That thing about the gas pump is hysterical! "HASSAN, HUSSEIN, DISCOUNT PUMP? OKAY MY FRIEND!" I'm Iranian and I have five uncles, one of whom is Hassan and one of whom is Hussein, so I'm picturing them in an American gas station giving the Iranian guy a discount and I cannot stop laughing XD
I'am neither Persian or Arab but this is good comedy spot on. furthermore it's a great setup, one can exchange Persian and Arabs with two similar ethnic groups and do the same gig. ex use Americans and Canadians or the french and Germans. However it's how it's delivered that puts the fun in it and here it's done very well, thumbs up...
I just discovered a great comedian ...Good job Maz, you are the best ...keep up your good work...thank you very much for the laughs ...and I am an Albanian, miiiaauu.....LOL Thanks again !I'll share your good stuff...
Still love this one 🤣🤣🤣😂😂👍💯 this is what I call good comedy. And he is actually right about the way Arabs speak 😁😁🤣🤣 you actually assume there is a riot going on just by hearing one speak 😂😂😂 hilarious! 👋🕺Maz Jobrani💯👍
i had 2 iranian classmates (both are very nice girls) and they called themselves "persian" instead of "iranian". she explained that iranians are proud of their culture (hint: persian empire) and also partly because iran sounds too similar to iraq.
***** Yeah I've heard of the don't-call-us-Arab thing. I actually stupidly asked my Iranian friend if she spoke Arabic (she very kindly corrected me and added that she does speak it). It doesn't help that many Westerners equate the Middle East with Arab.
+mxgirl918 yeah and the persoan language is linguistically closer to English and German than Arab, because it's a Indo-Germanic language and Arab is an Afro-Arab language, so there is a big difference
Maz, you’re soo damn right!! I gotta show this to my friend!! He’s persian i used to live with him we were like brothers! Greetings from Australia my friend! (No, I’m not trying to sell you anything!)
+absh Yes their should be peace, but Saudi Arabia is too immature for it in my view. Persians are Indo europeans. Nothing to do with Arabs. Remember that.
I'm Persian and I'm proud! Cause it's true. Iran was originally called Persia before it's name was changed during World War II under the influence of Hitler. And yeah, Persians are way different than Arabs. Like literally we are 2 different races.
احمق ،ایران هیچوقت اسمش پرشیا نبود،این رو هردوت میگفت به ما، بزغاله اگه بری ترجمه کتیبه ها رو بخونی میفهمی که کوروش و داریوش خودشون شاه ایران یا ایرانشهر میدونستن.پارسا یا پارسیا اسم ایالتی بود که اونا داخلش بودن.یکم تاریخ بخون
@@sorenakmi8345سلام. ایران در طول تاریخ و در قسمت های مختلف جهان با نام های مختلفی به خصوص پارسیا(Persia)، و آریانا(Ariana) شناخته شده، به این دلیل که سرزمینی که کوروش فرمانرواش بود قبل از این که فرمانروایی هر سه سرزمینی که ایران رو تشکیل میدادند رو بدست بیاره پارس نام داشت. دلیل این که تو ترجمه کتیبه ها شما ایرانشهر خوندید، میتونه این باشه که بیشتر وقت ها، ترجمه متن های مختلف طوری انجام میشه که به زبان خواننده متن سازگار باشه. تغییر اسم کشور در جنگ جهانی دوم هم یک موضوع در تاریخ ثبت شده است. میتونید برید چک کنید. روز خوش.
You should upload to your channel more of your own videos/performances I have seen this video, it was my favorite for a long time, i am glad, that it is now on your channel also - easier to find ;)
Yesterday I was just saying with anger & control to my wife, respect me I am your 'miyan' (Urdu word for husband) , next moment I said 'miyaon' like 'meow' .... He he he ... 😇 Cat... Peaceful.... ! So on time...to avoid conflict. She was laughing 😂 so much... I hope #persians & #pakistanis get the joke... !!
Aryan is a self designation term that we used thousandths of years ago during the Aecheminid Persian Empire, we don't say we're Aryan to sound "European" it was a term we used before any European country even had an empire.
Dude...it is the truth. That small.mustache austrian literally stole things he does not have a clue about from us, asian. Including the persian and all middle eatern.
Oh well.... looks like the Iranians/Persians in the audience think this is all very hilarious. I don't get it. Is that all there is to it, to be Iranian? I have had many Iranian friends while being a student, quite some years ago (in Germany). They would not have appreciated this skid. They spoke of their rich cultural heritage, their glorious history, their wonderful architectural treasures, and their great cuisine... not to mention the love for their country. What could be more natural? I will never forget these years of cross-cultural sharing! One day, I shall visit Iran, as I was meant to do. I think of Iranians as my brothers and sisters, my friends.
Hi Maz... you're soo funny!! :) Btw, what's the name of the song and artist of the techno song that you played at the end of this tour. It's soo cool! I hope you reply to this message... thanks in advance! Keep on being funny and spread the message of love....
it's true about introducing ourselves I always loved the expression of people when they know am arab and i always do the scary thing to make it more funny. but Persians are not less dangerous then we are
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That thing about the gas pump is hysterical! "HASSAN, HUSSEIN, DISCOUNT PUMP? OKAY MY FRIEND!" I'm Iranian and I have five uncles, one of whom is Hassan and one of whom is Hussein, so I'm picturing them in an American gas station giving the Iranian guy a discount and I cannot stop laughing XD
The joke does make sense now!
Ehli Beyt my friend Ehli Beyt... The sons of Hz. Ali, the 3rd and the 4th imams.
Iranians are beautiful..
This man taught me more about Iran and its culture than I have ever learned from any other source out there. Hilarious. "Persian like the cat. Meouw."
Master Chief where are you getting your sources from my man..?
Really.... that scares me!
Maz is my favorite!😻miaou miaou !
This is one of my favorite Maz clips..."I'm Persian, like the cat...meow"😂😂😂😂
I'm Persian meowww 😂😂😂😂 that was so on point and funny 😂
is that ur own picture?
@@abazeez1042 don't believe everything you see on internet 😁😃🤣👎👎👎
@@deepakchamm193 vegene* keep it original
Nitish Saxena 😂😂😂 yo bro sorry my bad
Khafe jendeh dummy
Man I'm crying literally, funny as hell 😂😂😂😂
+MReza Nasirloo thanks for watching buddy much love!
Persians are beautiful... inside and out.
@daAnder71 you sound stupid kid
Thanks
Indeed
Everyone are beautiful inside and out. We are human race and nationality are just some made up shit
Yeah as long as you don't meet them inside UAE
"But it is a _peaceful_ nuclear program"-That one gets to me EVERY TIME.
Bruh to be honest this dude made me laughing as fuck and btw im an arab so chill out guys we're brothers !
Fuck off
Im an arab too and I laughed my heart out.
Yessir I have lots of Arab friends. Im Iranian 🤝 we're brothers
1:36, 2:13, 2:39, 4:00 camerman found woman of his dreams, 😂.
I noticed that too. 😎
Exactly... 😂
hahaha
Her laughter makes this video
Is she Persian though... or Iranian
I'am neither Persian or Arab but this is good comedy spot on. furthermore it's a great setup, one can exchange Persian and Arabs with two similar ethnic groups and do the same gig. ex use Americans and Canadians or the french and Germans. However it's how it's delivered that puts the fun in it and here it's done very well, thumbs up...
So funny wallah loved it SALAM FROM IRAQ TO IRAN ❤️
حبیبی
Anta akhi
🇮🇷🇮🇶❤️
I’ve met this man in person… he’s the kindest omg💜 I love him💜💜
I just discovered a great comedian ...Good job Maz, you are the best ...keep up your good work...thank you very much for the laughs ...and I am an Albanian, miiiaauu.....LOL Thanks again !I'll share your good stuff...
I love you from beirut lebanon ❤ Regards to iran 😘🌷
L F ❤️👍from iran
Dude I watched this Video like a Hundred times it's too funny 😂 hope you visit Germany in the coming months 💙
Thanks for the love +Emad Qassim appreciate you!
Maz Jobrani I will also come to your show, if you come to Germany
It's never getting weary watching your job again and again!
god bless :D
will never get old this show :) love you maz hope see you again soon
Persian like the cat -- and furry! OMG, love my Pashmaloo-e kachal's furry chest!
I hear that this guy's going to be playing Jafar in an upcoming Disney show. I've got to see the show just for this.
Love from Sweden,, keep up the good work ,.🙏👌❤️😇🇸🇪❤️❤️.
Still love this one 🤣🤣🤣😂😂👍💯 this is what I call good comedy. And he is actually right about the way Arabs speak 😁😁🤣🤣 you actually assume there is a riot going on just by hearing one speak 😂😂😂 hilarious! 👋🕺Maz Jobrani💯👍
i had 2 iranian classmates (both are very nice girls) and they called themselves "persian" instead of "iranian". she explained that iranians are proud of their culture (hint: persian empire) and also partly because iran sounds too similar to iraq.
true
Iran means land of aryans. Iraq means rock or cliff as far as I know (with all respect). Your friends must have identity issues, I am fine with both.
***** Yeah I've heard of the don't-call-us-Arab thing. I actually stupidly asked my Iranian friend if she spoke Arabic (she very kindly corrected me and added that she does speak it). It doesn't help that many Westerners equate the Middle East with Arab.
Iran is a very old name. Ferdowsi in his poem 1000 years back says CHO IRAN MABASHAD TANE MAN MABAD
+mxgirl918 yeah and the persoan language is linguistically closer to English and German than Arab, because it's a Indo-Germanic language and Arab is an Afro-Arab language, so there is a big difference
The first time i heard this a decade ago i was laughing soooo hard. Lol classic.
I'm frm India, I becoming ur fan Jobrani... u r doin good...
he is good because he respects the other cultures and doesn't go overboard
HAZARDOUSGAMING458 :)
This guy is awesome. Love you Jobrani
I am ARAB hahahaha really I am and I liked you.
Saw this Maz on Gabriel Iglesias' channel. I'm not disappointed
We blow you up and hug you lmaoooooo😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
first time seen in Ted talks and loved the guy. Greetings from İstanbul
kahvevotka same story
You are so funny I can't stop laughing my cheeks hurt😂
That's your best clip and I've watched all of them multiple times... 🤣🤣
Long live all Iranians, love you dear Maz❤️
Just found this. Gotta give some LOVE from Israel! :-)
Yossi Yaari peace from iran👍
❤
It is Palestine
Omgg Maz you are too funny I love you
i am Persian, mewwwww !!!
No doubt Persian girls super cute..worth loving and marrying ....m not a Muslim
@@suraj-op2bx where are you from!?indian
@@mehrdad5767 nearby Delhi
You are awesome Maz. Was nice meeting you at Toronto Airport.
I love your humour 😂😂 and also the entery and exit music you should make a song of it 😂💝🌸
Love From INDIA maz....
you are just awesome....
god bless you :)
Met him in CT. He's amazing!
Maz, you’re soo damn right!! I gotta show this to my friend!! He’s persian i used to live with him we were like brothers! Greetings from Australia my friend! (No, I’m not trying to sell you anything!)
Just needed to laugh when I didnt have a mood and you did it. Thank you Maz Jobrani. #Legend
Ohhh
Just like me
one of his best acts
Iran + Saudi Arabia = love and peace.
Thumbs up if you wish the same.
+Ahmed Al Zahrani I'm Iranian and I wish that too 🙏🏽
T KAZ Peace my brother, Saudi and Iran are cousins
+absh Yes their should be peace, but Saudi Arabia is too immature for it in my view. Persians are Indo europeans. Nothing to do with Arabs. Remember that.
Iran supports Terrorist child murderer Assad, Saudi ISIS.
+ATLAS GAMING atlas gaming up ports division and terrorism.
Love Maz Jobrani
Omgg Maz you are too funny 😂 I love you
Excellent work dear Maz 😂😂😂
That leg kick😭😂
fantastic , khobast
God bless the good americans and the good iranians
Hello I'm Indian, ROARRRRR 😂
I'm Persian and I'm proud! Cause it's true. Iran was originally called Persia before it's name was changed during World War II under the influence of Hitler.
And yeah, Persians are way different than Arabs. Like literally we are 2 different races.
احمق ،ایران هیچوقت اسمش پرشیا نبود،این رو هردوت میگفت به ما، بزغاله اگه بری ترجمه کتیبه ها رو بخونی میفهمی که کوروش و داریوش خودشون شاه ایران یا ایرانشهر میدونستن.پارسا یا پارسیا اسم ایالتی بود که اونا داخلش بودن.یکم تاریخ بخون
@@sorenakmi8345سلام.
ایران در طول تاریخ و در قسمت های مختلف جهان با نام های مختلفی به خصوص پارسیا(Persia)، و آریانا(Ariana) شناخته شده، به این دلیل که سرزمینی که کوروش فرمانرواش بود قبل از این که فرمانروایی هر سه سرزمینی که ایران رو تشکیل میدادند رو بدست بیاره پارس نام داشت. دلیل این که تو ترجمه کتیبه ها شما ایرانشهر خوندید، میتونه این باشه که بیشتر وقت ها، ترجمه متن های مختلف طوری انجام میشه که به زبان خواننده متن سازگار باشه. تغییر اسم کشور در جنگ جهانی دوم هم یک موضوع در تاریخ ثبت شده است. میتونید برید چک کنید.
روز خوش.
You should upload to your channel more of your own videos/performances
I have seen this video, it was my favorite for a long time, i am glad, that it is now on your channel also - easier to find ;)
welcome to another episode of: where quarantine leads me today. also, you should totally do a show in Armenia
U are naturally funny
I keep seeing it many time
Can't wait to see you in Delhi.
This is one of the best standup bit.
I am persian meaowwww ^^ 😂
my fav part of the show.
Too good!
i regret drinking and i laughed so hard i snorted my drink
Oh god i'm crying🤣just the hassan hosein🤣🤣🤣
it was fantastic
Hey, my last name is Mokhtari! We both have the "Mokh" in common! I'm part-Persian on my father's side.
"We blow you up then we hug you" 3:09🤣
Actually i have the same habit of introducing myself as Persian. Fuck man 😂😂 LMAO
awesome
+LearningDaily much love & don't forget to subscribe :)
Maz Jobrani Thanks!
the best video
He is soo funny and dynamic
absolutely hilarious! 😂
Hassan, hussin ????? lmaoooo that cracks me up
Yesterday I was just saying with anger & control to my wife, respect me I am your 'miyan' (Urdu word for husband) , next moment I said 'miyaon' like 'meow' .... He he he ... 😇 Cat... Peaceful.... ! So on time...to avoid conflict. She was laughing 😂 so much... I hope #persians & #pakistanis get the joke... !!
Maz jobrani, to kheili khub hasti.😃
Maz jobrani, you are actually very good.😃
I m persian, like the cat MMMMMMMMEEEEEOOOWWWWW
man New Zealand hastam your awesome ,
Think about this... the Middle East without oil in the equation? What would it be like?
I love Iran.
Thanks
Length of the video is 4:20 BLAZE IT!!!
*421
It's actually 4:21 you numbskull
Was wondering where you were going to go with the "white" and "Aryan" path. But you just tickled it lightly.
Aryan is a self designation term that we used thousandths of years ago during the Aecheminid Persian Empire, we don't say we're Aryan to sound "European" it was a term we used before any European country even had an empire.
Dude...it is the truth. That small.mustache austrian literally stole things he does not have a clue about from us, asian. Including the persian and all middle eatern.
"Aryan" meant early Indo-European before it was appropriated to mean something else. Just like "Caucasian" did.
Viva Iran🇮🇷👍
Dooddrooddood Iran😄
You are very funny man👌
Hilarious!!
Maz is the best your i come in peace is the best !
Holy Moly donut shop!
LOL This guy is brilliant!
I m watching this after Jo koy's accent video in his Netflix special...ummh there's something fishy but clear..
Persians say they're Persians because "Persian" is an ethnicity, where as Iranian is a nationality.
Oh well.... looks like the Iranians/Persians in the audience think this is all very hilarious. I don't get it. Is that all there is to it, to be Iranian? I have had many Iranian friends while being a student, quite some years ago (in Germany). They would not have appreciated this skid. They spoke of their rich cultural heritage, their glorious history, their wonderful architectural treasures, and their great cuisine... not to mention the love for their country. What could be more natural? I will never forget these years of cross-cultural sharing! One day, I shall visit Iran, as I was meant to do. I think of Iranians as my brothers and sisters, my friends.
I wanted to write you in Arabic Maz,
But truly, no comment
Nura Alnimer
Impressive and Hilarious.
I've been seeing a lot of comments saying anybody come from gaberial Iglesias and I'm all like yes yes I am he is so funny
Persian 😂🤣like cat 🐈
Hi Maz... you're soo funny!! :)
Btw, what's the name of the song and artist of the techno song that you played at the end of this tour.
It's soo cool! I hope you reply to this message... thanks in advance!
Keep on being funny and spread the message of love....
goated
I love you. ❤️💕
i heard the cat thingy part. why u guys not uploading regularly
عالیه!!!فوق العادست!!!!waw
it's true about introducing ourselves I always loved the expression of people when they know am arab and i always do the scary thing to make it more funny. but Persians are not less dangerous then we are
Love Pakistan-India friendship, long live..
I'm a Jobranatics😂😄
Saw him on TED.. he is so funny
r u planning to come back to australia!!
Iranian here or I should say Persian here so tooty fruity and btw Hassan and Hussein are the best guys ever lol
AliKatani what