"We Had A Persian Empire" - Maz Jobrani (Brown & Friendly)
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I'm swedish, and I'd let him just have the rug when he's that polite. "What a wonderful robber, such good manners. He even put on cologne!"
lmao yass
Tjena min kompis!
LolTollhurst Hej Hej
Swedish & rug ? You'd give him your country ! You already did ! ;-)
LolTollhurst and then out of retaliation brutally raid is home.
They had an empire
You were vikings!
Ps I am aware you had an empire to
I love the fact that he's standing on a Persian rug.
Yes but shoes on a Persian rug🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
@@mitrazaker7483 it's very disrespecting to have a shoes on a Persian rug🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
But the shoes 😬
The shoes. *The shoes*
Before rubbing that guy of his rug, he should have asked him if the rug was a Persian rug.
Instead of wars let's have more comedians like Moz .
It's Maz
This comment is one year later, even more actual!
@@sperinthalakkat9831 but the real pronunciation is Muaz.
Comedy can solve problems!
@@HasanKhanArt how come? The full name is Maziar, a persian name not an arab one.
I can’t get enough of this guy.
Greetings to Persians from an Arab.
Yousef Al-A'ssaf يوسف العساف hahahahahahahahaha
Yousef Al-A'ssaf يوسف العساف allah is indeed great but not ur religion
BIG POPA PUM
No one talked about religions, and keep your opinion for yourself.
شکرا صدیقی ...
Greeting to Arabs from an Iranian ...
arash izaki
اهلا و سهلا بك أخي.
My dad used to wear Aramis and style his hair everywhere he went, even to work. I remember waking up to the smell of his cologne every morning. When he couldn't find me in Aldi's he would say my name the EXACT same way 😂
I could locate my dad by scent and the sound of his shoes in any store
Great
That is super cool!
aww that nice.
Wait where r you from tho?
He described my Lebanese father perfectly with the cologne.
Your name is Simon and you're Lebanese wtf? 😂
@@zuhair4176 Any problem being Christian in Lebanon? Stupid dork.
Lebanese here too, i used to have a lebanese friend named simon too haha
@@zuhair4176 yah do your research
@@zuhair4176 Arab Christians do exist
As a first-generation persian jew who grew up in ny, this is embarrassingly accurate. If you want to go anywhere, literally EVERYONE in the family has to come. And whenever my dad tried to find me somewhere he would always yell my name like I was his dog. So humiliating lol
it benefits your knee,
zip it.
Be proud
be peroud 😂😂😂
Be proud family sticks together same in India
our culture have not stood the time for over 5000 years, by parent letting kids decide how they want to grow up, unlike here!!
parents respects and discipline are the very first thing you learn when you are kid, which helps you later in life, even though it's might looks hard when you are kid!
it's ten time harder and not as effective if you start learning those when you are older ,you can not build the strong life if the root is not strong!!
US military: this one is ok
@Otis C-14 your are not persian for sure .we hate nobody except those who hate us
@Otis C-14 *_Your country is turning less white every day so no big deal_*
Maz serve US well yea . Thats right . He is just rootless coward
Then blackwater “contractors”/mercenaries show up, “just mow anything that moves that’s isn’t purely aryan race”
@@sareeyemanusqaame8723 don’t forget some soldiers who like killing civilians and then getting called heroes 😂
We had an empire. Right now it’s being remodeled, but we had an empire 😂😂😂.
My dad would say things like that, I miss him, rip dad. 💙
@@roxannam9345 aww im sorry sweetie
As a Palestinian Honduran, the car thing... Legit af, like any time someone in my family needs to got the smallest of errands its like "ok, who's coming with me, come on, I am not going along, move it..."
@@BS-mr4um shut up Israhelli refugee
...oh, as in Palestinian Arab Honduran 😉
@@zainahmed8018 I think you are mistaking Hamas for Israel. 😆
@@1969cmp No I am not, do ur research. Typical Dumbass sheep..
@@zainahmed8018 Oh, name calling. 😉
How many children died building the terror tunnels built by Hamas? Did they have a choice? What happens to those who complain about Hamas? What happened to members of Fatah when Hamas took over Gaza?
Where did the Gazan Fatah members flee to and who looked after them?
We had an empire, right now it's being remodelled! LMAO
You shot the aim
Maz Jobrani is by far one of the best standup comedians I’ve ever seen.
1:11 Me: "Really? That sounds like us Mexicans"
1:20 Maz seconds later... 😂
Greetings Maaz , I have great respect for Persian culture and history . Persia was first known as the Medo-Persian Empire with Cyrus as the first king . The Bible mentions Cyrus by name and his accomplishments 200 yrs before he was born , in the book of Isaiah . Very interesting . Keep up your awsome comedy routine .
He’s one of the Messiahs in the Torah “Gods anointed” “My shepherd Cyrus” he’s the only gentile Messiah ever! He had the temple rebuilt in Jerusalem and freed the Hebrews from Babylonian captivity, and had his armies protect them on the way back to Judea, and got back all their valuables. The royal accountant of Judea accounted every single bit of it back. Cyrus also gave from his own pocket to help the rebuilding of the temple. Those are all messiah like qualities. He is spoken of almost 200 years before his birth. That’s one of the miracles of the Torah “Cyrus’s prophecy”
Greetings from Armenia to our "peroud" neighbors ))
You were part of that Empire you know? Cheers bro!
I recently watched a couple of clips from Maz. I find his self-deprecating stereotype breaking humour and calls for Americans to visit and educate themselves on the middle east incredibly refreshing. How great would it be if Americans and others would have the intellectual curiosity and humility that is necessary for them to actually break through the false and misleading messaging that promotes and propagates racist tropes and ugly stereotypes. Regrettably, that will never happen in our lifetime but it is a worthy objective. Keep up the great wok Maz! I look forward to more of your comedy routines.
Lat time I was there a Woman hit me with a stick for holding hands with my Husband
Once people realize the xenophobia comes from culture and not race, they might try to blend in better tbh
Who's here again 2019
...😁You should be *Peroud*
*very peroud* 🤣🤣
Maz jobrani is in my opinion the best stand up comedian. His timing is impeccable and his comedy is so hygenic, he doesnt insult any community. Clean comedian- Respects and admiration from india.
lol. Clearly you only saw like one clip of his. Maybe u should watch all of his clips before u call him a clean comedian that doesn't insult the community. rofl.
His wife is from India and they have like 3 kids half Iranian half Indian
Absolutely love your humor! Coming from India, I can relate to everything🤣
his wife of 16 years is Indian. Their kids are half Indian
Hey Maz, the Empire is getting rid of the duplex :)) on a serious note Iran is rising from the ashes once again ! Long Live Free Iran! ❤️🙏🏻❤️
Iran is best arab country
@@everydayrubbish8962 no dude LMFAO no
@@everydayrubbish8962 Arab?! Bro run before some other Persian sees your comment
Hey Maz I just want to thank you for sharing your videos here on RUclips. You are truly funny and your jocks are hilarious. Thanks again!
I am an Armenian from Iran... I dig everything you are saying. I listen to NPR and listened to your "Wait Wait." Show too.
I just love you...your accent your deliverance.. everything is perfectly timed.
I’m Persian to and one problem with my family is every thing the guy just said
You are lucky
That's a good thing be proud of it
Lolll
Get a new family bro
Yazdan be perouuuudddd! We are Persian!
I’m Armenian and when I went to visit yeravan I saw quite a few blacked out Audi’s and Mercedes everywhere thought it was the mafia lol 😂 😂😂😂
Persian Dads are amazing, my father went to all my sports games and was the loudest hahahaha great memories
as an iranian, peroud killed me😂😂😂😂
yes, no issue with stressing the word lol
@@s.sh.4442very peroud😂
Good stuff! Haven't see a comedian for a little while that made me laugh like this!
Maz makes people laugh without insulting other people, no profanity, just humor in plain English.
You are so cool Maz, people like you could change the world by humor. Sad that people just cant get along together. Keep up the good work,bless you.
Everytime you see a car filled with people it's either Middle Easterners or Mexican.
I would add Slavic people also!
I'm Mexican and I can vouch for the accuracy of this! lol He's probably based in LA and more likely refers to the Mexican/Hispanic community over there, but trust me that in Mexico is the exact same thing. :-D
@آریا i never said this statement is not true for Mexicans and Middle Easterners LOL, i am pretty convinced that this is spot on. I just added another group of folks on the list, which are, in temperament and some other traits pretty similar to M.E. and Mexicans. We, Serbs, also like to stack up in the car - one of my most crowded rides was with a group of friends, 8 of us in a car for 4 people, and all of my friends above 1,80+ in height, including a female friend 😆😆😆
Great stuff Maz, God bless you, keep on building bridges!
Oh man coming from a Persian family this is just too accurate. Especially the cologne omg.
Maz is genuinely funny that one wants to hear more. Good comedic content.
LOL. I am Persian and he is 1000% right that's how Persian families are
I'm Persian and I disagree :)
I'm half arab and half Persian and this is the most ACCURATE thing I have ever seen
So aren't Persians also Arabs?
@@akiladesilva7422 no they aren't. persians speak farsi while arabs speak different arabic dialects. While they are both in the middle east, no, they are not the same
@@maealissawi51 do North Africans also fall to the arab category?
@@akiladesilva7422 have you heard of google?
@@akiladesilva7422 noooo they are not. They are ethnically and culturally different, and they speak different languages. Persians speak Farsi. Arabs speak Arabic.
"He brought the whole village!" Roflmao!
such a delight to see this video. flashback for days!!!!!! see you at your next show Maz ;)
"Why did they bring the whole VILLAGE?!", by the way: Mr. Jobrani, I would love to see you do a show with Sebastian Maniscalco.
I'm Indian and I have a Turkish friend and for hours we "happily" talk about the respective empires of our countries(...and also the intermixing of our cultures).
Really ? Turks ?
@@typicalstupidindian4894 Maurya Empire
Gupta Empire
Chola Dynasty
Vijayanagara Empire
Kushan Empire
Satavahana Dynasty
Pala Empire
Rashtrakuta Empire
Hoysala Empire
Maratha Empire
Chalukya Dynasty
Pallava Dynasty
Magadha Empire
Chera Kingdom
Pandya Kingdom
Mughal Empire
Delhi Sultanate
Rajput Kingdoms
Sikh Empire
Ahom Kingdom
Chola Dynasty (Cholas of Tamil Nadu)
Mysore Kingdom
Kakatiya Dynasty
Travancore Kingdom
Vijayanagara Empire
Kashmir Kingdom
Gajapati Kingdom
Satavahana Dynasty
Ikshvaku Dynasty
Vijaya Nagara Kingdom
Pallava Dynasty
Nanda Dynasty
Solanki Dynasty
Gurjara-Pratihara Empire
Pala Empire
Yadava Dynasty
Chalukya Dynasty
Chera Kingdom
Pandya Kingdom
Karkota Dynasty
Chola Dynasty (Cholas of Andhra Pradesh)
Kalachuri Dynasty
Pandyas of Ucchangi
Pandyan Dynasty (Pandyas of Madurai)
Chola Dynasty (Cholas of Uraiyur)
Rashtrakuta Dynasty
Kadamba Dynasty
Sena Dynasty
Karnata Dynasty
Vijayalaya Dynasty
Those Turks are different. Those Turks in turkey travelled to Turkey in multiple waves. First huna invasion, kushana invasion, Saka invasion, Persian invasion, Mongol invasion. Every time new branch was created. Turks in India was Persianized. They followed Persian culture.
@@-rate6326 They belong to same Turkic tribes from Central Asia... Uzbek language and Turkish language is much same. Saka, Kushans were mainly Greco-Romans mixed with other tribes and formed new names.
@@rituparna6133 don't read Wikipedia It's not that simple. There's no Roman in saka, kushana. Kushana lived in china. They followed multiple culture not just hellenic. Saka queen defeated Romans. Now Kushana, Saka, Huna exists as Iranian, Pakistanis, Afganistan, Indians.
As an iranian im really proud of you brother ❤️❤️❤️
We all love you sooo much ❤️
fucking چگوارا گذاشتی پروفایلت
You're the best Maz, amazing! Keep up the excellent work ^^ Greetings from Montenegro!
I repeat this clip again and again and don't get bored of it .. soooo nice and funny😍😂😂😂😂
Loved the voice you did for your dad and the robber, laughed so hard I got tears.
Love u man, the way u deliver those jokes is amazing lucky to have u on earth
I have not laughed so much for a long time, that my compatriots can be so funny, I never knew . I am proud of you
Your style is amazing, like it !!! awesome quick witted comedy and so apt. (as in applicable)
We love roosters in Guatemala too.. Especially in soups 😂😂
ogh
Lol
We have roosters and hens. They each have names. We don't eat them.
Ur an idiot
RIGHT NOW ITS BEING REMODELED LOOOLLL
I love your job...I love every thing about it. your jokes your act...and the Persian accent part is the best.. keep up the good work
PS: az vaghty in video ro ferestadid man 10 bar bishtar negahesh kardam....dame shomaa garm!
Maz Jobrani I learn a lot from you brother. Thank you so very much for teaching while we laughing.
Im Pashtun and my Dad is like "We beat the Greeks, be proud be proud."
Ciaron Smith lmao your comment was completely unrelated but ok.
OPERATION:crazy too bad the Mongols were too strong for you
And the Greeks made you guys white so you better thank them
First off, Pashtuns are originally white, Alexander the Great never got into the heart of Pashtun territory for his men to create so much fucking offspring and make most Pashtuns white. And no way would Pashtuns even let that happen. Remember when the Mongols tried that? Pashtuns are linguistically Eastern Iranians, making them originally white like most Iranians. And yes indeed the Mongols did whoop the shit out of everyone other than India, only cuz it was a shithole. But you must admit, all of the Iranians were tough for the Mongols, took them a while to reach Baghdad that they made it to Poland faster, hell we (Iranians) are the reason why most of them converted to Islam and soon took it to India as the Mughal Empire.
NOTE: When I say Iranian, I mean the ethno linguistic group, not the nationality, in some cases people call it Iranic, but Iranian and Iranic mean the same thing
Maryam Farsiani lmao.excuse you. Do you even hear yourself? Do you realise how weird and ignorant that sounds?
Hey Maz,
I have seen all your videos..eventhough some of them are repetitive but they're making me laugh hysterically... You deserve a pat on the back man..:)
Can't keep it to myself :P ... love your work Maz! keep going!
Good stuff. I had never heard of you before, but I enjoyed this.
My brother's in-laws are Phillipino but have a chicken too and pretty sure they travel en masse as well! Hilarious!
getting a Middle-Eastern Bill Burr vibe from this guy, lol.
One of my coworkers suggested for me to check out your comedy. You're hilarious. I would love to come watch you live someday if you're still preforming.
I still find this on of the best clips ever, amongst many of Maz. That accent is hilarious. For some reason I wouldn't mind living next to a Persian robber lol 🤣 at least I'd have peace of mind when I'd hear him talk. So relaxing when somebody talka slowly 🤣 cause I hate it when people talk fast like Arab 🤣 so funnyyyyyyy! 👍🍀🌷
i'm Algerian and wallah love your videos your sketches are just hilarious and very creative !!! like who would imagine a remodeled empire ! or duplex ♥ you are genius !
me watching this on my phone in my moms Mercedes-Benz like..
Hey glitz
You have snap?
I'm Persian and my husband from Portugal bcoz this video all the time telling me you should be proud Maz 😅😅😅😅
Maz Jobrani, and other person comedians, are helping me understand my boyfriend so much better! ❤️❤️❤️
How can anybody not love Maz? Everything about him is adorable!
I watch this clip at regular intervals and laugh out loud every single time! Thank you dear for your fantastic sense of humor
Hay Maaz this is Farid Abbasi from Islamabad Pakistan.
I really love your comedy and for some reason I am finding persian people so awesome in every field.
You guys are rocking!
Your father was right. You should be proud of your heritage.
Indeed you had an empire!
God bless you!
the video is already finished and i have a smile stuck on my face. :D
LOL... "Right now it's being remodeled..." Maz, you are too too funny!
Put the rooster lol
Omg ur my favorite comedian, it's hard for me.to laugh but u make me laugh ur awsome thank u😊😊😊😊😊
You are just brilliant Mazyar 😂. Thanks for starting the Reels 😊👍
Maz Jobrani, how did you know they'll build a wall?! Are in it with Matt Groening with predicting the future?! lmao
right now it's being remodeled. great stuff.
BLESS YOUR ol Cottons m8, have laughed quite some,& have sent some of your shows, Mike.
Keep up the good work Maz! Wish I discovered you sooner.
as an Iranian i agree with the car joke😂 my mom is like, come on let's go buy a bottle of milk😂😂I'm not going if you're not going, 😂
He is soooo freakin' hilaroous 😂😂😂
Very funny, Maz. Everyone can relate to tales of parents coming to embarrass you at the pickup. Been there, done that, too.
You are hilarious! I enjoy each of your videos.
My best friend: Ramin Ismaili. A Costa Rican and Persian who were like brothers. Cafe Ramin and Banana Man Alberto. Many blessings to the Persian community, and thank you for sharing your hospitality. Thank you so very much.
haha were those the names you gave them? that shits funny
@@agostocobain2729 That what we were called. We threw all the parties at the university.
@@albertogutierrez8653 oh ok that's hella funny. dude your friend has an amazing last name, named after Ishmael, Abrahams son who all the Muslims trace their lineage to. Are you guys still friends?
@@agostocobain2729 I missed the guy. He left to The Netherlands for his graduate work and I returned back to L.A. We are still friends. People really never understood our chemistry. We were of different cultures but we understood each other. I ate a lot at his house. I fell in love with Persian cooking. His father treated me like his son. I have immense appreciation of Persian culture.
We had an empire its being remodeled. LMAO
Maz you're a fine person and a great comedian - what's not to like about you? Keep up the great work
You are awesome!! Keep up the great job!!
"right now it's being remodeled"
with the increasing iranian influence in the region and crushing isis , i believe your dad is a wise man .
Even though I have heard these jokes many times before, I would listen to them for another 50 years.
While standup comedians around us are getting trashier by the day, I always come back to his videos - satire, relevance, political nuances, few doses of cultural significance, and a bit of melancholy. Love this man.
Totally hilarious,loved it Maz
Yes, we had the greatest empire and have great customs, habits and traditions. we DO NOT need to pretend we are not Iranian.We always proud of that Maz.
Peroud*
You are awesome
👋👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👋 Times have changed....Thanks for these videos you go go go go Making people laugh. 👏 Happy holidays 2019. On a serious note I do hope all those married couples affected by the travel banned will be able to finally see each other every morning.👏
Nice aghaye maziyar xD you’re awesome 👏. With love from Iran 🇮🇷
I'm of Czech descent. We never had our own empire. Normally we just get consumed by another bigger power, whether it's the Holy Roman Empire, Austrian-Hungarian Empire, Nazi Germany, or the USSR (Note some people might argue to add the EU to the list as well). Soon however, soon...
Don't say that. Bohemia was relevant even in the Holy Roman Empire.
Everybody who thinks the EU is an empire, should open up Wikipedia immediately.
You guys made the ARMA series though!!!!
AJ Tomecek
It’s not a bad thing. That’s why you don’t get much hate from others.
It is a great victory for Czechia beatin Ireland and Germany in drinkin beers.
love from India
yujil da cows don't have dick😁😁😂😂😂
yujil da for china even our small Bihari population is enough they will kill u within 1hr
+yujil da
Maz, as a Iranian/American married to an Indian girl himself. Aside of this fact, we Iranians love Indians. Don't know the exact reason, but we just love their culture, people, history &... Why the need to spread hatred comments? Do it somewhere else if youre so eager on it man!
I love Shubham Singla but I hate India.
AQWE KJHt Come on!!! There is no reason at all to hate indians, buddy 😁. We love peace, we love chicken tandoori. Don't tell me you hate chicken tandoori??
I just love the Iranian accent: "Mazior! You should be aproud. Vi hod an empiarrrr!"
his best special, miss this Maz
Being an immigration myself, this is why I love this country.
This is just too funny 😂😂😂😂
first time watching you, loved !
Had a horrible day and that just made me laugh ......you're really funny I hope you came to kuwait soon.