Why do Russians sound like they're talking backwards? Here's a clip from my 2016 special, "Almost Famous." Watch the full special on Netflix! Click here: nflx.it/2pIWkbQ
All my game russian friends say this to each other and me too xd voice chat is basically like this when someone get stunned and is about to die "PIDOR IDI NAHUI!"
The joke on Russian sounding like they speak backwards just cracks me up every time, also because he starts walking backwards. And Im Bulgarian, so its pretty similar.
Russian is the second language on the Internet. We are always here, we just do not always write in Russian. According to etiquette, you need to participate in discussions in the language of the starter topic. If the topic is about Russian or in Russian, we use Russian.
@@lkikost1625 Russian is the second language only by the number of Russian-language websites, but by the number of users it looks like this: 1 English 1,105,919,154 25.2% 2 Chinese 863,230,794 19.3% 3 Spanish 344,448,932 7.9% 4 Arabic 226,595,470 5.2% 5 Portuguese 171,583,004 3.9% 6 Indonesian / Malaysian 169,685,798 3.9% 7 French 144,695,288 3.3% 8 Japanese 118,626,672 2.7% 9 Russian 109,552,842 2.5% 10 German 92,304,792 2.1%
@@KatyaLishch Угу, вот только Китайцы варятся в своем интернете, поэтому их сложно увидеть в том интернете, к которому мы привыкли, испаноязычные живут в основном в Южной Америке, В Испании самой меньше 50 миллионов населения. Эти ребята и правда в частности имеют представительство в интернете, вот только там все плохо с английским и они не выходят в реддит и прочие ресурсы, их редко встретишь в комментариях в ютубе. Такая же история с португальским. Позавчера общался с парнем из Перу. На счет арабского ничего не скажу, не бывают я в тех интернетах. Они должны быть в районе инстаграмма, не дальше. Даже под видео с арабскими гонками по барханам я арабской вязи не видел. Однако, у современного поколения все прекрасно с английским, лучше чем в россии точно. Все, дальше судить сложно. Индонезийцы есть, французы должны знать английский и им пользоваться чаще в интернетах. Японцы слишком консервативны в социальном плане, но это все высасано из стереотипов и пальца. Непонятно, где Индусы. Их как бы столько же сколько и Китайцев, они везде, куча видео от индусов, целый мем есть про то, что на все есть гайды на ютубе от индусов, но в этой статистики их нет. Странно. Однако, думаю, мы согласимся, что в киберспорте кричат сука-блять, мемы на реддите про русский язык в играх и кириличные ники. Носителей Белорусского языка и Украинского можно считать за русскоязычных пользователей, да простит меня суверинетет этих стран с их гордым народом. Есть три типа лжи, большая - маленькая и статистика. Видимо, где-то как-то не
@@lkikost1625 возможно русские - одна из самых прокрастинирующих наций, проводящих очень много времени в интернете и за играми, возможно поэтому производительность труда в России гораздо ниже чем у всех развитых стран, а образование не так востребовано, у нас предпочитают финансировать силовиков, вместо науки с образованием, любят пострелять видимо.
I had a Russian friend in college here in Canada studying ESL(English as a second language) named Семён (pronounced Semyon). He would always write his name on the board as Semen (thats how it is spelled in Russian). Teachers were laughing every time and eventually told him to change it to Simon
For english speaking people I always say that my name is Sam, because it's shorter than Simon and doesn't have this strange e (which causes a lot of problems with documents even in Russia, because some organisations write ё in name and some doesn't). P.s. my name is Семён)
A real story with another Russian Semen my ex-employer was hiring for a job: at the end of the interview process the HR asked the guy to change his name to Simon so that the email address wouldn't sound like "semen@[company]"
Ещё бы Серебряном веке было придумано стихотворение "Дыр бул щыл" Дыр бул щыл убеш щур скум вы со бу р л эз" Идея была как раз в том, что так звучит для иностранцев русский. Имхо, до сих пор верно :)
никакого возмущения! Узбек и есть узбек- если только не носитель русского языка!в Москве разное случается- есть и африканцы-носители русского! а это много значит- воспитался в России, значит и менталитет Российский!
I'm half-Russian. Grew up with two languages. A friend of mine was named Panayotis, he was from Greece and desperately wanted us to call him " Panos ". I'm so sorry to say that, but Panos (written Ponos) means Diarrhea in Russian. )) LIL ADD : He's aware of what it might sound like in Russian and is having fun with that ))
I'm Russian and once a French guy said to me same about my language. And I said, that his language sounds for me like he try to do an air-cunnilingus: "la pulula lula" We laughed together))
The joke of Russians talking like their always speaking backwards always cracks me up. Especially him walking backwards makes the joke 1000 times more funnier 😂😂
@@kekhaunter8002 Hh yeah😂😩 I think coz I only comment on videos thats all 🤷♀️ And Yeah I don’t post no videos I just like looking to others videos and comment 😊
I was crying while watching this. I am russian and I can say that Russell is 100% right about all that stuff :D Especially talking backwards-it literally killed me , I blew up with laughter. What an amazing sense of humor , 0 hate , 0 racism , 100% pure humor
The "backwards" sounding Russian has an explanation: Most of the words in English end with vowels, so the flow of speech is almost uninterrupted, like a song. One word stacks with another like a jigsaw puzzle. It starts abruptly but then they drag the word. Russian on the other hand has majority of the words ending with consonants, so speaking Russian is like jumping on the river rocks, one by one. (I'm native russian speaker) We drag our words and then end them abruptly. So it's basically English in reverse.
irina vlady yes, right! I was thinking about Russians distinctively splitting words into syllables when we talk and wrote that word instead of consonants. I’ve edited, thanks.
@No One Согласен. Тут ещё нужно учитывать момент, что в отличие от английского языка, в русском слова склоняются и поэтому часто оканчиваются на гласные. Пример: "Во поле берёза стояла, во поле кудрявая стояла, ой люли, люли, люли, люли стояла". Здесь ни одно слово не оканчивается на согласную. Ну, допустим, это специфический случай - текст песни, в которой нужно подчеркнуть мелодичность. Но вот элементарный случай: "Не подскажите сколько времени?"
@No One согласна в вашим замечанием. Когда читала комментарий выше, сразу подумала: наоборот же! Возможно, это от того, что в английском слова начинаются! на гласные и заканчиваются согласными (все окончания), а в русском - наоборот, поэтому и звучит так)
As a Russian, I should note that in Russian there are several male names that sound somewhat ambiguous in English. For example Georgy (similar pronounce to Gay Orgy) or Sergey - Sir Gay.
Например я. Многие иностранцы говорят что я Russian guy, хотя узбек, но видимо они так считают от того что я на русском говорю как носитель языка, а родной я почти забыл.
Гоголь Надоел na bro he's INDIAN and mocks em the most. Just take it sportingly and accept the beauty and differences we have in cultures and languages
Гоголь Надоел not a single Indian disrespects Russian language or culture. In fact the Soviet union has protected India. I can assure we are indebted to your forefathers.
@@FM-yd5xy , right, one of the best russian tzar, but ... his name sounds in russian like PIOTR (not PIDAR), so no problem here ) actually it's quite popular name still now - PETYA )
Respect for Anand and his self-conscience. He's definitely uzbek (Uzbekistan was a part of USSR) but his classifying himself as a russian is great and touching!
@@nickdsp8089 >But russians call the city Petrogrand you said about how russians call the city and now you're saying that it's not about that. are u ok bro? yet, it's nothing like Petrogrand. it was Petrograd maybe, but it's rarely and mostly common for the previous centuries before the great revolution in Russia. after it Petersburg was called Leningrad for almost 80 years. now it's Saint-Petersburg (even in russian it's Санкт-Петербург) but it's mostly common as Petersburg (Петербург) or just Питер. the origin is not russian but the name of the city still remains Saint-Petersburg either in russian or not. so please if you don't have idea what are you talking about just don't say anything. Но вам, из Греции, конечно же, виднее, как мы, русские, называем нашу Северную столицу.
Maxim Shcherbakov every foreign language sounds "backwards" for a non-native speaker. Except for Vietnamese of course, which is indeed fucking hilarious.
Say what????? German is know throughout Europe as a Romance language. They are so loving that they tried to export their language and arts to The World.....Twice!!! Check your history books for confirmation.
@Holy Moly ....please review the uses of irony in word, thought, and print. In point of fact, I was using a Norm MacDonald riff on German culture, language, and militaristic tendencies.....Romance has nothing to do with it. Come to think of it, my original post could almost be applied to Texas. But thank you for schooling me in any case.
No, they don't. As way as Russians. What's awful propaganda. I am from Russia and have German friends. I can't describe their language a harsh or a horror-sounding.
in 2011 i had a stroke and was in a coma for a month. 3 months of my life are a blurr and when I got home the only thing that couldn't get enough of was you! I laughed so much that my husband was shocked. My husband is Indian from Meerut. I saw everything that was out there with you. THANK YOU SO MUCH! When you went to Westbury Music fair I attended but I got the flu that day and don't even remember anything of that night except wanting to get home into bed. Very few comedians make me laugh but you had me in tears. May you have continued success. I never tire of your shows and I saw the Indian detective. Would have like to see more. Again THANK YOU!!!!! ( PS: i'M LATINA)
01:20 Russell: are there any Russians here? and the guy says: Yes Russell: Your name? He says: Anand. 😆😆. though his parents are from Uzbekistan. Onasini
Well, in Russia there are two different naratives for native Russian and Russian cityzent - native Russian is the one who is called RUSSKY, wile Russian cityzent is called ROSSIANIN. And the reason for this is that like America, Russia is very multicultural, so not all people living IN Russia are actually native Russians. They ARE however Russian cityzents. Some cityzents really imbody the culture of native Russians ( its called being Russian at heart ) Others don't - they speak good russian, but their culture, religion and the way they interact with other people is VERY VERY different to any other native Russians or othere native groups of Russian Federation. This goes particulary for muslims and buddist living on the Easter and Southern side of Russia. Its a tricky subject to adres, and many foreigners don't seems to care anyway, so regardless of the backround many Russian cityzents call themselfs Russians "automaticly". But by that they refer to themselfs as ROSSIANE - a proud narative most Russians LOVE using. I'm sure it feels like too much information, but there is no shorter way to explane it. P.S. most of the times, guys with names such as Khabib ect. are from Caucasian Mountain region, like Chechnya, Dagistan, Osetia or region of Tatarstan. Their skin color is also darker.
My wife is from Belarus. When I first went there 22 yrs ago, I had a headache for the 2 weeks I was there. It sounded like I had landed on the planet Romulus. My second language is Dutch and there was absolutely nothing "borrowed" from other languages there!! Now, I understand, they are speaking more and more Belarusian. As if there's a difference??!! Lol!
@@ashishhembrom3905 Actually, it's the other way around. In the 20th century, copying was rampant because it was much harder to verify or know if a joke was copied. If you copied someone elses joke, there was a much lower chance that someone would accuse you for it, because peoples access to comedy was very limited before the internet. Compare this to today, where people in the comment section on RUclips will point it out instantly if a joke is copied, because there's a very good chance that someone has seen the original. This very thread is the proof of it.
Такие "свои" по оврагам воют на луну. Подобная никчемная подзалупная плесень только и может, что смеяться над нативными особенностями. Ох блять, сколько я их в Лондоне повидал...
Это все фигня, Питр, шмитр. Парни были на Аляске, рыбу там перерабатывали. У них менеджер был гниловатый такой по имени Neada. Короче пацаны звали его тупо Гнида :))) И когда он спрашивал, почему они так странно произносят его имя, они ему говорили, что это русский акцент.
- Are you russian?
- Sure!
- Whats your name?
- Khabib
- And you're from?
- Uzbekistan
-Are you Russian?
-Yes!
-Whats your Name?
-SirGay (Sergey)
-Whats the Name of your Father?
-GayOrgy Georgiy)
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
@@darth_fyodor do you like Kebab?
@@boxfox007 no
@@darth_fyodor r u russian? or bulgarian?
Few people knows, but we specifically speak backwards to confuse a potential opponent
exactly
Baaahahahahahahaha
I wish I'm fluent in Russian language,I only know some....
thats a good one!!!! bravo)
Particularly some of them are easily confused!
As a Russian I approve the “Mr. Pidor” joke hehehe
Do all russians laugh like that?
@Sergey0101007 Sir Gay🤣🤣
All my game russian friends say this to each other and me too xd voice chat is basically like this when someone get stunned and is about to die "PIDOR IDI NAHUI!"
Oh yes,.it's oh so funny,..Mr. Pider !!
Hahah, I'm a fellow slav and I got it too
As a person who speaks russian I laughed so hard I cried when he just kept saying "Pydar" before explaining what it meant XD
Do you speak Slav Squat?
@@ya55er4008 what
Man, I'm Russian. Saying Pydar is incorrect, "Pidor" or "Pidoras" or "Pidryla" will be right
@@damir1 don't be so picky, he has somehow to make a funny story. I love him, he is good! 👍
Хорошего тебе дня! 🙏
@@damir1 ahahahah я ждал тебя
Russell: my last name is "Peters"
me: **laughing in russian**
nouveau riche pidaras lol
@@BitsEUismynamelilbish why u bullin' me блять та за шо?
nouveau riche I’m not bullyin’ lol просто стобой смеюсь по-русски
@@BitsEUismynamelilbish а, зрозумив, тада соррян sam pidoras lol :*
nouveau riche theres no such word as зрозумив...
The joke on Russian sounding like they speak backwards just cracks me up every time, also because he starts walking backwards.
And Im Bulgarian, so its pretty similar.
BULGARI YUNACI
Кво става
И ам фром Сербиа
Щом си казал
Ехеее
Video: is about Russians
Russians: Allow us to introduce ourselves
Как дела?
Russian is the second language on the Internet. We are always here, we just do not always write in Russian. According to etiquette, you need to participate in discussions in the language of the starter topic. If the topic is about Russian or in Russian, we use Russian.
@@lkikost1625 Russian is the second language only by the number of Russian-language websites, but by the number of users it looks like this:
1 English 1,105,919,154 25.2%
2 Chinese 863,230,794 19.3%
3 Spanish 344,448,932 7.9%
4 Arabic 226,595,470 5.2%
5 Portuguese 171,583,004 3.9%
6 Indonesian / Malaysian 169,685,798 3.9%
7 French 144,695,288 3.3%
8 Japanese 118,626,672 2.7%
9 Russian 109,552,842 2.5%
10 German 92,304,792 2.1%
@@KatyaLishch Угу, вот только Китайцы варятся в своем интернете, поэтому их сложно увидеть в том интернете, к которому мы привыкли, испаноязычные живут в основном в Южной Америке, В Испании самой меньше 50 миллионов населения. Эти ребята и правда в частности имеют представительство в интернете, вот только там все плохо с английским и они не выходят в реддит и прочие ресурсы, их редко встретишь в комментариях в ютубе. Такая же история с португальским. Позавчера общался с парнем из Перу. На счет арабского ничего не скажу, не бывают я в тех интернетах. Они должны быть в районе инстаграмма, не дальше. Даже под видео с арабскими гонками по барханам я арабской вязи не видел. Однако, у современного поколения все прекрасно с английским, лучше чем в россии точно. Все, дальше судить сложно. Индонезийцы есть, французы должны знать английский и им пользоваться чаще в интернетах. Японцы слишком консервативны в социальном плане, но это все высасано из стереотипов и пальца. Непонятно, где Индусы. Их как бы столько же сколько и Китайцев, они везде, куча видео от индусов, целый мем есть про то, что на все есть гайды на ютубе от индусов, но в этой статистики их нет. Странно.
Однако, думаю, мы согласимся, что в киберспорте кричат сука-блять, мемы на реддите про русский язык в играх и кириличные ники. Носителей Белорусского языка и Украинского можно считать за русскоязычных пользователей, да простит меня суверинетет этих стран с их гордым народом.
Есть три типа лжи, большая - маленькая и статистика. Видимо, где-то как-то не
@@lkikost1625 возможно русские - одна из самых прокрастинирующих наций, проводящих очень много времени в интернете и за играми, возможно поэтому производительность труда в России гораздо ниже чем у всех развитых стран, а образование не так востребовано, у нас предпочитают финансировать силовиков, вместо науки с образованием, любят пострелять видимо.
Исключительно тонкий юмор, спасибо мистер Пидор )))
ахахаха
Это было смешно)
ЛОЛ)
Бля, кажись я не один спустился в комментарии в поисках russians
Ну кто ж виноват что у мистера пидора трубы забиты 😂😂😂
I had a Russian friend in college here in Canada studying ESL(English as a second language) named Семён (pronounced Semyon). He would always write his name on the board as Semen (thats how it is spelled in Russian). Teachers were laughing every time and eventually told him to change it to Simon
For english speaking people I always say that my name is Sam, because it's shorter than Simon and doesn't have this strange e (which causes a lot of problems with documents even in Russia, because some organisations write ё in name and some doesn't).
P.s. my name is Семён)
@@oldjeeper9174c'mon bratishka ё is the best
what would you say about SEMØN?
A real story with another Russian Semen my ex-employer was hiring for a job: at the end of the interview process the HR asked the guy to change his name to Simon so that the email address wouldn't sound like "semen@[company]"
@@IvanPolyanskyхз, его многие не пишут, так как им просто лень ставить 2 точки сверху
Two Russian Plumbers
SUPER BLYAT BROS
HAHA!!! I’d fucking buy that game
Actually it's Super "sukablyat" Bros
Hahahahhah wth is this level :D
I laughed at this so hard I dropped my kvass
Dead 😂
Fun fact. The answer to Cock Dealа? (Как дела?) is Horror Show (Хорошо) which means All good!
Now we choke ----новичок
WTF?
"Horror Show (Хорошо) which means All good!" - knee fucked (не факт) which means "it's not a fact"
чот взоржал аки конь :)))
And to say a casual goodbye is Paka Paka (пока-пока) I don’t think I have to explain why that sounds ridiculous lol
We should just hire Russell Peters to be a universal ambassador between all nations. He can find common ground and humor anywhere!
Very true. He will bring unity among all countries.
Ahhh zelensky supposed to do the same but we know what he did.
Russell laughing in *russian* makes me die laughing 😂
Hello, Pidr
😂 hahahaha
(This means in Russian- gay what fuking kids)
hahahaha me too!
Hahaha👌
lokya....
Me toooooo I swear I teard up laughing
Я, конечно, не силен в английском, но все понял. Больше всего мне понравился русский узбек Ананд:)
Когда он говорит, что русские говорят задом-наперед, правда похоже получилось))
Аман, а не ананд
@@azizparadero да в этих русских именах фиг разберешься)
@@azizparadero
Он сказал Анод.
@@НиколайНикакоюс-л2ь катод
Как же у него отлично получается произноситься "Пи**ор"! :D
Вообще без капли акцента
ну это же его фамилия
@@rezikfan5673это так плохо, что аж хорошо
Русские сантехники научили😂
Do you have Sun-technic problems mr. peed-r?
Это говрит о чем то)
-U from Russia?
-yeap
-Ok. Where you from in Russia?
-Uzbekistan
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just another country in Russia, why are you laughing?
@@FireBurn256 Uzbekistan in Russia - like Mexico in USA.
Uzbekistan does not even have a common border with Russia😏
@@FireBurn256 being Uzbeki… he wishes he was Russian.
@@mareksumguy1887 terrible wish...
@@Kyerkegor … better than uzbeki
It's way more funnier when you speak both English and Russian 😂
Agree with you, even if it doesn't seems at first sight
More funny/funnier
As Russian I approve this "speaking backwards" thing. Always wanted to know how do others hear our language and it sounded legit in his perfomance.
Ещё бы Серебряном веке было придумано стихотворение "Дыр бул щыл"
Дыр бул щыл
убеш щур
скум
вы со бу
р л эз"
Идея была как раз в том, что так звучит для иностранцев русский. Имхо, до сих пор верно :)
@@MrsSourisrousse это часом не тактильная поэма какая-нибудь?
@@friendleemachine2365, насколько я знаю, поэт Кручёных ею не занимался, а общий жанр, к которому это стихотворение относится, называется "заумь".
@@MrsSourisrousse вот уж действительно заумь
@@friendleemachine2365 авангард такой авангард, что делать :) Хармс тоже любил этот жанр.
The polish guy looks like an villian from the 80s
he looks like old Little Finger.
Well he's old enough, so.... probably?
His agent name was double oh Dick aka 00DICK from the 80's
It's Garry oldman
As Russian, I would say that I was laughing so hard, about "backwards" joke.
I wish i was born in russia 😪
Тепер я реально думаю что русский звучит как язык задом на перед
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@@suraj-op2bx oh, really? I don't think so xD they are crazy and torture their own people for protesting
@@PhantomFilmAustralia bro even google translate not working
Сэнк'ю веримач фо зыс видео. Джёукс эбаут рашнс а оосом! Ай ноу ю уил андэстенд насин фром зис месседж бат сомбади дефинитли уил.. Энд зей вуд би рашнс ту. ;)
Мейби ивън бългейрианс, ху ноус
Фэйсом об тэйбл
Ейс ейс -Гйорл !!! Чувиха )))
Ай ду.
Elijah Graff йор инглиш ис гууд. Ай эндестэнд ю вери уелл. Гуд джоб 😁
We have to admit that Russians are unique. You can’t but love them!
Thanks, bro)))
Ого! Круто, меня любят за то что я русский! Неожиданно...
the situation might have changed a little over the last few years
🙄🥴
I’m Russian and I didn't notice anything until he mentioned the way we speak. Damn)
Аналогично ))) Но ребята сантехники, видимо, давно так развлекаются с американскими фамилиями )))
Ааааааа мы с парнями второй день арём над нам . Красава мужик . Насмешил мистер пидэр .+100 к карме
Привет ОМСК
но он не американец , он индус
Damn.. Maybe you mean "blyat!"?))
My boyfriend is Russian and I laughed so hard because he really does sound like he's talking backward when he converses with his parents
English sounds the same for Russians. I mean "backwards". 🙂
@@dmitryvorozhtsov4911 Actually English for Russians sounds like a broken Slow tape player. The English R is like a slow mo russian R.
Для нас вы, америкосы говорите так, как-будто у вас во рту находится хуй.
For Russians English sounds that u eat porridge and talking about smth. Say as russian girl.
Say Privet to your boyfriend
Ты Русский? ДА! От куда ты? Из Узбекистана!)))
аххаха- вот тоже поржал над ним)))
ну, в Узбекистане куча этнических русских, если вы не знали. если не ошибаюсь, чуть ли не до 10-15% в некоторых регионах.
Особенно с именем Оман и столь характерными чертами лица, этнический русский. Однако тот факт, что причисляет себя к русским, уже хорошо.
такое возмущение Узбекистаном, будто Москва выглядит значительно "белее" XD
никакого возмущения! Узбек и есть узбек- если только не носитель русского языка!в Москве разное случается- есть и африканцы-носители русского! а это много значит- воспитался в России, значит и менталитет Российский!
I'm half-Russian. Grew up with two languages. A friend of mine was named Panayotis, he was from Greece and desperately wanted us to call him " Panos ".
I'm so sorry to say that, but Panos (written Ponos) means Diarrhea in Russian. ))
LIL ADD : He's aware of what it might sound like in Russian and is having fun with that ))
That's ponOs though ; ) He's pAnos
In Russian it is in fact pronounced "panos", you need to remember that Russian pronunciation differs from the way the word is written.
Thank you indeed, I forgot to mention that ! Thank you !
XD Hey Ponos do you smell something?
Thanos
Never realized that Как дела? (How are you?) sounded like "coke dealer"
cock dealer :C not the coke dealer
Тогда уж cuck dealer
coco dealer
Because it doesn’t
Получается, что "куколка", звучит как "cuckold" 😂
Are you russian?
- Sure!
- Whats your name?
Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad.
I'm Russian and once a French guy said to me same about my language. And I said, that his language sounds for me like he try to do an air-cunnilingus: "la pulula lula"
We laughed together))
LMFAO!!!!
3 year together.. true story
звучит как название авиакомпании "Эир Кунилингус"
@@kirylneliubovich8162 обеспечим залёты!)))
You guys are like water and fire when it comes to letter R. 😂
somebody gonna get a hurt real bad
H C no..
H C
fnnntastic....mind blasting....
somebody, I'm not gonna tell you who... oh I think you might know him!
Subash Dangal please be my brother Julio
The joke of Russians talking like their always speaking backwards always cracks me up. Especially him walking backwards makes the joke 1000 times more funnier 😂😂
В России думают что вы говорите задом наперёд 🤣
Для меня речь американцев звучит как будто у них постоянно член во рту , всегда смеюсь слыша как они общаются .
DESPITE I'M A RUSSIAN SPEAKING MAN, THOSE JOKES MAKES ME LAUGH.
WELL DONE, "MR.PIDOR"! :) NO OFFENCE!
Серьёзно ? Не плохо.
Молодец тот человек, который сделал русские субтитры
Для отсталых
Где?
смотрел в оригинале, но пересмотрю с субтирами...может чего нового узнаю про Мр.ПИДР!!! )))))
То чувство, когда посмотрел на английском, и только прочитав вас, понял, что это инглиш был.
@@sebastianpereira4045 Ахахаххаха Красава!
2:31 Laughs in Russian lol
This might well be the single, best performance by a stand up comedian ever. Well done, Russell.
My teachers are from Russia 🇷🇺 and I like to listen to them when they speak to each other 😂 lots of love from Oman 🇴🇲
هلا والله
Russel Peters made me die laughing hahahaha
ماشاء الله عندكم روس ف عمان 😉
How do you have 500+ subs with no video at all ?
@@kekhaunter8002 Hh yeah😂😩 I think coz I only comment on videos thats all 🤷♀️ And Yeah I don’t post no videos I just like looking to others videos and comment 😊
I was crying while watching this. I am russian and I can say that Russell is 100% right about all that stuff :D Especially talking backwards-it literally killed me , I blew up with laughter. What an amazing sense of humor , 0 hate , 0 racism , 100% pure humor
Literally killed you? So how are you writing that comment?
@@ASMRyouVEGANyet steak brought me back to life
Хз, по моему шутки хрень. Разве что про п*дора мб норм, а в остальном он слишком какой-то бред 😑
The "backwards" sounding Russian has an explanation:
Most of the words in English end with vowels, so the flow of speech is almost uninterrupted, like a song. One word stacks with another like a jigsaw puzzle. It starts abruptly but then they drag the word.
Russian on the other hand has majority of the words ending with consonants, so speaking Russian is like jumping on the river rocks, one by one. (I'm native russian speaker) We drag our words and then end them abruptly.
So it's basically English in reverse.
D K-sky when you said syllables you probably meant consonants.Syllables means слог
irina vlady yes, right! I was thinking about Russians distinctively splitting words into syllables when we talk and wrote that word instead of consonants. I’ve edited, thanks.
Huh, good explanation.
@No One Согласен. Тут ещё нужно учитывать момент, что в отличие от английского языка, в русском слова склоняются и поэтому часто оканчиваются на гласные. Пример: "Во поле берёза стояла, во поле кудрявая стояла, ой люли, люли, люли, люли стояла". Здесь ни одно слово не оканчивается на согласную. Ну, допустим, это специфический случай - текст песни, в которой нужно подчеркнуть мелодичность. Но вот элементарный случай: "Не подскажите сколько времени?"
@No One согласна в вашим замечанием. Когда читала комментарий выше, сразу подумала: наоборот же!
Возможно, это от того, что в английском слова начинаются! на гласные и заканчиваются согласными (все окончания), а в русском - наоборот, поэтому и звучит так)
As a Russian, I should note that in Russian there are several male names that sound somewhat ambiguous in English. For example Georgy (similar pronounce to Gay Orgy) or Sergey - Sir Gay.
Самый русский Аман из Узбекистана😂😂😂🤔
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Например я.
Многие иностранцы говорят что я Russian guy, хотя узбек, но видимо они так считают от того что я на русском говорю как носитель языка, а родной я почти забыл.
@@Тимашеро эээ кутас бля!
@@Тимашеро ну манкурт значить
Бл узбеки везде, даже я
*Any race exists*
Russell Peters: I’m going to ruin this mans whole career.
They're can't live in Russia)
We killing them couse they fu... kids.
@@lakotabrule oh my god, we're so sorry. Let's all collectively apologize. Omg, you poor poor thing :(
@@IDontReadReplies42069 hahahaha
@@lakotabrule why are you here then
I just literally laughed out loud on a packed NYC train.
Everything is Amazing! At which station you laughed ?
nycczz23 Yeah I was at Brighton Beach in Brighton and I went to the Brighton pier
King Killerstripe Are you serious??? what are the bloody odds! I am on the B train heading towards Brighton Beach as well!
Yosif Sharhan I was saying there is a Brighton Beach in England in fact you copied us in America like with some of the other names
Everything is Amazing!
lol
То чувство, когда мы смотрели этот ролик на паре по английскому
Ничо так у вас уроки были. О.о
Препод норм
))))))
ахереннный препод, знает как заинтересовать)
How the fuck do you people tame that god damn nightmare of an alphabet? Kmao
Russians sound like they are talking backwards 😂😂😂👍👍
no, comrad. sounds like you disrespect us. very bad, comrad
Гоголь Надоел na bro he's INDIAN and mocks em the most. Just take it sportingly and accept the beauty and differences we have in cultures and languages
Sandesh Dethe sorry to blow the bubble. He's Canadian. Indian origin would suit better.
you better to follow my advice, comrad, not to repeat this joke in real life
Гоголь Надоел not a single Indian disrespects Russian language or culture. In fact the Soviet union has protected India. I can assure we are indebted to your forefathers.
PETER was surely on top5 of our school jokes list in English class :D
Right, that's where I've learned the joke. :D
Didn't you have a king once, named Peter?
I'm guessing there was alot of headless bodies in the basement of that castle of his.
@@FM-yd5xy , right, one of the best russian tzar, but ... his name sounds in russian like PIOTR (not PIDAR), so no problem here ) actually it's quite popular name still now - PETYA )
.
@@sashafetisov2000 ?
ㅕㅈ노ㅕㅓㅗ머ㅛㅕㅐ)ㅕㅕㅅ
Am russian, I have just coughed my lungs out of laughing!!! 😂😂😂 great!!!
@@vladtheclad и за что же нам гордиться
да, просто до слез)))))
@@vladtheclad а твоя гордость похоже выжала твое чувство юмора
@@vladtheclad
Ничего плохого в юморе этого ролика нет
It might be a test. If someone laughs when you say "Mister Pidor" he is russian for sure!
😂😂😂
:-D
Thank you son! Sincerely yours, CIA))
@Антон Щербаков to do, blend.
Peter Belikh what does it mean in Russian ?
those 300 dislike are all peters
Spad 'll
lol
Spade best comment
now it 1/6 pidorov))))
I was dying of laughter while watching Spiderman movie.
Good morning Mr. Pidor - 👍👌👈 Спасибо поржал ))
Sergey Kostin
exactly
I have no idea what you said
You pipes are blocked
cockdealer mr. Pidor?
I dare you to say a word kniga(book in russian) in the Us. 🤣
Did you mean a contemptuous term for a black or dark-skinned person?
@@yuzenpro3263 did I?
@@yuzenpro3263 i guess they did and there are lots of jokes here in russia regarding this matter
And in mongolian Hui means Hey! But in Russian it’s like a swear word which means penis.
@@ghastlytsuyoshi346 Arnold Black-one-home
My tears flowed from laughter and my lungs hurt :)))))
when this man laughs in Russian not only he sounds like gru but he looks like gru
Gru mean Russian?
@@amigoAsterisk GRU is russian special service, like CIA or MI6
@@Clockworkg1rl you guys havent seen the movie Despicable Me with GRU in it? To be fair Gru is Polish.
Respect for Anand and his self-conscience. He's definitely uzbek (Uzbekistan was a part of USSR) but his classifying himself as a russian is great and touching!
Why is it great?
Russia invades a country.
A guy from that country classifies himself as a Russian.
Great and touching.
@@akuskus
lmao
@@akuskus yes, this is pretty accurate
@@akuskus England, France, Spaine invaded North America and now you classify your self as American?))))) Also, very touching)))
The funny thing is, "pidor" is short for "pidoras", which if you extend, becomes the full name of Peters Russel.
there is even a fullest version of it - "pederast"
I am totally laughed))))
а ты хорош!
P Ciprian, don't read "pidor" in English pronunication. It's like "peedor" not "paidor".
They don't sound "same", they sound "similiar". Okay?
One of Russia famous city is saint PETERsburg.
But russians call the city Petrogrand. PETERsburg is the english translation .
@@nickdsp8089 in russian it is Petersburg. it sounds like Peterburg or just Peeter (not Pidor by the way). no one here calls Petersburg Petrograd
@@lupadapupa1957 Still it is the english or german translation NOT russian. The words Peter and burg are not russian.
@@nickdsp8089 >But russians call the city Petrogrand
you said about how russians call the city and now you're saying that it's not about that.
are u ok bro?
yet, it's nothing like Petrogrand. it was Petrograd maybe, but it's rarely and mostly common for the previous centuries before the great revolution in Russia. after it Petersburg was called Leningrad for almost 80 years.
now it's Saint-Petersburg (even in russian it's Санкт-Петербург) but it's mostly common as Petersburg (Петербург) or just Питер. the origin is not russian but the name of the city still remains Saint-Petersburg either in russian or not. so please if you don't have idea what are you talking about just don't say anything.
Но вам, из Греции, конечно же, виднее, как мы, русские, называем нашу Северную столицу.
PIDARsBurger
I'm Russian (living in Russia), but i already love you humor Mr.Peters! 😁 You are incredible hilarious dude! 😂
Its amazing how he brings people of all nations together under an one roof.
I'm from Lithuania but I take Russian classes and this video is my favourite
Hi! I'm army from Russia. If you want to make better you Russian, that you can write)
why do you take russian classes being from Lithuania?
@@ellerellerek52 Maybe for business reasons or just for pure curiosity of learning lagnuages
It's amazing how he says "PETER" and "blyat'" sounding like 100% Russian, with no accent.
Так Ян Арлазоров оказывается жив и говорит по английски
Его внук.
Да, похож!
suh dude
скорее на Фоменко похож
Я когда смотрел сразу на Яна подумал)
They sound like they are talking backwards
Maxim Shcherbakov I think german sounds english backwards
That was spot on😂
they are backwards
Maxim Shcherbakov every foreign language sounds "backwards" for a non-native speaker. Except for Vietnamese of course, which is indeed fucking hilarious.
К сожалению, не многие поняли юмора, заложенного в данный комментарий, который я, к сведению, очень оценил.
"When you find Vaj dealer send her over" 😂😂😂
Subject Delta oh, I thought he said Veg dealer.. did hear him saying her.. I'm so naive )
Subject Delta u
It would be "Vag dealer" The word "Vaj" sounds a little bit different
hi. what's "vag dealer"?
A dealer of "Vag"
I work with a Russian guy who showed me this video, and now I think about it basically every day
these plumbers gonna get hurt real bad
H C
Ooo
I almost died in my laugh when he did the Russians talking backwards. Hahaha
You can have a great education and live abroad for a very long time, but there is nothing you can do about laughing at Mr.Pidor😂😂
I'm Russian and I'm not offended at all! It's HIlarious! I was laughing my ass off every sec!
2:30 I almost died XD
* I am Russian
yea ask the same question 80% of the americans ....even ask the same Russell Peters )))
You ain't no Russian liar
gotta admit, the moment he started walking backwards, that's where I lost it. I was laughing way too hard on that one haha
Dharshanth Kumar He moonwalked better than Michael Jackson!😉
I nearly chocked on my food 😂😂
all i know is russians r good people
greetings from india
yea we pretty chill if we are friends...
MHE BCE PABHO and if not friends, then? o_o
MHE BCE PABHO wheww..u had me worried over there
Atticus Sam this is kind of a Russian mentallity.
Namaskar from Russia!
Добавлю ещё лингвистических шутеечек в кассу. Chop is dish, your bunny wrote.
Оруууу 😅
Ебать я орнул в голосину
Ну, и blue water, конечно.
Класс 😂😂
Шикарно! :)
The talking backwards is clever, good job Mr. Peter's 😂
Я так смеялась что живот чуть не лопнул и сердце не остановилось.
I'm Australian, but my Dad and his entire family are Russian.. I nearly choked on my coffee, thanks Mr Pidor! hahahaha!
I am from Uzbekistan, so I am Russian lol
We use to be the same country though
bro Russia is a big country , there are mongolic , turkic , ... like many people . Having a Ананд name is not bad.
That's the good old USSR.
He is from Uzbekistan, just imigrated to russia... he will never be russian🤣
@@evgen6815
Damb racist!!
@@farida7499 He cannot be racist, because Russians and Uzbeks are of the same race - Caucasian
That Pidor is great joker)
Мне нравится))
Ti chor pidor
It’s even better when you listen to a German speak. They always sound angry no matter what they say
chinese has the same feature. I was always worrying when my chinese buddy was speaking to his mom
Kind of true. When you hear 'ich liebe dich' you wanna stand at attention
Say what????? German is know throughout Europe as a Romance language. They are so loving that they tried to export their language and arts to The World.....Twice!!!
Check your history books for confirmation.
@Holy Moly ....please review the uses of irony in word, thought, and print.
In point of fact, I was using a Norm MacDonald riff on German culture, language, and militaristic tendencies.....Romance has nothing to do with it.
Come to think of it, my original post could almost be applied to Texas.
But thank you for schooling me in any case.
No, they don't. As way as Russians. What's awful propaganda.
I am from Russia and have German friends. I can't describe their language a harsh or a horror-sounding.
This guy knows how to put smile on my face
He actually learned how to properly pronounce the word, nice.
I'm so glad i play csgo, otherwise i wouldn't get it
"get rekt with the awp my friend cyka blyat" said every Russian ever when they headshot me
H C i feel you
WENDIGO XD 😂
can u add me in steam?
Cs go gang
Поржал от души , хотя раньше уже видел это видео. Прикольный дядька. А русский узбек в Америке это что то ) 👍🏻
in 2011 i had a stroke and was in a coma for a month. 3 months of my life are a blurr and when I got home the only thing that couldn't get enough of was you! I laughed so much that my husband was shocked. My husband is Indian from Meerut. I saw everything that was out there with you. THANK YOU SO MUCH! When you went to Westbury Music fair I attended but I got the flu that day and don't even remember anything of that night except wanting to get home into bed. Very few comedians make me laugh but you had me in tears. May you have continued success. I never tire of your shows and I saw the Indian detective. Would have like to see more. Again THANK YOU!!!!! ( PS: i'M LATINA)
Hope you are doing well man
01:20 Russell: are there any Russians here?
and the guy says: Yes
Russell: Your name? He says: Anand. 😆😆. though his parents are from Uzbekistan. Onasini
Well, in Russia there are two different naratives for native Russian and Russian cityzent - native Russian is the one who is called RUSSKY, wile Russian cityzent is called ROSSIANIN. And the reason for this is that like America, Russia is very multicultural, so not all people living IN Russia are actually native Russians. They ARE however Russian cityzents. Some cityzents really imbody the culture of native Russians ( its called being Russian at heart ) Others don't - they speak good russian, but their culture, religion and the way they interact with other people is VERY VERY different to any other native Russians or othere native groups of Russian Federation. This goes particulary for muslims and buddist living on the Easter and Southern side of Russia.
Its a tricky subject to adres, and many foreigners don't seems to care anyway, so regardless of the backround many Russian cityzents call themselfs Russians "automaticly". But by that they refer to themselfs as ROSSIANE - a proud narative most Russians LOVE using.
I'm sure it feels like too much information, but there is no shorter way to explane it.
P.S. most of the times, guys with names such as Khabib ect. are from Caucasian Mountain region, like Chechnya, Dagistan, Osetia or region of Tatarstan. Their skin color is also darker.
Not only in Russia,the same in UK--english and british 😎
You didnt need to write an essay
Че за враньё)) чеченецы белые и рыжие ,татары тоже самое. Темные это Узбекистан, например. Но точно не наши республики
you are wrong, no one in Russia calls himself a Rossianin
I’d like to tell you bro:
“Russian-ism” isn’t defining by your nationality or even how good enough you speak Russian.
If you know what I mean.
Christopher Nolan's Tenet was inspired by Russians.
My wife is from Belarus. When I first went there 22 yrs ago, I had a headache for the 2 weeks I was there. It sounded like I had landed on the planet Romulus. My second language is Dutch and there was absolutely nothing "borrowed" from other languages there!! Now, I understand, they are speaking more and more Belarusian. As if there's a difference??!! Lol!
Didn't Trevor Noah copy this sketch to make a similar one about the Russian accent using the same joke.
He made a very similar joke, yes. That doesn't imply copying. Sometimes, great minds think alike.
@@Athinira ummm no. In 19th century yes. Now it's mostly copying. Including Russell Peters himself.
@@ashishhembrom3905 Actually, it's the other way around. In the 20th century, copying was rampant because it was much harder to verify or know if a joke was copied. If you copied someone elses joke, there was a much lower chance that someone would accuse you for it, because peoples access to comedy was very limited before the internet.
Compare this to today, where people in the comment section on RUclips will point it out instantly if a joke is copied, because there's a very good chance that someone has seen the original. This very thread is the proof of it.
He is a fake, trevor noah the biggest fake
Yes, he did. But as far as I know he doesn't admit that it is Russell's joke.
Он смеётся, но не высмеевает русских. А парень из Узбекистана, он из СССР. Он свой.
какой Узбекистан блять?
@@mrbale1815 Ну тебе тупому монгольскому высрышу козяху не понять и не объяснить, о чём вообще речь и "какой Узбекистан?" правда?
Такие "свои" по оврагам воют на луну. Подобная никчемная подзалупная плесень только и может, что смеяться над нативными особенностями. Ох блять, сколько я их в Лондоне повидал...
@@vladtheclad ты о чем ваще? нативными?
Koba Jagdtiger узбекистан вообще как не от мира всего. С вас одни строители, черныши
- У вас трубы забиты. Нужно прочистить))))
До слез))))
Much love from Russia, Mr, Peters! And you are not pidor ;D
0:55 turn on captions
How about you turn on this bitches
540 dislikes, so 540 Peter's visited hehe
A plumber in Russian sounds like "Sun technic"!
When a video notification arrives from Russell peters, I put a like and then watch the video...
Sujit Varadhan A salute for u
Sujit Varadhan A savage lvl 1000
Lighith L 😊
H.A. A.Z 😎
Sujit Varadhan A so you mean you are a simple man..
That feeling when I speak Russian 😂 Good Morning, Mr Pidor 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 .... but, lots of love to Russia from India ❤
Это все фигня, Питр, шмитр. Парни были на Аляске, рыбу там перерабатывали. У них менеджер был гниловатый такой по имени Neada. Короче пацаны звали его тупо Гнида :))) И когда он спрашивал, почему они так странно произносят его имя, они ему говорили, что это русский акцент.
Тот случай , когда не скем поделиться этим видео. Потому что никто не знает английского... Надо менять круг общения состоящий из кок дилеров.... -_-
Тот случай когда люди всё ещё не знают о наличии субтитров на ютубе
@@Carmelojke субтитры не передают все эмоции и чувства..
@@sauron994 Эм, так звук как бэ никуда не девается во время субтитров и все эмоции прекрасно слышны.
@@Carmelojke
Посмотри любое подобное видео про комиков на незнакомом тебе языке с субтитрами и ты поймёшь что я имею ввиду.
@@sauron994 Я это делаю каждый день. И поэтому мне действительно не понятно о чём ты.