So true. Reminded me of my husband doing same. He passed away two years ago. He was 49. Thanks for reminding me how he cared for my sleep. I do have same problem if I hear small little noise if someone has to use bathroom at night. Even I try to avoid to go bathroom because than I can’t fall back asleep for an hour or so. I didn’t know that everyone has this issue. Thanks for this video. Wanted to laugh but sad at same time how my husband had to sacrifice for me. He was big fan of Rusell. That’s why I just started watching his videos.I watched some with my husband. He really had a good taste in everything especially shows. He was a Smart guy! He was Software Engineer. As Russell says if you are Indian you are in IT.
George Carlin (unfortunately he died, but he was the best!!!) check: George Carlin - 7 dirty words (best part) George Carlin - Flying [Live from NYC '92] and about "Stuff"
owtena I don't know if that's sarcasm or not. 😂. But glad to be of help. I guess. 😅. If you really didn't know, watch Russell interviewed by Larry King. It's just cool to know that we're following the person/s who idolizes the Philosopher-Comedian George Carlin.
Haha, it’s funny how the audience laughed so much at him describing his routine and his wife’s routine of going to use the bathroom late at night! That’s one of the hardest throughout a video that I’ve heard the audience laugh at his jokes!
Bro, that was hilarious! I woke my wife up laughing so hard watching this. She said, “ Thanks for waking me up, now I have to go pee!” And, so it begins! 🤣🤣
Holy guacamole! This is so accurate when I think about me & my sister... I go in slowly & quietly but she storms in like a hurricane and slams the door.
Russel forgot one thing, the little fart at the end? I usually just part my hairy cheeks with one hand and lift my right leg ever so slightly to maintain stealth... Then I return the toilet lid (both of them) flush the toilet and then resume my stealthy return to peaceful slumber.
Any guy who puts the lid back down at night is a 100% keeper. You don’t even have to be super stealthy or anything like that, just put the seat back down.
Honestly, speaking to all guys, just sit down and pee. Ignore that stupid ass societal stigma. You know what they advantage of being a guy is? We have OPTIONS on how to pee, and sitting down is one of them. It's so much easier, and not to mention preferable when you're half asleep and don't have to aim.
@nahor88 At home, I always sit. And at night especially; that's much quieter. The pee has a much shorter distance to travel and it's guaranteed to hit the inside of the bowl.
Omg I’m dying😂😂😂 like every video I watch of him, I’m always dying of laughter and then my parents will just give me this weird look like “what the hell is wrong with her?” 😂 his jokes and accents r the best 😂😂😂
I know, right! Too hilarious, like I am vindicated right now for decade of creeping to and fro after being afraid to move just yet to get out of bed and pee, and not wash my hands, lmfao.
One of the best of all tym!!! Seen him live 2nite in Pleasanton and he's a great comedian. Interacts with the crowd and can come off the head ....freestyle. hilarious
@The One And Only X no one said you care about it. neither anyone said you have to care about it. its not about indians, its about the white comedy that R.P. have learned. You are in a big urge no not look down to yourself that you need to get anything to substitute for your misery of being an Indian hahaha
SWAPAN JAIN I don't think they're surprised that he watches Russell Peters, but the fact that he just happened to pop up on the screen is what ppl are surprised about.
They told me to laugh more in life. I came to watch Russell.
same here
he is losing touch. his old stuff was way better
Dharm Yogi agree
Aniket Babuta ya your picture makes you look so happy
A deep PhD Thesis on Bodily Functions and Peeing ! Well Done Bro Detailed Bowel Movements for Taking a Dump Número 2 Please explain!!
6:42 _scrolling the comments to see if anyone else found Jus Reign in the audience..._
same bruh i saw him and im like let me go see if anyone else saw or if im just trippin
Who cares
@@likeplease7245 You obviously do if you're gonna waste your not so precious time to reply to me. Bye!
@@annakuwaso5648 lol nice one. Hate it when people actually write a message like they don't care. Looks like one of them who asks for 'Likes' too lol.
Yeah me tooo
*spring recoils in indian Accent*
nice observation
*pees in Arabic*
hahaha...likes ngah ve
*Taps in Bhangra*
Bahahahhaha so true
So true. Reminded me of my husband doing same. He passed away two years ago. He was 49. Thanks for reminding me how he cared for my sleep. I do have same problem if I hear small little noise if someone has to use bathroom at night. Even I try to avoid to go bathroom because than I can’t fall back asleep for an hour or so. I didn’t know that everyone has this issue. Thanks for this video. Wanted to laugh but sad at same time how my husband had to sacrifice for me. He was big fan of Rusell. That’s why I just started watching his videos.I watched some with my husband. He really had a good taste in everything especially shows. He was a Smart guy! He was Software Engineer. As Russell says if you are Indian you are in IT.
So ur single 😘
@@babla69420 ew
@@zypher3998 normie
😢 losing a friend and a sole mate. He still in your heart inspirit
@@babla69420shame on you
"im coming back to bed brother" cured my diabetes a little bit
Body slam
It's 4 AM and I think I just woke the whole neighbourhood up by laughing so hard!
As a woman, I confirm that I do go to the bathroom like how he described.
As a men I confirm that I do wake and make my way to bathroom so silently that I fee like a theif in my own house. We just care your sleep ladies.
Oh so your a LGBTQ person.
Yamamoto Isoroku Must be great not having any sex right?
@@realdude332 like defending a woman gets you laid everyday, right virgin?
Gaurav Singh Fuck their sleep. If they won’t respect my sleep why the hell should I respect theirs. You want respect, you gotta show respect.
I'm coming back to the bed BROTHER ! I lost it right there lmao
Bro so did I lmao 😂😂
Pow body slam at 3 am!
Mani Bharathi
Yeah same here!
That makes it two of us!
Same🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
**makes a fart sound**
Subtitle- Music
WHERE IS IT?! 😂😂😂
@@the_hanburger 3:15
lmao
hahahahahaha!!!!
Ah yes... Music to my ears
All these years and he's still one of the most funniest comedians alive.
I wouldn't go that far, he's probably not in top 10 of the North American standupers, but he's funny for sure.
"I'm coming back to bed brother" 😂😂😭😭 i completely lost it there
I've watched this so many times in the past and everytime i watch it...that part makes me howl with laughter hahahahahha
6:41 Oh Shit it's Jus Reign.
7:40 on the left. Baisti complete.....lol
YoRoBro peep my boy
YoRoBro OMG
YoRoBro Omg yes!!!!!!
LOL..I was thinking that I know this guys..thanks for reminding the name :P
he narrates in a way that I can picture out visually brilliant
I have never laughed this hard before. I can't believe I had tears streaming down my face.
@ moonyprongs
R Peters is SOOOOO funny
@moonyprongs, Because probably this is your first watched video on this channel? xD
"Im coming back to bed, Brother!" *taps elbow* 😂😂😂
Could you explain to me this joke please?
I haven't laughed like that in a really long time lol God bless him
Waleed Syed Allah bless the infidel!!
Well ladies lemme tell Ya... That superman thing... It's real 😂
I've seen my husband make that pose. 🤣
Same as peeing outdoors😄
Fuck yeah bruh!
Stop spreading secrets!
Thats how corona spread 😆
This describes my wife with pin point accuracy. Such a fine tuned joke almost custom to my experience. I love this so much.
Mr. Peters
Russian guy : he he he😂😂🤣🤣
Laxmi Prasad Maharjan постоянно над этим смеюсь 🤣 Mr. Peter 😂😂😂
Ah yes
I get it
Good morning mr pidor
I think Russel Peters has been spying on me because he just describe what I do with every single little detail
😂😂😂
Russell has the best sound effect from his mouth 😅
He's simply best❤ Can't find any alternative of him...
George Carlin (unfortunately he died, but he was the best!!!)
check: George Carlin - 7 dirty words (best part)
George Carlin - Flying [Live from NYC '92]
and about "Stuff"
owtena George Carlin is Russell's idol.
Wow! I didn't know that. Thanks ;)
owtena I don't know if that's sarcasm or not. 😂. But glad to be of help. I guess. 😅.
If you really didn't know, watch Russell interviewed by Larry King.
It's just cool to know that we're following the person/s who idolizes the Philosopher-Comedian George Carlin.
Black Sheep, I really didn't know that. English is my third language so I think my phrasing was wrong :D
Thank you, I'll watch his interview ;)
The amount of accuracy he talks about women when they pee is so accurate.
Yes, accuracy is accurate.
;D
He's just the best. Can't get enough of his jokes.
''I'm coming back to bed, brother!'' 7:32
Look out!😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
Junior17 what's with that???
@@AswathReacher man poor Russell
Haha, it’s funny how the audience laughed so much at him describing his routine and his wife’s routine of going to use the bathroom late at night! That’s one of the hardest throughout a video that I’ve heard the audience laugh at his jokes!
"Coming back to bed, brother!"
**Sweet home Alabama**
Bro, that was hilarious! I woke my wife up laughing so hard watching this. She said, “ Thanks for waking me up, now I have to go pee!” And, so it begins! 🤣🤣
Whenever I want to improve my mood I watch this piece and it never failed me. The best!
"I'm coming back to bed, brother!" I'm fucking dead xD
I love this guy, his comedy just gets better
Easily my favorite comedian!
Who gives a shit about respecting a women's sleep when they don't give a shit about us!😬😬😡😡😡😡😡😬😬😬😬
@@marioiacolucci sexist
@@ILoveYani chill out!😬😬😬😬😬
"You woke every body in the Northern Hemisphere up!" HAHA!
Holy guacamole! This is so accurate when I think about me & my sister... I go in slowly & quietly but she storms in like a hurricane and slams the door.
The fact of how true this is is funny as hell 🤣🤣
6:41 its that youtuber jus reign
Yes it is :P
Yup
kashish baliyan some random youtube pussy?
kheyl Jenkins wtf why you hate em
Who?
So relatable. My mom hated noise, especially while she's sleeping 🤣
Russel forgot one thing, the little fart at the end? I usually just part my hairy cheeks with one hand and lift my right leg ever so slightly to maintain stealth... Then I return the toilet lid (both of them) flush the toilet and then resume my stealthy return to peaceful slumber.
I just found out about this comedic genius, and then he mentions a "jiu-jitsu roll" at 4:45... Mad respect!
If i am stressed out. I watch this vid and laugh the stress off. His stand up is medicine for me. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 God bless him.
I lost it when he said "I'm coming back to bed brother"
Body slam!
When you wake up to pee in the middle of the night your senses are in a heightened state, it’s truly a phenomenon. You’re never tired
100% accurate! 😹😹 My mom even does the “UUUUGGHH!” Sound.
Wtf??? 🙄🙄🙄
Billa bhai exactly my thought
The hardest part about telling jokes is the delivery man and HE NAILS IT!!!
6:43 Even Jus Reign watches Russell
sidpunk629 YESSSSSS ! OH YESS ! *flow of satisfaction that someone noticed*
Who?
Mario Iacolucci He's a popular Indian RUclipsr .. You should go watch his vids :>
sidpunk629 hes canadian
Imperial791 Indian Canadian .. :P
That tap dancing was the funniest part. watching on loop
I'm coming back to bed BROTHERRR.. I lost it LOL
What does he do sleep with hulk hogan
3 people in one bed😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"the pee just cascades into the water"
God! I love this man!!!!! he makes jokes out of simple things 😂😂
I dont know how relatable this is, but it made me laugh out amidst all the "get married" stress. Made my day!!!
Did you finally get married :D
"Oh my god did I wake you? " LMAO!
"I'm coming to bed Brother" is what caused me to burst out laughing and get stares from my coworkers
(Hulk Hogan voice) "I'm coming back to bed brotha" 😂🤣
You are phenomenal Mr. Peters! I couldn’t stop laughing 😂 You’re hilarious 😂 I really would love to see you live one day!
Russel Peters had the ladies laughing hard because they are guilty of the pee pee breaks disturbance over night.
Thnx for the exposure hehe
Right on
This stand up comedy never gets old 😂🤣
even squidward likes his jokes
the hulk hogan piece had me in tears. watched it over and over again
3:17 I am under the impression that there are some farts that can only be set free when urinating.
Farting without judgements? What more could I possibly want?
A masterpiece from the man Russell 👍👍
6:43 Is it Jus reign! 😍 He's also a very very best of the comedian. Love his content on his channel.
I saw him too
Quite possibly THE BEST comedian on this planet!
On both southern and northern hemisphere
This has to be one of the funniest jokes he's ever did!! I honestly laughed a lot. Like full laugh, not a small giggle or chuckle
I will never wake to use the bathroom at night without thinking of this again. The tap shoes took me OUT. #accurateaf 😳😫😂
I've lost it at the Hulk Hogan comparison! 🤣
Any guy who puts the lid back down at night is a 100% keeper. You don’t even have to be super stealthy or anything like that, just put the seat back down.
Y? Afraid rats will crawl out¿
Honestly, speaking to all guys, just sit down and pee. Ignore that stupid ass societal stigma. You know what they advantage of being a guy is? We have OPTIONS on how to pee, and sitting down is one of them. It's so much easier, and not to mention preferable when you're half asleep and don't have to aim.
@nahor88 At home, I always sit. And at night especially; that's much quieter. The pee has a much shorter distance to travel and it's guaranteed to hit the inside of the bowl.
i love that during the bathroom joke the people fully laughing are women and couples.
I'm coming back to bed Brothah!!! 😂😂😂😂
6:41 on the left omg its jusreign😲😲
Eddie McMullen 😂😂
Suhail B. OMG. Who fucking cares about a no name loser
Eddie McMullen other than the 195 people who liked post?
@Eddie McMullen Other than 285 people? sure.
@@polynumerous7403 Russell Peters does, seeing as he acknowledged Jus Reign at the end of the special.
Omg I’m dying😂😂😂 like every video I watch of him, I’m always dying of laughter and then my parents will just give me this weird look like “what the hell is wrong with her?” 😂 his jokes and accents r the best 😂😂😂
I know, right!
Too hilarious, like I am vindicated right now for decade of creeping to and fro after being afraid to move just yet to get out of bed and pee, and not wash my hands, lmfao.
Best Stand up Comedian
Excellent Job Russell
Go Raptors Go
We The North
The Six
Canada Rules 😀❤
This is the most relatable thing ever!!!!!😂😂😂😂
One of the best of all tym!!! Seen him live 2nite in Pleasanton and he's a great comedian. Interacts with the crowd and can come off the head ....freestyle. hilarious
It's not comedy. It's poetry ♥️ But seriously, so damn true.
he's telling the truth lol
ain't lying man
The best comedian on both northern and southern hemisphere, brotha!
First time i ever cry while watching a comedian 😂😂😂
My wife concurs every detail he described 🤣
I respect waman! -Pewdiepie 2017
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 2018
Mad Lad!
@@dylanbradfordgreenlee331 REEEEEEEEEEEE 2019
Bro fist 👊🏿
@@azizdashti4433
REEEEEEEEEE 2020
That Hulk Hogan impression 👍👌😂😂😂😂
I was drinking juice while watching and I almost choked myself 😂😂😂
After all these years, I still think of this every time I try to be quite when taking a piss. Classic man
Young women doesn't seems to enjoy that bit while the older womens are enjoying it a lot😂
Because I don't do all of that! Except for the sighing when I sit down, because I stall until it's almost too late.
No kidding, I have NEVER laughed this hard in my life. You should have seen it happen, lmao
*"yeah bitch you woke everyone on the Northern Hemisphere up"*
I lost it. Now *I* have to pee 😂😂😂
Wholesome
Literally watching this vid at 3 AM, contemplating whether I should go to the bathroom or just fall asleep...
idk if you're still trying to decide but i think you should go
This one's one of best comedy videos.
bruh this was the most hilarious sketch ever!
Peeing on the side and not directly in water is so relatable🤣🤣
I was eating while watching this video and I had a really hard time ensuring that the food don't come out of my mouth. This guy is hilarious
This is one of the best ever...by anyone.
6:41 I see you Jus 😂
Who is she ?
Khaled Osama It's the Indian guy on the left. He's a popular RUclipsr named Jus Reign.
Khaled Osama its a indian youtube JusReign
Oh thanks
Is he a comedian ?
Yeah
The way he describe the opening the door is so accurate 😂😂
"OMG did I wake you~~?" I'm dying!
What are you cutting concrete in there (jackhammer noises) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the funniest thing I've ever heard him say
I would love to see an animated version of this
Literally I clapped on this
I saw this same joke he did live and I've never laughed at something so hard before
look at the crowd !!!!!!! you earned it !!!
This comment section:-
99% about jusreign at 6:41
1% about the jokes.
Who
We here to see RP. No one cares about your other Indian
@The One And Only X no one said you care about it. neither anyone said you have to care about it. its not about indians, its about the white comedy that R.P. have learned.
You are in a big urge no not look down to yourself that you need to get anything to substitute for your misery of being an Indian hahaha
I always go back to this video every once in a while and i always laugh everytime 😂
why is everybody surprised that jus reign watches Russell peter..
SWAPAN JAIN coz they both are canadian
SWAPAN JAIN I don't think they're surprised that he watches Russell Peters, but the fact that he just happened to pop up on the screen is what ppl are surprised about.
Dude i know. Wtf is peoples hangup. Its super hurtin.
@@nasirsalih8475 exactly