Russell Peters - Little Girls Are Smart

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @PakBaluch
    @PakBaluch 5 лет назад +732

    His plastic flower joke ending was gold. Very talented of him to be able to link that so seamlessly. Perfect.

  • @ranjuraviranju
    @ranjuraviranju 6 лет назад +5140

    I was literally waiting for him to say "Somebody gonna get hurt real bad" at the end :D

    • @wadesharp11
      @wadesharp11 6 лет назад +5

      Ranju Ravindran 😂🤣😂

    • @asense8152
      @asense8152 6 лет назад +34

      Same. Wish he had done that. Would have been the goat moments in comedy.

    • @sanveersookdawe
      @sanveersookdawe 6 лет назад +5

      Me too!!!

    • @pratebhhaaeduru8926
      @pratebhhaaeduru8926 6 лет назад +9

      I was waitin for it..... infact i was sayin it out loud in his accent.

    • @Your.Uncle.AngMoh
      @Your.Uncle.AngMoh 6 лет назад +2

      Ditto. He has that on his T-shirts.

  • @smileyzeyneb336
    @smileyzeyneb336 6 лет назад +4474

    oh that girl is so mad at her friend 😂😂😂😂👌

  • @Mr_-Heisenberg
    @Mr_-Heisenberg 6 лет назад +2549

    People who have never seen Russell peters before, start with his newer videos and then go back to older ones... It's better that way.

    • @sransmec
      @sransmec 6 лет назад +87

      Yes. I think his old Stand Ups were better. But I still love him...the best Comedian for me!

    • @Jnaga199
      @Jnaga199 6 лет назад +21

      How many meths have you cooked so far?

    • @Jay-en7bw
      @Jay-en7bw 6 лет назад +18

      @@Jnaga199 that makes no sence bro

    • @emadashraf6765
      @emadashraf6765 5 лет назад +4

      Too late

    • @SeismoBeats
      @SeismoBeats 5 лет назад +5

      @@Jay-en7bw breaking bad it's a tv show reference

  • @Jay_Bless
    @Jay_Bless 5 лет назад +1099

    Was watching my wedding album with my 3yr old girl and she asked why she wasn't in the photos. The harder I laughed, the more she cried.

  • @MrChaos2peace
    @MrChaos2peace 5 лет назад +188

    Born and raised Indian, I can relate to that dad joke, I can't imagine ever doing that to my dad. At the same time, It did bring immense sadness to me as I recently lost him. ☹️ Miss your dad, forever. 💖 Russell!

    • @yanxiaosun4363
      @yanxiaosun4363 3 года назад +9

      Chinese dude here, I’m so on board with you. Feels like an Asian culture thing hahahahahahajaja

    • @prasad9012
      @prasad9012 3 года назад +3

      Lol Idk how many times I've got beaten by my parents 😂
      It's just so common in our culture to beat kids.

    • @sikandarkhan7522
      @sikandarkhan7522 2 года назад +2

      As a pakistani i agree too😂

  • @this_Is_n0_One
    @this_Is_n0_One 6 лет назад +49

    Rusell Peters have set bars of funny so high from his past acts that now it's difficult to reach that level even by himself!!!

  • @jmduque3
    @jmduque3 3 года назад +460

    5 Years Later, I’m Sure That Flower Girl Is Still Mad At Her Friend 😂

    • @Fiaw1
      @Fiaw1 2 года назад +5

      The insecurity was ripe

    • @jorgehoran1691
      @jorgehoran1691 2 года назад +5

      Orrrr glad she was included in the show, got over it 5 days later.

    • @nywang1219
      @nywang1219 2 года назад +7

      But she did look amazing

    • @bulletprooftiger1879
      @bulletprooftiger1879 Год назад +6

      @@Fiaw1 it's like a mix of insecurity and respect. She knows she's getting roasted by a standup comic. You can see the smiling grin on her face lol

  • @MikkoMurmeli
    @MikkoMurmeli 5 лет назад +283

    "Shh, this is a library."
    Dayum, I'm so gonna use this the next time boss asks me to stop dozing off.

  • @drvNYK
    @drvNYK 6 лет назад +1142

    For people complaining these jokes are old, there are millions of people out there who never heard these. And guess what, they pay.

    • @GuerillaWar4s
      @GuerillaWar4s 6 лет назад +6

      Basically he ripped people who dont have internet.

    • @hijack69
      @hijack69 6 лет назад +2

      It's not complaining..it's criticism.

    • @jeremywahlang2698
      @jeremywahlang2698 6 лет назад

      this is so sad.

    • @Fadlinification
      @Fadlinification 6 лет назад

      badum tussssssssss

    • @shacks-b3b
      @shacks-b3b 6 лет назад +2

      Because they get popular and got no content left ...

  • @mangloreanwithabeard
    @mangloreanwithabeard 5 лет назад +1533

    One rule going in Russell's Show....
    Avoid the first few Rows, just avoid 🤣🤣🤣

  • @xiaorishu
    @xiaorishu 5 лет назад +624

    Say what you want, I still find him funny xD

  • @achandra4902
    @achandra4902 3 года назад +9

    Love it how he ended it back with the plastic flowers!!!

  • @abelnicolaebaritone
    @abelnicolaebaritone 5 лет назад +26

    this man's ability to interact with his public... incredible

  • @poofypant
    @poofypant 5 лет назад +90

    He: at 3:32 "make **tea** "
    Subtitles: "..make **pee** " 😂

  • @abhrajitpaul2744
    @abhrajitpaul2744 6 лет назад +13

    "My happiness is making you angrier" - Man to his woman
    That's deep man :-(

  • @lifeisawesome4116
    @lifeisawesome4116 4 года назад +10

    The last line: Those flower you wearing on your head was awesome....

  • @MikeyDarwish
    @MikeyDarwish 6 лет назад +295

    “My name is Nash”
    “Nash!?”
    “Nashpinder”
    “Oh”

  • @abbz4u
    @abbz4u 6 лет назад +995

    Snapchat girl had a mic

    • @josephcosgroveF4fl
      @josephcosgroveF4fl 6 лет назад +113

      Maybe, but I saw a crew with a mic.

    • @rahulrat88
      @rahulrat88 5 лет назад +59

      Certainly a set up

    • @anveya3981
      @anveya3981 5 лет назад +59

      Bottom right you can see the mic that the crew is holding

    • @Rasnaaa
      @Rasnaaa 5 лет назад +33

      Russell is know to pick audience at the front rows. So a hanging mic could be set-up

    • @yodk9026
      @yodk9026 5 лет назад +13

      @@Rasnaaa 1:38 see bottom right

  • @meghasinghania1
    @meghasinghania1 5 лет назад +38

    My father's sister's youngest daughter is exactly like this!!! She is so sweet and amazing!!! But she's very smart and intelligent!!!

    • @panimootam
      @panimootam 5 лет назад +16

      You could have said cousins. You made me calculate and my minutes are gone 😅😉

    • @meghasinghania1
      @meghasinghania1 5 лет назад +2

      @@panimootam lollol!!

    • @FredY-cg6mi
      @FredY-cg6mi 5 лет назад +1

      Your cousin then?

    • @Georgetappoo-tu8vb
      @Georgetappoo-tu8vb 9 месяцев назад

      No one asked you

  • @marymagdalenebengle
    @marymagdalenebengle 3 года назад +7

    Russell is by far my favorite stand up comedian

    • @giddy38_
      @giddy38_ 2 года назад +1

      I agree 👍 ..and 2nd - Peter Kay ! That's it

  • @MrRensky
    @MrRensky 5 лет назад +9

    That flower girl was cute though, like the cuteness being directly proportional to the intensity of her shyness.

  • @mm-ir1ii
    @mm-ir1ii 6 лет назад +2957

    why a lot of comedians becomes less & less funny by time .. i miss the old Russell

  • @TheProHunting
    @TheProHunting 2 года назад +2

    The way he explained the TV and speakers and all that was so spot to on to the tee 👌😆

  • @dimafromchristianpara3537
    @dimafromchristianpara3537 5 лет назад +4

    01:21 "You got flowers on your head sweetheart.. you look like a fucking SNAPCHAT"
    *This got me rolf hard.
    😂😂😂

  • @abdul1260
    @abdul1260 6 лет назад +16

    2018 and he still makes fun of the audience. Even though he's offensive and lacks of ideas but he still got it

  • @gnanashekar1579
    @gnanashekar1579 6 лет назад +37

    So nobody is gonna comment about how cute that girl looks when she is embarrassed?

    • @harrislam
      @harrislam 3 года назад +5

      That girl looks cute period.

  • @chukwow5738
    @chukwow5738 5 лет назад +13

    Oh yeah, don’t we miss our parents now😁.
    He is spot on

  • @sameerankalgi9451
    @sameerankalgi9451 3 года назад +3

    It’s true, daughters are beautiful ❤️

  • @_Luket
    @_Luket 5 лет назад +64

    I dindnt know this guy until i met him today at the airport.

  • @hiranath1699
    @hiranath1699 5 лет назад +21

    Looks like he loves his daughter very much. He jokes a lot on his daughter.

  • @mahimakalla1861
    @mahimakalla1861 5 лет назад +4

    Dayummm I loved his thing about the vase with plastic flowers.. took me right back to my childhood in India

  • @bizarreworld2510
    @bizarreworld2510 6 лет назад +147

    Russell's hilarious. The way he paints a picture in front of your eyes is amazing!

  • @freontec
    @freontec Год назад +2

    Little Boy Russell: [shushes dad]
    Dad: "Someone's gonna get hurt real bad."

  • @deepu1150
    @deepu1150 6 лет назад +1360

    Russell finally found some new material? Rusty...

    • @piccolitesticoli
      @piccolitesticoli 6 лет назад +42

      This is not new

    • @deepu1150
      @deepu1150 6 лет назад +2

      @@piccolitesticoli too bad!

    • @virenvs905
      @virenvs905 6 лет назад +122

      Don't worry, 3 months from now Trevor Noah will re-use them.

    • @theyoungindians9027
      @theyoungindians9027 6 лет назад +18

      Most of these jokes are old. Entire daughter story is atleast 2yrs old

    • @SureshKumar-mg4wu
      @SureshKumar-mg4wu 6 лет назад +6

      new material???u r an idiot its all old from his old shows. years ago he said all the same jokes in the show "almost famous"...its all same every single fking word.

  • @straightfromtimbakto8623
    @straightfromtimbakto8623 6 лет назад +2

    Can't you see I am busy... this is what I get to hear from my my five year old daughter.....Awesome video

  • @tre-moon-dous6122
    @tre-moon-dous6122 3 года назад +6

    The audience voices are incredibly audible

    • @dgeg1000
      @dgeg1000 3 года назад +1

      Its called microphones. Often calles mics

  • @TestTest-hh5mp
    @TestTest-hh5mp 3 года назад +1

    Russell will never not be funny!

  • @blinkintervention2110
    @blinkintervention2110 6 лет назад +101

    I'm a big fan of Russell and I used to burst out of laughter because of his jokes. But not this time. I didn't say his performance was bad. I think it was okay. But he is still funny and he is still Russel for me the best comedian ever. Just something did not feel as funny like he used to. But that's okay by me because Russell is still the funniest comedian I will ever remember.

    • @adalquintoYT
      @adalquintoYT 6 лет назад +5

      He recycled this set. I heard it in his other performance before.

  • @christianpalao7984
    @christianpalao7984 5 лет назад +2

    Peters from Peru 🇵🇪, South America YOU MAKE THE WOOORRLDD LAUGH!!! Thank you !! Come to Peru!!

  • @zackabraha7958
    @zackabraha7958 6 лет назад +17

    I once got drunk in high school.... And when I came home and went to bed, my mom shaved my head.

  • @dulleygyati7064
    @dulleygyati7064 6 лет назад +3

    One of my best comedian.....love russel

  • @kareemroshdy9027
    @kareemroshdy9027 3 года назад +8

    The special thing that i admire about Russell that he is always funny without the need to go vulgar and obscene. Total support love u from Egypt 👍😍

    • @dkdk5486
      @dkdk5486 2 года назад +6

      I think this is ur first video.

  • @constantinshim4271
    @constantinshim4271 5 лет назад +253

    Immigrant parents ARE always mad 😂
    Coming from a child of Russian immigrants

    • @Bargains20xx
      @Bargains20xx 4 года назад +11

      probably because they had to go through a lot growing up. Nothing but respect to them for leaving their comfort zones so that they could give their kids a better life

    • @ashrafulrabbi
      @ashrafulrabbi 2 года назад

      Русские и так и сумасшедшие 🤣🤣

  • @mayanknagpal1016
    @mayanknagpal1016 5 лет назад +43

    Snapchat filter I died by laughing 😂😂😂

  • @muaazmozay5538
    @muaazmozay5538 6 лет назад +5

    Heard those same material from him before from his old stand ups. Nonetheless, his one of my favourites. Love him.

  • @prashponnappa6731
    @prashponnappa6731 5 лет назад +5

    He can transit into a motivational speaker now...maturity at its budding stages...😂😂😂

  • @boombee3317
    @boombee3317 3 года назад +24

    I love how he calls all the women at his show “sweetheart” 🙊

  • @Smacktalk007
    @Smacktalk007 Год назад

    She still didn’t take it off ! That’s some real friendship !!

  • @branavasorubysivabalaratna7819
    @branavasorubysivabalaratna7819 2 года назад +5

    I love how he started and ended with that already annoyed flower girl 😁. Her friend is gonna die..."somebody is gonna get very hurt tonight!!!"😆😆😆 ( his own joke, if u remember)

  • @eltoro747
    @eltoro747 5 лет назад +4

    He is a very smart guy - indeed, the more you laugh, the angrier women get! Brilliant :D

  • @Egirl_Slayer
    @Egirl_Slayer 6 лет назад +609

    I actually found this quite funny, i don’t know what you people are talking about!?

    • @thedoer2953
      @thedoer2953 6 лет назад +2

      Right

    • @Izza.M
      @Izza.M 6 лет назад +2

      me too bruh!!!??

    • @victoriamann6645
      @victoriamann6645 6 лет назад +14

      Koz they want the rude jokes

    • @Sashita_
      @Sashita_ 6 лет назад +13

      I think these kids r too young to find it funny. Those who already hv kids can def relate to it & knows how funny it can be.

    • @amen627
      @amen627 6 лет назад +1

      Same with me

  • @HatebreederHorror
    @HatebreederHorror Год назад

    Wow, falling down from stairs sound effects were spot on! It felt like I was falling down the stairs IRL

  • @Mr.Espresso55
    @Mr.Espresso55 5 лет назад +5

    He's right, my father was always mad, fuggetaboutit!

  • @sancharimukherjee7274
    @sancharimukherjee7274 6 лет назад +2

    He is so funny and witty at the same time

  • @WMA-f3k
    @WMA-f3k 6 лет назад +156

    This is makes me sad.Russell, thank you for everyting you've done until 2017, but you need to work on yourself A LOT if you want to carry on. Much love

    • @satishjustin2391
      @satishjustin2391 6 лет назад +8

      He's made millions, so he don't have to try anymore

    • @josephcosgroveF4fl
      @josephcosgroveF4fl 6 лет назад

      @@satishjustin2391 Justin, people have paid to be entertained.

    • @MrSham3less
      @MrSham3less 5 лет назад +1

      Sir Willy work on himself how?

  • @mirnahumphreys7690
    @mirnahumphreys7690 2 года назад +2

    I have such a crush on this man 😍

  • @lohitpant70
    @lohitpant70 6 лет назад +76

    Nash pinder...? Bhai naresh pinder hoga tu

  • @nathaliadhanraj9287
    @nathaliadhanraj9287 4 года назад +1

    Was expecting him to say
    Somebody....gonna get hurt real bad at the end😁😁😁😁😁😂😂😂

  • @colorlessink
    @colorlessink 5 лет назад +4

    Even in this time i can't do that to my dad. His silence is enough for me

  • @kiatsan5781
    @kiatsan5781 4 года назад +2

    Bring back good old Russel

  • @nizarkrari
    @nizarkrari 5 лет назад +6

    You know sweetheart you re wearing them on your head hahahahah

  • @farhanfouadacca
    @farhanfouadacca 3 года назад

    That initial smile on flower girl’s face told that she know it was her turn.

  • @ydug
    @ydug 4 года назад +3

    when you sush your dad - somebody's gonna get hurt real bad??? Miss that man🥺

    • @nadziakotek
      @nadziakotek 3 года назад

      I was totally expecting his line " what did you say to me?" then following with (the rest of his previous skit) somebody's going to get hurt real bad.. LOL
      I own and have watched all his dvd's over 100+ times lol...Actually probbaly 500 times haha ! He is the best! Everyone needs to google his amateur standup to appreciate him

  • @mikebunner3498
    @mikebunner3498 2 года назад

    Russell,
    This man is so freaking fun. He speaks the truth... Great observations!

  • @hriiyizhuosiikruna9889
    @hriiyizhuosiikruna9889 5 лет назад +21

    You look like a Snapchat !! 😂😂 She's adorable though.. 💓

  • @ShredderKKK
    @ShredderKKK 11 месяцев назад

    When he said plastic flower.. the girl already knew he was coming for her again😂

  • @wakeup847
    @wakeup847 6 лет назад +3

    And that's what happens when you become dad. All of a sudden your adult jokes becomes cute!

  • @christhornycroft3686
    @christhornycroft3686 3 года назад +1

    How can we hear the audience so well this time? Is the whole theatre miked?

  • @anguafanai2525
    @anguafanai2525 6 лет назад +3

    Im watching this with my daughter asleep hugging me..cant laugh as much as i wanted......and yesss russel with new jokes

  • @dannymugal3428
    @dannymugal3428 2 года назад +1

    Let's have a moment of silence for that poor "sweetheart" in the crowd 😆

  • @rafifnasution2256
    @rafifnasution2256 6 лет назад +3

    MISS YOU SO MUCH

  • @juliuscaesar1062
    @juliuscaesar1062 4 года назад +2

    i can relate to everything this guy says

  • @addygaren5867
    @addygaren5867 4 года назад +3

    I was waiting for " Russell, somebody is gonna get a hurt real bad "
    Classic 😂😂😂

  • @bobzagas6008
    @bobzagas6008 5 лет назад +1

    The reason people think it was unfunny is because his hearts not in it. The delivery isn’t there and that’s pure lack of passion on the inside. This is a funny man, if he’s got the spark that is.

  • @aksy1121
    @aksy1121 6 лет назад +7

    Hahahaha... he is good! And it’s funny!
    That girl thou! Straight Outta SnapChat! 😂😂

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 Год назад

    Haha: (looks around confusedly after seeing him point): … “You *don’t shush me!”*

  • @athayphom3551
    @athayphom3551 5 лет назад +7

    that flower girl sure is pretty 😍

  • @realmichaeltian
    @realmichaeltian 2 года назад

    4:05 "She's at my house"
    Wait.... Where tf else would she be 😂

  • @sirtrygve75
    @sirtrygve75 5 лет назад +6

    2:12 Lous CK's joke lmao

  • @lokhodanii8008
    @lokhodanii8008 6 лет назад +1

    "Nash? Nashpinder".....gold

  • @everydaynormalguy3194
    @everydaynormalguy3194 3 года назад +3

    I love how people pay for the front seat just to get insulted.

  • @taylerrenee9710
    @taylerrenee9710 2 года назад +1

    Mama’s boys and daddy’s girls lol 😂

  • @bapideoli8485
    @bapideoli8485 5 лет назад +14

    Believe me: don't go to his show like a fairy 😂😂😂

  • @matyanko
    @matyanko 6 лет назад

    Rusell peters is my most favorite comedian everrrr

  • @marksuckerburg3051
    @marksuckerburg3051 5 лет назад +13

    It's like my dad, he would whoop my ass if I would have done that, and I'm 19

  • @chrissymillsap730
    @chrissymillsap730 2 года назад +1

    Haha again still my fav comedian of all time

  • @colorist_tommy4247
    @colorist_tommy4247 6 лет назад +6

    peter, ride into the sunset.
    Dont do this any more.
    Let your legend live on.

  • @ramona4913
    @ramona4913 6 лет назад +1

    If her friend made the flowered headdress, her friend must wear one too! Friendship rule!

  • @SuperMyksTV
    @SuperMyksTV 6 лет назад +9

    hahahah It's true, everytime my wife getting angry, I always laughing and she going very angry that you can't imagine hahhaha . you nailed it bro! this is my first time to watch your show hahahahah

  • @Taensheara
    @Taensheara 6 лет назад +1

    That girl with flowers on her heard 😍😍😍

  • @paoboysingson6492
    @paoboysingson6492 6 лет назад +4

    I love this guy

  • @abaangami4218
    @abaangami4218 6 лет назад +1

    That Snapchat girl faced his wrath till the last second lol

  • @GM_-
    @GM_- 5 лет назад +3

    Russell's original burst of creative comic genius came from his Canadian middle and working class roots, rubbing shoulders with Indian, Jamaican, Chinese, Canadian people around him.
    Not so much when he's been comfortably settled in his Los Angeles mansion.
    Can he find a second wind?

  • @kezhakenguruse2038
    @kezhakenguruse2038 6 лет назад +1

    russel finally, iam glad

  • @niteshmurti
    @niteshmurti 6 лет назад +11

    Hahaha this guy never fails to make me rofl may he live a long life full of laughter

  • @akhilesh_dinesh
    @akhilesh_dinesh 4 года назад +1

    I'd never dare to sit in front row on any of his shows...

  • @siddharthmagazine
    @siddharthmagazine 6 лет назад +4

    We have a daughter called #Shraddha & she is an angel for us!!!

    • @thunderstraw864
      @thunderstraw864 3 года назад

      *We have a daughter?* you from soviet russia or something

  • @ebonypoleartist5546
    @ebonypoleartist5546 5 лет назад +1

    The angry immigrant dad is very relatable.

  • @sharafiyabhashim8808
    @sharafiyabhashim8808 6 лет назад +331

    Retirement awaits Russell..

    • @archsword5294
      @archsword5294 6 лет назад +24

      don't say that, this is not a sport, it's about ideas and jokes.

    • @nyashadzashehapanyengwi9505
      @nyashadzashehapanyengwi9505 6 лет назад

      Facts.

    • @shindenilesh2012
      @shindenilesh2012 5 лет назад

      watch George Carlin

    • @leroycreemers6396
      @leroycreemers6396 5 лет назад

      and will be rich as fuck ill tell u i dont have anny remorse for him :)

    • @suraj-op2bx
      @suraj-op2bx 4 года назад

      @you're totally right u know most number of millionaires on this earth are Indians that too when it's only 60-70 yrs of their independence from British rule
      Now imagine what would happen after 3-4 centuries