Russell Peters - Little Girls Are Smart
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- Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2018
- #RussellPeters heckles the audience, theorizes that all parents have a favourite child, and explains how little girls can control their dads.
Russell Peters stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2016.
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oh that girl is so mad at her friend 😂😂😂😂👌
You have a beautiful face
@@lordemarsh6804
I'm subscribing you :)
I dont know why. She looked beautiful.
She is beautiful...
She looked beautiful though .
I was literally waiting for him to say "Somebody gonna get hurt real bad" at the end :D
Ranju Ravindran 😂🤣😂
Same. Wish he had done that. Would have been the goat moments in comedy.
Me too!!!
I was waitin for it..... infact i was sayin it out loud in his accent.
Ditto. He has that on his T-shirts.
His plastic flower joke ending was gold. Very talented of him to be able to link that so seamlessly. Perfect.
Za vp mall
Literally the easiest connection ever.
5 Years Later, I’m Sure That Flower Girl Is Still Mad At Her Friend 😂
The insecurity was ripe
Orrrr glad she was included in the show, got over it 5 days later.
But she did look amazing
@@Fiaw1 it's like a mix of insecurity and respect. She knows she's getting roasted by a standup comic. You can see the smiling grin on her face lol
People who have never seen Russell peters before, start with his newer videos and then go back to older ones... It's better that way.
Yes. I think his old Stand Ups were better. But I still love him...the best Comedian for me!
How many meths have you cooked so far?
@@Jnaga199 that makes no sence bro
Too late
@@Jay-en7bw breaking bad it's a tv show reference
Was watching my wedding album with my 3yr old girl and she asked why she wasn't in the photos. The harder I laughed, the more she cried.
Damn 😂
Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jay next time tell her she was there but she was invisible
This is the best comment, I read 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Shh, this is a library."
Dayum, I'm so gonna use this the next time boss asks me to stop dozing off.
good luck
Born and raised Indian, I can relate to that dad joke, I can't imagine ever doing that to my dad. At the same time, It did bring immense sadness to me as I recently lost him. ☹️ Miss your dad, forever. 💖 Russell!
Chinese dude here, I’m so on board with you. Feels like an Asian culture thing hahahahahahajaja
Lol Idk how many times I've got beaten by my parents 😂
It's just so common in our culture to beat kids.
As a pakistani i agree too😂
One rule going in Russell's Show....
Avoid the first few Rows, just avoid 🤣🤣🤣
no. its just dont stand out
@@lionnelmurimi651 don't be Brown and indian specially
I would like to be roasted by him 😁😂😂
@@whatrtheodds Hahahahh
and dont be indian
Rusell Peters have set bars of funny so high from his past acts that now it's difficult to reach that level even by himself!!!
For people complaining these jokes are old, there are millions of people out there who never heard these. And guess what, they pay.
Basically he ripped people who dont have internet.
It's not complaining..it's criticism.
this is so sad.
Erm no. The people that want to see Russell and are fans have seen all his stuff.
badum tussssssssss
He: at 3:32 "make **tea** "
Subtitles: "..make **pee** " 😂
Snapchat girl had a mic
Maybe, but I saw a crew with a mic.
Certainly a set up
Bottom right you can see the mic that the crew is holding
Russell is know to pick audience at the front rows. So a hanging mic could be set-up
@@Rasnaaa 1:38 see bottom right
“My name is Nash”
“Nash!?”
“Nashpinder”
“Oh”
"There you go."
It's Nashbinder i suppose
Love it how he ended it back with the plastic flowers!!!
Say what you want, I still find him funny xD
Still? Ok
I do too
ok
Nobody said anything.
Did anyone ever say he's not?
this man's ability to interact with his public... incredible
The last line: Those flower you wearing on your head was awesome....
I dindnt know this guy until i met him today at the airport.
Fortunate You😥😥
Luke Naga mad
@@koolgamez3434 hey m not mad
Lucky you!!😁
Congratulations, someday he's gonna mention u in his show
"My happiness is making you angrier" - Man to his woman
That's deep man :-(
So nobody is gonna comment about how cute that girl looks when she is embarrassed?
That girl looks cute period.
01:21 "You got flowers on your head sweetheart.. you look like a fucking SNAPCHAT"
*This got me rolf hard.
😂😂😂
That flower girl was cute though, like the cuteness being directly proportional to the intensity of her shyness.
My father's sister's youngest daughter is exactly like this!!! She is so sweet and amazing!!! But she's very smart and intelligent!!!
You could have said cousins. You made me calculate and my minutes are gone 😅😉
@@pmhere lollol!!
Your cousin then?
No one asked you
Russell's hilarious. The way he paints a picture in front of your eyes is amazing!
@@thecasino8022 You must have a terrific sense of humour.
Oh yeah, don’t we miss our parents now😁.
He is spot on
The way he explained the TV and speakers and all that was so spot to on to the tee 👌😆
why a lot of comedians becomes less & less funny by time .. i miss the old Russell
+The Casino do not curse with items you do not possess
Sarra Ben Othman go away brownie
its usual . not less funny /.
+The Casino I'm white you racist pig
@@thecasino8022 edgy
Looks like he loves his daughter very much. He jokes a lot on his daughter.
Snapchat filter I died by laughing 😂😂😂
Russell is by far my favorite stand up comedian
I agree 👍 ..and 2nd - Peter Kay ! That's it
Dayummm I loved his thing about the vase with plastic flowers.. took me right back to my childhood in India
It’s true, daughters are beautiful ❤️
2018 and he still makes fun of the audience. Even though he's offensive and lacks of ideas but he still got it
The audience voices are incredibly audible
Its called microphones. Often calles mics
Russell finally found some new material? Rusty...
This is not new
@@piccolitesticoli too bad!
Don't worry, 3 months from now Trevor Noah will re-use them.
Most of these jokes are old. Entire daughter story is atleast 2yrs old
new material???u r an idiot its all old from his old shows. years ago he said all the same jokes in the show "almost famous"...its all same every single fking word.
You look like a Snapchat !! 😂😂 She's adorable though.. 💓
2:12 Lous CK's joke lmao
Can't you see I am busy... this is what I get to hear from my my five year old daughter.....Awesome video
Mama’s boys and daddy’s girls lol 😂
I don't know about you guys, but my mom bursted out of laughter when she watched it with me. He's still funny, but only to those who can relate to the jokes.
One of my best comedian.....love russel
Peters from Peru 🇵🇪, South America YOU MAKE THE WOOORRLDD LAUGH!!! Thank you !! Come to Peru!!
I love this guy
I once got drunk in high school.... And when I came home and went to bed, my mom shaved my head.
Little Boy Russell: [shushes dad]
Dad: "Someone's gonna get hurt real bad."
She still didn’t take it off ! That’s some real friendship !!
Still made me laugh 😂😂
Heard those same material from him before from his old stand ups. Nonetheless, his one of my favourites. Love him.
He can transit into a motivational speaker now...maturity at its budding stages...😂😂😂
He is so funny and witty at the same time
MISS YOU SO MUCH
I actually found this quite funny, i don’t know what you people are talking about!?
Right
me too bruh!!!??
Koz they want the rude jokes
I think these kids r too young to find it funny. Those who already hv kids can def relate to it & knows how funny it can be.
Same with me
Wow, falling down from stairs sound effects were spot on! It felt like I was falling down the stairs IRL
"Nash? Nashpinder".....gold
You know sweetheart you re wearing them on your head hahahahah
He's right, my father was always mad, fuggetaboutit!
love this guy
When he said plastic flower.. the girl already knew he was coming for her again😂
I love how he calls all the women at his show “sweetheart” 🙊
I love how he started and ended with that already annoyed flower girl 😁. Her friend is gonna die..."somebody is gonna get very hurt tonight!!!"😆😆😆 ( his own joke, if u remember)
Love him!
Russell,
This man is so freaking fun. He speaks the truth... Great observations!
Hahahaha... he is good! And it’s funny!
That girl thou! Straight Outta SnapChat! 😂😂
hahahah It's true, everytime my wife getting angry, I always laughing and she going very angry that you can't imagine hahhaha . you nailed it bro! this is my first time to watch your show hahahahah
Haha: (looks around confusedly after seeing him point): … “You *don’t shush me!”*
Haha again still my fav comedian of all time
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 tears in my eyes ✌✌😁😁😁😁
This was uploaded on my birthday ;D
4:05 "She's at my house"
Wait.... Where tf else would she be 😂
The final line. LOLOL
I'm a big fan of Russell and I used to burst out of laughter because of his jokes. But not this time. I didn't say his performance was bad. I think it was okay. But he is still funny and he is still Russel for me the best comedian ever. Just something did not feel as funny like he used to. But that's okay by me because Russell is still the funniest comedian I will ever remember.
He recycled this set. I heard it in his other performance before.
I lmaoed watching this at the library.
I am out now finding another place to study!
I blame you Russell. 🤣
I have such a crush on this man 😍
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 loved this
He is a very smart guy - indeed, the more you laugh, the angrier women get! Brilliant :D
Retirement awaits Russell..
don't say that, this is not a sport, it's about ideas and jokes.
Facts.
watch George Carlin
and will be rich as fuck ill tell u i dont have anny remorse for him :)
@you're totally right u know most number of millionaires on this earth are Indians that too when it's only 60-70 yrs of their independence from British rule
Now imagine what would happen after 3-4 centuries
Was expecting him to say
Somebody....gonna get hurt real bad at the end😁😁😁😁😁😂😂😂
Hilarious as always 🤣🤣
The special thing that i admire about Russell that he is always funny without the need to go vulgar and obscene. Total support love u from Egypt 👍😍
I think this is ur first video.
Even in this time i can't do that to my dad. His silence is enough for me
:'(
Thank you for advice
Bring back good old Russel
that flower girl sure is pretty 😍
It's like my dad, he would whoop my ass if I would have done that, and I'm 19
Lol he's hilarious. 😂
russel finally, iam glad
when you sush your dad - somebody's gonna get hurt real bad??? Miss that man🥺
I was totally expecting his line " what did you say to me?" then following with (the rest of his previous skit) somebody's going to get hurt real bad.. LOL
I own and have watched all his dvd's over 100+ times lol...Actually probbaly 500 times haha ! He is the best! Everyone needs to google his amateur standup to appreciate him
The Snapchat is very true ha ha ba
Rusell peters is my most favorite comedian everrrr
U know sweetheart u have them on your head🤣🤣
Immigrant parents ARE always mad 😂
Coming from a child of Russian immigrants
probably because they had to go through a lot growing up. Nothing but respect to them for leaving their comfort zones so that they could give their kids a better life
Русские и так и сумасшедшие 🤣🤣
Believe me: don't go to his show like a fairy 😂😂😂
i can relate to everything this guy says
I laugh every time!!
Nash pinder...? Bhai naresh pinder hoga tu
@Pohar Debbarma ha ha ha...look at him...nash..!
hahahhahahha
Or avinash
His name is Nashpinder.... Surname must be something else
😂😂😂😂
Hahaha this guy never fails to make me rofl may he live a long life full of laughter
🤣🤣🤣🤣 he’s hilarious
Great comedian gaved me a good laugh
Im watching this with my daughter asleep hugging me..cant laugh as much as i wanted......and yesss russel with new jokes