I love Ronny Chieng-he’s like the voice in my head if that voice had no filter, impeccable timing, and zero patience for stupidity. Every time he speaks, I’m like, "Yes, exactly!" Only I’d probably say it with less sarcasm and more politeness.
iPhone vs Android? Nothing new for the generation born in the 1970s, growing up with home computers in the 1980s: Atari vs Commodore, then IBM-PC vs Apple.
It's fitting that Ronny uses a Star Wars reference for Android, since its inception, Lucas sued them for trademark infringement of the previous name "Droid". That's right, he went General Previous on them.
When he said "just use what you wanna use and shut up about it" -with that hand and the slight lean forward, i said ..wait, that sounds like someone... * clicks * BILL BURRR!! 😂
(un) fun fact: 15 years ago I was working in the UK. One day a mother and I have been shopping in Tesco's and saw a veeeery big advertisment for sunscreen for children. Guess what. It really was her 2 kids when they have been on vacation and she made a pic when they were sleeping at the beach. Several calls later: nothing she can do because she uploaded the pics on Facebook and then they could use/sell however they wanted. And that was 15 years ago. You all, please be more secure with your private things if it won't bother you that one day everything might be exposed or sold.
It's people's need to turn everything into the dumbest sport possible. Competition is an easy trap to simplify and categorize the vast complexity of life.
Totally, bring on the frills! Dont know why no more frills. The seats are smaller now than 30 years ago. I used her free drinks and food. Now, only business class and first class get free drinks and food. 😢
This guy did a phone durability test. Cued up above the table for his shot instead came right down on the face of his phone. It wasn't pretty! What's that about? You can't even do that and have your phone survive! Another guy thought this concave place in his car door near the hinge was for a phone. Closed the door and had to have a funeral for his phone 📱 No durability, man! WTF!
Both suck. 😂 iPhone 📱 and android. I had an android lasted 9 years. I have a new iPhone lasted 2 weeks before it cracked lol now it over heats and it shut down during a heat wave lol 15 pro. Sucky
iPhones are the best, they were the first company to add a microwave charging capability. Android requires you to buy a wireless charging dock, but you can throw the iPhone into any microwave and it will charge.
The comparison is even much older, we can trace it back to ancient Egypt, between stone tablets and papyrus scrolls.... damn! who cares about iPhone and Android anyway
What is wrong with this audience?! This s*** was hilarious. I was just watching like five or six other comedians before this who I was literally like getting angry at because they were so awful. The one right before this kind of started ramping up a little bit I was like okay maybe I found a little streak here of some good comedy. But I mean come on bro this s*** is pretty damn good. Not only does he pull off being angry and bitter throughout the entire clip without actually being angry and bitter he also touches on major subjects that we actually relate to instead of like oddball unusual stuff that gets funny as you listen to it or whatever. Like these topics just hit right away. But then the audience was like uh sure I wonder, should I laugh, duh.... Anyway it had me laughing multiple times. 😂
Wait, he calls all Trump supporters morons on Jimmy Kimmel a month ago, yet he complains about how high prices are for "no-frills airlines services" pre-Trump in 2013. He needs to look at his political views in the mirror🤦♂️
I feel like it's a matter of how people seem to have the false impression that apple is so good, despite it not actually being that good anymore. Maybe for the first few generations of iPhone, there was a marked difference in quality, but nowadays iPhones aren't all that much better. Also, iPhone tries so hard to enforce anti consumer practices like how they enforced their own charging cable, difficulty to replace batteries and repair, etc. I think people who are vocally against iPhone is mainly because of the mix of apple's shitty practices and a contrarian attitude to iPhones being popular (and viewed as higher quality) despite being not that much better than the cheaper alternatives
@@RGSoCalI think he is trying to point out it's the starting point to what now runs the Chinese population (the data system they use to control). It's very extreme but has to start somewhere. Just saying 😉
Never mind the iPhone argument. You NAILED IT on the social media bit. I believe that nobody in their right mind is turning to social media for help deciding who to vote for. Political posts just divide our country further and put people deeper into their camps.
Ronny is always angry at something and I am here for it 😂
He comes out ranting and is hilarious the entire way through.
Asian Bill Burr
I love Ronny Chieng-he’s like the voice in my head if that voice had no filter, impeccable timing, and zero patience for stupidity. Every time he speaks, I’m like, "Yes, exactly!" Only I’d probably say it with less sarcasm and more politeness.
I love the impolite sarcasm
Best! Ronny Chieng! I think standup is his anger management therapy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL! AGREE! I always thought that offstage, he must be the nicest, happiest guy because he let's it all out onstage!
True 😂😂😂
2013 Ronny Chieng did a great bill burr
I'm glad a lot of us are in agreement about this haha
Both are great
Definitely an influence. He could do it because Bill wasn’t a mega star then
except Bill Burr's actually hilarious.
This guy couldn't get any angrier.
😁
Was about to write the exact same thing.
So true. He's a comedic genius.
Ronny’s aura is on friggin fire 🔥. This is so good
Ronny is rocking boomer energy already. Can’t wait for him to hit his 50’s.
Thanks for editing out bits of his routine. That made it so much better.
This dude is so funny 😂😂
He absolutely nailed my BF & I in that very conversation! 😂
i could not stop laughing - it's all relevant to me
he’s straight to the point no segways 😂😂
iPhone vs Android? Nothing new for the generation born in the 1970s, growing up with home computers in the 1980s: Atari vs Commodore, then IBM-PC vs Apple.
Yeah, it’s always been around in some form or another - Ford vs Chevy, Fender vs Gibson etc. etc… lol.
true lol
VHS vs betamax
Commodore vs Zx Spectrum 🙃
Nintendo vs Sega
Ronny Chieng’s humorous ‘take’ on society today is ‘right on.’😂
Dude just angry lol
Bill Burr energy lol love them both
2024 still no frills.
Now that's a cold opening monologue!
Love Ronny and Desi
Love Ronnie cheng😂😂😂
As long as your data is profitable, Your data is valuable to them.
It's fitting that Ronny uses a Star Wars reference for Android, since its inception, Lucas sued them for trademark infringement of the previous name "Droid". That's right, he went General Previous on them.
lol love this guy
Strong Bill Bur vibes. Even the gestures facial expressions are on point
Well ACTUALLY 🤓
iphone started the hate
He's right lol
Ronny’s anger in humor reminds me of Ted Danson in Becker … no guardrails, just hilarious !
They do want your data.
anyone else realize ronny's wearing custom kobe 9s
So fire man i want a pair
I-phones do suck🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can hear scissor sevens voice in his
I still use an IPhone 6S they are great! LOL!
Brilliant!
Is Ronnie doing Bill Burr?
From iphone vs android to Ronnie vs Burr, nice.
hes Asian Bill Burr
When he said "just use what you wanna use and shut up about it" -with that hand and the slight lean forward, i said ..wait, that sounds like someone... * clicks * BILL BURRR!! 😂
Someboy PLEASE tell Ronny Chieng to be the Taskmaster for Taskmaster USA, he would be perfect for that show
Ronny!!!!! ❤️💚
(un) fun fact: 15 years ago I was working in the UK. One day a mother and I have been shopping in Tesco's and saw a veeeery big advertisment for sunscreen for children. Guess what. It really was her 2 kids when they have been on vacation and she made a pic when they were sleeping at the beach. Several calls later: nothing she can do because she uploaded the pics on Facebook and then they could use/sell however they wanted. And that was 15 years ago. You all, please be more secure with your private things if it won't bother you that one day everything might be exposed or sold.
I'm being slightly secure by not going on Fakebook at all.
He speaks the truth on how peoples behavior has gotten worst .
Those who don’t understand him are part of the problem.
It's people's need to turn everything into the dumbest sport possible. Competition is an easy trap to simplify and categorize the vast complexity of life.
I am drunk. 😭
Omg he's so mean.He could be a waiter
Totally, bring on the frills! Dont know why no more frills. The seats are smaller now than 30 years ago. I used her free drinks and food. Now, only business class and first class get free drinks and food. 😢
No joke here! Time to reflect?
Ronny should talk about the ABC, his first TV real gig.
spotted the apple fanboy
And yes, "iPhone SUCKS!" 😂
No Frils and Food Basics are grocery chains in Canada lol.
You're so right
Dang Ronny is angry inside.
"Is that a Unix book?"
Yeah but… iPhone SUCKS
People who get obsessed with hating another product, Ronny’s grind hating on the iPhone, no words lol
This guy did a phone durability test. Cued up above the table for his shot instead came right down on the face of his phone. It wasn't pretty! What's that about? You can't even do that and have your phone survive! Another guy thought this concave place in his car door near the hinge was for a phone. Closed the door and had to have a funeral for his phone 📱
No durability, man! WTF!
Was it Bill Burr appreciation day or something?
No, it was Ronnie being Ronnie.
There is alot of hate in this comment section. Would love to hear one of your guys' jokes. If he was bill burr these same jokes would probably land.
*a lot
Two words, not one. Think of it like this: a few, a little, a bunch, a _whole_ bunch, a lot, a _whole_ lot.
*Bill Burr, some
Apple pissed me off in 1982, so to me the iPhone doesn't exist
Porkchops!!! Mine are always hard as a rock!!!
Its giving Allen Ginsberg
I watched this on my Android
He looks angry all the time!
I Miss Victor.
Bill burr
If the earth's population had a collective IQ Test - it wouldn't be pretty.
"What does he mean? Wouldn't be pretty? Why?"
Isn't it supposed to be "iOS vs Android" and not "iPhone vs Android", then it's gonna be iPhone vs Galaxy S something... right?
Is it possible to learn this power? Not from an iPhone.
_unlimited..._ WI-FI!!
No grill? Or breathing chambers of a fish.
iPhone 6 bends if left in your pocket while sitting for an extended time. That was the issue....
Android is an OS tho wth damn covid
Both suck. 😂 iPhone 📱 and android. I had an android lasted 9 years. I have a new iPhone lasted 2 weeks before it cracked lol now it over heats and it shut down during a heat wave lol 15 pro. Sucky
during heat wave is ok but my one over heats and shut down while recording a video
you must be very unlucky
iPhones are the best, they were the first company to add a microwave charging capability. Android requires you to buy a wireless charging dock, but you can throw the iPhone into any microwave and it will charge.
If u had android for 9 yrs it can't be that sucky lol
@@lcc726 It depends on which version of Android. Those phones that are easy to root tend to have a better experience.
They want data to sell marketing companies.
Preach, Ronny! I am pro frills.
The comparison is even much older, we can trace it back to ancient Egypt, between stone tablets and papyrus scrolls.... damn! who cares about iPhone and Android anyway
fk man this is making anxious
What is wrong with this audience?! This s*** was hilarious. I was just watching like five or six other comedians before this who I was literally like getting angry at because they were so awful. The one right before this kind of started ramping up a little bit I was like okay maybe I found a little streak here of some good comedy. But I mean come on bro this s*** is pretty damn good. Not only does he pull off being angry and bitter throughout the entire clip without actually being angry and bitter he also touches on major subjects that we actually relate to instead of like oddball unusual stuff that gets funny as you listen to it or whatever. Like these topics just hit right away. But then the audience was like uh sure I wonder, should I laugh, duh....
Anyway it had me laughing multiple times. 😂
Well, this aged badly
He's too intense for me. Not my cup of tea
I've never scrolled comments that ended before. 😮
Android - long term.
iOS - for dem short-sighted bitXhez!
ICBM Vs. Drone with IED same 💩 different country lol 😂
Ahaha his charactor sounds like he has a mid-life crisis. 😂
*character
Funny guy
Wait, he calls all Trump supporters morons on Jimmy Kimmel a month ago, yet he complains about how high prices are for "no-frills airlines services" pre-Trump in 2013. He needs to look at his political views in the mirror🤦♂️
🔥
Can Dr Assma shut up already
It was weird a month ago. Well f___, take a look now.
Roland Chang super positive Asian
haha nice one , but android is better , proven fact , dont even know why his friend bothers
Android is Awesome..... Women Turning Up Their Noses At Guys Who Use Android Phones
❤😂😂😂😂❤
I forgot to laugh
Not funny. 😢
yeah Android users has superior complex even when their phones are actually lower quality than iPhone
Iphone sucks
Yeah, Android
*have superiority complexes, even when
*iPhone.
I feel like it's a matter of how people seem to have the false impression that apple is so good, despite it not actually being that good anymore.
Maybe for the first few generations of iPhone, there was a marked difference in quality, but nowadays iPhones aren't all that much better.
Also, iPhone tries so hard to enforce anti consumer practices like how they enforced their own charging cable, difficulty to replace batteries and repair, etc.
I think people who are vocally against iPhone is mainly because of the mix of apple's shitty practices and a contrarian attitude to iPhones being popular (and viewed as higher quality) despite being not that much better than the cheaper alternatives
Just a lot of shouting. Poor guy, he tries so hard though, so maybe points for effort.
To be fair, that specific iPhone was made out of peanut butter. It really did bend in your back pocket
What a great curmudgeon!
Facebook joke didn’t age well, why do they want your data well to sell to Cambridge Analytical
You're exactly what that joke is about but didn't get it .
@@RGSoCalI think he is trying to point out it's the starting point to what now runs the Chinese population (the data system they use to control). It's very extreme but has to start somewhere. Just saying 😉
I broke my android, trying to bend it while watching this. It bends, too. Androids will rule the future, and I phone users will be enslaved.
he sound like idiot, company really want our data, cause they can make money by these.
iPhone sucks!
Unbox Therapy
Never mind the iPhone argument. You NAILED IT on the social media bit. I believe that nobody in their right mind is turning to social media for help deciding who to vote for. Political posts just divide our country further and put people deeper into their camps.