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  • @zinith4524
    @zinith4524 4 года назад +10200

    Not gonna lie, baiting the lead emo-goth characters using a fake My Chemical Romance concert would be pure comedy gold in a smarter story

    • @annie_xo
      @annie_xo 4 года назад +1120

      I’d argue this is already comedy gold lmfao

    • @kombat4135
      @kombat4135 4 года назад +147

      OMFG I WANT TO LIKE IT BUT IT'S AT 666

    • @emillarsson1299
      @emillarsson1299 3 года назад +103

      considering you're all getting baited by this story it's actually too smart for you :)

    • @mono4818
      @mono4818 3 года назад +295

      @@emillarsson1299 ok goffic

    • @sirius1690
      @sirius1690 3 года назад +22

      @@emillarsson1299
      Ok

  • @mort7987
    @mort7987 5 лет назад +3754

    Drink when:
    -A Band is Mentioned
    -An Outfit is described
    -the Authors Notes say "stop flaming" or "thanks raven"

    • @noburu4717
      @noburu4717 4 года назад +416

      Oof owchie my liver

    • @shinysmeargle2037
      @shinysmeargle2037 4 года назад +266

      You’d probably have alcohol poisoning within a few minutes

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 4 года назад +107

      @@shinysmeargle2037 this is a war crime stop it

    • @charl6335
      @charl6335 4 года назад +178

      Don’t forget slit wrists

    • @henrylowry8434
      @henrylowry8434 4 года назад +141

      *fangz raven. We don't want people living on a technicality.

  • @liaminator4950
    @liaminator4950 3 года назад +6561

    I love how the author spells ebonys name like 20 different ways but somehow got alzheimers right

    • @uhtred7860
      @uhtred7860 3 года назад +220

      The spelling in little rants at the end of each chapter gets worse and worse, its like the author is getting dumber and dumber :-))

    • @sebastiansantillan4988
      @sebastiansantillan4988 3 года назад +110

      @@uhtred7860 more like getting more on crack

    • @passport3763
      @passport3763 3 года назад +491

      I love how they pronounce “Enoby” like “Kenobi”

    • @Rick-ty9ky
      @Rick-ty9ky 3 года назад +41

      @@passport3763 I know right!?

    • @hsidsi
      @hsidsi 2 года назад +78

      The magic of copy and paste

  • @doctorth8771
    @doctorth8771 2 года назад +1187

    I love how in this universe there's like 15 different MCR concerts every day

    • @murphy2225
      @murphy2225 2 года назад +32

      If only 😔 /hj

    • @dopesickdog
      @dopesickdog Год назад +20

      @@murphy2225 is hj half-joking? bc that's an extremely useful tone indicator

    • @astronic9979
      @astronic9979 Год назад +9

      @@dopesickdog yep!

    • @JHyde-tv3if
      @JHyde-tv3if Год назад +10

      It is the perfect universe

    • @FuhrerHeisen
      @FuhrerHeisen Год назад +1

      I wish

  • @GussDeBlod
    @GussDeBlod 5 лет назад +5112

    "Kill him, or I shall kill him anyway" best threat ever, 10/10

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 5 лет назад +119

      Greatest ultimatum ever

    • @axeavier
      @axeavier 5 лет назад +137

      It's what most criminals do in movies so at least he's being honest.

    • @shady8045
      @shady8045 5 лет назад +79

      ikr is the perfect lose lose situation. what narrative brilliance

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 4 года назад +52

      If he can kill him, why does he need her to do it for him?! My braaaaaiiinn...

    • @zaynab-to-a
      @zaynab-to-a 4 года назад +45

      Yup. He's been threatening murder by proxy left and right: Ebony killing Draco, Ebony killing Vampire, Voldemort killing Draco, then deciding to kill all three...it's as complicated as the love triangle.

  • @wp6192
    @wp6192 5 лет назад +7594

    This fanfic should be what shown to anyone who wonders what the hell emo culture was like in the mid 2000s.

    • @necr0danc3r29
      @necr0danc3r29 5 лет назад +704

      Edgy to the point of hilarity.

    • @pokilovegachalife2806
      @pokilovegachalife2806 5 лет назад +439

      15 year olds trying to be M A T U R E

    • @demilembias2527
      @demilembias2527 5 лет назад +653

      This isn't even emo culture then. That was 15 year olds trying to be edgy. This is an 11-year-old trying to mimic 15 year olds trying to be edgy

    • @harrisonjones2938
      @harrisonjones2938 5 лет назад +401

      @@demilembias2527 I think an 11-year-old would have more consistent spelling. Pretty sure it's an extremely elaborate joke.

    • @andrerodriguez6790
      @andrerodriguez6790 5 лет назад +54

      im enjoying it a lot might as well try human blood you know for cereal

  • @kcryrine5056
    @kcryrine5056 4 года назад +4211

    Ok but "YOU'RE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS" is another underrated line

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 3 года назад +112

      He must retry or the Bark Lord will kill his students. And yes Cornelius Fudge who's called Cornelio Fuck in My Immortal calls Voldemort The Bark Lord. So Voldemort is apparently some freakish human dog hybrid now.

    • @theomnissiah-9120
      @theomnissiah-9120 3 года назад +17

      Xehanort10 he could also be a Druid

    • @personwhoishereiguess3814
      @personwhoishereiguess3814 3 года назад +35

      It also leads up to the amazing reveal that Enony is the only one who can defeat Volsemort

    • @squirrelcoom
      @squirrelcoom 3 года назад +71

      It's funnier when you remember one of Egogy's names is Dementia
      The caretaker wrote My immortal confirmed

    • @matityaloran9157
      @matityaloran9157 2 года назад +10

      And the fact that the word it spells correctly is Alzheimer’s

  • @Grim_October
    @Grim_October 4 года назад +3482

    The best part is how “Mr. Noris” asked if there was anybody under the cloak. Implying that the cloak wasn’t invisible. 😂

    • @Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan
      @Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan 3 года назад +316

      Well they DID SAY it was black...

    • @jynxed66six54
      @jynxed66six54 3 года назад +322

      why would it be invisible? its a black invincibility coke

    • @mesotolioma5089
      @mesotolioma5089 3 года назад +81

      That's a Dora the Explorer moment

    • @yusha1059
      @yusha1059 3 года назад +24

      @@jynxed66six54 Umm ye sniff that black invisible coke

    • @colllinlo-4652
      @colllinlo-4652 2 года назад +32

      I was actually crying laughing at how funny that line was 😭

  • @ratska96
    @ratska96 5 лет назад +7768

    For real tho, "dog-father" instead of god-father for sirius black is legitimately a stroke of genius

    • @aptspire
      @aptspire 5 лет назад +635

      Definitely the least terrible thing in this whole odyssey.

    • @ghsjshagusbshshshhhs8614
      @ghsjshagusbshshshhhs8614 5 лет назад +192

      Probs just spelled it wrong

    • @NatLaS
      @NatLaS 5 лет назад +301

      It’s been used in fan fictions for long time now, don’t go thinking the author has any kind of merit in that

    • @im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username
      @im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username 5 лет назад +14

      thanks spooky ougi

    • @Sentay0
      @Sentay0 5 лет назад +110

      I'm pretty sure it was just a stroke

  • @eldaxeruskalocraw4213
    @eldaxeruskalocraw4213 5 лет назад +9287

    I love how Voldemort is supposed to be a wizard but he only uses guns and knifes

    • @MRB2580
      @MRB2580 4 года назад +340

      Absolute Gold.

    • @lucasfreitas3701
      @lucasfreitas3701 4 года назад +211

      Avatar school of wizardry

    • @vanillascotch6181
      @vanillascotch6181 4 года назад +104

      Pew pew bang bang

    • @un-capital3666
      @un-capital3666 4 года назад +37

      It's like a Pamtri version of Harry Potter.

    • @akronred648
      @akronred648 4 года назад +229

      It's not a gun, it's a fully automatic death spell.

  • @UserNotFound-mw4hp
    @UserNotFound-mw4hp 3 года назад +770

    "I'll be on vacation in transylvania ..."
    Translation: I have a sleep over at ravens house

    • @StCerberusEngel
      @StCerberusEngel 3 года назад +64

      Translation translation: I'm a sad, attention-hungry loser who can't use spell check, has to make up friends, and doesn't realize Dracula (any version until 2020) was filmed on a set and not in a real fucking castle. This really is a time-capsule of the early 2000s goth wannabes, and I love it for that.

    •  2 года назад

      @@StCerberusEngel Basically Jk rowling.
      Of course she wrote it.

    • @dreamofyouandi
      @dreamofyouandi 2 года назад +31

      @@StCerberusEngel take it easy it’s just a fanfic

    • @StCerberusEngel
      @StCerberusEngel 2 года назад +13

      @@dreamofyouandi It's also more than likely a troll-fic. I wasn't actually talking about the author here, but the author character on display. Honestly reminds me of people I knew personally back when. Good people, but they were full of shit.

    • @Haiylin
      @Haiylin 2 года назад +12

      As someone from Transylvania, I never felt more represented

  • @sarko5989
    @sarko5989 3 года назад +2010

    Literally anyone: breathes
    Endbonie: i was so angry I began to cry tears of blood and slit my wrists while listening to mcr

    • @dystopiandreamscaping
      @dystopiandreamscaping 3 года назад +126

      “endbonie” fuckin killed me

    • @joshuawright4198
      @joshuawright4198 2 года назад +91

      Then went to wear wear black eye shadow ripped jeans and a killer studded belt

    • @drsmooth8058
      @drsmooth8058 2 года назад +32

      It's spelled eboner

    • @Itri_Vega
      @Itri_Vega 2 года назад +21

      [I GASPED]

    • @tombingus3984
      @tombingus3984 2 года назад +24

      While moshing in my room all night

  • @silicasandwhich7499
    @silicasandwhich7499 4 года назад +10285

    I love how these characters are simultaneously suicidal and constantly begging for their life.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 года назад +533

      Can't make up their minds.

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 4 года назад +691

      Why are you running? Why are you running?

    • @sickomode2761
      @sickomode2761 4 года назад +72

      sillica sandwhich it’s because their so in love

    • @koatam
      @koatam 4 года назад +423

      They aren't suicidal, they are looking for attention. I feel that the author is projecting.

    • @poopfart7096
      @poopfart7096 4 года назад +19

      I guess they don’t want to be killed by evil

  • @PileOfStones
    @PileOfStones 4 года назад +4465

    You gotta admit Volseymort is very talented given that he performed at a concert without accidentally using his signature ye olde English. No wonder nobody saw it coming.

    • @bimbunnny
      @bimbunnny 4 года назад +398

      I also love the implication that Draco got a boner looking at Voldemort

    • @TheBenderr
      @TheBenderr 3 года назад +66

      Underrated comment... I was crying reading this!

    • @kailiburns366
      @kailiburns366 3 года назад +347

      @@bimbunnny Don't forget that Ebony even he said he looked sexier than he does in the pictures. So Voldemort made himself better looking than the actual singer :p

    • @squirrelcoom
      @squirrelcoom 3 года назад +44

      @@bimbunnny thanks now I can't get that out of my mind

    • @fabiomora6491
      @fabiomora6491 2 года назад +7

      @@bimbunnny you are the hero of this story

  • @nerolemon
    @nerolemon 3 года назад +2012

    imagine what this story would be like without raven

    • @KenMabie
      @KenMabie 3 года назад +203

      But the authors name is Ebony Dak'ness Dementia RAVEN way...
      She's thanking herself

    • @Emu19
      @Emu19 3 года назад +230

      @@KenMabie She probably promised to name the main character after Raven in exchange for Raven's help

    • @KenMabie
      @KenMabie 3 года назад +29

      @@Emu19 Raven doesnt exist dummy its the author pretending to have friends .. most likely she has MPD and thinks her other personality is a real person

    • @starchilde8698
      @starchilde8698 3 года назад +72

      @@KenMabie The author's name is Tara, not E.D.D.R.W.

    • @KenMabie
      @KenMabie 3 года назад +19

      @@starchilde8698 WRONG ! the author is unknown and we can only go by what "she" calls "herself" in the writing with is the insane nutjob name "she" gave "herself"

  • @sweaterstripes6295
    @sweaterstripes6295 3 года назад +881

    i like how voldemort has a legitimate chance to kill vampire several times but he’s like “enoby you gotta do it”

    • @purple_love412
      @purple_love412 2 года назад +50

      Jk Rowling could never come up with this type of Voldemort

    • @cryptid_cactus
      @cryptid_cactus 9 месяцев назад +1

      *Volsemort

    • @heatherwilliams3563
      @heatherwilliams3563 9 месяцев назад +5

      Also that instead of using magic he wants to give her a gun to shoot him with lol and Voldemort also gets out a knife to kill ebony and draco

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    @grayrook2406 5 лет назад +6125

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      @juustis9779 5 лет назад +397

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    • @SquiddoSquid
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    • @grayrook2406
      @grayrook2406 5 лет назад +4

      Squiddo SquidHead lol I forgot about that.

    • @SovietMarmalade
      @SovietMarmalade 5 лет назад +1

      Juus tis i

    • @Galphor
      @Galphor 5 лет назад +9

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  • @jacobthedummy7666
    @jacobthedummy7666 5 лет назад +4163

    Her eternal T -Pose really speaks to me

    • @AlexYorim
      @AlexYorim 5 лет назад +248

      J4YD33 Gaming
      Her *immortal* T-Pose, you mean.

    • @NeNukee
      @NeNukee 5 лет назад +84

      Alex Yorim shut up you prep

    • @rebekanickell8451
      @rebekanickell8451 4 года назад +5

      @@buuny2233 immortal*

    • @TheMadTurtle
      @TheMadTurtle 4 года назад +1

      BREAK THE WALLS DEEEEEOOOWN

    • @user-fm1rg4iy6r
      @user-fm1rg4iy6r 4 года назад +27

      She's asserting dominance over stupit effing prepz!!11! xddd

  • @3cstasy7410
    @3cstasy7410 3 года назад +341

    "I think he's having a midlife crisis" is truly one of the most underrated lines here because it suggests that Dumbledore lives for over 200 years.

    • @cloud8521
      @cloud8521 Год назад +9

      or he is 50, but looks really old

  • @peterstoric6560
    @peterstoric6560 3 года назад +839

    Did the author seriously call someone a “prep” for crying when literally every main character randomly cries.
    Also “Vampire jumps on Draco (Not in that way you pervs)” says the person who created characters that randomly have sex nearly throughout an entire story

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 3 года назад +122

      She has characters jump on each other in a sexual way and in the few times it's not sexual she accuses the readers of being perverts for assuming it is.

    • @joot9184
      @joot9184 2 года назад +18

      You do know this entire story is a shitpost right?

    • @srehh5529
      @srehh5529 2 года назад +20

      Did the author “seriously”-
      What makes you think it was serious? The whole thing looks like a parody fic of emo stereotypes slapped onto the Harry Potter universe lmao

    • @SuperFanboy101
      @SuperFanboy101 2 года назад +12

      Only goths are allowed to cry while preps are barely allowed to breathe, as far as that crazy author's concerned.

    • @tfw8738
      @tfw8738 Год назад +1

      if you actually put thought into a work of satire, you are missing the entire joke lmfao

  • @carolina6214
    @carolina6214 5 лет назад +5401

    bold of you to assume that snape is a top

    • @alexgarner9162
      @alexgarner9162 5 лет назад +173

      Did you not watch harry potter?

    • @stormyalice
      @stormyalice 5 лет назад +148

      This is a very underrated comment.

    • @sw3602
      @sw3602 5 лет назад +228

      not something I ever thought I would read

    • @denizmetint.462
      @denizmetint.462 5 лет назад +50

      Crawling in my skin

    • @flagflow1232
      @flagflow1232 4 года назад +96

      Snap*

  • @SwoggersLOL
    @SwoggersLOL 4 года назад +2172

    "I slit my wrists while I moshed to MRC in my bedroom all night, feeling EXCITED" AS ONE WOULD DO

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 года назад +159

      I'm just imagining her dancing around with blood gushing from her wrists.

    • @winterwolf6910
      @winterwolf6910 4 года назад +123

      Oh you know just gotta get the blood flowing ya know?

    • @pigeoncat3786
      @pigeoncat3786 3 года назад +82

      just girly things

    • @mutestingray
      @mutestingray 3 года назад +16

      Mon Romance Chimique

    • @bigscrub2329
      @bigscrub2329 3 года назад +7

      I read this as I reached that part of the vid

  • @heymemesaregreat551
    @heymemesaregreat551 3 года назад +649

    “You’re too old and your Alzheimer’s is dangerous” is actually a good line

    • @cameronfielder4955
      @cameronfielder4955 3 года назад +77

      Some of these lines are too good for this to be real.. and the absolute insanity of it all. Dobby watching snape and lupin bang in the hall had me rolling

    • @Sara-xf7ls
      @Sara-xf7ls 2 года назад +16

      I think it just goes to show that the more you work at something the better you get. There's a lot of trash here, but a lot of hidden nuggets of gold that come packaged as fantastic one-liners.

    • @archbishopofthecrusades9579
      @archbishopofthecrusades9579 2 месяца назад

      ​@@cameronfielder4955and then just never being mentioned again is the cherry on tip

  • @musicaman8683
    @musicaman8683 2 года назад +151

    It’s very ironic for Ebony to get mad thinking Draco was cheating on her when she cheated on him with Vampire multiple times.

    • @anonymoususer9197
      @anonymoususer9197 2 года назад +30

      I also love how in part one she gets the revelation that draco was with vampire before draco dated her as if he didn't tell her that before and frames it as a big brain moment

    • @Fall_Bondler
      @Fall_Bondler 2 года назад +4

      Is that irony?

    • @archbishopofthecrusades9579
      @archbishopofthecrusades9579 2 месяца назад

      ​@anonymoususer9197 It's basically a extreme parody of modern writing, hypocritical characters put on a pedestal as beacons of morality. Way ahead of its time.

  • @RealClassixX
    @RealClassixX 4 года назад +5139

    I love the idea of Voldemorts only crime being running around and calling people moronic idiots.

    • @SoushiBN
      @SoushiBN 3 года назад +283

      He killed B'loody Mary's mother remember?

    • @RealClassixX
      @RealClassixX 3 года назад +217

      @Dou Rikeit Implying that murder is a crime in this universe? Lol, nice one.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 3 года назад +109

      And shouting it angstily at that.

    • @kerwynpk
      @kerwynpk 3 года назад +125

      Distributing Illegal firearms as well

    • @liaminator4950
      @liaminator4950 3 года назад +64

      Crimes: being mean :(

  • @Eiko...
    @Eiko... 5 лет назад +5663

    "Black invisibility cloak" has got to be the most underrated thing in this story.

    • @wrath7756
      @wrath7756 4 года назад +469

      *invincibly coke

    • @Splicer011
      @Splicer011 4 года назад +56

      That stuck with me the most

    • @ChillavaKirby
      @ChillavaKirby 4 года назад +32

      Omfg I didn't even notice this 😂😂

    • @TheDJBrojo
      @TheDJBrojo 4 года назад +85

      gentlemen, i have come to say the N word

    • @thejezuit4048
      @thejezuit4048 4 года назад +38

      @@TheDJBrojo about time

  • @bartholomewjenkins164
    @bartholomewjenkins164 4 года назад +500

    “His black invincibility coke” really got to me, and I don’t know how to write a normal comment now because my brain is filled with this nonsense I’ve been watching for the past half an hour

    • @mutestingray
      @mutestingray 3 года назад +8

      When they said Coke Zero they meant it

  • @lynnclaywood4043
    @lynnclaywood4043 3 года назад +234

    HONESTLY MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT THIS IS THE CENSOR TEXT
    "No I'm not you *Disloyal Hussy* !" he shouted angrily.

    • @birdy6049
      @birdy6049 2 года назад +26

      "So you can *subway eat fresh* ?"

    • @user-is7xs1mr9y
      @user-is7xs1mr9y 2 года назад +5

      @@birdy6049 That one's my favorite.

  • @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
    @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 5 лет назад +6488

    HOW DID THEY SPELL ALZHEIMERS RIGHT BUT NOTHING ELSE

    • @dillonparker6624
      @dillonparker6624 5 лет назад +220

      Because it wasn't real

    • @U6kCtBuN
      @U6kCtBuN 5 лет назад +667

      gave up trying and just fucking copy pasted it

    • @ObossRocks
      @ObossRocks 5 лет назад +59

      Dillon Parker shut up

    • @lone569
      @lone569 5 лет назад +35

      @@dillonparker6624
      Stfu

    • @wareforcoin5780
      @wareforcoin5780 5 лет назад +185

      @@dillonparker6624 It was real to me.

  • @sansfromplaystation
    @sansfromplaystation 5 лет назад +3895

    Every time that royalty-free music kicks in, I lose a little bit more of myself to the void.

  • @eastia7518
    @eastia7518 2 года назад +316

    Are we just gonna ignore the fact that she referred to Voldemort as "Darth Valer" at 15:08

    • @seiros575
      @seiros575 Год назад +18

      Exactly, this needs more attention

  • @helpimarock66
    @helpimarock66 2 года назад +119

    The idea of Dumbledore wearing an Avril Lavigne cloak is so unabashedly hilarious that even just imagining it releases so much dopamine in my brain.

  • @SorrowTV
    @SorrowTV 5 лет назад +3647

    #broomstuff

    • @tackleberry1847
      @tackleberry1847 5 лет назад +79

      My SorrowTV x Internet Historian fanfic is being worked on, any recommendations?
      Whats your favorite sex position for said fanfic?

    • @thatoneguy2169
      @thatoneguy2169 5 лет назад +22

      *Oof*

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 5 лет назад +21

      Will NordVPN protect me from Prepz and pozers?

    • @KP-gu6fc
      @KP-gu6fc 5 лет назад

      Noah Garraoui what the fuck

    • @gulmaraz5931
      @gulmaraz5931 5 лет назад +10

      She ate her gothic Cheerios and drank her gothic orange juice in a gothic way after crying for the 978th time and slitting her wrists for the 42nd time.

  • @Kirbychu1
    @Kirbychu1 5 лет назад +4339

    It's nice to see that Voldemort is polite enough to use Vampire's new chosen name.

    • @emiledlund9559
      @emiledlund9559 4 года назад +583

      minty Using peoples preferred pronoun is a trait shared by all respectable dark lords

    • @Confucius_76
      @Confucius_76 4 года назад +125

      He still opposes being forced to do it by the government tho

    • @iug5672
      @iug5672 4 года назад +313

      I mean he went through something similar when changing his name from "Tom" to "Lord".
      It's the least he can do.

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 4 года назад +81

      @@iug5672 as voldemort is half muggle and grew up in a muggle orphanage , and by the time he rised to power the first time i think star wars was already out, i have the theory that he was a star wars fan and picked his evil artistic name based on the name structure of the lord siths. because lord voldemort, sounds a lot like a oc lord sith name.

    • @isaiasovelar4434
      @isaiasovelar4434 4 года назад +16

      @@nessyness5447 lord siths weren't around when the original star wars came out, those were introduced in the prequel

  • @SnipeMD
    @SnipeMD 2 года назад +185

    I like to think that without Raven's help, these chapters would be _significantly_ worse.

    • @archbishopofthecrusades9579
      @archbishopofthecrusades9579 2 месяца назад

      Our brains would dissolve like we just learned the secrets of the universe trying to read it

  • @EmilySantos-kt6fy
    @EmilySantos-kt6fy 3 года назад +243

    “Dogfather”... I mean you’re not wrong

  • @KenMabie
    @KenMabie 4 года назад +3441

    "borrow condoms"
    uumm .. wait so she would get them back after he was done?

    • @FBI-real
      @FBI-real 4 года назад +461

      Just turn it inside out or wash it out

    • @MukuonChannel
      @MukuonChannel 4 года назад +240

      @@FBI-real What the fuck

    • @FBI-real
      @FBI-real 4 года назад +152

      The C.I.A. sorry bro but it’s useful.

    • @therealrishon3227
      @therealrishon3227 4 года назад +82

      No he was simply asking to borrow condemns

    • @adumbooctopus1115
      @adumbooctopus1115 4 года назад +4

      666th like on this comment lol

  • @AndrewGiles688
    @AndrewGiles688 4 года назад +3263

    I like how, in this universe, Filch is the cat.

  • @IceFire9yt
    @IceFire9yt 2 года назад +110

    That moment when you cheat on a guy and he's about to commit suicide because of it and as you're trying to stop him the guy you cheated with starts crying and you get turned on.

  • @ruyfire6913
    @ruyfire6913 2 года назад +95

    "Kill him or I shall kill him anyway!"
    *Ah yes,the negotiator*

  • @DarknessPrevails
    @DarknessPrevails 5 лет назад +4204

    I was assured that this story was written by a troll when they referred to Sirius Black as "dogfather".
    *Well done*

    • @gulmaraz5931
      @gulmaraz5931 5 лет назад +58

      0:52 I thought he said you marauding idiots.

    • @charliexoxox
      @charliexoxox 5 лет назад +225

      If you say God u r a prep

    • @SkeeterWHAT
      @SkeeterWHAT 5 лет назад +117

      I actually got a good fucking laugh from that honestly

    • @marlonyo
      @marlonyo 5 лет назад +81

      yeah i am staring to thonk thatt thiz m1gt nt be completetlitly serilius

    • @ColasTeam
      @ColasTeam 5 лет назад +55

      It's pretty hard to keep the act up if you extend yourself so much, but it's a good laugh anyway.

  • @knightbotthe2nd362
    @knightbotthe2nd362 4 года назад +2222

    Some of the greatest writers were not appreciated in their time.

    • @arandomzoomer4837
      @arandomzoomer4837 3 года назад +33

      Oh no. The future must be VERY retarded then.

    • @arandomzoomer4837
      @arandomzoomer4837 3 года назад +9

      @nymersic Not a big surprise honestly.

    • @wragokumbaya
      @wragokumbaya 3 года назад +4

      @@arandomzoomer4837 it's not enough....
      *we need more P O W E R*

    • @newschwarz
      @newschwarz 3 года назад +1

      @@arandomzoomer4837 hopefully

  • @GemKnightRuby
    @GemKnightRuby 3 года назад +657

    Drinking game for this entire series.
    Take a sip for each of these.
    -Poser or Prep is mentioned.
    -Ebony is mispelled.
    -Someone cries.
    -Suicide is mentioned.
    -Blood is mentioned.
    -Clothing is mentioned.
    -Make Up is mentioned.
    Do not ever attempt this with shots, I will not accept the responsibility for your death or alcohol poisoning.
    Please drink responsibly.

    • @funkydude8196
      @funkydude8196 3 года назад +88

      do this with water
      stay hydrated

    • @StCerberusEngel
      @StCerberusEngel 3 года назад +24

      So it's a game for actual suicidal people?

    • @isky6541
      @isky6541 2 года назад +35

      @@funkydude8196 unfortunatly even overconsumption of water can kill

    • @witnessfox3509
      @witnessfox3509 2 года назад +12

      I'm gonna give it a go. Will post updates.

    • @isky6541
      @isky6541 2 года назад +12

      @@witnessfox3509 sure, just please tell any family you have to not press charges if you die!

  • @jasonhenry8067
    @jasonhenry8067 2 года назад +38

    “…and Dobby was watching!”
    That’s it, I’m done, you win.

  • @yourbiggestfan395
    @yourbiggestfan395 5 лет назад +1320

    Everyone is always mad or sad about something in this story. They're running away or having intercourse, shooting one another or stabbing one another. Never a chill moment XD

    • @pinkcripps2749
      @pinkcripps2749 4 года назад +106

      Chill moments r 4 prepz!1

    • @felyxyz
      @felyxyz 4 года назад +89

      and for some reason somebody is always slitting their wrists

    • @OttoVonGarfield
      @OttoVonGarfield 4 года назад +29

      Its pulse pounding action 24/7!

    • @awildwilliamappeared
      @awildwilliamappeared 4 года назад +49

      Kenderick B. I love how whenever they have sex, it’s okay but when the “preps” do they’re “sluts” 😂

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 4 года назад +19

      @@awildwilliamappeared are we sure they are having sex? they don't seem to really know how it works...

  • @baguettegott3409
    @baguettegott3409 4 года назад +1016

    One of my favorite moments was when she had to defend herself from Lupin and Snape chasing after her, and she had a wand, so she did the obvious thing: throw the wand so they would trip over it. It's genius.

    • @matityaloran9157
      @matityaloran9157 2 года назад +87

      I thought she threw her wound

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 2 года назад +76

      @@matityaloran9157 Which makes me imagine her ripping an injured arm off and throwing it at them.

    • @matityaloran9157
      @matityaloran9157 2 года назад +30

      @Xehanort10, in Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash, Harry realizes that Voldemort is behind him so he tears his own eyes out of his head. And considering that that’s from a story which makes more sense than this one, why not

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 2 года назад +27

      @@matityaloran9157 Best part is that before Harry does it we get the line "He felt a great overreaction." And reacting to your worst enemy's appearance by gouging your eyes out is certainly that.

    • @matityaloran9157
      @matityaloran9157 2 года назад +4

      @Xehanort10, and in response Voldemort raises an eyebrow at Harry “who could not see anything for the moment” though you have to wonder, what happened to his glasses while he did that?

  • @Bergensape
    @Bergensape 3 года назад +155

    "I am not an homophone" I shooted angrily

    • @DrowzyDruid
      @DrowzyDruid Год назад +2

      This may not have the most comments, and I may be 2+yrs too late - but we'll blue-dy played m8 - I didn't even notice that hahhaa

  • @friendlyneighborhoodplagueDR
    @friendlyneighborhoodplagueDR Год назад +31

    I love how the author considers Snape a prep when he's like the most goth guy at Hogwarts

    • @blondebimbowannabe
      @blondebimbowannabe 10 месяцев назад +15

      And Draco is the preppiest guy in the entire franchise but he's the epitome of Gothic-ness in the fic

  • @Aboveup
    @Aboveup 5 лет назад +2891

    We are now two episodes in and I am even more lost than last time.

    • @bumfricker2487
      @bumfricker2487 5 лет назад +120

      *snape*
      Yep, this one's definitely going in My Chemical Romance compilation

    • @MrCompassionate01
      @MrCompassionate01 5 лет назад +138

      The plot is actually quite simple
      Hogwarts has been transformed by My Chemical Romance and Lincoln Park into a goth convention where the author's self insert gets to date two sexy emo boys. Everything else is improvised chaotic nonsense that only makes sense in the mind of the dumb attention seeking teenage girl who wrote it so you needn't bother.

    • @riftdancer1349
      @riftdancer1349 5 лет назад +54

      I had my friend and her husband watch these. They're broken now.

    • @PatPatych
      @PatPatych 5 лет назад +19

      Fucking poser.

    • @riftdancer1349
      @riftdancer1349 5 лет назад

      lol

  • @wedrownysowianin9387
    @wedrownysowianin9387 5 лет назад +3031

    I feel like I lost 30 IQ points watching this.

    • @clamstain
      @clamstain 5 лет назад +170

      one of the particular ways in which this has broken my brain is that, every 25th time or so when she accidentally spells "Ebony" correctly, it still looks wrong

    • @krukblood-axe3649
      @krukblood-axe3649 5 лет назад +103

      Me too... I'll need to rewatch Richard and Mortimer after this, to bring my IQ back to 300. I fear that at a mere 270, I may no longer fully comprehend Richard and Mortimer's genius, so I might have to watch it twice.

    • @svtkzeppelin814
      @svtkzeppelin814 5 лет назад +20

      Imagine what it is for them to read it

    • @tshapedl
      @tshapedl 5 лет назад +5

      *gained

    • @illusiongalaxy5112
      @illusiongalaxy5112 5 лет назад +15

      I didn't just lose 30, I lost ALL of my IQ points

  • @BrowningThirty
    @BrowningThirty Год назад +27

    14:55 "Britney, that fucking prep, started to cry" because it's not like the protagonist hasn't spent half this fucking story crying herself.

  • @floralynn5527
    @floralynn5527 3 года назад +151

    Not gonna lie we need an actual good budged movie out of this.

    • @yourlocalcoolperson9084
      @yourlocalcoolperson9084 3 года назад +8

      Still a better lovestory than Twilight

    • @funkydude8196
      @funkydude8196 3 года назад +12

      i’m so tempted to get me and my friends to act this out

    • @darthmader057mmm6
      @darthmader057mmm6 Год назад +3

      @@funkydude8196 any update?

    • @juliaturk7054
      @juliaturk7054 5 месяцев назад +1

      I was just talking to my husband about how if we were multi-billionaires, we would *need* to do this!
      I wouldn't want to do it poorly, either. I would actually make sure the acting, cinematography, music, set pieces and costumes were great. Heck, I'd try to get the actual Harry Potter actors in it to play their respective roles, as well as the bands that make a physical appearance in it.
      However, the dialogue and action *NEED* to stay the same. It would be ruined otherwise.

  • @kittysrock16
    @kittysrock16 5 лет назад +2452

    The best part is when you can tell the narrators are about to lose it but they have to hold it together

    • @Ravendawn-oi4yq
      @Ravendawn-oi4yq 4 года назад +41

      kittysrock16 I think this how the narrator should be the whole story to be honest

    • @awildwilliamappeared
      @awildwilliamappeared 4 года назад +37

      kittysrock16 right? I was half asleep last night listening to this, and heard one of the guys reading and he started cracking up and I fucking lost it lmao

    • @oncalledtobster3493
      @oncalledtobster3493 3 года назад +13

      Chapter 23:uuuhhhhhh

    • @pixelbucket8884
      @pixelbucket8884 3 года назад +12

      That is one of SorrowTV's greatest selling points.

  • @miumiumola
    @miumiumola 4 года назад +2004

    I'm convinced that the author is using this fic as a wishlist for their favourite emo fashion items

    • @seafoamangel
      @seafoamangel Год назад +54

      and she was so real for that

    • @TheTaxburden
      @TheTaxburden Год назад +67

      Who doesn't want a black lace broom with red broom stuff on the end?

  • @tomsnotcalm8861
    @tomsnotcalm8861 2 года назад +85

    This feels like one of those captain’s logs you find in a video game where the captain slowly goes insane over the course of a few months.

  • @jackshadowbrowse
    @jackshadowbrowse 4 года назад +146

    The only word spelled right more than 80 percent of the time is draco

  • @ChimpsR4
    @ChimpsR4 5 лет назад +1296

    “I had a vision of something that was happening now!”
    So... you looked at something?

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 5 лет назад +41

      This is like when Freakazoid runs and makes plane noises and says he flys

    • @tgreaux5027
      @tgreaux5027 4 года назад +1

      What if it’s not in visual range?

    • @aaronlippincott7385
      @aaronlippincott7385 4 года назад +11

      she had a vision in her mind of something that was happening presently but not necessarily in front of her
      fangs 2 raven 5 da help n stuf

  • @BadGoof
    @BadGoof 4 года назад +1155

    92% of the conversations are said angrily. Truly goff.

    • @hotto-dogu5829
      @hotto-dogu5829 3 года назад +3

      Second life probably

    • @pigeoncat3786
      @pigeoncat3786 3 года назад +22

      Is there ever a moment when ebony isn't screaming/crying

    • @ctl9139
      @ctl9139 9 месяцев назад

      @@pigeoncat3786who is ebony? The protagonist is eboby you prep!!1!!111!!!!1!1!

  • @kne5829
    @kne5829 3 года назад +90

    "Death Dealers" sounds cooler than Death Eaters honestly

  • @A_Hey
    @A_Hey 3 года назад +105

    Literally forgot that her name was actually Ebony and not Enoby. Losing my mind.

  • @beefykeith48
    @beefykeith48 5 лет назад +1531

    ...enoby... ebony... eboby.... enony....

    • @cjv8522
      @cjv8522 4 года назад +217

      Prince Yocker
      Stop fleming u prep

    • @lastfullast8819
      @lastfullast8819 4 года назад +151

      Remembering author's note: "ebony's name is enoby not mary su ok!!!")))

    • @mysterysunfurled
      @mysterysunfurled 4 года назад +6

      tara

    • @akronred648
      @akronred648 4 года назад +38

      I checked out the Wikipedia page for this. They have a list of all the various spellings of... ebony's... enoby's... eboy's... (ah, fuck it) *her* name.

    • @lainhikaru5657
      @lainhikaru5657 4 года назад +21

      It sounds like a dark spell used to turn your clothes all black and make you wear fishnets.

  • @ehlins
    @ehlins 4 года назад +1913

    "disloyal hussy"
    "ran away suicidally"
    😂😂😭😭😭😭

    • @emptyaccount9821
      @emptyaccount9821 4 года назад +92

      Quotes from Othello or My Immortal? You decide

    • @evec5007
      @evec5007 4 года назад +37

      'Gong away'

    • @salemsweets9644
      @salemsweets9644 3 года назад +48

      "I said gothically"

    • @Snyperwolf91
      @Snyperwolf91 3 года назад +53

      "Ran away suicidally"
      Thats some depressing athletics.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 3 года назад +17

      @Sassy The Sasquatch Then there's the part where "Snap" is ejaculating menacingly.

  • @seanmurphy7845
    @seanmurphy7845 3 года назад +39

    Ebony is mad because she illogically believes that Draco will cheat on her with Harry while the author brushes the fact that Ebony blatantly cheats on Draco with Harry herself.

  • @urbicide_if
    @urbicide_if 3 года назад +54

    I kinda want to see a fic written from the perspective of a normal student during this story

    • @Tretij_rebenok
      @Tretij_rebenok Год назад

      Fuckin prepz

    • @user-zm9ox3de3l
      @user-zm9ox3de3l Год назад +24

      Hi my name is Jane Elizabeth and I attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I’m just your average witch from the UK except my school always has MCR and Good Charlotte concerts, students are goth and slit their wrists, the professors are useless, and Voldemort speaks in Olde English.

    • @Swift_LN
      @Swift_LN Год назад +4

      They wer goffik and supr sexxi and kioled darth valdor with therr gunzz
      thonks 2 Sunny 4 da help

  • @ordinary_
    @ordinary_ 4 года назад +3106

    chillin out maxin, relaxin all cool
    *"Slittin my wrists outside da school"*

    • @lleem2656
      @lleem2656 4 года назад +199

      Just goffiks doin' what goffiks do!

    • @VertSecretStash
      @VertSecretStash 4 года назад +274

      When a couple of preps, who were up to no good, started posing in ma neighborhood

    • @gibhib
      @gibhib 4 года назад +184

      @@VertSecretStash I sung a bit of MCR and tge preps got scarred,
      I sad "your moving with ur fucking prep frends to Bel-Air"!

    • @musict4379
      @musict4379 4 года назад +14

      @@gibhib thankyou

    • @gibhib
      @gibhib 4 года назад +105

      @Tesseract I gave them a hiss and then I gave them a ticket
      I put my ebony black dress with blood red lipstick, black fishnets, black mcr high heels and emo makeup on and said, "you preps can go kick it"!

  • @holly1025
    @holly1025 5 лет назад +340

    *I slit my wrists as I moshed 2 MCR in my bedroom*
    This made me cry emotional (blood) tears. So much detail being made to show this character's development.

    • @fanfictionwriter4707
      @fanfictionwriter4707 5 лет назад +4

      angus jordan
      OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBYYYYY THAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTSSSSSS A TRRRRRIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPLLLLLLEEEEER

    • @acupofcoffee7883
      @acupofcoffee7883 5 лет назад +3

      10/10 character development! *Wheezing Intensifies*

  • @agenthurricane4839
    @agenthurricane4839 3 года назад +39

    “FILCH IS DER ANY1 UNDER DA CLOAK” oh my god this is incredible

  • @steamedhamlet
    @steamedhamlet Год назад +40

    The author calling Sirius a "dogfather" is just too good

  • @huntertaylor367
    @huntertaylor367 5 лет назад +1271

    "Shooting angrily"... man there is a lot of gun violence at Hogwarts.

    • @invaderHUNK
      @invaderHUNK 4 года назад +120

      Well it is a school

    • @LilDemonkulous
      @LilDemonkulous 4 года назад +19

      I took that more as shooting in a different way

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 года назад +46

      Everybody in the My Immortal Hogwarts is really horny too because everybody's either cumming or being told to cum.

    • @yosefyonin6824
      @yosefyonin6824 4 года назад +19

      Hogwarts is actually in america

    • @seanlynch2579
      @seanlynch2579 4 года назад +13

      huntertaylor367 gun culture and constant suicide while listening to sweet music has ties to white supremacy! This is trumps hogwarts 😡😡😡😡😡

  • @littlebunnyfoofoo209
    @littlebunnyfoofoo209 5 лет назад +2280

    The author is prepist

    • @bobjenkins942
      @bobjenkins942 5 лет назад +91

      that's preposterous

    • @helix8108
      @helix8108 5 лет назад +65

      I'm not sure we are prepared to discuss this topic.

    • @monomies441
      @monomies441 5 лет назад +36

      Do not let your doubts preponderate confidence in decision making.

    • @frosty925
      @frosty925 5 лет назад +14

      F**kin preps

    • @TheFaithb420
      @TheFaithb420 5 лет назад +11

      and quite possibly dyxlexsic.

  • @Someone_adachi
    @Someone_adachi 2 года назад +19

    13:15 I have two sides: "Dumbledore said calmly."
    "Dumbledore said angrily."

  • @sirquaffler542
    @sirquaffler542 3 года назад +41

    "They both shooted angrily".
    I refuse to believe that's a typo, that's too deliberate.

  • @napdragon2499
    @napdragon2499 5 лет назад +601

    Apparently the cat is Filth and the janitor is Mr. Norris lmfao I love this

    • @michaelg8593
      @michaelg8593 5 лет назад +27

      Its almost as if they really did not read the books lol

    • @tinyturtle1898
      @tinyturtle1898 5 лет назад +37

      I hoped historian would have the cat (mr norris) speak and have the flash light and filtch (the custodian) get under the cloak and meow

    • @evermeet4891
      @evermeet4891 5 лет назад +6

      Let's not forget Cornelia Fudge and Professor Rumbridge.

    • @celigalaxii
      @celigalaxii 5 лет назад +2

      Michael G They didn't. They mentioned that they only watched the movies, and as a result many errors were made.

    • @BroadwayRonMexico
      @BroadwayRonMexico 5 лет назад

      Or he's a human still, but meows

  • @krukblood-axe3649
    @krukblood-axe3649 5 лет назад +872

    I'm just gonna assume that Death Dealers are the same as regular dealers, but sell poison instead of weed.

    • @yungblood5069
      @yungblood5069 4 года назад +24

      They deal death tO YA CANDY ASS

    • @akronred648
      @akronred648 4 года назад +1

      Are you implying that weed is poison?

    • @spybird5870
      @spybird5870 4 года назад

      @Adam Beasley he cheated death

    • @charliejones3272
      @charliejones3272 4 года назад +10

      it's obvious the author meant death eaters but Death Dealers sounds a lot more intimidating

    • @lunabearsong2043
      @lunabearsong2043 4 года назад

      They're in Underworld. LOL!

  • @Redacted_Ruler
    @Redacted_Ruler 3 года назад +45

    Draco has one of the most intricate character arcs of any series

  • @MykoMethod
    @MykoMethod 8 месяцев назад +9

    I love how even the authors notes are riddled with fan fic too, like her holiday to Transylvania (Although Dracula is set in Transylvania, it has never actually been filmed there as far as i know) and theres a much higher chance she had a family holiday to Miami or somewhere else that's not at all goth... but she had to stick with the whole vampire, super goth narrative and told everyone she went to Transylvania instead. 10/10.

  • @comicconcarne
    @comicconcarne 5 лет назад +1016

    "Is he friends with Jared from Subway" is now my favorite euphemism

    • @DrCrowPHD
      @DrCrowPHD 4 года назад +17

      Eat fresh

    • @kanesugar
      @kanesugar 3 года назад +42

      "yeah? so you can *subway, eat fresh* huh?" I shouted sarkastikally

    • @KenMabie
      @KenMabie 3 года назад +18

      $5 foot long for kids 12 and under *cue royalty free music*

    • @machirim2805
      @machirim2805 Год назад +1

      what are you wearing, jared from subway

  • @kashiichan
    @kashiichan 5 лет назад +529

    13:45
    "Author's note..... uh"
    "That sums up this whole thing the best"
    I've rewatched this bit like eight times and I'm crying with laughter.

    • @m3gatyx814
      @m3gatyx814 4 года назад

      kashiichan m crying tears of blood like all those characters ALL THE TIME

  • @benzicol
    @benzicol 2 года назад +26

    14:15 "I wanna sh*t next to her!" -Draco Malfoy

  • @frownieclownie
    @frownieclownie 3 года назад +48

    Dobby being a peeping tom made me lose my shit, this story throws the most unexpected things into the plot and it's hilarious

  • @TravisBroski
    @TravisBroski 5 лет назад +512

    “Volzemort!”
    *later, like a sentence after*
    “Darth Valer said”

  • @cptwow7091
    @cptwow7091 5 лет назад +1598

    If I ever have daughter, I'm going to call her ; Ebony Enoby Enony Eboby Wan'kenobi Dark'ness Demntia Raven Way, because this award winning master peice needs to immortalised some how :P

  • @JDizzle785
    @JDizzle785 2 года назад +23

    The way she describes all her outfits has serious American Psycho vibes

    • @slaturwinters1828
      @slaturwinters1828 Год назад

      B*TCH! YOU MADE ME GASP!

    • @angelicau.4609
      @angelicau.4609 Год назад +3

      Love the comparative literature analyses we get from this fanfic 😭

  • @JoaquinMartinezKeen
    @JoaquinMartinezKeen 4 года назад +44

    I'm convinced she doesn't care about spelling the name of her own main character.

  • @LilerArt
    @LilerArt 5 лет назад +1925

    Calling them "Mr. Norris" and "Filth" is the best mix up in history or this is a truly unrecognized comedic genius... I want this whole thing to be satire so bad but like who tf would have the time to write something this consistently terrible and hilarious and never out themselves???

    • @GorFrag
      @GorFrag 5 лет назад +109

      Who tf would have the time to read it and animate a video for it?

    • @caitlinbyun6078
      @caitlinbyun6078 5 лет назад +118

      ive read just enough wattpad to say this is probably not satire, unfortunately.
      also i think the author was uncovered recently. apparently she wrote this in foster care after beign taken out of an abusive home.

    • @dinkledonker801
      @dinkledonker801 5 лет назад +115

      @@caitlinbyun6078 that makes sense. This does read like it was written by someone young with a serious depression that they're trying to manage by being overly edgy and emo, instead of in a healthy manner.

    • @James.Stark.Ben.Edition
      @James.Stark.Ben.Edition 5 лет назад +7

      @@GorFrag there's animated versions of it. You clearly haven't seen them.

    • @GorFrag
      @GorFrag 5 лет назад +9

      @@James.Stark.Ben.Edition true, I save my free time to watch quality shows, like Niel breen movies!

  • @teeseejay
    @teeseejay 5 лет назад +538

    *InternetHistorian* - Chapter 23. Authors note... *_breathes_* uhh
    *SorrowTV*- ᵃʰᵉʰ ᴴᴬᴴᴬᴴ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢᵘᵐˢ ᵘᵖ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʷʰᵒˡᵉ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵉˢᵗ
    (edit) Wowee this is exciting, the quote starts at 13:48.

    • @DavidLopez-pc7yg
      @DavidLopez-pc7yg 5 лет назад +12

      Are Jay Tee I think that was because the first word of that line was "dhut" and homo sapiens sapiens does not have the vocal chords necessary mimic the sound. Like how we can't pronounce cthulhu correctly.
      Also, how did you do the teeny text?

    • @teeseejay
      @teeseejay 5 лет назад +3

      @@DavidLopez-pc7yg lol, that's true. Minor malfunction as he tried to process that. And I just googled small text generator and clicked on the first one I saw, try it out for yourself it's cool

    • @nemernemer
      @nemernemer 5 лет назад +5

      13:49 for you lazy people.

  • @germantennesseean8438
    @germantennesseean8438 3 года назад +35

    I am no longer ashamed for my star wars republic commando fanfic I wrote when I was 14

  • @pankace3296
    @pankace3296 3 года назад +28

    Ah yes, when I get rejected by someone I too run out in a suicidal way

  • @khandapwner6805
    @khandapwner6805 5 лет назад +382

    "he walked out of the place in a suicidal way"
    he walked out through the window

  • @tatripp
    @tatripp 5 лет назад +2438

    JK Rowling is starting to write better.

    • @jebrooks
      @jebrooks 5 лет назад +108

      step flummin or shell stary ctting her rists

    • @an8790
      @an8790 5 лет назад +31

      JK Rowling on da floor lauhgning xDDdd

    • @ColasTeam
      @ColasTeam 5 лет назад +2

      based

    • @beefy74
      @beefy74 5 лет назад +53

      and it's all fangz to Raven!

    • @HappyPotat
      @HappyPotat 5 лет назад +5

      One can only hope.

  • @starryeyes5860
    @starryeyes5860 2 года назад +13

    omfg the climax of the story had me in tears. voldermort poking everyone with his broomstick really was the icing on the cake holy shit im done

  • @Banuna
    @Banuna Год назад +17

    15:00 the fact that they used the dramatic boom sound effect - not when the glass shattered or the fighting stopped - but for when she had to stop eating was honestly way too relatable. I too would be unaffected by a brawl breaking out next to me as long as I got to eat in peace.

  • @keremturker8638
    @keremturker8638 5 лет назад +426

    So wait, Voldemort and his Death Eaters band had to play and sing like MCR in order to not blow their cover AND it all hangs on the possibility that Enoby and Draco might go to that concert at the perfect time???
    Meh, makes sense to me

    • @sil80d
      @sil80d 5 лет назад +32

      No it was Voldemont

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 5 лет назад +37

      No, it was Volzemort

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 года назад +38

      And did they buy masks of the band's faces or murder them and wear their actual faces as masks?

    • @cassualtea2040
      @cassualtea2040 4 года назад +14

      @@Xehanort10 They went to the actual band's concert sometime after Volsemorts so I guess the former

    • @OttoVonGarfield
      @OttoVonGarfield 4 года назад +32

      No no no, he has a cover band that does MCR stuff a lot, called the Deathdealers. It was just a happy coincidence that Enoby was there, and he just decided, "Hey, while I'm here..."

  • @Trollpenguin
    @Trollpenguin 5 лет назад +669

    "They pulled their masks... just to reveal they had masks underneath"

    • @seanlynch2579
      @seanlynch2579 4 года назад +1

      SoulArquero now you’re getting it you racist!

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 года назад +26

      The first time it says their masks were "polled" off instead of pulled meaning they put up a poll to decide whether they unmasked or not.

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 4 года назад +5

      hatake kakashi, are you in this fic?

    • @ZielonaPastela
      @ZielonaPastela 3 года назад

      @@nessyness5447 My thoughts exactly!

    • @virgilev1754
      @virgilev1754 3 года назад

      It was... THE KAMEN RIDERS!11!

  • @mikeym1479
    @mikeym1479 Год назад +14

    I love how in the real books Draco is the ultimate prep

  • @dickcheesemcgee6978
    @dickcheesemcgee6978 3 года назад +30

    7:30 how was she able to hear draco crying in the middle of a freaking concert?🤣

  • @chrishandsomlordovcockbloc1549
    @chrishandsomlordovcockbloc1549 5 лет назад +602

    I'm gonna name my firstborn Enoby, and when they ask how they got their name I will make them watch this glorious piece of internet cancer.

    • @DjMaxi005
      @DjMaxi005 5 лет назад +67

      ChrisHandsom LordOvCockBlock calm down there satan

    • @CDG7755
      @CDG7755 5 лет назад +4

      ChrisHandsom LordOvCockBlock I'm a big fan of your work Chris.

    • @Mscp9
      @Mscp9 5 лет назад +14

      Have another kid and name them Enony

    • @vanillaseahorse4228
      @vanillaseahorse4228 5 лет назад +45

      If you have triplets then you gotta name them Ebony, Enoby, and Enony.

    • @batsyboy3663
      @batsyboy3663 5 лет назад +28

      ChrisHandsom LordOvCockBlock if they don't understand immediately they are obviously a fucking prep and you can't be friends with fucking preps

  • @chandlercarter364
    @chandlercarter364 4 года назад +874

    The fact that I’m unsure wether dumbledork was a typo or not is rather impressive

    • @zahrahkhalid6333
      @zahrahkhalid6333 3 года назад +48

      It was a common insult used unironically in fanfic in the early 2000s

    • @crocadillius6418
      @crocadillius6418 2 года назад +9

      This whole thing could be a typo. We will never know

  • @NathanTheMan
    @NathanTheMan 3 года назад +23

    The thing is that does have a similar formula to an actual TV series. The bit where Dumblydore tried to be goth sounds like a genuine episode idea.

  • @kylehilfiker917
    @kylehilfiker917 Год назад +9

    I love how every character is simultaneously suicidal, yet constantly begging NOT to be killed.