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  • The final chapter.
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  • @InternetHistorian
    @InternetHistorian  5 лет назад +8026

    Part 1/3 - ruclips.net/video/Ffh7cWRrqF4/видео.html
    Part 2/3 - ruclips.net/video/d68b659E4F4/видео.html
    dnt forget 2 leave gud revews.
    (Also please feel free to make reactions/streams.)

    • @Dingus420
      @Dingus420 5 лет назад +15

      Thanks again bro!

    • @mrduck_man
      @mrduck_man 5 лет назад +12

      Internet Historian ha ha second like
      W

    • @eNodeTG
      @eNodeTG 5 лет назад +15

      Thank you for Part 3! Coincidentally discovered this series recently, it's hilarious!

    • @GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches
      @GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches 5 лет назад +46

      I smelled happily.

    • @tomoluis_01
      @tomoluis_01 5 лет назад +10

      Internet Historian Enoby looks like a... yeah wtf. No Gud reviouwz

  • @SorrowTV
    @SorrowTV 5 лет назад +20769

    I like the part where we ate chips

    • @angryspacemarine1045
      @angryspacemarine1045 5 лет назад +674

      Then all of the sudden..... "Longdon." Yeah I liked hearing you two munching on chips with reading Bad fan fic, sounded fitting.

    • @jayzell3687
      @jayzell3687 5 лет назад +291

      It felt like a fitting voice acting practice for such quality content as "My Immortal"

    • @egg2482
      @egg2482 5 лет назад +24

      lol sorrow

    • @ihvojd
      @ihvojd 5 лет назад +60

      Sorrow TV I know it’s the greatest moment in cinematic history

    • @oneearedrabbitproductions4364
      @oneearedrabbitproductions4364 5 лет назад +55

      That was a fucking hilarious part.

  • @dav967
    @dav967 5 лет назад +6224

    the production value in this makes infinity war look like a student film

    • @papalovex4415
      @papalovex4415 5 лет назад +84

      Marvel: I have brought shame upon my family!

    • @ihavetwofaces
      @ihavetwofaces 4 года назад +90

      DazureSky agreed. If you’re looking for any examples of how seriously this guy takes his craft, just take a look at 13:42 The visual effects are so in-depth and true to the source material that the green and red buttons on any android phone are green and red pentagrams.

  • @ibladesi
    @ibladesi 3 года назад +4255

    Someone is going to end up being married to this author. And probably never know.

    • @victoriazed6679
      @victoriazed6679 3 года назад +612

      Well I heard it`d one of the theories. She was like 12 or 13 when she wrote that, back in 2006 and now she`s a grown woman with family and regular job, and she doesn`t want to be found.

    • @Mick_92
      @Mick_92 3 года назад +113

      Hot.

    • @tintim2230
      @tintim2230 3 года назад +47

      What in the actual fuck

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 3 года назад +711

      @@victoriazed6679 If she asks her partner to "French her passively" then they'll know.

    • @vfordyslexia6440
      @vfordyslexia6440 2 года назад +315

      If she gets married then she's a prep and a fkn poser. Thx raven 4 da help

  • @genericnathan2926
    @genericnathan2926 3 года назад +4417

    Since I haven’t seen any of the Harry Potter Movies or read the books, I just have to assume this is exactly how the series went.

    • @deamosath
      @deamosath 2 года назад +182

      That pretty well sums it up

    • @OuhPii
      @OuhPii 2 года назад +121

      take away the walking bottle and that's it

    • @joshlewis5065
      @joshlewis5065 2 года назад +80

      Honestly, it's pretty close

    • @rayhigh1912
      @rayhigh1912 2 года назад +14

      yes.

    • @mdragarg
      @mdragarg 2 года назад +78

      A lot fewer people slitting their wrists every time anything happened though

  • @RTGame
    @RTGame 5 лет назад +7378

    It's been 3000 years

  • @Bigshotleech
    @Bigshotleech 5 лет назад +6047

    This story had the amazing ability to go everywhere and yet nowhere at the same time

    • @buihelgason
      @buihelgason 4 года назад +165

      Yes. this is litterally the perfect describtion of this fanfic.

    • @davgg9621
      @davgg9621 3 года назад +32

      @@smetupp05 nothing wrong with a good superhero action movie

    • @uhhok7183
      @uhhok7183 3 года назад +11

      @@davgg9621 most of them are mediocre though, its to thr extent that personally i'd rather read a book rated 3/5 stars than a movie rated identically

    • @davgg9621
      @davgg9621 3 года назад +3

      @@uhhok7183 like I said nothing wrong with a good movie. Yes there is a lot, yes there is a bunch of mediocre moneygrabs but thats not my point. If your prefer reading mediocre books than watching mediocre movies thats your probelm.

    • @hatemongerofthetoxicbrood6561
      @hatemongerofthetoxicbrood6561 3 года назад +7

      @@uhhok7183 Most of movies are mediocre. Not just Superhero ones. Superhero is not a genre, not anymore

  • @Besitzerstolz
    @Besitzerstolz 3 года назад +2087

    I can't fuckin believe they didn't let Harry join in even once... Never saw someone stuck in friendzone this extreme.

  • @4u5t
    @4u5t 3 года назад +2128

    I wanted to come back to this because I've been reading A Song of Ice and Fire. Every time George R.R. Martin starts describing what a character is wearing that day in way too much detail the dress-up song starts playing in my head. Thank you.

    • @shapesnatch1341
      @shapesnatch1341 2 года назад +63

      Bro I thought I was the only one😂😂

    • @causticwit
      @causticwit 2 года назад +18

      I start hearing manwithoutabody's shrill intonations

    • @DaysieRose
      @DaysieRose 2 года назад +55

      We need a food song too for that series cuz DAMN. Enough about what they're eating, George 😭 It's been two pages

    • @firstmategiddy
      @firstmategiddy Год назад +23

      Do that but with American Psycho and it becomes a lot more lighthearted

    • @sethvoss1910
      @sethvoss1910 Год назад +16

      It honestly plays in my head any time anyone over-explains something about themselves

  • @selloutfk3143
    @selloutfk3143 3 года назад +8860

    Imagine being accepted to a school for wizards only for literally every situation to be solved with guns

    • @jaggns5774
      @jaggns5774 3 года назад +476

      anyways, i started blasting

    • @metroidaran564
      @metroidaran564 3 года назад +407

      Well, it is a school...

    • @maskimgalgo2046
      @maskimgalgo2046 3 года назад +52

      Pretty standard

    • @WabbaWay
      @WabbaWay 3 года назад +211

      Well duh, this fanfic is based on the american translation of the books.

    • @zahrahkhalid6333
      @zahrahkhalid6333 3 года назад +15

      @@metroidaran564 school shootings weren’t even a thing when my immortal was written

  • @rach3092
    @rach3092 5 лет назад +4094

    Honestly, I'm with Voldemort in this version.

    • @rach3092
      @rach3092 5 лет назад +64

      holy crap I got pinned xD

    • @callistourseides
      @callistourseides 5 лет назад +71

      *Voldytort

    • @johnanonimous7112
      @johnanonimous7112 5 лет назад +9

      Im with you dude

    • @RipJaws1
      @RipJaws1 5 лет назад +95

      i'm not sure that's a character in this one. do you mean volxemort?

    • @pjishomo
      @pjishomo 5 лет назад +15

      Im even with Voldemort in the original.

  • @roborebelscum6120
    @roborebelscum6120 3 года назад +743

    "He was hung like a Stallone" made me laugh a lot more than it should of

    • @mccarthy5825
      @mccarthy5825 2 года назад +48

      Which is just one of the many, many things in this that makes me think this is a shit post. The theory it is a collab makes the most sense to me...hell, even calling Sirius the 'dog father' and being able to spell certain things perfectly(for example they mentioned and spelled alzheimers properly) and messing up Enoby... Ebonby... Ebnoby.... EBONY.

    • @IceColder
      @IceColder 2 года назад

      i feel you xD

    • @IceColder
      @IceColder 2 года назад +1

      @@mccarthy5825 yeah.

    • @0_dearghealach_083
      @0_dearghealach_083 2 года назад +10

      [various Rocky Balboa noises]

    • @gabbyabbott4965
      @gabbyabbott4965 2 года назад

      @@mccarthy5825 it’s definitely a god tier shit post.

  • @cruisingscenesandtakingbea4197
    @cruisingscenesandtakingbea4197 3 года назад +1289

    Im sad it seems they'll never do the parts where Enoby and Raven get into a fight and it spills into the narrative.

    • @reloadseven2198
      @reloadseven2198 2 года назад +355

      Also the "go back in time to fuck Voldemort into submission" arc

    • @Regulith
      @Regulith 2 года назад +191

      the spelling getting significantly worse during that part is a nice touch

    • @jonal5126
      @jonal5126 9 месяцев назад +28

      Literally Tara killed Willow (Raven self-insert) and then made Lupin had, uhhh, something with her corpse like, WTF TARA???

    • @Ironbattlemace
      @Ironbattlemace 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@reloadseven2198What the fuck? Oh god I feel like I'm having a stroke.

  • @Ostentatiousnessness
    @Ostentatiousnessness 5 лет назад +8456

    Now this was either a legitimate fanfic written by a disturbed teenage girl.
    Or the *MOTHER* of all shitposts.
    You decide

    • @happyhaunter_5546
      @happyhaunter_5546 4 года назад +972

      legitimately can not decide

    • @benjamindunne8132
      @benjamindunne8132 4 года назад +1402

      My dearest wish is that it's both. the author genuinely tried up til like chapter 16, then realised what this... thing was and heavily leaned into the awfulness.

    • @kz-be3ri
      @kz-be3ri 4 года назад +504

      Benjamin Dunne
      i think when it hit he gave me a gun part it wen full shitpost

    • @person-iw8qj
      @person-iw8qj 4 года назад +402

      2006. definitely legit.

    • @jaynenunya6070
      @jaynenunya6070 4 года назад +504

      It's for sure a troll, unfortunately. The Tom Bombadil "mistake" is nearly definitive proof. I guess there's a really small chance she had encountered the name in LOTR fic and mentally scrambled it with Tom Riddle, but it's extremely unlikely. Tom Bombadil isn't an obscure LOTR character, but would be obscure to a young teen who clearly doesn't read, so the alternative is that she knows who he is and purposely made that mix-up.

  • @wp6192
    @wp6192 5 лет назад +5244

    Is this the opposite of "Rick & Morty" where you need a very low IQ to truly grasp it's genius?

    • @fucker661
      @fucker661 5 лет назад +91

      It's the same

    • @halburd1
      @halburd1 5 лет назад +61

      you are right rick and morty really sucks only stupid people like it.

    • @Chronosmaster002
      @Chronosmaster002 5 лет назад +69

      No worries mates, this and the other show will lower your IQs automatically to be able to understand them. I used to be enrolled at MIT, now I'm failing community college.

    • @MegamanXfan21xx
      @MegamanXfan21xx 5 лет назад +44

      A low IQ and a high amount of goffick-ness.

    • @hermanspaerman3490
      @hermanspaerman3490 5 лет назад +42

      You don't grasp, you gasp at its genius.

  • @rose4961
    @rose4961 3 года назад +555

    Snape grabbing his laundry straight up killed me.

  • @Soooshi.
    @Soooshi. Год назад +137

    Is anyone going to talk about how Enoby does everything sexily?
    "I screamed sexily"
    "We went sexily to Potions Class"
    "Beat him up sexily"
    What a great range of vocabulary, Enoby

  • @sean137
    @sean137 3 года назад +5512

    I find it funny how slitting ones wrists were a recreational activity in this anime

    • @theunnamedboog3197
      @theunnamedboog3197 3 года назад +203

      :( idk guys might slit my wrists later cause I feel kinda depressed

    • @enderlt7757
      @enderlt7757 3 года назад +320

      @@theunnamedboog3197 feeling kinda cute, might slit later

    • @rooksclown316
      @rooksclown316 3 года назад +307

      Also everyone is either a prep or satanist

    • @inolongerusethisaccount4004
      @inolongerusethisaccount4004 3 года назад +121

      McDonalds ice cream machine is Broke again I might slit my wrists later out of depression :(

    • @maxhasproblems4885
      @maxhasproblems4885 3 года назад +62

      @@rooksclown316 as someone currently studying theistic satanism readin this shit was fuckin hILARIOUS

  • @J3tr0cks
    @J3tr0cks 4 года назад +4378

    I love how the time travel section is completely cut out and it changes NOTHING.

    • @JessicaGraceWright
      @JessicaGraceWright 4 года назад +221

      It changes everything! None of this makes sense without that bit! :p

    • @mysterysunfurled
      @mysterysunfurled 4 года назад +382

      @@JessicaGraceWright None of this makes sense.

    • @JessicaGraceWright
      @JessicaGraceWright 4 года назад +530

      @@mysterysunfurled That's because they left out the time travel! If there's no orgy during which Tom Riddle suddenly transforms into Voldy, none of this works!

    • @GirReporting4Duty
      @GirReporting4Duty 4 года назад +316

      Oh thank god someone else noticed too, I was watching this in a marathon and was legitimately thinking "wait did I black out from laughing and stupid when they went back in time or something" and then when I tried to scan back I was "okay did I dream that up in a cringe indused fued about Voldemort making out with an owl?"

    • @Fenir8
      @Fenir8 4 года назад +55

      @@GirReporting4Duty The part about the owl made me laugh out loud, thank you.

  • @hansgerber8654
    @hansgerber8654 3 года назад +276

    "'Crosio!' I shitted" really made my day

  • @robbieviddy6509
    @robbieviddy6509 3 года назад +298

    I love how the censor bleeps happen just before the swear words, doing nothing to actually censor the swear words.

    • @TTOF_JB
      @TTOF_JB 2 года назад +9

      That was the one that got me the most. I howled.

  • @GuyWithBadHair
    @GuyWithBadHair 5 лет назад +1937

    Cant believe Warner Bros. are wasting their time with the Fantastic Beasts films when gold like this exists...

    • @digginaroundmc
      @digginaroundmc 5 лет назад +62

      Jack MacGuire imagine this but in film form with a 200 million budget

    • @blazingblight2706
      @blazingblight2706 5 лет назад +84

      @@digginaroundmc But it has to include the parts like "stop flaming okay" and the dress descriptions.

    • @GuyWithBadHair
      @GuyWithBadHair 5 лет назад +26

      @@digginaroundmc whoopie goldberg better be cast, racist accent and all!

    • @j.jnerdamy320
      @j.jnerdamy320 3 года назад +12

      @G 22 Most of the money would go into wardrobe and makeup

    • @funkydude8196
      @funkydude8196 3 года назад +8

      the director pauses it half way through and walks on to yell ‘STOP FLAMIN PREP’

  • @olmogiovannini822
    @olmogiovannini822 4 года назад +4395

    Imagine if the author is extremely good at writing but only trust Raven's opinion and Raven destroyed her passion project intentionally

    • @nekoprankster2184
      @nekoprankster2184 4 года назад +704

      Now, see, I would be on board with this theory. Unfortunately part of what they cut in this reading is a section where Tara and Raven have a falling out, Tara going so far as to kill the Raven self insert. They make up after a while and the self insert is brought back to life. That does leave a gap where Raven would not be involved in the project.
      Unless, of course, the damage Raven had done to Tara’s IQ and writing ability had already been done by then.

    • @Synchronised01
      @Synchronised01 4 года назад +175

      Theres some evidence that Tara is a troll and was just baiting us all.

    • @CheesyCore
      @CheesyCore 3 года назад +219

      @@nekoprankster2184 also those parts where they broke up are the most incoherent and nonsensical parts in the story. you can make up the details of the story and get a coherent picture of the plot in the start, and it definitely deteriorates until the end than its a bit better
      Raven almost undoubtedly proof read the chapters and helped Tara write better

    • @liaminator4950
      @liaminator4950 3 года назад +37

      Raven you fiend

    • @uhtred7860
      @uhtred7860 3 года назад +25

      @@liaminator4950 "Crys blud and slits rists" :-)

  • @vanillacappuccino5093
    @vanillacappuccino5093 3 года назад +509

    It’s been like 15 years since I read this and I’ve only just now put together that every time she typed “skull” she meant “school.”
    I don’t know if I’m more mad at myself for not realizing or at the author for writing it

    • @beter21137
      @beter21137 2 года назад +14

      And i was still wondering how a skull can or cannot be gothic, but since this is Inmortal, I just said meh

  • @TransformersBoss
    @TransformersBoss Год назад +334

    I like how her best idea to stop Voldemort was to go back in time and seduce him. As if heartbreak couldn’t possibly contribute to a villainous backstory

    • @informationyes
      @informationyes Год назад +24

      Logic has no power here

    • @slaturwinters1828
      @slaturwinters1828 Год назад +11

      I gasped

    • @ms.fukawa-hanamura3754
      @ms.fukawa-hanamura3754 Год назад +2

      Well you see, with the power of love, envoy can change Voldemort~

    • @aw2584
      @aw2584 Год назад +9

      Should've just fucking shoot him with a desert Eagle as it seems more effective than all spells combined in this universe

    • @xstar4698
      @xstar4698 8 месяцев назад +1

      me: JUST GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL HIMMMMM

  • @pershingpower9397
    @pershingpower9397 4 года назад +3419

    Whoopi Goldberg as an edgy samurai warrior has been in my nightmares for the last 3 days.

    • @rodrikforrester6989
      @rodrikforrester6989 4 года назад +16

      I thought that was Trelawney?

    • @darthvader9969
      @darthvader9969 4 года назад +137

      Samurai Goldberg doesn't exist, Samurai Goldberg can't hurt you.
      *Samurai Goldberg:*

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 4 года назад +12

      @@darthvader9969
      my Lord
      Remember that you are my number one robotic gimp suit cyborg goth
      But somehow this takes the cake although you shall always be my first love

    • @GodRabbit90
      @GodRabbit90 4 года назад +9

      I want a full show with only this charcter and you bet your ass I'll fucking watch every second of that!

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 4 года назад +3

      @@GodRabbit90 Disney Plus should get on that!

  • @SoushiBN
    @SoushiBN 3 года назад +3444

    "Suddenly, I fell asleep"
    Wow, Draco must suck.

    • @bezahltersystemtroll5055
      @bezahltersystemtroll5055 3 года назад +142

      isn't it usually the guys that fall alseep immediatly after sex? 😂

    • @imthecoolestguyalive
      @imthecoolestguyalive 3 года назад +33

      Pretty sure that Enoby dID THE SUCKINRGSJSKWKQOOE9D9XOIWO20WW02928JFJJDJSJQIQ9WEOOE1O18W9-

    • @psychonautmaddy7409
      @psychonautmaddy7409 3 года назад +21

      This comment currently has 69 likes...perfect

    • @ViniZiello
      @ViniZiello 3 года назад +63

      Darko*

    • @nightblade68
      @nightblade68 2 года назад +19

      i was thinking more 2 the fact dat he was left with blueball XD

  • @Jiggerjaw
    @Jiggerjaw 3 года назад +407

    Damn, Sorrow didn't have to go so hard on that Japanese voice.
    But I'm glad he did.

  • @glacialgalaxy
    @glacialgalaxy 3 года назад +471

    “Snoop garbed the caramel” is my favorite sentence in the known universe

  • @Taikamuna
    @Taikamuna 5 лет назад +4175

    _Only 90's kids remember this show_

    • @mobiusygosh1tp0sts37
      @mobiusygosh1tp0sts37 5 лет назад +16

      Taikamuna oh shit it’s a popular Finnish person torilla tavataan

    • @vxrbxie80
      @vxrbxie80 5 лет назад +16

      i remember
      im born in 1700

    • @kitzthekat7977
      @kitzthekat7977 5 лет назад +2

      I dont remeber and i was born in 69

    • @phillmyass1862
      @phillmyass1862 5 лет назад +7

      I was born in 1st of January 2000 do I count?

    • @vxrbxie80
      @vxrbxie80 5 лет назад

      LOL Loram maybe

  • @katir6969
    @katir6969 3 года назад +2731

    I am LOSING MY MIND over Japanese-goth Whoopi Goldberg

    • @ellapearl5110
      @ellapearl5110 3 года назад +102

      she has been slept on

    • @gungnir3926
      @gungnir3926 2 года назад +4

      hysterical

    • @tarotreadingsbysteven8545
      @tarotreadingsbysteven8545 2 года назад +6

      Who smelled at me 😂

    • @barnaclejim3119
      @barnaclejim3119 Год назад +12

      The fact that it's ONLY BECAUSE she said "Konichiwa", and the joke stuck the entire video LMAO

    • @mikeyjamieson4715
      @mikeyjamieson4715 Год назад +4

      "She's da coolest 1990 Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress for the role of Oda Mae Brown in Ghost winning teacher ever."

  • @NatiiixLP
    @NatiiixLP Год назад +114

    "Snoop garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket." is way too funny to be written accidentally.

  • @beegjf455
    @beegjf455 2 года назад +204

    i cannot believe that i seriously just spent over an hour watching an animated version of a fanfic where the main character of the actual series is only referred to by his actually name like 3 times-

    • @user-wr5zi3kd4z
      @user-wr5zi3kd4z Год назад +11

      Честно говоря кажется я готов пересмотреть это и потратить на это ещё пару часов просто чтобы вновь насладиться этим боже 😭😭😭

  • @yourlocalcryptid3549
    @yourlocalcryptid3549 4 года назад +4496

    i'm just sad they skipped the part where she re-names the character and cusses out raven bc they got into an arguement

    • @annewilsonvarnado7485
      @annewilsonvarnado7485 4 года назад +487

      Alison Trigger yeah, and the time travel part too

    • @Dermetsu
      @Dermetsu 4 года назад +277

      Damn bitch you look kawaii.

    • @leef.5752
      @leef.5752 4 года назад +20

      God me fuckin too.

    • @anadragomir9717
      @anadragomir9717 4 года назад +26

      Where is that? I want to see it

    • @Dermetsu
      @Dermetsu 4 года назад +434

      @@anadragomir9717 unfortunately its left out of this video, but in the original text there was a period where they quit being friends and removed Raven from the name, only to add it back in when they made up.

  • @1theinsanity118
    @1theinsanity118 4 года назад +3794

    This anime adaptation cut out a lot of the original manga, I'm quite bummed out.

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 4 года назад +304

      The dub was good though.

    • @siriuslyconfused1
      @siriuslyconfused1 4 года назад +185

      I think they had a really revised version of the story, there’s a lot of stuff that I feel like I would remember from the original that I definitely don’t. But it’s all so in the spirit of the original that I might be having a stroke tbh.

    • @bamshablam5977
      @bamshablam5977 4 года назад +48

      Typical weeb comment the manga was better. Lame.

    • @flufi683
      @flufi683 4 года назад +19

      I'd love to like this comment, but I can't undo draco and vampire's car platenumber

    • @RileyAMG
      @RileyAMG 3 года назад +112

      @@siriuslyconfused1 yeah they cut out the hacked chapter and the entire time travel arc

  • @livein101112
    @livein101112 3 года назад +536

    its hard to be mad at Vlodemort when I learned he got his hearth borken :(

    • @theomnissiah-9120
      @theomnissiah-9120 2 года назад +25

      I know right who breaks fireplaces?

    • @tombingus3984
      @tombingus3984 2 года назад +33

      @@theomnissiah-9120 no one, but somebody is out here borking 'em right up

    • @liberpolo5540
      @liberpolo5540 Год назад +2

      Made me laugh way too hard-

  • @Anika0308
    @Anika0308 Год назад +107

    7:27 LMAO I love how Snape casually just walks in and out to get his laundry

  • @pablosplinter5530
    @pablosplinter5530 5 лет назад +3128

    I love the way they gradually give up with the censoring during this

    • @shocky1022
      @shocky1022 4 года назад +168

      I think they just gave up period. Their mental states could not survive the entire reading

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 4 года назад +24

      I would have shot myself if I had to endure all three parts in one go. I had to stop a couple of times in the middle of part 1 and two.

    • @larrs665
      @larrs665 4 года назад +17

      1:22 has the best censor

    • @MadeOfConfusion
      @MadeOfConfusion 4 года назад +3

      @@larrs665 Hold up I can't read it what does it SAY

    • @mysterysunfurled
      @mysterysunfurled 4 года назад +1

      @@larrs665 wtf does it say?

  • @hank4300
    @hank4300 4 года назад +2414

    Plot Twist: J.K. Rowling wrote this with her alt account

    • @annie_xo
      @annie_xo 4 года назад +68

      Го́пник Hank plot twist: this was the first draft of Twilight... wait, that actually kind of makes sense 🤔🤔🤔

    • @E-0921
      @E-0921 4 года назад +6

      While shit faced

    • @natinthehat7700
      @natinthehat7700 3 года назад +15

      probably why she made everyone gay in this

    • @PomegranatePomPom
      @PomegranatePomPom 3 года назад

      Look into your heart, you'll know the truth !

    • @azerty1933
      @azerty1933 3 года назад +6

      Actually Harry Potter was the alt version

  • @ember2.031
    @ember2.031 3 года назад +93

    "I cried sexily"

  • @kb3146
    @kb3146 2 года назад +137

    Snape's laughter kills me everytime.
    Besides, there's so many tiny details! The changing text on Dumbledore's cap, Snape passing by with his laundry during Professor's crystal gazing. Amazing

  • @dombjomb
    @dombjomb 4 года назад +4942

    The perfect woman doesn’t exi-
    *T-posing Ebonby slides into frame

    • @emmarounsville1479
      @emmarounsville1479 4 года назад +45

      Replace the shout in Black Panther with Ebonby

    • @UwOtt
      @UwOtt 4 года назад +99

      Also known as Evony, Enoby, Eboby, etc.

    • @oceanshrugs9235
      @oceanshrugs9235 3 года назад +82

      Wearing *5 paragraphs of description*

    • @manwithonesub8360
      @manwithonesub8360 3 года назад +37

      In my opinion the black goth Japanese samurai magic teacher is better

    • @neunleben1358
      @neunleben1358 3 года назад +2

      @@emmarounsville1479 nothing's replaced it was always Ebonby

  • @TheVolgun
    @TheVolgun 5 лет назад +2523

    A complete voice acting masterclass. Teach me. Pls.

    • @roshanpatel7340
      @roshanpatel7340 5 лет назад +32

      TheVolgun that probably means a lot from someone like you

    • @6e23
      @6e23 5 лет назад +16

      You're one to talk, teacher!

    • @SergeantStark
      @SergeantStark 5 лет назад +19

      Just do what Sorrow did and pronounce everything in weeb. It just works.

    • @InternetHistorian
      @InternetHistorian  5 лет назад +348

      SCP666 - OBJET CLASS: REALLY SCRAY!!

    • @Arallos
      @Arallos 3 года назад +42

      @@InternetHistorian The whereabouts of SCP666 are currently unknown, MTF: PREPZ has been tasked with locating and containing SCP666.

  • @youbasictoxicconch
    @youbasictoxicconch 2 года назад +89

    Is no one gonna mention how Draco spent the entire third act naked.

  • @Banuna
    @Banuna Год назад +166

    2:30 I’m home alone and wearing headphones and that knock literally almost took me out. Had to replay it like 5 times to confirm that it wasn’t someone actually at my door…

    • @AnataBakka
      @AnataBakka Год назад +21

      this. i was completely shaken the first time, and even though i knew it was coming after listening the second time, it still managed to shock me. that audio is absurd

    • @ajunabraunschweiger4248
      @ajunabraunschweiger4248 Год назад +8

      I had the same thing happen, almost had a heart attack

    • @anonymusincognito7956
      @anonymusincognito7956 Год назад +2

      He does the same knock in another video, just from the other side and my heart skipped a beat both times

    • @thre3dogg57
      @thre3dogg57 11 месяцев назад +2

      SAME

    • @billyte1265
      @billyte1265 2 месяца назад +1

      NGL I was still making sure someone wasn't in my apartment even after I realized it was part of the video. Hard to shake

  • @kmilo7472
    @kmilo7472 5 лет назад +2697

    ''ejaculated menacingly'' is something that i would never tought that i'll ever hear, especially from harry potter 11/10 needs more makeup and clothes descriptions

    • @edsidfug207
      @edsidfug207 5 лет назад +5

      Where?

    • @havingyarr
      @havingyarr 4 года назад +65

      There's a point in the sixth book where Slughorn is surprised by something and it reads "Slughorn ejaculated" after he exclaims something. It's actually grammatically correct in this story.
      BTW That phrase was probably the inspiration for Dirty Potter, if you've ever listened to those.

    • @classarank7youtubeherokeyb63
      @classarank7youtubeherokeyb63 4 года назад +68

      He's just ejaculating... MENACINGLY!

    • @marianofrommarketing
      @marianofrommarketing 4 года назад +54

      ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ

    • @justelliot4870
      @justelliot4870 4 года назад +11

      The best part is that it actually makes sense. 12/10

  • @horizon5417
    @horizon5417 5 лет назад +882

    So there are 3 kids in an otherwise completely empty classroom, chained up, one of them naked, and Snape's robes are still on fire.
    He covers it up with "I was just teaching."
    Madlad

    • @dramaexterminatus
      @dramaexterminatus 5 лет назад +5

      Best comment

    • @arbiter-
      @arbiter- 5 лет назад +19

      I thought that was Snoop

    • @jackwinterheld4335
      @jackwinterheld4335 5 лет назад +33

      Don't forget his pants are off, too.

    • @justsomeone5314
      @justsomeone5314 5 лет назад +12

      With all the crazy stuff that happened already, his excuses sound reasonable.
      Also, the fires may have started melting the caramel in his pockets - at least he probably smelled nice.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 года назад +7

      Hogwarts had some BDSM classes we didn't know about.

  • @ilivory974
    @ilivory974 Год назад +51

    I still think it's funny that the messages between Ebony and Sirius are just
    "Whatcha thinking about?"
    "IDK like Werewolf stuff I guess"

  • @half-trackproductions
    @half-trackproductions Год назад +77

    The fact that there’s a good chance that whoever wrote this is a mother by now is somehow extremely amusing to me

  • @austinobst8989
    @austinobst8989 5 лет назад +935

    I like how the main character accomplishes nothing but applying more and more eyeliner and edgy clothing

    • @Cricket_moncher
      @Cricket_moncher 4 года назад +100

      The author never says Ebony undresses (unless Draco and her... DO it), so I like to imagine her just as a glob of fishnets and black lace.

    • @0Onyx13
      @0Onyx13 4 года назад +15

      And fucks vampire and draco lolz

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 года назад +13

      @@Cricket_moncher She even gets into the bath fully clothed at one point.

  • @JessicaGraceWright
    @JessicaGraceWright 4 года назад +3564

    Um...you completely left out the part where she went back in time and met Tom Riddle, bringing him to the future where they had their orgy and he turned into Voldemort. None of this makes sense without those crucial and perfectly logical scenes

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 года назад +610

      "My name's Tom but you can call me Satan. That's my middle nam" he said.

    • @bigman9970
      @bigman9970 4 года назад +42

      Xehanort10 fuck off ahahahaha

    • @raysillygoober
      @raysillygoober 4 года назад +296

      "i jumped sexily into the pensieve"

    • @ultraprincesskenny6790
      @ultraprincesskenny6790 4 года назад +56

      Morty McFly isn't there D:

    • @mcfeddle
      @mcfeddle 4 года назад +23

      Remember, we're talking about a gothic idiot from the early 2000's.

  • @nooblord8591
    @nooblord8591 3 года назад +118

    I'm watching this alone in a dark room and that fucking knock at 2:28 scared the absolute fucking hell out of me. At first I didn't even understand it was coming from the video and thought someone was behind my door. I had to go look around the house because I seriously thought there was somebody else in my home. Holy fuck I swear I have never been as scared in my life.

    • @Reelix
      @Reelix 2 года назад +10

      The surround sound on that knock was out of this world - I looked around my room, then replayed the video just to check that it was actually from the video :|

    • @eviu7220
      @eviu7220 Год назад +2

      SAME HERE,i'm fucking hyperventilating

  • @tombingus3984
    @tombingus3984 2 года назад +56

    I love that none of the characters behave anything like they would in the books, and because of their goffik names you could pretty much use this exact story for any franchise. Twilight, the godfather, the Simpsons, the works of Jane austen, South park, the dark tower, etc.
    In fact, switching to a different series might increase coherence, if only slightly.

  • @margauxridel3846
    @margauxridel3846 4 года назад +1762

    "I fought about it. Then all of a sudden..."
    dramatic pause
    *LONGDON*

    • @jcdenton868
      @jcdenton868 3 года назад +9

      had to like to get 666

    • @Cube-xm6vt
      @Cube-xm6vt 2 года назад +2

      nice touch is that she says "fought" instead of "thought" because she's british, and that's how british people talk

    • @LahyriAurbach
      @LahyriAurbach 2 года назад

      would've been eve better if it was longdong

  • @jdotleaf
    @jdotleaf 3 года назад +3112

    I cant believe they skipped over the whole time travel subplot bc I really wanted to see Tara misspell Sirius' name as "Sodomize"

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 2 года назад +315

      Yeah! They missed the iconic Morty McFly crossover too!

    • @ARGHHHHHHHH
      @ARGHHHHHHHH 2 года назад +145

      @@theab3957 don’t you mean Mortician McFireCracker? Maybe McDonalds, I’m not sure.

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 2 года назад +34

      @@ARGHHHHHHHH What?! I don't remember those from the original
      Edit: Oh wait. I see what you did there, lol. I am too tired lately

    • @kenneth7671
      @kenneth7671 2 года назад +15

      @@theab3957 wait how much stuff did they miss out?

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 2 года назад +63

      @@kenneth7671 Quite a bit. I'd say about a 6th of the story?

  • @someguy7777
    @someguy7777 Год назад +43

    you know. tara could literally have changed her name and be your younger brother's math teacher and you will never know it

  • @wienergrimace
    @wienergrimace 3 года назад +44

    everybody in this fanfic slits they're wrist so much like it's a daily activity

  • @DeModify
    @DeModify 5 лет назад +875

    When I realized this would be the final instalment...
    I bust into tears.

    • @piroshi3rd
      @piroshi3rd 5 лет назад +108

      cried sexally*

    • @hilotakenaka
      @hilotakenaka 5 лет назад +98

      Tears of blood

    • @dust0614
      @dust0614 5 лет назад +16

      Tears of blood i hope

    • @zinc333
      @zinc333 5 лет назад +17

      I brusted into b'loody santaitc terz that poord down my paletttee feces

    • @digestiveissue7710
      @digestiveissue7710 5 лет назад +19

      I slit my wristz

  • @cometdog6510
    @cometdog6510 5 лет назад +2088

    Demonic Japanese Whoopi Goldberg is not what I expected to see when I clicked this video, however I'm immeasurably glad I did.

  • @Al_Raune113
    @Al_Raune113 3 года назад +74

    18:55- And over two years later, we still have no cideo on Tara. Internet Historian is poser prep confirmed.

  • @DivaChicluvsCena
    @DivaChicluvsCena Год назад +34

    I love how it just ends cause the author stopped updating. Leaving this mystery to be forever unsolved and a story unfinished.

  • @ayylmaotv
    @ayylmaotv 5 лет назад +706

    So this is the final harry potter book that jk rowling was hiding

    • @MarshallLeeA
      @MarshallLeeA 5 лет назад +3

      jk

    • @June28July
      @June28July 5 лет назад

      It's bloody brilliant!

    • @zombievac
      @zombievac 5 лет назад +21

      No, you can definitely tell it’s a fake. The symbolism and depth of the prose is just too 19th century and brilliant to conceivably be Just Kidding Rowling

  • @sn1pertoaster
    @sn1pertoaster 4 года назад +1669

    The phrase "Snoop garbed the carmel" is soo underrated .
    Fangz 2 Raven 4 da help

    • @lj-wp3sf
      @lj-wp3sf 4 года назад +56

      When he reaches into his pocket for the stones later the caramels fall out.

    • @mitchellhalvorson9719
      @mitchellhalvorson9719 3 года назад +2

      I had to stop watching for a minite i was laughing so hard

    • @vulkanprimarchofhugs7024
      @vulkanprimarchofhugs7024 3 года назад +1

      toaster.....there is a adeptus mechanicus behind you oh no he has air pods in his ears he cant hear me

  • @johncreed9433
    @johncreed9433 Год назад +23

    I love how both Draco and Snape whip out actual guns rather than using their wands to kill each other

  • @vegetables1593
    @vegetables1593 2 года назад +36

    The most convoluted part of this entire fanfiction is how Voldemort INSISTS that Ebony must kill Vampire with a gun, despite the numerous amount of times he could have killed him (not to mention, why would he want to kill Vampire when Ebony is the only one with the power to defeat Voldemort?)

  • @raviolibirb8009
    @raviolibirb8009 5 лет назад +1616

    I died when Snape just casually walking into the laundry room to get the laundry done while japanese sinister and enoby were talking

  • @CreepsMcPasta
    @CreepsMcPasta 5 лет назад +1835

    i cri at the end

  • @ackity
    @ackity 2 года назад +26

    i like how one of her last names is literally dementia but nobody talks about it

  • @oren1305
    @oren1305 Год назад +9

    "He went and called some people and did some stuff", I love the part in Deathly Hallows were Dumbledore did the shopping and vacuuming before helping Tara-Ebony defeat Voldemort.

  • @efu2046
    @efu2046 4 года назад +1638

    I literally watch this series in one sitting. My IQ is reaching an all time low. Give me some more God damn it

  • @MemeInsider
    @MemeInsider 5 лет назад +3050

    Where did you get your clothes? HOTU-TOPIKU?

  • @jnvsxx
    @jnvsxx 2 года назад +68

    i come to this video regularly to maintain my ADHD and schizophrenia

    • @OsirisMawn
      @OsirisMawn Год назад

      Ah dude underated fukkem comment

  • @bunniboiler1458
    @bunniboiler1458 3 года назад +31

    this fanfiction is the most perfect example of irony ever to grace humanity. i can’t wait for the day that the world catches up to whatever level this person was on when they made it

  • @bobsmith8510
    @bobsmith8510 5 лет назад +581

    I’m watching gothically

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 5 лет назад +1

      Hahahahhaah I just saw something very unpretty! I looked in the mirror! But I am the cool RUclipsr with two hazardously hot girlfriends so it is all good! Thanks for you attention dearbob smith

    • @bryede
      @bryede 5 лет назад +1

      I'm watching sexily

    • @startedtech
      @startedtech 5 лет назад +6

      *goffikly

    • @fluffy-hellhound
      @fluffy-hellhound 5 лет назад

      he sad in gofic voice...

  • @ao9688
    @ao9688 5 лет назад +358

    I cant believe J.K. Rowling ripped off this masterpiece

  • @SwitcherooU
    @SwitcherooU 2 года назад +23

    "Hung like a stallone" is a giveaway. It's too funny to be written sincerely. It has to be a goof.

    • @dusk4974
      @dusk4974 Год назад +1

      You'd be surprised the stuff teenage girls write as a serious story. Source; I once write a genuinely serious crossover fanfiction of Warriors (the cats) and transformers, with insert characters and magic. The Holy Text is DEFINITELY real. Just got those teenage girl vibes

  • @imaladyboss3259
    @imaladyboss3259 3 года назад +37

    This trilogy is the best thing Ive ever seen in my life
    I can die happy

  • @ChageeyaSarang
    @ChageeyaSarang 5 лет назад +525

    'I said flirtily as I started to sob.'
    That's it. THAT'S THE TUMBLR POST OMFG

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 лет назад +3346

    Rowling stop! The franchise is dead already!

    • @psychedeIia
      @psychedeIia 5 лет назад +90

      imagine having a genuine conversation
      this comment was made by the justin y complaint gang.

    • @obscurer1898
      @obscurer1898 5 лет назад +39

      This is the real fantastic beast.

    • @nqk_0662
      @nqk_0662 5 лет назад +15

      Not until I get pussy
      Never

    • @GGUniverseGG
      @GGUniverseGG 5 лет назад +5

      I just watched a video on you lol

    • @Garry1247
      @Garry1247 5 лет назад +10

      Go away demonetisation spy

  • @TheFunky3000
    @TheFunky3000 3 года назад +24

    11:30 everyone! Whoever wrote this masterpiece predicted the Suez Canal incident!

  • @cong6072
    @cong6072 2 года назад +16

    "She peered into da balls."
    -Internet Historian, 2019

  • @Account_Not_Applicable
    @Account_Not_Applicable 3 года назад +2649

    "Who's Tara????" The author herself, of course. THUS conforming Enoby is her slef insert charter!

    • @wikansaktianto9215
      @wikansaktianto9215 3 года назад +252

      Oh my god, its infectious...sand help.

    • @aita2565
      @aita2565 3 года назад +210

      u r just a poser fuk off ok

    • @J0hnHenrySNEEDen
      @J0hnHenrySNEEDen 3 года назад +190

      U just a prepz git loss will yu!!!

    • @Mick_92
      @Mick_92 3 года назад +70

      Freudian slip.

    • @zerronyx1362
      @zerronyx1362 3 года назад +126

      Author doxxed herself, now we just need 4chan to weave through early 2000s fanfic forums to find other taras and cross reference them

  • @kennykeating5243
    @kennykeating5243 5 лет назад +2340

    The story sucks but the animation is God tier.

    • @fyr3st0rm35
      @fyr3st0rm35 5 лет назад +83

      I really like the part where Harry's name was vampire.

    • @superkitten7560
      @superkitten7560 5 лет назад +117

      11:40 when Snape took out the whips, I f*cking lost it

    • @clover9066
      @clover9066 5 лет назад +70

      What do you mean? This story is *obviously* poetic genius

    • @kennykeating5243
      @kennykeating5243 5 лет назад +6

      @@clover9066 Probably too meta for me to get

    • @sirmilkdud3507
      @sirmilkdud3507 5 лет назад +10

      What this is the best piece of literature and needs to be remembered forever

  • @ihavetwofaces
    @ihavetwofaces 3 года назад +37

    Years later and I still can't figure out why Snape was doing his laundry when Enoby was hearing the perdition and getting the Time Toner.

  • @2crazyvideomonkeys
    @2crazyvideomonkeys 2 года назад +48

    I was actually intrigued when there was a double Snape, like who was the real Snape? Too bad it was just a glossed over mistake.

  • @TigerBears11
    @TigerBears11 5 лет назад +833

    Whoever wrote this is either a genius, or the absolute lowest point in human evolution.

    • @three_crows_all_day
      @three_crows_all_day 5 лет назад +72

      I don't know if it was a joke fic or not, and I doubt anyone will really know the truth.....however, I have HEARD that the person who wrote this is now a successful author. It's just hearsay, though, no telling if that's a fact or not

    • @marywilliams6367
      @marywilliams6367 5 лет назад +6

      genius, hands down

    • @jenick7045
      @jenick7045 5 лет назад +5

      why not both

    • @rickhapstley3866
      @rickhapstley3866 5 лет назад +36

      Yes, apparently, two highschoolers tried to create the worst fanfic ever written. They succeeded.

    • @madermc2979
      @madermc2979 5 лет назад +4

      @@rickhapstley3866 well people have realized there are holes in their story which may prove they weren't the actual writers of the fic

  • @user-sn4iq9md5f
    @user-sn4iq9md5f 5 лет назад +1222

    So, listened to this in headphones. The knock genuinely made me think someone was at the door. Talk about immersion

    • @f4rtsmella
      @f4rtsmella 5 лет назад +66

      OH MY GOD ME TOO

    • @lady_caiti
      @lady_caiti 5 лет назад +63

      I actually jumped. The nearest door was probably 10 yards away and I still thought someone was nearby

    • @sweecose8631
      @sweecose8631 5 лет назад +19

      OMG SAME, I FREAKED OUT WHEN I HEARD KNOCKS ON THE DOOR

    • @Strikerjuice
      @Strikerjuice 5 лет назад +44

      I just shit myself and looked to the comments to see if anyone else did too. The audio quality was just so much higher in that clip that my brain didn't even second guess if it was in person or not

    • @phocarrot
      @phocarrot 5 лет назад +13

      It scared the bajeezes out of me.

  • @yourresume373
    @yourresume373 3 года назад +30

    9:08 spock getting beamed up into the enterprise killed me

  • @thefinalemblem
    @thefinalemblem 3 года назад +37

    I feel like I am losing my mind every time the clothes description music comes on

  • @maxwest320
    @maxwest320 5 лет назад +729

    Sonic highschool should be read to kids as an example of classic literature

    • @Virolaxion
      @Virolaxion 5 лет назад +43

      "Sonic also kissed and sucked on her vagina like he was trying to appreciate the secret sauce in the lunch lady's roast beef sandwich without opening the sandwich. Sonic even used his tongue and scooped eggs out of her vagian that were made during the female reproduction process. He kept going further into her vagina until he was able to fit his entire head in."

    • @clauseclauseandclause1698
      @clauseclauseandclause1698 5 лет назад +6

      Every history class is required to read Sonic the Hedgehog: World War 2 Dragon, Sonic High School's Spin-off Sequel.

    • @aster0781
      @aster0781 5 лет назад

      Do I even want to know?

    • @hallelee224
      @hallelee224 5 лет назад +2

      Aster07 Okay so Sonic Highschool is one of those bad fan fictions that was not only completed, but the author had also written a sequel.

    • @aster0781
      @aster0781 5 лет назад

      Halle Lee ok, how bad we talking about? Cause I don’t think it can top this

  • @isunktheship
    @isunktheship 5 лет назад +802

    *LAUGHS IN GOTH*

    • @KingOhmni
      @KingOhmni 5 лет назад +4

      Dammit Shodan will I ever escape you! But seriously. I played the bioshocks but not the system shocks. I completed the second just the other day and now I am attempting the 1st but damn is that UI wonky but at least I have mouselook.

    • @svinjamaria
      @svinjamaria 5 лет назад

      *cries*

    • @isunktheship
      @isunktheship 5 лет назад +1

      @@KingOhmni I could never get through SS1, but SS2 scared the shit out of me when it came out

    • @KingOhmni
      @KingOhmni 5 лет назад

      @@isunktheship Yeah man, it is definitely more survival horror than the bios and is better for it. Here's to the System Shock remake in 2020. Just think of the memes one could make with SS in 2020 lmao.

    • @Akaryusan
      @Akaryusan 5 лет назад

      fake news goths don't experience happiness only unending darkness and torment their parents will never understand.

  • @J64Gamer64
    @J64Gamer64 3 года назад +25

    Every English teacher having a stroke reading this fan fiction.

  • @sorar1kukira
    @sorar1kukira Год назад +8

    13:25 From this point forward, I'm going to make it a point to yell "Crosio!" when taking a dump.

  • @biscuitstix_
    @biscuitstix_ 4 года назад +1272

    Whoopi Goldberg as an edgy samurai warrior is either the most horrifying or the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

    • @lastfullast8819
      @lastfullast8819 3 года назад +42

      Why not both?

    • @biscuitstix_
      @biscuitstix_ 3 года назад +35

      @@lastfullast8819 Very true, my good sir

    • @MadplumMadplum
      @MadplumMadplum 3 года назад +2

      Looked like Lil Wayne at one point

    • @jonathanozik5442
      @jonathanozik5442 3 года назад +6

      Because in Japanese the word "sugoi" can mean either "amazing" or "horrifying".

  • @donnaquixote7538
    @donnaquixote7538 5 лет назад +843

    I love how "Enoby"'s face becomes the more distorded the more the story progresses. :D

  • @StCerberusEngel
    @StCerberusEngel 3 года назад +19

    "Suddenly an idea I had." needs to be on a t-shirt.

  • @blakeballinger171
    @blakeballinger171 2 года назад +17

    10:15 "Snoop laughed meanly." I bout pissed my pants and the shot you guys got of alan for it. Priceless

  • @erinmeagher7339
    @erinmeagher7339 5 лет назад +398

    i can't believe that yall skipped the time travel arc where she meets marty mcfly and tom bombadil, and hedwig is a human man dating tom riddle

  • @broseffman
    @broseffman 3 года назад +1076

    If one phrase can sum this whole thing up, it's definitely
    *_"I gasped."_*

  • @griffinq8003
    @griffinq8003 Год назад +9

    Professor Sinister has got to be the greatest rendition of a fan fiction I have ever seen, i can't stop laughing