Food Theory: Chocolate is a LIE!
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- Опубликовано: 11 дек 2020
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Chocolate is one of the most beloved sweets out there. We use it in EVERYTHING from sweet to savory dishes, in many different cultures, and for many occasions. Yet, chocolate is hiding a dark secret... and I don't mean just dark chocolate. Depending on what chocolate you are purchasing, what you end up eating may NOT really be chocolate. That's right! Just like your cake mix, your chocolate is LYING to you! What is is? What makes REAL chocolate actually chocolate? I hope you have a sweet tooth, Theorists.
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At this rate matpat is gonna prove everything is fake and we are living in a simulation.
PFFFFFFFFT
its just like the simulations oh wait-
Eh, i'd be fine if it was a simulation.
I mean.... We are tho.
What does candy corn and or rain deer corn taste like? I'm from Europe.
Bruh... Imagine getting a literal business booklet for christmas...
Santa: I'm sorry little one, but this... does put a smile on my face...
[Looks in stocking]
[Sees booklet]
[Happiness noise]
Mom: What is it?
Me: I GOT A SCIENCE BOOKLET
Mom: You need therapy, nerd
I would just curse santa like my life depended on it if I was still a kid
@@ace_wash8363 nice pfp... beegasm
imagine santa actually does that for every kid instead of presents this year.
if he does then...
Me: Oh look! Theres God with his shotgun again!
as revenge, i would call the police because there is a strange man who has millions of breaking and enterings on his hands
Remembered that one time a vet told me my dog will be fine after I cried to him about how my dog ate some hershys chocolate. The vet deadass went "its ok, there's not much real chocolate in there"
You know reaching the end when he says "it's all a food theory" after hearing facts thrown around makes me go "umm no it isn't, literally most if not all you said is true"
same
its their branding, its kinda hard not to say it
It’s his catchphrase
Ye but he managed to say it after a hypothetical situation.
"Cole, is it? What a coincidence" SAVAGE
You are BRILLIANT, Miranda :)
H
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@Addie Figueroa cole
🤣🤣
"enjoy your pamphlet" is my new favorite passive aggressive phrase
Ye
Hello "Blanc" :3
Nice pfp (idk why i had to say this)
My real name is Cole O_O
What was your last one?
I've actually eaten fresh cacao beans. They're not that bad. They tast nothing like chocolate, but they do have a coffee-like bitterness to them. I would never regularly have them as a snack, but if there was a bowl of them at a party (for some weird reason) I'd take a few.
Speaking of the coffee comparison, it’s interesting how the flavor of cacao can differ substantially. I generally consider anything over ~75% bitter tasting, but I had a Chocolove bar that was 88% extra dark whose cacao had such a full and fruity flavor it didn’t even taste bitter at all.
I'm not sure what you taste buds call bitter but, as someone who is kind of snobby if it comes to chocolate and has eaten quite a few pure chocolate beans, and self made roasted chocolate beans and nibs and 100% chocolate, and doesn't like it if something tastes bitter
The skin of chocolate beans you can buy have sometimes- or often gone bad, and since they are a bit bitter, and stuff that has gone bad often has a stronger, but kind of wrong taste the whole bean tastes bitter. so if you eat the bean without the skin, or just as nibs, or some that haven't gone bad yet they don't really taste very bitter and a lot more like chocolate- of course it also comes down to the kind of bean, how it was for example roasted and where it grew
(Apparently you can sometimes taste which other plants grew close to the cacao tree if you have a good 100% chocolate, my mum and I tried it once with a few chocolates and we had a pretty good success rate)
Aaaaand I want chocolate, dang it
2:00 as a dutch person chocolate letters / chocoladeletters are a gift to children at a special holiday called Sinterklaas. Its basicly the same as X mas but a lil different. Kids place thier shoo and get a gift from it. Then we also eat something called kruid noten and indeed also chocolate letters
Cool
If chocolate is a lie, then the whole of Willy Wonka's factory must be a few hundred war crimes.
I mean yeah... That's not really much of a secret...
good comment very nice have a nice day
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they are just regular crimes
Not war crimes. Just safety crimes
Mat-Pat’s two alter ego’s:
Theory Man.
Dad-Pat.
Oldest Alter Ego: *FNAF lore victim.*
You forgot Stank-Pat
that’s 3
@@myrmatta1 Stank-Pat? I don’t think Smelly Mat-Pat exists. However, I didn’t mention the dark, symbiotic, evil reflection of Mat-Pat:
*Matty-Patty*
I thought MadPat/Antimatter was there lol. And DadPat? I think I'll be including that in my book
@@loyaltheoristgirl1018 Well, it’s quite obvious from the Doki-Doki playthroughs that Matty-Patty is truly evil, and although I won’t argue against the credibility of Antimatter and Mad-Pat, Matty-Patty was caught on screen multiple times and called evil by Mat-Pat himself. Also, nice that you understood that reference, loyal theorist fellow.
In the Netherlands we call "chocolate bars" that's under the guidelines of naming it chocolate "cocoa fantasy". Koetjesreep (or cowbar) is a perfect example. This was a candybar that tasted like chocolate but there isn't enough in it to call it legally "chocolate".
Imagine Santa, a practically mythical being that goes around the world in every house in a few hours questions the ethics of your hot chocolate and then, instead of giving you presents or even lumps of coal, you get a pamphlet on chocolate making/how to find fake chocolate
some chocolate might be a lie but i'll still shove it down my gullet everyday
Patterrz?!?!?!
Oh hey, Patterrz! Loved your cameo in the opening bit here!
Every day!? That is REALLY bad for you.
Ah. Didn’t expect to see you here
Agreed
The gist of Food Theory: Everything you think you know about food is wrong. Everything.
forget everything you think you know
........lmao...yup
Next video title: kechup wasn't suppose to have tomato in it
Begone Bot
Yes. Every single thing.
Looks like my state’s favorite Christmas candy is M&Ms. I did buy some Christmas Mini M&Ms for baking Christmas cookies and topping fudge.
I love how SantaPat doesn't even take the hot cocoa or hot chocolate and just walks out the door
Me: *eating "chocolate" while I watch*
*Starts sweating nervously*
was it chocolate? or was it mockolate?
but why tho? just because it not real chocholate doesnt mean it will hurt you
what kind🤨
“Chocolate”
Matpat: You yee'd your last haw
lol
“Your chocolate bar was made by child labor... *but that’s just a theory, a FOOD THEORY* “
Edit: grammar. I didn’t do very good in English class
fOod ThEOry
Theory: a system of ideas to explain something. He is allowed to put facts together to explain his Theory on Chocolate and “Mockolate”
It’s not a theory with some brands unfortunately
you're right
5:15 that explains whenever I try American chocolate it tastes so weird compared to the British chocolates I eat lmao
Cadburys is the only good chocolate. British people rule at chocolate making
That could also be the difference in the chocolate making process. If you have time go check out adam ragusea’s video on chocolate.
@@nobo86 What about Swiss Chocolate ?
@@buschwolf4881 lindt and other Swiss chocolate is really good
The intros are always perfect. Never fails to entertain!
My mom actually taught me how to spot mockolate when I was a kid. She was showing me how to pick a tasty Easter bunny and not a cute one made with mockolate. Since then, I’ve been a discerning chocolate consumer.
Beautiful - Gordon Ramsay
Which ones would you suggest?
@@fernandoa589 anything that is a well known or respected brand.
@@frankzhang866 did you not watch the video? Butterfingers are very well known but don’t have enough chocolate.
I couldn't care less if it's chocolate or mockolate. It all tastes delicious and I'll have it any day of the week
This doesn’t seem like a theory, seems more like an expose.
This whole channel is like that. "Food outing"
Yeah but he's kinda stuck with the "theory" branding at this point
Yea kind of
This IS an expose
Just here to make this comment a quadruple six.
Toney's Chocoloney is SUPER DELICIOUS for anyone that is hesitant to try it. The packaging and the mold they pour the chocolate into is super fun
Lonely.
I dont wanna sound offended, I just wanna share what I've learned in some baking channels I've watched..Fake chocolate or---mocklate (Im sorry that made me laugh a little) isn't exactly a bad thing--I found out that some bakers use fake chocolate to decorate cakes, its said that it melts slower so its good for making very thin decorations.
Anyway I love your content and I subbed to all 3 beautiful channels. You're the reason I still have a brain ☺☺☺
Me who's never heard of reindeer corn before:
*Nervously Sweating*
Same
Same
Me: *watches food theory*
Food Theory: You’re supporting child slavery
Get Tony's chocoloney then: Slavery free, and tastes better than any chocolate bar I've ever had.
Nestle just defended their child slavery in court the other day
@@anoyint gonna have to get me a bar
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Sigh, it seems like everything that I enjoy has terrible implications these days.
always love the chatoic intro and the whole video aswell
please keep posting more we all love you
Ah, yes, the perfect video to watch while eating my chocolate that I’ve been saving for a month…
I live in Georgia and I've NEVER heard of, much less eaten "reindeer corn" before this video
It's like caramel apple corn.
Same, I was very confused when I saw it as Georgia's top Christmas candy.
The kids put it out with Santa's cookies for his reindeer to eat. Apparently it's a thing.
I live in Louisiana and have barely ever eaten holiday Pez
Same! And I love candy corn! But someone's eating it. Someone's eating enough to call it the most popular candy in the state.
This video: "Chocolate is a LIE!"
Fans: "What isn't at this point."
yyyuuurp
Soo true
Everything is a lie,
Watch matpat makes a video saying the cake isn't a lie
Chocolate is a lie because everything is cake :)
Reindeer corn is something I learned about because of the mention in this video. I have never had it but knowing that its simply Christmas themed candy corn is all I need to know I'd hate it.
As an Arkansan, I honestly have no excuse for the starbursts. All I can say, is once I was stressed out, sitting in the hallway in middle school, because my class was basically sceaming and I had undiagnosed ADHD and cared about my grades, honestly sitting out of the classroom barely helped. I was doing busywork when a substitute I recognized walked by, and saw me. She asked if everything was okay, and I lightly vented about my frustrations. She was in a hurry to get to her classroom, but she gave me something before she turned the corner. A starburst. A pink one too. Now anytime I see starbursts, a candy I'm generally meh about, I get a happy memory and wanna get some. They were a pretty common school candy to offer from peers and from teachers as rewards, since they wouldn't melt, and were unlikely to cause a mess.
Matpat: "Your cake is a LIE!" "Chocolate is a LIE!"
Me: "What's next … water?"
I mean one water company puts salt in their water so you buy more because you get more thirsty
Well...that overpriced bottle of spring water may not be spring water.
Your water is a LIE the movie coming in June 9 2025
Actually he kind of already did that in a film theory episode
Well water isn’t 100% h20. A lot of it has fluoride in it and the rest super salty. So water is a lie technically.
After watching this, "Chocolate" doesn't even sound like a word anymore...
I feel like buying a chocolate bar now after watching this.
@@CLfreak246 Buy Tony's Chocoloney. Best Chocolate Ever.
dark chocolate- hold my cacao
Precisely! You are BRILLIANT, Jacob :)
I've never heard of "Reindeer Corn", but I'm not surprised it exists, because I've seen Valentine's Day themed candy corn, sadly I don't remember what it was called, probably "Love corn" or something
I like how the agreement companies had to sign was to "reduce" their reliance on child labor and not eliminate it, they know these companies pretty much rely on this and you know someone had to lobby in favor of keeping child labor.
"Way to set that bar low USA" is the most honest American thing that can be said.
We set the bar low, then don't meet it anyway. That is the way of 'MERICA
Its weird how addicted everyone is when it comes to america. There are worse countries that aren't talked about. Weird.
Well that’s dae American wae
That was a good pun if you don't get it it's "bar" lmao I don't know if that was a pun tho
Eh, I’d rather have a whatchamacallit than baking chocolate
Imagine your name being cole and Santa goes “What a coincidence!”
@@sekoseko7150 nice try,aint clicking that
😂😂😂😂😂😂
My name is Cole lol
CoinciDANCE!*
@@internetdumbass8422 b
Happy holidays yeah 🎄🎅!
0:33 I make hot chocolate by melting dark chocolate, I started it when I was a kid, probably around 7. I’m 20 years older, and still do it. I use chocolate bars meant for baking, so they’re really dark. It’s great when it’s winter here in Norway. Everyone said you couldn’t melt it into a good liquid, but put some milk in, and a bit of cream (and it’s weird, but I put a tiny bit of water in to melt it before I add milk), it turns out so good if you use Norwegian chocolate. I haven’t even changed the way I make it that much, the way I did it the first time was already perfect.
“Chocolate is a lie”
Willy Wonka: *intense sweating*
Wonka chocolate candy is 99% legally defined chocolate and
i thought the cake is a lie
@@supergamer1 chocolate cake
@Aftons And Co. no triple mocklate cake
@@ethanwagner6418 that made me laugh cause i watched the movie
It’s kinda ironic that most of the Food Theory videos are not “just a theory” but actually cold hard facts 😂
@@astorionsmith6377 WHAT DO I SAY NO YES???????????????????????????
food theory might become food facts, lol
At first I thought the last part was gonna say they're not food 😂 cause that would be ironic
yep what matpat needs is tech theory so he can theorize how robots are going to take over the world.
It’s food for thought
It’s hilarious how Matthew was mean enough to call us idiot sandwiches but not give a child coal
Had so much fun watching this video ❤️
MatPat: “You know about Reindeer Corn, right?”
Me: “Reindeer what?”
Same. You are an AWESOME person, Fixed 211 :)
You know, the Christmas colored nibblets that get shat out by reindeer
i had the exact same reaction
Reindeer P-
@Enavoid Oh no
"Chocolate Flavored" is a huge giveaway.
Yea
I remember buying come 'chocolate' to make chocolate covered strawberries but was confused at the taste it tasted like sugar then I noticed it said 'chocolate flavored candy" or sum like that
Tony's chocoloney is amazing and I highly recommend the pretzel and hazelnut bars
Lol coming back to this is very crazy in nostalgia with hard deep facts
Candy: * exists *
Matpat: LIES
yo my name is candy, now im questioning my existence xD
@@canobeans4712 your Beans😐😐😐
LIES, DECEPTION
Everything: “exists”
Matpat: “THATS JUST A THEORY”
@@Roeclean your not wrong
My name is Cole, and I deeply resent you for making the coal joke that I heard every holiday season of my childhood.
It must be a nightmare I feel very sorry for you
I have a freind named Cole and they go through the same thing
awww ok
I feel sorry for you
That must hurt, my name is stupid so i get it a little.
"Enjoy your panflet" 🤣got me laying on the ground
As an Arkansan, I can say we do in fact give and receive starburst a lot. I never questioned it until now. I personal favorite candy to get however is gummy life savers and/or dots.
As someone from Michigan a “reindeer corn favoritism” state, I can confirm I have never heard of reindeer corn
i just went to the store today and i saw no reindeer corn ;-;
Can confirm, not sure where this exists.
I currently live in Michigan and reindieer corn is good
Same
Same fam
The real question we should be asking is...
where does Reindeer Corn come from?
4 Seconds ago xD
It comes from mars.
I don’t like cheese
It comes from raindeer horns
PP?
One thing I noticed, when you showed the two sides comparing the bars that are chocolate and those that aren’t, the ones that aren’t are the ones that I’ve never heard of. Makes me wonder if that’s why they’re not sold here in the UK…?
8:53 - Mockolate
"And it tastes- well, it has a taste." Genius. Now I finally have something to say when I don't like someone's cooking but I don't want to offend them.
I don't think that will work for cooking. You may have to say "flavorful."
After I watched this video I got Hershey’s chocolate
Please don’t
Yes do it
What the heck is reindeer corn?¿
Food Theory: *Makes a video that will ruin my childhood*
Me: [Softly] Don't
No mat pat
;-;
this helped my childhood and im still in it
Game Theory: Ruins your childhood games
Film Theory: Ruins your favorite movies and shows
Food Theory: Ruins your tasty foods
TL;DR: MatPat seems to have a thing against his audience
@@olixil68 same with his sponsors . Sad that he will get none
It's interesting that I have heard of pretty much all of the authentic chocolates that you mentioned, but the ones that are mocklates were foreign to me and I don't think they're sold in my country.
As someone who was eaten the seeds, the goop around them actually is very good and tastes somewhat like chocolate
Teacher: What do u want to be want to do when u grow up
Matpat: I want to ruin everything that kids thought they knew
Hilarious joke, Link_Blaze! You are BRILLIANT :)
@@BrotherTheory You again...
Next theory: LEFT OR RIGHT TWIX, ARE THEY THE SAME
That was a silly propaganda made by the company to get people into buying twix, I am your 16th like btw.
Thanks for the fact and the like
@@Prysmatication Yea there is a lot of smart people on Reddit.
We need a blind taste test for this
@@paxarcana5811 I think the real chocolate would be more bitter so it would be easy to tell which one tastes better aka which is mocklet.
Tis the season for FOOD THEORY 😎
Even before the intro kicks in matpat still got me questioning everything
I refuse to believe that my state had “reindeer corn” never even heard of that or seen it in stores. Alabama explain
same. I am from Michigan
@@ichangednametoamorecringyo1489 you've never had reindeer corn?
@@ichangednametoamorecringyo1489 you should look at the tourist traps. Walmart doesn't usually carry it
@@ichangednametoamorecringyo1489 Same here. I am a Michigander, and never once, ever here about reindeer candy corn. Michigan, as a citizen of our ..... mediocre skipped over state, you have explaining to do.
Same here. I'm from Georgia and I've never heard of reindeer corn, what gives?
Other RUclipsrs: Canceling influencers
Matpat: Canceling chocolate
#CancelChocolate
#cancellife
#cancelanxiety
#cancelme
#cancelthepersonreadingthis
For the first time, I heard something called Reindeer corn. The only type of candy corn is the ones from Halloween! 😅
According to your map there,Michigan’s favourite is rain deer corn. However, as someone who lives in Michigan, I have never heard of or seen it.
I don’t think that I ever realized how much I like hearing the word “chocolate”. 😂😂
**Chocolate intensifies :)** You are an AWESOME person, That One Person :)
@@BrotherTheory Ahh! You’re sweet, BTP!!! You seem like the amazing one :’’’)💖💖! I hope that you’re having a good day, because your comment made mine a lot better! : )
@@BrotherTheory Are you being nice, or simping?
@@informationnotavailable6433 nice
Chocolate
Me: “who wants some chocolate?”
Food theorists: *get that mockolate away from me*
Lol
LOL... Pssht!
Is it me or have I not realized I had 400 likes on a stupid comment?
Out of any comment I didn’t think it would be this one but thanks
Me: *laughs in vodka*
This was a really informative video. Fr, idk why but it all makes sense to me lol
the amazing feeling when the chocolate letters just happen to be my initials
The fact that you used your platform to speak out for people in modern-day slavery instead of pretending like it doesn't exist speaks volumes of your character. On behalf of my brothers and sisters in West Africa, thank you. The one who truly sets people free will not forget this.
Exactly
no one in the video said anything about slavery. they said child labor. thing is these kids get paid. slavery is work with no pay. if these kids don't work, their family doesn't eat.
@@corycarlson3846 This comment is just sad.
@@Nadie47 quite disappointing
@@Nadie47 yes but also reality. people have to survive. lazy people starve to death. they dont have welfare.
Every Food Theory title ever:
(Insert a food here) IS A LIE!
SUBWAY BREAD IS A LIE! YOUR CAKE IS A LIE! and next...EATING IS A LIE
FOOD IS A LIE
Meat is a lie! Insert vegan food or cultured meat
Ikr!
@@akkorosie He’s gonna say that food is actually *insert something random*
If Santa was a passive aggressive scientist
My favorite candy bar is Butterfinger and I'm sad that it's made with "mockolate". Or I would be if I didn't like it more for it's peanut butter (which might actually be fake now that I think of it).
In all my 29 years of living in Georgia I have never heard of reindeer corn until now
Same for Bama, they must have surveyed like 3 people from each state and got the only 3 people that eat that mess
Rilly
Sameeeee
Same
Same but Michigan
all my life ive been eating fake Chocolate
F
F
F
Most of child chocolale isen't acutally chocolate, doubt kids might enjoy the natural bitter aftertaste
@@alessandroseverino8222
COCA-COLA hahahruclips.net/video/22EBlXVE5Bw/видео.html
Honestly, I am not much of a chocolate fan, but watching this video made me want to eat all of the chocolate in my candy drawer.
Can we all agree that Matt Pat would be the best Santa
Mat pat the man who didn't stop at your childhood, he's ruining chocolate now.
Luckily I put Hershey kisses in my hot chocolate so it still counts
@@itshappyhyrda3970 You said that and I can taste the diabetes now
A comma would be nice. Almost had a stroke reading this
@@neweden8755 Done! Also how's the smell of burnt toast?
He didn't mean to all he wants to do is make theory videos
"chocolate. sweet chocolate. i remember when they first invented chocolate"
*"ive always hated it."*
did you say...
CHOCOLATE!!!
Well this chocolate is not for eating it's for-
Chocolate may be fake but...
At least mayonnaise is an instrument
@@luigiman64 you rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever
@@commander_eaa2862 with or without nuts
Great video!
I’ve never heard of cans of reindeer corn before but I would like to try it I love your videos
I am gonna watch this after new year just in case my Christmas is ruined
Well its 2020, sooooo it will be.
2021 better be good cus I’m miss my friend like I’m even getting a
Present
But then you won't be able to pre-emptively unruin it.
Would it be a bad time to say that Mars, Nestle, and Hershey failed to protect children from harvest their Cocoa. They broke their promises just last year.
I will remind you
MatPat: Shows confirmation that most of the chocolate products I eat are legally classified as chocolate.
Me: "I am pleased"
Matpat following it up with the fact that genuine chocolate is made with child labor: i am displeased
Bill Cipher! I thought we defeated you! Quick I have to grab the journals!
@@dragonheart1236 is there anything not made with child labor... Sigh, I've been watching too much Illuminaughty videos. The avocado mafia will give me nightmares for weeks.
If you haven't heard of her, she generally focuses on calling out MLMs, but she has quite a few videos on other shady markets that go unnoticed and or actively spread misinformation that they are pillars of "faith" with nothing to hide.
same
I WAS RIGHT!
@@demonheart13 I've seen a few of her videos, the ones on Peta and AutismSpeaks
the big problem with starburst is not that it tastes bad, it's that usually you unwrap 3 times for 2 tiny rectangles
Imagine being called Cole and Santa says “Cole that’s a coincidence that’s what your getting”
I've never heard of "reindeer corn", but it looks like someone wadded up a fruit roll-up.
Reindeer corn is basically candy corn recolored to look christmasy
Seriously, wtf is christmas corn. I've never seen it in any store I've ever been in.
Seriously what the🦊 is reindeer corn
Raindeer corn: *Top Christmas candy in my state*
Me: "Wtf is reindeer corn?"
Same. What is that? You are THE BEST, Maxwell :)
Ikr! I’ve live in Virginia all my life, and I’ve never even heard of it.
SAME! Never heard of this stuff in my life.
lived in va my whole life never seen it
I was born in Virginia and raised in Georgia.. two states that his sources claim favor this stuff and I've never heard of it
glad to see that How to make Chocolate video getting some screen time in other channels.
i watch this video everytime in the christmas season
“... and every video he sits and his closet and talks into a microphone, and that’s what I want to be when I grow up, teacher”
Edit: wow almost 700 likes
You are so FUNNY! You are THE BEST, Bpt246 :)
Thank you so much
So much ands
It imply’s that this kid(me) is a rambler that I trying to tell his class about MatPat in one sentence.
Sub to this guy
#subtoBpt
Me at whole foods be like: YOUR LIES DO NOT PENETRATE THESE ORGANIC WALLS!!!
Holy walls
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oke the dutch chocolade letter was pretty funny 😂 and u pretty much said it correct
2:04 i love that it is just more candy
Theory: Santa kidnaps children to make them slaves. They are called "elves."
Search for christmas SCPs
Oh no, Get this theory out my mind..
Do the exact same thing
Jk
The Yuleman cometh for thee.
No one:
SantaPat: "Santa takes his chocolate *very* seriously"
Your joke is HILARIOUS, Cool And Fun TV. You are THE BEST :)
*Ve heh heh he he ry*
ruclips.net/video/mNocXSo3b-E/видео.html
It's NaTanya is a bad girl
2:00 wow, i get a chocolate letter every year from my Oma and I actually had no idea why, I just assumed it was something she did on her own, but we are dutch so now it all makes sense XD
Liked the video for the skit in the beginning. Watching the rest now