Food Theory: Cheetos Are Cow Food!
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Theorists, Cheetos are cow food. That's it, that's the Tweet - I mean video. Listen, I LOVE me some Cheetos. If you pop open a bag, I will not say no! That does not, however, change what these crispy snacks are. They were MADE for cows! Still don't believe me? Well, sit back and grab a snack. This will blow your mind!
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Miss you so much Matpat! ❤️
No I miss you ya little stinka
im early
Recent
yes.
@@foxysbrotherfox9789 no you are not
“If it can fit in your mouth, it’s food”
-Humanity
So an eraser can work?
And umm also an eggshell too?
@@welcometoowo8446 It's a joke
Edit: Since everyone saw this comment but not my other one, yes I now know it's a joke
see how many subscribers I can get from this comment I em at 29 right now
In goes the grenade....
until the renaissance festival was invented. those meat haunches mmm
"He's now a vice president..."
And this is the moment that I thought this man was the vice president of the United States, and for that small moment I was only mildly surprised
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For inventing flaming hot Cheetos I was surprised he isn’t our Dear Supreme Leader.
@@sekoseko893 Wow now i can convert word to pdf or some BS like that.
Jesus- didn't expect to find you here Northflower!
Same lol
Grade school dropout to janitor to CEO success story:
"It's not what you know.. it's what you eat"
*Vice president
Ya a 4th grade dropout
@@chrisliebel5054 he dropped out because he had a poor family and needed to help with money like helping with their farm and selling stuff
@@milkboy6041 that was basically my grandpa back then, but he's the happiest person right now :)
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If I have to end up paying $10 for a singular cheeto, Im blaming MatPat
you will either way because haha funny inflation
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4:46
Babies Are Monster Dudes
@@Australian_bonnie you timestamped a bfdi mouth without realising, congrats
Enjoy these cheaper cheetos while you still can
"He's now a vice president..."
Expected him to still be a janitor and his idea claimed by someone else...
not everyone is immoral. the company respected him enough to let him get in a higher rank. keep in mind this was the early to mid 90s. this was before Google, amazon, and the other tech giants that controlled everything.
Imma go buy hot Cheetos now
Embrace - extend - extinguish the flames in your mouth? Mat's gonna start selling his patented lime syrup as an anti-Hot Ones drink! IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER!!! 🤯
@@ordinaryfellow9093 I don't get it, no one even brought up race until you did. what does this have to with race
same
Small note but I really like that the spicy Cheeto guy actually got recognition because a lot of the time people won’t profit from their own ideas nearly as much as their company does
He has the correct mixture of creativity and ambition
same i was kinda worried that he didnt get recognized for it
@@ethanholland991 guy has a wikipedia page, I think he is doing fine....
The story is it's not cow feed it's a byproduct of the cleaning process
@@maxattack3853 ah yes of course everyone knew that
If I got a penny for every time I heard a story about a janitor coming up with an idea that ends up saving a multi-billion dollar company, I'd have two cents. Which, isn't a lot. But it's weird that it happened twice.
and its werider that one was a lie too
AHHHHHHAHHAAHAHAAHAAHHAAH
PHINEAS AND FERB/ DOOFENSMIRTZ REFRANCE
Is the other one Nintendo?
You’d have one cent the story ain’t true 😢
🎶 Doofenshmirtz evil Incorporated 🎶
MatPat: "Cheetos are cow food"
Me: "Well yeah if you saw me with a bag of cheetos, you would compare me to a cow too."
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@@روائعالدراما-ق9ج Everywhere I go, I see your face
Lol,
@@روائعالدراما-ق9ج ruclips.net/video/wd97q3TERcE/видео.html
Flamin Hot Cow Food™️
Fr tho
I'm eating the hot fries so I'm safe.
@@justanomorifan3059 yea hot fries is better than hot Cheetos
This comment is super underrated
Hold up, you guys again?
Fun fact: pizza started off in Italy as literally just scraps leftover from kitchens after hours which would be whipped together into a makeshift meal for beggars that was considered to be literal garbage to the culinary world. Nowadays, you’ll have to pay 20 some dollars just to get a slice of the stuff in some places and pizza is considered to be a favorite food to many (including myself).
As an Italian-American this story has always fascinated me and I bet it could make for a good theory (or documentary of some sort)!
So was lobster right. It was consider the bugs of the see and given to prisoners, I love food origin stories.
Now you got me hungry for pizza🍕
Oddly enough i learned about that in geography class lol
It makes sense, cheese dough and tomato sauce is whats used for every italian dish
So basically peasant flatbread
Richard Montañez's story of inventing the Flamin' Hot line of Cheetos is actually disputed by multiple sources, some claiming he was never even a janitor.
I mean, it's exactly the kind of story Capitalist Big Wigs invent in order to create the narrative that "Anyone can make it if they just try hard enough!"
We like to think that was the true story.
@@idunno6844 But didnt the actual creator of the cheetos exposed him?
@@mtoingehs i dont know you think im a professional in this sort of stuff?
@@idunno6844 It’s not even a profession…I only knew about it from a video that was months ago. 💀Heck it was probably a year
From janitor to Vice President by being smart enough to see an opportunity and seizing on it ... that's how you make the old American dream come true!
[ Lesson learned - people will eat anything, even an industrial waste by-product as long as you put enough seasoning spices on it, lol. ]
[ Does "The Flaming Hot Spot" sound like a euphemism for an STD instead of the name of a restaurant? ;) ]
[ Who else is shocked that Matpat didn't make a Don Cheadle, Cheetles jokes? ]
Something tells me your going to get a lot of likes because of that check mark
Don Cheeto.
He verified person, I'm here before u get a thousand likes because of your verification tick :)
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@@ACasualTrevor ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html
So you're telling even CHEETOS has a brighter future than me.
It already did lol
I mean pretty much everyone here I guess.
Lol I. The same way I feel ya buddy
Why else are we here?
Me personally? I can't eat a Cheeto unless it's puffy.
yep
I’m a Hispanic kid in California and I went to a primarily Hispanic school- every year our principal would remind us over Intercom at least once that’s hot Cheetos we’re created by a Mexican man and how that was cool representation- never thought I’d hear it from you MatPat
I didn’t even know about that story until I saw this video
I mean, the guy lied so your school announcement was wrong
Who else would have invented it.
So spices added to a Cheeto was bragged about every year sounds weird.
@@coffinmyface4237 k
Imagine being that guy in the 1930’s and literally eating the freshest Cheeto ever made
I eat too much cheetos. I must be a cow.
Lol
Same
Hahah
moo moo moo
Cheetos are too good 😭😭 im addicted to them 🥰🥺
Mom: Dude wtf are you doing
Me: I'm feeding the cows their food.
*Proceeds to feed cows some Cheetos*
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Lol
" Dude? "
Yeah I’m no vet but I’m gonna go ahead and say probably don’t feed your cows Cheetos, they are probably lactose intolerant or something
@@kalebnolan8343 I see your point but wouldn't it be strange if they were lactose intolerant? I mean, it's basically what they are producing and feeding to the young cows.
But I'd probably not recommend feeding Cheetos to cows either.
9:07 lobster actually has a very interesting story of being a dish for royalty before it was food for prisoners, but given enough time, and butter, it regained its status as food for the elite.
made the likes to 100
Improvise, adapt, overcome.
i kinda wish it was cheap like those day even though i am a gen z and thought lobster were some dumb expensive stuff like golden toilet paper that you buy because you want to look rich and the same with salmon but after trying both , i love them .
Sounds like the plot to Dishonored
it's a food for prisoners?
You should definitely do another video talking about the recent controversy around PepsiCo letting him lie all these years about inventing the hot Cheetos.
No I don't blame mat for this recent info change. When the video was posted pretty much everyone was touting this story. Even PepsiCo, at the very least they weren't denying it.
Game Theory: Ruins your childhood
Film theory: Ruins everything
Food theory: literally a lifetime diet maker.
and helps you save money.
i think it is true
So true!
oof
Conspiracy Theory: Ruins your sanity.... Too far?
"cheetos was meant to be byproduct for animal"
Gordon Ramsay: "WHAT ARE YOU?, A COW FOOD?!"
Donkey
Cheetos: Well actually, yes.
Gordon: 😐
I can feel Gordon fuming from the screen
Ur welcome
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@@signsjealousy4462 Who asked for this song?
Not sure I want to know how Funyuns were invented...
Well now i do
I feel like this is gonna age well
NinjaGo! Come on, come on, nuh nuh nuh nuh
doritos were invented in a disneyland trash can
Yooo! Its you guys!
I can totally see Cheetos crumbles on a salad. Sounds good.
"Cheetos Are Cow Food!"
Me who eats cheetos every day: *Maybe I'm a cow.*
XD
GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I want to cut my toe nails... NEVER! I am the feet RUclipsr. Thanks for being a fan, dear hb
You want to go skateboards?
Moooooo
I too eat Cheetos every work day
hey! Vsause, Micheal here
Are you a cow
It may sound silly
But I've been researching for DAYS
And I have some stuff to tell you
Type "e" if you save your fingernail trimmings
e
Lmaoo
e
e
ok cow
"Cheetos are repurposed cow food"
"NO!" I exclaim in shock while pouring myself a bowl of cheetos.
Dont read my Profile picture :)
@@dont3834 then don't spam comments :^
Pouring a bowl?
This reminded me of the Slurm episode of Futurama
If it’s hay and revflavoured I wouldn’t quit
I used to work at a Sushi restaurant called the Sus-Hi Eatstation here in Florida, and we had a Deep Fried Hot Cheetos Sushi Burrito, and Sushi Rolls for a while, it was insanely popular
How much did you a day lol
what ......SUS-HI ???
what.....FLORIDA? I'M GOING THERE!!
@@gjyltenbaftiari3124 not an exact estimate, but I think we would make like 20ish an hour
@@LoganStudiosFilmCo don’t
"Cheetos is cow food"
Hey if cow food is that delicious I'll gladly be a cow
beef is delicious. but, cheetos is food designed for cows, not out of cows.
I mean, you have the looks for it, I say you should go for it!
(Ok I’m sorry I just had to)
i would like but it has perfect 200 likes
Moooo.
Yea
"Hey we found something that seems to taste--"
Food Companies: "GIVE ME THE RECIPE"
@Fate Wielder Naah
"If it can fit in your mouth, it's food"
[*looks at small chunks of obsidian*]
Brother what clan you King off
@@adelandjj1721 the potato clan
some people eat gold
Potato king no stop think this over
@@gigachad5563 there is no time to think. Life is short and there is much to experience in this existence
0:25 you’re telling me a random guy brought unseasoned Cheetos home, put spices on it and sold it for billions of dollars. He made my favorite Cheetos. He needs more Credit.
I love how mattpat doesn't click bait it's just pure love also that back story was crazy
You didn't know the backstory of hot cheetos?
Have you forgotten about the Luigi episode 😂
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@@sekoseko893 is this a Rick roll or a pdf?
To bad it's fake.
Next theory: you are actually buying air when buying lays chips
Edit: for everyone who replied saying MatPat has already made this video and told me why it is the case, yes i know. It seems the lot of you have not taken to account the fact i made this comment "BEFORE" he made that video
It's actually nitrogen to prevent the chips from getting rancid that is to prevent oxidation...
@@adarshr8857 well..... Theory time!!!!
overused joke
I think you mean food fact
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I was extremely skeptical of this channel at first. Wasn’t sure what food theories there were. I am extremely happy with how the videos have been
1:15
20 contestants
1 island
Battle for dream island
I knew I wasn’t the only one who went here after the video
I WENT HERE BECAUSE THE BFDI video thing
we're all here due to the astonishing video lol
?
@@ItsartoTV have you never heard of bfdi
Honestly, this felt more like a history lesson then a Theory
Yeah
Still cool
Still a win for me since I hate history
than
"Cheetos Are Cow Food!"
Me: So is that why I eat them?
Hm never thought i was a cow
Ooh self burn. Those are rare!
time to milk you
@@nafismubashir2479 I feel I don’t need to explain how that sounds wrong
@@someangrypotato7197 lets just say brazzers
"when something new comes along, someone's gonna put it in their mouth"
Edit: Replies go brrrrr
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@@sekoseko1147 shut up bot nobody cares
I believe this. Imagine we never had milk because of some crazy basted who tried it the first time?
Thats what she said
*looks at cactus*
Glad the guy who invented them got recognized and rewarded.
ETA: After looking into it, seems like there's some contention over whether or not he actually invented them. Interesting reading.
I love this channel because I can look away from the screen every once in a while and still understand everything thats going on. Matpat explains everything so well that I dont have to look at every frame twice to understand what he is trying to say.
This is truly underrated
I know, I listen to his videos while driving because I don't need to watch to understand what's going on
Helps when you are looking at the comments too.
I've noticed this, it's real. I look away, I still understand what's going on.
“The video is in the top right corner”
Me who watches RUclips on a mobile: ah yes. SETTINGS.
Okay
Same-
Me watches on PC: Never happened to me.
"The video is in the top right corner"
My Pfp: Guess ill be the video
Very true 👌
You really can’t ever guess what his next food theory video is gonna be.
Yeah
I know! It will be a bout food
lol your right
Soon he might say that cat food was originally for parrots or something like that then gives us a lot of h i s t o r y
yep
There's actually an official Cheeto macaroni being sold right now. I think it tastes terrible compared even to the typical Kraft stuff, but the fact that the company is already selling it in grocery stores confirms that they definitely want to expand into places past the chip aisle.
Matpat: "Cheetos are Cow Food!"
Me: You know. I'm something of a cow myself.
MOO!
🐮
Moo.
Get the bucket
Maybe I am a cow
Matpat: "Cheese puffs are repurposed cow food".
My wife: So's cheese.
Replying for the algorithm. For real, these are the kind of comments that deserve that top comment spot! XD
We like your wife
Hahaha that's amazing 👏 👏 👏
🤔
I mean...
I just love that now there is a store named "matDonalds"
Don’t forget Bendy‘s
My slime of course
What do you mean with "now"?
Yep Matdonalds and Bendys
Isn’t MatDonalds a thing since the channel introduction?
I could’ve sworn that the janitor story was debunked and he just made flaming hot Cheetos popcorn. He never pitched flaming hot Cheetos to a board of PepsiCo directors.
Fun fact: There are people online who sell cheetos shaped like something, anything, for reaaaaally high prices. And all of this started as a joke, when someone found out that certain cheetos where more or less in the shape of a thing. So they started selling these "special cheetos" as a joke. Long story short, they bought them for a really high amount of money.
And...do what with them? Eat them? Frame them? XD
@@DarkRavenWolf50 I don't know. I guess both of those things.
Yeah I saw an eagle shaped cheeto on ebay for about a million dollars
@@ghalexin3d Among us cheeto
@@sharickfely9818 I can't imagine it working out well unless the buyer's a trillionaire *and* has a display case to preserve it in.
And the award for "thing that made me go 'awww!' out loud" goes to MatPat gushing about Rosanna! So wholesome, I wish everyone could have friendships that strong!
Rly! Their friendship is so cute!
Yess I agree! That was a sweet moment 💗
bro when he said "for decades people have been working cheetos into their home recipes" i got the cheetos cereal ad.
Dont worry, the fbi isn't watching you :)
@@Greenmilklovr but im watching you
I'm surprised that the CEO didnt just steal his idea and keep him as a janitor.
Perhaps PepsiCo are the good guys company after all? Lol
You are surprised that the CEO didnt just steal his idea because you are judging the situation by today's standards
but remember that story took place in 1978. These days everybody would steal your ideas.
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Because it isn't a real story.
@@grimprime0158 No, all corporations are unethical, that is why we need to throw capitalism in the trash where it belongs.
"The company's official name for Cheeto dust is Cheetle"
My brain: Don Cheetle
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Grinded beetles make the powders that make the cheeto dye red so they subliminally named it “cheetle” wtf chester ???
@@xoaway Not terribly surprising, all told. The process of grinding up and trading carmine has been around for at least a few centuries from what I've gathered.
Don Cheeto dust
Fine dining in most countries: We use only the freshest, most high-quality ingredients.
American fine dining: EAT YER DANG COW FOOD
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One year later and I’m rewatching this while munching on Applebee’s cheetos cheese bites
Omg. I hated making those things when we had them on the menu. All the cheeto items were annoying to make.
Lobster got THE biggest glowup. It was worse than mat said. Servants often put in there contract that they could only be given lobster so many times a week because they were so reviled
Townsends tells me that you were considered to be the poorest of the poor if you were seen to have lobster shells outside your house or in any sort of waste
yeah they were considered insects like if you ate a giant sea centipede
and now they taste...pretty good.
"Took them home, cooked them" - today employees are fired for that.
Seriously! No one is gonna make make a joke about human meet?!
Company’s dont care if you take waste, as long as it’s not toxic.
330th like
@@dr.chickenfingers5696 '-' so can I take another employ body to home to make Cheetos or to make fnaf animatronics
@@dr.chickenfingers5696 not all companies. My workplace would fire me.
Matpat calling us “friends” always makes me smile
Me to
they actually weren't lying, he did put the bfdi mouth on his character lol
I need a Chez its theory. Those are my favorite cheese snacks.
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Same
Same cheez its are so good
Chezit
I recently got into cheeze its. They are now the only snack I willingly eat!!
pepsico: hes too dangerous *to be kept alive*
No one can stop my man
*yes*
"He's onto us!"
Hot dog industry: "We're next!"
WARNING: This comment may contain a pun.😊 You gotta give props to PepsiCo! TBH _many_ other companies _would_ have taken, his billion dollar idea. Just cut the janitor a cheque for $500 & claimed it was _their_ "intellectual property". Or some _corny_ crap like that. Pepsi is wonderful, they had an army you know! 🤣🤣
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Me: *eating cheetos*
"Cheetos are cow food"
Me: *eats cheetos slowly*
I mean they're still delicious lmao.
*ruclips.net/video/m9Rd5-XIt_s/видео.html* .
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If you ever eaten a salad you have eaten something that is "food" for almost every fucking animal
Ot least it dodnt come from a cow that would be nasty but made for a cow
This might sound crazy but my fifth grade teacher’s great grandpa was the one who found the recipe for the biscuits of cheetos
Guys imagine if that our grandchildren might eat cheetos as a freaking delicacy imagine our descendants talking to their kids like “Ohhh you want cheeto's now want some caviar and lobster's how about diamonds"
Gosh I had a stroke reading your comment, but sure yeah
@@externalforces3259 hahaha
what's up with your english...
but i think i get what you're trying to say, but MAN.
I wish
👁👁
I love how he personifies the Cheeto itself like it’s a little child on its way through a journey
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Thats deep
This should have been titled, "Cheetos Rags to Riches Journey".
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@BILLIE SAYS DUH I thought Dream was your inspiration
at 8:13 i thought he was in a hardware store
@Zion J Conner probably because your “mom” liked cheetos, so they made it cow food to boost sales
It COULD'VE been called that, if The Food Theorists could just be able to make content for DidYouKnowFood already. I mean seriously, why have they STILL not done it yet?! Is there some sorta internal stalling of communication between those in charge of the companies or something?! It's a perfect match!!! They'd be crazy not to!!!
The Cheeto dust on my fingers is the WORST for me. I don't like Cheetos just because of that.
Society:"Cheetos are now being included as an ingredient in meals" me: *has been using cheetos in my ham sandwiches since I was little*
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Same 😭
@@camilacarrillo5342 hey..
@@camilacarrillo5342 its that poor people delicacy. Bone apple teeth
@@tvorangotango wdy mean its that poor people delicacy?
"Cheese puffs has found its true purpose.....Or has it?"
*Vsauce intro plays*
I didn’t hit the like button on this comment because there is exactly 111 likes
my mom’s friend actually told me the flamin’ hot cheetos origin story a week or two ago!
Hey actually ran into flaming hot Cheetos’ origin story in my feed a bit ago
Nice
@@Pixelldude same
A very inspiring story to be sure
0:25 Cheetos actually has a Mexican Street Corn flavor out now that's almost dead-on for the real stuff (I guess 'Elotes' flavor wouldn't have sold well?). I use it to bread chicken.
So does that mean Don “Cheadle” is actually Don “Cheetos Dust”? 🤔
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@@روائعالدراما-ق9ج I am dissapointed in you, Young one.
Most random theories of all time. Perfect.
I am cow
@BILLIE SAYS DUH “food the”
Woooo Woooo!!!🥳
Vsauce: "but what is random?"
Not really a theory
These videos aren't even really "theories" more like food facts and stories that are just REALLY interesting (although that might just be Mat's natural charm).
Ikr
I'm pretty sure theory is matpats last name like his full name is matpat fnaf theory
*ruclips.net/video/m9Rd5-XIt_s/видео.html* .
Then why you still watch mattpat video? He's known as a fool pretending as smart person that all his theories are clickbait bullshit.
@@K0RGAN0S7 bruh no lol and even if that _is_ the case (which it isn’t), then wth are you doing here?? Lmao
I saw a video recently talking about how this guy wasnt actually responsible for the idea, instead it was someone else
This is why i prefer doritos.
No culinary chance!
Just depression after i eat a whole party size bag by myself in one sitting :)
@@7galaxie there is one?
@@foldingcomet i think i was watching another channel at the time sorry there was not one
@@7galaxie lol i get you
It's ok
Depression? I think you used the wrong word here.
Doritos locos tacos, Doritos is trying to make itself a fancy ingredient as well
*gets sent back in time and goes to that time's prison*
Me: ugh it's lunch time, i wonder what horrible food they'll throw on our plates.
The Chef: *gives me lobster*
Me: am I in the wrong prison?
* Lobster with caviar and rum.
@@akshatsharma8787 red rum ?
@@axxel_mcking4927 probably ye
Lol fr
@@axxel_mcking4927 heres johnny
There will soon be a video in my recommendation called, “Doritos are cat food”
Well they are made out of human/dog/cat hair.
I remember some kid told me back in elementary school that Doritos were made out of crushed beetles.
@@aaronlui8477 LMAO
What's better than watching a cheeto theory?eatingncheetos while watching it bc I'm doing that-
Mom: Don't drop out of school, or you will be just like that janitor
The janitor:
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government official sans kinToday at 2:34 PM
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Anyone else thinking this: How the full does matpat think of these things like tf. These are absolutely ridiculous but so entertaining to watch. Anyone else?
Incredibly random, yet somehow still entertaining
I like my science served with entertaining topped with a bit of random. In other words, I agree with enjoying them!
And, gonna be honest here, I'm one of those folks who spouts random ideas anytime they pop into my mind. Food for thought here, pun intended, how did Oreos become milk's favorite cookie? And is it just the favorite of cow's milk, or of goat, almond, camel, and cashew too?
Absolutely, and that's why I love these channels. Matpat is one of the few people I know that can connect two wildly different topics and make sense of it, all the while he's being funny.
He explained exactly how he made it into this theory
lets just say.... he put on a few extra 10 pounds since starting this
"Cheetos are cow food!"
Everyone: mabey I am a cow
Me who eats dog food: *I have no such weaknesses*
*laughs while eating plastic food*
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You are an example of chaotic evil lol
mayhaps
I was ur 69th like
funny how some people saw a BFDI mouth only after a video about it really funny
MatPat: : "Cheetos are cow food!"
Me: Guess I'll MOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I promise its not a rick roll
I would be lying if I said I wasn’t eating flaming hot Cheetos when watching this
omg same when I put on this video I grabbed my crunchy Cheetos immediately loll (I eat ordinary crunchy Cheetos)
I wish I was
Flamin'*
@@azxylum8077 the correct word is flaming, not flamin.
@@tornadodee148 same dude I got Cheetos just to watch this I would get flamin hot if I had any
New theroy: does the world really run on dunkin?
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Yes. If Dunkin’ Donuts were to disappear overnight everyone in America would die within seconds
@@sekoseko893 What is this
Thats sounds like a Vsauce experiment
@@sekoseko893 thank you
Me: eats cheetos whilst watching-
-removes cheetos from da jean pool
Cheetos: babe im not cow food
Me: ._.
I can definitely see 5-star restaurant using it as a seasoning. I mean we already have so many other seasonings and it does add that cheesy taste that is already in a lot of dishes plus spice.
Up next: Gummy bears are actually aliens
Mayhaps... perhaps...
Always have been
@BILLIE SAYS DUH don’t just pretty much beg people for comments. And that probably didn’t happen anyway, you just want comments.
And they're constantly at war with jelly babies
Ya now its possible
Me: * eating cheetos while scrolling through youtube *
MatPat:
People have been putting Oreos in a lot of different things and not even associating it with the brand so I wouldn’t be surprised if people started just doing the same thing with Cheetos
*Richard in 1978* : I guess I'll *cheetle* my way to the top.
I regret nothing
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@@sekoseko893 I was expecting a rock roll
"How much market share can this product get us?"
*Strechs Arms*
"This much market share!"
Dont read my Profile picture :)
@@dont3834 that sign can't stop me
This was rewatched by me 230 times in a row
☹☹how??
How'd you watch it without a face
thats actually possible, because this video is 13 minutes long, and 13*230/60 = 50 hours if you watched it 230 times, which is ~jan 16 (when this video was posted) to ~jan 18 (when you posted your comment)
so if you watched it 50 hours straight then its possible that you watched it 230 times
@@StevenAlexander44 my guy tryna end up on some reddit forum
Disney finally made a movie about this. Matpat called it.
Yesss I already saw it too
food theory? more like "Food facts and theorists"
and sometimes "food history"
And together, u get theory
Good enough for me
I actually like the crunchy ones more. But that's just me.
Yes, I always thought puffs were nasty
Same
Crunchy ones are just superior in every single way, I’ll take a awful crunchy one over a amazing puffy one any day
I like crunchy better as well
I hate em all, but if I had to choose one it would be crunchy
Mat-pat: Cheetos come in a wide variety of flavor
Also Mat-pat: *continues to show 5 bags of Cheetos that are intended to be hot*
1:14 the bfdi mouth is everywhere. You cannot stop it.
"Cheetos ice cream"
Me: What can I say except delete this
MatPat: You're welcome for teaching you about ice cream.
"So anyway, I started blasting."
I agree.
But like, now I’m curious?
@@tealablu3759, that’s why this exists, someone got curious and did it, but unlike the cat, they survived.
I've seen cotton candy chocolate ice cream, I will warn you, does not taste good.