Food Theory: Your Christmas Cookies Are KILLING Santa!

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  • @Shala_Boi
    @Shala_Boi Год назад +2754

    I like the thought that Santa may snack here and there, but instead uses some sort of Christmas magic to send all that food and drink to the north pole to reward the elves for a job well done.

    • @darkcherry407
      @darkcherry407 Год назад +317

      I always thought that too. Letting the elves get boozed up and eat all the treats they want as thanks for such a job well done

    • @walkersweet9403
      @walkersweet9403 Год назад +196

      Oh, that is so sweet! I know what I'm telling my kids if they ask about it

    • @arianabell9351
      @arianabell9351 Год назад +40

      Exactly what I was thinking!

    • @luketoby7405
      @luketoby7405 Год назад +56

      Wait, that’s actually so sweet! I love that.

    • @aaronwilder2775
      @aaronwilder2775 Год назад +68

      Either that or he's like Kirby and has a bottomless stomach haha

  • @luna_rose7604
    @luna_rose7604 Год назад +12329

    I’m surprised MatPat missed the joke of listing off all of Santa’s deadly symptoms and then ending it with “and a partridge in a pear tree”

    • @itsmefm
      @itsmefm Год назад +257

      Aw you're right lol Maybe next year

    • @colelawry2024
      @colelawry2024 Год назад +170

      yeah he should have turned it into a twelve days of christmans

    • @coolsonicsoul7356
      @coolsonicsoul7356 Год назад +17

      i don't get it

    • @deadlykitten9599
      @deadlykitten9599 Год назад +76

      @@coolsonicsoul7356 12 days of christmas song joke

    • @adomaw66
      @adomaw66 Год назад +14

      lol yeah

  • @ArchonKain
    @ArchonKain Год назад +2134

    Can we just talk about how one guy probably got hundreds of calls over the course of weeks because someone messed up the number on a flyer, and despite that he chose to do the best thing and play along with it instead of being salty or a jerk.
    What an absolute legend of a man right there.

    • @haraoday3943
      @haraoday3943 Год назад +112

      Oh no, he was grumpy at first, but he quickly got some soldiers to take over the calls.

    • @mediumjimmy
      @mediumjimmy Год назад +114

      Then I guess the soldiers were legends xD either way power to the people who made those kids smile 🥲

    • @McGrewer
      @McGrewer Год назад +28

      People were just built different back then.

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Год назад +20

      I agree, Haven Kain. That was the part that touched my heart the most because, as nice as I try to be, I would NOT handle that many wrong phone calls with grace and kindness like the General did. 🥰

    • @DaysofKnight
      @DaysofKnight Год назад +10

      And that NORAD just went with it despite the initial flyer not having anything really to do with NORAD (From what I understand), and just built all of the NORAD Santa tracker thing around that mistake because why not? And that it is still a MILITARY organization, that spreads Christmas joy

  • @everest5718
    @everest5718 Год назад +289

    As a kid I always left out carrots and water alongside cookies and milk, so the reindeer would have a snack too! My parents thought it was adorable and would put leaves and small twigs in the water bowl to show that the reindeer drank it ❤️💚❤️💚

    • @Natp69
      @Natp69 11 месяцев назад +15

      Dude that's actually gonna make me cry 😅

    • @MilkTheCarton
      @MilkTheCarton 10 месяцев назад +8

      My family left snacks out for the reindeer too! We left out apples

    • @shadowchica2182
      @shadowchica2182 9 месяцев назад +10

      We always had ‘reindeer food’ which was basically glitter we’d sprinkle on the snow in the front yard. Then we also set out carrots for the reindeer.

    • @TheLaksel
      @TheLaksel 5 месяцев назад +2

      That’s so nice

    • @itsnikkis
      @itsnikkis 3 месяца назад

      My parents did that too! Really cool to see I'm not alone there 😊

  • @TableTurnip
    @TableTurnip Год назад +5135

    When are we gonna watch matpat try eating a Christmas tree again like it's literally the highlight of my Christmas

    • @communist_oranges
      @communist_oranges Год назад +84

      I've been saying this all month!!

    • @blankandwhite
      @blankandwhite Год назад +28

      Aw fu--

    • @LUVS2SPWGE247
      @LUVS2SPWGE247 Год назад +34

      Fr we need more of that

    • @Omegod1455
      @Omegod1455 Год назад +46

      I was literally just about to talk about how if MatPat didn’t bring up eating a Christmas Tree this episode I’m going to be disappointed, lmao.

    • @mabathbricks
      @mabathbricks Год назад +4

      Yes

  • @VapingNurse
    @VapingNurse Год назад +341

    A tradition I heard of that some used in Appalachia : Santa didn't eat the food left out. He took it to give to hungry children he visited along his journey. You didn't leave cookies unless that's all you could afford. Usually you left fruits or vegetables or things that traveled well.

    • @Chaosmancer7
      @Chaosmancer7 Год назад +32

      That's a wonderful tradition

    • @Imtrying_girl
      @Imtrying_girl Год назад +7

      What do you mean used in Appalachia? You mean the Appalachian mountains? That’s a weird range to hear the tradition from seeing how it stretches from NY to Georgia? I’m from NC and have never heard that Santa gives his food to the needy?

    • @VapingNurse
      @VapingNurse Год назад +11

      @@Imtrying_girl I'm from Tennessee. Maybe it was just in a small area. I was just told it was Appalachian.

    • @Imtrying_girl
      @Imtrying_girl Год назад +3

      @@VapingNurse Interesting, never heard of it

    • @Dekubud
      @Dekubud Год назад +3

      That's such a sweet idea and a good way to remind children the importance of sharing... And lets parents choose their evening snack!

  • @msvsvi
    @msvsvi Год назад +526

    Hi, a Swede here! Never ever heard about anyone leaving coffee for santa. I can't find anything about it online in swedish, just a couple of english language sites. The traditional thing is to leave a plate of rice porridge with a pat of butter in it. Then again, that was for the old gnome type santa, who helped look after your farm/property. The modern santa visits on christmas eve and hands out the presents directly. So since everyone meets him there really is no need to leave anything for him nowadays.

    •  Год назад +33

      Always feed your hus tomte, gotta be nice to him.

    • @Shindoun
      @Shindoun Год назад +29

      Also a Swede here. I found it weird about that since I always thought that porridge was what we gave Santa, even if it's more traditionally for the house tomte to receive it.
      But as you said, he visits people personally here, and it makes me wonder if most households would have prepared porridge for hum in modern times.

    • @zilesis1
      @zilesis1 Год назад +20

      Latvian here and, same. while Piparkukas is a traditional holiday treat here, no one actually leaves it out for Santa

    • @alphacupcake495
      @alphacupcake495 Год назад +23

      Hello, other swede here. When i was a kid santa didn't visit us directly but we did put out rice porridge and glögg. But that isnt for santa but it is for the house gnome. And I have never heard of anyone putting out coffee in Sweden for santa...

    • @pekaboopikachu_1643
      @pekaboopikachu_1643 Год назад +16

      Also a Swede here! And yeah I gott so confused by this I even called my grandma to ask her and she have never heard of it before. She only knows about the rise porridge for the house gnome.

  • @Battleshipguy20
    @Battleshipguy20 Год назад +32

    Santa just has to celebrate Christmas and hit the gym the rest of the year the cut is always insane

  • @beetleb0nes
    @beetleb0nes Год назад +1044

    interestingly, once my parents tried to convince me to leave out a glass of Bailey's (an alcoholic irish cream drink, in case its not a worldwide thing) and I was absolutely HORRIFIED. I apparently spent a good while explaining to my parents that you absolutely cannot drink and drive, and that DEFINITELY counts for sleighs too!

    • @xutzii9370
      @xutzii9370 Год назад +72

      This happened with my mum and I too.

    • @NoviceVideoGamer
      @NoviceVideoGamer Год назад +30

      If you were a kid, good on you for understanding that basic driving rule, and bad on your parents for letting you learn about what that kind of drinking is.

    • @taraelizabethdensley9475
      @taraelizabethdensley9475 11 месяцев назад +4

      We used to put out a couple of mince pies (homemade) and a glass of sherry

    • @Weird_Axolotl
      @Weird_Axolotl 9 месяцев назад +2

      Santa need that drink to get through the night

    • @fuzzysstuff9888
      @fuzzysstuff9888 7 месяцев назад

      Smart child

  • @charlesbennett7484
    @charlesbennett7484 Год назад +1573

    As a kid, I had assumed that Santa actually just took the milk and cookies home to eat later and feed his elves and his wife.

    • @swissgoat4981
      @swissgoat4981 Год назад +252

      That's adorable and I love that. If children ever ask me I'm stealing that idea

    • @woodysfunnydoingsinternati6830
      @woodysfunnydoingsinternati6830 Год назад +151

      I honestly bet that's what he does. He probably tests that they are safe to eat first of all. Then he and the rest of his workers and his wife eat the cookies and drink the milk

    • @woodysfunnydoingsinternati6830
      @woodysfunnydoingsinternati6830 Год назад +56

      For the record, I myself VERY strongly believe in Santa's existence

    • @shannabug31
      @shannabug31 Год назад +26

      Aww... how sweet lol

    • @Sleepy_Quartz
      @Sleepy_Quartz Год назад +40

      He would probably have about more than millions of plastic containers so that reindeer hairs don’t get into them

  • @cristinagomez3283
    @cristinagomez3283 Год назад +842

    Imagine if Santa doesn't actually eat any of the milk and cookies, but instead saves them for the elves as a reward for their hard work and dedication.

    • @abiutheartist
      @abiutheartist Год назад

      If we want him still alive then yea

    • @chesnex
      @chesnex Год назад +63

      That does make sense

    • @Marshmellow_Cat
      @Marshmellow_Cat Год назад +53

      That makes sense...I mean what is their reward after all?😅

    • @chasethemaster3440
      @chasethemaster3440 Год назад +46

      @@Marshmellow_Cat the coal mines

    • @Marshmellow_Cat
      @Marshmellow_Cat Год назад +14

      I won't like being paid in coal @@chasethemaster3440

  • @marvinterrado2208
    @marvinterrado2208 Год назад +25

    Whoever voiced Santa in that opening segment did a real good job of doing it

    • @zacg8975
      @zacg8975 8 месяцев назад

      And MatPat's mom too

  • @yesno6360
    @yesno6360 Год назад +460

    Now we need to combine this with the grocery store episode and ask the question, Could Santa survive on snacks left out on Christmas day alone?

    • @019e7sjll
      @019e7sjll Год назад +21

      Considering he portioned it (you absolutely cannot have that much on only one night of the year. I forgot the name of the issue but he mentions it on that specific Mr Beast challenge Theory, if that helps.) It has too much sugar for him to be healthy, let alone fuel him to drive so far, if even once annually. Cookies, pineapple candy, beer, and #/theotherone is not a sustainable diet for his health and I reckon he'd lack many *many* vitamins. The ones prominent enough in the mandarins would have to do too much heavy lifting for their size and average quantity for it to work out for say, this long.

    • @019e7sjll
      @019e7sjll Год назад +6

      While not bad in moderation, the sugar, alone, outweighs the nutrition in most of these. It's like how if you have something with a little bit of alcohol in it, 1% maybe? If you have enough, sure it could take effect but that would be way too much of that product for your body to handle. The 1 gram of protein in cookie dough isn't **technically** nothing, but that doesn't mean it's a good source of [protein].

    • @alex.g7317
      @alex.g7317 Год назад +1

      With the shear amount on things left for him, I think so

    • @minecrash101
      @minecrash101 Год назад +4

      @@019e7sjll You're making a good point, but that just turns into a different question. How long could santa survive based on these foods?

    • @gabrielkawa3477
      @gabrielkawa3477 Год назад

      I like this

  • @bautispidey8864
    @bautispidey8864 Год назад +473

    Oliver: Hey dad, are we gonna give Santa cookies? My friends do, is that the normal thing?
    Mat: *explains for 15 minutes straight*

    • @Narra0002
      @Narra0002 Год назад +3

      Bet 😂

    • @cheese390
      @cheese390 Год назад

      @uncut vid come on man that's not mat pat that's nature pat

    • @catherinebaldwin6580
      @catherinebaldwin6580 Год назад +2

      Literally asked this exact question to my own dad. His answer was simpler. “Santa will have plenty tonight. I’m sure he wouldn’t mind.”

    • @bautispidey8864
      @bautispidey8864 Год назад

      @@catherinebaldwin6580 lol

  • @MomokoTuHarumaki
    @MomokoTuHarumaki Год назад +466

    My partner's family puts out chips and queso for Santa. They figured he would need something other than cookies to fuel his flight. I might send him this video just to see his reaction.

  • @chasemarrison6272
    @chasemarrison6272 Год назад +52

    Imagine if Santa at first only intends to do New Zealand but gets so drunk he does the entire world

    • @GoatMilkCookie
      @GoatMilkCookie Год назад +10

      why do you think we give him beer?

    • @friendlyneighbourhoodash
      @friendlyneighbourhoodash 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@GoatMilkCookie ok, im from nz, since when did we leave out beer???!!! (we did sprite or l&p

    • @GoatMilkCookie
      @GoatMilkCookie 11 месяцев назад

      @@friendlyneighbourhoodash Always was beer in my household

  • @1Jamesinator
    @1Jamesinator Год назад +878

    New Zealand fan here. I think there might have been a translation issue for us. We don't leave pineapple chunks. It's the candy pineapple lumps. Which are closer to a dense pineapple flavoured marshmallow/taffy esque centre coated in chocolate. Fruit is rare if done at all.

    • @Jakzbabble
      @Jakzbabble Год назад +71

      That hurt me so much when he kept talking about pineapple.

    • @sniper7303
      @sniper7303 Год назад +56

      ah yes we leave santa a "pint" of beer and a full pineapple

    • @ciaranjohnston7983
      @ciaranjohnston7983 Год назад +54

      @@Jakzbabble I felt so much physical pain as a Kiwi watching this episode. Also some Kiwis leave out cookies and milk as well. All the families I knew growing up would put out cookies and milk

    • @guilhermefaleiros4892
      @guilhermefaleiros4892 Год назад +18

      Why would someone eat pineapple candy with BEER. Taste confusion over 9000

    • @glenjennett
      @glenjennett Год назад +3

      That sounds like something I want to try.

  • @rosealicia1782
    @rosealicia1782 Год назад +225

    Can we talk about how a wrong number from a Sears campaign to a US Air Force Colonel, led to the most wholesome tradition of tracking Santa's whereabouts every Christmas Eve. This dude was awesome for playing along and making so many kids happy. :3

    • @Paint3dRos3
      @Paint3dRos3 Год назад +10

      I was intrigued by that part too. Very kind. ❤

    • @dante_0962
      @dante_0962 Год назад +8

      Don’t forget about some of the soldiers helping as well.

  • @emmasilver2332
    @emmasilver2332 Год назад +414

    We normally left milk and cookies, but I remember one year we left out a couple slices of homemade whole wheat bread with honey butter and a mug of apple cider. Not only did Santa eat all of the bread and drink the apple cider, but he also washed the dishes and put them in a neat stack by the dish rack with a note that said: "Mrs. Claus and I enjoyed your bread and cider. The next letter you write to me, please send me the recipe so we can make it for the elves. Thank you, and Merry Christmas. Sincerely, Saint Nick"

  • @dilarascediting6565
    @dilarascediting6565 Год назад +8

    In Sweden we don’t actually give Santa coffee ☕️ we actually give him a glass of milk and gingerbread cookies

  • @BlessedArtzNZ
    @BlessedArtzNZ Год назад +690

    As a Kiwi here, (from New Zealand) I can’t tell in this video, but we leave out ‘Pineapple Lumps.’ Not lumps of pineapple. We leave a candy called ‘pineapple lumps’ they are chocolate covered squares of a hard chewy pineapple flavoured candy. The way matpat used pineapple images and refers them as ‘lumps of pineapple’ I think that may be a little bit of a mistake. But still a great video lol
    (Also my family personally never leave out beer for Santa. My younger self thought he’d get hurt if he drove ‘drunk’ lol)

    • @commandercorl1544
      @commandercorl1544 Год назад +43

      Oh goodness, that's a very important factor.

    • @natalia-grace9314
      @natalia-grace9314 Год назад +41

      Oh! That makes way more sense, lol! I'm from NZ too, and when he said that I was like, "Um.... What now?!" I have never heard of leaving pineapple lumps and beer out for Santa, but it does sound like a Kiwi thing to do, lol.

    • @ASOwnerYT
      @ASOwnerYT Год назад +23

      I'm from NZ and was so confused when Matpat said pineapple lumps and beer. The pineapple lumps part makes sense (the candy like you said), but beer???? My family usually didn't leave anything out for santa, so I'm surprised to hear about this tradition some whanau do.

    • @jonathanberry1111
      @jonathanberry1111 Год назад +16

      Seconded, note that the video says "Pineapple chunks" and there are off-brand versions of Pineapple Lumps called "Pineapple Chunks". Pineapples aren't so big in NZ that we'd be leaving them for Santa, but the sweets are pretty popular.

    • @issie1344
      @issie1344 Год назад +7

      Yeah, I’m from NZ and my family left out beer and biscuits, no pineapple lumps at all 😭

  • @wolfiemuse
    @wolfiemuse Год назад +194

    So the thing is, in most homes I’ve ever been around during Christmas, “Santa” never eats all of what’s laid out. He takes a sip of the milk and a bite of the cookies to show he was there. But even then, I think all the results would be the same.

    • @ked49
      @ked49 Год назад +11

      So divide it by ten. Not that big of a change

    • @ibbyplayz9076
      @ibbyplayz9076 Год назад +4

      In my house, the cookies and milk definitely get eaten

    • @stanleywhite4404
      @stanleywhite4404 Год назад

      I was thinking the same thing😂

  • @TheDanishGuyReviews
    @TheDanishGuyReviews Год назад +377

    I always liked Garfield's offering the most: "You don't give a grown man working all night milk and cookies! I'm leaving him a T-bone steak and a pot of coffee!"

  • @christiantwist3360
    @christiantwist3360 Год назад +18

    that ending where he listed the different ways he'd be dead made me laugh so hard

  • @Grendallmayo
    @Grendallmayo Год назад +280

    one thing i have against these measurements is the trope of Santa only eating half a cookie and enough of the drink to leave evidence of his presence, not the whole glass and entire tray of cookies. besides that, admire the dedication!

    • @conradchester
      @conradchester Год назад +10

      Matt Patt also majorly underestimated the number of houses that expect things for Santa, and what's left out.
      He only counted Christian homes, when he stated that 94% or something like that celebrates Christmas. So you could almost double the number of food left out.
      Matt went for a gross underestimation, and even so that's godly too much

    • @Dont14-r4k
      @Dont14-r4k Год назад +7

      @@conradchester or he just used the best information he could find, as not every country has the same rate. Still, more or less, Santa is dead.

    • @nonexistant8557
      @nonexistant8557 Год назад +2

      Just split the final number in half and there's your answer

    • @xixi319
      @xixi319 Год назад

      @@Dont14-r4k the Saint Nick in irl is dead and not the 🎅

    • @Dont14-r4k
      @Dont14-r4k Год назад +1

      @@xixi319 probs from eating all them pints of alcohol

  • @TaylorSaysHi
    @TaylorSaysHi Год назад +276

    “Let’s just tally up all the different ways we know for sure that Santa is dead”
    WHAT A SENTENCE.

    • @crowgeddon8770
      @crowgeddon8770 Год назад +1

      100th like

    • @Gloomdwellerfighter
      @Gloomdwellerfighter Год назад +4

      Little Timmy isn't gonna have a good time after hearing that sentence.

    • @desaug
      @desaug Год назад

      the context: nah im done, this is too much to validate

  • @lunareclipse0823
    @lunareclipse0823 Год назад +162

    Y'know, there's a movie called Arthur Christmas that shows that Santa isn't actually eating the cookies and milk or any of the other worldly goodies, but is converting them to biofuel to power his ship. It's very interesting, and seeing you calculate the calorie count made me think--could that method actually power a vehicle for a whole night? Just a thought of mine.

    • @L._Titus
      @L._Titus Год назад +27

      That could be a Film Theory crossover episode.

    • @Scoped_Aqua
      @Scoped_Aqua Год назад +1

      Yeah matpat he’s fine because he eats nothing

    • @lachiethelime3599
      @lachiethelime3599 Год назад +6

      Arthur Christmas is a very detailed movie and how the elves deliver presents is also very interesting, creative and is my favorite Christmas movie.

    • @behindcomputerissac956
      @behindcomputerissac956 Год назад +2

      maybe he's also feeding it to his elfs
      powering sleigh is a good idea

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 Год назад +4

      That could be an interesting theory, maybe he should save that one for another Christmas. It would be great to have some attention brought to a lesser known Aardman film like that.

  • @cardboardtoaster2169
    @cardboardtoaster2169 Год назад +11

    I'd like to imagine Santa just has a sack to hold all of his food so he could survive in the North for 11 months

  • @samzzyb4234
    @samzzyb4234 Год назад +410

    New Zealander here, I've never heard of people leaving pineapple out for Santa, but we have lollies called pineapple lumps which is a sweet pineapple flavored center covered in chocolate. Pineapple lumps are definitely popular to leave out so I'd assume it was them rather than actual pineapple

    • @ladypangaea4801
      @ladypangaea4801 Год назад +35

      I was so confused when MatPat mentioned Pineapple and beer too! My family's never done that and I've never heard of anyone else doing that; so where they got the idea from, your guess is as good as mine. But I do like the fact that NZ is the first country on Santa's visit list. ☺

    • @joelpedder6677
      @joelpedder6677 Год назад +4

      I'm from England and we leave out milk and carrots not what ever alcohol he said

    • @sloththehook
      @sloththehook Год назад +6

      We’d leave beer and I think a fruit mince pie, plus carrots for the reindeer. No idea where the pineapple idea came from, I’m also guessing it’s to do with pineapple lumps (the lolly). Also way more then 500,000 households.

    • @HeyItsMad
      @HeyItsMad Год назад +6

      @@joelpedder6677 I'm from England, we leave out sherry and Mince pies for santa and a carrot for rudolph

    • @montgom71
      @montgom71 Год назад +2

      I'm an Australian and I've never heard of beer being left out for Santa either

  • @mushymush6902
    @mushymush6902 Год назад +1291

    I love that Mat maintained throughout the whole video that Santa is, in fact, real. He knows little kids watch, and doesn't wanna give them any misinformation!

    • @artthuritis
      @artthuritis Год назад +162

      i love how the comment right under yours is
      “let’s just tally up all the ways santa is dead”

    • @sunny-sq6ci
      @sunny-sq6ci Год назад +49

      saint Nicholas was a real person he became the catholic patron saint of charity and children, specifically, those who are improvished

    • @deemcgann1695
      @deemcgann1695 Год назад +35

      @@sunny-sq6ci yes but the red suited santa claus is 100% fiction

    • @Iliadic
      @Iliadic Год назад +12

      ​@@deemcgann1695nonono Santa is a warrior giving out good presents to all the little kids who fight battles.

    • @MatchaGrounds
      @MatchaGrounds Год назад +22

      Whaddya mean misinformation? He IS real. Dingus

  • @princedest1ny
    @princedest1ny Год назад +139

    I like to think that since he essentially has an infinite storage in his sleigh he takes all the food home and shares it between him and his elves over the remainder of the year. how does he store all that? Magic.

    • @animegx45
      @animegx45 Год назад +26

      I mean, he already has magic bag of holding for all of the gifts, so that makes sense.

    • @ohshift336
      @ohshift336 Год назад +8

      It's all portals man.

    • @JuMiKu
      @JuMiKu Год назад +8

      ​@@animegx45 Exactly. Also, he is clearly a level 20 cleric, as he can entreat his deity to change the way time works, so he can easily cast "Purify Food and Drink".

    • @TooTired_ToType
      @TooTired_ToType Год назад +1

      He and his elves consume that and only that throughout the whole year
      Christmas eve comes back and he's already drunk
      do the elves work through their Hangovers?

  • @morganbarrett6567
    @morganbarrett6567 Год назад +6

    I feel like the treats are Santa's gift to the parents to eat in exchange for getting the kids to sleep

  • @literally-just-a-leaf
    @literally-just-a-leaf Год назад +325

    I think it's worth clarifying here that at least in the uk some parents decided it's not a good idea to put sherry in the reach of children. My family always did milk, and the friends who did serve father Christmas cherry almost all have a story of getting completely hammered as a toddler

    • @jackgeraghty5283
      @jackgeraghty5283 Год назад +18

      We in ireland leave him whiskey instead. Dunno if thats worse or not

    • @lillyalderson9168
      @lillyalderson9168 Год назад +4

      I'm one of the milk people

    • @bepkep7821
      @bepkep7821 Год назад

      my family used beer instead of sherry

    • @Head-Comrade
      @Head-Comrade Год назад +5

      I’m Australian and I leave out carrots and milk and though some people use cookies I’ve never seen someone use anything but milk

    • @deadlymelody27
      @deadlymelody27 Год назад +1

      My mum didnt like sherry so she put out milk because she liked it. But then when she met my step dad he likes sherry so when my brother and sister were little they put out sherry. But those were always in the living room out of reach and be drunk before going to bed.

  • @benifitlesben5016
    @benifitlesben5016 Год назад +192

    Im a New Zealander, and I'd say like 80% - 85% of us celebrate Christmas. On top of that, we don't leave out pineapple chunks, we leave our Pineapple Lumps - a lolly (or candy) here in NZ by Pascall. Also, we find that santa tends to only have a sip of beer and a couple pineapple lumps, or a bite of the cookie. This probably doesn't help, but that's what I have to bring to this video!

    • @freakwithafaceYO
      @freakwithafaceYO Год назад +17

      I laughed out loud at the "pineapple chunks" 😂

    • @AholeAtheist
      @AholeAtheist Год назад +7

      I don't think I've heard of anyone leaving out pineapple lumps. Always been beer and biscuits. Or milk and biscuits. It's surprising to see someone agreeing this is a thing.

    • @benifitlesben5016
      @benifitlesben5016 Год назад +2

      @@AholeAtheist yeah we leave out milk and cookies or beer and cookies but I have heard some of my friends doing that

    • @diem-jr9dz
      @diem-jr9dz Год назад +14

      Yep, we’ve left out pineapple lumps, milk and cookies (but not beer - he has to drive!) ... and also carrots/food for the reindeer too!

    • @BoyInTheCloudz
      @BoyInTheCloudz Год назад +4

      As a New Zealander myself, I can confirm that we do either leave pineapple lumps, cookies, milk or beer. Though personally for my family we leave milk, cookies and a carrot (for some reason?)

  • @athaliciouswalton2430
    @athaliciouswalton2430 Год назад +347

    Me and my sister watched this together and when MatPat said Santa was around 5ft7 she yelled with the most excitement I’ve seen this holiday season “IM THE SAME HIGHT AS SANTA!” Everyone take notes, that is REAL holiday cheer.

    • @ultrajam6332
      @ultrajam6332 Год назад +5

      How old is your sister? I’m his height too.(not asking for a friend btw)

    • @LotusLaqq
      @LotusLaqq Год назад

      same

    • @Akmarizam
      @Akmarizam Год назад

      @@ultrajam6332 around 5ft7..? The answer is right there

    • @Emouse2is
      @Emouse2is Год назад +2

      @@Akmarizam he was asking for the age, not the height

    • @athaliciouswalton2430
      @athaliciouswalton2430 Год назад

      @@ultrajam6332 she’s around 13

  • @goldbergvids
    @goldbergvids Год назад +3

    Well, Santa is magic, so what if he has a pocket dimension in his stomach like Kirby, so that he can eat as much as he wants and not die?

  • @whome4642
    @whome4642 Год назад +222

    There’s a reason Santa only does that once a year. It takes a whole year to recover. Then he does it all over again. What a boss!

    • @jxjewel
      @jxjewel Год назад

      😂😂

    • @Shah_dat
      @Shah_dat Год назад +1

      how do you know he doesn't actually die and gets replaced every year or even multiple times throughout his journey?

    • @swampdonkey1567
      @swampdonkey1567 Год назад

      @@Shah_dat when I was a kid I was always told mall santas were Santa helpers. Looking back I realize they are part of a cult or something

    • @Shah_dat
      @Shah_dat Год назад

      @@swampdonkey1567 The dark secret must not get out!

  • @Mickelraven
    @Mickelraven Год назад +258

    Keep in mind, that not all countries open their Christmas presents on the morning of December 25th. Some countries (like Finland) open their presents during the afternoon/evening of December 24th. Which is why in Santa lore, I have always believed that Santa visits the countries the open their presents on December 24th first, and then visits the rest that open on December 25th.

    • @BlueSodaPop_
      @BlueSodaPop_ Год назад +25

      Oh, Finland does that too? I'm from Germany and it's normal here to exchange gifts on the evening of 24th after Christmas dinner lol

    • @HenshinFanatic
      @HenshinFanatic Год назад +12

      @@BlueSodaPop_ So does Poland.

    • @Mickelraven
      @Mickelraven Год назад +8

      @@BlueSodaPop_ Apparently so. I also didn't know Germany did the very same as Finland. Where it's normal to exchange gifts happens after Christmas dinner. I thought Finland was a rare country that does this, and almost every other country opens on the morning of 25th. 🇫🇮❤🇩🇪

    • @Mickelraven
      @Mickelraven Год назад +16

      @@HenshinFanatic I'm starting to assume a lot of European countries open gifts after Christmas dinner on 24th.
      EDIT: After looking at Wikipedia, I was right. Pretty much almost every country in Europe open their gifts on the evening of December 24th. As well as some Latin American countries.

    • @bluemoonhub
      @bluemoonhub Год назад +4

      @@Mickelraven I can certainly tell you that they do this in Norway and Iceland

  • @UrsulaIncorporated
    @UrsulaIncorporated Год назад +132

    Santa always only took a few bites of our cookies. By the time he got to our house, he’d already been through so many houses that he wouldn’t be able to eat all the cookies. But the carrots we left for the reindeer were always gone!

    • @Dekubud
      @Dekubud Год назад +19

      It was the same in our house! The reindeers are truly burning through those calories after all!

    • @AmandaAbbott
      @AmandaAbbott Год назад +3

      Same same!!!

    • @MemTMCR
      @MemTMCR Год назад +4

      I leave this reply as an honorary like as to not disturb the nice

  • @jayden_epic_gaming1088
    @jayden_epic_gaming1088 Год назад +2

    Thanks MatPat, Now every time I leave out cookies, I feel I’m the one giving him type 2 diabetes

  • @demonicdynamite
    @demonicdynamite Год назад +210

    As an Irishman, I've never heard of mince pies and guiness being left out for Santa. I always just did milk, cookies and a carrot.

    • @findix2008
      @findix2008 Год назад +16

      As another Irishman,I was thinking the exact same thing.

    • @ThatInfernosGuy
      @ThatInfernosGuy Год назад +14

      as an irishman i am wondering why ireland got highlighted as the UK

    • @jumbojoshbrahOG
      @jumbojoshbrahOG Год назад +3

      As an brazilian,never did this or seen somebody make this

    • @super_notboring2634
      @super_notboring2634 Год назад +2

      Same here man

    • @RosheenQuynh
      @RosheenQuynh Год назад +1

      @@ThatInfernosGuy Op- 😳😬

  • @MeemahSN
    @MeemahSN Год назад +517

    As an Aussie, I’ve never left out an alcoholic beverage for Santa. I’ve never heard of that before. Instead, I’d just give him cookies and milk. I also remember either sprinkling oats all over the nature strip of the house or pouring them in a bowl inside, for the reindeers.

    • @diddyjohn6872
      @diddyjohn6872 Год назад +58

      Same, us Aussies aren't going to just give away good beer, even if it's Santa. We also left carrots out for the reindeer instead of oats

    • @HenANDhorse
      @HenANDhorse Год назад +12

      Same we only give milk as Aussies😂😂

    • @bearybeomie6142
      @bearybeomie6142 Год назад +6

      i agree i never done that before

    • @bubblecqt5796
      @bubblecqt5796 Год назад +14

      Me in New Zealand give out a beer and cookies for him, plus some carrots for the reindeer

    • @melbapeach162
      @melbapeach162 Год назад +12

      @@HenANDhorse I just commented the same for UK (Well Scotland at least) we leave milk not sherry, were do these 'facts' about other countries come from

  • @jynxcloudy6969
    @jynxcloudy6969 Год назад +357

    As someone in the UK, I've not once heard of anyone leaving alcohol out for Santa. Everyone I've known has either left juice or milk for Santa. Mayhaps too a carrot for Rudolph.
    And not only that but it was a mix of both mince pies and biscuits (cookies to you lot in the states) out too for Santa.

    • @DogsandPennies
      @DogsandPennies Год назад +34

      My family has always left out whisky. And everyone around me has done some kind of alcohol. So I think it's just your friends.

    • @finlaywatson1168
      @finlaywatson1168 Год назад +10

      Same I would leave a mince pie and milk for Santa and a carrot for Rudolph when I was a kid

    • @jynxcloudy6969
      @jynxcloudy6969 Год назад +4

      @@DogsandPennies that, or just the Finchley areas of London I grew up in.

    • @DogsandPennies
      @DogsandPennies Год назад +2

      @@jynxcloudy6969 yeah lol

    • @thenerd9013
      @thenerd9013 Год назад +6

      We always left out a few mince pies and a couple of cans of beer, as well as carrots.

  • @Sienna6164
    @Sienna6164 11 месяцев назад +2

    Conspiracy Theory- He takes most of the cookies, beer, snacks, etc with him and bring them home to his elves and Mrs. Claus

  • @michaelnelson1127
    @michaelnelson1127 Год назад +232

    I just realized something in regards to the video. Does anyone remember Markiplier’s Santa impression (particularly in Happy Wheels) where he makes him out to be a crazy drunkard? Well, judging by all the alcohol calculated in this video, I think it’s safe to say that Mark’s impression was more accurate than expected, minus all the murders.

    • @tiahere8499
      @tiahere8499 Год назад +18

      well considering that ol' saint nick is probably gonna be drunk flying, i dont think we can rule out the murders yet

    • @SlinkySmith59
      @SlinkySmith59 Год назад

      lol@@tiahere8499

    • @rosebrown6381
      @rosebrown6381 11 месяцев назад +1

      Drunk Santa may be a bit more murdery than expected. After all Krampus is a tradition too... It had to start from somewhere - and I just bet that hangover is killer.

  • @ceciliesrensen7709
    @ceciliesrensen7709 Год назад +158

    this is why I love this channel. No one really needed an answer to this question, but we got it in an intertaining way, and learned something about xmas around the world. Merry xmas MatPat and co.

  • @gl1tch0ut12
    @gl1tch0ut12 Год назад +152

    I like to think that Santa keeps all the extra food that he can’t eat himself (which is almost all of them) and gives them to the elves

    • @AboveNaturaI
      @AboveNaturaI Год назад +9

      free food (And labor)!

    • @lazylurkerbro9855
      @lazylurkerbro9855 Год назад +8

      I was going to comment something like Secret Plot Twist: he doesn't eat any of them because he packs his own lunch, but he stores them on the sleigh and him and the elves have a feast when he gets back. Or maybe it's what they live off of throughout the year?
      Then again, if Santa is an elf, maybe his diet would have totally different requirements. Maybe elves are like hummingbirds... that would also explain him going insanely fast maybe lmao

    • @Narra0002
      @Narra0002 Год назад +4

      I bet he brings tons of containers and some kegs. They deserve it for all they go through

    • @zyansheep
      @zyansheep Год назад +2

      Or, y'know, the obvious conclusion that there is more than one Santa, like a whole lot more than one, like billions probably. And they probably live near the houses where they drop off the presents.

    • @lazylurkerbro9855
      @lazylurkerbro9855 Год назад +2

      @@ViperVenomShark Sounds like somebody's cranky they're on the naughty list lmao

  • @jayden_epic_gaming1088
    @jayden_epic_gaming1088 14 дней назад +1

    I’ve figured out what Santa actually does with his cookies and other treats
    1. Sometimes he eats the cookies and drinks the milk
    2. He stores the cookies and milk
    3. He stores the liquor

  • @bricktaco67
    @bricktaco67 Год назад +326

    As someone who lives in sweden, I was surprised to hear that we apparently leave out coffee for santa, since I have never done that, or heard of someone who did it. So I looked it up for myself, and every source I could find stated that swedes left out coffe. Despite this, I can not confirm it to be the case. In most of sweden, Santa (someone dressed as santa) comes during the day to personally deliver the presents, before leaving after being there for about half an hour. Some people also like to leave porridge for santa during the night, though that isn’t as common as it used to be anymore. However, I live in Stockholm, so I can’t speak for all of Sweden. If you live in Sweden and leave out coffee for Santa, or know someone who does, let me know! I’m honestly pretty stumped about this.

    • @falloutgamer347
      @falloutgamer347 Год назад +31

      As a finn i know a few swedish people and they have never heard of anyone doing this either, i wonder where that originated. We have a pretty similar christmas here but usually santa comes between 5-8pm here

    • @KeithTheContractor
      @KeithTheContractor Год назад +38

      I think we need to make a new theory, a Swedish theory! Why are sources saying they leave coffee when the people themselves don't. I smell a mystery!

    • @priyaguptancl
      @priyaguptancl Год назад +13

      As someone living in Gothenburg I’ve never heard anyone say they leave out coffee. Some people say that they leave out pepparkaka but seems to inspired by the American tradition.

    • @daltigoth3970
      @daltigoth3970 Год назад +20

      Not sure where it came from, but I've seen the "tradition" mentioned in several places (Trip Advisor, Better Homes, and a few newspapers). Possible that this is just some confusion from people in other regions (such as myself). The simplest explanation is probably that they just took what was known about the region and put it together to create this "tradition" when compiling a list of traditions from around the world, as that is where I found it mentioned most frequently.
      As I understand it, coffee is very popular in Sweden.
      Coffee is especially popular when it is cold outside, as it often is around Christmas.
      Traditionally, Santa comes to the front door and delivers presents in Sweden.
      Santa is often invited inside and stays for a time as he gives out presents.
      Given the popularity of coffee in the country and the fact that it is usually cold when Santa arrives, it is very likely that many homes would have a pot of coffee prepared and some households might offer coffee to Santa during his stay. When people in Sweden were surveyed about their Christmas traditions, many respondents likely mentioned Santa coming in and having some coffee while they hand out presents. Considering the tradition for most other countries is for Santa to come down the chimney and leave gifts while everyone is sleeping, the offer of coffee to Santa is mistakenly being described as "leaving coffee out".
      That's my theory.

    • @Jordan-og6ue
      @Jordan-og6ue Год назад +5

      its the same for Australia i have never nor do i know anyone who has left out a beer

  • @boliverburray3974
    @boliverburray3974 Год назад +196

    I never would have guessed that eating millions of cookies in one night could have adverse affects on your health

    • @brendanboomhour7606
      @brendanboomhour7606 Год назад +7

      Unless the man has a metabolism comparable to a chimeran hybrid from the resistance series(a hybrid has a metabolism that generates so much internal heat that without a cooling unit embedded in their back they literally cook from the inside out)

    • @AnnabethsEdits
      @AnnabethsEdits Год назад +7

      Why is 90% of these replies bots?

    • @camdrewdye7996
      @camdrewdye7996 Год назад +5

      @@AnnabethsEdits don't worry fine citizen I have reported (destroyed) them all. You may go on with your day in peace.

    • @Crucial54321
      @Crucial54321 Год назад +1

      from personal experience it does not, i have only suffered severe type 2 diabetes but nothing adverse as you say

    • @deleted-something
      @deleted-something Год назад +1

      Yea who could have thought that

  • @theshatteredgod4
    @theshatteredgod4 Год назад +160

    This kind of gives me my own theory
    Instead of eating and drinking it all immediately, maybe he just, stashes it instead? I mean, he has a “pocket dimension” of presents in his bag, why not one for cookies and pineapple? Then he just, snacks on all of it throughout the year

    • @BrenTenkage
      @BrenTenkage Год назад +28

      I tell kids that Santa doesn't deliver presents...at least on his own. Because of modern day he has the help of all the mall santas and other volunteers and thats how he does it in one night. All the milk and cookies are eaten by the volunteers or brought to the north pole for the elves since everyone knows elves love cookies, look at the Keebler Elves LOL

    • @terranova1330
      @terranova1330 Год назад +3

      follow-up question from that, what nutrients would he be missing from this christmas tradition, and maybe, what health problems might arise... SOMEBODY PLEASE DO THIS

    • @goose1260
      @goose1260 Год назад +2

      I was thinking the same thing lol

    • @wonder_platypus8337
      @wonder_platypus8337 Год назад +4

      I think it's obvious he doesn't eat from every house. Probably just snacks along the way.

    • @letslegacy
      @letslegacy Год назад +6

      I always thought that as well lol. But to me, he keeps the food in his pocket dimension to then give to all the elves. So they can have a big feast to celebrate the success of that years Christmas

  • @docbrosstudio7680
    @docbrosstudio7680 Год назад +4

    Love the stopmotion. It's great.

  • @jelyme6051
    @jelyme6051 Год назад +331

    As a Kiwi, I believe Matpat might have misread the pineapple lumps as chunks. Pineapple lumps is a treat which consists of a pineapple flavoured marshmallow covered in chocolate. I personally have not left out pineapple lumps but I'm sure some people do.

    • @xsky7740
      @xsky7740 Год назад +11

      That makes more sense I think.

    • @tctt185_dg
      @tctt185_dg Год назад +21

      Yeap. That actually makes more sense. Hey MatPat, you should try some! They're pretty good. Either way, that's not going to make much of a difference. Santa is pretty much drunk and dead thanks to us Aussies and Kiwis.

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 Год назад +3

      Really? I think I might try some of those if I ever find myself in New Zealand. They sound delicious to me.

    • @kobegaoyt8923
      @kobegaoyt8923 Год назад +5

      Yeah, he probably did not misread it though since pineapple lumps were originally called pineapple chunks when Charles Diver was first making them.

    • @norivixen1877
      @norivixen1877 Год назад +3

      This made me laugh harder than it needed to

  • @Kelarys
    @Kelarys Год назад +136

    One thing you didn't factor is the families that do celebrate christmas but don't leave anything out. My family never followed that tradition and we're a huge christmas family, so there must be tons of other people skipping that one too

    • @bluesonicstreak7317
      @bluesonicstreak7317 Год назад +10

      Undercounting the people who celebrate Christmas at all might account for that?

    • @Kelarys
      @Kelarys Год назад +9

      @@bluesonicstreak7317 maybe, but everyone I know celebrates christmas and the ones I've talked about it with also never left out cookies. Maybe in certain countries it's a more important tradition, but I would say that in certain places, like Canada (where I'm from) it might be like 1/2 or 1/3 that put milk and cookies out

    • @bluesonicstreak7317
      @bluesonicstreak7317 Год назад +2

      @@Kelarys I'm actually Canadian, and my family left out milk and cookies religiously. Who knows though, it's not something I compared notes on with other kids growing up lol.

    • @bigsprucerabbitry6238
      @bigsprucerabbitry6238 Год назад +2

      Weird, my family barely celebrated Christmas (no presents over 5 bucks, most years no decorations or tree), but the milk and cookies was a big deal! Probably helped that my dad is a real life cookie monster 😀

    • @zariaritzberg3946
      @zariaritzberg3946 Год назад

      Same here !!

  • @linny._.
    @linny._. Год назад +268

    Im from sweden, and swedish children actually leave poridge out for santa, i’ve never really heard of anyone leaving coffe for him. But either way im impressed with those calculations!

    • @nugget2366
      @nugget2366 Год назад +21

      I am from sweden aswell and I have never heard of anyone leaving anything out for him, I guess it depends from region to region maybe

    • @rascallybloom567
      @rascallybloom567 Год назад +4

      Svensker☕️

    • @aceey5152
      @aceey5152 Год назад +6

      As yet another Swede never heard of the coffee thing either

    • @Karlusman
      @Karlusman Год назад +2

      Her i norge hører jeg ikke om så mye om det, kan wære at det er bare område der jeg bor.

    • @JohnHillstedt
      @JohnHillstedt Год назад +2

      I am swedish and can also confirm this

  • @chichithefox8891
    @chichithefox8891 Год назад +1

    Makes me so happy as someone from Latvia noticing that mat pat has been bringing it up more lately, since it’s such a small place europe

  • @SWNJim
    @SWNJim Год назад +66

    In my house, the tradition was always a “bite and sip” so that you know Santa showed up and it wasn’t the dog and/or cat getting into the cookies and milk. If Santa showed some restraint, his caloric, alcohol, and caffeine intake would plummet. He’d still be massively dead, but not astronomically. 😅

  • @fishzane287
    @fishzane287 Год назад +550

    As a Filipino, I can say that we dont leave out gifts for Santa because we are busy staying up until Midnight, December 25 every year just to open a gift.

    • @PsychoticWonders0725
      @PsychoticWonders0725 Год назад +20

      Wow. Nice. And I thought my family was the only one who did that, since I have literally never heard of anyone else's family in my 14 years of existence who did the same thing. Although, when I say my family also stays up until midnight on Christmas, I mean we've only done it like twice, since it's slowly starting to become a thing where we along with the families of my mom's friends would go to my uncle's house for any special occasion and stay until the night, sometimes leaving at 11. This year, we got home at like 1 A.M. on Christmas, opened our presents, went to sleep, and the next morning actually used them (My family's Hispanic btw). If my wording was confusing, sorry. Not the best at explaining.

    • @fishzane287
      @fishzane287 Год назад +6

      ​@@PsychoticWonders0725 It's fine, I can understand your explination.

    • @attabooii
      @attabooii Год назад +24

      same except I'm vietnamese! I think a lot of asian and Hispanic households have a huge party with extended family on Christmas Eve and you all open presents at midnight and Christmas is just a quiet day where you enjoy your gifts lol

    • @randyianbaterna762
      @randyianbaterna762 Год назад +1

      facts

    • @redblade5556
      @redblade5556 Год назад +6

      Noche Buena

  • @CreamieBunnies
    @CreamieBunnies Год назад +659

    All Santa needs to do is hire a Mukbang RUclipsr and he'll be set to go.

    • @liannabunny7775
      @liannabunny7775 Год назад +16

      Nikocado Avocado- /j

    • @arshadmajid3623
      @arshadmajid3623 Год назад +2

      Lol

    • @Ensensu2
      @Ensensu2 Год назад +2

      How long would eating all of Santa's food take all of the mukbangers on youtube?

    • @CreamieBunnies
      @CreamieBunnies Год назад +5

      @@Ensensu2 Like a day probably if it’s every mukbanger on youtube

    • @RibbitRibbit191
      @RibbitRibbit191 11 месяцев назад

      @@CreamieBunniesevery mukbanger in total and it’s 2 hours

  • @Chris_vs_Games
    @Chris_vs_Games Год назад +1

    You forgot about Greece here we used to leave 10 cookies a cup of milk and about 7 slices of carrot for the raindeers but most homes don't leave anything anymore

  • @sparklingraine
    @sparklingraine Год назад +173

    I like to imagine Santa has a magic Tupperware to hold all the Christmas treats and he shares with all his elves and Mrs Clause when he gets home

    • @2bbios
      @2bbios Год назад +2

      I mean one gift Box is bigger than a Glas of milk and a few cookies, right?
      He indeed has the room where he stores all those gifts

    • @munarkiiv9999
      @munarkiiv9999 Год назад

      @@2bbios yea but he also need separated bottle to store all variety of drinks, so magic tupperware still make sense

  • @hoitem3336
    @hoitem3336 Год назад +197

    "This is going to leave me with deep emotional scars."
    MatPat today: "Can we consume the entirety of my Christmas tree?!"

    • @blaizegottman4139
      @blaizegottman4139 Год назад +1

      The title is a bunch of lies

    • @hoitem3336
      @hoitem3336 Год назад +2

      @@blaizegottman4139 You're right it should be, "Food Theory: My Christmas Cookies Are KILLING Santa!"

    • @RosheenQuynh
      @RosheenQuynh Год назад

      @@hoitem3336 Uhhhh

    • @hoitem3336
      @hoitem3336 Год назад

      @@RosheenQuynh A valid point. May I direct you to evidence A to Z ruclips.net/video/Th_TOL-aKmY/видео.html

    • @RosheenQuynh
      @RosheenQuynh Год назад

      @@hoitem3336 Uh what?

  • @JoseOrtiz-eg3lb
    @JoseOrtiz-eg3lb Год назад +57

    I like how everyone assumes that Santa has to eat the cookies when he's there and not just... you know...keep and stockpile them

  • @Potatoat
    @Potatoat Год назад +2

    I’m in New Zealand and I have never, never heard of anyone leaving out beer or pineapples! My family usually leaves out some carrots for the reindeers lol

  • @brettbeyer73
    @brettbeyer73 Год назад +102

    Hear me out: his bag full of toys is basically a D&D Bag of Holding. Likewise, Santa could have a few flasks and a picnic basket of holding for storing the food left out for him. Then, in his off-time, he runs a pub that serves all the goodies he collected to fund his workshop.

    • @bowmanc.7439
      @bowmanc.7439 Год назад +20

      Or perhaps, Santa could just be a magical creature that rapidly converts calories into spell points

    • @brettbeyer73
      @brettbeyer73 Год назад +4

      @@bowmanc.7439 I like your style.

    • @NoSkill_fr
      @NoSkill_fr Год назад +4

      @@brettbeyer73 and with those skill points santa can invest into pretty niche stuff in the skill tree

    • @NoSkill_fr
      @NoSkill_fr Год назад +1

      @@brettbeyer73 and can become top #1 in all cookies and milk speedrun categories and get inf gems FROM RAID SHADOW LEGE- :troll:

  • @darthstardustv2644
    @darthstardustv2644 Год назад +281

    A couple of things: Santa usually took like 2 bites of our cookies and that's it. Still with all those houses, each bite would still add up. I always was under the assumption that he was magical, though, so he probably can take the food anyway from the sheer power of Christmas spirit 😝

    • @ked49
      @ked49 Год назад +1

      Divide total by like 20?

    • @darthstardustv2644
      @darthstardustv2644 Год назад +2

      @@FlameOnTheBeat yes, then his magic rubs off on you lol.

    • @honque2490
      @honque2490 Год назад +7

      @@AverageRUclipsr76 neither is your dad.

    • @darthstardustv2644
      @darthstardustv2644 Год назад +1

      @Interstate 60 2002 😲😲😲😲 don't believe this person's lies children!

    • @66the_empire66
      @66the_empire66 Год назад

      @Interstate 60 2002 I think he was real but he was a normal human no powers or anything

  • @leticiasuzuki2738
    @leticiasuzuki2738 Год назад +290

    I imagine MatPat explaining to his son why they won't leave anything for Santa this Christmas

  • @Kampstir
    @Kampstir Год назад +3

    I can imagine that Santa’s Christmas magic is powered by calories and his sleigh powered by alcohol

  • @ghostcoffee1099
    @ghostcoffee1099 Год назад +437

    Food Theory has been my favorite channel because MatPat gets on camera and does wacky stuff

  • @nyletower6860
    @nyletower6860 Год назад +145

    This doesn't have to do with the topic of the video but that stop motion scene with the cookies at the beginning was so creative. I imagine it took a lot of time; its impressive! Loved it.

  • @fifiishere
    @fifiishere Год назад +93

    I'm from the UK and my family leaves either a mince pie or a biscuit (cookie) and milk for Father Christmas. We also leave a carrot for Rudolph. This video has left me curious on how many other countries leave a carrot for Rudolph, how many carrots would Rudolf consume on this trip and what the effects of eating that many carrots would be.

    • @penguin2375
      @penguin2375 Год назад +8

      My family also did this. I'm from Australia

    • @letsreadtextbook1687
      @letsreadtextbook1687 Год назад +5

      You don't give other deers some?

    • @snowflake-gacha.I_writestories
      @snowflake-gacha.I_writestories Год назад +5

      Yeah it's a carrot for the reindeers not just Rudolph. Also same I'm from the UK but we never left anything out. Although I presumed the national standard was milk and biscuits / cookies.

    • @somedumbgayplantboi3012
      @somedumbgayplantboi3012 Год назад +7

      he has night vision from all the carrots, the nose is just bc he has a perpetual cold

    • @thatsmrfisher
      @thatsmrfisher Год назад +4

      I was so confused where he got the notion we leave sherry out. It’s not the 1950s anymore 😂

  • @DarkFrozenDepths
    @DarkFrozenDepths Год назад +3

    I'm very late saying this, but the approach that the Visual Novel called "Sakura Santa" had would still lead to way too much food and drunkenness...
    In that game, Santa's MANY children handle each CITY. That's still far too much for any one of his kids to consume aside from the few cities that barely leave much to eat AND drink.
    Also, let's just overlook the fact that Ms. Claus popped out more kids than some species of fish... That, or it means Old St. Nick really got around... Also, all his kids are also called Santa for some reason... both the boys and girls of the Claus family...

  • @katuni08
    @katuni08 Год назад +90

    Santa always just ate a nibble of our cookies and took a sip of the milk. Even taking all of these numbers and cutting them down to a sample from each house, these are still insane numbers 😳

  • @benberry1165
    @benberry1165 Год назад +418

    Of course Santa can survive the caloric onslaught of cookies all over the world, he's omnipresent.

    • @zeroart1641
      @zeroart1641 Год назад +6

      They was a good one 🤣

    • @blessedcocoa5729
      @blessedcocoa5729 Год назад +4

      Exactly, the weight disperses.

    • @marafty3776
      @marafty3776 Год назад +3

      He can't survive bc he isn't surviving and never has bc he ain't real

    • @DinoCrystal360
      @DinoCrystal360 Год назад

      @@marafty3776 shhhhhhhh

  • @travisnorton9288
    @travisnorton9288 Год назад +89

    I love how MatPat was concerned about Santa’s caffeine intake even though his bac is 14,000% after the leaving the first country

    • @lachydragneel
      @lachydragneel Год назад +2

      And we won't stop giving him alcohol.
      Now thinking of it, imagine Santa after leaving Australia flying everywhere just uncontrollably 🤣🤣

    • @nlm2nd
      @nlm2nd Год назад +1

      @@lachydragneel Maybe its not that wild because the reindeer are experienced enough to do the route without much input. After all, they're supposed to be some sort of Immortal God-like Caribou.

  • @mykafrandi3541
    @mykafrandi3541 Год назад +1

    i'm very late to this but as a new zealander we don't leave out pure pinnapple, it's actually worse, we leave out chocolate covered pinnapple flavoured lollies called pinnapple lumps. it's pinnapple flavoured marshmallow covered in chocolate

  • @arandomgamer5986
    @arandomgamer5986 Год назад +96

    I am from Sweden and we often leave out rice portage for santa. It was originally for the "Gårds tomte" that one may call farm santa. If you did not feed them they wold not take care of your farm. I was actually not aware that Sweds left out coffee despite being one.

    • @That.Loser.34
      @That.Loser.34 Год назад +7

      We do something similar in Norway

    • @VelvetWxtch
      @VelvetWxtch Год назад +1

      @@That.Loser.34 yeah i remember thinking "poor santa needs to eat cold porridge!" Lol

    • @dyst0pi465
      @dyst0pi465 Год назад

      since when is it coffee?

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana Год назад +2

      Even inside of a country traditions can differ, like in the south of Germany santa is not the one delivering the presents, but ... "the Christkind" new born jesus? While in other regions one got no idea of that...

    • @arandomgamer5986
      @arandomgamer5986 Год назад

      @@SingingSealRiana yes, I think porridge may be more of a rural swedish thing to do.

  • @81ue93
    @81ue93 Год назад +99

    Hello! A swede here. I had no idea that people give santa coffee. I often just put out some milk and gingerbread or "tomtegröt" out for him to eat. Also, I think that its important to say that we celebrate chistmas the 24th, and not 25th like most other countries. So we get the presents either on the night of 23rd or in the morning on 24th.

    • @Tackpuumba
      @Tackpuumba Год назад +7

      Yeah, what kind of BS is that? I've never heard of it either, and I've lived here my whole life. After five minutes of Google, I cannot find a single source in Swedish for this claim. It's only on American web sites.

    • @zatchbellgaming3433
      @zatchbellgaming3433 Год назад +4

      @@Tackpuumba you have to realize his sources are intrinsically biased to an American point of view due to his inability to speak. Probably many languages

    • @SuperJJx
      @SuperJJx Год назад

      Afternoon on the 24th!

    • @NimaH_VFFV
      @NimaH_VFFV Год назад +3

      As a fellow swede, I haven't heard of the coffee thing either.. More like the "tomtegröt" (rice porridge) you're talking about.

    • @kareem5916
      @kareem5916 Год назад +7

      I’ve been googling and reading about people explaining my own culture to me does feel like listening to that episode of futurama where they speculate on the 20th century

  • @foxofsky5
    @foxofsky5 Год назад +189

    As a swede I’ve never heard of anyone leaving coffee out for Santa, personally we always left out a bowl of porridge instead! Oh and Christmas is celebrated the night before, aka Christmas Eve :)

    • @PikaLink91
      @PikaLink91 Год назад +10

      Same here with Christmas Eve (I'm Danish) :-) I never understood why the Americans hold the party on the evening of the 24th, but then leave the presents for morning on the 25th? How do you have the restraint to wait one whole extra night?? xD

    • @KAtotheY
      @KAtotheY Год назад +4

      I myself am an American. My family has always celebrated Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. Opened gifts from family on Christmas Eve, and gifts from Santa Christmas day morning.

    • @maxnoren9871
      @maxnoren9871 Год назад +4

      As a swede i can to say that i have never heard of giving santa some coffee. Just some rice porridge

    • @AKA-Elfire
      @AKA-Elfire Год назад

      Same I am also a Swede

    • @johanloubser8138
      @johanloubser8138 Год назад

      In South Africa too, or at least in my family, we open gifts on the eve and then go to church and the rest on the 25th

  • @alex_pier
    @alex_pier Год назад +1

    I now will tell my children that he carries kegs, a mini fridge (milk), and cookie jars to preserve all this for the yearly food haul for the elves and himself

  • @elijahdelacruz3204
    @elijahdelacruz3204 Год назад +101

    “Even in majority Christian nations like the Philippines, they don’t typically leave out anything for Santa.” I’m from the Philippines and I can confirm that as a fact. Growing up, not once did leaving out food for Santa become a tradition. In fact, in my 22 years of existence, this is the first time I heard of the tradition hahaha

    • @paulinelol3930
      @paulinelol3930 Год назад

      im like a child and I will also confirm this and as a younger child I was skeptical with imagimary stuff like tooth fairy santa claus etc.

  • @theunkownviolinist
    @theunkownviolinist Год назад +257

    As a kid, I always thought Santa would just save all the food he couldn't eat

    • @beckmania1066
      @beckmania1066 Год назад +31

      It’s my headcannon that he takes most of the food and through some Christmas magic BS he portalizes them to a giant blender and they become treats for the reindeers throughout the year.

    • @TerraShiro7
      @TerraShiro7 Год назад +20

      Well he does have a magic bag of presents why not one with the food he couldn't eat

    • @Dan280974
      @Dan280974 Год назад +12

      I'd say he gives them to the elves

    • @Na1lgun
      @Na1lgun Год назад +11

      The leftover food is the elves' rations for the year

    • @theanathema3062
      @theanathema3062 Год назад +2

      @@Na1lgun we must not let the elves unionize, it’ll be the end.

  • @spheeman
    @spheeman Год назад +210

    Now all you have to do is calculate how many calories he burns at each house considering that he has to scale down and up a chimney! Or at least through all of the movement he does over the night.

    • @qaasimabdullah5598
      @qaasimabdullah5598 Год назад +10

      Considering he just sits back in a sleigh lol, I'm not sure of how many calories he would actually be burning

    • @omniyx7837
      @omniyx7837 Год назад +3

      It wouldn’t be that much tbf, at max a couple thousand

    • @spheeman
      @spheeman Год назад +12

      @@omniyx7837 I mean since he'd be going extremely quickly and the amount of energy expended is exponential to the speed at which you are going.

    • @andreaa.4446
      @andreaa.4446 Год назад +1

      @@spheeman truu he diesnt get out if his sleigh eventually at lightning speed

  • @ivoernstsen7819
    @ivoernstsen7819 Год назад +1

    You forgot to Mention Norway, as not many homes are there to give Santa an Overabundance of food, Each Norwegian Household Leaves out an ENTIRE BOWL OF PORRIDGE for Saint Nicholas.

  • @GipsyD29
    @GipsyD29 Год назад +60

    I just find it incredibly amusing that NORAD is so dedicated to the tracking Santa thing. That site is so detailed.
    One part I find even more hilarious: "How does Santa travel the world within 24 hours?"
    NORAD's answer in a nutshell: Santa experiences time differently to us. A night of Christmas Eve to us could be months for him, which gives him time to deliver all the presents, so the only logical conclusion is that Santa somehow functions within his own time-space continuum.
    Essentially, NORAD claims that Santa has the ability to manipulate time itself, and to us, he moves at speeds up to light speed. 😂😂😂 I absolutely love this.

  • @newandroid2673
    @newandroid2673 Год назад +126

    Kiwi here. I have never heard of leaving out beer and pinapple chunks for Santa, no friends nor family do it. It sounds like "Oh, those upside down southern hemispheres!" to me
    And I'd say close to all families in New Zealand celebrate Christmas. It's our biggest holiday. True, most of us aren't christians but I didn't even know Christmas was a religious thing until around 12-13 when my perspective of the world expanded beyond New Zealand

    • @averagecayde6enjoyer520
      @averagecayde6enjoyer520 Год назад +7

      nah but we do leave out beer even if its non alcoholic, maybe even a mince pie from across the road.

    • @NymphWolfie
      @NymphWolfie Год назад +2

      Māori and I came here to say the same. All for a beer but never seen one left for Santa, and pineapples ??

    • @emmylovesluna1818
      @emmylovesluna1818 Год назад +9

      Lol kiwi here too, i've left beer out for santa a few times and it seems like 'pineapple chunks' are just a mistranslation of pineapple lumps (though i've never left those out my self)
      i just find it funny how they didnt even address that (as far as im aware) a lot of us still just leave out milk and cookies.

    • @lisaemmerson8612
      @lisaemmerson8612 Год назад +5

      Kiwi here as well, I assumed he misunderstood and meant pineapple lumps -as in the sweets,

    • @averagecayde6enjoyer520
      @averagecayde6enjoyer520 Год назад +1

      @@lisaemmerson8612 oh yeah

  • @oddball7888
    @oddball7888 Год назад +110

    I’ve never actually left cookies for Santa- when I was a kid I was always concerned that Santa would get sick after only eating cookies and milk- so we didn’t leave out anything- thankfully…I still got presents every year! :D

    • @OfficialGrandpengu206
      @OfficialGrandpengu206 Год назад +6

      I have never actually heard that other Australians leave out alcohol for santa. every person I know has put out milk and cookies like the americans

    • @frankglynn8209
      @frankglynn8209 Год назад +5

      @@OfficialGrandpengu206 Ireland does leave Guinness but I have never EVER even seen a mince pie let alone eaten one! In my house, we just left a carrot for the reindeer along with the Guinness!

    • @OfficialGrandpengu206
      @OfficialGrandpengu206 Год назад +1

      @@fangwraith oh yeah those reindeers must be big after All those carrots

    • @eileenparascandola3811
      @eileenparascandola3811 Год назад +3

      i had a friend that would leave out some tums for his stomach so minus 1 coookie and milk in usa

    • @pastelnut027
      @pastelnut027 Год назад +1

      We would leave out carrots and celery because my father suggested that Santa would probably be sick of cookies by the time he got here. Lol

  • @joshuatraill1042
    @joshuatraill1042 Год назад +1

    bro i have a mad respect for all the researches and mat himself for doing this type of maths

  • @Heva1987
    @Heva1987 Год назад +53

    I really liked that the film Arthur Christmas explains the use of so many calories that are meant to be "eaten" by Santa. The film says the food and drink taken are turned into Bio-fuel for the now huge Santa sleigh. I loved leaving a glass of sherry for Santa as a kid, is now more hilarious as an adult that he was flying around totally sloshed.

  • @Issuedbox
    @Issuedbox Год назад +71

    As an Australian I haven’t tried getting Santa drunk, but maybe this year I’ll give him 10 jugs to make up for only some of the years I’ve missed

  • @Dekubud
    @Dekubud Год назад +164

    I remember my mom drinking all the milk but not eating all the cookies, saying he couldn't finish them all since everyone left him some cookies lol
    We also left carrots for the reindeers and those were mostly finished because not everyone think about them.
    It was her clever way of not having to eat too many cookies since she doesn't have much of a sweet tooth but LOVES carrots. As for the milk she poured some of it back in the jug because she doesn't like wasting!

    • @MissMoontree
      @MissMoontree Год назад +6

      We didn't leave anything for Santa, but some kids left carrots for Sinterklaas his horse in their shoes. Sinterklaas is probably skinnier than his bro Santa, since Sinterklaas only gets drawings and letters.

    • @ThisIsTheYear4Ferrari
      @ThisIsTheYear4Ferrari Год назад

      Not to be that guy, but like this comment might make this season a little less magical for the young audience of the ____ theory channels.

    • @the1necromancer
      @the1necromancer Год назад +3

      @@ThisIsTheYear4Ferrari
      Less magical? He clearly can't eat all that food. Of course the parents eat what he leaves behind.

  • @rileyquinn974
    @rileyquinn974 Год назад +1

    I grew up watching Norad with my mom and it's become something I do each year with my cousin's kids! I have them go to bed 2 hours before he makes it to us (which was what my mom did with me!) so they can keep up with his location as long as possible, they love it ^_^

  • @teamawesome5153
    @teamawesome5153 Год назад +44

    Well, after all this time I would assume he's found ways to get around the dangers of eating all that in one night. Like maybe he brings an extra bag with him that he puts most of the cookies & other foods in. As for the booze, coffee & milk, either he takes a sip then pours the rest out or he has big containers in that extra bag that he pours it into. And then when he's done with his journey, he lets the elves have a big Christmas feast with it all.

  • @Misshowzat
    @Misshowzat Год назад +118

    I remember being worried about Santa feeling sick & unhealthy when I was about 7 so we left out carrot & celery sticks instead. Not sure about NZ but most Aussies often leave out milk or water.

    • @AnnabethsEdits
      @AnnabethsEdits Год назад +7

      In England (at least for me and my friends used to, not sure about everyone else) we usually leave out carrots and a glass of milk, the carrots for Santa’s reindeers. Some people leave biscuits (or cookies to Americans) out as well though)

    • @Katclub8
      @Katclub8 Год назад +1

      Same! We even had a pile just for the reindeer, too!

    • @alienfriend4658
      @alienfriend4658 Год назад +1

      I leave out olives, because I thought Santa might be bored of cookies.

    • @jackpayne8440
      @jackpayne8440 Год назад +1

      Why are their so many bots😑😑😕

    • @Misshowzat
      @Misshowzat Год назад

      Yeah the carrots were for the reindeer but because even else had been putting out biscuits we put out the celery sticks & water. Not sure how Dad would have felt about that though 😄

  • @SoniasWay
    @SoniasWay Год назад +61

    I never would have guessed that eating millions of cookies in one night could have adverse effects on your health

    • @coralreef2329
      @coralreef2329 Год назад +5

      Unlikely. A very reliable source told me that eating 918,836,837,941,828,837,927,829 cookies one night a year will actually increase your health, comfort, and well-being.

    • @roofdogblues7400
      @roofdogblues7400 Год назад +5

      @@coralreef2329 With the right magics it sure will.

  • @miraculousmickiz2076
    @miraculousmickiz2076 Год назад +1

    As a Swede, I’ve never heard of leaving out coffee, only rice porridge in old times. These days, from what I know, Santa arrives while the children are still awake

  • @tylercrockett7273
    @tylercrockett7273 Год назад +91

    I like to imagine that he's not eating them all on the trip, and instead has a second bag that he fills with food to bring back with him to the north pole and either stockpile it for the whole year or even better, share it all with the elves. And any doubt can be explained with a little Santa magic.

    • @roofdogblues7400
      @roofdogblues7400 Год назад +9

      Those reindeer are putting in the miles... they could use some energy for all that effort too.

    • @manastorm5308
      @manastorm5308 Год назад +13

      @@roofdogblues7400 Quite a lot of people also leave out carrots, so don't you worry

    • @dante_0962
      @dante_0962 Год назад +4

      @@manastorm5308 same here.

    • @Suchwerewolf
      @Suchwerewolf Год назад

      @@manastorm5308 yup, we’d leave out a carrot. I used to worry that it wasn’t fair to leave just one, but my parents assured me that if lots of people left out carrots, Santa would obviously share the carrots equally among the reindeer

    • @thewhitewolf3426
      @thewhitewolf3426 Год назад

      Honestly this makes the most sense, it’s probably something like: santa eats as much as he can and then just collects the rest of the food to give to the deer and elves. Everyone at santa hq works tirelessly after all.

  • @atomicgator5207
    @atomicgator5207 Год назад +126

    I think there should be addendum to this episode. A follow-up episode where MatPat calculates just how many calories Santa burned during his trip. Does it balance out in the long run? Or is Santa out of luck?
    Edit: Also, are his reindeer consuming any of those calories? Afterall, they have their work cut out for them defying gravity and hauling that sleigh.

    • @darklanternstudios7691
      @darklanternstudios7691 Год назад +7

      I'd always heard that those that took the Reindeer into consideration would leave water and carrots out sperate from the cookies. That being said, it would also probably help at that point to know what ingredients (if any) in these traditions might be less than palatable to them, since a lot of animals can't consume many of the foods we humans do (i.e. dogs and chocolate, cats and garlic, ect.). Once we know that we could probably take into consideration roughly how many calories could be distributed to the nine reindeer (likely keeping the booze away from them because that just sounds like a worst combination than if it was just Santa doing the drinking).

    • @bella-be4mh
      @bella-be4mh Год назад +2

      😅

    • @havannahwild2817
      @havannahwild2817 Год назад +2

      My family used to leave water and carrots or apples out for the reindeer

    • @3dpprofessor
      @3dpprofessor Год назад +2

      Not to mention there's a time dilation power at work here. Speed force or something. And as anyone knows Force=Mass*Velocity/Time, meaning as time goes down, the force required will go up. Taking this into account, Santa desperately needs those calories to finish his journey.
      Of course the elves have probably already stocked the TARDIS space in his sleigh with enough hyper energy candy canes to keep him going.

  • @jakegardner8667
    @jakegardner8667 Год назад +92

    You calculated how many calories sonic would need to run incredibly fast a few weeks ago. Considering how fast Santa has to travel, and also considering a lot of these treats could be for reindeer, I suppose he may need all those treats to complete his journey on time. Not to mention the load of the toys the reindeer must pull, even with multiple trips back to the north pole

    • @zackaryw8407
      @zackaryw8407 Год назад +7

      Nah, Santa has a big Bag of Holding, it’s pretty much weightless. The load the reindeer actually pull is the huge sleigh and big ol’ Santa. The contents of his bag would probably weigh over a billion pounds, I don’t care how magic the reindeer are, they can’t pull/carry a load that massive.

    • @jan_harald
      @jan_harald Год назад +7

      also the fact he could be eating it FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR

    • @kenziehurlock
      @kenziehurlock Год назад +1

      Santa doesn't go back to the north pole to grab more gifts. He has a magic bag that gets filled with gifts as he goes.

    • @jan_harald
      @jan_harald Год назад +2

      @@kenziehurlock santa doesn't have a gift bag, that's just his cape he bundled up, he *IS* the gift bag, himself!

  • @FinMilo
    @FinMilo 3 месяца назад

    I love the part where Mario in a Santa outfit says just what I needed. It’s just the funniest part.