Food Theory: Bees are Fish

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  • Опубликовано: 9 июн 2024
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    Remember when we were wondering if Subway tuna was REALLY fish? Now, we’re wondering if ALL FISH are really fish. . . or if they are actually BEES! It’s a strange question to ask, I know! But, stay with me here. We should really get to the bottom of this mystery and find out whether those little stinging insects ACTUALLY belong in the sea. Something smells fishy here, so let’s solve it!
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  • @BigBoss-jq4su
    @BigBoss-jq4su Год назад +6102

    Imagine being a lawyer and going to the court to convince the judge that bees are fish

    • @BigBoss-jq4su
      @BigBoss-jq4su Год назад +5

      @@hereisthefullclip7666 nice video thanks

    • @skittybug6937
      @skittybug6937 Год назад +267

      And then winning the case.

    • @please-3889
      @please-3889 Год назад +51

      @@skittybug6937 fr 🤡

    • @SergioLeonardoCornejo
      @SergioLeonardoCornejo Год назад +1

      Well. California is full of dumb, unscientific people who can't define simple scientific facts.
      TBH them reclassifying bees as fish isn't the dumbest thing ever in California.

    • @BonkersOfficialYT
      @BonkersOfficialYT Год назад

      @@hereisthefullclip7666 shut up nerd 🤓

  • @coolnerdlll6053
    @coolnerdlll6053 Год назад +15827

    At this point, MatPat can probably convince me everyone is secretly a bowl of cereal. He's doing more to change minds than most politicians.

    • @inqyr4707
      @inqyr4707 Год назад +348

      Dont give him ideas to make this an actual video

    • @cereal6554
      @cereal6554 Год назад +289

      I am a bowl of cereal

    • @sploda9886
      @sploda9886 Год назад +183

      The bowl is the skin and skeleton, the actual bits of cereal are all of your little organs and junk.

    • @boomer5778
      @boomer5778 Год назад +80

      Lol soon humans are literally gonna be considered bowls of cereal 🥣 (wait my insides do feel as warm as milk

    • @notyoutube2599
      @notyoutube2599 Год назад +11

      Ikk

  • @Unknown.Stonks
    @Unknown.Stonks Год назад +619

    This brings flying fish to a whole other level

    • @desireer6915
      @desireer6915 Год назад +8

      Underrated comment truly lol

    • @vincenthartzell5391
      @vincenthartzell5391 11 месяцев назад +4

      Could you imagine if they pollinated stuff lol

    • @thegameroha
      @thegameroha 10 месяцев назад +1

      Until I see a bee that lives in water for most of its life than I'm not buying it

    • @Teabag3491
      @Teabag3491 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@thegamerohathen go under the sea without going up it's definitely a good idea

    • @nerd9347.
      @nerd9347. 9 месяцев назад

      *rimshot*.

  • @missingindy
    @missingindy Год назад +414

    10:53 fun fact: bees are one of the animals we can consider consenting to us taking their products, since bees can and will leave a beekeeper doing a bad job

    • @michawhite7613
      @michawhite7613 10 месяцев назад +55

      Yep. Bees don't seem to suffer much, so many people actually consider honey to be vegan.

    • @thealterego3187
      @thealterego3187 10 месяцев назад +13

      Tell that to Barry B. Benson

    • @user-fo9kt3rq3d
      @user-fo9kt3rq3d 10 месяцев назад +39

      ​@@michawhite7613i am a vegan and i consider beekeeping and other uses of animals that are harmless to them totally acceptable , bees are also helping in agriculture.

    • @desaug
      @desaug 10 месяцев назад +5

      yoooo i never realized, thats so cool

    • @inperspective360miami8
      @inperspective360miami8 9 месяцев назад +4

      That’s a really cool fact ö

  • @rman238
    @rman238 Год назад +2260

    it's almost time for matpat to eat a Christmas tree. what a great tradition. good luck this year.

    • @travelfunpassion36
      @travelfunpassion36 Год назад +79

      Omg I almost forgot about that one 😭 Can't wait for it tho ngl

    • @Booieann
      @Booieann Год назад +81

      I wonder if he can make that pine soda going around on tiktok from a Christmas tree

    • @lovelylipbonesouwwwwwwwolv2198
      @lovelylipbonesouwwwwwwwolv2198 Год назад +30

      Happy Christmas tree eating season!

    • @TigerSira
      @TigerSira Год назад +41

      Is a tree seafood? I mean... They come from seeds which are from flowers that have been pollinated by bees 😬

    • @myleswelnetz6700
      @myleswelnetz6700 Год назад +7

      Did he do that last year?

  • @farzanaalam7464
    @farzanaalam7464 Год назад +3124

    I am surprised that matpat could go through the entire video without giving a bad bee pun. Good job matpat :)

    • @hyzmarie
      @hyzmarie Год назад +103

      The US Bee meme would like to speak with you

    • @nienke7713
      @nienke7713 Год назад +86

      It is hard to beelieve, but sadly it's just buzz, beecause, and I'm sorry to have to tell you honey, there were bad bee puns in the video.

    • @supersonic1991
      @supersonic1991 Год назад +98

      2:04 You should probably bee more observant. 🤓🐝

    • @1tkb6h66
      @1tkb6h66 Год назад +5

      good bee matpat :)

    • @rykanshizen4443
      @rykanshizen4443 Год назад +11

      It would BEE so awesome if he did make the bee puns, it kinda BUZZED me when he didn't do it when i finished the video

  • @ExaltNick
    @ExaltNick Год назад +75

    Imagine going to an aquarium and it's just a room with a buncha bees flyin around.

  • @ionh7039
    @ionh7039 Год назад +18

    If I ever somehow get into some futuristic accident, where I lose my spine, but still are living, I’m gonna say to myself, “Now I am fish”

    • @hadesoneiroi
      @hadesoneiroi 11 месяцев назад +1

      Technically you are a fish already. We all are

  • @thebeeguy7457
    @thebeeguy7457 Год назад +1173

    For a college research paper I wrote specifically about this issue. As someone who is a bee keeper, it is good to see attention brought to this issue!

    • @Werewolf914
      @Werewolf914 Год назад +34

      I'm a Carnitarian (someone who doesn't eat Fish or other similar Aquatic Creatures) and now knowing Bees are Fish and Honey is equivalent to Caviar it's looking like I'll need to give up eating 🍯

    • @3xeplodng_3agle_studios
      @3xeplodng_3agle_studios Год назад

      @@Werewolf914 🤦‍♂️ only legally. Not scientifically. Please tell me that was a joke/sarcasm...

    • @tylerhorn3712
      @tylerhorn3712 Год назад

      Biological gender is now subjective and bees are called fish. How many fish mate with the same gender and make children?

    • @UnknownPersonHere17
      @UnknownPersonHere17 Год назад +8

      @@Werewolf914 I know it’s not serious but not really lol

    • @justlaurenslife4736
      @justlaurenslife4736 Год назад +5

      Bee keeper? I think you'll find you are an aquarist my friend...

  • @notyoutube2599
    @notyoutube2599 Год назад +1793

    We just get even more and more worried about mat every week

    • @voidep4771
      @voidep4771 Год назад +3

      Yep

    • @AlienVecna
      @AlienVecna Год назад +11

      @don't be surprised WOW YOU MET MATPAT WITH POTATO WEDGES?

    • @Kasey_art
      @Kasey_art Год назад +3

      Fr

    • @Rocco049
      @Rocco049 Год назад +5

      @@AlienVecna he did say to not be surprised tbf

    • @Bugermanchi
      @Bugermanchi Год назад +5

      Next he’ll make how calm and reasonable Kratos is

  • @nymphrodellsalavin
    @nymphrodellsalavin Год назад +11

    I'm a beekeeper so I knew all of the facts that you presented in this video but I found your journey in learning them very amusing

  • @sebastianacevedo9444
    @sebastianacevedo9444 Год назад +24

    I also like to point out that honey isn't just seafood.
    Per the FDA or is classified as a raw meat.
    That makes honey sushi

  • @DarkabyssTheFounder
    @DarkabyssTheFounder Год назад +2338

    Petition for Mat to make a biology channel just dedicated to crazy theories about real life animals.

  • @justayeet5905
    @justayeet5905 Год назад +1700

    As a beekeeper in California (not a big one I only have a small apiary) it is hilarious to see MatPat discovering some of the ins and outs of beekeeping and the funny laws we’ve got! And of course by beekeeper I mean fishkeeper. Of course. Anyway. Respect your native bees! We really need bumble bees and the rest of them! If you’ve got a hive in an inconvenient spot, call a local beekeeper who promises not to exterminate! And if the bees are in a place they’re not bothering anyone, leave them be(e)! They won’t bother you unless you bother them!

    • @Rencol666
      @Rencol666 Год назад +73

      Here in Europe (well at least in my country) its actually illegal to destroy bee or bumblebee nests, not even when you are endangered (like having allergy and they making hive on your frontyard) - when that happens you call specialists who put them to sleep and remove. Wasps and hornets are fair game thou and you can nuke them on your property if you are capable, but you are not supposed to without professional help. If you get hurt by hornets or wasps when destroying the hive on your own, your insurance doesnt apply, because you "brought this on yourself"

    • @LaxJack
      @LaxJack Год назад +44

      @@Rencol666 to be fair, yes, if I decide i want to fight a wasp hive by myself instead of paying a professional I'd argue I brought their wrath upon myself

    • @Rencol666
      @Rencol666 Год назад +34

      @@LaxJack well i worked for insurance company for few years. so yes this truly applies :D i had a call about guy getting attacked by hornets and i asked him if he tried to remove the hive. He paused and said veeeery carefuly "no, i was harvesting fruit near them". Every call is recorded, guy was smart and that line saved him money.

    • @bobthegamingtaco6073
      @bobthegamingtaco6073 Год назад +18

      As an eyewitness then, are the bees up to any... fishy business?

    • @couththememer
      @couththememer Год назад +3

      I was about to like the comment when you made that pun.

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement Год назад +7

    2:52 Editors got to the joke before us lmao.

  • @HuongNgo-zw9tr
    @HuongNgo-zw9tr 9 месяцев назад +9

    I don't think I can live without bumblebee butts. They're too cute and play a crucial part in the ecosystem. They need to be protected at all costs.

  • @StuffandThings_
    @StuffandThings_ Год назад +928

    Okay here's a fun technicality for you with your annual christmas tree eating... there's a weird branch of conifers known as the Gnetales, of which the genus Gentum is of particular interest here. The leaves are eaten as a vegetable, and the nuts can be eaten various ways too. Instead of chomping down some pine needles, you could have a genuinely tasty meal and still *technically* have a traditional christmas tree, since an evergreen conifer sounds plenty christmasy to me!
    Quick edit with a little bit of extra info since this seems to be mildly popular:
    I'd recommend going for Gnetum gnemon, as it is one of two species of tree in the genus Gnetum, the other being Gnetum costatum. All other Gnetum are lianas (woody vines; technically you could grow these like a tree with a lot of pruning and patience... but why would you?), and all save for G. gnemon are ridiculously obscure (good luck finding so much as a scrap of information about them, let along some actual seeds or plants to grow). Even G gnemon doesn't seem to be particularly easy to come by... but definitely available with some quick searching online. Also, turns out there's more than just the leaves and seeds that are edible, pfaf has some good info on this. The genus even produces extrafloral nectaries, so if you really wanted to experiment I'm sure the nectar is edible.

    • @sleepy-emerald
      @sleepy-emerald Год назад +53

      We all care too much about seeing this man eat trees.

    • @eugeneimnotgonnatellyoumyl5513
      @eugeneimnotgonnatellyoumyl5513 Год назад +8

      There's a type of trees called Genitals?

    • @darkm007
      @darkm007 Год назад +9

      @@eugeneimnotgonnatellyoumyl5513 If you don't know how to read yet then yes, but otherwise no.

    • @alex.g7317
      @alex.g7317 Год назад +3

      odd... but how is this related to the video?
      p.s. is there a recepie for this?

    • @mann_idonotreadreplies
      @mann_idonotreadreplies Год назад +1

      Cool story bro

  • @andrewtime2994
    @andrewtime2994 Год назад +404

    From now on, I'm going to call honey "bee caviar".

    • @TheRandomizerYT
      @TheRandomizerYT Год назад +3

      Its not bee eggs tho...

    • @iAnonymous877
      @iAnonymous877 Год назад +3

      Just call it bee pee, not accurate but definitely rolls off the tongue.

    • @SparkleP8nter
      @SparkleP8nter Год назад +1

      @@iAnonymous877 bee vomit isn't appetizing, you're right lol 😂

    • @Femaiden
      @Femaiden Год назад +1

      it's more like "bee milk" than anything else

  • @plumper303
    @plumper303 Год назад +36

    I am quite familiar with having bees shipped to our home. My father is a farmer, and I remember every year we would buy bee boxes. I always hated them because right when the trees started flowering I wouldn't go in them because there were so many bees, but it helped with pollination, so that's good, I guess.

  • @Waste_of_space_lol
    @Waste_of_space_lol 5 месяцев назад +2

    “Bees come in all different shapes, sizes, and flavors.”
    -MatPat 2022

  • @blazeswordpaladin9357
    @blazeswordpaladin9357 Год назад +309

    5:45 It gets even funnier if you consider that, phyllogenetically, everything with a boney spinal chord is a fish
    So both vertebrates and inverebrates are fish.
    Everything is fish

    • @pXnTilde
      @pXnTilde Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/t1SXbcniDWc/видео.html

    • @clarehidalgo
      @clarehidalgo Год назад +21

      Didn't Scishow literally do a "Are we fish?" video last month talking about how tetrapods are in the middle between 2 groups we call fish and thus are fish

    • @pXnTilde
      @pXnTilde Год назад +2

      @@clarehidalgo Minute Earth did one 3 years ago

    • @requiem6465
      @requiem6465 Год назад +4

      Everything is either fish or crab

    • @MasterStudioCZ
      @MasterStudioCZ Год назад +1

      Everything in my life has been lie.

  • @dylanzrim3635
    @dylanzrim3635 Год назад +254

    7:59 bee farm inspections are stricter than fish farms, because an infection in a bee farm screws every farm in a massive radius, while an infection in a fish farm is generally contained

  • @babeileedwards2333
    @babeileedwards2333 Год назад +5

    I’m concerned this was on FOOD theory. You been eating bees MatPat?

  • @yeticaller
    @yeticaller Год назад +4

    So your saying if I rip out someone’s backbone they become a fish

  • @Cultured_Ayato
    @Cultured_Ayato Год назад +312

    as a law student, I love episodes like these. The little law technicalities are so funny and interesting to me

    • @godless1014
      @godless1014 Год назад +6

      This isn't funny. It's embarrassing. We are a silly people.

    • @charliegranberry2594
      @charliegranberry2594 Год назад +10

      @@godless1014 It is not only not funny, but it also threatens how democracy/ a republic is supposed to work, in making laws and the limitation on government power.

    • @gingerinajacket8519
      @gingerinajacket8519 Год назад +3

      If it includes fishery products in this, does that mean beeswax, and by extension candles, are under the supervision of the FDA?

    • @Narra0002
      @Narra0002 Год назад

      @@gingerinajacket8519 I think it should

  • @rutun2443
    @rutun2443 Год назад +896

    MatPat can singlehandedly convince me that I'm not real and I'd believe him. The power this man holds is seriously uncanny.

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear Год назад +2

      Here is the full Clip : when I met matpat
      ruclips.net/video/mCfYi7634rU/видео.html

    • @Skelterbane69
      @Skelterbane69 Год назад +30

      He should do a video on the "we live in a simulation" theory, if he hasn't already.

    • @ramonandrajo6348
      @ramonandrajo6348 Год назад +11

      Blame the state of California for that.

    • @trixsisdead
      @trixsisdead Год назад

      yeah but technically you aren't real, you just a bunch of atoms conveniently placed to make multiple functioning organs including your brain which is just electric neurons - whatever, one word: solipsism. it doesn't matter if you are real or not or if anyone- sorry, you not being serious are you... XD nvm sorry.

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 Год назад +6

      @@Skelterbane69 That would probably be a Film Theory based around Truman Show.

  • @Themtaters618
    @Themtaters618 9 месяцев назад +2

    “Since man first put a floppy tube of meat between two buns”
    -MatPat

  • @spamtongspamton1400
    @spamtongspamton1400 9 месяцев назад +3

    You telling me im allergic to a fish?
    *No pool or beach will see me in/on them again.*

  • @Eleknor
    @Eleknor Год назад +425

    The bee rental companies don't just transport hives of honey bees from farm to farm. Some of them have collections of bee species that don't make hives. A number of these species are also very specific in regards to what kinds of plants they will pollinate. For example, a bee rental company may bring bees that focus on blueberry plants to a blueberry grower.

    • @peterjf7723
      @peterjf7723 Год назад +17

      Thanks, I did not know that.

    • @Eleknor
      @Eleknor Год назад +2

      @@peterjf7723 My uncle spent many years working at a lab studying non-hiving bees. They discovered many species that specialized lije that.

    • @peterjf7723
      @peterjf7723 Год назад +1

      @@Eleknor I know they exist, but did not know they were used commercially as pollinators. One place I lived we had many leaf cutter bees.

    • @lucapeyrefitte6899
      @lucapeyrefitte6899 Год назад

      Wow that’s really cool

  • @fatesse3135
    @fatesse3135 Год назад +92

    Me, allergic to both bees and fish: Ah yes, that explains so much.

  • @Eclairne
    @Eclairne 9 месяцев назад +2

    "I'm going fishing!"
    "for what?""
    "Bees!"

  • @user-xn6zh3kk3z
    @user-xn6zh3kk3z 10 месяцев назад +3

    it is hilarious to see Mat Pat discovering some of the funny laws

  • @bloodybotanica2441
    @bloodybotanica2441 Год назад +1548

    I'm a certified Naturalist for the state of CA and literally happy screeched when I read the topic of this video!
    Thanks Mat and the Theorists team for using your platform to teach people about this!
    Our native bees are in critical danger and that is something that should concern everyone in and out of the state! The Save the Bees campaign does not include Honey Bees because they are not endangered and NOT native to most countries. They basically are like cattle to agriculture businesses and we're forcing them to do an immense amount of work that a fraction of native bees like the bumblebee can do!
    There are some fruits and vegetables that cannot be pollinated by any other bee than that of the Bombus family. Tomatoes for example.
    Why doesn't AG just use native bees then? One of the many reasons, is that native bees are mostly solitary; you can't give them a hive and expect to be able to breed and ship them as easily as you can with the European Honey Bee. They need habitat, a lot of it, specifically THEY NEED NATIVE PLANTS. Because, unlike the Honeybee, our native bees are specialist pollinators, meaning they evolved along side native plants for thousands of years, so they are equipped to get the pollen from these plants in ways others cannot, and some plants act as the only host for nesting. But, these plants are being effectively destroyed by AG, human development, and the use of exotic invasive plants that people love to plant in their yards.
    It's an extraordinary topic I can talk all day about! But again, thank you and your team for presenting it in a concise and interesting way. I hope it will prompt people to learn more and inspire them to do what they can to restore native plants to their own yards so that our native fish (🐝)s might have a fighting chance!
    Consider converting your lawn into a Native Plant pollinator garden and create waystations for these little guys! You can technically tell your friends you've got an outdoor aquarium 🤣
    If you're in California and want more information on what plants are native to your neighborhood (and links to nurseries that stock them!) I recommend using calscape.org/ and visiting the California Native Plant Society's website for more information on the topic of restoration and how you can get involved! www.cnps.org/
    For all out of CA search, for your local native plant nursery or native plant societies!

    • @Reubentheimitator6572
      @Reubentheimitator6572 Год назад +30

      If I believe I can help Bumble Bees, then I would be glad to help them, but I don't want to name bees fish.

    • @FelicityUwU
      @FelicityUwU Год назад +22

      Lol. Love this comment a lot! Thanks for shareing!

    • @bazzfromthebackground3696
      @bazzfromthebackground3696 Год назад +28

      Thank god one of you was on here to say something. If I have another person screaming at me to save honey bees, or we're running out of honey bees...
      Well Nick Cage gives me some ideas.

    • @tpf6369
      @tpf6369 Год назад

      shut up

    • @mantis7862
      @mantis7862 Год назад +3

      Free fish!

  • @sabatuerg2473
    @sabatuerg2473 Год назад +310

    This gives a whole new meaning to "bumblebee tuna"

    • @BlandoGaming
      @BlandoGaming Год назад +13

      Ok. You win.

    • @wr6676
      @wr6676 Год назад +9

      Yes! It makes total sense now.

    • @placeholder3863
      @placeholder3863 Год назад +5

      whats bumblebee tuna

    • @wr6676
      @wr6676 Год назад +8

      @@placeholder3863 It's a brand of tuna.

    • @davidroddini1512
      @davidroddini1512 Год назад +4

      @@wr6676 yes but now we know that it is a brand of “tuna” made from bumblebees 😉

  • @aquablue7773
    @aquablue7773 8 месяцев назад +2

    I start every one of matpat's videos by thinking: uhhhh matpat are you okay over there?
    I end every video by thinking: huh that actually makes sense

  • @snakesanity
    @snakesanity 11 месяцев назад +3

    nobody gonna talk about the "a piece of floppy meat between 2 buns" part?

  • @nataliasomethingsomething6791
    @nataliasomethingsomething6791 Год назад +317

    If MatPat becomes a lawyer we’re all screwed

    • @digzgwentplayer4159
      @digzgwentplayer4159 Год назад +31

      2024: Breaking News, due to the overpopulation of bees, the state of California now classify bees as pigs. All lawsuits with contingencies that mention "when pigs fly" are now enforced. Haha

    • @MaximeLafreniere433
      @MaximeLafreniere433 Год назад +13

      Law Theory when?

    • @ultimatecultchaos
      @ultimatecultchaos Год назад +7

      Honestly the laws kind of stupid to where you can classify a bee as a fish

  • @alexpuppylover1261
    @alexpuppylover1261 Год назад +356

    My brain is slowly going insane with all these weird food laws, and I don't know how to feel about that

    • @lordoblivion8038
      @lordoblivion8038 Год назад +18

      At this point I am becoming more cynical and pessimistic on the law and bureaucracy bullsht to appeal the lobbyists

  • @TheCreepsyEntity__Komaru
    @TheCreepsyEntity__Komaru 6 месяцев назад +1

    I have learnd more from mp then i ever did at school, probs because this is fun so im not gonna sepress the memory im so glad the mp and the theorists team exsist so that i will qctually learn something

  • @monikakavaliunaite8017
    @monikakavaliunaite8017 Год назад +246

    My mom's a law consultant at a company. I told her about this and she absolutely loved the technicalities

  • @theoddone3938
    @theoddone3938 Год назад +189

    The reason that almond alliance don’t want bumblebees protected is because if they were and on their land, the legally couldn’t harvest their almonds

    • @glitchguypr0411
      @glitchguypr0411 Год назад +16

      Almond Alliance 🤣🤣

    • @theoddone3938
      @theoddone3938 Год назад +34

      @@glitchguypr0411 almond Alliance has the justice league shaking in their boots

    • @monikathoppil2437
      @monikathoppil2437 Год назад +5

      Good point👍

    • @danthiel8623
      @danthiel8623 Год назад +4

      ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!

  • @Billie_Eilish_fan312
    @Billie_Eilish_fan312 3 месяца назад +2

    "a floppy tube of meat against two buns-"
    ....whos gonna tell him....

  • @user-wu6nh5uu8q
    @user-wu6nh5uu8q 9 месяцев назад +1

    Them owning the rent a bee service is part of the point, if bees start being treated as endangered and actually get protects then they will repopulate and then farmers would no longer need the bee services, they also want control of that resource

  • @Nneptune360
    @Nneptune360 Год назад +176

    You could probably convince me that goldfish crackers were secretly apples at this point 💀

    • @tacobell1299
      @tacobell1299 Год назад +11

      "Well technically some flavors have 000000.1% apple juice there for technically making it part apple!" - Mattpat some day

    • @maplechei
      @maplechei Год назад +5

      dont give him ideas

    • @moonlightatonzfam6707
      @moonlightatonzfam6707 Год назад +2

      Oh they hearted your comment…

    • @Nneptune360
      @Nneptune360 Год назад

      @@moonlightatonzfam6707 oh no 😀

  • @InfiniteChances
    @InfiniteChances Год назад +614

    This adds a whole new meaning to “Bumblebee Tuna”

    • @LostFunocity
      @LostFunocity Год назад +19

      Ace was on to something!

    • @Val.Kyrie.
      @Val.Kyrie. Год назад +12

      BUMBLEBEE TUNA HE KNEW

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Год назад +2

      E

    • @zerotheinsomniac3272
      @zerotheinsomniac3272 Год назад +9

      Im sorry, bumblebee what now 😃
      Edit: i have no idea what bumblebee tuna is so my first thought was, "do they grind up bees and put them in cans of tuna?!" I am so sleep deprived

    • @InfiniteChances
      @InfiniteChances Год назад +2

      @@zerotheinsomniac3272 Bumblebee Tuna

  • @The1Leafy
    @The1Leafy 9 месяцев назад +3

    "since man placed a floppy tube of meat in between two buns" 💀😭

  • @christhefirstxenosian5544
    @christhefirstxenosian5544 Год назад +1

    "people have been debating whether a hot dog is a sandwich since mankind first placed a floppy tube of meat between two buns" that last part could be taken out of context for something much less family friendly.

  • @humanoid251
    @humanoid251 Год назад +579

    As a California resident, this is a hilarious piece of trivia that I’m definitely gonna tell people about 🤣

    • @SylviaRustyFae
      @SylviaRustyFae Год назад +27

      Addtl info, bees are considered fish, but honey is not considered a fishery product, bcuz fishery requires it be marine fish... Bcuz ofc they had alrdy know theyd have to exclude the land fish from fishery xD
      This means, bee sushi yes; honey sushi no.

    • @TheAnthonyMarlowe
      @TheAnthonyMarlowe Год назад +8

      Well while you’re at it let them know women can’t become men and Vice versa

    • @nieznajomy4398
      @nieznajomy4398 Год назад +5

      Honestly it would be really good to spread this info because I can imagine that many republicans will use fraze like "bees are fish in california" as a way to ridicule/attack democrats (or "left" in general). Similarly how many right wing people (especially far right) was ridiculing EU when they decided that legally snails are "inland fish" so farmers who farm snails could receive subsidies.

    • @TheAnthonyMarlowe
      @TheAnthonyMarlowe Год назад

      @@nieznajomy4398 the left has killed 200m people and should be outlawed.

    • @nieznajomy4398
      @nieznajomy4398 Год назад +14

      @@TheAnthonyMarlowe literally no one asked. Can you think about other things than "left" or it lives rent free in your head?

  • @Just_Some_Gal_Alt
    @Just_Some_Gal_Alt Год назад +151

    At this point, you could convince me I can breathe underwater 💀

    • @mugenokami2201
      @mugenokami2201 Год назад +8

      Well you can just not for very long

    • @allypoppiti5343
      @allypoppiti5343 Год назад +7

      Well...since there is water in the air, and it is much better to inhale humid air than dry air, you technically are.

    • @anxiety_ridden3
      @anxiety_ridden3 11 месяцев назад

      technically,

    • @vincenthartzell5391
      @vincenthartzell5391 11 месяцев назад

      Alternatively you could accomplish breathing while submerged with the right tools.

    • @infinite4809
      @infinite4809 10 месяцев назад

      Humans couldn't be able to breath under a surface of a body of water because they don't posses any natural mutations such as gills or inner laser machines splitting the O2 from the hydrogen.

  • @grimthereaper9729
    @grimthereaper9729 Год назад

    I'm a fan of you MatPak that's why i gave you a new theory for the future.😅 It's my way of thanking you for the New Years for all the videos you entertained me, so thanks for cheering me up too.🤩👌🏻

  • @Gloriaficent
    @Gloriaficent 8 месяцев назад +2

    I can't imagine Animal Crossing would move the bee into the aquarium. That would be out of place. There aren't any bees there now that I think about it.

  • @cutiekitten4427
    @cutiekitten4427 Год назад +107

    There's actually been a lot weirder fish classification arguments for Lent purposes throughout the centuries, at one point some monks wanted to get baby bunnies classified as fish for the same reason, I think they got denied though

    • @agsilverradio2225
      @agsilverradio2225 Год назад +2

      Why specificly *baby* bunnys?

    • @cutiekitten4427
      @cutiekitten4427 Год назад +5

      @@agsilverradio2225 maybe a little gross but I assume it's because they're in liquid in the womb?
      Also I checked and this particular rabbit story does seem to be mostly apocryphal, though apparently ducks were actually decreed to be fish for Lent purposes, which makes a little more sense

    • @MissCaraMint
      @MissCaraMint Год назад +1

      Yeah. According to them ducks are fish.

    • @crispyrolls93
      @crispyrolls93 Год назад +5

      Beavers as well iirc.
      Edit: Get halfway through the video and Matpat beats me to it. Always watch to the end before commenting.

    • @clarehidalgo
      @clarehidalgo Год назад

      @@MissCaraMint I mean technically all tetrapods are "fish" including us Humans, Ducks, Cows etc on a scientific level

  • @sacorra
    @sacorra Год назад +231

    You have to appreciate how this man can upload on three separate channels constantly him and his team is insane

  • @MaazIqbal-pl3hw
    @MaazIqbal-pl3hw 10 месяцев назад +1

    10:43 Who in the world is out there just tasting bees. I'm pretty sure he means flavors of their honey but still.

  • @jakinlee5961
    @jakinlee5961 6 месяцев назад +1

    0:30 out of context sounds wild

  • @pallen2645
    @pallen2645 Год назад +45

    The biggest problem is the almond groves are monocultures: no pollinators can actually survive there year-round because the only plants allowed to bloom are the almond trees themselves. That's also why the beehives are rented and trucked in from out of state: for the 11 months of the year when the almonds aren't flowering there's nothing there for the bees to eat.

  • @ThatFadedAsian
    @ThatFadedAsian Год назад +125

    The reason bumble bees are not generally used for commercial pollination is because their hives tend to only number in the dozens whereas honey bees can number in the 1000s to 10,000s, they also produce honey as they do it which can help to offset their cost of transportation and upkeep.

  • @TinyParakeet3
    @TinyParakeet3 Год назад +1

    You should make an animal theory! That would be cool..I mean you already made that baby shark one and now this!

  • @thepizzacat1576
    @thepizzacat1576 Год назад

    I love your channel Matt Patt!

  • @katiacleroux7376
    @katiacleroux7376 Год назад +69

    I actually have a little experience in this situation, and it's sad what most corporations are doing. I grew up on a smaller scale orchard. We had community honey bees, rent a bees, AND a bumblebee community thanks to our provincial help. They installed special hives to encourage native bees to start residing. It was a win win situation, since the later was an no cost to us. The biggest issue with the big time almond orchard among others would be the pesticides they use ... But that's a whole story of itself.

  • @italianopera8479
    @italianopera8479 Год назад +99

    If my friend ever asks for fish I’m going to order some bees and watch her confusion deepen. 😂

    • @--CHARLIE--
      @--CHARLIE-- Год назад +12

      Remember, it only counts if you're in California. I don't know if you are, but if you aren't keep that in mind.

    • @kallistiravenhurst5232
      @kallistiravenhurst5232 Год назад +6

      better yet, if they ask for seafood just grab them the honey that seems to be a house-hold staple. far easier to accomplish and equally confusing

    • @clarehidalgo
      @clarehidalgo Год назад +4

      I mean, technically all tetrpods are fish so you could give them chicken or beef and "fish" would still be correct

  • @Dwagonfwuit
    @Dwagonfwuit 5 месяцев назад

    11:52
    “Encourage honey bees to work harder” is so hilarious though like
    “Oh beethany look! Bumble bees are working here too, come on work harder we don’t want a bad reputation with them!”

  • @ezekielmtzev
    @ezekielmtzev Год назад

    I love you, Matt. I love your wife, your friends, how smart you all are. I love your videos, your channels... But you know what I'll also love? A spider alert! I almost died of a heart attack three times in this video 😂😂

  • @Mintstar_Oceanpop
    @Mintstar_Oceanpop Год назад +597

    Here's a fun fact. The drone brood, (young male bees) are actually harvested for food in some cultures
    Another note: I think the main reason honeybees are preferred for pollinating almonds is the sheer number of bees in a hive. I mean a queen honeybee can lay over a thousand eggs a day given the resources.

    • @MrChristianDT
      @MrChristianDT Год назад +24

      Also, the honey bees can subsist entirely off of just domesticated food crops, whereas different kinds of bees are specialized & may need other plants in their diet too, so you need to devote land to just feeding native bees instead of making money & cross contaminating with too many different kinds of bees after the same food sources increases the risk of disease in hives.

    • @aDumbBoiAndHisCats
      @aDumbBoiAndHisCats Год назад +11

      @whaaa t oh cool can he make a collab theory?
      Id *love* to see what content a bot like you could make.

    • @webberinternetpolice6431
      @webberinternetpolice6431 Год назад +12

      @@aDumbBoiAndHisCats don't talk to them, lest they infect you too

    • @theblurryblackcat
      @theblurryblackcat Год назад +2

      @@webberinternetpolice6431 Lest they insect you too*
      Sorry, it was meant to bee

  • @ravenfelter3055
    @ravenfelter3055 Год назад +513

    The one thing that MatPat conveniently forgot to mention is that Honey Bees are naturally aggressive and drive Bumblebees away from their home because they're territorial as well.

    • @bug7055
      @bug7055 Год назад +31

      yeah agreed i can’t recall any bee species used in mass production that can be cohabitated together

    • @gogauze
      @gogauze Год назад +62

      And, ya know, that they're an invasive species that we're just kinda tactically using without considering the consequences to ecosystems that are more than just food and materials for humans.

    • @bug7055
      @bug7055 Год назад +26

      @@gogauze exactly wild bees still suffer in the end because territory is overtaken by a lot of farmed species

    • @luckyloke5971
      @luckyloke5971 Год назад +9

      @@hereisthefullclip7666 I've spotted a bot!

    • @depressantdrug
      @depressantdrug Год назад +4

      Where'd you get that information from? I'm reading differently that Honey Bees aren't any more aggressive than other types of bees. That they are defensive and protect their home.

  • @DoubleDOwnage
    @DoubleDOwnage Год назад +1

    11:30 You can claim bees are Fish and I won't bat an eyelash, but Dolphins aren't fish, they're mammals my friend.

  • @BM82Z
    @BM82Z Год назад +1

    I just realized, matpat is actually a learning channel but actually entertaining...

  • @pinbella523325
    @pinbella523325 Год назад +50

    I was reminded that it’s the holiday season and my immediate thought was “MatPat are you gonna try to eat your Christmas tree again?”

    • @sleepy-emerald
      @sleepy-emerald Год назад

      Hope he does, we're all too invested in this little tradition.

    • @gingerinajacket8519
      @gingerinajacket8519 Год назад +6

      No this time I think he is going to try to work on the ornaments.

  • @maenad1231
    @maenad1231 Год назад +98

    Still waiting for the “Is Ketchup a Jam?” food theory

    • @hereisthefullclip7666
      @hereisthefullclip7666 Год назад +1

      Link to the Clip : - They finally released this
      ruclips.net/video/2EXjRrTzTgQ/видео.html .

    • @SylviaRustyFae
      @SylviaRustyFae Год назад +8

      Ketchup preserves

    • @drewe2331
      @drewe2331 Год назад +1

      No. Ketchup is a sauce using vinegar to preserve and enhance the flavour of someone else. For years, mushroom ketchup was the standard form of ketchup. Even more mind altering. Mustard is ketchup.

    • @4NeonFun
      @4NeonFun Год назад +3

      Ketchup is a smoothie

    • @SylviaRustyFae
      @SylviaRustyFae Год назад

      @@drewe2331 "Fruit preserves are preparations of fruits whose main preserving agent is sugar and sometimes acid, often stored in glass jars and used as a condiment or spread."
      Ketchup, in USA, is mainly preserved using sugar and vinegar (an acid) and is often stored in glass jars and is used as a condiment.
      Ketchup, as we commonly know ketchup to be, is a tomato preserve

  • @Illogical.
    @Illogical. Год назад +2

    I already know what the origin of this video is, but I have reason to expect that Mat Pat will present it in an entertaining way while probably saying stuff I didn't yet know about it.

  • @jamesdriggers2011
    @jamesdriggers2011 Год назад

    I literally just had this idea a couple days ago. Wouldn't it be cool to call up some company, they bring out a small beehive, and somebody comes to check on it from time to time. You have a beehive, and the bees have a place to live, and you could even pay extra to get lessons on tending the hive. And we can give the home owner like half (maybe less) the honey or something and package the rest for sale. Pretty cool it's already kind of a thing.

  • @swellsauce6115
    @swellsauce6115 Год назад +108

    MatPat: “BEES ARE NOW FISH”
    The viewers: “welp, I don’t make the rules.”

  • @_MaryamTheSnek_
    @_MaryamTheSnek_ Год назад +111

    Welp now he's probably going to convince me that my stuffed animals actually have animals inside them

    • @gummibearzzz
      @gummibearzzz Год назад +4

      Cotton kinda counts

    • @taylorpack1120
      @taylorpack1120 Год назад +4

      Cotton is actually a plant. However, wool would count, as would silk, technically

    • @Goldenkitten1
      @Goldenkitten1 Год назад +1

      Zefrank1 has a video you might be interested in, "Teddy has an operation". Tells you everything you ever needed to know about the insides of stuffed animals.

    • @gummibearzzz
      @gummibearzzz Год назад

      @@taylorpack1120 I know that cotton is a plant

    • @dogeomnomnom
      @dogeomnomnom Год назад +3

      Game theory: “No, but your stuffed animals do have dead children inside of them”

  • @N1Nover
    @N1Nover Год назад +2

    Might as well make a “the animal theorists” channel

  • @Ari.Atland
    @Ari.Atland Год назад

    13:08 Missed an oppurtunity to say fishy business!

  • @SeekerOfFun
    @SeekerOfFun Год назад +35

    This video gives me immense "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" Vibes

  • @nillanarrumi3795
    @nillanarrumi3795 Год назад +92

    My sister, who loves bees, once tried to feed bees and ended up putting out a bowl of water. One bee went in the water and my sister just held it on her finger until its wings dried off.

    • @thedestroyerofworlds8685
      @thedestroyerofworlds8685 Год назад

      She was suffocating a fish

    • @tokatstorm9270
      @tokatstorm9270 Год назад +18

      That is adorable.

    • @annaplaysandsings
      @annaplaysandsings Год назад +13

      So cute. Protect her at all costs.

    • @judahlortz
      @judahlortz Год назад +8

      @@annaplaysandsings and the sister.

    • @Booieann
      @Booieann Год назад +6

      Theres allot of bees at the house i grew up, but theres also a pool. Id always try to rescue any bees that fell in, watch em dry themselves off. Then theyd fly around me for a bit before flying off. Maybe im just attaching human traits to em, but i do like to think theyre thankful for it.

  • @chief0144
    @chief0144 Год назад

    That title and topic are so typical for the theorist quartet and I love it❤

  • @Madeline61743
    @Madeline61743 Месяц назад

    7:21 actually they also allow us to eat fish on Fridays during lent

  • @AbdellatifMohamed
    @AbdellatifMohamed Год назад +34

    0:28 I see what you did there

    • @nutsi3
      @nutsi3 Год назад +4

      Don’t you mean 0:30

    • @AbdellatifMohamed
      @AbdellatifMohamed Год назад +2

      @@nutsi3 oh lol thx, it's the exact line

    • @nutsi3
      @nutsi3 Год назад +1

      @@AbdellatifMohamed no problem

  • @nonstickpansexual
    @nonstickpansexual Год назад +62

    So glad you brought up Nix and the tomato case in this episode, I've been wanting a video on/relating to that every since I did research on it for a project of mine!

  • @ChrisAndyDavao
    @ChrisAndyDavao Год назад +1

    So Bumblebee is now a fish and he can transform into a Camaro. Hahaha

  • @medic_memer
    @medic_memer Год назад +2

    1:28 lol

  • @GuineveresRoses
    @GuineveresRoses Год назад +17

    "A bee is a fish"
    *Ah yes. A cat is a crocodile*

  • @ThePimpOfShrimp
    @ThePimpOfShrimp Год назад +112

    Thank you for covering this! I understand it was a theory with MatPat written all over it but issues like these are all over the place and any sort of publicity is positive in bringing awareness! Thank you!!

  • @AnbuuXL
    @AnbuuXL Год назад

    And I enjoy every minute of eating those almond joys matpat.

  • @LexNonARegeEstViolanda
    @LexNonARegeEstViolanda Год назад +1

    Lawyer here. You're correct that this shows that bees can be classified as fish because they did not indicate in the enumeration in the definition of "fish" that such enumeration applies the ejusdem generis rule.
    However, this does not necessarily mean that laws on fish and fishery will apply to bees. There is also a rule of statutory/legal construction that generic laws (e.g. laws that apply generally to all fish) shall yield to specific laws (e.g. laws that apply to a specific type of fish).

  • @gilshemesh6751
    @gilshemesh6751 Год назад +40

    At my school we had a kind of hackathon called a "makeathon", in which we tried finding and making solutions for problems in a specific field.
    The first theme was agriculture, and one of the problems was pollinating almond trees.
    Apparently bees don't like the taste of almond nectar because it's (this maybe has to do with the cyanide in almonds). Well we couldn't find a solution for that😅.

    • @Darkjustifier
      @Darkjustifier Год назад +4

      Splice a similar color orchard flower interspersed randomly so they will hunt both without realizing

  • @ooofinator4k684
    @ooofinator4k684 Год назад +22

    That first Bee-Roll sushi joke really flew over my head

    • @Cranecraher
      @Cranecraher Год назад +1

      This almost went over my head 😭

  • @greenseal22
    @greenseal22 11 месяцев назад +1

    this sh** gets crazier each time I watch

  • @jaysiddiqui5692
    @jaysiddiqui5692 Год назад +1

    might have taken a bit too much coffee there matpat 1:23

  • @fazormcghee7936
    @fazormcghee7936 Год назад +15

    1:22 the greatest defense ever displayed in a courtroom.

  • @brianzmek7272
    @brianzmek7272 Год назад +100

    2 horrible facts about rent a bees is that bees appear to react badly to having their hives moved a lot like regularly brokered bees which contributes to colony collapse disorder. And second it is more cost effective in many cases to buy a hive outright at the end of the season and then not winterize it allowing the whole colony to starve and or freeze to death.

  • @stevensilvainus6084
    @stevensilvainus6084 11 месяцев назад

    Diogenes: releasing a bee in a court "Behold, a fish!"
    LOL, bee pimps.

  • @brysonstone5238
    @brysonstone5238 11 месяцев назад +1

    1:50 ay yo look at those buns my man has the Ultimate dumpy on him

  • @IowaIsTheWorst
    @IowaIsTheWorst Год назад +190

    This and the water video has convinced me that mat is officially descending into insanity.

  • @elisanoro
    @elisanoro Год назад +56

    I worked for a small produce company that planted watermelons. After we would plant the watermelon and they were so much far along, we would have to carry bees to the middle of the fields so they could pollinate. Luckily the boxes weren't too heavy but I was always scared they would attack me after opening their box 😂😂

    • @johnb8794
      @johnb8794 Год назад

      I'd be way too scared to do that

  • @F1zzyPops
    @F1zzyPops Год назад

    This is something I didn't know I needed lol

  • @lucaslagiewka1503
    @lucaslagiewka1503 Год назад

    Mat, remember your video about the ice cream machine of McDonald's and follow the money. Are the guys behind big almond also behind bee rental services? And dont forget their avenger friend related to pesticides.

  • @davidpomerantz
    @davidpomerantz Год назад +14

    I was personally attacked by that almond joy joke