Food Theory: The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host… and it’s ME!?

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @colew9330
    @colew9330 Год назад +20081

    I believe we have this all wrong. The host isn’t like a host that has guests and whatnot. I believe that the entity known as Waffle House has found its new host body. A child was born and it has become the next reincarnation of Waffle House, it is Waffle House’s new host.

    • @cyberssasin1575
      @cyberssasin1575 Год назад +525

      That's deep my man

    • @blitxzy
      @blitxzy Год назад +209

      Why did I see this so early😂(Edit:Relating to the comment, so the parasite that is the Waffle House has used up the resources of the old host’s body and now has taken over a new host’s body? (if the theory says anything, Shaggy’s body👍)(The Waffle House has found it’s new host ^^ :)

    • @snickerscat00010
      @snickerscat00010 Год назад +226

      *creaks my neck eerily twoards the camera* you.... may not expose.. our plight.......

    • @SaulTeeNutz
      @SaulTeeNutz Год назад +91

      However, the Waffle House has found its new host.

    • @ChillSmoke-vm9nz
      @ChillSmoke-vm9nz Год назад +18

      Wow

  • @JonnyRaZeR
    @JonnyRaZeR Год назад +4266

    This is surreal, never thought I'd be in a MatPat video. Great video!

  • @lockse098
    @lockse098 Год назад +10000

    Matpat not only answers a meme question with another meme, he's also able to make it absolute sense.

    • @lilz_relixx5913
      @lilz_relixx5913 Год назад +111

      that is the most dangerous power and we need to stop looking at this in jest and realize what a hazard he is to civilized society.

    • @CoffeeKnife
      @CoffeeKnife Год назад +13

      @@lilz_relixx5913 u serious?

    • @vi5692
      @vi5692 Год назад +28

      He did indeed make it absolute sense!

    • @Festivity890
      @Festivity890 Год назад +9

      @@isaackatsanis yeah what meme?

    • @daltonyoung7508
      @daltonyoung7508 Год назад +5

      I was wondering if he was gonna make a theory on our meme

  • @melissa9734
    @melissa9734 Год назад +180

    Sokka 100% could host a waffle house

  • @alexandercarter9598
    @alexandercarter9598 Год назад +2587

    She wasn't blacklisted for fighting.
    She was removed because she was obviously too strong to host the consciousness of the Waffle House.

    • @minestar2247
      @minestar2247 Год назад +51

      I thought the building was the previous host

    • @alexandercarter9598
      @alexandercarter9598 Год назад +49

      @@minestar2247 that's exactly what it wants you to think.

    • @crystalcactuis.w
      @crystalcactuis.w Год назад +22

      Which waffle house found it's new host

    • @minestar2247
      @minestar2247 Год назад +17

      @@crystalcactuis.w the one that gives power to all the others, the first one

    • @19piniligaretteemanuelragu58
      @19piniligaretteemanuelragu58 Год назад +9

      The waffle house has spoken, and Phase 2 initiated

  • @mrinc2007
    @mrinc2007 Год назад +1682

    Uncle Iroh is a perfect Waffle House host.
    He isn’t a cook (unless you’re talking about tea) based on the fact that he was sad when Zhao took the cook from Zuko’s ship.
    He is very friendly, willing to talk to anyone he comes across, and is extremely empathetic.
    He’s comfortable working any time of day, as you can see from his invasion of Ba Sing Se. He led his army day and night to break into the impenetrable city.
    He’s chill and wise, but he’s also one of the most powerful firebenders in the world. And he would never be too aggressive, and he knows when to stop.
    That’s why I think uncle Iroh is the new host.

    • @obsessedcalamity
      @obsessedcalamity Год назад +154

      If Iroh was the host, I’d visit the Waffle House daily. I don’t even think we have one in my state lmao

    • @Sane-Revelation
      @Sane-Revelation Год назад +56

      Also a good host, big agree here!
      Honestly if I ever met someone like Iroh is my life I would want to stay and listen to them always

    • @coffee-with-sprats
      @coffee-with-sprats Год назад +25

      It's a great idea. But there's one or two things still here, in my opinion. Coffee. Is there a tea option in a Waffle House ? Also, come to think of it, he's a bit... old. I know, he's pretty capable (fitness-wise), but this, again - in my opinion, is still at play.

    • @poke-talia268
      @poke-talia268 Год назад +36

      Now I need to see a waffle house staffed by uncle Iroh and ultra instinct Shaggy.

    • @coffee-with-sprats
      @coffee-with-sprats Год назад +7

      @@poke-talia268
      MultiverSUS (i know, i know) type of a thing ?

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Год назад +2400

    Shaggy is not only a good candidate for a waffle house host. He is actually an amazing employee if motivated by food. In a universe with no mysteries, he's literally an award winning chef. Guarantee him an unlimited buffet for break and he'll operate an entire waffle house with only himself and Scooby.

    • @stephenscogin4465
      @stephenscogin4465 Год назад +131

      It makes sense. That s why he was not in that show...
      He already had a new job at waffle house

    • @hgrehd
      @hgrehd Год назад +24

      I think it's waffle house Wendy
      Truly a menace in the waffle house lore

    • @Coristic121
      @Coristic121 Год назад +28

      man can balance so good that a 4 foot sandwich is easy stuff for him

    • @I_RefuseTo
      @I_RefuseTo Год назад +8

      guys the yt who started it said stop and gaslight ppl now if they havent heard of the meme or dont know what is happening

    • @fakedungeonmaster5740
      @fakedungeonmaster5740 Год назад +14

      personally from the criteria matpat laid out. i think spongebob shouldve been the best choice. i mean hes chill and a fight. and hes got cooking experience

  • @loganu4664
    @loganu4664 Год назад +55

    The fact that I immediately said "Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?!?!" when Mat mentioned how fights happen in Waffle Houses really shows how much of a child of the internet i am. I'm only slightly disappointed he didn't show that Vine

  • @pXnTilde
    @pXnTilde Год назад +1618

    A guy like shaggy is also the kind of person who would settle for working at Waffle House

    • @Rey_Palpatine
      @Rey_Palpatine Год назад +45

      Being the man behind the slaughter definitely gives him an edge too

    • @MrMisterJW
      @MrMisterJW Год назад +17

      I loved working at Waffle House. Not a day went by when I walked out with less than 100 dollars in tips, and I was the cook.

    • @skarloey1214
      @skarloey1214 Год назад +4

      @@MrMisterJW How does the chef get tips?

    • @Paradox-es3bl
      @Paradox-es3bl Год назад +10

      “Settle” as if the free food isn’t basically his ideal job. Only problem is, Waffle House would go out of business in a day.

    • @MrMisterJW
      @MrMisterJW Год назад +10

      @@skarloey1214 not a chef by any means, but most of the time, the customers just called my name, or got my attention, and handed me tips. To be fair, I was always stoned and just cooked what they wanted. I'd let the servers deal with ringing up orders and stuff, I just cooked. And I think that might be what got me so many tips. Listening to orders isn't hard, and neither is cooking.

  • @jaredjensen1418
    @jaredjensen1418 Год назад +2861

    It's weird because I always interpreted "The Waffle House has found its new host" not as "the restaurant has found its new employee," but instead like "the spirit of Waffle House has found a new vessel to possess."

    • @tenellefrankland9532
      @tenellefrankland9532 Год назад +79

      Same! But this works too....

    • @hill2750
      @hill2750 Год назад +28

      I didn't think that, but now I do

    • @JenniferSwiftBlood
      @JenniferSwiftBlood Год назад +48

      I would argue that this interpretation also includes Shaggy because he’d be down as long as he had access to unlimited food. 🐬

    • @adamb1207
      @adamb1207 Год назад +29

      You know both of those make a lot more sense than what I've unironically thought it meant until watching this video. Me and my two brain cells thought the "host" was like a game show host, and that in the LORE(!!!), The waffle house had its own game show...

    • @19piniligaretteemanuelragu58
      @19piniligaretteemanuelragu58 Год назад +5

      The waffle house has spoken, and Phase 2 initiated

  • @fruityfloss9437
    @fruityfloss9437 Год назад +1428

    So much respect to the lady that deflected that chair.. Why'd anyone want to fire her???

  • @SebDystic
    @SebDystic Год назад +22

    The word “lore”: *exists*
    MatPat: *”it’s free Realestate”*
    Theorists when MatPat says “lore”: *”it’s self sustaining now”*

  • @AstromanArt
    @AstromanArt Год назад +1056

    No words can describe why I love this theory so much. The feeling of Matpat taking internet memes so seriously and answering the question with another meme, that’s legendary.

    • @drewo.127
      @drewo.127 Год назад +15

      Freddy Fazbear’s Waffle House, where instinct and service come to life!

    • @farawayxgalaxy
      @farawayxgalaxy Год назад +9

      Honestly I would love Meme Theory. Like the Yanny/Laurel one he dove into with the science and Brainstorm/Green Needle.
      Too bad we know the next channel is ST

  • @crusixangel9513
    @crusixangel9513 Год назад +844

    So she was threatened, physically assaulted, let go from her position when she defended herself while her life was in danger, and blacklisted at all other locations? There has to be like...4 lawsuits in there.

    • @idkdude1350
      @idkdude1350 Год назад +11

      Nah there’s probably no lawsuits

    • @TheRealAnsontp
      @TheRealAnsontp Год назад +12

      There are no lawsuits that cover this incident.

    • @SchlossRitter
      @SchlossRitter Год назад +70

      Welcome to the impersonal US service industry and companies covering their own backside. When she went on the counterattack, that opened up the company to a potential injury lawsuit from the customers even if they started it. Also her agreeing to interviews focusing on the fighting potentially "damaged" the company's reputation (even though it's already known for this). They'd rather have every employee act like a mindless drone and would replace them with machines if it was yet feasible.

    • @johnboylovesyou
      @johnboylovesyou Год назад +12

      Unfortunately, they make you sign a thing that waives any kind of fighting their decision.

  • @sarahball4861
    @sarahball4861 Год назад +445

    PLEASE do an episode on what "Natural Flavors" listed on food labels actually means. Ex- in "Naturally Flavored" sparkling water drinks like Waterloo, or the "Naturally Essenced" LaCroix. PLEASE IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE

    • @crystalbluestar292
      @crystalbluestar292 Год назад +17

      YES, and why do companies hide their ingredients under that guise?! Is Coca Cola scared that an ingredient list will invalidate their brand?

    • @aSpectrumofDorky
      @aSpectrumofDorky Год назад +21

      I actually had on the job training for this with a company that partners with my grocery store. When they say natural flavors & coloring, they are referring to flavors that are sourced directly from things that can be found in the natural world. The flavors and colors are not synthesized but that doesn’t mean that the flavors and colors aren’t processed.
      In the training they actually passed around the type of seed that they use to dye their yellow cheese yellow.

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus Год назад +2

      Beetles. That means they're made with crushed up beetles. You're welcome?

    • @CordeliaWagner
      @CordeliaWagner Год назад

      Why can't you look it up yourself?
      Are you that level of lazy?

    • @alanomofo
      @alanomofo Год назад +5

      They don't wanna put words like methylanthranalate ( grape flavor) on the packaging. Likely because people will Google that word and realize its sold as a pestacide and bird repellent in agriculture.

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement Год назад +27

    4:40 Love Matpat saying he hates coffee while head editor Dan comes in from the corner to consume it all.

  • @Rad_Ranger_01
    @Rad_Ranger_01 Год назад +802

    3:41
    Anytime matpat hears or sees the word lore his power level increases

  • @TheTaiylorWallace
    @TheTaiylorWallace Год назад +954

    I feel like this is Matt's dream situation. He gets to build this whole thing from the ground up.

    • @19piniligaretteemanuelragu58
      @19piniligaretteemanuelragu58 Год назад +18

      The waffle house has spoken, and Phase 2 initiated

    • @mukkiqulasmujatinnik
      @mukkiqulasmujatinnik Год назад

      I think an experience looks like Phoenix SC. Macam mana ni?

    • @mary-janereallynotsarah684
      @mary-janereallynotsarah684 Год назад

      But the obvious host is Gus Fring.

    • @ZabberNow
      @ZabberNow Год назад

      ​@@mary-janereallynotsarah684 Steven universe also fits most the stuff Matt says, he's very good at fighting and talking to people + he can stay up for a while

    • @mary-janereallynotsarah684
      @mary-janereallynotsarah684 Год назад

      @@ZabberNow hmm I haven't seen that so I can't comment except that Gus is a very clean and polite person. He would make sure the business was up to better standards and I would actually dare to eat there.

  • @LycanLink
    @LycanLink Год назад +504

    You've done it, MatPat. You've tricked me into clicking on a video I didn't know was about a content creator I didn't care about. And since I care about retention time, I'll be begrudgingly watching this all the way through.

    • @RyanSoltani
      @RyanSoltani Год назад +10

      Ladies and gentlemen, we got em

    • @BiancaGiurgea1427
      @BiancaGiurgea1427 Год назад +1

      @here is the full clip Hier is the clip why ur dad left u oh wait I couldnt find him

  • @64PlaysGD
    @64PlaysGD Год назад +20

    All this time I thought my favorite movie of all time (due to nostalgia) was completely forgotten but then I saw this episode and now it's my favorite one of food theory.

  • @Azure_Pancakes
    @Azure_Pancakes Год назад +464

    The whole reason the actual phrase was created wasn't because of the waffle house fight clip, it was actually because of a video on Jonny's channel where he explained how waffle house is essentially a real life SCP, which caused it to become a meme within his community.

    • @eyesofthecervino3366
      @eyesofthecervino3366 Год назад +26

      Oh neat! I didn't know that.

    • @farawayxgalaxy
      @farawayxgalaxy Год назад +16

      A real life SCP couldn’t be more accurate tbh. I love that

    • @AegonWithers
      @AegonWithers Год назад +2

      Where's the video? Never heard of it until now.

    • @Azure_Pancakes
      @Azure_Pancakes Год назад

      @@AegonWithers ruclips.net/user/shortsvjkIqZJ4cfI?feature=share

    • @ashbrown-ko5pr
      @ashbrown-ko5pr Год назад +4

      Yeah, the waffle house has infinite food, served by ghosts. SCP 173 didn't move, and 049 didn't want to leave, claiming it was the cure for the Pestilence.

  • @garfreaky_x
    @garfreaky_x Год назад +1162

    Matpat: "Can't be to aggressive"
    Also Matpat: *uses the scene where Shaggy beats everyone up without hesitation with only 000.1% of his power*

    • @sirius1696
      @sirius1696 Год назад +115

      Yes exactly, a man capable of restraining himself to 0.001% of his power is a perfect candidate

    • @Qwerty-uiop
      @Qwerty-uiop Год назад +15

      @@sirius1696 yes

    • @EJTheGreat
      @EJTheGreat Год назад +20

      .1% is incorrect i think u meant .0001%

    • @TeagueisTrash
      @TeagueisTrash Год назад +4

      this was funny in 2018 lol

    • @Head-Comrade
      @Head-Comrade Год назад +18

      @@TeagueisTrash yet you were never

  • @cyberpunkthewolf5567
    @cyberpunkthewolf5567 Год назад +547

    Based on your list of criteria, I think Kirby could do pretty good in the position as well. He eats tons of food, is excellent at making friends, usually just hangs out doing his own thing, and has been known to slay the occasional god or two when necessary

    • @birthdayfruitecake8158
      @birthdayfruitecake8158 Год назад +66

      Yeah, but according to MatPat's earlier theory on him, he might be afraid of Kirby wreaking unnecessary havoc.

    • @zarif1217
      @zarif1217 Год назад +37

      what would you think if you saw a pink circle in a waffle house. exactly why we need a human

    • @cyberpunkthewolf5567
      @cyberpunkthewolf5567 Год назад +26

      @@birthdayfruitecake8158 you should be fine unless you happen to destroy a piece of food he's eating

    • @cdesigner9178
      @cdesigner9178 Год назад +38

      His first instinct when he sees an enemy is to eat them. I definitely think that this would be "too aggressive" for Waffle House.

    • @cursedcat6467
      @cursedcat6467 Год назад +19

      The only problem is Kirby commuting about 50 war crimes per day

  • @leafylinnea2074
    @leafylinnea2074 Год назад +15

    A kid in my band class raised his hand and in front of a bunch of kids and my band teacher said the Waffle House has found it’s new host and no one said anything else. One of the most hilarious things I have ever seen. And the confusion of my 70+ year old band teacher

  • @theblurryblackcat
    @theblurryblackcat Год назад +801

    I have no idea how MatPat always manages to fit all the relevant things of each week into one video, but my hats go off to him anyway

    • @antimatterg
      @antimatterg Год назад

      stfu bots

    • @imran19187
      @imran19187 Год назад +4

      This is the weirdest reply thread I’ve seen

    • @noahtheperson4079
      @noahtheperson4079 Год назад +1

      @Olivia Favour I love how the bot started its own conversation wrong.

    • @h4hm3m3
      @h4hm3m3 Год назад +2

      @@noahtheperson4079 LOL

    • @manaskshirsagar5055
      @manaskshirsagar5055 Год назад +1

      @@noahtheperson4079 That's what, LOL.

  • @TheMaskedNate
    @TheMaskedNate Год назад +710

    I love how MatPat makes the weirdest memes the most logical theories, Shaggy being a waffle house host is just exactly what you would expect and want to expect from the theorists channels.

    • @natahndolar2142
      @natahndolar2142 Год назад

      Well thanks for spoiling the whole video man!

    • @giuseppe.o
      @giuseppe.o Год назад +1

      @@natahndolar2142 If you don't want to spoil your video wait till the end of it before reading the comments bro

    • @TheMaskedNate
      @TheMaskedNate Год назад

      @@natahndolar2142 well the comment section is basically a plaza for spoilers- I've seen at least 5 comments (me excluded) containing spoilers for this episode, without even searching for them. Sorry ig?🤷‍♂️

    • @ーテイル
      @ーテイル Год назад +1

      @@natahndolar2142 You're the kinda people who would be drowning and when saved say "I didn't give you permission to touch me!"

  • @HarlowBrent
    @HarlowBrent Год назад +520

    Honestly, the Internet doesn’t break this hard this often. Maybe a couple like, “It’s not a mistake, it’s a masterpiece”, but Jonny Razer has taken it to the extreme. It’s amazing, and I’m proud to have found him before he became so popular.

    • @OracleTeller
      @OracleTeller Год назад +9

      And he actually apologised unlike JellyBean

    • @HarlowBrent
      @HarlowBrent Год назад +25

      @@OracleTeller Jellybean did apologize, it was just much later. Originally, “It’s not a mistake, It’s a masterpiece” was only meant to be on their own videos. Much like this new copypasta, it spiraled out of control.

    • @OracleTeller
      @OracleTeller Год назад +2

      @@HarlowBrent ah apologies, I hadnt seen a video where they apologised and I did see a rumour she didnt, my mistake

    • @orangetubergaming
      @orangetubergaming Год назад +1

      Me to I'm glad I found him be fore the waffle house thing

    • @stalechite4152
      @stalechite4152 Год назад +1

      @@OracleTeller it's always better to double check
      In the first place, I don't even know if the Internet deserved an apology after all the stuff she had to go through lol

  • @Macsvelo
    @Macsvelo Год назад +22

    MatPat takes the most trending things happening currently and explains it all in a video. It’s awesome!

  • @sirejelly
    @sirejelly Год назад +398

    The funniest thing about this is that in my DnD campaign we had a body swap arc, and we have a 97% evil ferret named Waffle House, so he literally found a new host.

    • @jamielaur
      @jamielaur Год назад +11

      sounds like a fun campaign XD

    • @MasumiSeike
      @MasumiSeike Год назад +2

      AWWW that sounds awesome 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Beetlejooce01
      @Beetlejooce01 Год назад

      Not funny I just didn’t laugh

    • @_marshP
      @_marshP Год назад +1

      only 97%?

    • @치추이
      @치추이 Год назад +1

      @@Beetlejooce01 comedy is subjective

  • @Conorator
    @Conorator Год назад +164

    Jonny Razer actually has history with Waffle House. He had a viral short not too long ago about how Waffle House is basically an SCP, and how you can tell a situation is really bad if the local Waffle House isn't open. For this reason, I believe "The Waffle House has found its new host" is referring to the Waffle House in a similar way to Specimen 12 from Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion.

    • @darius5066
      @darius5066 Год назад +1

      To be fair that video was just a rehash of an old news story from a few years back about the Waffle House Index, which was created back in 04'.

  • @leviosarwingardium
    @leviosarwingardium Год назад +416

    The fact that we actually have waited for this, and he actually did it. Mad props to everyone, especially Mat.

  • @f0xeking
    @f0xeking Год назад +34

    Monkey D. Luffy is the perfect host for the Waffle House.
    One of the big character traits of Luffy is the fact that he is very friendly. He’s genuinely a good person who knows how to comfort people when they are down (beating up whatever bothers them)
    He’s chill when he needs to be, and is a fighter.
    He isn’t too aggressive (has never killed anybody according to Oda)
    He is able to work at any hour (has no solid sleep schedule, but rather takes naps at random intervals)
    He will always take advantage of free food, doesn’t matter the reasons why.
    He may not be able to cook, but that isn’t one of the expectations.

  • @PigmentPig
    @PigmentPig Год назад +274

    I genuinely believe Po from kungfu panda would be just as ideal. He can do it all, defend, eat, is a sweetie!

    • @diamondknight1015
      @diamondknight1015 Год назад +21

      Ehhh I don't know if the dragon warrior Po, a *kungfu* master and strike first style, would be good
      Plus, what if a Waffle House is on a hill with stairs, he would absolutely collapse

    • @thesymbiotenation.4552
      @thesymbiotenation.4552 Год назад +14

      ​@@diamondknight1015 the guy can't handle his stairs... that and he is from Medieval China, it will take time for him to get accustomed to modern tech

    • @thesymbiotenation.4552
      @thesymbiotenation.4552 Год назад

      @Rikirie he's still a great chef so don't think hair is an issue

    • @robotgalaxy4168
      @robotgalaxy4168 Год назад +1

      ​@@diamondknight1015 He's still done plenty of fighting on the defensive

    • @eston3418
      @eston3418 Год назад +1

      In all honestly I think someone who’s mastered some form of martial arts would be better, at least for the fighting part of the job. You have more control and more options to safely neutralize the target.
      That being said, Shaggy is basically the ultimate life form. The perfect man for any job.

  • @ahmedtheone3976
    @ahmedtheone3976 Год назад +197

    Can't believe that a small channel I loved so much has blown up like this, he truly deserves its success

  • @loganrazler1220
    @loganrazler1220 Год назад +110

    The moment Matpat displayed the list of characteristics, my mind somehow immediately went to shaggy. It’s just perfect.

  • @rosegold1610
    @rosegold1610 Год назад +6

    I live up in New England and I recently went on vacation to Georgia and I was VERY surprised to see all the waffle houses down there. I saw more waffle houses than I saw McDonald's.

  • @Oli.Turner
    @Oli.Turner Год назад +1294

    Finding out that Matpat doesn’t caffeinate before recording videos is like finding out Santa isn’t real.

    • @Icarus_with_better_wings
      @Icarus_with_better_wings Год назад +113

      Oh he does, just with diet coke.
      Insert him creepily staring at diet coke here

    • @Chazbc
      @Chazbc Год назад +44

      Diet Coke has caffeine.

    • @mongoose9851
      @mongoose9851 Год назад +33

      He gets all his caffeine from diet coke

    • @E_manroblox
      @E_manroblox Год назад +25

      Wait stop it about the Diet Coke….. SANTA ISNT REAL?!?!

    • @wolfzburn8822
      @wolfzburn8822 Год назад +1

      @@Chazbc no it doesn't? Can literally says "Caffeine Free".

  • @LaMoooon
    @LaMoooon Год назад +3198

    As a waffle house employee, I can confirm that the waffle house has indeed found its new host.

    • @randomboi66
      @randomboi66 Год назад +30

      Yes,The new host of the waffle house

    • @Elailiodropout
      @Elailiodropout Год назад +6

      Bro this comment is filled with bots

    • @alpha_enaz
      @alpha_enaz Год назад

      @dispiritedsoulx2 based matpat?

    • @HHtestCark
      @HHtestCark Год назад

      @Dispirited Soul x2 fatherless

    • @HHtestCark
      @HHtestCark Год назад

      @@WaffleHouseFoundItsNewHost. fatherless

  • @Geekwithapencil2048
    @Geekwithapencil2048 Год назад +148

    The fact this is a meme and STILL MAKES SENSE blows my mind-Heck I wouldn't mind hanging around Waffle house just to talk with shaggy, he's a chill dude!

  • @OriginalEW
    @OriginalEW Год назад +3

    Fun fact: The guy that plays Shaggy, Matthew Lillard, is known for portraying a cereal killer.
    No, I didn't spell that wrong.

  • @danktorvosaurus
    @danktorvosaurus Год назад +185

    2:57 never thought MatPat would use the ai voice generated videos in his actual theories.

  • @h4hm3m3
    @h4hm3m3 Год назад +113

    MatPat's mind is like a jar, his videos are what fills it. He stores whatever he could, solid as in complete theories and full on proof with no possible denial, liquid as in theories that fill up most opposition but still float around with different thoughts, and air as in the emptiness of some theories. The air is usually flavored with a bit of salt/pepper to it to make it more into something. As the jar open's others feel or see the ideas of one such named MatPat.

    • @h4hm3m3
      @h4hm3m3 Год назад

      @hereisthefullclip istg u bots are so fake

    • @h4hm3m3
      @h4hm3m3 Год назад

      @hereisthefullclip stop being an npc its not that hard like

  • @RebekahLeiplein
    @RebekahLeiplein Год назад +32

    4:42
    Matthew hating coffee is theorist lore I didn't know I needed. Explain.

    • @Small_Schlonng_9000
      @Small_Schlonng_9000 Год назад +5

      It sucks

    • @jason4443
      @jason4443 Год назад +6

      He prefers Diet Coke, duh. Good source of caffeine with more pleasant taste.

  • @sufferdude0537
    @sufferdude0537 Год назад +2

    3:38 "oh boy, he said the thing, HE SAID THE THING. LOOOR-
    "RUclips music is a music app"
    I hate you RUclips

  • @kinggaming2125
    @kinggaming2125 Год назад +222

    I really wanted someone to make a video about this. Thank you Mat and keep up the good work.

  • @notyoutube2599
    @notyoutube2599 Год назад +14306

    The Waffle House has found it’s new host

  • @Firemaster27
    @Firemaster27 Год назад +1011

    Johnny is seriously the king of the internet lately

    • @Firemaster27
      @Firemaster27 Год назад

      @Dispirited Soul x2 shut.

    • @OracleTeller
      @OracleTeller Год назад +15

      Fr, I love his “bad” _____ ideas

    • @Blazing_Fire_
      @Blazing_Fire_ Год назад +10

      He didn't expect it to become so massive that even Mat is covering it. It's probably a dream come true

    • @rafus431
      @rafus431 Год назад +3

      The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host

    • @Firemaster27
      @Firemaster27 Год назад +1

      @Don't Read Profile Picture BE QUIET!!!!

  • @christianseaman8838
    @christianseaman8838 Год назад +2

    You forgot the speed factor, he can run as fast as a great Dane while carrying a great Dane, he will deliver food to tables on time

  • @submarinemagnet7965
    @submarinemagnet7965 Год назад +17

    8:18 staff brushed that metal chair off like it was some paper plane...with one hand.
    WITH. ONE. HAND.

  • @Daedalus-Inc
    @Daedalus-Inc Год назад +74

    I would have suggested uncle Iroh seeing the criteria. Calm but a good fighter, literally becomes the host of his own restaurant at the end of the show.

    • @stevenbobbybills
      @stevenbobbybills Год назад +2

      Not a bad suggestion.

    • @christophervanoster
      @christophervanoster Год назад +6

      I think sokka would be better. He’s not a cook but can eat a ton and gets along great with the ladies. And he is a warrior

    • @AddisonHughes955
      @AddisonHughes955 Год назад

      That’s awesome, I came down here to say the exact same thing! Iroh is perfect for the role!

    • @judyh3707
      @judyh3707 Год назад

      Iroh and Shaggy are on about the same level

  • @kabochahata9693
    @kabochahata9693 Год назад +60

    I knew the moment Johnny said the word LORE that Mat was gonna contribute the utmost, I’ve been waiting for this video since

  • @becky2183
    @becky2183 Год назад +2

    As someone who lived in Oklahoma yes. Always fights or just random stuff happening at a waffle house. Once had an aunt get into a fight there

  • @captincrisspantssayshi3221
    @captincrisspantssayshi3221 Год назад +132

    My first thought was the big dude solider from Mulan. Aside from speaking Chinese, he fits perfectly. He’s a soliderso he’s used to hard work for hours on end no matter the time nor day. And when dealing w/ the super angry friend of his, he doesn’t use violence, yet holds him till he calms down/gives up. He’s huge so ppl won’t wanna fight him. Also, he LOVESS food soooo win🥰 Also he’s super nice

    • @ZK-ib2wp
      @ZK-ib2wp Год назад +15

      Oh yeah, that guy, he would be good lol

    • @silver9wolf6
      @silver9wolf6 Год назад +6

      Chien po! That's a great idea 😁

    • @DrDrao
      @DrDrao Год назад +1

      @@silver9wolf6 Chien po... Chien Pao... Coincidence?
      Probably.

  • @DessertDoggie
    @DessertDoggie Год назад +660

    I never understood the "The Waffle House has found its new host" thing. Thanks you matpat, for explaining stupid internet trends to me and a lot of other people

    • @ooi97
      @ooi97 Год назад +6

      I thought it was an insane Dark Souls reference, crossing Host of Embers with... something...

    • @randommate3778
      @randommate3778 Год назад +6

      My confusion has been fixed too

    • @ToyKeeper
      @ToyKeeper Год назад +7

      Somehow, this video was the first I heard of it. I wonder how wide the meme's reach was... like, 10,000 people? 100k? 1M? Maybe even 10M? Regardless, this video has already gotten it to 6 digits, probably 7 by next week.

    • @muhammaddimasfachriakbar7430
      @muhammaddimasfachriakbar7430 Год назад +1

      The milk store has found its new dad

    • @Spellbook
      @Spellbook Год назад +3

      @@ToyKeeper it is every where in comments section. Like, before maybe you'll see "first" as a first comment but now it's "waffle House has found its new host". To the point that it has become annoying. Everytime such comment is there I check if there's reply and see if someone explains but it's just a hundred replies of the same phrase.
      So I'd say the meme reached more than 10M

  • @Version0111
    @Version0111 Год назад +22

    12:50 Does it really give him fighting skills or did he have those skills all along? I mean just because your not scared to do something, doesn't mean you are suddenly good at it.

    • @msmaria5039
      @msmaria5039 Год назад +4

      He had Alot of practice jumping and running.

    • @Gw3rd
      @Gw3rd Год назад +1

      He was just that good

  • @Cranban176
    @Cranban176 Год назад +1

    Honestly I think Santa would be the best option. 1. He’s durable. Man can literally survive the poles and insane speeds up in his sleigh. 2. He’s jolly. People wouldn’t have trouble talking to him. 3. He can consume an insane amount of calories.
    The only concern is who would take over the Christmas role

  • @chrismendezva
    @chrismendezva Год назад +214

    Video Idea: Make the Krabby Patty. You’ve already figured out the ingredients, i’d love to see you make it and do a taste test!
    Thanks for all the great theories!

    • @StayedNateman
      @StayedNateman Год назад

      thats a great idea

    • @ShadowSaberBaroxio
      @ShadowSaberBaroxio Год назад +8

      I think he already tried doing that, didn't he?

    • @KelseyLovato
      @KelseyLovato Год назад +7

      @@ShadowSaberBaroxioyeah, they made it when comparing different ways to stack burgers

    • @Feed_Matt_Steak
      @Feed_Matt_Steak Год назад

      @@KelseyLovato He's talking about the patty itself, not the order that the burger is put together.

    • @Sentariana
      @Sentariana Год назад

      He's already done that.

  • @MyBubbleInSpace
    @MyBubbleInSpace Год назад +129

    Like others have said, I never looked at the meme as "the waffle house has a new employee" but that it's found its new host body.
    With that being said, when MatPat listed the criteria I immediately thought of Ron Stoppable. I think he and Rufus would thrive at a job like that 😂

  • @itsmefm
    @itsmefm Год назад +129

    You don't understand how much this video clears everything up for me
    I always am out of the loop

    • @lauradarling-lagamma6983
      @lauradarling-lagamma6983 Год назад +3

      Same, dude

    • @MandyMay19282
      @MandyMay19282 Год назад +3

      Same. Ive been so confused seeing “the Waffle House has found its new host”

    • @_Rainbooow
      @_Rainbooow Год назад +2

      the waffle house has its new host

    • @worknotinprogress7172
      @worknotinprogress7172 Год назад

      Same. I was so confused when it took up like half the comment section of a video I watched completely unrelated to that, apparently around the same time it started.

  • @greyrifterrellik5837
    @greyrifterrellik5837 Год назад +1

    My preferred "fighting style"?
    "Scavenger Freeform": do whatever you need to to get out alive, using whatever you have available.

  • @King-of-the-beginning
    @King-of-the-beginning Год назад +174

    After being apart of this since the beginning I’m so happier to see my favorite channel make a video about this

  • @Mustafa_AhmedPGH
    @Mustafa_AhmedPGH Год назад +250

    This episode proves that sometimes, it's good to just have some fun.

    • @THEJPIndustry
      @THEJPIndustry Год назад +4

      Ye i kinda miss tje fun oöd game theorys had
      Like thw assassins creed fall of trust episode

    • @T.h.e.T.i.n.o
      @T.h.e.T.i.n.o Год назад

      @@THEJPIndustry what

  • @SoniasWay
    @SoniasWay Год назад +344

    As a Matt enjoyer, I can confirm Matt is the perfect host for Waffle House as he is an absolutely charismatic mad lad

  • @sanjanaakotyada4753
    @sanjanaakotyada4753 Год назад +2

    “I’m legally obligated to do this”
    Me : *LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE*

  • @Tazzer88
    @Tazzer88 Год назад +126

    Your choice of Shaggy is definitely a strong one, MatPat. I certainly support it, but I also want to throw Makoto Kino/Sailor Jupiter from Sailor Moon into the mix for a different idea of a Waffle House host. She's very empathetic, loves to help others feel better through good food (her favorite foods are meatloaf and cherry pie so she definitely knows about hearty cuisine) and can definitely hold her own in a scrap, even without superpowers. Of course this would have to be something she does once she's out of high school, but I think Mako hits a lot of the keys to the host job, though she might end up treading close to the line on aggression.

    • @coffee-with-sprats
      @coffee-with-sprats Год назад +3

      I like your idea.
      Also someone else pointed out that the Uncle Iroh would be a great host.

    • @Craftlngo
      @Craftlngo Год назад +2

      I would also add Ukyo Kuonji to the list. She can stand her own, loves food but is friendly and lovely to a great extend

    • @AlottaBoulchit
      @AlottaBoulchit Год назад +1

      Jupiter loves to cook though. Perhaps she'd be better on the cooking staff. She can make the food amazing but if a brawl breaks out she can help keep the cooking area safe should any aggressors hop the counter.
      I think we're building the ultimate waffle house in these comments. Shaggy as the host, Uncle Iroh as Shaggy's sub in host (maybe he'd be a manager?) And Jupiter as the cook. Lol

  • @woooling
    @woooling Год назад +240

    I think someone should make a horror series of this. "The Waffle House has found it's new host" is such an ominous sentence, isnt it? i'd love to see a spooky horror version of it

    • @ThunderZdargont
      @ThunderZdargont Год назад +4

      I'm making a horror Minecraft mid of it, that's close

    • @desertfox9407
      @desertfox9407 Год назад +4

      Imagine it becomes and SCP 😂😂😂
      I’m putting all my money on it

    • @ThunderZdargont
      @ThunderZdargont Год назад +2

      @@desertfox9407 I'm pretty sure it already is

    • @SillyCrazyGoose
      @SillyCrazyGoose Год назад

      Oh my god yes that would be really cool

    • @Notsussybaka900
      @Notsussybaka900 Год назад +2

      @@desertfox9407 SCPs that are pop culture references are heavily frowned upon and generally get deleted. Even as -Js.

  • @Iasked559
    @Iasked559 Год назад +23

    1:14 “If you don’t know what a copypasta is, basically, it’s exactly what it sounds like.”
    Infinite pasta?

  • @Astrid.DaCapo
    @Astrid.DaCapo Год назад +1

    2:55 I now believe MattPatt has done way WAY too much theories about FNAF: there are exotic butters everywhere on this channel.

  • @Youll_be_back
    @Youll_be_back Год назад +133

    Before this episode you would think Mat was addicted to coffee but apparently he's not

    • @KilosFoxo
      @KilosFoxo Год назад +24

      its diet coke

    • @user-gx3st2th8q
      @user-gx3st2th8q Год назад +2

      Or Harry teeters

    • @ourplemal
      @ourplemal Год назад +1

      i knew about his diet coke obsession but it surprised me when he said he hates coffee.

    • @Jig_up
      @Jig_up Год назад +3

      @@user-gx3st2th8q *Harris Teeter
      (Sorry)

    • @19piniligaretteemanuelragu58
      @19piniligaretteemanuelragu58 Год назад +1

      The waffle house has spoken, and Phase 2 initiated

  • @thatonewaspatyourpicnic7978
    @thatonewaspatyourpicnic7978 Год назад +14

    2:35 and annoyance. Can't forget annoyance. That's what it's mainly doing. Making people VERY annoyed.

  • @AceBradMan
    @AceBradMan Год назад +126

    I was there when this all started, and i am still totally baffled by how quickly and beautifully this experiment broke the internet

  • @andresmarquez5241
    @andresmarquez5241 Год назад +1

    I think your forget shaggy needs to keep his unlimited power at .001% at all times so he doesn't accidentally destroy the whole city he's in

  • @allisonpozzo
    @allisonpozzo Год назад +66

    MatPat lays out all the criteria to be a successful host at the Waffle House and I'm like "huh, sounds an awful lot like Shaggy". Good to know that MatPat and I are on the same page, lolz

  • @bluegalaxxi1810
    @bluegalaxxi1810 Год назад +195

    Matpats most dangerous power,theorizing a meme and making it a meme with somewhat clear answers on how he got the conclusion.

  • @Snowthree
    @Snowthree Год назад +72

    I like that people seem to really love UI Shaggy. It's like finding a food combination you wouldn't have ever considered until you, randomly, did and found out that it was the butter to your popcorn. I just hope they don't overdo it.

  • @sofiyaderehuz3277
    @sofiyaderehuz3277 Год назад +1

    Johnny razer: turn this into a LORE series
    Matpat: LOOOOOOOREEEEE. I Have BEEN AWAKEN

  • @Just_Some_Gal
    @Just_Some_Gal Год назад +278

    Matpat can take any topic and turn it into something about him, a talent well respected 👌

  • @ebineghawherozion4412
    @ebineghawherozion4412 Год назад +28

    12:05 ULTRA INSTINCT SHAGGY 🥳🥳🥳🥳🤩🤩🤩🤩

  • @Deltastorm-px5xm
    @Deltastorm-px5xm Год назад +7

    Mats power level when he hears the word lore is over 9000😂😂

  • @alysiadelarosa7671
    @alysiadelarosa7671 Год назад +18

    Based off your list of requirements I feel like fin from adventure time would do well for this position, 1. Knows how to fight 2. Can talk to and reason with anyone 3. Loves food 4. Will work any hour and would probably be there early 😂 5. Chill fighter 6. Won’t be aggressive cus he doesn’t want to hurt anyone in the first place 7. Will eat if the food is put in front of him and won’t gain a huge amount of weight from it. Shaggy is only good for this part because of the hypnosis but even then shaggy gets to aggressive so idk

  • @originality.5878
    @originality.5878 Год назад +520

    All hail Matpat, the host of Waffle House.

  • @teresaellis7062
    @teresaellis7062 Год назад +96

    I am always happy to see when Theory video drops, be it Film, Game or Food. I know I am in for puns, science and lots of enthusiasm! 😍

  • @taylorshields8237
    @taylorshields8237 Год назад +3

    This is one of the best videos I've seen on RUclips in the past couple of years
    thank you from the bottom of my

  • @starlight4065
    @starlight4065 Год назад +77

    I love how he put in a memezee video. He edits a bunch of theory videos 😄

    • @5spec
      @5spec Год назад +3

      The paintbrush has found it's new canvas

    • @memoman_yt
      @memoman_yt Год назад +1

      CONSUME THE HOUST

  • @dcorderoch
    @dcorderoch Год назад +17

    12:24 it's really strange seeing the scene without the ultra-instinct theme going

  • @Mattyboy-dn4oo
    @Mattyboy-dn4oo Год назад +57

    Somehow, I had a feeling it was going to be Shaggy this whole time.
    When you mentioned that the host had to be willing to consume large amounts of Waffle House food, I knew immediately it would be him 😂

  • @samandthegang2326
    @samandthegang2326 Год назад +2

    Matpat: I scoured films, games, TV
    Me just after he read the list of attributes needed: shaggy

  • @GallusGamer
    @GallusGamer Год назад +24

    11:24 Based matpat.

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson Год назад +71

    That reveal of his new host had me laughing out loud, and I immediately knew he was going to show that Ultra Instinct clip!
    As dumb as this video is, I thoroughly enjoyed it!

  • @Skel1001
    @Skel1001 Год назад +188

    As someone who watched Johnny before all the Waffle House business, seeing him take over the internet has been amazing

    • @Raster_Rasper
      @Raster_Rasper Год назад +9

      IKR it's nice

    • @dragonare715
      @dragonare715 Год назад +14

      I feel proud af knowing I was there before the meme

    • @spear-throw-legacy
      @spear-throw-legacy Год назад +2

      Same

    • @paarthmathur5532
      @paarthmathur5532 Год назад +7

      I really liked his bad show idea series.

    • @alteregobruh
      @alteregobruh Год назад +2

      @@paarthmathur5532”Bad show idea” he says while pitching a fantastic show idea lolol

  • @dragon_biscuits
    @dragon_biscuits Год назад +14

    I feel like Izuku Midoriya would also make a good Waffle House host - whether as a summer job or in case pro hero work doesn't work out lmao.

  • @Slymation
    @Slymation Год назад +78

    The reason they unanimously decided on Waffle House was actually because of Johnny’s previous shorts on the restaurant

  • @michaellennerman7844
    @michaellennerman7844 Год назад +65

    The amount of coincidences, perfect timings and things made years ago that fit in perfectly with this series of memes is insane.

  • @pattik_
    @pattik_ Год назад +238

    I’ve been watching johnny razor for ages and i’m glad he made the waffle house find its new host

  • @helenbooth5109
    @helenbooth5109 16 дней назад +1

    1:30 he forgot one. One started by 4chan. I can type the first line or give a main theme and you all would get me.
    Vaporeon.

  • @dylpickle1906
    @dylpickle1906 Год назад +28

    8:10 the last chairbender

  • @Ender9511
    @Ender9511 Год назад +17

    3:46 There was no escaping Matt as soon as that was said.

  • @crubexzero9283
    @crubexzero9283 Год назад +76

    I could see Kirby being the Waffle-House host. Friendly, chill, always hungry, and durable enough to fight without throwing punches.

  • @ltstheprogamer
    @ltstheprogamer Год назад +1

    8:05 That chair defend was sick!!

  • @refl9630
    @refl9630 Год назад +6

    14:27 "when else I was going to mention that" oh sure, you never talk about FNAF