Food Theory: Tootsie Pops - How Many Licks Does It REALLY Take?
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- Опубликовано: 8 июн 2024
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You know the famous Tootsie Pop commercial that asks, "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?" That question has caused hundreds, if not thousands of people to try to find the answer. One of those people was our friend, MrBeast. Way back when he tried to find the answer and did a pretty good job but he forgot the BIGGEST help in any test. Science! Can we hack this challenge? Let's find out!
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Credits:
Writers: Matthew Patrick and Luke Barats
Editor: Alex "Sedge" Sedgwick
Assistant Editor: AlyssaBeCrazy
Sound Editor: Yosi Berman
Tootsie taste testers:
Amy Roberts
Dan Seibert
Yosi Berman
Stephanie Patrick
Luke Barats
Dan Lerner
Casey Suddeth 
Хобби
These videos are so amazing! Love ya Matpat! ❤️
Oh hi Ro!
Of course Rosanna’s here. This is your jam, isn’t it? 😆
Yes
Food
Aaawww maaaan. Hi! How are you?
I feel like matpat owl is a perfect representation of him
True xD
He's in an owlsona
Hey you didn't have to say it, what matpat does in his free time is his business.... 😂
Eh
i want music theory lol. matpat looked like a theater kid
“Candy is all about having fun, and nothing is more fun than WINNING.”
Nice pfp
Gamerguy 105 why thank you! Nice username
Listen here you little *poop*
No wonder i always win when i eat candy
That line was suprisingly badass
Literally last year my teacher used this video for a science project, and she shared it with the whole class. We also ended up seeing how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. Thank you for sparing me of my boredom!
i wish my school was like this... ;(
@@someguy19 same
@@detectivelemaru2843 Same
@@Boloves same
well how many licks did you get?
Matpat: who made it under 270 licks?
Researcher #3: I have 183.
Matpat: you are disqualified
wait i didnt even notice haaa
*185
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Like wha!?
So I’m. To cazy he said 270 not 170???
well i got 0
“I see theorist 3 didn’t get below 270”
Display: *185*
Was about to say
Yeah he's a loser, no wonder he failed the challenge
Theorist 3: am i a joke to you
F for theorist 3
Yeah did he mean that Mr Beast got 170 or was the display wrong or did he just want number 3 to lose
Next theory: HOW MANY JAWBREAKERS TO ACTUALLY BREAK SOMEONE'S JAW
"Get on that, Researcher 3!"
This is now the question will keep me awake at night until it is answered
Well if you throw it fast enough, anything can break your jaw.
@Ronald "The taste of retribution, sure is sweet."
@Ronald Ed bring me his jaw
I'm here for the nostalgia. Also the licking machine sounds like something you would find on an adult website.
Researcher # 2 was the real mvp of this.
What's researchers #2 @ thooo
69 nice
I'm JUST now like seriously noticing that Dan/Researcher #3 DID do it in well under 270 links but Matpat still says he didn't and roasts him for his failure anyway. I think every time I've seen this before, I was thinking the target was 170 for some reason.
why doesnt he just say the answer straight on instead of briefing everything he did to find it out (joke)
the real question though is How did Amy get 98 LICKS JUST HOW
Poor Dan. MatPat, you have failed as a theorist for Dan bullying, you definitely deserve that bludgeoning to your head by your wife's coffee mug..😂
Fr
I love how 10 year old Matpat tested this and none of us are surprised 😂
L
LoL
I love tootsie roll pop
of course 10 year old matpat tested it
It’s matpat. We don’t question ANYTHING he makes a theory about. He figured out how long luigi’s schlong is as an adult. Him figuring out how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie pop centre as a kid? Tame. 😂😂😂
Mat seems like the kid that sits down and does his work and isn't any trouble but if you become friends he's very talkative.
I feel like this is me but more toxic
Why das me do?
Me
I do my work at school,
*but won’t stop talking on Xbox live chat*
That's literally me
I actually tried it myself when I was a kid. it took me 367 licks, but my idea of "getting to" the center was being able to crack the candy shell.
i took about 600 😭
13:34 “ YeS, I fEeL sO pOwErFuL!!!!!!”
How to minimize licks:
Don’t have your tongue leave the tootsi pop. Then it’ll all be one lick.
woah that's big brain
hehe STONKS
Pure GENIUS!!
put the stick into the bit hole of a drill then just let it spin on yer tongue.
tootsi
MatPat: let’s see who got less than 270 licks
*guy has 185*
MatPat: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that
It was researcher #3 though
But he didnt pretend that he didnt see that...
He litteraly pointed him out
Guy who has 272 licks:
I did try licking to the center and it took 115 kicks for me in a cold dry room
@@johnathanreeves4654 He ignored probably the biggest and most important variable: the direction that you lick the tootsie roll from. There's a pretty big margin of error in manufacturing them, and they aren't all perfectly centered.
Just curious how she was able to do it in only 98 licks. Did I miss something as she beat MatPat and he didn't say much about her doing so, but instead celebrated himself doing it in 117.
Lol 🤣
The entire video was basically one giant meme. Lol. It was all in good humor.
Tootsie pops come in a couple different sizes, it possible she got a slightly smaller one (they come in mini, small, med + large). Large + medium aren't that much different so that's what I was thinking it was :)
Just looked it up there's three sizes but still the two are generally the same size and the mini are tiny
None of these are right, Amy just has oddly above average saliva (this is a confirmed fact) so it's just that, and then it dissolves faster
Fun fact my uncle actually figured this out! He licked until he got to the core and mailed his answer to the Tootsie Pop people. They gave him a certificate :)
Matpat with 117 licks: “Brags about how he beat Mr.Beast
Amy in first place with 98 licks: Am I a joke to you?!
Lol
Rip amy
Even initially at 6:08 we see that she re-salivate her mouth after every lick that lowered the ammount of licks in total, rather than stroking it...
Out of context that does sounds weird
Manspider86 bro she out-licked everyone each time no sweat
He knew he couldn't beat her
Researcher #3: [breathes]
MatPat: [cocking gun] that's enough out of you
This deserves PRAISE
Is the almighty one K1-B0
@@samthegarbageman2876 yes
Great comment made me laugh
@@wallshomess8369 glad it made you laugh :)
Question: Wouldn't liking the pop inside a closed mouth work just as well, if not better, as altering the room temperature or working out? Wouldn't it have a sauna-like effect on the pop and make melt faster?
Great content, btw. Keep it up!
It's awesome how much effort you put in these videos, and they always turn out awesome.
"forget him he's a straggler we're better off without him anyway" food matpat is HARSH
_ROASTED🔥_
@Fidel RMZ I'm ded. Lmao
agreed
Always has been
His name is Pat
Mat : game theory
Thew : film theory
Pat : food theory
Rick : ???????
"Forget him he's a straggler. We're better off without him anyway"
Food theory is really bringing the Gordan Ramsay out of Matpat
THE THEORY SAUCE!
Oof
Mat Ramsay XD
@@JoeJoJ HSHEJEFH OH MY GOD YES
Lol 😂
How did he mess up the polarity of water? H is δ+ and O is δ-.
4:42 something about the phrase 'automated licking machine' feels both hilarious and unnervingly wrong
What gives people feelings of power:
Money
Status
Getting to the center of a tootsie pop in less than 270 licks
"YES!! I FEEL SO POWERFUL!!!"
Matpat- 2020
Matpat:I am power...I AM A GOD!!!
This makes me laugh
the best movie ever ruclips.net/video/TML6wJuxukc/видео.html
RRRR I NEED... MORE POWER.... I NEED MORE POWERRRRRR!!!!!
I actually got the center of one in 163 licks when I was in 6th grade.
Fun fact: my sister tried doing the “a one, a two-hoo, a three, CRUNCH” thing, and ended up chipping her tooth
I'm able to
😂😂😂
I only do that if a lollipop is "soft"
LOL
I did it in 1 lick just continue putting your tongue on it
One time, me and my great-grandfather tried finding out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop waaaaaay before Food Theory was a thing.
dude everyone has 💀
1:25 “Berries and cream, berries and cream, I’m a little lad who loves berries and cream~”
I can officially say I’ve joined a channel “Before It Was Cool”, because we all know this is gonna be cool.
Reese Harrub it’s already cool
It’s kinda cool but not at the same time
Yup!
Yesss
This channel is SUPER cool fyi
“It’s like someone designed tootsie pops to be consumed by humans” I don’t know why that made me laugh so much
I read your comment just as he said it
@@jtsonic1707 lol, that's a rare and funny coincidence
I had just like just finished laughing when I read this and guess what I started laughing again shocker.😅
JTSonic me to
Same here.
That win deserves a party as big as the new year party or your own holiday
the shortest amount of licks is one just spin the lollipop on your tongue till it's done
As a chemistry nerd, I have to point out that lowering the pH decreased the solubility of the acids present in the candy (such as citric acid).
Seems sciency enough to be true
@@philsharpe4315 I like how we just believe game theory we don't think " Hey this might be wrong" We just trust him know cuz it sounds sciency
So a more basic solution would be better? Huh.
Ah that makes sense, though I was thinking the native sugar in the juice also probably slowed it somewhat.
@@philsharpe4315 me anytime i'm watching a science video 😂😂
Matpat, you confused O and H when talking about polarity. O is negative, and H is positive.
Darn it! You're totally right. Good catch. Thanks for calling that out!
The Food Theorists did I not hear something correctly or was the goal to beat Mr Beast at going under 270 licks and then you said #3 failed that even though he was at 185?
@@NatesLegend it was a joke because he was bullying number 3 as a joke throughout the whole video
Demon Karris I tried to see it that way but then #3 was the only one that didn’t get under 170 so to me it read like he messed up his number
@@FoodTheory
Please add a correction in the video description.
I love your theories! Keep it up!
I love it when how he throws in all these variables.
MatPat: "How to optimize eating a Tootsie pop"
Speedrunners: "This is gonna save some frames later"
I lost the run to rng dude
My Game Crashed
“Spoken like a true failure”
-Matpat, 2020
When did he say that ?
@@sirpumpkin99 8:55
researcher 3 sounding like a true unpaid failure
Thanks
What my dad told me (if he was around)
I love your videos! keep up the good work MatPat!
0:05 *A one “lick”*
*A twooooooooo “lick”*
*A t h r e e . “Eats whole” T h e o r y .*
2nd most timeless: Hershey Kisses Christmas bells commercial
agreed
What about the old Mnm Halloween and Christmas commercials?
Oh! Good one!
Nope never seen it
Lol
Make three more channels and color them blue, purple, and orange and we’ll have the Infinity Theorists.
How? Like I get the joke, but he only has four slots three of which are already filled.
He is inevitable
I'd have to change the logo to a gauntlet...hmmmm
@@FoodTheory In the words of Emperor Palpatine, DO IT
Awesome
The intro was the best MatPat intro ever, if that makes sense
Amazing work he put in these videos
I have this awkward feeling, that the "automated licking nachine" was intended for a waaaay different industry
Yes of course
The ice cream industry
mat s mistake was saying it was a /substitute/ for a human tongue
@@theflaminglionhotlionfox2140 no. no. no.
The letter sealing industry.
NOBODY LIKE!
it's 69!
Hmm... Which one?
Matpat : "I beat Mrbeast with 117 licks"
Me : "well yes but Amy's the real champion"
GIMME SOME 207 AND 500
Well yes but actually no
Is that really a surprise though?
Matpat wants you to delete this comment
@@shrouls well I'm a level 3 researcher of site [REDACTED] fite me
Good job Amy, 98 licks, that looked like way less than everybody else.
Been watching MatPat since I was 7, absolutely love this dude, watched basically every video on all 4 channels.
Keep up the great word!! ❤❤❤
You mean 5, right
Game Theory
Film Theory
Food Theory
Style Theory
GTLive
Why isn't anybody talking about the fact that Researcher #2 did it in LESS THAN 100 LICKS
*R I G H T*
True
My friend has done it in 87 (lesbian)
@@antichrist4449 makes sense
Switched Dreams lol
Alternative title: Mat pat gets *heated* over licking while disrespecting his co-worker
*and backstabbing mrbeast
Wow thats a cursed comment
Thank you, I tried.
Researcher number 2 is the best licker
Jeremy Lai 😳
I always love watching these vids even though MatPat left. He's an OG ❤❤❤
I'm mad at myself for forgetting to subscribe to food theory and now the RUclips recommendations made me remember it
Alternative Title: MatPat mistreating Researcher No.3 for 15 Minutes
F in the chat for researcher number 3
F
F for Dan.
F
F
Can’t wait til they get to the sinister, morbid, murderous origins of bread.
XD
BREADBEAR
Already is a thing
www.geoffmetcalf.com/bread.html
What are these origins?
Bread Is a conspiracy, watch this vid: ruclips.net/video/_Oh_Arr6IVc/видео.html
This is one of the first Food Theories... Yet I'm just NOW realizing that I never watched this one somehow.
I actually did the tootsie pop thing when I was like 8.
I came up with 175, though, I counted "get to the center" as when I could first feel the tootsie roll center, which vastly differs depending on the pop.
Researchers: So... How many Tootsie Pops do you want us to eat in a day?
MatPat: YES
New theory idea: how many tootsie pops does it take to get to the center of my heart
When you know that Amy isn’t a fan of candy but she finished it with 98 licks, we love a queen that chooses her candy battles.
How do you know she doesn’t like candy?
Dontrell Durant in their livestreams they asked her what candy she likes she said she doesn’t like sweets and chocolate that much, she’s also vegan.
Dutchess Of Darkness oh. I miss all streams
Dontrell Durant they have an archive channel! GTlive :> I don’t watch all of the streams (unless its fnaf, i like watching confused MatPat)
Dutchess Of Darkness thanks
The intro was great!
Ok I'm 49 years old and seeing you do those vignettes from when I was a kid was fantastic.
When I was in elementary school ( ages 5-11), I actually did a science fair project on this EXACT concept.
How many licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
With some 'help from adult sources', we used 3 examples, One was just a wetted sponge going back and forth over a Pop, using weights and pulleys to keep it in motion with little kinetic loss, one was an adult start licking it, and one was a kid ( myself) lick one until we got to the center.
I still have my results; Thank to Mom for never throwing stuff out and a wealth of attic memories.
Sponge : 108 total passes til center
Adult Tongue: 161 Total passes til center
Kid Tongue :172 Total passes til center.
This was in 1979 mind you so Your results may vary.
Guess they were just slightly tougher back in my day.
How many licks does it take: 0
Optimized method of licking: Bite it
Grace Slagle I can’t I have braces
@Grace Slagle are you asking if braces are a disease or are you joking lol
@Grace Slagle HMMMMMM
M J HMMMMMM 🤔🤔🤔🤔🧐🧐🧐🧐
Put it in water and let it sit. You never licked it, but made it to the center. Or use a hammer for something like that. That second one counts more since that's closer to using your body to do it, which is closest to the original intent,and thus spirit of, the question.
Matpat: How many people made it to the center in under 270 licks?
Researcher #3: _has 185 licks_
Matpat: *I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that*
Lol right I was so confused as to why he was in the red they all did it and #2 did better then Matpat did
I'm guessing now that was a joke that i stupidly failed to get because I was so confused by that, lol. I get it now, Mat is supposed to be oppressive and suppressive of number 3, lol.
7:15 Best Girl.
Idk how many times I’ve shown this video (today included) to give people the definitive answer when this question comes up. Thank you
Me when MatPat first announces food theory: That’s lame
Me after watching this video: Alright you’ve won me over
This comment was on his instagram story
Everyone ever
You didn't see the kool-aid man video did you
my mom actually counted the licks when she was a kid and sent it in, she got a certificate thing for it :p
What?? I did that as a kid and never thought to send it in!
For me it was around 343 or so. Although as a kid I never thought to lick and wait a few seconds.
BRO WHAT! I wish I knew that! I want a certificate for that! I was so proud of that accomplishment as a kid!
Lol
The Pumpkin Gamer yeah smae
Kris Bright only 343? I got 1143
Great video! I just wanted to point out (over a year later, but you know...) at 7:05 in polar molecules is is the oxygen that is more negative and the hydrogen is more positive.
I was about to do the same. I can’t believe no one pointed out in a year! 🤣
The boy doesn't actually talk to a turtle; he speaks with what is clearly a tortoise who happens to be named Mr. Turtle.
Some random kid in a candy commercial: "how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?"
Matpat: hold my fnaf theory
Yes
Next thing you know he going to do a 5 part theory video that goes way off base and uses things that have nothing to do with the original.
Matpat hold my Film and Game theorys
This is just a science class that’s actually fun that doesn’t need you to hear that one idiot that goes like, “Ewwww!!!!!” when they see something mildly gross. Like cmon it’s just a heart, how is it that gross.
And its less boring
I mean, Science class is usually fun for me. But Science class can be a bit boring. This is just so interesting.
I mean i guess when you touch it then yeah its gross
Can we just all collectively agree that the Matt Pat owls response to the question that was asked is going to be met Pats Response to every single question we ask him
1:24 little lad
MatPat: "I have H E R E B Y BEAT Mr Beast."
Amy, AKA, Researcher 2: Are you challenging me?
Since she had 98 licks, lol
I want to know how she got under 100 now. Did she take longer? Was her tongue rougher? What is the ph of her saliva. Did she eat jalapeños before? These are questions i need answers to.
@@Niflheimrr_EL its why we call her sandpaper tongue
@@Niflheimrr_EL let's say she has practice licking
Brian Heaney yeah
it’s probably just her superpower since she’s wearing an umbrella academy t-shirt.
Can we just appreciate the fact that it’s possible to get to the center of a tootsie pop in under 100 licks?
she's an expert
NOW the world knows.
I swear no matter what he makes theories about, food, games, films, he could make fricking sport theory, and it will be a blast
I swear I could watch all your theorys 🥰🥰🥰🥰
"it's like someone designed tootsie pops to be consumed by humans" that killed me😂😂
Right XD
IKR
F
Please make a video about this: “is mayonaise an instrument?”
Someone has tried this
ruclips.net/video/A5jnftBQw2U/видео.html
"I don't need sleep, I need answers."
Dr. Sodium Chloride NOPE
Dr. Sodium Chloride wait I thought it was a Rick roll sorry lol
I bet my life savings he wont
6:03 YEAH!
I love your videos :)
MATPAT: *Does theory on Tootsie Pops*
ME: I’m sorry mate, is this some American joke I’m too Australian to understand?
Me too, me too
Me on RUclips every day
Omg this made me laugh 😂
F
Haha same 😂
"Under 270 licks"
"185"
"Researcher 3 didn't make the cut..."
I... I'm not that bad at math, am I?
Not bad at math, it was just continuing the joke of the whole video where Matt wasn't interested in anything Researcher 3 had to say, so he would have automatically failed even if he'd had the lowest number. You can tell they are really good friends just from that one joke.
It's about him being the lowest from all the others
It may have been continuing the joke, but they were all WAY under 200, which seems unlikely ... or not, since he said 117 when he finished. Also, again, go Amy!
He was bullying that guy the entire video as a joke
I'm with you on this
I like how mr.beast went with the thinnest part of the tootsie pop while I went with the thickest
Funny, he is so excited he beat Mr.beast, yet he tied with one of his teammates and a girl beat him on his own channel with 98 🤣
Questions I would like answered by this channel:
- What would happen if I ate 1/2 pound of turmeric?
- What does the turnip stock exchange in Animal Crossing say about turnips in their world? Are they rare or useful?
- How many jumping jacks could I do with the caloric energy of one large pepperoni pizza?
- What are all those ingredients in energy drinks and why do I like them so much?
- How fast is each stage of the digestive cycle, beginning from taking a bite? How quick before food hits the stomach?
- Why is it called an eggplant?
Young eggplants look like they are growing literal eggs search: juvenile eggplant plants.
Ok ok I will omg wow that crazy wow
Look it's not an eggplant it's an aubergine. But the rest of them seem relevent
geek 2.0 EGGPLANT ALL THE WAY
food takes about 10 seconds to go from swallowing to the stomach, then 10 hours from stomach to intestine, about 4 hours from intestinal tract to toilet
Food Theory: how long can you survive on just candy...just candy nothing more, nothing less.
Hey MatPat, great content... Keep up the good work. I was wondering if u could explain why Cadbury eggs stuck with the Easter commercial after previously using multiple gimmicks in their ads. I'm 41 and remember (vaguely) that it was kind of a implied joke or message that Cadbury eggs weren't your average chocolate candy
Universities: licking robot
Doujin Artists: *Write that down*
*dies*
Furious breathing intensifies
*pulls out gun*
There's a BL named My X report that actually has that in it.
IT'S REAL Y'ALL.
IT ACTUALLY EXISTS.
@@holyalpaca750 don't remind us
Next theory:
How many shrimp do you have to eat before you make your skin turn pink?
Or carrots to turn your skin orange
@@DragonKazooie89 that one is cooler. Dang I need to know
Or blue m&m’s until your skin turns blue
That depends on your immune system because if you eat too much you’ll get sick. It also depends on the richness of the shrimp because shrimps are pretty rich.
Nu M no it how many blue m&m’s until you get diabetes
I like to add to the fact that I’m binge watching your stuff while making a full suit for a stuffed monkey my sibling made and I repaired
As a kid, I was actually nerdy enough to try to find out, and in my case, it took 197 licks. This was years before the internet was a thing, so I only shared that info with people I knew personally.
I clicked this completely on a whim and then stopped and was like “wtf is that MatPat?” And I cant describe the level of surprise when I read the name of this channel
ME TOO
I saw “Is pizza a sandwich” or whatever two hours before the Willy wonka theory.
I looked up game theory and found it so I already knew, but thats cool!
I never read titles I just click on the thumbnail that looks most interesting.
I’m calling it before MatPat does his
Analysis: Eat really spicy hot food then lick it!
0:41 when you forget to do your Duolingo and the owl is mad and asks you a 100 questions
Me: hears the word wisconsin
4:32
Also me: I LIVE IN WISCONSIN.
Theorists: when do we get paid
Matpat: no
Nice comment mind if I steal it?
@@voidisdead5687 no steal pls
Yes >:)
@@voidisdead5687 r\madlads
@@caelandenning2648 It's to late you cant stop him now hes already typing it as we speak.
MatPat: Good job Amy.
Amy: Licks Tootsie POP more aggressively then the others
Women are naturally like that though but no one wants to admit
@@Sataka23clips w...what does that even mean?
@@ijk9492 You'll know when you grow older.
@@fieryelf I know what it means I was just hoping maybe there was another non-sexual or derogatory explanation
@@ijk9492 Well for the first comment by Blue Tube, he was just making a joke.
As for the claims made by both comments, well Amy herself was actually the least aggressive when it came to licking the Tootsie Pop in the first test when compared to the other test subjects, both of which where male. Specifically the Third test subject was consistently proven to be the least efficient licker out of all the others in both tests, even though he was the most aggressive in the first test. So I would have to surmise that the claim is simply wrong.
As for how this mistake could have been made I surmise that the commenter mistook Amy for Mat's wife (the brain sometimes get confused with information) who in the second test was actually trying to get to the Tootsie Pop 's centre and thus had a more aggressive technique though it should be noted that the result she got was 132 licks, several licks more than the top five contenders and far more licks than Amy who got 98 licks in the second test out of a total nine participants.
As for an explanation that does not require any sexual reference I would have to say it would either have to be Amy's tongue texture, body temperature or a difference in the composition of her saliva compared to the other participants. Although Mat did indeed test for lower pH such as acids he did neglect to check other factors such as higher pH levels which gets into basic solutions which do actually have effects when it comes to deluding elements. What's more neglecting that the purpose of saliva in the digestion process is to dilute glucose which is the more efficient form of fructose the very element he was testing.
I was licking a jawbreaker as I was watching this
Matt: throws confetti all over the place
Quality: *guess I'll die*