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  • Funny Tumblr Posts to Brighten Your Day. Best Collection of Tumblr Posts. Episode 27.
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  • @The-Stupid-Wizard
    @The-Stupid-Wizard 6 лет назад +501

    When I heard "Harry cannot duel" my mind immediately went to Yu-Gi-Oh.
    "Yer a duelist Harry."

  • @sunshinedraws8443
    @sunshinedraws8443 4 года назад +67

    At 12:31 I read “roombas” as “roommates”
    **24 roommates emerge slowly from under my bed, consuming everything in their paths**

  • @derpmanaveragegamer7791
    @derpmanaveragegamer7791 5 лет назад +246

    for the harry potter one,
    "why learn all these other defensive spells, when i can just disarm them and basically turn them into a muggle."

    • @thechallengers1899
      @thechallengers1899 4 года назад +8

      Wizards can still use magic without a wand. Wands just help them control it.

    • @themostbritishpersonalive868
      @themostbritishpersonalive868 4 года назад +15

      @@thechallengers1899 only some of them

    • @Dragon-hu5ev
      @Dragon-hu5ev 4 года назад

      hypnochonk mhm

    • @alexisgrunden1556
      @alexisgrunden1556 4 года назад +5

      That's part of why I prefer Harry Dresden's approach to dueling:
      1) Nobody ever expects a wizard to carry a gun.
      2) If all else fails, a wizard's staff is still a big-@$$ stick you can _THWACK!_ your enemy upside the head with.

    • @Dragon-hu5ev
      @Dragon-hu5ev 4 года назад +1

      Alexis Grunden Lol

  • @tomipitman
    @tomipitman 6 лет назад +568

    "it's a knicknack Patty wack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a rolling stone" just earned you a like

    • @xXBedaXx
      @xXBedaXx 6 лет назад +10

      Norm McDonald is the guy who wrote that joke. He has several similar ones, look him up.

    • @thatonedude05
      @thatonedude05 6 лет назад

      That quote gave me AIDS.

    • @festethephule7553
      @festethephule7553 5 лет назад +3

      Agreed, I don't get it.

    • @noahmckenzie5996
      @noahmckenzie5996 5 лет назад +10

      @afootineachworld "It's a knick-knack paddy-whack, give the dog a bone, this old man came rolling home" is a nursery rhyme

    • @kekhexenpepe6668
      @kekhexenpepe6668 5 лет назад +1

      This old man he played 2, he played knickknack on his shoe, with a knickknack paddy-whack, give the dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.

  • @gremlin8312
    @gremlin8312 6 лет назад +164

    That one about J.K Rowling had me sitting here for like 5 minutes silently

    • @terra20209
      @terra20209 6 лет назад +4

      duudee same. i had no idea about that

    • @ghosetclosetanimals4life667
      @ghosetclosetanimals4life667 6 лет назад +7

      I KNOW I DIDNT KNOW HARRY COULDN'T DUEL!

    • @Joseph_Drew_III
      @Joseph_Drew_III 5 лет назад +5

      I wouldn’t put it past her.

    • @wingedfeline5379
      @wingedfeline5379 4 года назад +4

      It would explain why she acted so strange after she finished the series

    • @prithvirajb1953
      @prithvirajb1953 4 года назад +1

      What why do you have to kill someone to make a horcrux

  • @kittyheykitty
    @kittyheykitty 4 года назад +124

    So hear me out
    Possums are cute when they aren’t screaming.

    • @UnfamiliarEyes
      @UnfamiliarEyes 4 года назад +11

      Possums are cute when they’re screaming

    • @graciegrant4387
      @graciegrant4387 4 года назад +6

      Reason to come to Australia!
      possums in Australia are super cute, small, super long tails, basically lemurs and you can often see them in trees! they are also completely harmless and hardly ever make noise!

    • @birdygoscrem9462
      @birdygoscrem9462 4 года назад +2

      I am an Australian, so when I read this I first thought “but they are cute??” And then I remembered opossums and was like “why am I so stupid”

    • @graciegrant4387
      @graciegrant4387 4 года назад +2

      @I don’t exist sorry i forgot they were called opossums but in australia oppossums don't exist at all so they're always possums

    • @kittyheykitty
      @kittyheykitty 4 года назад +2

      Literally I’m just American I don’t know what the difference between the two are I just think they are cute

  • @jfan4reva
    @jfan4reva 6 лет назад +46

    "Alexa, unleash the roombas!"
    I have no idea why I can't stop laughing....

  • @frejakronborg7513
    @frejakronborg7513 5 лет назад +56

    Harry: Snape isn't even that good at dueling
    Someone: Okay, i'd like to see you duel better in front of everybody!
    Everyone: * starts chanting *
    HARRY CAN'T DUEL
    HARRY CAN'T DUEL
    HARRY CANNOT DUEL
    Who even got this reference lol?

    • @lilyflower1440
      @lilyflower1440 5 лет назад +6

      I scrolled to the comments just to see if anyone picked up on the Starkid reference and was surprised by all the anime so I'm glad someone pointed it out!

    • @beedrinkinghoney
      @beedrinkinghoney 4 года назад +8

      HERMIONE CAN'T DRAW
      HERMIONE CAN'T DRAW
      HERMIONE CANNOT DRAW

    • @igi5390
      @igi5390 4 года назад +4

      HERMIONE CANT DRAW
      HERMIONE CANT DRAW
      HERMIONE CANNOT DRAW
      SHE ONLY READS BOOKS AND SHE CANNOT DRAW
      EVEN IF SHE WAS READING A HOW TO
      DRAW BOOK

    • @nikonijn
      @nikonijn 4 года назад +4

      lupin can't sing, lupin can't sing lupin cannot sing!

  • @dkpsyhog
    @dkpsyhog 6 лет назад +223

    6:00 actually, there’s also a good reason for why all anime characters would have severe mercury poisoning...
    Anime comes from Japan, and therefore most (if not all) anime characters are Japanese. Seafood is very popular in Japan, especially sushi. It just so happens that rising levels of mercury in the oceans is causing seafood to be contaminated with mercury, which becomes particularly dangerous in raw fish (which is what sushi is made with).
    That’s right, getting mercury poisoning from Japanese food is a real world issue at the moment. Case closed.

    • @tjfrye11
      @tjfrye11 6 лет назад +7

      Psychic Hedgehog raw fish is sashimi... Not all sushi is raw fish

    • @thepearled0120
      @thepearled0120 5 лет назад +15

      psychic_hedgehog
      Does that mean that all anime is actually set in the super distant future of Japan where every person has severe mercury poisoning constantly but the Japanese have evolved to survive instead of fixing the problem?

    • @thatrandomshadowwholiveson1296
      @thatrandomshadowwholiveson1296 5 лет назад +3

      *laughs in chicken sushi*

    • @Liz-ps1qe
      @Liz-ps1qe 5 лет назад +2

      ThePearled01 this is exactly what I was thinking

    • @stray_bad_dog_
      @stray_bad_dog_ 5 лет назад

      *laughs in vegetable sushi*

  • @zeromarr5667
    @zeromarr5667 5 лет назад +9

    9:18 I love how they used Hedwig (who is definitely an animal not a person) and just completely forgot about Cedric Diggory....

    • @Enbypotat53
      @Enbypotat53 4 года назад

      And they also used dobby, despite the fact that they could've used Sirius as an example-

  • @Canwegetsubscriberswithonlyafe
    @Canwegetsubscriberswithonlyafe 6 лет назад +125

    NO MISTER NOODLE, YOUR HANDS!

  • @iamnobody7044
    @iamnobody7044 6 лет назад +37

    **Melts over a snake with a nice scale pattern**
    **gawking and looking at me like I'm a madman intensifies**
    **Making face at someones rabbit, because i find them disgusting**
    **Visible confusion**

    • @fifi6958
      @fifi6958 6 лет назад +1

      I am Nobody ok but you’re doing the same thing
      but ik how you feel because i have & love rats & tarantulas

    • @QueerAndHunger
      @QueerAndHunger 4 года назад

      I thought you said you melted a snake over a nice scale pattern lol

  • @Matt-no7gg
    @Matt-no7gg 6 лет назад +65

    2:53 I DIDN'T SEE WHERE THIS POST CAME FROM UNTIL HALFWAY THROUGH THE POST WHY DID I THINK THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED FOR A SPLIT SECOND

    • @jasperpj8804
      @jasperpj8804 6 лет назад +5

      Me too tbh

    • @birdie8388
      @birdie8388 6 лет назад +3

      Same i had to read it 25 times until i read the name

  • @wyapatrickk9616
    @wyapatrickk9616 6 лет назад +427

    _Y'all know that pokémon Bagon?_
    *Bagon your mom lmao.*

  • @Kinolay1
    @Kinolay1 6 лет назад +99

    i have a terrible joke, and i must share it:
    i enjoy my life

  • @lalotaix8185
    @lalotaix8185 5 лет назад +13

    I feel like I have to tell someone about this.
    Halfway through the video I received an ad for a game. One of those ‘fix a mansion, why is this so hard’ crappy adverts.
    I was going to skip it until it started playing the song ‘Sans’.
    Sans, from undertale.
    Idk how they’d even get the rights to use that music. (Are there any rights? I’d assume so.)
    Anyway, after all the failed attempts there is just some random elephant who gets dragged onto the screen and suddenly clears up all of the crap that was on there.
    Basically, morel of the story is:
    If you’re life is a mess, get a gigantic elephant.

  • @margaret796
    @margaret796 5 лет назад +10

    Don’t mind me. I’m just casually eating 3 packets of Tim tams by myself.

    • @maeveheart7464
      @maeveheart7464 4 года назад +1

      As one Australian to the next, I'm proud of you.

  • @badassgranny3023
    @badassgranny3023 6 лет назад +24

    Teacher:What color is a orange?
    Me:yellow
    Teacher:...

  • @antanaskaleda1564
    @antanaskaleda1564 6 лет назад +183

    everyone talking about waluigi in smash
    *what about pan stan in fnaf ucn*

  • @thisperson345
    @thisperson345 4 года назад +3

    6:59 I stared at it saying "BMW equals... A?"
    I had to look for at least 2 minutes to realise what it actually was

  • @cybersilver5816
    @cybersilver5816 6 лет назад +494

    No offense, but I really hate the random "inspirational" post. Sure they _seem_ decent, but once you say them out loud you sound like you're on drugs...

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan 6 лет назад +20

      Most things 'inspirational' sound dumb when used inappropriately. Think that's why they're labeled 'inspirational'

    • @Sarivelle
      @Sarivelle 6 лет назад +18

      Is the fact that I both agree with you and find your post extremely threatening to the fate of humanity a bad thing?

    • @ErmenBlankenberg
      @ErmenBlankenberg 4 года назад +3

      What especially grind my gears is that this is one of the "let's reduce this complicated thing into it's most broad, over-simplified non-descriptive summary of itself so I can sound profound and poetic without saying anything of substance or genuine insight" inspirational posts.

    • @IrvingIV
      @IrvingIV 4 года назад

      @@ErmenBlankenberg
      Which post are you guys talking about?
      Like, a timestamp, thats all i want.

    • @IrvingIV
      @IrvingIV 4 года назад

      the one at 2:20 ?

  • @coolbeans4205
    @coolbeans4205 6 лет назад +12

    When you live in Massachusetts and feel proud of yourself for starting a fricking war
    What has this world come to

  • @raecyprus3961
    @raecyprus3961 6 лет назад +14

    KNICCKNACC PATTYWACC THAT MADE ME SCREAM OMFG

  • @lielharush3530
    @lielharush3530 6 лет назад +37

    5:43
    Have fun i guess

    • @Someone-nw7yc
      @Someone-nw7yc 6 лет назад +2

      You gonna pay 300 just for a chick? Sexist
      Jokes aside, you must be either rich or really fucking dumb.

    • @evanclaxton4137
      @evanclaxton4137 5 лет назад +1

      @@Someone-nw7yc its a joke

  • @theonefriendwhohasnolife
    @theonefriendwhohasnolife 6 лет назад +162

    5:40 the answer is because this makes you an accessory to murder. You give someone money with the intent for them to cause harm and or death, this makes you an accessory to assault/murder. Nazi's calling for genocide doesn't mean they're actively doing something to cause death or harm.

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan 6 лет назад +12

      The one friend Who has no life So if, hypothetically, one just tells a hitman that they want someone dead, and the hit man does it if their own free will, it wouldn't be illegal?
      Hoo-boy.

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 6 лет назад +7

      Torian Flack - well at that point it's a police issue and you may be able to claim death threat and blackmail when you inevitably have to pay the hitman anyway or they will kill you too.

    • @theonefriendwhohasnolife
      @theonefriendwhohasnolife 6 лет назад +14

      Torian Flack A hitman wouldn't exactly do something for you unless you're giving them something, you going to someone who you know is paid to cause death or harm and saying you want someone dead without paying them wouldn't be illegal hypothetically. However if something does happen to said person you wanted dead you could be charged with accessory to murder. Or just premeditated murder with is already cause for murder in the first degree

    • @DerpDevilDD
      @DerpDevilDD 6 лет назад +21

      If the Nazi's calling for genocide are literally calling for genocide, as in telling people to go out and kill people, that *is* a crime. Inciting people to commit violent acts isn't protected by the constitution, it's not covered under free speech; it's illegal already.

    • @4f52
      @4f52 6 лет назад +2

      And the clickbait goes without saying.

  • @luanmelo3398
    @luanmelo3398 6 лет назад +34

    mOM SAID IT'S MY tUrN ON THE xBoX!

    • @ilexater9556
      @ilexater9556 5 лет назад

      She lied. It is always my turn.

  • @deanj.9324
    @deanj.9324 5 лет назад +2

    "Alexa, release the roombas" 🤣🤣 the mental image

  • @lumbagouncle800
    @lumbagouncle800 6 лет назад +4

    Y’all know that Pokémon Pikachu?
    *Pikachewing dem nuts lmao.*

  • @mizuragi5412
    @mizuragi5412 6 лет назад +1

    The Jolene bit made me think of the epic "Beowulf".

  • @SketchingPandaRen
    @SketchingPandaRen 5 лет назад +3

    6:34 Ok but, we just walk and climb over stuff and characters don't.

  • @themostbritishpersonalive868
    @themostbritishpersonalive868 4 года назад +2

    That thing with the elf's remind me of a fictional species called a deadghost that reach maturity at the age of 3 leave home at the age of 300 at live about 1,000,000 years

  • @ellabanchieri8114
    @ellabanchieri8114 5 лет назад +1

    Loved the AVPS references! Where my Starkids at?

  • @skryypt6500
    @skryypt6500 6 лет назад +2

    9:08 after reading this post I paused the video and stared at the snow outside my window until I processed how much this makes sense and now I’m wondering if J.K. Rowling actually meant to do that.

  • @johnnymitchellcollier
    @johnnymitchellcollier 6 лет назад +1

    "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give a frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

  • @juliamerrick8750
    @juliamerrick8750 5 лет назад +3

    4:38 FWEEEE!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gaberuggles2939
    @gaberuggles2939 4 года назад

    "Her coupon game was so fucking raw"
    God, I love people 😂

  • @archangel5323
    @archangel5323 5 лет назад +2

    6:31 I am a hurdler, pole vaulter, and triple jumper...

  • @Leeanicorn
    @Leeanicorn 6 лет назад +3

    9:04 - 9:25 at 9:25 I legit set there.... in my seat... for like a fucking minute... with my mouth open... thinking though and excepting what I had, just been told... dude.

  • @aroacepotato
    @aroacepotato 3 года назад +2

    How has nobody mentioned the fact that the start of the Harry not being able to duel one is a reference to the Hermionie can't draw in A Very Potter Sequel???

  • @rubyamateurtactician4354
    @rubyamateurtactician4354 4 года назад +1

    The best part about one-time-I-dreamt is that nobody ever reads the one-time-I-dreamt so You're confused for like 30 seconds until you remember to double check that it's not one-time-I-dreamt.

  • @oldmanbob2094
    @oldmanbob2094 5 лет назад +1

    Jokes on you, I dont have odor receptors and yes i can still taste

  • @linleybaruch8368
    @linleybaruch8368 5 лет назад +1

    8:12 wrong
    Cockroaches, mosquitos, flies, tsk tsk tsk

  • @kranberry3318
    @kranberry3318 4 года назад

    It’s three in the goddamn morning and the Darth Vader one has me fucking WHEEZING

  • @violin4190
    @violin4190 5 лет назад +2

    When it reads "Alexa" my kindle reacts. I'm using headphones.

  • @wkLeoTrooper
    @wkLeoTrooper 5 лет назад

    The coupon one reminded me that there was a gameshow where contestants had to race around a grocery store and collect stuff in a shopping cart.

  • @adoptdontshop3911
    @adoptdontshop3911 6 лет назад +3

    4:20 My new favorite unnecessarily long joke

  • @GinkgoBalboa142
    @GinkgoBalboa142 5 лет назад +1

    I hardly ever jump in real life, but I tend not to get stuck behind furniture or clipping through random hillsides either so I say we need that mechanic in games :/

  • @tomahawwke
    @tomahawwke 5 лет назад

    the part about video game characters jumping made me realise how often i jump, like ill be in the kitchen looking for food and when i can't find something good ill just start jumping around out of frustration then jump up the stairs and back into bed

  • @bipo819
    @bipo819 6 лет назад

    you know what else is cute
    lil tiny humans pretending to be ghosts burning stuff

  • @edengarcia9115
    @edengarcia9115 4 года назад

    6:35 jokes on y'all, when I get bored I jump up and down like a flea of cocaine and sometimes fling myself over my couch for the hell of it

  • @uglebeffus
    @uglebeffus 5 лет назад +2

    OMFG THE JK ROWLING ONE

  • @nowthatswhaticallyikes8867
    @nowthatswhaticallyikes8867 6 лет назад +1

    7:18-8:06
    i completely spaced out, thinking about Where's Waldo was really Where's Wally.

  • @thelegend8570
    @thelegend8570 5 лет назад +5

    1:27
    I'm sorry to say but i think your cat might be a cyberman, or, cybercat, in this case.

    • @ErmenBlankenberg
      @ErmenBlankenberg 4 года назад

      They also should feed the cat solvent, just to be sure.

  • @rainsplash43
    @rainsplash43 6 лет назад

    The roomba thing made me laugh unnecessarily hard

  • @broodypie2216
    @broodypie2216 4 года назад

    Darth vader breathing sounds like milking a yak through the speaker box at taco bell

  • @tzisorey
    @tzisorey 4 года назад +1

    "do you ever cook something in the microwave but it's still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction"
    Well _yeeeah_ but when you put it *that* way it just sounds sad.

  • @kixtayo
    @kixtayo 5 лет назад

    As a Canadian, the only thing I know about the American revolution is that they threw tea into the harbour, and this pleased me

  • @ksglitch6463
    @ksglitch6463 4 года назад

    The jumping question would scare me but I jump instead of stepping onto a curb. I only know this because it annoyed the hell out of someone I used to walk around with😂😂😅😅

  • @BEEEES
    @BEEEES 4 года назад +1

    I thought the bmw bumper sticker was a person with really good legs amd high heels taking off a fanny pack improperly.

  • @wowwhataname2950
    @wowwhataname2950 5 лет назад +1

    8:11 I have a ligit fear of spiders as in full blown arachnophobia panic attacks but I still wouldn’t comment things like “all spiders should die” but I wouldn’t want to be within a 20 foot radius of one either and still kinda think that they are terrifying little monsters

  • @nbshftr
    @nbshftr 6 лет назад +38

    The person who wrote the hitman one has intelligence -5

    • @nbshftr
      @nbshftr 6 лет назад +3

      @Soviet who Cuts theres actually an exploit where you can get below 0, its useless but you can do it

    • @nbshftr
      @nbshftr 6 лет назад +1

      @Soviet who Cuts tetris?

    • @Joseph_Drew_III
      @Joseph_Drew_III 5 лет назад

      Hey look, I found the Deep South

  • @mattbanka7236
    @mattbanka7236 5 лет назад

    "Did you ever stop to think people are reading this in different accents?" Said the robotic voice

  • @unknowncreature-0069
    @unknowncreature-0069 6 лет назад +1

    1:32 the cat looks like it's doing a Hitler salute and it scares me

  • @InkSans_FandomSoda
    @InkSans_FandomSoda 2 года назад +1

    The one about loving nature is true but it’s not my fault I literally cannot function with a f4cking spider in the room.

  • @maclikescartoons
    @maclikescartoons 4 года назад

    I said a dad joke to myself while out biking yesterday and I can't stop thinking about i...
    okay so there was a truck that said "fluid truck" on it driving around and stopping at places and when I saw it I said "Fluid? That looks pretty damn solid to me"

  • @blueboynate9415
    @blueboynate9415 5 лет назад +1

    8:00 I'm terrified of spiders. All my sisters are too. But when a big ol' hairy bugger is chilling in our room *death is not an option unless it is mine*
    Yeah I'm scared but when I get to hell and Satan is listing my sins it'll be embarrassing to hear "hmm... let's see, pride, gluttony and... fucking *spider murder?* You better be playing dude."

  • @BlenderBeanie
    @BlenderBeanie 5 лет назад +1

    That jumping thing...man for real

  • @ppperga4341
    @ppperga4341 6 лет назад +1

    8:00 have you ever seen a wasp reggiemess???

  • @averyaan1112
    @averyaan1112 4 года назад +1

    The only animal I don’t like are wasps, because they terrify me. So do spiders, but I respect them, and I know wasps do good too, I’m just, well, terrified and a lot of them are aggressive. Aita?

  • @olymolly3637
    @olymolly3637 4 года назад

    TO BE HONEST, the frog joke DESERVES to be made into a freaking children's picture book! Dear kvotheunkvothe, if you notice my comment here, please see to creating a children's book based on your BRILLIANT post!

  • @nellmay7192
    @nellmay7192 6 лет назад

    They is already a shop in England called "what"... and it shouldn't exist😂

  • @dippy_dot_mann6922
    @dippy_dot_mann6922 6 лет назад

    I-I love spider, snekk, and things like that.

  • @kre8or465
    @kre8or465 5 лет назад

    holy crud the airplane food one blew my fricken mind

  • @laurensfa8337
    @laurensfa8337 5 лет назад +14

    OMG
    OMG
    OMG
    OMG
    OMG
    THE “harry can’t duel” POST WAS A STARKID REFERENCE FROM A VERY POTTER SEQUEL
    IM FREAKING OUT
    MOST OF YALL WONT KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT BUT THATS OKAY

    • @ameliadraper1305
      @ameliadraper1305 4 года назад

      Hermione can't draw, Lupin can't sing and now Harry can't duel, whatever next

  • @kiwisadopted3388
    @kiwisadopted3388 5 лет назад +1

    Fort the Starbucks one, kinda. My sister works at a Starbucks and they tell you to write on the cups in a certain way and it’s weird

  • @keykaedem
    @keykaedem 5 лет назад +2

    0:34
    *_Good Omens_*

  • @versuzzero5335
    @versuzzero5335 4 года назад

    0:38
    This was a very hilarious read until the one with the Bruce Lee quote which is very good life lesson, then pure comedy after the Bruce Lee quote.

  • @leyrua
    @leyrua 4 года назад

    It sounds like the store with the coupons really needs to hire a video game tester to check their coupons for exploits...

  • @Daisythepage
    @Daisythepage 4 года назад

    Somewhere in space the aliens are just watching us and makeing videos titled something like “funniest humans videos” or “cutest human videos” and “smart human videos” and so many more. Just think about it.

  • @blankboy7198
    @blankboy7198 6 лет назад +1

    5:45 I'd say "Oof." And keep eating casually.

  • @WinterPains
    @WinterPains 5 лет назад

    1:03 In the books he actually passed his DADA OWL with top marks.

  • @minater247
    @minater247 6 лет назад

    Out of school early. Get to see my favourite memes early!!! 😁

  • @toasthead
    @toasthead 5 лет назад +1

    To the video game jumping one
    Yeah I don't jump much but if I'm getting chased by a murderer I'd say I could jump over something that goes up to my knees

  • @cheezeguyLOZ
    @cheezeguyLOZ 5 лет назад +2

    The one about liking or hating animals i totally agree with... except for one thing. I like all animals, even some of the creepy or ugly ones and scavengers. However, if they weren't such a huge part of the diet of other creatures, I would say...
    MOSQUITOES CAN ALL GO DIE IN A FIRE!!!

  • @sosansational
    @sosansational 6 лет назад +1

    that one about the elves?
    that’s a roleplay blog.
    don’t ask how i know.

    • @Brievel
      @Brievel 4 года назад

      ......link?

  • @gentlemanmadness607
    @gentlemanmadness607 4 года назад

    The clothing on got me.
    Tiffany: oh my God Sabrina where did you get that blouse it's so cute.
    Sabrina: guess.
    Tiffany: JCPenney?
    Sabrina: no, guess.
    Tiffany: like was it gap?
    Sabrina: No, guess.
    Tiffany: American apparel?
    Sabrina: NOOOOO, at guess.
    Tiffany: uh, find whatever. I don't want to know.

  • @dssv9799
    @dssv9799 6 лет назад

    When you say, " do you know if ligma is contagious," and they say what's ligma." *LADIES AND GETALMEN WE GOT EM*

  • @harbingersev-oh-wohne
    @harbingersev-oh-wohne 5 лет назад +1

    0:25 You're supposed to mix the food

  • @helicopterboat
    @helicopterboat 6 лет назад

    Dude I'm so depressed. I was just watching this and i started laughing and then when I stop, I just cried and sobbed. I don't even know why I'm crying.

  • @iramorsnox6583
    @iramorsnox6583 5 лет назад

    Years ago, I called my Algebra teacher a witch. I will not further elaborate.

  • @canibananabalism4315
    @canibananabalism4315 5 лет назад

    The last time I jumped, I jumped out of my parent's car and landed on my butt on the garage floor.

  • @genesis_ink
    @genesis_ink 6 лет назад

    0:34
    ...Fuck
    ...I'm so...
    ...Upset...
    that I know
    exactly
    what that means, and,
    can even think of examples...

  • @tnk4me4
    @tnk4me4 6 лет назад

    Steven king and the internet just casually blowing my mind.

  • @katherinewilliams4504
    @katherinewilliams4504 6 лет назад

    I swear to god I watched this a few days ago and now whenever I hear Siri say “fweee” I lose my absolute shit. I snorted in the middle of school.

  • @Krebzonide
    @Krebzonide 6 лет назад +68

    5:40 this post seems to be written by someone with an agenda. Nazi's advocating genocide aren't covered under free speech, but a significant number of people who are falsely accused of being a Nazi often use free speech to quiet people trying to quiet them. It seems the writer of this post didn't think that since they are protected they can't be a Nazi, but instead they thought since they are a Nazi they shouldn't be protected. That seems like something for r/facepalm.

    • @Nikkita19-89
      @Nikkita19-89 6 лет назад

      A

    • @aboringperson9069
      @aboringperson9069 6 лет назад +17

      It seems like in every episode there's at least one post mentioning the right/conservatives in a negative light.

    • @kovo3314
      @kovo3314 6 лет назад +10

      if someone is somehow bad enough to get "mistaken" as a nazi there may be a slight behavioral issue they should look into.

    • @Krebzonide
      @Krebzonide 6 лет назад +3

      I was referring to how the left generally calls Trump and other right wing politicians Nazis.

    • @kovo3314
      @kovo3314 6 лет назад +7

      @@Krebzonide nah nah nah, he's not a nazi himself, but he does enable them and borderline defend them (IE: his "what about the alt-left" rant regarding Charlottesville)

  • @claytonclausen1760
    @claytonclausen1760 5 лет назад

    I CANNOT BE OUTCORNED

  • @nikonijn
    @nikonijn 4 года назад

    I literally sang the first one to the melody to hermione can't draw in my head??

  • @TiernanWilkinson
    @TiernanWilkinson 6 лет назад +2

    3:00 or so is definitely a lost episode of Kitty0706's 'Elliot Goes to School' gmod series.

  • @EmTreasure88
    @EmTreasure88 6 лет назад

    10:03 I make tea by boiling water in a pot, then putting the hot water in a pitcher, dipping the tea bag(s) in, then mixing in sugar, and sometimes ice.

  • @memoleomcgeo3737
    @memoleomcgeo3737 6 лет назад

    Oh yes I love the burn it’s great