Since the polar ice caps are bigger now than they have been in the last 300 years, it's not that scary. I guess al Gore was lying when he said they would be completely gone in 2014.
I love how RUclips can give me the option to dislike ads. And instead of taking a dislike as “show me other ads” they show me the same ad but just without the option to dislike it.
For the customer one, I had someone apply for payments from us and when it came to paying them, they refused to give their banking details to me. They stated that for all they know I could be some scammer trying to steal their money. I told them that I work for the federal government and that we are not trying to steal their money, we were trying to put it into their account. Also had one who tried to action something on another person's account when they were not authorized to do so. It took me, 5 team leaders, 2 centre managers and 1 head of the department to convince them that the privacy act protects the customer from people not authorized accessing their account without permission.
I always through Rock, Paper, Scissors was an analogy for war. Rock being force, Paper being plans/tactics, and scissors being strife/subterfuge. Force breaks through strife, tactics win over pure strength, strife breaks plans.
I've watched this video like 7 times and every time I hear 2:13 I think it's gonna be some pun on "serf"/"surf the web" but then the actual punchline lands and I'm like "oh right, that's the same joke I've heard 7 times and yet never seem to see coming"
If a cat cares about you or your existence it will try to come to where you are when it is lonely, Sad, or anxious. So when your cat randomly comes to where you are. Show it some love. Put your current occupation aside and love the fluffy creature that has come just because it needs safety and believes wholeheartedly that you will deliver. It is also common for cats to check on their humans while they're sleeping because they see you as family. And because of this bond of family, your cat will also sleep near or in your view, because it believes you will keep it safe. I don't know how people think cats are heartless. They are really just tiny panthers with trust issues.
The one with crazed customers is honestly so relatable. We had a woman sitting in our dining area at the fast food joint I worked at, and when one of our staff went out to mop the floors because our store is open 24/7 she started to lose her mind because she thought we’re not allowed to clean the floors while there is people sitting. She then went on to say she works at corporate which is just a joke because this bitch was so damn homeless... Oh oh, another time, we had this homeless guy come in and go ape because we didn’t have his tv show on. I was like “bitch go home and watch it there... OH WAIT MOTHERFUCKER YOU DON’T HAVE ONE”
Too bad I have a job and savings so I never will be. And no I wasn’t making fun of her, I was talking about an aggressive customer who happened to be homeless.... k.
Moose, dude, you do know that there are homeless people with employment, right? As in, fully employed, with a university degree behind them. Don't bring up someone being homeless in your rants like that, because being homeless does not have to be in any way because of a flaw inherent in that person. The US in particular has an absolutely *abysmal* social security system where even a few months of illness or an accident can completely destroy a person's entire life. Make fun of your horrible customers by all means, but do not bring up them being homeless as if that is in any way relevant to them being horrible customers.
You have 5 year olds saying Santa can't exist because it's impossible to go everywhere in just one night with parents struggling to maintain the christmas magic despite their smartass child and then you have fully grown adults, wanting someone to somehow remove the floors from their house, bring them somewhere else to clean them and put them back in the house, all without giving her address anyway.
9:09 PSA, you collect plastic bags to take them back to the grocery store to be recycled. they all have bins out front for this purpose. apparently my entire generation is confused by this and it bothers me every time it comes up.
uuuh yeah can i get a can of "Help! I'm A Ghost! They're Liquifying Us For Our Pure White Color! THEY MUST BE STOPPED! OH GOD PLEASE HELP!!!! Hahaha JK I'm Not A Ghost. It's Just Me, Jeff, The Guy Who Names These Paint Colors."
For the D&D aspect Vin Diesel.... It's like every movie he is in has D&D written in. Yes even Fast and Furious. And I think Riddick was a take on one of his old characters.
7:03 The scary thing is that could have been an actual, possible thing and not a joke since a few years back an entire town was over run with millions of spider in Australia. (after searching it up: May 2015).
I may be late but; That last one, it's true because how people would perceive a species of humans that developed horns (For a practical use such as breaking open things to get nutrients inside or something like that) They would be perceived as monsters as horns are a sign of the devil, they would be considered devil people regardless of their friendly nature and the fact they use their horns for protection and opening things. because with early settlers, aesthetic comes before scientific reason of it. "This man has a tail!" "A tail you say?, blasphemy!" "Guys.... i use it to help me move between trees" "HE IS THE DEVIL! AND HE SPEAKS THE DEVILS LANGUAGE!"
If you try to assassinate an unimportant person, that's just a murder. For your death to count as an assassination, you have to have done something important with your life.
So, I heard this from a friend so I cannot guarantee that this is true, but sounds damn cool if it was: So, my friend has this teacher that he doesn't really like, but still talks to him a bunch as a way of sucking up. And one time a conversation comes up that the teacher actually wanted to lecture at a university, but got stuck as a regular teacher instead. My friend being the optimist said something along the lines of, "You still have plenty of time ahead of you sir, you're a great teacher so you might still fulfil your dream" Sometime later my friend changes school cause reasons. Fast forward a few years. Friend goes to uni. Take a wild guess who his new lecturer was.
Differences between social media and telephone calls: Social media: millions of people can and will participate in your conversation the only requirement for a random stranger to join in is having internet access Telephone calls: usually only two people including yourself are participating everyone participating was invited
7:40 I've seen my (former) roommate call customer service places and, when they asked the typical verification questions, refuse to answer them because "I don't give out that information over the phone." Like, WTF? YOU called THEM. If they called you, that'd be another matter, but jeez...
1:10 you ever hit a pair of scissors with a rock? That shit is gonna get fucked up You ever cut paper with scissors? I'm sure I don't need to state the obvious here
What if you restab the wound w/ the same knife but it’s 1000 degrees so it’s immediately cauterized and takes care of internal hemorrhaging and fills the hole
Приколы
We always shoved all the plastic bags in another plastic bag.
I don't know what this is about but I feel obliged to like it.
Same
are you the luck cat
YOU PUT THE PLASTIC BAGS IN THE PLASTIC BAG BAG!!!
Sheriden haha... i have a drawer
I didn't think the 3DS could be referred to as the Nintendo *t h i r d s.*
3ds
Being jump scared when watching a horror movie is like being tickled when watching a comedic movie
How does the movie tickle you?
@@tobyhills6168
🚶♂️🎞 tickle tickle
wah
Not wrong
Just the word “tickle” annoys me
nintendo * t h i r d s *
nintendo *t h i r d s*
This is why I came to the comments. Thank you.
Since the polar ice caps are bigger now than they have been in the last 300 years, it's not that scary. I guess al Gore was lying when he said they would be completely gone in 2014.
Uh, Joe... I think you replied to the wrong comment, dude.
'Scissors are lesbians'
So they win against mind and loose against brawn? Well...
Eh
Their bullshit makes the mind lose all value.
brawn includes really strong looking girls that workout 24/7 so yea. brawn beats lesbians
somebody once told me this is it chief
Brawn+Lesbians= Furries
I thought paper just surrounded the rock
When I was younger I thought of a rock band with a giant piece of paper falling onto them and blocking the sound
@@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 That's definitely not what I thought of but now I wish I did.
I love how RUclips can give me the option to dislike ads. And instead of taking a dislike as “show me other ads” they show me the same ad but just without the option to dislike it.
Same
For the customer one, I had someone apply for payments from us and when it came to paying them, they refused to give their banking details to me.
They stated that for all they know I could be some scammer trying to steal their money.
I told them that I work for the federal government and that we are not trying to steal their money, we were trying to put it into their account.
Also had one who tried to action something on another person's account when they were not authorized to do so.
It took me, 5 team leaders, 2 centre managers and 1 head of the department to convince them that the privacy act protects the customer from people not authorized accessing their account without permission.
BrainyDude is like cowbellys cousin but the memes are longger
*+IAM BUMBO*
And less repetitive
Thats what i *thot**
That writing metaphor is the best i have ever seen and 100% true.
5:50 he literally yelled out "I'M A FREAKIN' DRAGON!" in that video,so that statement is 100% true
I always through Rock, Paper, Scissors was an analogy for war. Rock being force, Paper being plans/tactics, and scissors being strife/subterfuge. Force breaks through strife, tactics win over pure strength, strife breaks plans.
Jeff are you okay? The paint names are worrisome
Lmao, when the voice says the W words xDDD "Hewwo!"
I will be youw suwgeon today! Intewnal bweeding you say? Lets make our fiwst wittle incision.
0:30 *tWeNty eIgHt sTab wOunDS----*
I'm sorry, but someone had to-
5:15 AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LISTEN TO HIM SAYING IT I'M GONNA CRY IT'S GLORIOUS
true.
*O H MY G O S H, L O O K A T T H A T S N A K E*
6:47 “Normal Tuesday night for Shi’a LaBeouf,
Actual cannibal Shia le LaBeouf”
Creeping through the house, Shia LaBeouf,
Quiet as a mouse, Shia LaBeouf,
Until he tries to page you,
Practical joker Shia LaBeouf.
Hey guys, I got a blue shell
Don’t comment first.
Werner and Ella Gamers and Creators *Pseeewwwwwwwwhhh* *whoosh* *Spinning in air*
*Explosion*
I got a mushroom. I can dodge that shit. So FIRST
*f i r s t*
*first and slams on breaks to hit next person to reply*
This comment is below a Mario Kart Wii stream
4:05 is the most accurate thing ever...
I've watched this video like 7 times and every time I hear 2:13 I think it's gonna be some pun on "serf"/"surf the web" but then the actual punchline lands and I'm like "oh right, that's the same joke I've heard 7 times and yet never seem to see coming"
I can confirm that is Seattle people have never ever seen the Sun or Moon.
"He's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face. My god there's blood EVERYWHERE!"
"so like hell ya to the luck cat"
3:32 I never even knew what she looked like. I just like her music
6:04 I'm sure that is exactly what Todd would have wanted, yes. That seems right up his alley.
Wow Brainy, Great Moves. Keep it up, proud of you!
6:08 reminded me I have a yoohoo in the fridge making my day thank you botanyshitposts
The dog equivalent of catnip is licorice
1:11 OH MY F***ING GOD, I LOST MY SHIT THERE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*imagine hearing someone whisper Shia labeouf while you were sleeping*
As a Femme Bi girl, I would have been mesmerized and SWOONING from the butch babe buying chocolate milk.
0:52 is this a fucking SS13 reference? If so my day is made slightly happier.
If a cat cares about you or your existence it will try to come to where you are when it is lonely, Sad, or anxious. So when your cat randomly comes to where you are. Show it some love. Put your current occupation aside and love the fluffy creature that has come just because it needs safety and believes wholeheartedly that you will deliver. It is also common for cats to check on their humans while they're sleeping because they see you as family. And because of this bond of family, your cat will also sleep near or in your view, because it believes you will keep it safe.
I don't know how people think cats are heartless. They are really just tiny panthers with trust issues.
3:41 I have never related to a post so much in my entire life.
Don't worry about "the Blob." They go by Gaud now and they have mellowed significantly
“I’m in sixth form,”
“How many regenerations do you have left?”
“Hopefully fucking none!”
According to Jeff naming the paint colours, white paint is made of remnant.
Australia is always the but of the joke in like dangerous animals, but they have SPIDER SESSION!!!
rock:strength
paper:mind/intellect
scissors:Emotion
intellect over Strength
Emotion over Intellect
Strength over Emotion
10:58
Bnha:" *let me introduce my self* "
I once asked my math teacher what he wanted to be when he grew up and he said ‘a ballerina’
I want to be a microwave so I can up all bak bens *GOBBLE* *GOBBLE*
The one with crazed customers is honestly so relatable.
We had a woman sitting in our dining area at the fast food joint I worked at, and when one of our staff went out to mop the floors because our store is open 24/7 she started to lose her mind because she thought we’re not allowed to clean the floors while there is people sitting.
She then went on to say she works at corporate which is just a joke because this bitch was so damn homeless...
Oh oh, another time, we had this homeless guy come in and go ape because we didn’t have his tv show on.
I was like “bitch go home and watch it there... OH WAIT MOTHERFUCKER YOU DON’T HAVE ONE”
Making fun of homeless people huh?.. I hope you end up homeless one day. :)
Too bad I have a job and savings so I never will be. And no I wasn’t making fun of her, I was talking about an aggressive customer who happened to be homeless.... k.
Moose, dude, you do know that there are homeless people with employment, right? As in, fully employed, with a university degree behind them. Don't bring up someone being homeless in your rants like that, because being homeless does not have to be in any way because of a flaw inherent in that person. The US in particular has an absolutely *abysmal* social security system where even a few months of illness or an accident can completely destroy a person's entire life.
Make fun of your horrible customers by all means, but do not bring up them being homeless as if that is in any way relevant to them being horrible customers.
How do you know they were homeless? Do you assume that anyone with bad manners is homeless?
6:30 the bot pauses as if it's trying to ingest all this random shit that it's reading
Whispers to himself quietly...*beep boop*
You have 5 year olds saying Santa can't exist because it's impossible to go everywhere in just one night with parents struggling to maintain the christmas magic despite their smartass child and then you have fully grown adults, wanting someone to somehow remove the floors from their house, bring them somewhere else to clean them and put them back in the house, all without giving her address anyway.
Ayo, tomatoe, potato, Dereck please come back I miss you
I recently watched the blob and thought the same thing.
9:09
PSA, you collect plastic bags to take them back to the grocery store to be recycled. they all have bins out front for this purpose.
apparently my entire generation is confused by this and it bothers me every time it comes up.
ikr at least my parent explained it to me
uuuh yeah can i get a can of "Help! I'm A Ghost! They're Liquifying Us For Our Pure White Color! THEY MUST BE STOPPED! OH GOD PLEASE HELP!!!! Hahaha JK I'm Not A Ghost. It's Just Me, Jeff, The Guy Who Names These Paint Colors."
2:40 you heard of critical role? It's close
not really tho...
critical role is just people playing dnd, not really wat the person described
The book thing is so true, if I lend a book to someone I really like/trust you.
1:36 I laughed harder than I should have.
8:08 _I thought they were talking about the video game at first xD_
The last one is sooo true
It's so weird that I've seen a lot of these posts on Tumblr and actually added to them at one point or another
1:16
"Then what does scissors mean?"
*"Lesbians."*
*IM SCREECHING*
Please don’t woosh me but I don’t get the joke
@@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 lesbians scissor
1:57 The raccoon equivalent is Cheeto Puffs.
that last one aged like wine
THE PAGE JOKE, O MY HELL
For the D&D aspect
Vin Diesel.... It's like every movie he is in has D&D written in. Yes even Fast and Furious.
And I think Riddick was a take on one of his old characters.
I never understand Rock Paper Scissors. Like why does the paper bear rock? The rock just beat the *crap* of a pair of scissors😂
7:03 The scary thing is that could have been an actual, possible thing and not a joke since a few years back an entire town was over run with millions of spider in Australia. (after searching it up: May 2015).
The last one is true af
I may be late but; That last one, it's true because how people would perceive a species of humans that developed horns (For a practical use such as breaking open things to get nutrients inside or something like that) They would be perceived as monsters as horns are a sign of the devil, they would be considered devil people regardless of their friendly nature and the fact they use their horns for protection and opening things. because with early settlers, aesthetic comes before scientific reason of it. "This man has a tail!" "A tail you say?, blasphemy!" "Guys.... i use it to help me move between trees" "HE IS THE DEVIL! AND HE SPEAKS THE DEVILS LANGUAGE!"
WhAT thE FUCK iS up kYle?!
If you try to assassinate an unimportant person, that's just a murder. For your death to count as an assassination, you have to have done something important with your life.
So, I heard this from a friend so I cannot guarantee that this is true, but sounds damn cool if it was:
So, my friend has this teacher that he doesn't really like, but still talks to him a bunch as a way of sucking up. And one time a conversation comes up that the teacher actually wanted to lecture at a university, but got stuck as a regular teacher instead. My friend being the optimist said something along the lines of, "You still have plenty of time ahead of you sir, you're a great teacher so you might still fulfil your dream"
Sometime later my friend changes school cause reasons.
Fast forward a few years. Friend goes to uni.
Take a wild guess who his new lecturer was.
1:21
When you entrust your friend with a book and it comes back stained with a red juice. . .
. . .
why
BrainyDude >> Comment Awards.
Newer memes.
No absolutetly annoying static noise as transition.
Nice profile picture.
Still Creative.
No Intro.
First *about to get hit by blue shell, uses super horn*
Scissors actually represent a sharp wit
Differences between social media and telephone calls:
Social media:
millions of people can and will participate in your conversation
the only requirement for a random stranger to join in is having internet access
Telephone calls:
usually only two people including yourself are participating
everyone participating was invited
The last one.
I like my own comment because no one else does
Mood
;0
Whoa.. how you did that 16times?
that last one.... furrys just... furrys *definition: holesome*
Happy boi is me. Memes is the one that is nice.
7:40 I've seen my (former) roommate call customer service places and, when they asked the typical verification questions, refuse to answer them because "I don't give out that information over the phone." Like, WTF? YOU called THEM. If they called you, that'd be another matter, but jeez...
This is episode 28
And in the episode is a post about stab wounds ( 0:21 )
*youknowwhatitmeans*
0:06 reverse batcatman :>
God my internet went down at 0:29 and it just did a dramatic pause
The first one is just reverse batman
10:34 me too Jeff. Or geof. Or jeof.
1:10 you ever hit a pair of scissors with a rock? That shit is gonna get fucked up
You ever cut paper with scissors? I'm sure I don't need to state the obvious here
1:19 *_ITS A JOURNAL!!!_*
hEllO tHerE
I just thought that paper wrapped around the rock ._.
1:32 hello, I am from American, and I have no idea how old a freshman is either
We can't even handle having different skin tones without fucking everything up
L E S B I A N S
2:40 Harmen Quest now on vrv
I don’t know if I’m more attack by the thumbnail or the fact I can’t find it in the video
What if you restab the wound w/ the same knife but it’s 1000 degrees so it’s immediately cauterized and takes care of internal hemorrhaging and fills the hole
Ya ever heard of C O W B E L L Y
2:40 Dungeons and dramas: fight for the fame
Am I gonna horde plastic bags too?
i dont think i have ever tried saying nintendo thirDS
5:14 lol
I want to play Skyrim in Fallout 4
Me, an Irish person: I'm in first year
Pretty much all non Irish people: what