If you had "Dumbledore dies" tattooed on your arm you'd be a walking spoiler. Maybe you met JKR once and it subconsciously stuck with her. Why are you wearing long sleeves in this heat? My arm is a Harry Potter spoiler
How to make a spooky meme: 1:take a meme (Preferably a dead one for extra spookiness) 2:throw a pumpkin at it 3:add 2 teaspoons of skeletons 4:then 100 grams of calcium and mix 5:sprinkle some doots on top 6:put the mixture in the oven in 666 degrees 7:take meme out when black and *c r i s p y*
@@selenopheria **Coughs, puts on Hermione Granger voice** *Well, actually, muggles can see magic,* **Puts on clip of the demtors attacking Harry and his cousin** *but we do not want to expose ourselves.*
@@Ladiebugg789 What makes you think Dudley could see the Dementors? Harry literally had to direct him where to attack. Also, regardless of the wizards having a hidden "world", they and the muggles were still on the same plane of existence, same dimension. This, on the other hand, is a world where magic never came to be. Harry wouldn't be a wizard. There'd be no magic to channel.
@@nochill9475 But two account names can't be the same on Tumblr like they can on RUclips, right? Unless they use Photoshop, but Pukichi's humor is pretty consistent, not like jokes obviously coming from multiple people The mystery thickens
Imagine being a young boy, auditioning for a play, waiting for the role you get, telling your girlfriend to come and see and It will be a suprise for who your role is. Than when she comes she sees her boyfriend in a dress and kissing a man
Okay first of all: Things to take; on me Second: “this peach is subpar” reminded me of that meme of a dog getting hit in the face with a frisbee with the text: “ Oh what a tangled web we weave.”
Imagine if in that one soulmate au the text is in a different language but it's really obscure and no one knows how to read it but you finally hire someone to read it to you so you can recognize when it is said to you and they go to your house and read it to you and then you realize that it was the first thing they said and you go 'wait...' and then their eyes widen as they show you their tattoo that says 'wait' and you just sit there and wonder if they would have said that to you if you hadn't ever hired them but the only reason they spoke in a different language was because the tattoo was in a different language but then wouldn't it have worked just fine in English or maybe this was the only way you two could meet and you're just in confusion.
I won't see any protagonists at my front door Because I don't like books But if was from a video game Then I would've had a heart attack because the doomslayer was right there
Haha the one about brains lagging is so true. Today my friend and I were at L&L and I was like "wow the people in this song were really jamming" and she was like "what song?" and I was like "the one that they're playing" and she was like "oh, did that really just happen?" I was dying omg.
8:47 Bro. my fav book series is Wings of Fire. Imma assume it's also my fav protag because there are several. Glory wouldn't do crap- She's just watch the world burn-
I watched this video after spending an incredibly confusing time in my life trying to reconcile my faith with my sexuality and it really helped I don't know why it just made me happy and assured me that we're all human and we aren't meant to act like mindless zombies only praising God and it's ok to swear and have fun and be gay or bi or trans cause that's how God made you. I don't know this is just important to me now so thanks.
8:24 The problem is that I have met somebody who actually views herself that way due to a mindset that her parents beat into her head ever since she was a little kid.
In elementary school I had a classmate who had chickens, and she once told me of when they had accidentally taken a fertilized egg for an omelette and found themselves with a bloody little chicken fetus in the frying pan.
Imma make my own soul mate au Where when you first see your soul mate you start to sing their favorite song. IMAGINE IF YOU SEE THEM AND YOU START SINGING GUCCI GANG
9:06 Dude most of that book would be laying down, crying, more laying down. A bunch of pacing, and staying up till 1:00 AM watching memes and/or invader Zim
612 is a prominent number in the webcomic Homestuck. Specifically Hivebent. 6:12 a post is shown discussing Davekat, arguably one of the most popular ships. Coincidence? I think NOT!
seriously 2018 was a pure goldmine of memes between now 2020 with double and more gold and cursed darkness to consume or run from you either run or die..
8:48 So, I’d either get a cat or dragon, maybe if you include video games a bug. The only one who could help is most likely the dragon, but a tiny bug god could I guess. Not the cat because.. duh. A normal cat.
8:24 While not perfectly fitting the definition, Sophie from the new comedy anime "Miss vampire from my neighbourhood" popped into my mind while reading/listening this.
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If you had "Dumbledore dies" tattooed on your arm you'd be a walking spoiler. Maybe you met JKR once and it subconsciously stuck with her.
Why are you wearing long sleeves in this heat?
My arm is a Harry Potter spoiler
You also spoilt it for me.
@@xMurdererr
But it's in the video, so...
“What’s Harry Potter”
Oh boy, if only you knew...
And then when Harry Potter comes out that person is like “SHIT”
If that person was my soulmate, I wouldn't mind. Somehow spoilers don't affect me.
RageUnicorn no you should get “Dobby Dies” tattooed on your arm
How to make a spooky meme:
1:take a meme
(Preferably a dead one for extra spookiness)
2:throw a pumpkin at it
3:add 2 teaspoons of skeletons
4:then 100 grams of calcium and mix
5:sprinkle some doots on top
6:put the mixture in the oven in 666 degrees
7:take meme out when black and *c r i s p y*
AND ADD A LITTLE CALCIUM TO SPICE IT UP
What about the Calcium?
*F I X E D*
Tip: leave the meme in the oven 666 minutes to make it spookay instead of spooky.
Add some spicy january memes for extra crisp if needed
" Harry Potter pulls out a hand gun "
It's our world, magic doesn't exist here. He can't use his wand.
@@selenopheria **Coughs, puts on Hermione Granger voice**
*Well, actually, muggles can see magic,* **Puts on clip of the demtors attacking Harry and his cousin** *but we do not want to expose ourselves.*
@@Ladiebugg789 What makes you think Dudley could see the Dementors? Harry literally had to direct him where to attack. Also, regardless of the wizards having a hidden "world", they and the muggles were still on the same plane of existence, same dimension.
This, on the other hand, is a world where magic never came to be. Harry wouldn't be a wizard. There'd be no magic to channel.
iM iN a rAgEee
@@selenopheria They said that Dudley could see the magic not the dementors
Finally a meme that won't offend anyone
(Posts a picture of darkness)
Moths: WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM BRO !?
My mind first went to Lalatina and not litteral darkness
Sisters cat was rubbin her face all over our lamp. I said “ADRIAN STOP YOURE NOT A LAMP”
omg my mom died to a moth invasion hOW DARE YOUUUUUU!!?!!,,!
Ok Pukichi is really weird, they have been on a lot of tumblr awards, they have even been in the same video more then once.
Yeah they're an extremely popular blog
Biggest gaudiest patronuses also features in a lot of them
@@gayretard482 and fart gallery
I just realized that there is more then likely more then one of them, kind of like clorax bleach on youtube.
@@nochill9475 But two account names can't be the same on Tumblr like they can on RUclips, right? Unless they use Photoshop, but Pukichi's humor is pretty consistent, not like jokes obviously coming from multiple people
The mystery thickens
The Justin Y. of tumblr.
Also in Shakespeare plays there were no women so a young boy would prefrom that role
George Robertson
This .. this changes things
Perform
Imagine being a young boy, auditioning for a play, waiting for the role you get, telling your girlfriend to come and see and It will be a suprise for who your role is. Than when she comes she sees her boyfriend in a dress and kissing a man
The thumbnail got some pretty gay skeletons
kremit the frog same tho
I like purple boi
That's gay.
All Skeletals Are Gay Though.
"Like, heyyyyy, He-Man. Wanna go to my place, hm hm?"
Protagonist one
Me:... you dont read
Percy:.... fine your annabeths favorite just grab the dam cat and let's go
Still haven't finished the video but I liked because percabeth k good day
Yas! Percy and annabeth shipper!!!
I can do nothing but smile because Percy and Annabeth were my ship since The Lightning Thief :)
@@echosjustecho3063 you better be talking about the book
sacarver // ella same
6:12 I was confused to hear davekat, then I realised it was a Homestuck meme.
And it’s at fucking 6:12 is this a sign
I have never been so terrified of a meme before.
okay okay but didn't t look like the fucking spelt it davecat? like did nepeta right that post
@@carmelahudson1683 purrr-cisely
I was like "hold up-"
this was a great one. the "jimmy snakehands" had me literally on the floor laughing
i didn't even notice they were both until they mentioned it
i just thought "yeah that's the homestuck fandom"
Okay first of all:
Things to take; on me
Second: “this peach is subpar” reminded me of that meme of a dog getting hit in the face with a frisbee with the text: “ Oh what a tangled web we weave.”
Purple scelliton....
I love purple, it's my fave colour.
I am insane.
Not quite, you're sane for realising you're insane.
Purple is the color of Waaaaaaaahhhh
blood
6:10 I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY IDIOT THAT THOUGHT THAT
Me too
wait that's not what it is in a way
6:34 seriously how much blatant homestuck is going to end up in all these normal memes haha this is great
"Tea is just leaf water"
Uncle Iroh is disappointed
Imagine if in that one soulmate au the text is in a different language but it's really obscure and no one knows how to read it but you finally hire someone to read it to you so you can recognize when it is said to you and they go to your house and read it to you and then you realize that it was the first thing they said and you go 'wait...' and then their eyes widen as they show you their tattoo that says 'wait' and you just sit there and wonder if they would have said that to you if you hadn't ever hired them but the only reason they spoke in a different language was because the tattoo was in a different language but then wouldn't it have worked just fine in English or maybe this was the only way you two could meet and you're just in confusion.
When it’s lgbtq history month but you also want to decorate for Halloween: *the thumbnail*
7:15 This is so messed up, and yet somehow strangely wholesome and satisfying...and no, I don't mean the meth~
Purple Skeleton: And since I am dead, I can take off my head!
8:55 feels like it's been ripped straight out of the next Skulduggery Pleasant book.
Finally, someone else who knows that book series
8:09 Same, I love that trope. Breaks my heart
Bot: can pronounce pentagonal
Also bot: can’t pronounce Dodecahedron
1:59 snakes dont hiss, they talk in dublin accents
NO. NOT HOMESTUCK, IM NOT GOING BACK.!
I won't see any protagonists at my front door
Because I don't like books
But if was from a video game
Then I would've had a heart attack because the doomslayer was right there
all you hear after you open the door is
*hhhhh... hhhhhhh***
Consider a film or video game that was adapted from a book.
@@EatAnOctorok I want to say that your profile pic is just a slightly edited version of Byakuren hentai only because of the hair
we've updated our privacy policy
Oh jesus I read this and very fuckin' nearly shit my pants
Much appreciated for putting the title card meme at the start. You are a good doggo.
I'm just commenting to say that I have never watched a single episode of this channel up til this point, but I was subbed to you
4:46 should have one muggle who thinks it’s a totally unrelated game show and is told to act like they’re a wizard
Tumblr is making the skeletons gay
good. straight people can't have bones. having a skeleton is gay.
If you are straight and have a skeleton, the gays will take your bones.
Its making me gay, halfway there i mean
Edit: i was bi before this is a joke
Asked my brother if he has bones and he says he's unsure.
2:52 THE WAY THE TEXT-TO-SPEECH PRONOUNCES "DOUCHEBAGUETTE" IS FUCKING COMEDY GOLD OH MY G OD
For those first three vines I was really thinking they were gonna have a subtle undertale theme.
(Someone in the audience) No you’re just obsessed!
* Well, nobody likes Jerry.
I heard the song at the end, and it transported me back *years*...
Haha the one about brains lagging is so true. Today my friend and I were at L&L and I was like "wow the people in this song were really jamming" and she was like "what song?" and I was like "the one that they're playing" and she was like "oh, did that really just happen?" I was dying omg.
Snake hand Jimmy freaking killed me
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
8:47 Bro. my fav book series is Wings of Fire. Imma assume it's also my fav protag because there are several. Glory wouldn't do crap- She's just watch the world burn-
6:38 thank you for the homestuck meme, made my day.
**cough** it's davekat btw not davecat **cough**
I watched this video after spending an incredibly confusing time in my life trying to reconcile my faith with my sexuality and it really helped I don't know why it just made me happy and assured me that we're all human and we aren't meant to act like mindless zombies only praising God and it's ok to swear and have fun and be gay or bi or trans cause that's how God made you. I don't know this is just important to me now so thanks.
2:24 same here, you f with my cat you f with me, don't try me, I've got dangerous shoes In my closet and I'm not afraid to use them, F-ers
Commit negative breathe
8:24
The problem is that I have met somebody who actually views herself that way due to a mindset that her parents beat into her head ever since she was a little kid.
shit this isn't cowbelly
oh shit i just realized.
oooooofff
They are the same person.
Close enough
That " not after the bee movie we don't" sounded like that text to speech system was trying not to laugh.
13:16 that is not a child but a period
In elementary school I had a classmate who had chickens, and she once told me of when they had accidentally taken a fertilized egg for an omelette and found themselves with a bloody little chicken fetus in the frying pan.
@@helenanilsson5666 that did not need to be shared and tHERE IS A PROBLEM
@@helenanilsson5666 extra protein!
9:11 "No. I dont think I do." *grabs barrel of gun and puts it to my forehead* "Pull the trigger"
the fav book character one..would involve me...talking to a cat....YAY WARRIORS
4:21
Someone actually wrote a fanfic about this!
*_noice_*
8:45 I READ THIS TO MY DAD AND HE SQUAWKED
6:00
OMG I ALWAYS THINK THAT WAY, TOO!! I THOUGHT *I* WAS THE ONLY ONE!!!!!
It’s a quarter past midnight and I’m trying not to cackle by stuffing my hand across my mouth so I don’t wake anyone up because it’s SO DAM FUNNY
God damn it Pukicho, why are you so entertainingly bizzare...
0.3 seconds into the video I'm laughing so hard no sound is coming out so I'm just sitting there clapping like a idiotic seal
8:46
Me: Dude Hahah, there's a cat at my door that looks like firestar
Hats off to the purple skeleton, may his head always be in the clouds
8:46
Man thats a determined Owl then
When I first heard of the black market when I was younger I thought it was a market with stalls selling stuff like children and organs
This episode is my favourite so far.
7:57 "their like" ad plays ad:"I'm like oo oo OO" 😂😂
**sees first one**
**HOPES AND TROUSLES PLAYS**
**SLOWLY MORPHS INTO HOPES AND BAD TIMES**
Finally an Undertale comment!
Finally an Undertale comment
6:34 I legitimately thought these were just normal memes because of how utterly stupid and outlandish it all sounded
That one homestuck post. 6:12
Lol
9:00
It would be wierd if *THE GLOBGLOGABGALAB* showed up at my door
the last post with the outro music worked so well
Jokes on you im already a killer so if i kill a killer the number of killers go down.
0:23
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
@ 6:12 my eyes widened in fear. I have never been so terrified of a meme before. Oh lord homestuck is back
4:24 is actually a fanfiction too. It was nice. I think it was multi-chaptered.
I think it was an Awmedot thing for SU but I don't remember.
Just as I was watching the things you can take meme a goddamn car drove down the street blaring take on me, like wtf? I love it Lol
Imma make my own soul mate au
Where when you first see your soul mate you start to sing their favorite song.
IMAGINE IF YOU SEE THEM AND YOU START SINGING GUCCI GANG
Imagine Rickrolling your soulmate.
oh god
I forgot this comment existed
12:02 I AM HERE!!!!!hewwo OwO
Deku: ALL MIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
this makes -me- the entire internet uncomfortable, please relocate this activity to somewhere more familiar to you before pulling this
I saw All Might too!
10:35 I... I literally said that before I read the second bit
But then I said “kill more if you really wanna contribute”
Thank you BrainyDude *very cool*
**spoopy
Wait what I thought I was watching cowbelly wtf
Dude, I hate to break it to you but, he’s copying Cowbelly...
But Cowbelly is better.
0:16
*It's a snow ball.
*Actually, it's a snow dodecahedron.
hehehhehehe
more like nyehehehee
Well, I see you didn't clickbait us, I appreciate it!
The soulmate one got you this like and the vodka got you another sub
8:16 agh this is my favorite Sanders Sides trope, I'm sorry Virgil
That ending had me feeling hollow inside and questioning my existence.
7:56
GT: _And they do, and they're like-_
Ad : *hI i'M kEnAn ThOmPsOn*
0:23
*A NEW HAND HAS TOUCHED THE BEACON*
9:02 I'm so proud of that dude's Pyrrha profile pic
8:47 *Y'ALL KNOW I WAS THINKING 'BOUT HARRY POTTER WHEN THAT WAS SAID AND THEN SOME HOE CONES AND READS MY DAMN MIND LIKE HUN-*
6:27 I didnt realize homestuck would make a comeback on Tumblr. Btw Amporacest is cannon to and Hussie thinks its hot. 😂😂
2:27 its john wick THREE not john wick its john wick THREE
lol why did this bother me
Gambit It bothered me too.
Nobody:
No one at all:
Absolutely not a soul:
Reader bot: DuMbLa-DoOr
9:06
Dude most of that book would be laying down, crying, more laying down. A bunch of pacing, and staying up till 1:00 AM watching memes and/or invader Zim
6:00
So there are people out there who think like me 😂😂😂
And I imagine every shop keeper wearing a black suits ☺
That last one got me XD
9:00 *insert meme of Harry Potter dude holding guns in his slippers on the streets looking high*
0:16 do you know how much damage that thing can do?!... 1D12 damage
612 is a prominent number in the webcomic Homestuck. Specifically Hivebent. 6:12 a post is shown discussing Davekat, arguably one of the most popular ships.
Coincidence?
I think NOT!
8:46 *fictional cat walks up to my door*
HOLY SHIT SAAAMMMMEEEE
Warriors, right?
@A Dumbo Octopus yep :>
@@Suslent UGH YESSSS
seriously 2018 was a pure goldmine of memes between now 2020 with double and more gold and cursed darkness to consume or run from you either run or die..
Lol I just clicked the video to like the thumbnail
6:27 , its the homestuck-
9:00 My main character wouldn't have the guts to say anything coherent after I answer the door because people scare him.
8:48
So,
I’d either get a cat or dragon, maybe if you include video games a bug.
The only one who could help is most likely the dragon, but a tiny bug god could I guess. Not the cat because.. duh. A normal cat.
Didn't expect 6:12 to be relevant anymore, whoo-ee...
The way he says pentagonal dodecahedron pisses me off.
8:24 While not perfectly fitting the definition, Sophie from the new comedy anime "Miss vampire from my neighbourhood" popped into my mind while reading/listening this.
literally nothing made me laugh harder then the way text to speech says "douchebaguette"