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  • @millywiliams6345
    @millywiliams6345 5 лет назад +76

    "My 75 year old grandma screamed 'oh burn' and hit her with a flyswatter"
    I couldn't stop laughing for like 10 minutes

  • @brittanyhernandez4778
    @brittanyhernandez4778 5 лет назад +98

    The way I buy clothes:
    *Finds something*
    "This is cute"
    *Looks at price tag*
    "Nevermind"

    • @brittanyhernandez4778
      @brittanyhernandez4778 4 года назад

      @Grim Reaper 🤣🤣🤣 Never!!!! Jk I do buy clothes just not from clothing line stores or shopping malls. They just seem too expensive for me. Not bashing anyone who does shop at shopping malls, it's just not my thing.

    • @brittanyhernandez4778
      @brittanyhernandez4778 4 года назад

      @Grim Reaper I know XD but you'll be surprised how often you need to explain yourself to people on the internet. 🙄🤣

  • @Byrds0ng
    @Byrds0ng 6 лет назад +2099

    EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICAS FAVOrite FIGHTING FRENCHMAN
    Lafayette!!
    *snake noises*

    • @spectratio
      @spectratio 6 лет назад +90

      K0D13! imtakingthishorsebythereignsmakinredcoatsredderwithbloodstains

    • @3phyr0s58
      @3phyr0s58 6 лет назад +54

      LAFF OMG HE IS REINCARNATED AS A SNAKE!!!!!!!!

    • @LyannaDelore
      @LyannaDelore 6 лет назад +5

      K0D13! - Your picture is uncomfortable to look at. Just letting you know.

    • @lordofthesoup4753
      @lordofthesoup4753 6 лет назад +12

      So... is he a boob-guette? That was a bad pun imma go die now

    • @ashmiller8543
      @ashmiller8543 6 лет назад +3

      YASS

  • @cheeseburger8610
    @cheeseburger8610 6 лет назад +300

    Other people choosing clothes: Beyoncé wore this and it’s right
    Me buying clothes: *runs past the clothing racks with my hands out* WHERE ARE THE SOFTEST GARMENTS

    • @agh263
      @agh263 5 лет назад +4

      Napkin Beano I have a shark shirt. Just shark.

    • @themostbritishpersonalive868
      @themostbritishpersonalive868 5 лет назад +7

      @@agh263 buy a shark costume and go outside wearing it trust me no one will notice I went outside in a bright yellow Pikachu costume and like two people noticed

    • @Kemmicals
      @Kemmicals 5 лет назад +3

      r/notlikeothergirls

    • @justbecause8613
      @justbecause8613 5 лет назад

      Same tho😂😂😂

    • @fantasyshadows3207
      @fantasyshadows3207 4 года назад

      Same, do what you like y’all not what others think

  • @brittanyhernandez4778
    @brittanyhernandez4778 5 лет назад +140

    Everyone else:" the snakes name is Lafayette and no one cares!"
    Me: " HE BUCHERED HERMIONE'S NAME AND NO BODY CARES!!!!!!"

    • @beleleudabatata4451
      @beleleudabatata4451 5 лет назад +11

      you "buchered" english as well.
      but who cares english is just confusing with letters that are there just to make no sound and sentences that can be read 3 different ways.
      At least it does not have as many rules as Pesticides

    • @brittanyhernandez4778
      @brittanyhernandez4778 5 лет назад +2

      @@beleleudabatata4451 Yeah, I was never that great at it. 😅 It's really sad I know, especially since it's my first language.

    • @eyanbertram4069
      @eyanbertram4069 4 года назад +2

      Its Lafayeet you fucking swine.

    • @juanthehorse1988
      @juanthehorse1988 4 года назад +1

      Isn’t Lafayette that French guy who helped during the American revolution

    • @Soytehuana
      @Soytehuana 4 года назад +2

      @@juanthehorse1988 Yes, he did. He brought guns and ships.

  • @chasemorrone7383
    @chasemorrone7383 6 лет назад +121

    Me: This is so sad Alexa play despacito
    Alexa: despacito is only included with amazon music unlimited. Would you like to sign up for $9.99 a-
    Me: Alexa cancel

  • @Beansman-gp3ws
    @Beansman-gp3ws 6 лет назад +151

    4:33 a n d t h e n t h e w h o l e b u s c l a p p e d

  • @connorhiggins8194
    @connorhiggins8194 5 лет назад +123

    I saw the signs when tired post and thought, “Yep, I am a Virgo and that is true...”

    • @horse_stan6007
      @horse_stan6007 4 года назад +2

      Ha same

    • @TheEmeraldMenOfficial
      @TheEmeraldMenOfficial 4 года назад

      Luke Scarling Same. Literally the exact same. I could have written this exact post and it would have been just as accurate.

    • @not_a_cat5071
      @not_a_cat5071 4 года назад +2

      ahaha yes me too

    • @finalfall4505
      @finalfall4505 4 года назад

      as a scorpio, that is very accurate, it just really depends if i had a good day or not

    • @nikoaugustine5415
      @nikoaugustine5415 4 года назад

      As a Gemini I thought it was mostly accurate

  • @pardon_the_frog5075
    @pardon_the_frog5075 5 лет назад +56

    Nobody:
    Just nobody:
    Grandma: OH BURN

  • @sisterwxrry3517
    @sisterwxrry3517 6 лет назад +42

    LAFFAYETE ALMOST DROPPED HIS CROSSAINT >:0

  • @ambiguousforest5670
    @ambiguousforest5670 6 лет назад +1103

    Nobody’s gonna acknowledge the snake that has been named Lafayette? Nobody? Well I guess I’m the first then
    Edit: I was surprised that no other Hamiltrash people commented about it before I did, when there’s a Hamilton related thing in the video it’s usually very prominent in the comments

    • @alovelypieceoftrash8605
      @alovelypieceoftrash8605 6 лет назад +80

      Anxious Trash Is it bad I mumbled "I'm taking this horse by the reins, making the redcoats redder with bloodstains" after?

    • @jazz-cat00
      @jazz-cat00 6 лет назад +75

      Anxious Trash EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICAS FAVORITE FIGHTING COBRA!!! *LAFAYETTE!*

    • @abystrous
      @abystrous 6 лет назад +38

      who wouldn't name a snake lafayette tf you mean

    • @IExistIThink
      @IExistIThink 6 лет назад +23

      Jazzcat00 SNAKAMITON

    • @marqawesome429
      @marqawesome429 6 лет назад +27

      I instantly thought of Hamilton

  • @springfieldterritory2142
    @springfieldterritory2142 6 лет назад +1

    Everyone’s talking about Lafayette but nobody is talking about how wholesome this video is. This video really brightened my day. I never would’ve seen all these posts from such wonderful, kind people otherwise. I’ve been having a really shit day and whenever I have a shit day I tend to treat myself like garbage but this post has made me feel so much better.

  • @sirmcdust5572
    @sirmcdust5572 6 лет назад +228

    I want that LARP npc app, finding ongoing LARPs close by is annoying enough as it is.

    • @Floof_Boof
      @Floof_Boof 6 лет назад +6

      YES- boi/gurl I've been wanting to get into it for years and the good ones are in, like, Europe

    • @sirmcdust5572
      @sirmcdust5572 6 лет назад +6

      TheGamingWolf1000 as a European citizen I approve. We really are fortunate when it comes to Larp.

    • @tacocat9654
      @tacocat9654 6 лет назад

      Wait what?

  • @edgeofforever7720
    @edgeofforever7720 6 лет назад +15

    5:47 OOH OOO OOO ITS PM SEYMOUR!!! I REMEMBER SEEING THAT IN A RUclips COMMENT!!!...... I find such Joy in the little things.

  • @drgabe2908
    @drgabe2908 6 лет назад +704

    6:20 Imagine if the book you found was Mein Kampf

    • @callumtwining1129
      @callumtwining1129 6 лет назад +64

      Dr Gabe I’d probably end up in someone’s fan fiction

    • @graydogger5711
      @graydogger5711 6 лет назад +38

      Dr Gabe or the communist manifesto

    • @callumtwining1129
      @callumtwining1129 6 лет назад +37

      Graydogger that’s the opposite of a problem

    • @dog9302
      @dog9302 6 лет назад +35

      Any book by Stephen King...

    • @dog9302
      @dog9302 6 лет назад +46

      **Grabs some random ass manga**
      Fuck it.

  • @kidwhositsinthecorner8171
    @kidwhositsinthecorner8171 5 лет назад +12

    3:23 I was going to make a small joke where I changed the lyrics of guns and ships but I stopped immediately when I got to "making red coats reder with blood stains" ....

  • @JosephCimaomo
    @JosephCimaomo 6 лет назад +90

    1998: in 20 years we will be so advanced
    2018: Fortnite epic funny moments

    • @smapa1185
      @smapa1185 6 лет назад +3

      Ten years from 1998 would be 2008. : / Apparently we've regressed so much that the general population can't do basic addition.

    • @RequiemForAMeme_GameDev
      @RequiemForAMeme_GameDev 6 лет назад +2

      1998: in 10 years we will be so advanced
      2018: 1998 + 10 = 2018

    • @JosephCimaomo
      @JosephCimaomo 6 лет назад +3

      You guys do realize people make mistakes right

    • @crazychill9067
      @crazychill9067 5 лет назад +1

      1980s:by the year 2000 we will have flying cars and hologram phones.
      2018: plz stop eating soap

    • @kixtri
      @kixtri 5 лет назад

      TBH you shouldn't have edited it
      Was funnier before lmao

  • @guyfamily11
    @guyfamily11 6 лет назад +44

    7:27 that shit spoke to me on a spiritual level.

    • @kyrabambach2805
      @kyrabambach2805 5 лет назад +6

      See? Even a noose, an object used mostly for death, has accepted how great that is.

    •  5 лет назад +1

      I have problems about this

  • @daleyhuard3675
    @daleyhuard3675 6 лет назад +193

    Tumblr can be the best or worst site ever

    • @bluchismoon
      @bluchismoon 6 лет назад +2

      Daley Huard just say the nicest, you don't need most and you used worst too.

    • @daleyhuard3675
      @daleyhuard3675 6 лет назад +2

      bluchismoon i'll edit it

    • @justafan136
      @justafan136 6 лет назад +1

      Daley Huard
      Ok paps

  • @echo5015
    @echo5015 4 года назад +9

    Other people buying clothes: actually goes to the shop and choose it themselves based on their preferences.
    Me 'buying' clothes: stays home and just tells my mother and sister to go get me something comfortable and relevant to my tastes and just hope I don't end up with something I won't be wearing.

  • @misterbiscuitbarrel
    @misterbiscuitbarrel 6 лет назад +227

    2:58
    Beelzebub, Lucifer, and Satan are all the same demon tho.....

    • @highspy6851
      @highspy6851 6 лет назад +22

      Bro I got Satan as my demon of the month.

    • @alecking8749
      @alecking8749 6 лет назад +83

      Lucifer is like the name of the fallen angel.
      Satan is the king of demons.?
      Beelzebub is the prince of devils
      So they're kind of the same but it's like different versions. I dunno.... After years of studying mythology this is what I give you😅

    • @JayHog1992
      @JayHog1992 6 лет назад +13

      I got Astaroth... Who the fuck is Astaroth?

    • @eva-kp6jh
      @eva-kp6jh 6 лет назад +9

      Alec King
      I'm pretty sure that Lucifer, after being banished to hell, was given the name Satan or something (going off the Bible that I don't really read very much).

    • @justafan136
      @justafan136 6 лет назад +8

      Lucifer help me take care of this thot

  • @nightskies_dream2135
    @nightskies_dream2135 5 лет назад +40

    If I'm being honest, if I'm walking around the house with one of my snakes, i keep them in my bra-

    • @o0Avalon0o
      @o0Avalon0o 5 лет назад

      I love finding uses for older, stretched out bras

  • @trapzillathegorrila6892
    @trapzillathegorrila6892 6 лет назад +197

    *W E E N I S*

    • @madjimmy8517
      @madjimmy8517 6 лет назад +8

      The opinions of a teenager I moisturise my weenis

    • @gyrozeppeli3044
      @gyrozeppeli3044 6 лет назад

      Good job

    • @DDS8246
      @DDS8246 6 лет назад +1

      What is this comment thread

    • @womp4327
      @womp4327 6 лет назад

      S I N E E W

    • @grenben1614
      @grenben1614 6 лет назад +3

      You, an imbecile: Weenis
      Me, an intellectual: w e e n u s

  • @confettiveda2460
    @confettiveda2460 5 лет назад +10

    _14:09__ That's what they did with Good Omens and I can't go a day without hearing of/thinking about the Ineffable Husbands, so go off I guess._

  • @RonaldMcJuicy
    @RonaldMcJuicy 6 лет назад +264

    4:31
    I bet they all clapped after that, too.

    • @jadecoolness101
      @jadecoolness101 6 лет назад +13

      RonaldMcJuicy yeah I know like r/thathappened

    • @JecIsBec
      @JecIsBec 6 лет назад +2

      I think the whole idea of having the grandma at the end was to make it plainly obvious it was just a story but sure.

    • @steeledminer616
      @steeledminer616 6 лет назад +6

      Speaking for my own family I can ACTUALLY see that happening...

    • @finn_in_the_bin5263
      @finn_in_the_bin5263 6 лет назад +3

      RonaldMcJuicy old lady lesbians exist tho

    • @marshmallowmountains4636
      @marshmallowmountains4636 6 лет назад +4

      Just because someone says something cool/funny/perfect like that happened doesn't mean it's fake. Some things are so obviously fake, but that one is actually plausible. The other day I commented something and someone replied "r/thathappened" when it actually HAD happened to me, and now I realize that some of these stories on there could be real.

  • @o0Avalon0o
    @o0Avalon0o 5 лет назад +2

    I needed this. Just cried my heart out watching an angry stay cat learn to be a cuddly shoulder cat, because a human decided she was worth the time; now I'm just laughing in wet.
    Edit: mild grammar

  • @Warri0rLink
    @Warri0rLink 6 лет назад +155

    6:30 So . . . the plot of The Magic Treehouse?

  • @reibean9542
    @reibean9542 4 года назад +2

    THIS SERIES IS TOO WHOLESOME MY WEAK HEART CANT TAKE IT-

  • @ZebraGirl-bk5fq
    @ZebraGirl-bk5fq 6 лет назад +116

    The snakes name is Lafayette and NO BODY EVEN CARES. How dare you

  • @quantifiedamalgamation
    @quantifiedamalgamation 6 лет назад +17

    ok can you do a whole video for wholesome posts/memes sometime because this video really made me like them so can you do that please

  • @p1nusstrobus
    @p1nusstrobus 6 лет назад +201

    I’m influenced by Satan. Cool.

    • @quasicreator2027
      @quasicreator2027 6 лет назад +13

      S a l t B l o c k
      Lucky. I just got Moloch and his dumbass child sacrifices.

    • @abystrous
      @abystrous 6 лет назад +6

      well i hope someone like myself has fun with Asmodai

    • @zuh_3157
      @zuh_3157 6 лет назад +7

      I'm also influenced by satan

    • @peachinne5345
      @peachinne5345 6 лет назад +9

      I got baal
      I CAN MAKE PEOPLE WHO PISS ME OFF INVISIBLE HOLY FUVK

    • @NYC_IVAN
      @NYC_IVAN 6 лет назад +3

      Me to

  • @hescrem9316
    @hescrem9316 5 лет назад

    I did not expect the wholesome, but I welcome it with open arms and happy tears.

  • @fortnite-rn8eu
    @fortnite-rn8eu 6 лет назад +53

    Tumblr is.......
    *S O M E T H I N G*

  • @tinychild2582
    @tinychild2582 5 лет назад +6

    3:30 my boy Lafayette has priority’s Hamilton squad where you at?

  • @noradora5713
    @noradora5713 6 лет назад +101

    H E R M I O N E

    • @MossMatcha
      @MossMatcha 6 лет назад +13

      I LITERALLY CAME TO THE COMMENTS TO SEE IF ANYONE ELSE WAS HAVING ISSUES WITH THAT

    • @theanimefreak0.082
      @theanimefreak0.082 6 лет назад +2

      @@MossMatcha ME TOO-

    • @theomeletteguy
      @theomeletteguy 6 лет назад +1

      that's how us, french people pronounce it..

    • @dralien592
      @dralien592 6 лет назад

      Néo Draw hermie un? So un hermie? Pretty weird to call hermione a hermie but ok

    • @anidami6468
      @anidami6468 6 лет назад +7

      hermyone
      hermit
      crabs
      hermione=crabs

  • @theholyspiritus4326
    @theholyspiritus4326 6 лет назад +49

    6:35 I was waiting for Mein Kampf to pop up tbh.

    • @Mugenri
      @Mugenri 6 лет назад +3

      Seems like you're *struggling* to figure it out.

    • @mcstriker
      @mcstriker 6 лет назад +2

      Mugenri oh dear lord it is too easy. 😂😂😂

    • @Uhhhhhhhhhm
      @Uhhhhhhhhhm 6 лет назад +7

      Lizzle 2 cents Mein Kampf is a German romantic comedy

  • @malikar_8623
    @malikar_8623 4 года назад

    the heck is this? This is so wholsome! I came here to hear shallow comedy not feel good about myself!

  • @KnellosaurLP
    @KnellosaurLP 6 лет назад +119

    4:35
    r/thathappened

    • @EatAnOctorok
      @EatAnOctorok 6 лет назад +4

      KnellosaurLP r/nothingeverhappens

    • @n-extrafries-surprise
      @n-extrafries-surprise 6 лет назад +15

      That was a somewhat believable post until The grandma part.

    • @EatAnOctorok
      @EatAnOctorok 6 лет назад +12

      There are tons of old people that like, have no filter. You can't just stereotype all elderly as docile, happy little baskets of cookies.

    • @KnellosaurLP
      @KnellosaurLP 6 лет назад +8

      It's not just the grandma part that's unlikely, but the whole SJW quote shit
      Believe what you want tho

    • @EatAnOctorok
      @EatAnOctorok 6 лет назад

      How is it SJW? You got something against gay rights? Make whatever excuse you want to hate something, call it SJW, call it left, call it right, whatever you want. I'm just here to listen to a text-to-speech reading Tumblr posts.
      Plus they're right anyway, you shouldn't be falling in love with the genitals, you should fall in love with the person. And if the person happens to be the same gender as you, so be it. You're not a SJW if you're right.

  • @miloo2995
    @miloo2995 6 лет назад

    WHY THE FUCK ARE SO MANY OF THESE TUMBLR VIDEOS FULL OF POSITIVE WHOLESOME POSTS! I CAME HERE TO SEE MEMES NOT FEEL THE FEELS GODS DAMMIT THANK YOU

  • @callmecoco9199
    @callmecoco9199 5 лет назад +18

    Humans make a sound
    It's called talking.

  • @brithefree8123
    @brithefree8123 6 лет назад +1

    This channel deserves more subs

  • @Tommy-fy9oe
    @Tommy-fy9oe 6 лет назад +59

    A load of these should be on r/thathappened

    • @EatAnOctorok
      @EatAnOctorok 6 лет назад +7

      Hello Everyone :D this comment should be on r/nothingeverhappens

    • @kats-haven7879
      @kats-haven7879 6 лет назад

      Aaron Rayner oh ok

    • @etiam5267
      @etiam5267 5 лет назад

      Fr0stBites true, but most of the time it’s not what the storyteller says within the story that sounds fake, but rather the reactions of people within the story.

  • @Surrealgo
    @Surrealgo 5 лет назад +1

    This is so wholesome and I love it

  • @justarandomcat3989
    @justarandomcat3989 6 лет назад +55

    3:20 -go woke, go broke. Why do companies censor their game when someone who will never even buy it starts bitchin' about a character being too hot?

    • @jadecoolness101
      @jadecoolness101 6 лет назад +14

      Drabswin dude I'm a straight chick and I love when games have hot girls (and guys but...).
      I don't want to *fuck* her, but if I'm gonna look at her for hours on end while playing the game she may as well look good (same with a dude).
      And alienated? Seriously? If a game character's appearance alienates you then you were never part of the community, and never will be. Maybe SOME people just want a fat ugly main character in a video game, but that's a personal preference. The issue is when they act like it's some ~heroic feminist act~ to fight against a VIDEO GAME.
      Especially considering they give ZERO shits about when men are sexualized.
      Get off your high morality horse.
      To summarize; people like looking at hot people. Sorry not sorry.

    • @kats-haven7879
      @kats-haven7879 6 лет назад

      Who cares that much about character design lmao

    • @jadecoolness101
      @jadecoolness101 6 лет назад +9

      Drabswin easy solution: don't play the game.
      If you want a game with realistic armor, choose a game with realistic armor.
      The problem is that people are turning it into an issue about ""women's rights"" to justify death threats sent to game makers who make games for the ~other audience~ who like these games. Like if you want a different type of game and can't find it, go out and make it. See how easy it is (it's not). No one is obligated to make one CATERED to you. The market exists, pick something you like, or make it. It seems that most people just happen to like ~that~ type of game.
      Hell, I like the unrealistic armor/overrevealing outfits, often because it looks good, and it's a video game so I don't really care. The physics-defying outfit makes the world feel more "fantasy" (I tend to play fantasy games with like, elves and shit). The whole "issue" is really 'meh' to me.
      However some people harass others and say they're "sexist" and terrible people for liking a certain VIDEO GAME. White men are especially targeted, because they're just the punching bag of this society right now. -_-
      I honestly don't care about other people's opinions on this, or rather, I'm just neutral. You like what you like, and I'll like what I like. If that's different, then fine... We like different things. Stay out of each other's way and there's no problem. I'll be over here playing my fantasy games with revealing outfits on my avatar, and you can play your indie games or whatever idk what you play (no disrespect). There's honestly NO REASON to be FIGHTING OVER THIS.
      This shouldn't even be a debate point for fucks sake I wrote an essay dammit.

    • @mcstriker
      @mcstriker 6 лет назад +2

      jadecoolness101 just graded your essay, you get an A+. Covered all the correct subject knowledge with very agreeable points.

    • @mcstriker
      @mcstriker 6 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Ronin_735
    @Ronin_735 5 лет назад

    4:13 all I can picture is Betty White smacking Dolores Umbridge across the face with a flyswatter so hard it leaves a mark. And I can't stop laughing.

  • @franklee3
    @franklee3 6 лет назад +18

    “Types of people” *names a bunches of colors* okay but that just doesn’t work. I adore denim jackets and fancy socks and stories. But to any outsider I’m like the gray one: earbuds, quiet, disappearing whenever I can. And to people who know me a little bit I’m all paintbrush and I’ll admit my jeans are thoroughly splattered but peel off another layer and you’ll realize that I am all red. I am quiet and earbuds and painting because underneath it all I am a ball of fury at literally everyone and everything with my combat boots and some people have a really hard time being okay with the fact that the shy/anxious/artsy girl they thought I was is actually just a tired, angry, pissed off ball of hate

    • @cuponoodles2709
      @cuponoodles2709 6 лет назад +1

      Lilly Weaver Same! I'm literally every single one, so it was pointless >:T
      And what a coincidence, my name just so happens to be Lily

    • @havenwitchworks2598
      @havenwitchworks2598 6 лет назад

      Same.

    • @291577th
      @291577th 6 лет назад

      Im mostly red and brown

    • @soupmayor-themayorofsoup
      @soupmayor-themayorofsoup 6 лет назад +1

      I’m red and grey. Im usually pretty quiet, but my mind is a motherfucking ball of pure hatred, anger, severe violence, insults and hardcore Russian cussing that’s so bad a fucking pirate would approve. Also, I’m the Queen of Sarcasm and Semechki.

  • @bromoment9779
    @bromoment9779 4 года назад +1

    7:21 that item makes things flinch so ig with self confidence you’re also more intimidating

  • @callumtwining1129
    @callumtwining1129 6 лет назад +24

    6:33 just my luck I’d end up in someone’s fan fiction

    • @schoolstuff6197
      @schoolstuff6197 5 лет назад +3

      *looks over at bookshelf*
      *most of it is Black Butler mangas which takes place in Victorian-Era London where all characters have a chance of dying In the story*
      Me: *nervous laughter* I’m in danger.

  • @charstheman6880
    @charstheman6880 5 лет назад

    Why were some posts wholesome? I wasn't ready for this

  • @bluchismoon
    @bluchismoon 6 лет назад +5

    That signs when tired post is wrong for me. I'm the first, not the second. I like watching these posts because I had to delete my Tumblr app from my phone and this feels like I'm back on the shitpost dashboard.

  • @finalfall4505
    @finalfall4505 4 года назад +1

    when the “types of people” came up and they were saying the colors, i feel like i’m a mix of red and grey

  • @lofeboy2809
    @lofeboy2809 6 лет назад +6

    Im influenced by Thammuz, so I researched him. He has 3 black coal eyes, pale blue skin, blood red talons on eight fingered hands, and is three feet tale. He has been alive since 1878 and is frome the 8th dimension. His personality seems to be short tempered. Example of being short tempered, he got mad when someone called him periwinkle blue then started threatening them even more than he already was to the person that said it. He was summoned by Magnus Bane. Then after being determined useless he was banished.

    • @Astavyastataa
      @Astavyastataa 5 лет назад

      Nigga what
      I'm pretty sure Tammuz was an ancient Mesopotamian god who was later demonized.

  • @aeaeeaeae
    @aeaeeaeae 4 года назад +1

    2:17 I pretend to remember things that my bestfriend remembers about our friendship, because her face lights up when she talks about early memories and it makes me happy too.

  • @ashellofitsformerself5805
    @ashellofitsformerself5805 6 лет назад +7

    3:27
    THEY NAMED
    A
    FLIPPING
    *_S N A K E_*
    LAFAYETTE.
    WHAT

    • @forganforge
      @forganforge 6 лет назад

      *EVERYONE GIVE UP FOR AMERICAS’ FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCH MAN*

    • @ashellofitsformerself5805
      @ashellofitsformerself5805 6 лет назад

      @@forganforge
      *_LAFAYETTE !!!!_*
      *I'MTAKINGTHISHORSEBYTHEREIGNSMAKINGREDCOATSREDERWITHBLOODSTAI-*

    • @jaylaburing6391
      @jaylaburing6391 4 года назад +1

      @@ashellofitsformerself5805 *--NS LAFAYETTE! ANDIMNEVERGONNASTOPTILLIMAKETHEMDROPBURNEMUPSCATTERTHEIRREMAINSIMLAFAYETTE-*-

  • @ADragonAmongRoses
    @ADragonAmongRoses 5 лет назад +1

    7:27 is hitting me hard. Tried to be healthy this month, and some of my efforts faded by week 3. I don't need to be angry at myself, I just need to reapply the healthy intentions.

  • @rinyaskyline
    @rinyaskyline 5 лет назад +5

    "Lucifer in May"
    I was born on the 6th of May.
    *Ok.*

  • @maggiev3059
    @maggiev3059 6 лет назад

    OH MY GOD I AM SHOOKETH DID ANYONE ELSE GET THE AD WITH THE MEME MASHUP IM FRIGGIN CRYING THIS MADE ME SHOOKETH ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY IGNORE SUCH A THING HOLY CRAP IT WAS AMAZING

  • @iCharlee
    @iCharlee 6 лет назад +4

    Why did this video just suddenly start getting motivational?

  • @nyahiguess
    @nyahiguess 5 лет назад +3

    12:21 yeah but people in my school are always like "hey you have a spot" or "did you know you have a zit" like, yeah, you gremlin, I noticed them before they appeared.

  • @lesliechrum6823
    @lesliechrum6823 6 лет назад +19

    6:35 *_you mean magic tree house_*

    • @Analog_Anarchist
      @Analog_Anarchist 4 года назад

      That series was my absolute favorite as a kid, thanks for bringing back those memories.

  • @silentshadow3894
    @silentshadow3894 4 года назад

    8:00 this one made me cry really hard. i think i may have just needed that post in my life.

  • @kyliemarie1069
    @kyliemarie1069 5 лет назад +4

    12:10 Scorpio is in both... and honestly it could go either way for us so it’s accurate

  • @mars5277
    @mars5277 6 лет назад +1

    3:33 I just lost it when he said the last sentence 😂😂

  • @catherineparr5817
    @catherineparr5817 5 лет назад +4

    I just realized something
    When a baby is born the mother sometimes says “She/He is so beautiful” if you think about it the mom called a stranger beautiful

  • @tamriales
    @tamriales 6 лет назад

    this was probably the most wholesome tumblr post video I have ever seen

  • @zoebryan5987
    @zoebryan5987 6 лет назад +27

    Love the vid ❤

  • @benpickens9918
    @benpickens9918 4 года назад

    2:36 Belial is the demon of the “worthless.”
    Sounds about right to me!

  • @thatguywhocorrectsyourgram2454
    @thatguywhocorrectsyourgram2454 6 лет назад +4

    6:20 I figured it would reference The Hunger Games.

  • @mint_forever1041
    @mint_forever1041 6 лет назад

    "Stares into the abyss. Laughs at everything. Questions life itself and can't focus on anything." Is literally me all the time.

  • @phunzi
    @phunzi 5 лет назад +5

    6:35 That’s literally just the entirety of “Magic Treehouse”

    • @HaileyA110
      @HaileyA110 5 лет назад +1

      Pink SCREAM I’d literally just live in the books

    • @totallycrazystudios1801
      @totallycrazystudios1801 4 года назад

      With a pinch of Narnia since time doesn't slow or stop in Magic Tree House

  • @BREADYBOY_BOY
    @BREADYBOY_BOY 6 лет назад

    The pronunciation of "Hermione" makes me laugh so fucking hard. "Her-me-on" 😂😂😂 that's never gonna go away

  • @shadowstriker6506
    @shadowstriker6506 6 лет назад +27

    2:37 aren’t Satan, Lucifer and Beelzebub the same person…

    • @willlabonte8183
      @willlabonte8183 6 лет назад +1

      and ra, amun, atum, ra-horakhty, khepri, and raet-tawy are all also the same person. deal with it.

    • @jamesnixon6192
      @jamesnixon6192 6 лет назад +2

      No
      Satan just means adversary can refer to many different entities some human
      Lucifer is a name given to Nebuchadnezzar in Isaiah that was then used in literature like paradise lost and Dante’s inferno to refer to the Devil
      And beelzebub was one of philistine (one of the biggest enemies of the Jews) Gods
      But that is in just biblical terms (I.e. only using the Bible as a source)
      What that comment is referring to is the catholic extra-biblical tradition (I.e inspired by but not actually in the Bible i.e bible fan fiction) that was made thought the years that gave names to certain demons that go along with certain sins and it goes along with all the saint’s that the catholics pray to each are stronger against one of those demons. It is a lot like horoscopes but with a Christian twist.

    • @linebeckthejohoe4876
      @linebeckthejohoe4876 5 лет назад

      Shadowstriker No.

  • @tacocat8125
    @tacocat8125 6 лет назад

    2:42 I’m influenced by Satan.... 🤣😂🤣😂 wait.... why am I amused by this?!

  • @aurorasparks1985
    @aurorasparks1985 6 лет назад +4

    5:57 I have no idea what the context is but it’s still really sweet

  • @blitz6239
    @blitz6239 4 года назад

    This video made me realise how much me and a friend eat ourselves. It also lifted some stress off my shoulders. We had been venting and it became a mess but then I swooped in and was like "woah, this is a mess let's just figure out a solution" kind of like the videos you see in 1st grade. If they are reading this I want them to know they are amazing

  • @KyrstOak
    @KyrstOak 5 лет назад +4

    2:46 Isn't Satan, Lucifer and Beelzebub the same demon???

  • @gargantuanladd2980
    @gargantuanladd2980 6 лет назад +2

    2:56 "Lucifer in May" *N E R V O U S L A U G H I N G*

  • @Bluenaz
    @Bluenaz 6 лет назад +7

    yes these all actually happened. what do you mean, evidence?

  • @ajawillingham8696
    @ajawillingham8696 5 лет назад

    5:11 is literally my mom 😂 she is terrified of Alexa and anything like it. It is literally hilarious watching her.

  • @Th30fficialToast
    @Th30fficialToast 6 лет назад +9

    0:17 praise me.

  • @ryanimations3996
    @ryanimations3996 5 лет назад

    Half way through this became wholesome

  • @HollowBagel
    @HollowBagel 6 лет назад +10

    14:07 You know they copied the Green Puffle personality traits.

  • @skeletonclamp616
    @skeletonclamp616 4 года назад

    That went from tumbler posts to wholesome memes real fucking quick.

  • @georgianicole3917
    @georgianicole3917 6 лет назад +5

    2:19 when I was a kid I found 2 2p and to mess with my family I threw them in both the toilets and it got stuck
    I thought the toilets always had rusty pennies in them
    My family remember that day perfectly.
    Upon my sibling finding this out they threw a shiny 5p into one of the toilets

  • @SingingGeek2009
    @SingingGeek2009 4 года назад

    7:16 really made me tear up, especially in the times we're living today!!

  • @Kandy792
    @Kandy792 6 лет назад +9

    Herm-ian

  • @nyct.o
    @nyct.o 6 лет назад

    I clicked on this via the up next page thinking it was comment awards to me about 4 videos before i found out it wasn't cowbelly lmao

  • @ms.braveheart5171
    @ms.braveheart5171 6 лет назад +5

    0:08 i can just hear the picture

    • @soupmayor-themayorofsoup
      @soupmayor-themayorofsoup 6 лет назад

      *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*
      *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAH*
      *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

  • @flipfilmproductions9472
    @flipfilmproductions9472 5 лет назад

    Says to dentist while getting blood drawn,Your bleeding because you didn't floss. That line killed me

  • @Moni0Moo_TV69
    @Moni0Moo_TV69 6 лет назад +5

    You bleeding because you don’t floss
    Lol that’s what my dentist says to me all the time and I floss XDDDD

  • @ohyeahyeah8625
    @ohyeahyeah8625 6 лет назад +1

    6:10 "Look at the stars, look how they shine for you. And every thing you do. Yeah, they were all yellow."

  • @jr.jackrabbit10
    @jr.jackrabbit10 6 лет назад +5

    HERMEON

  • @thecrabmaestro564
    @thecrabmaestro564 6 лет назад

    "it doesn't need to be a productive day to be a good day" -me at the end of literally every day

  • @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024
    @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 6 лет назад +25

    3:20 we found the left winger

    • @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024
      @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 6 лет назад

      Soviet who Cuts
      Somewhat but it's not only right wingers so they're clearly picking sides

    • @yltraviole
      @yltraviole 6 лет назад +5

      It's Tumblr. It's not like you have to look very hard.

    • @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024
      @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 6 лет назад

      @@yltraviole
      True

    • @Brievel
      @Brievel 6 лет назад

      There are several. You can spot them by the lack of logic.

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 5 лет назад

      I mean its accurate the left was like shit you do you but the right was like "If I dOnT lIkE iT iT cAnT eXsIsT!!!!" We gotta admit it was full of shit, if we cant be self critical then we should shut up and end any political discourse to allow someone else to run shit

  • @hannahmetzger6622
    @hannahmetzger6622 6 лет назад

    That 'types of people' part near the end is aesthetic as fuck and I love it. 😍.

  • @harshbais6163
    @harshbais6163 6 лет назад +22

    Brainy dude, do you love me

  • @highspy6851
    @highspy6851 6 лет назад

    11:32 all I was thinking about there was that part in iCarly where Spencer says
    “This ostrich thinks im a lady”.

  • @hardlydank932
    @hardlydank932 6 лет назад +5

    *PERPECTION*

  • @ismayonnaiseaninstrument8700
    @ismayonnaiseaninstrument8700 5 лет назад

    7:47 to 8:14
    I needed this. I needed this so badly.

  • @conenine9377
    @conenine9377 6 лет назад +6

    Hermi-un