Tumblr Posts - Episode 34

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  • Опубликовано: 7 янв 2025

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  • @FeyPrevesk
    @FeyPrevesk 6 лет назад +376

    "Have you ever met the human version of a headache?"
    Yes, I work retail.

    • @tbodragonshy2608
      @tbodragonshy2608 6 лет назад +7

      I saw this comment before getting to that part in the video (and I had to leave for like 2 hours mid-video) so when I saw the person asking that I was confused when there was no reply saying "Yes, I work in retail" because I legit got this confused with a tumblr post reply.

    • @FeyPrevesk
      @FeyPrevesk 6 лет назад +7

      @@tbodragonshy2608 I'd be very surprised if there isn't a similar comment on the actual tumblr post somewhere buried in its notes if you could find it. I just saw this when watching and immediately thought of several of my coworkers and regular customers.

    • @psychsoma
      @psychsoma 6 лет назад

      Working in retail I meet at least three an hour tbh

    • @SelkieGirl
      @SelkieGirl 6 лет назад

      I've 4 siblings

    • @ametsunami4070
      @ametsunami4070 4 года назад

      Human period cramp?

  • @Wordsith
    @Wordsith 6 лет назад +92

    I love that it can't pronounce so many simple words but somehow managed to say "Neanderthal" correctly.

    • @emilyt301
      @emilyt301 4 года назад +2

      Nice

    • @Blondie4404
      @Blondie4404 4 года назад +2

      Meg Connell I can no longer say “hamburger” correctly.

    • @emilyt301
      @emilyt301 4 года назад +1

      Meg Connell tbh it’s me

    • @AugustTheStag
      @AugustTheStag 4 года назад +1

      I *hate* the correct pronunciation of "Neanderthal". There's a friggin' "th", dammit. Why is it wrong to fucking pronounce it?

  • @hetaliaiseverywhere7269
    @hetaliaiseverywhere7269 6 лет назад +18

    *In Detroit: Become Human*
    Connor: *touches blood*
    Connor:
    Connor:
    Connor:
    Connor: *licks blood*
    Hank: cONNOR!

  • @myrudimentarylife
    @myrudimentarylife 6 лет назад +12

    did anyone else think
    at the ‘circumcise me, captain!’
    the kid might’ve been trying to say
    ‘crunchitize me, captain!’
    like on the captain crunch boxes

  • @hangmanindustrial5262
    @hangmanindustrial5262 6 лет назад +78

    I love these videos because it's not just memes and jokes, but also positive and insightful posts are spilled in through out. Splendid vids.

    • @mp-lily7908
      @mp-lily7908 6 лет назад +2

      That’s actually what I hate about this. I’m here for memes, not feels. It just ruins the moment.

  • @guaage
    @guaage 6 лет назад +206

    Did you know there is an update on the Alexa where if you say “this is so sad” it’ll ask if you want to play despacito
    Edit: this legit is a thing
    Edit edit: this legit _was_ a thing

    • @kupaa240
      @kupaa240 6 лет назад +6

      It didn't work😥

    • @aaroncatoe1531
      @aaroncatoe1531 6 лет назад +8

      r/quityourbullshit

    • @leeezy
      @leeezy 6 лет назад +18

      It really was a thing though lmao

    • @xunox9304
      @xunox9304 6 лет назад +4

      r/quityourbullshit

    • @Skeletonslaayer
      @Skeletonslaayer 5 лет назад +4

      I remember doing this and I was mad when they stopped doing it again

  • @krista_
    @krista_ 6 лет назад +43

    8:30 I caught a really fat one once and I think he let me do it cuz he expected food and he just looked at me really shocked so I felt bad and gave him some of my salami

  • @Matt-no7gg
    @Matt-no7gg 6 лет назад +30

    4:59 thanks science side of tumblr

  • @andrewrhodes4036
    @andrewrhodes4036 6 лет назад +186

    Yeet the meat
    Eat the sheet
    Skeet the feet
    Holy cheeto
    Don’t you dare try plagiarize my comment again

    • @KiddSteely
      @KiddSteely 6 лет назад +2

      ......To the beat

    • @culkie5188
      @culkie5188 6 лет назад +2

      Vape the bape hoodie

    • @culkie5188
      @culkie5188 6 лет назад +3

      Beat ur feat
      Eat the feat
      Big Macs cost less in Russia

    • @KiddSteely
      @KiddSteely 6 лет назад

      @@culkie5188 oh cool 🅱️eans

    • @ConnorTheUndying
      @ConnorTheUndying 6 лет назад +1

      Throw the dick
      This sheet sick
      Get out quick

  • @jordana7336
    @jordana7336 6 лет назад +2

    0:37 is ridiculously accurate for my sad life and the fact that the person has Lance as their icon doesn't make my bisexual heart hurt any less. Like it's Lance for crying out loud.

  • @cutlassken6194
    @cutlassken6194 6 лет назад +9

    3:43 The Hunchback of Notre Dame?

  • @TempestFox
    @TempestFox 6 лет назад +14

    10:40 is just a slightly edited version of another post where instead of rain they said snow

  • @namity
    @namity 6 лет назад +17

    5:48
    ... my parents names are bob and sharon wtf

  • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
    @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 6 лет назад +6

    3:50 Excuse you he looks beautiful

  • @potato1341
    @potato1341 6 лет назад +57

    0:38 Mate waluigi won't be in the next smash bros so fighting god ain't an option yet :/

    • @r.r815
      @r.r815 6 лет назад +2

      He's an assist trophy though and now you can hit them so it is possible

    • @potato1341
      @potato1341 6 лет назад +1

      roji Well he's still fighting god so he has a few problems

  • @childishandmature2
    @childishandmature2 6 лет назад +2

    Sir, whomever you are...I thank you for your service and the smiles. I appreciate however immensely long it must take to make each video. *hugs*

  • @sirencloud8037
    @sirencloud8037 6 лет назад

    "What is it, boy? Did you see something?"
    Lmao

  • @_lily.3106
    @_lily.3106 6 лет назад +4

    Don't enter, please, this is not a meme or joke and it will ruin your childhood.
    Peter Pan wasn't always the dreamy child that appeared in the three siblings' house and led them into eternal youth you knew and know until today. The real story of Peter Pan is this: Peter Pan was a 20 year old with traumas that stole babies and put them in a strange place that he called the Neverland, getting them into the idea of being young forever. Captain Hook was behind him, apparently, he was a police and not a villain. Why didn't the story keep on? Why were there no movies? Because Peter Pan died, it isn't known why.
    I told you.

  • @visibleconfusion9894
    @visibleconfusion9894 6 лет назад +232

    If i watch brainydude do i get smarterer?

    • @culkie5188
      @culkie5188 6 лет назад +1

      YES

    • @culkie5188
      @culkie5188 6 лет назад +1

      NON'T

    • @culkie5188
      @culkie5188 6 лет назад

      NOT NOT NOT NON'T NOT YES

    • @culkie5188
      @culkie5188 6 лет назад

      RONALD MC DONALD YES APPROVED

    • @Caninu
      @Caninu 6 лет назад

      Can we get 5000 subscribers with no videos? Yes

  • @whatd0605
    @whatd0605 4 года назад +1

    0:32 replace art with games and this guy just wrote the plot of No Game No Life

  • @entity7150
    @entity7150 6 лет назад +1

    3:51 I actually was a witness to that post and people went on to grab their guns op was never seen again

  • @RamboCreativity
    @RamboCreativity 6 лет назад

    I honestly and truly love the internet and the people that use it, because everyday I see stuff like this and it brightens my day because of shit like "what if rain came down all at once".

  • @Nouta1
    @Nouta1 5 лет назад

    Bird privileges: nobody calls the *coops* on you.

  • @someweirdotubbs3940
    @someweirdotubbs3940 4 года назад

    Someone: you’re too old for that.
    Me: you’re too old to ridicule me for wanting to do something you think I’m too old for.

  • @corvidwyrm4113
    @corvidwyrm4113 6 лет назад

    I caught a pigeon before.
    And it was a bony ass bird. No fat, just 95 percent feathers and bone

  • @danielsilver1244
    @danielsilver1244 6 лет назад

    That Ozymandias / Blockbuster one was fucking great.

  • @izzywolflover
    @izzywolflover 5 лет назад +1

    During my childhood my stupid family would think I was always being a smartass until they found out I have autism and needed them to be very specific in what they said or I wound't understand.

  • @niklitis
    @niklitis 4 года назад

    3:30 kid of my youth pastors put the okay sign in the air and said “antigravity” power move

  • @Tsuginocest
    @Tsuginocest 4 года назад

    2:55 these are all of my moods playing MysticMessenger and Idk how to feel about that

  • @dawnmccarthy1
    @dawnmccarthy1 5 лет назад

    4:30 Make the sauce in bulk, cook as much pasta as you want, and then add how much sauce from the sauce storage as ya need. Freeze the rest of the sauce.

  • @monsieurbobblehead3854
    @monsieurbobblehead3854 6 лет назад

    Christopher Columbus circumsized the world with a 500-foot clipper.

  • @AffyMoon
    @AffyMoon 4 года назад

    2:03 that's basically me to my friend about JoJo and probably TF2 once I get back to school and my friend to me about stuff like gravity falls and amphibia

  • @benthomason3307
    @benthomason3307 6 лет назад

    7:25 does Ellen even know what a cucumber looks like?

  • @nerderiffic8682
    @nerderiffic8682 5 лет назад

    Now im imagining jane austen writing a gay mlm fanfic but theres always a creepy stalker girl stood 10 ft behind the main protags at all times

  • @rory2865
    @rory2865 4 года назад

    4:28 I KNEW THIS ONE FROM EXTERNAL SOURCES BEFORE I EVER SAW IT

  • @animatorblueberrysans7896
    @animatorblueberrysans7896 4 года назад

    8:30 i did this 2 weeks ago. Huh. It stayed VERY still while i held it, it seemed really floofy and was terrified out of its mind. That was a great day.

  • @emmabarnett832
    @emmabarnett832 6 лет назад

    4:52 my dad is an invigilator for exams and they play this game where one is like "go stand next to the student who is most likely to (e.g. go to jail first/ get pregnant first/etc) and they just do that for 3 1/2 hours.

  • @kiwivvv
    @kiwivvv 6 лет назад

    man 8:35 rlly hit me that shit hurted but also where's the post so i can reblog

  • @the_hermit_joxter
    @the_hermit_joxter 5 лет назад

    1:38 I have that pillow on my bed right now

  • @kaloniceStMoss
    @kaloniceStMoss 6 лет назад

    8:27
    i AM the human version of a headache

  • @avastepanian567
    @avastepanian567 6 лет назад

    7:00 THANK YOU 🐲🐉

  • @springtrap1156
    @springtrap1156 4 года назад

    3:00 it’s simple, pluck a chicken

  • @stew9671
    @stew9671 6 лет назад

    4:18
    The thought that has become to me like a daily ritual.

  • @KyrstOak
    @KyrstOak 6 лет назад

    3:35 Oh she _knows_ where he heard that... *Lenny face*

  • @alex_runarin
    @alex_runarin 6 лет назад +6

    8:29 Uuhm...Please don't

    • @heromaxone2993
      @heromaxone2993 4 года назад

      No, do the that very recommend, much

  • @SYNESTAGRAPHICA
    @SYNESTAGRAPHICA 6 лет назад

    2:17 ironicaly, I plug in my headphones and since they weren't plug in all the way (like I thought they were) I thought there was no sound

  • @sadie_cat
    @sadie_cat 6 лет назад

    8:26 there was this teacher in my first semester of high school/college who my friends and everyone who had her called Ms. Headache (wish me luck I'ma have her again this semester)

  • @grape_protogen
    @grape_protogen 5 лет назад

    (0:18)
    3 posts in and I'm already thinking of things I don't want to think about

  • @K1ttyGam3r
    @K1ttyGam3r 6 лет назад

    5:21
    I love Kirby

  • @paopuflavored
    @paopuflavored 6 лет назад

    Most of these are so wholesome, what the fuck

  • @criesincowboy9629
    @criesincowboy9629 5 лет назад

    What is a dad?
    You,you is a dad.

  • @jacksond4164
    @jacksond4164 6 лет назад

    5:57 Internet ads 2023 CliCk HerE fOr A FrEe *gIrL*

  • @rcdrifterboss4032
    @rcdrifterboss4032 6 лет назад

    5:29 Woah there Hilda Berg

  • @OctoBirb8Claws
    @OctoBirb8Claws 6 лет назад +10

    Idk why but at 3:50 I just felt offended or something... :/
    Edit: I don’t think offended is the right word but whatever...

  • @RtsShrtFrRtthw
    @RtsShrtFrRtthw 6 лет назад

    I need a twelve minute long video of gerard way reading dumb tumblr posts

  • @scatological2538
    @scatological2538 6 лет назад

    7:45 Why does the robot always sound so sad when he says "Blue"?
    I swear to god if you say "Because he has the blues!"

    • @someone2427
      @someone2427 6 лет назад

      Cuz he's feeling quite blue. Like seriously, why do we feel sad? What reason? What's the use of feeling blue?

    • @junkyyard2273
      @junkyyard2273 6 лет назад

      @@someone2427
      We feel sad because we fucking feel sad. I don't think blue when I'm sad. I think of what will happen if I kill myself.

    • @scatological2538
      @scatological2538 6 лет назад

      Feeling sad is an indicator in your brain that theres a problem to deal with. Not something as urgent as pain would signify, but still a problem.

    • @someone2427
      @someone2427 6 лет назад

      I thought someone would get the Steven Universe reference but I guess not.

    • @haggisa
      @haggisa 5 лет назад

      Scatological
      Why must your user name be so shitty?

  • @colesasson4062
    @colesasson4062 6 лет назад

    Wow it’s almost like comment awards

  • @Kittibat
    @Kittibat 4 года назад

    8:27 yes and his name is Byakuya Togami

  • @tablee6318
    @tablee6318 6 лет назад

    Wait, i didn’t notice I wasn’t watching cow belly, I’ll be on my way

  • @jacobbh3452
    @jacobbh3452 6 лет назад

    The Jane Austen author sounds great tbh

  • @pigeonnoodles
    @pigeonnoodles 6 лет назад

    who else just mouthed "where you put the cucumber" without even looking at the screen???
    no? just me?
    ok :T

  • @HoneyBee-xj9ej
    @HoneyBee-xj9ej 6 лет назад

    All at once.
    All at on-kee

  • @brotherhood_knight35
    @brotherhood_knight35 6 лет назад

    8:00 This is the essence of lonely

  • @bigounce5921
    @bigounce5921 6 лет назад

    Thought the weight one was gonna turn into a math question.

  • @beardieboi420productions
    @beardieboi420productions 6 лет назад

    2:42
    Welcome to the club

  • @rainsplash43
    @rainsplash43 6 лет назад

    8:32 OMG I WENT TO ITALY EARLIER THIS YEAR AND MY DAD SAID HE WOULD GIVE ME 10 EURO IF I CAUGHT ONE SO I TRIED AND EVENTUALLY CAUGHT ONE BY THE TAIL AND FREAKED OUT A FEW ITALIAN FAMILIES BUT I GOT THE EURO (and quickly released the skyrat (my name for pigeons i made in italy)) And lost half of it when this street vendor grabbed my hand, poured raw pasta in it, and charged us while three sky rats landed on my hand, eating the pasta 😢

  • @the_hermit_joxter
    @the_hermit_joxter 5 лет назад

    1:38 holy shit I have this in my house

  • @themostbritishpersonalive868
    @themostbritishpersonalive868 6 лет назад +1

    You know what's stupid people who try to make Kirby creepypastas like he's a pink puffball you can't make him scary

  • @kirtil5177
    @kirtil5177 6 лет назад

    YEET YEET BANANA SKEEEEET

  • @tubegerm6732
    @tubegerm6732 6 лет назад

    6:09 It's okay when we do it.

  • @chriscooke1570
    @chriscooke1570 6 лет назад

    At 7:38 l loved that joke.

  • @interestingboyo790
    @interestingboyo790 5 лет назад

    9:47 Am I the only one who thought of the three little bears?

  • @smiley3199
    @smiley3199 6 лет назад

    Okay but how can I get to the funny side of Tumblr?

  • @elisabeth4912
    @elisabeth4912 6 лет назад +1

    The Jane Austen comment was actually really stupid...
    Though such books may have been very important and innovative in the time they where written, not passing the ,,reverse Bershel test", isn't a good thing.
    Dont fight sexism with sexism.
    (Btw I don't think that Jane Austen was sexist, I just think that the people who wrote under that post are)

    • @haggisa
      @haggisa 5 лет назад

      Elisabeth
      I think you’re wrong. They weren’t saying her books were great, because male characters didn’t spend much time talking to each other. They were saying it was wonderful, that Austin chose to focus on the lives, experiences and feelings of women, and didn’t feel obligated to devote equal amounts of time to the struggles of men.
      And yes, I know this comment is a year old. But I’m a female version of haggis and I don’t care.

  • @apache_hi4672
    @apache_hi4672 4 года назад

    i was exercising while watching this and i cant even do ten curl ups, granted my feet weren't secured and so i had to pull i self up half way so idk if those count but damn did i get out of shape i just turned 16 but when i was 14i could do 30 in a row

  • @Fabled_Artwork
    @Fabled_Artwork 6 лет назад

    Just minding my own business aND SUDDENLY OZYMANDIAS APPEARS HELLO ONLY POEM I DIDNT HATE

  • @laytonhudson9758
    @laytonhudson9758 6 лет назад

    3:48 the toxic avenger

  • @honey_skulls1237
    @honey_skulls1237 5 лет назад

    10:44 guess what ? Here in france we had stuff like stupid paris peasants going to their secondary house on the country side et fucking call the cops because the chicken scream every morning
    The worst is that ONE OF THESE GUYS ACTUAL DRAGGED THE CHICKEN AND IT'S OWNER IN FRONT OF A JUDGE AND THE JUDGE SAID THE COUPLE WERE RIGHT
    THEY CONDAMNED A FUCKING CHICKEN FOR SINGUING

  • @connorpayne7324
    @connorpayne7324 4 года назад

    Hey i did some research, and Neanderthals where acutally pretty handsome

  • @evanshelton6808
    @evanshelton6808 5 лет назад

    I cringed so hard at 4:45

  • @thetruekingofeire1271
    @thetruekingofeire1271 6 лет назад +2

    *all at onkey*
    nO

  • @seanpf2
    @seanpf2 6 лет назад

    broooooo
    at 3:20 i was showing my family the onion meme and the one after that one was a mistake w tho

  • @otterfan65
    @otterfan65 6 лет назад +2

    doctor strange
    *doctor unusual*

    • @cobie530
      @cobie530 4 года назад

      healer unusual

  • @Joseph_Drew_III
    @Joseph_Drew_III 6 лет назад

    Dwayne Johnson, Sakarran, “I Can’t Decide” Music Video

  • @parkerkennedy127
    @parkerkennedy127 6 лет назад +2

    Hey 2x4.

  • @galacticpugtato5238
    @galacticpugtato5238 4 года назад

    Ow pain hurts

  • @theywalkinguptoyouand4060
    @theywalkinguptoyouand4060 6 лет назад

    3 ads? Really?

  • @64cabbages72
    @64cabbages72 6 лет назад +6

    *QUICK **11:11** EVERYONE MAKE A WISH*

    • @64cabbages72
      @64cabbages72 6 лет назад

      Isaac The Red it's okay I am too

    • @rhiannonkleppang7510
      @rhiannonkleppang7510 6 лет назад +1

      @@64cabbages72 I wish for you to have a great week. I wish for you to pet a million puppies. I wish for you to get a good amount of sleep and food. I wish for you to have a nice relaxing day. I wish for you to get gigantic piles of Halloween candy.

    • @64cabbages72
      @64cabbages72 6 лет назад +1

      @@rhiannonkleppang7510 hey, thanks man you too!

    • @rhiannonkleppang7510
      @rhiannonkleppang7510 6 лет назад

      @@64cabbages72 😊

  • @princehowardftm1410
    @princehowardftm1410 6 лет назад

    A bland looking superhero isn't Dr strange is Dr Bruce banner

  • @KiddSteely
    @KiddSteely 6 лет назад +5

    Heyyy are lmost first

    • @culkie5188
      @culkie5188 6 лет назад

      Rule number 1: if you have a minecraft profile picture then your immediately a god

    • @KiddSteely
      @KiddSteely 6 лет назад

      @@culkie5188 that i knew, good sir, same with roblox. But mine is better

  • @iceypumpkinhead
    @iceypumpkinhead 6 лет назад

    Go Commit Delete Exist.

  • @dr.strange8504
    @dr.strange8504 6 лет назад +2

    3:51 tis not nice

  • @TrinityTheKitty
    @TrinityTheKitty 6 лет назад +4

    YEET 14 comment

  • @leonardo123211
    @leonardo123211 6 лет назад +19

    -first- secon't

  • @StarlightStella613
    @StarlightStella613 5 лет назад

    Is anyone else seeing Thirdlove commercial after Thirdlove commercial every time there's an ad break? Cause I am. Startin to get a bit tired of seeing it every five minutes.

  • @lilypop-jd1si
    @lilypop-jd1si 6 лет назад +1

    If you take me to a fucking amusement park on a date I will make you pay to watch me ride the Waltzer until I throw up on your shoes because I fucking hate amusement parks and the Waltzer is the only one I like

  • @bleh1569
    @bleh1569 5 лет назад

    9:20 :ooo

  • @gorgomon
    @gorgomon 6 лет назад

    the one at 6:14 if a movie doesn't pass the bechdel test now it won't be published or it will fail,but there were great movies that didn't pass the test like "The Thing" where there weren't any female characters and a again great movie one of my favorites. That's why i don't think the bechdel test should exist it's meaningless IT SHOULD BE ALLOWED FOR A MOVIE TO HAVE A MALE ONLY CAST IR A FEMALE ONLY CAST WHY IS THAT BAD

    • @haggisa
      @haggisa 5 лет назад

      Djordje Savic
      Siiiiiigh.

  • @yeetman6955
    @yeetman6955 6 лет назад

    Oh no no

  • @sansblueye3876
    @sansblueye3876 4 года назад

    Missatribution of arousal