When you suck in a deep breath to continue screaming out the rest of the song before it takes a sharp turn and your left coughing and choking on emo darkness
Omg! I was so waiting for something sweet for our robot overlords. But no. Instead I got the best Alexa meme in the world. I have never, ever laughed at Alexa memes but my god. I lost it. I fucking lost it.
This had 69 likes before I liked it. I liked so that there wouldn't be any idiots telling people not to like so that it can stay at 69. Now more people can like your comment. I'd say "you're welcome" but I know that people will read my comment and be very angry that I ruined everything and that is satisfying. I can almost taste the rage. It tastes like donuts.
Yes, video games are indeed great, I get to play as a fearful monster, killing, machine with the capability to destroy planets and defeat almost any creature to exist and fight Mario
Are there games where you play as Bowser? I can't think of any off the top of my head that have Bowser as the main character through the whole game. I know there's Bowser's Inside Story, but you don't get to fight Mario if I recall correctly.
Was going to type the same thing. Who does she think is going to pay for those people to have shelter, food, water, and tampons? It sounds good until she’s broke and starving and the upper class rules with an iron fist. Capitalism is the most holy and working economic system.
I like how this channel wants to throw in the communist propaganda, but would never give away the money he/she makes from the videos for free. That being said, Go jump in the ocean ya commie.
2:27 if you do it right, when you're on a school bus, wedge yourself between your seat and the one in front of you. On my bus, no one bothers me if I have receded to my 'hole', and I can read in peace.
First get on a bus. (preferably a school bus) Then, find where the end of the seat is. (the part where you put your butt) Third, find the back of the seat in front of you. (where you put your back) You can sort of 'flop' into the hole. Just make sure you can fit. after that, lean your back against the bus wall ( or don't Idk what I do ) Then you can read till you get to your destination... It's fun to pop up everyone in a while to see if I'm home yet. I don't really know what or where to put a picture
No Name For You I’m still not really picturing this. What are you sitting on? The seat? The floor? Are you just wedged in between the seats and not really sitting on anything?
I love corn pools. I used to live in NY and the fact that we always went to a fair. They always had corn pools, and I always jumped in and buried myself.
"circumcise me captain" was a knee-slapper when we were kids. My favorite was replacing all the "Mamma-mias" in Bohemian Rhapsody with "diarrhea diarrhea"
6:04 I always do this with my robot vacumn. If i bump into it"Sorry roomba", after it finished "thank you roomba", and as i press the button to start it "please roomba". I am lonely.
@@marielaveau8277 because that is not the time nor place. especially with the second part since they yelled, and that could lead to them being kicked out.
I live on the sunshine coast. No, Literally. Sea life sunshine coast (underwater world, is like 10 minutes away) Unless your talking about sunshine coast Canada.
2:41 *looks up* "You really have no idea what to write about me! I- I- I- *forgets the word* I've confused you this much. (I really meant to say befuddled)
when you have a recycling bag (paper bag from store, that I throw my plastic and aluminium in) and you can still get them in despite having boxes completely obscuring your vision of the bag, cause you remember where the bag is retaliative to your bed and have just been doing it so long eye target coordination is no longer needed.
6:42 At this moment, my laptop spontaniously shut down. I frown and go; 'Héééy that's not nice, I was watching that, laptop, do you need the adapter?" AND THEN I REALIZE THAT IS THE TALKING-TO-ELECTRONIC-PART THAT HE MEANT. Edit: I just finished the meme and it's about Alexa, BUT NEVERTHELESS!
Was hoping for a non-political one thrown in with an otherwise good video, but I'll bite: "Free" stuff = Put it on my tab (taxes) More importantly, *why* should you be entitled to anything for free? Entitlement and the simple virtue of existence is not a justification. Charity is a free choice made by individuals and groups, in order to do good for others. For that reason, the Government cannot supply charity in any scenario: Government is neither a group or individual, but an entity. Neither does the Government make choices, Government only enforces. Enforcement (force) and choice (free will) are not the same things. Conflating them to be a single blob, or in anyway interchangeable, is a fatal mistake that has cost the lives of 100 million people, over the course of the 20th century.
I swear, I need to be more careful when I watch videos like this... whenever a post says, "Alexa, play Despacito," the Alexa on my desk responds immediately.
@9:45 EVERY SINGLE TIME I READ A BOOK (Typically a teen romance novel or something along those lines)!!!!!!!!!! I'm currently reading 'Perks of Being a Wallflower' so I can finally watch the movie, which is long overdue since it's straight up my alley, but right now there's a really awkward moment happening and as soon as the catalyst for that moment occurred I had to close the book and back out of it as fast as I could because I KNOW that shit is going to go down and I'm not emotionally prepared for that. Now I'm procrastinating from reading the book with fewer awkward-moment-filled-books like Dexter because I don't want to LITERALLY FEEL Charlie internally beat himself up for fucking up DXXXXXX
2:41 i love breaking the fourth wall and just looking up at the sky and whispering "i know your watching" it would be funny to see the look on their faces every time they realise that i know theyre fucking with my life. Damn writers
8:08 Yes, of course. And the people who worked hard and put in the hours to make these commodities should not be paid for their services. *Notices the name of the blog.
"Hi, thank you for calling Joe's Pizza, Pasta, and Abortion Clinic where today's loss is tomorrow's sauce. How can I help you?" This has gotten my best friend and I some pretty hilarious responses and some telemarketer have stopped calling all together.
My brother wrote “can I get a commission of some sort”, but his handwriting is horrible, and I thought he wrote “can I get a circumcision of some sort” 😂😂 oh my god
Heck If you got this far, you deserve this paragraph: It’s a small detail, but at 0:55 op’s url (idk if I’m using that right) is berrystumpytail, which, if I get the reference, was only mentioned once in a small side conversation in Warriors, and I just thought it should have more recognition.
2:19 that shook me to my core because my first middle school had that bulldog and then i moved to a town not even 30 miles away that had the exact same bulldog and i just thought it was just a coincidence but noooooo.
2:19 My shitty middle school had that exact shitty logo. Fun story: We had two cheap, ugly, smelly bulldog mascot costumes to go with it (a boy named Barker and a bow-wearing girl named Belle) for student council events and basketball games that we had to toss out after 4 months because they frightened the special needs students and made the teachers mad. I was on the list to wear it for the canned food drive because I was a student council member, but I was blessed.
That Y.M.C.A and Welcome To The Black Parade mash up messed me up
8:54, im pretty sure we all want to live in stardew valley, but none are so lucky for such to happen
10:10 i laughed for like 10 seconds at sheea lebeeahf
SHEEU LABAHHFGGGHH
s am e
Shshsh sheea!
*SHEEA SURPRISE*
I feel as if I just got g-noted
LOL DAN AND PHILLL
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY
Oof
ME TOOO
When you suck in a deep breath to continue screaming out the rest of the song before it takes a sharp turn and your left coughing and choking on emo darkness
WHAT
A JOJO MEME?
IN THE VIDEOS I SEE WHEN I HAD TOO MANY JOJO'S FOR A DAY?
Ok...
You can never escape, everything becomes Jojo’s once you get to part 4
jojo memes are cringe and overused, change my mind
I love all the parta, my favorite part was the ultumate gay vampire saga and crippled with horses saga,i love manga
At 1:09 I HAD A HEART ATTACK I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GET G-NOTED BY A MONOTONE ROBOT MAN
I KNOW
*honestly just the when I was made me tear up*
Go comet deathpacito
Im so sad, alexa help me commit deathpacito
Go commit no red water in body
X:D
@@creditroll176 ngl, never thought i would meet someone who would get the reference in my pfp
8ight well, us homestucks are everywhere! :3
Omg! I was so waiting for something sweet for our robot overlords. But no. Instead I got the best Alexa meme in the world. I have never, ever laughed at Alexa memes but my god. I lost it. I fucking lost it.
This had 69 likes before I liked it. I liked so that there wouldn't be any idiots telling people not to like so that it can stay at 69. Now more people can like your comment. I'd say "you're welcome" but I know that people will read my comment and be very angry that I ruined everything and that is satisfying. I can almost taste the rage. It tastes like donuts.
The sponge Bob one at the start, I found that on Tumblr and reblogged it. The facts are all so funny
Notification
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
6:50 took me by surprise
8:54 THAT'S LITERALLY THE STORY OF STARDEW VALLEY
Wow, it’s almost like that’s what they were talking about or something
Yes, video games are indeed great, I get to play as a fearful monster, killing, machine with the capability to destroy planets and defeat almost any creature to exist and fight Mario
Are there games where you play as Bowser? I can't think of any off the top of my head that have Bowser as the main character through the whole game. I know there's Bowser's Inside Story, but you don't get to fight Mario if I recall correctly.
@@rodentlover100 Smash, Mario Kart, and Mario Party are waiting for you in the lobby
@@pocodyess9280 Well that's a given.
8:24
_That sounds like_
*Comunist*
_Propoganda but ok_
Edit: i cant spell
Was going to type the same thing. Who does she think is going to pay for those people to have shelter, food, water, and tampons? It sounds good until she’s broke and starving and the upper class rules with an iron fist. Capitalism is the most holy and working economic system.
No, that is quite literally communist propaganda and it needs to stop
Damnit you stole my joke
Communist found on American soil
Lethal force engaged
I like how this channel wants to throw in the communist propaganda, but would never give away the money he/she makes from the videos for free.
That being said, Go jump in the ocean ya commie.
2:27 if you do it right, when you're on a school bus, wedge yourself between your seat and the one in front of you. On my bus, no one bothers me if I have receded to my 'hole', and I can read in peace.
INSTRUCTIONS???
First get on a bus. (preferably a school bus)
Then, find where the end of the seat is. (the part where you put your butt)
Third, find the back of the seat in front of you. (where you put your back)
You can sort of 'flop' into the hole. Just make sure you can fit.
after that, lean your back against the bus wall ( or don't Idk what I do )
Then you can read till you get to your destination... It's fun to pop up everyone in a while to see if I'm home yet.
I don't really know what or where to put a picture
No Name For You I’m still not really picturing this. What are you sitting on? The seat? The floor? Are you just wedged in between the seats and not really sitting on anything?
Lillie Matthews I sitting on the floor with my legs in an A shape with the book on my legs, leaning on the bus wall or my backpack
I don't get it.
8:50 STARDEW VALLEY
I’m glad you understand the reference to that absolute gem of a game.
i was thinking harvest moon but basically great minds think alike 😎
Y e s
I have the Statue of Perfection and the Stardew Hero Trophy. Come at me.
10 YEARS IN GAME!
I love corn pools. I used to live in NY and the fact that we always went to a fair. They always had corn pools, and I always jumped in and buried myself.
"circumcise me captain" was a knee-slapper when we were kids. My favorite was replacing all the "Mamma-mias" in Bohemian Rhapsody with "diarrhea diarrhea"
6:45
Went from 0-100 back to 0 real quick again
6:04 I always do this with my robot vacumn. If i bump into it"Sorry roomba", after it finished "thank you roomba", and as i press the button to start it "please roomba". I am lonely.
2:22 BRO THAT WAS LITERALLY THE ENTIRE MASCOT OF MY HOMETOWN
BRO IT IS THE MASCOT OF MY HOMETOWN
BRO ITS THE MASCOT OF *MY* HOMETOWN
WHAT THE FU-
JJ Unicorn good jobs guys. Ya basic
2:20
That was my old schools mascot. My new schools mascot is a mountain lion
yeet
4:52 JOJO REFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10 days of internet per day
Creates clones to get all of them
5:17 is the biggest mood I have ever seen
2 Girls 1 Cup. (Personally, I wanted to throw up when I saw that)
Yeah, friends in Animal crossing.... You get extorted the moment you set foot in the land.
8:55 isn’t this stardew valley
*claps slowly*
goooood joooob! You did it! You got the most basic of jokes!
8:50 STARDEW VALLEY BABY
4:35 is more of a r/thathappened
EDIT:Oh sheet boys we got 61 likes
and everybody clapped
woah relax
Yeah but why would accidentally quoting a vine make people angry?
idk
@@marielaveau8277 because that is not the time nor place. especially with the second part since they yelled, and that could lead to them being kicked out.
4:58 IS THIS A JOJO'S REFERENCE
Yeah my mom lets me have 10 days of internet every day
8:54 Stardew Valley :D
Cat guarding the gunpowder
The spongebob swuarepants one took me a second but now that's how it goes to me
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
Validating for the extremely empathetic. I've left the room during embarrassing scenes since I was a child.
Cthulhu time, never have I heard a more accurate description and name to how f*cked my sleeping cycle is.
I died laughing at "...you kill it, we grill it..."
I live on the sunshine coast. No, Literally. Sea life sunshine coast (underwater world, is like 10 minutes away) Unless your talking about sunshine coast Canada.
I look amazing in battle armor, the blood of my enemy’s and glasses
Thank you for calling the Missouri Slaughter House, you catch em we slash em.
2:41 *looks up* "You really have no idea what to write about me! I- I- I- *forgets the word* I've confused you this much. (I really meant to say befuddled)
That feeling when you're laughing so hard but you just drank water so you have to hold it in your mouth till you can't anymore
0:33 I needed that tbh. Thanks for the confidence boost-
8:45 sounds like the plot of Stardew Valley-
I'm almost crying I thought very few people played the game besides people who only research it
I was just listening to these videos while cleaning my room
0:23 I thought they were gonna say:
“Why do meth, when you could do me?”
I’m dirty-minded I’m sorry XD
8:55 hey that's stardew valley
Cornpools...
*COME DOWN TODAY, AND TRY SOME CORN, OR WE WILL SACRIFICE YOUR NEWBORN*
Jojo and Stardew? Yiiiis
That spongebob one made me spit out my coke....
without a
That thumbnail:
We are Ameownymous.
We are Legion.
We do not purr-give.
We do not fur-get.
Expect us.
5:30 I’m in Virginia. We have a County Fair every fall and they always have these massive bean and corn pools. It’s amazing
I’m mad, I’ve been watching ALL of these videos it’s 3 am now and I can’t fall asleep. 😂
8:53 I’ve been reminded after 3 years I have to buy it again now
Hmmmmm.... Does the dog get stoned too? Oh, yep. I'm pretty sure she's baked!
if i get a wife they get alot of love because ive never shared love with anyone other then my family
8:52, me: “is this Stardew Valley?”
8:54, me: “this is Stardew Valley...”
I DESPACITO
Fucking 17 seconds in and I was literally in tears laughing.
when you have a recycling bag (paper bag from store, that I throw my plastic and aluminium in) and you can still get them in despite having boxes completely obscuring your vision of the bag, cause you remember where the bag is retaliative to your bed and have just been doing it so long eye target coordination is no longer needed.
0:36 I really needed this right now. thank you teapupp.
8:54 Is the plot in the beginning of Stardew Valley
No shite
I have never listened to "Don't Stop Believing" and now I know I never should.
dO IT NOW NOOFLE
O MY GOOOOOD! THAT IS MY SCHOOL MASCOT!!! I AM DEAD!
6:42
At this moment, my laptop spontaniously shut down. I frown and go; 'Héééy that's not nice, I was watching that, laptop, do you need the adapter?" AND THEN I REALIZE THAT IS THE TALKING-TO-ELECTRONIC-PART THAT HE MEANT.
Edit: I just finished the meme and it's about Alexa, BUT NEVERTHELESS!
2:22 *cries in the background as one of my elementary schools had a bulldog as a mascot*
Was hoping for a non-political one thrown in with an otherwise good video, but I'll bite:
"Free" stuff = Put it on my tab (taxes)
More importantly, *why* should you be entitled to anything for free? Entitlement and the simple virtue of existence is not a justification.
Charity is a free choice made by individuals and groups, in order to do good for others. For that reason, the Government cannot supply charity in any scenario: Government is neither a group or individual, but an entity. Neither does the Government make choices, Government only enforces. Enforcement (force) and choice (free will) are not the same things.
Conflating them to be a single blob, or in anyway interchangeable, is a fatal mistake that has cost the lives of 100 million people, over the course of the 20th century.
0:35 THANKS FOR THE ENCOURAGEMENT
I swear, I need to be more careful when I watch videos like this... whenever a post says, "Alexa, play Despacito," the Alexa on my desk responds immediately.
*HOLY SHIT I SUBBED FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF PUCCI WHEN I SAW JOTARO*
@9:45 EVERY SINGLE TIME I READ A BOOK (Typically a teen romance novel or something along those lines)!!!!!!!!!! I'm currently reading 'Perks of Being a Wallflower' so I can finally watch the movie, which is long overdue since it's straight up my alley, but right now there's a really awkward moment happening and as soon as the catalyst for that moment occurred I had to close the book and back out of it as fast as I could because I KNOW that shit is going to go down and I'm not emotionally prepared for that. Now I'm procrastinating from reading the book with fewer awkward-moment-filled-books like Dexter because I don't want to LITERALLY FEEL Charlie internally beat himself up for fucking up DXXXXXX
8:38 is quoting stardew valley
i think, because damn that's the entire introduction of the game
2:41 i love breaking the fourth wall and just looking up at the sky and whispering "i know your watching" it would be funny to see the look on their faces every time they realise that i know theyre fucking with my life. Damn writers
2:18 I was like 😦 because that was my elementary school mascot picture lol
You Know What’s more cursed than cursed cat images?
*_Calliou Grown Up_*
O^O
3:19 I started crying because I thought it said stink Ray. I can't stop OMG. Pls help.
my thoughts in response to the last one
"Only in Far Cry can this situation ever happen."
8:38
STARDEW VALLEY OHMYGOD 😂😂
2:19 That is literally my schools mascot. The side of tumblr that notices stuff is fucking epic.
8:08
Yes, of course. And the people who worked hard and put in the hours to make these commodities should not be paid for their services.
*Notices the name of the blog.
8:49 who wouldn't want to live in the valley
The shia lebouf one killed me because I said it in my head and I WAS RIGHT.
8:40 was just about to play stardew valley XD
"Hi, thank you for calling Joe's Pizza, Pasta, and Abortion Clinic where today's loss is tomorrow's sauce. How can I help you?" This has gotten my best friend and I some pretty hilarious responses and some telemarketer have stopped calling all together.
My brother wrote “can I get a commission of some sort”, but his handwriting is horrible, and I thought he wrote “can I get a circumcision of some sort” 😂😂 oh my god
10:51 Georges taxidermist. You kill em, we fill em.
8:47 that’s the Stardew valley plot btw, it’s an amazing game 15/10 recommend
2:28 cat bun, cat bun, cat bun, CAT BUN IS BEST POSITION
I just realized that I’m a year late.
8:07 that’s how you know they have been kidnapped.
Now i have two good songs stuck in my head thx
Heck
If you got this far, you deserve this paragraph:
It’s a small detail, but at 0:55 op’s url (idk if I’m using that right) is berrystumpytail, which, if I get the reference, was only mentioned once in a small side conversation in Warriors, and I just thought it should have more recognition.
That person with the mystery sleep schedule? That's me.
6:50 (internal screaming)
2:19 that shook me to my core because my first middle school had that bulldog and then i moved to a town not even 30 miles away that had the exact same bulldog and i just thought it was just a coincidence but noooooo.
“And if they’re real you can f them”
“This guy gets it”
2:19 My shitty middle school had that exact shitty logo.
Fun story: We had two cheap, ugly, smelly bulldog mascot costumes to go with it (a boy named Barker and a bow-wearing girl named Belle) for student council events and basketball games that we had to toss out after 4 months because they frightened the special needs students and made the teachers mad. I was on the list to wear it for the canned food drive because I was a student council member, but I was blessed.
That theory about Jack Jack tho
8:55 i was gonna say this looks like stardew valley then i though there is no other option
Why hasn’t anybody ever told me that baby stingrays are called pups? I needed to know this!