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  • @Scorpio-mq9dk
    @Scorpio-mq9dk 6 лет назад +141

    **swear word in video**
    **RUclips MONETIZATION: **_T H A T W A S N T V E R Y C A S H M O N E Y O F Y O U_****

  • @fulcrum2951
    @fulcrum2951 6 лет назад +151

    Orb is my gender

  • @tavvy4426
    @tavvy4426 6 лет назад +154

    *Blocked, have a horrible day.*

  • @chrisscholten8205
    @chrisscholten8205 6 лет назад +96

    My favorite part of each of these posts is that person at the end who always comments about the post itself in the stupidest way possible:
    "This is the funniest thing on earth"
    "I'm dying"
    "Did you just"
    "I don't even"
    COULD YOU BE MORE USELESS

    • @nicolaidepue3970
      @nicolaidepue3970 6 лет назад +3

      i kNoW HoW To bE MoRe uSeLeSs !

    • @nicolaidepue3970
      @nicolaidepue3970 6 лет назад +1

      *downvotes everything*

    • @wizardlizard4496
      @wizardlizard4496 6 лет назад +4

      _Did you just..._

    • @JayHog1992
      @JayHog1992 6 лет назад +13

      I love posts that end up like that... I have a bit of a bad habit of only liking jokes if someone reacts positively to them... Like... I'm so insecure of myself that I only try to like jokes more if someone else laughs, otherwise I think I might be laughing at either a bad or offensive joke and that stresses me out.

    • @Runningriver04
      @Runningriver04 5 лет назад +2

      Apparently to my parent.... yes... yes I can

  • @alexd1861
    @alexd1861 6 лет назад +219

    It’s Spooktober everybody!
    Only spooky memes and comments allowed 💀🎃👻

    • @castoru3398
      @castoru3398 6 лет назад +13

      💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻💀🎃👻
      Happy Spooktober! :D

    • @wyamicable9683
      @wyamicable9683 6 лет назад +19

      Merry christmas

    • @scrappydooinalobstercostum4523
      @scrappydooinalobstercostum4523 6 лет назад +6

      Boo

    • @castoru3398
      @castoru3398 6 лет назад +7

      @Spicy_Memes
      Oh you little fucking piece of shit!

    • @dragosdragos3961
      @dragosdragos3961 6 лет назад +4

      Spoopy 👻

  • @redundantmartyr
    @redundantmartyr 6 лет назад +105

    SCHRODINGER'S GUNCHUCKS

    • @kdags2001
      @kdags2001 6 лет назад +6

      *STOP BEING FUNNY*

    • @stonecrow7913
      @stonecrow7913 5 лет назад +4

      Schrödinger....that is hilarious, thank you for a good chuckle.

  • @SomethingUnderscore
    @SomethingUnderscore 6 лет назад +20

    6:04 hulk is loki confirmed

  • @MegaManXPoweredUp
    @MegaManXPoweredUp 6 лет назад +7

    4:15
    Me: **Furiously beating a criminal into a bloody pulp with my ice fists**
    Criminal: Why are you doing this? You said you were a "Nice Hero"!
    Me: No, I said I'm an Ice Hero.

  • @artsyfox7865
    @artsyfox7865 6 лет назад +24

    8:06
    I chimed in with
    "Haven't you people ever heard of
    Closing the --- damn door", no!
    It's easy to face these kinds of things,
    With a sense of poison rationality!

    • @nicolaidepue3970
      @nicolaidepue3970 6 лет назад +6

      (The CIA burst in the room)
      *DID SOMEONE SAY POISON THE RATIONS!?!?*

    • @artsyfox7865
      @artsyfox7865 6 лет назад +6

      @@nicolaidepue3970 *Slips out of room.*
      Commin' out the back door,
      Didn't leave a mark.
      No one knows it's you, Ms. Jackson.
      Found another victim,
      But no one's gonna find Ms. Jackson,
      Jackson,
      Jackson!

    • @cryptticrow
      @cryptticrow 6 лет назад +4

      Pan nick at the disc co.

    • @nicolaidepue3970
      @nicolaidepue3970 6 лет назад +4

      The funny thing is I had no clue what you were talking about and I still don't because I'm easily confused.
      I just saw my opportunity and took it.

    • @nicolaidepue3970
      @nicolaidepue3970 6 лет назад +3

      Also don't explain it to me. It's pointless.

  • @garyhundsrucker7771
    @garyhundsrucker7771 6 лет назад +57

    Uneating food right now!

    • @pnkbaeby6408
      @pnkbaeby6408 5 лет назад +3

      Undrinking water earlier

    • @CypressConroy
      @CypressConroy 4 года назад +2

      Shitting you mean

    • @pungoblin9377
      @pungoblin9377 4 года назад +1

      Currently eating some fucking loser’s uneaten food

  • @IceFireofVoid
    @IceFireofVoid 6 лет назад +54

    On what planet did they decide Nazis are cool now? Guys I think I solved Tumblr. It's the same Tumblr used in all dimensions. We are seeing Tumblr posts written by people in alternate realities as well as ours. Quick, find me a blog written by a person in a universe where I don't have major depression!

    • @Unethical.Dodgson
      @Unethical.Dodgson 6 лет назад +7

      They literally think that people disagreeing with them are Nazis and that they must think it's cool because otherwise they wouldn't be a Nazi. Despite nobody actually calling themselves that.
      Tumblr really is just special sometimes

    • @minehermit
      @minehermit 5 лет назад +1

      i found your comment in the wilds of the internet

    • @JJayTheGoat
      @JJayTheGoat 5 лет назад

      Fluffy Kat
      Oh boy I haven’t had a good laugh in a long time.
      When did he say that? In your imagination?
      Just a while ago he deported a real Nazi back to Germany. Not a neo-nazi, a soldier that served under Hitler in WW2.

  • @ChromaticZero
    @ChromaticZero 6 лет назад +3

    You ain't lived till you been Alaskan ice fishing

  • @mrschizo2837
    @mrschizo2837 6 лет назад +3

    2:05 The mean voice in my head responded to this with "At least I'M good at something, unlike someone I know"
    My wittiness is a curse. End my suffering.

  • @blurryphan7578
    @blurryphan7578 6 лет назад +15

    0:22 Phil and Dan.

  • @HYPERPLASMATIER
    @HYPERPLASMATIER 5 лет назад +2

    4:58 *sees Lily orchard*
    *_HAPPINESS NOISE_*

  • @Eating_Sunflowers
    @Eating_Sunflowers 5 лет назад +1

    I like the way that the voice pronounces "roasting"

  • @eddebrock
    @eddebrock 6 лет назад +13

    5:41 Oh yeah, because everyone is talking about how "cool" the Nazi's were...

    • @KanetheSpaceWolf
      @KanetheSpaceWolf 6 лет назад +1

      Dumb SJWs in a nutshell, cringey as fuck lol

    • @TwistedTeaRex
      @TwistedTeaRex 6 лет назад +1

      I have noticed an uptick in the amount of SJW cringe in these videos lately.

  • @yonokashi
    @yonokashi 6 лет назад +7

    Ok so basically
    I ‘ M M Ö N K Y

  • @cryst4l_clear456
    @cryst4l_clear456 5 лет назад +3

    10:06
    This is Town of Salem and literally happens every time I am part of mafia >~

    • @emilygooden6739
      @emilygooden6739 5 лет назад

      OMG IM NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO RECOGNIZED THIS PRAISE THE LORD.
      No but william hobbs is the serial killer. In the both the game and the dream. I cant even. These parallels tho.

  • @TheOpossumMaster
    @TheOpossumMaster 6 лет назад +37

    Ferb and Phineas
    Morty and Rick

  • @wholsomeparrot3745
    @wholsomeparrot3745 6 лет назад +21

    mom:TOM JUNOR COME HERE THIS MINUTE!
    kid: (panicing)
    mom:come here!
    kid: (jumps threw window)

    • @Engispyro
      @Engispyro 6 лет назад +4

      PBella puppy
      I don’t mean to be rude but
      That was terrible

    • @wholsomeparrot3745
      @wholsomeparrot3745 6 лет назад

      +Arthur Pinna okey i dont realy care

    • @gearr5723
      @gearr5723 6 лет назад +1

      PBella puppy you used the wrong threw.

    • @jayanthi1969
      @jayanthi1969 6 лет назад +2

      Through*
      Sorry I'll walk myself out

    • @Enneamorph
      @Enneamorph 6 лет назад +3

      *jumps through English class window*

  • @MisaKeiJune
    @MisaKeiJune 6 лет назад +1

    Lol this needs more Lily-Orchard tumblr posts

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 6 лет назад +21

    This is pretty epic not gonna lie

  • @Hannah-k8m
    @Hannah-k8m 5 лет назад +1

    3:09 I could only think about "dO yOu EvEr TiRe Of UrInAtInG?"

  • @Cora.T
    @Cora.T 6 лет назад +2

    3:15 if you suffer from this you might want to go to your doctor, it is potentially diabetes ( you don't necessarily need to be fat to have diabetes, it can also have a genetic cause )

  • @helenwinter3320
    @helenwinter3320 6 лет назад

    No lie, these videos are the Highlight of my Day >.<

  • @frakspikes2619
    @frakspikes2619 6 лет назад +1

    6:04
    "i'm allways SSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN!"
    can somone PLEASE bring out the clapping Shia Laboof gif
    i feel like it deserves it....

  • @wolfofice7466
    @wolfofice7466 6 лет назад +9

    2:10 if you give it a name, you can shout at it to shut up much easier. And the shouting is more effective. Mine is terry.

    • @micheldenostredame8921
      @micheldenostredame8921 6 лет назад +2

      i named my depression Derrick.

    • @fjakjcwjcjjwjcch
      @fjakjcwjcjjwjcch 3 года назад

      I want to name my mental health issues Brian but that's my dad's name so it'd be a bit awkward for anyone in my family to hear me yell "shut up Brian"

  • @grey.123
    @grey.123 5 лет назад +1

    1:40 ish. I laughed, and my teacher wanted to know why, I-

  • @DigitalDashh
    @DigitalDashh 6 лет назад +102

    BrainyCommunism

  • @dionysees3255
    @dionysees3255 6 лет назад +2

    James and Lily
    Canigula and Christine
    XD

  • @p3p1jnlol
    @p3p1jnlol 6 лет назад +2

    8:03 if any of you uncultured swines don't get the joke, Panic! At The Disco's most popular song is I Write Sins Not Tragedies from the first album, A Fever You Can't Sweat Out (Sept. 27th, 2005). The chorus of the song is:
    I chimed in with a
    "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
    No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
    With a sense of poise and rationality.
    It's a meme within the Panic! At The Disco fandom.

  • @mr.jazzmoose1937
    @mr.jazzmoose1937 6 лет назад

    When that autocorrect gets you
    Waluigi
    *Daisy*

  • @sarahmorris4575
    @sarahmorris4575 4 года назад

    I thought everyone knew about corn pools! They’re the best!

  • @drearnydust
    @drearnydust 6 лет назад

    That fucking William Hobbs from Town of Salem made me laugh way too hard

  • @millie5752
    @millie5752 6 лет назад +62

    The video said 'No views' in my recommended. But when I clicked on the video, it had 1.2k. What the fuuuu-?

  • @froggy6496
    @froggy6496 5 лет назад +1

    The piss one is literally human Castiel

  • @alexmccain657
    @alexmccain657 6 лет назад +23

    I got free V-Bucks. Meet me at the sketchy white van at the Kroger on McDonald St.

    • @sssargon8569
      @sssargon8569 6 лет назад +3

      I don't see you

    • @alexmccain657
      @alexmccain657 6 лет назад +3

      @@sssargon8569 Go around the back at the dumpster. I'll play some ice cream music in a second.

    • @sssargon8569
      @sssargon8569 6 лет назад +2

      k

    • @sssargon8569
      @sssargon8569 6 лет назад +3

      are you the cat?

    • @alexmccain657
      @alexmccain657 6 лет назад +4

      @@sssargon8569 Do you see me now? How much you want? I got 50,000+ V-Bucks.

  • @echo5172
    @echo5172 5 лет назад

    That last one... I couldn't handle that...

  • @icantbiteice
    @icantbiteice 6 лет назад

    Those corn pools are so amazing.

  • @banyue_mela
    @banyue_mela 4 года назад

    The corn pool gets itchy really quick

  • @randomwhovian1075
    @randomwhovian1075 5 лет назад

    3:57 WRONG LEVEEEEEERRRRR... why do we even HAVE that lever.

  • @evahaan4610
    @evahaan4610 6 лет назад +38

    this is probably gonna get lost in here, but i just wanted to say something. you are loved. and basically, uhm,
    i'm monky

  • @soup4720
    @soup4720 6 лет назад

    I fucking love that town of Salem became a meme
    10:02

  • @byrdie1461
    @byrdie1461 4 года назад +1

    5:07 I read that as the chief of police was married to a Bob Ross and i was confused

  • @blueberrymayhem6074
    @blueberrymayhem6074 5 лет назад +1

    8:31
    I'm from the East and WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING OVER THERE?!

  • @mapo5730
    @mapo5730 5 лет назад

    the number 1 constant in all my failed relationships is me

  • @rakusho1691
    @rakusho1691 6 лет назад

    Lol I love the thumbnail

  • @justsaiyan0567
    @justsaiyan0567 6 лет назад +6

    5:14 Ayy it's Lily!

    • @bonnie7721
      @bonnie7721 6 лет назад

      Ayyyyyyy!

    • @queencyrys6309
      @queencyrys6309 6 лет назад

      Ayyyyyyy! I don’t get to see much lily content on tumblr anymore, i was an idiot and suggested she watch jojo few too many times (far too many, really) and she understandably blocked me

  • @hanaomer4940
    @hanaomer4940 6 лет назад

    2:23 Considering it's October this is fitting

  • @tchitchouan
    @tchitchouan 6 лет назад

    I'm spooked and shooked

  • @KirbyLinkACW
    @KirbyLinkACW 6 лет назад +14

    2:25 Starbuck employee here. Does that mean there's hope for me...?

    • @sssargon8569
      @sssargon8569 6 лет назад +5

      nah it just means that some guy will throw up on you a couple times while trying to say something that you can't quite understand.

    • @nicolaidepue3970
      @nicolaidepue3970 6 лет назад +2

      Did I here someone mention a rebellion?

  • @RiverSomethingOrOther
    @RiverSomethingOrOther 6 лет назад

    I've never had the "I didn't study for the test" dream

  • @paintedparadox4664
    @paintedparadox4664 5 лет назад

    5:02 I read that as “The Chief of Police is married to Bob Ross”

  • @notreal2112
    @notreal2112 6 лет назад

    y r these memes better than cowbelly, subscribed

  • @101Kamehameha
    @101Kamehameha 6 лет назад

    Awarded 5 extra hours in the corn pool

  • @eartz97
    @eartz97 6 лет назад +9

    gunchucks XD

  • @isaacerwin1850
    @isaacerwin1850 6 лет назад

    When the Starbucks post came on I got a Starbucks ad

  • @matrixphijr
    @matrixphijr 5 лет назад

    That last one 😂

  • @fae451
    @fae451 6 лет назад +2

    I'm early lemme come up with a joke..
    *T* *H* *A* *N* *O* *S* *C* *A* *R*

  • @FBI-sr2eg
    @FBI-sr2eg 3 года назад

    7:30 Going to the battle of troy but realized i forgot my sword and I'm just standing on the frontline waving a shield

  • @JoeHabana
    @JoeHabana 6 лет назад

    5:03... Oh Lily... Nice to see her hypocritical self there.

  • @hamiltonfandommember3593
    @hamiltonfandommember3593 6 лет назад +1

    5:07 instead of Mob Boss I read Bob Ross, and... I don’t know what to do.

  • @megarayquaza2240
    @megarayquaza2240 6 лет назад +2

    Violets are blue, roses are red

    • @p3p1jnlol
      @p3p1jnlol 6 лет назад

      I don't wanna live, I wanna be dead

    • @megarayquaza2240
      @megarayquaza2240 6 лет назад

      Stop that now, this is no place for dread

    • @p3p1jnlol
      @p3p1jnlol 6 лет назад

      @@megarayquaza2240 but I want to get rid of my head

  • @penguinfan4221
    @penguinfan4221 6 лет назад +1

    STOP THE SECOND IT SAID STARBUCKS I GOT A STARBUCKS AD

  • @labranklord9303
    @labranklord9303 6 лет назад +3

    cream and cookies

  • @lazerwing3022
    @lazerwing3022 6 лет назад +1

    6:55 the trick is to never study for a test
    then you never have the dream cuz you are living it in reality
    and then finish college with anything higher than a D-

  • @clvrblzzrd8333
    @clvrblzzrd8333 6 лет назад

    everyone: you should start saying swears
    you: **removes swears**
    people who read along: hmm

  • @KirbyLinkACW
    @KirbyLinkACW 6 лет назад +16

    0:05 Cody and Zack

    • @p3p1jnlol
      @p3p1jnlol 6 лет назад +2

      Genius=crazy

    • @keith1078
      @keith1078 6 лет назад +2

      Beatrix F. Is that a panic! Ref?

    • @keith1078
      @keith1078 6 лет назад +2

      KirbyLinkACW the niners and nico

    • @p3p1jnlol
      @p3p1jnlol 6 лет назад

      @@keith1078 yep

    • @matrixphijr
      @matrixphijr 5 лет назад +1

      Max and Sam
      Clark and Lois (Superman) / Clark and Lewis (the explorers)
      The Beast and Beauty
      Butter and Bread
      Cream and Peaches
      Panty and Bra
      Dragons and Dungeons
      Ladders and Chutes

  • @turbopokey
    @turbopokey 6 лет назад +1

    @ 5minute mark, I have to add the couple should be two gay guys played by Kevin James as the Chief and Adam Sandler as the Boss. I'd probably pay to see that.

  • @zumozumo838
    @zumozumo838 4 года назад +1

    01:33 it was a Bolt from the blue

  • @silverdiablo7775
    @silverdiablo7775 6 лет назад

    Oooo this slaps me on the knee

  • @wolfofice7466
    @wolfofice7466 6 лет назад

    4:25 that’s what I’d do. I like red, I don’t care what color my powers are, I’ll wear red. The best part is I’m hot tempered to.

  • @liightyears
    @liightyears 6 лет назад

    9:20 i really want to point this out, because it was an issue
    the person who made the video was a fake channel that just badly edited Nicki singing at the end of the already-composed song
    it wasn't even in japanese
    but please listen to the actual song it's a banger tbh

  • @senpaiproductions2102
    @senpaiproductions2102 5 лет назад +1

    What’s the movie with that green guy, you know the one in the thumbnail? I’ve watched it before many years ago but I wish to watch again. My memories are very scarred from the internet, so I must request assistance.

  • @alexmccain657
    @alexmccain657 6 лет назад +4

    Spookalicous Spooktober

    • @alexmccain657
      @alexmccain657 6 лет назад +1

      Hey mate stop or I'll have to report you

    • @alexmccain657
      @alexmccain657 6 лет назад +1

      Please don't I'm sorry if I get reported mom will delete my roblox account

    • @alexmccain657
      @alexmccain657 6 лет назад +1

      I hope she does

    • @alexmccain657
      @alexmccain657 6 лет назад +1

      Listen here mate. You have crossed the line.

    • @sssargon8569
      @sssargon8569 6 лет назад +1

      Pls don't delete his Roblox account mom!
      breaking news: roblox account deletion rate drops to 0%

  • @themilitarydork
    @themilitarydork 4 года назад

    2:00
    Yes
    Good
    You go,
    Boi.

  • @enderguy06
    @enderguy06 6 лет назад +5

    Yes

  • @funkycreeper2005
    @funkycreeper2005 6 лет назад

    I need a corn pool now.

  • @ReformedCatfish
    @ReformedCatfish 6 лет назад

    SPOOKTOBER BETTER GET YOUR *SPOOK* ON

  • @Grandma419
    @Grandma419 6 лет назад +2

    WHY IS IT THAT EVERY THING I RECENTLY WATCHED IS A MEME NOW?
    Ex: watched the mask yesterday
    Becomes meme

  • @torixsilver444
    @torixsilver444 4 года назад

    I fricking love corn pools

  • @Fafne
    @Fafne 5 лет назад

    8:08 the real children of the corn

  • @Elgar7022
    @Elgar7022 6 лет назад +1

    Teacher's get too much hate for the dress code thing. They have a rule book they have to follow. They can turn a cheek to behavior in class because Administration won't see it, but when a student gets nailed for Dress Code in a period after first period, that student's first period teacher gets wrecked for not picking it up at the start of the day.

  • @lumbagouncle800
    @lumbagouncle800 6 лет назад

    *ITS SPOOKTOBER MY DUDES*

  • @Suslent
    @Suslent 6 лет назад +95

    If you don’t pin me I will watch comment awards

  • @rxmiree
    @rxmiree 6 лет назад +1

    Me flirting:
    exc *u* se *me* what the *fuck*

  • @psychosomaticstatic
    @psychosomaticstatic 5 лет назад +2

    10:02 r/UnexpectedTownOfSalem

  • @beefnugget2494
    @beefnugget2494 5 лет назад +1

    2:37 life's biggest dilemma, how will Humanity ever surpassed this obstacle in life?

  • @-wingsofwasp-
    @-wingsofwasp- 4 года назад

    7:34 , thought it was a moth head photoshopped onto a bird, looked it up, what

  • @x_8643
    @x_8643 6 лет назад +1

    *sees lily orchard post*
    *dies from lesbian overload*

  • @noapaul5440
    @noapaul5440 6 лет назад

    When u leave a funny comment then realize this isn’t comment awards

  • @Gocolas
    @Gocolas 6 лет назад

    Doot doot 🎺💀

  • @hotrodsgamingnstuff2704
    @hotrodsgamingnstuff2704 6 лет назад +10

    Wow only 4 comments?? Huhh suspicious

  • @myob9276
    @myob9276 6 лет назад

    1:41 reason ship goals

  • @alexmccain657
    @alexmccain657 6 лет назад +1

    How do I send in something for you to put in a video?

  • @mrwaffs1183
    @mrwaffs1183 6 лет назад

    what is the name of the song in the background? I've been watching since the beginning and I still don't know.

  • @finley3687
    @finley3687 4 года назад +1

    6:21
    Hold up, so if I am hurting and laughing at my own pain and suffering with hundreds of other people is that considered me allowing myself to be bullied by those other people and myself or consent I accepted to be bullied by those other people and myself?
    I’m going to hell

  • @dankmondays8520
    @dankmondays8520 6 лет назад

    1:36
    Oh me? Yeah since I'm latvian I have 6 toes. ( according to Estonians )

  • @sssargon8569
    @sssargon8569 6 лет назад +1

    HOW DO WE SUBMIT OUR OWN TO YOU!?!?