Once I had a dream that I was making eggs, and I cracked one in the pan and it was a little chicken, so I scooped it out and put it on a plate, then I grabbed another egg and I hatched a cat..... so I picked it up and put it on a plate, and they immediately started growing like those little plastic capsules that you put in hot water and they grow into like a dinosaur or something idk. Then somewhere along the growing process, the duck turned into a cat, and I was just like oh sweet now I have two cats. The one that was originally a duck was completely normal, and the original cat was this weird little shit idk. The strangest thing was this was all just a normal thing for me lol
Therapist: repeat after me. Therapist: facebook. Cowbelly: f-facebook Therapist: good. Now say wifi. Cowbelly: w-w-wifi. Therapist: good job. How about croissants? Cowbelly: cr-cr- *CROYSANTS.* Therapist: **throws clipboard**
I did the math for the tuition one. That's assuming you work every 365 days a year. If you don't work weekends (meaning approx. 261 days a year) then you have to work 24.2 hours a day.
Patrick Hector You mean student loans? Yeah idk how you guys have to actually pay for your education and health. Aren‘t those basic human rights? And if not, why not? Capitalism is a real bitch, and it‘s kinda sad for me to see that (all) the presidents didn‘t say anything against it (or couldn‘t, because y‘all are in real deep shit with that. If they say no capitalism now, your country could probably fall apart.)
My teacher used to get really mad at me for calling Jesus Jess. I found in an old notebook of mine saying “Jess and his discpicables (I couldn’t spell disciples) havin his last meal.” And “Jess rose from the dead and spooked the guards dead”
I have a brother, a half-brother, and two half-sisters. They are all older than me. I already have a niece and a nephew. There is zero pressure on me to have children.
person.: ok say online translator: online person: now say agnostic translator: agnostic person: nice now say gucci translator: *gukci* person: **jumps out of window**
1:00 ed literally stared at god face to face, watched god rip one of his limbs off, take away his brother, and then met up with god again to exchange his leg for his brother’s soul, and yet, after all that trauma, every little bit, he’s still agnostic. honestly a 10/10 protagonist.
5:58 That "Chinese kid lands in Texas" movie...kinda exists? It's a buddy cop film with Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson called Shanghai Noon. Also, 6:32 is the plot of an actual Johnny Test episode.
0:16 I've actually seen this video before, and I specifically remembered that there are credits at the end, and that I laughed at them. I went back and checked now. There are two people credited. "Man Child" and "Bird man". Whether or not "Bird Man" Is the name of the second person in the car, or the bird itself can only be speculated at.
6:36 i was talking about this to my friend a couple days ago and we came up with the teaory that we were sims because you know when you walk into a room and forget what you ars doing. Well thats just an action being cancelled
I remember once my sister told me about a dream she had where she was in a gummy world where there were gummy bear knights who took her to a gummy castle and was presented to the gummy bear king, ruler of the gummy kingdom. And before the king could even say anything, she ate the gummy bear king, the knights, and the castle. Then, some gummy bear angels came down to her, then she ate them to.
1:56 one of my first jobs was a grounds keeper for a cemetery, I was literally working the graveyard shift, anyways, after a few weeks of me working there (and being annoyed at promiscuous/destructive teens) I started wearing white torn up clothing and painted myself in a bright florescent white paint, after hearing people being loud in the cemetery, I would spring into action, typically darting past trees and throwing small pebbles and making bizarre guttural growling noises, but usually keeping my distance as to not spoil my rouse, I did this for an entire month, eventually the property manager found out and confronted me, he basically said "you can't do that man, it's fucked up and bad for business" and being the smartass that I was, I responded with "well... if i do a good enough job, it's probably *really good* for your business" he promptly fired me after that, a couple weeks later, I was buying cigarettes at the gas station, and I overheard some kids talking about the cemetery I worked at, one of them stated he saw a ghost running around through the trees, basically... I became an urban legend
For the bloodline one, that just doesn’t work. If you have no siblings and your parents dont have siblings and your grandparents and so on and so forth, but thats super unlikely thats why its a family tree not line, thank you for coming to my ted talk
4:53 not true. your bloodline continues in your siblings, cousins, etc. chances are slim that none of your siblings, first cousins, second cousins, and so on will never have children. thanks for coming to my ted talk
I had a dream where people jumped off a roof into a bunch of banners with different heights in them and one dude made it to the ground and a pipe cleaner became a spider which became a huge worm off the string but with a bald spot in its head
4:52 Girls have been doing that for 3.8 billion years. Exceptions are these past fifty something years where couples either use both last names or the wife’s last name.
11:00 Damn that makes me so sad. I live in an area with cheap rent, work full time, and get more than a dollar over my state's minimum wage and I still can't move out of my dad's house or else I would literally have 20 bucks a month for food. Edit: yes I calculated. I'm in too much debt from college and medical bills.
9:38 Me who loves fantasy and doesn't understand the appeal of gender reveal parties: *Leans forward in my chair* "Oh yeah now things are gettin interesting!"
Yes, Ed Sheeran. The fullmetal alchemist, the youngest person to ever receive the state alchemist silver pocket watch, he who defeated father and his homunculi alongside his brother Alphonse, Colonel Roy Mustang and his troop, Ling Yao, Scar and May Chang, his Father Hohenheim, the Armstrongs and Izumi Curtis. Not to be confused with Ed Elric, Famous songwriter.
No, escape by Rupert Holmes is about to people cheating on each other then meeting up and reinforcing their relationship and also its the best song ever created
8:50 why would anyone say "hey you, you like hotels? Well I hate hotels so shut the fuck up". I swear I've been in the internet for like 5-6 years and I hear about someone disrespecting someone's opinion almost daily
I haven't slept comfortably for three days because of the thumbnail and it just came to me that this statement only applies if you're the last of your family.
I once had a dream where I had to juggle lizards to stop myself from becoming a shark. In that same dream I served my class Krabby Patties
Ayo wtf
I love it when people describe their dreams and everyone is like "what"
Wild
Same
Once I had a dream that I was making eggs, and I cracked one in the pan and it was a little chicken, so I scooped it out and put it on a plate, then I grabbed another egg and I hatched a cat..... so I picked it up and put it on a plate, and they immediately started growing like those little plastic capsules that you put in hot water and they grow into like a dinosaur or something idk. Then somewhere along the growing process, the duck turned into a cat, and I was just like oh sweet now I have two cats. The one that was originally a duck was completely normal, and the original cat was this weird little shit idk. The strangest thing was this was all just a normal thing for me lol
2:04
You mess with the Big Mac
You get the big smack
Big macs cost less in Russia comrade
I snorted when I read that and I’m in the middle of class
Macc*
Smacc*
Lol lamo yee
The “Mater has given Dobby a gun” literally had me crying tears of laughter. It’s at 7:55
Therapist: repeat after me.
Therapist: facebook.
Cowbelly: f-facebook
Therapist: good. Now say wifi.
Cowbelly: w-w-wifi.
Therapist: good job. How about croissants?
Cowbelly: cr-cr- *CROYSANTS.*
Therapist: **throws clipboard**
Jack Van Patten '26 this isnt cowbelly
wrong video m8
Man, if you had commented on the right video you might've gotten featured...
Who's cowbelly
Jack Van Patten '26 cowbelly?
I did the math for the tuition one. That's assuming you work every 365 days a year. If you don't work weekends (meaning approx. 261 days a year) then you have to work 24.2 hours a day.
So I have to work more than a day per day?
I‘m still grateful that I don‘t live in America, even though that‘s not true.
@@theunicorn1167 That calculation is assuming you pay off your tuition while at uni/college and not being saddled with a debt.
Patrick Hector
You mean student loans? Yeah idk how you guys have to actually pay for your education and health. Aren‘t those basic human rights? And if not, why not? Capitalism is a real bitch, and it‘s kinda sad for me to see that (all) the presidents didn‘t say anything against it (or couldn‘t, because y‘all are in real deep shit with that. If they say no capitalism now, your country could probably fall apart.)
You must ascend above time to enter Yale
The Unicorn true
I cackled at “Mater has given Dobby a gun.”
My teacher used to get really mad at me for calling Jesus Jess. I found in an old notebook of mine saying “Jess and his discpicables (I couldn’t spell disciples) havin his last meal.” And “Jess rose from the dead and spooked the guards dead”
He is pretty despicable
4:44 bro I am probs doing humanity a favor by ending this bloodline.
okay nigga damn tf
Israt Bhuiyan lmaO people haven’t even been around for a billion years yet
in 5 generations humanity is going to mostly be made up people genetically unable to practice safe sex.
I have a brother, a half-brother, and two half-sisters. They are all older than me. I already have a niece and a nephew.
There is zero pressure on me to have children.
Lmaooo, me too, everyone in my family on both sides is under 5 feet tall, thank God I wont have biological kids.
Every time you see Pukicho, you know you're in for something special.
>clicks on video
>was going to click full screen
>accidently clicks on the end of video
>
>oh well the video ended
Your profile picture scares me
person.: ok say online
translator: online
person: now say agnostic
translator: agnostic
person: nice now say gucci
translator: *gukci*
person: **jumps out of window**
Mom Friend Social Anxiety Override.
Someone put the concept into words, that’s so cool. Also, that’s me.
8:50 that “chlorine smell” you usually smell in pools actually comes from pee mixing with chlorine. The chlorine should be pretty much odorless.
Oh even worse
1:00
ed literally stared at god face to face, watched god rip one of his limbs off, take away his brother, and then met up with god again to exchange his leg for his brother’s soul, and yet, after all that trauma, every little bit, he’s still agnostic. honestly a 10/10 protagonist.
Ed Sheeran?
@@mickytherat8020 probably full metal alchemist i think
4:40
bernese mountain dogs are my favorite and now i love them even more
5:58 That "Chinese kid lands in Texas" movie...kinda exists? It's a buddy cop film with Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson called Shanghai Noon.
Also, 6:32 is the plot of an actual Johnny Test episode.
Which one
1:36
10-20 minutes? Ha!
My thoughts have been undisciplined for years!
0:16
I've actually seen this video before, and I specifically remembered that there are credits at the end, and that I laughed at them.
I went back and checked now. There are two people credited. "Man Child" and "Bird man". Whether or not "Bird Man" Is the name of the second person in the car, or the bird itself can only be speculated at.
6:36 i was talking about this to my friend a couple days ago and we came up with the teaory that we were sims because you know when you walk into a room and forget what you ars doing. Well thats just an action being cancelled
0:05 the video started loading after he said wait... I was genuinely surprised
I remember once my sister told me about a dream she had where she was in a gummy world where there were gummy bear knights who took her to a gummy castle and was presented to the gummy bear king, ruler of the gummy kingdom. And before the king could even say anything, she ate the gummy bear king, the knights, and the castle. Then, some gummy bear angels came down to her, then she ate them to.
4:44 Yeah but siblings and cousins
1:56 one of my first jobs was a grounds keeper for a cemetery, I was literally working the graveyard shift, anyways, after a few weeks of me working there (and being annoyed at promiscuous/destructive teens) I started wearing white torn up clothing and painted myself in a bright florescent white paint, after hearing people being loud in the cemetery, I would spring into action, typically darting past trees and throwing small pebbles and making bizarre guttural growling noises, but usually keeping my distance as to not spoil my rouse, I did this for an entire month, eventually the property manager found out and confronted me, he basically said "you can't do that man, it's fucked up and bad for business" and being the smartass that I was, I responded with "well... if i do a good enough job, it's probably *really good* for your business" he promptly fired me after that, a couple weeks later, I was buying cigarettes at the gas station, and I overheard some kids talking about the cemetery I worked at, one of them stated he saw a ghost running around through the trees, basically... I became an urban legend
That. Is. Awesome.
It's spooky time
Huuuuh
SPOOKY SCARY SKELTONS SEND SHIVERS SOWN UR SPINE
Hi person in the comments I hope you have a wonderful day/night
What if it’s the afternoon
Neoqueen Akina then I want you to fucking suffer
Reverse card
@@culkie5188 the afternoon is part of the day
Advena no u
"im a geologist"
*INSERT SANS PROFILE PICTURE HERE*
3:35 Lemme tell you about a planet we call 'Venus'
Someone on the amino app said that genderfluid isn't a gender identity so I told them that then I must be three raccoons in a trenchcoat with anxiety
Me @ the thumbnail: HA jokes on you I have 4 siblings and 3 of which have children.
i like how you always sneak in these serious and helpful posts
like the 'suffering is not a contest' thing
thank you for that uwu
3:10 He doesn't want to let any spoilers out
the one about ben franklin and hentai had me laughing so hard
9:49 sounds like a good time to me. Pass the popcorn
Most of these posts make me smile but it's always the very last one that gets me to burst out laughing
For the bloodline one, that just doesn’t work. If you have no siblings and your parents dont have siblings and your grandparents and so on and so forth, but thats super unlikely thats why its a family tree not line, thank you for coming to my ted talk
6:42 when walk into a room and forget what you're doing is when the player cancels an action
3:05 isn’t that a Fall Out Boy song.... it is, that’s a dream 😂
2:50 since when does a geologist have a sans profile pic? It’s like having an anime profile pic! I’m callin bull!
1:11the blue dude is back get those hands and feet
4:53 not true. your bloodline continues in your siblings, cousins, etc. chances are slim that none of your siblings, first cousins, second cousins, and so on will never have children.
thanks for coming to my ted talk
Direct blood line
I am relieved i no longer need to stress about wanting to have biological kids but not wanting to go through the pain of birth
3:17
He’s just trying not to blurt out spoilers 😂
Clip at 1:14 is missing about 12 panels of context
0:11 me, because I'm on anxiety meds and my other friend isn't.
4:30 nice to see Sif doing allright.
3:47
It pays to look at names.
And sometimes you don't have to be sorry.
I had a dream where people jumped off a roof into a bunch of banners with different heights in them and one dude made it to the ground and a pipe cleaner became a spider which became a huge worm off the string but with a bald spot in its head
Suffering is a contest. I'll wriggle my anxious ass to victory
6:33 when someone discovers what married life truly is.
4:49
Unless you have siblings who have kids
4:53 Eh, only if we would be good in parenting...
4:52 Girls have been doing that for 3.8 billion years.
Exceptions are these past fifty something years where couples either use both last names or the wife’s last name.
5:39
Jean-Ralphio Saperstein is back
... i fell off my chair when i heard the benjamin franklin one.
2:30 has the same kinda vibe as
r/hedidthemath
5:40 As if you needed a particular reason to wear a kilt
That Ben Franklin hentai one is glorious.
2:01 when the patties aint as krabby as they used to be
stop with the wholesome memes i'm here to laugh not to fucking cry
You can in fact drink lava
Only once though-
Imma yeet on my bloodline lmao
11:00
Damn that makes me so sad. I live in an area with cheap rent, work full time, and get more than a dollar over my state's minimum wage and I still can't move out of my dad's house or else I would literally have 20 bucks a month for food.
Edit: yes I calculated. I'm in too much debt from college and medical bills.
4:51 nah my sis is definitely having kids. It's fine if I dont cuz I dont want any
If we’re all sims, why can’t I be call me Kevin’s?
That thumbnail was too much for me to take in for one day
4:50 not true, you still have relatives
7:26 “croysents”
Argue all you want money can absolutely buy happiness
brb buying that skull with cigarette painting as a print
That thumbnail is a mood and yep
*then perish*
Now I want to buy a golf-plated toilet seat...
6:11 reference to me????
Plane goes down: ✔️
Somewhere in Antarctica, I think.: ✔️
Cowboy arts, martial arts: ✔️
Reclaims parents company: ✔️
The_Immortal _Iron Fist yeah and he’s Chinese
Ramla Munye you right.
6:08 IRON FIST is literally this in reverse it would definitely get taken down for copyright
This is life . Life is this.
3:43 they had us in the first half not gonna lie
10:36 well yeah but what fun is it to just stop before they either punch you or cry
9:38
Me who loves fantasy and doesn't understand the appeal of gender reveal parties: *Leans forward in my chair* "Oh yeah now things are gettin interesting!"
What happens if you have social anxiety yourself but have the mom friend anxiety override for my friends?
Lol the thumb nail be like: why do I why
Yes, Ed Sheeran. The fullmetal alchemist, the youngest person to ever receive the state alchemist silver pocket watch, he who defeated father and his homunculi alongside his brother Alphonse, Colonel Roy Mustang and his troop, Ling Yao, Scar and May Chang, his Father Hohenheim, the Armstrongs and Izumi Curtis. Not to be confused with Ed Elric, Famous songwriter.
7:00 I really miss them in the Great British Bake Off. It's not the same without them 😢
at 6:05 a Chinese kid in Texas learning cowboy arts is mentioned. There's and actual video sorta like this called GunFu, by JKFilms
Last one 😂
*A N G L O - N O R S E*
No, escape by Rupert Holmes is about to people cheating on each other then meeting up and reinforcing their relationship and also its the best song ever created
Parcs and rec? Nice!
*parks
*_ThE pRopHecy iS tRuE_*
4:54 sounds like a joke in South Park
8:50 why would anyone say "hey you, you like hotels? Well I hate hotels so shut the fuck up". I swear I've been in the internet for like 5-6 years and I hear about someone disrespecting someone's opinion almost daily
The one in the thumbnail is incorrect because if you and your partner both have siblings and they have kids the bloodline is continued.
:)
1:40 Wait bro how many eyes you have? I got 18 and this is a cool post bro.
1:27 fucked me up, because I did that yesterday!
I haven't slept comfortably for three days because of the thumbnail and it just came to me that this statement only applies if you're the last of your family.
Pukicho is one of the only good people on tumbler
this pukicho guy is a gold mine for meme channels
R.I.P. Stefán
You’re not ending a blood line if you have sisters and brothers with children.
I watch memeyork and cowbelly. I am a man of both worlds
And this is neither.
Just in time for dinner!
What do you call a stupid wookie?
Chew-baka
Text to speech apparently says Gucci as Guck-see
... :0 it’s cow belly but better