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  • Опубликовано: 15 авг 2018
  • What even is this game???
    Thank you to Kotaku for having the notes laid out nice and neatly
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  • @PMSeymour
    @PMSeymour  2 года назад +417

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    • @TGY21133
      @TGY21133 2 года назад

      ok

    • @pyramidteam9961
      @pyramidteam9961 2 года назад +1

      oh how far we've come

    • @rainstrp
      @rainstrp 2 года назад +1

      ok

    • @btcbuster5556
      @btcbuster5556 Год назад +1

      really banking on your one hit wonder huh?

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  • @user-fu6uc6nb1u
    @user-fu6uc6nb1u 5 лет назад +11894

    Imagine going to Egypt, China, or France, and suddenly:
    Your dead ancestors are alive
    Your car breaks down
    And any type of relationship you had has now ended.

    • @coldburns
      @coldburns 4 года назад +451

      that just sounds like my daily life

    • @phoonwax
      @phoonwax 4 года назад +623

      Thats just Stardust Crusaders except the last part

    • @Ketsui.
      @Ketsui. 4 года назад +95

      Damn, someone outran me on making a JoJo reference

    • @Ketsui.
      @Ketsui. 4 года назад +41

      @@kurina- JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, in the third Part (Stardust Crusaders), the main characters go to Egypt

    • @phonycony7158
      @phonycony7158 4 года назад +17

      I thought this was a jojo reference at first

  • @TheFairTale
    @TheFairTale 6 лет назад +18666

    _You know you've spent too much time playing Sims 3 when the patch notes start to make logical sense to you_

    • @tacokatoarts4life
      @tacokatoarts4life 6 лет назад +531

      I haven’t played in years, but they still make sense.

    • @hannahhays362
      @hannahhays362 6 лет назад +53

      TheFairTale I know 🤣

    • @Floofy_fluff
      @Floofy_fluff 6 лет назад +32

      OMG IKR

    • @SilverScaleMA
      @SilverScaleMA 6 лет назад +388

      Yes... and when you know the exact combination of expansions that would have caused those glitches in the first place... 😅

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows 6 лет назад +24

      Please explain that last one

  • @grayscale4960
    @grayscale4960 4 года назад +5315

    Egypt, China, and France:
    Everyone: Why is it when something goes wrong, it's always you three?

    • @user-qy5si4gz1k
      @user-qy5si4gz1k 3 года назад +317

      "Believe me, Professor. I've been asking myself the same question for 6 years."

    • @missy2375
      @missy2375 3 года назад +77

      Wait, what did Egypt and France do? For this its more USA, China or the U.K
      Edit: sorry I didnt watch the video fully yet, seen it now

    • @AgeofReason
      @AgeofReason 3 года назад +16

      Forgot Israel

    • @user-qy5si4gz1k
      @user-qy5si4gz1k 3 года назад +15

      @@AgeofReason What's going on with Israel??

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 3 года назад +12

      @@user-qy5si4gz1k
      Nothing. He’s a Palestinian shill.

  • @ascendedcat260
    @ascendedcat260 5 лет назад +10896

    Teacher when a meteor is heading towards the school: The national emergency alarm doesn't dismiss you, I do

    • @Solhurst
      @Solhurst 4 года назад +186

      a s c e n d e d c a t that’s breaking the Geneva convention

    • @overlyhonestenby
      @overlyhonestenby 4 года назад +23

      Lol omg

    • @xmas345
      @xmas345 4 года назад +49

      I would’ve ran out the building anyway!

    • @lovelydolltime8006
      @lovelydolltime8006 4 года назад +138

      Teachers: "The meteor doesn't dismiss you, I do."

    • @CharlieCat18
      @CharlieCat18 4 года назад +40

      God I can hear this and I know which teacher in high school who’d say it 😂

  • @jaybutt4124
    @jaybutt4124 6 лет назад +13151

    My favorite patch note is where the sims can't leave a building, like school, to avoid a meteor, so they all just have to die cuz school is just that important.

    • @joshuanorman2
      @joshuanorman2 6 лет назад +1192

      It was more like:
      Sims will now automatically leave a building which is going to be hit by a meteor, unless it is a school where they are not allowed to leave and will die

    • @Tonatsi
      @Tonatsi 6 лет назад +642

      Today, we will be learning why meteors are dangerous.
      This will be a live demonstration.
      Children, stay on class, you are being rude to the presenter if you leave.
      We will be watching from afar outside the school.

    • @tallahriehl8220
      @tallahriehl8220 6 лет назад +631

      The meteor doesn't dismiss you, I DISMISS YOU. NOW SIT DOWN AND LEARN Y-

    • @katsukibakugou2131
      @katsukibakugou2131 6 лет назад +157

      Tallah Riehl
      *BOOM*

    • @pensivex4250
      @pensivex4250 6 лет назад +142

      Imagine dying in math class holy shit

  • @cosmic-lust1757
    @cosmic-lust1757 6 лет назад +5715

    "PUT ME OUT LATER I WANT MY DEGREE IN BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION!!!"

    • @SuperSand
      @SuperSand 5 лет назад +67

      I want my degree in fire science

    • @furrytherapist9053
      @furrytherapist9053 5 лет назад +69

      I SEPNT 100K FOR FIRE FIGHTER SCHOOL LET ME GRADUATE THEN PUT ME OUT

    • @Xeralilly
      @Xeralilly 5 лет назад +7

      666 likes

    • @novastar6755
      @novastar6755 5 лет назад +1

      Nobody like the comment anymore

    • @jessthewolf9609
      @jessthewolf9609 5 лет назад +7

      I want my degree in being stupid!!!

  • @JessyDupre
    @JessyDupre 5 лет назад +5977

    I didn't know that "Try For Baby" with the Grim Reaper was a glitch... but now I'm sad that it's gone...

    • @101Asa
      @101Asa 3 года назад +210

      Still works with vampires I think.

    • @IceBlueLugia
      @IceBlueLugia 3 года назад +173

      Yeah you can still try for baby with Vampire

    • @chaoticidiot1813
      @chaoticidiot1813 3 года назад +57

      Damn now i cant make myself in the sims

    • @ballinbalgruuf8198
      @ballinbalgruuf8198 3 года назад +75

      I remember that babies born from the grim reaper would be absolutely black

    • @asoaringheart
      @asoaringheart 3 года назад +96

      Bro... I'D 'try for baby' with the Grim Reaper. Always kinda wished I could jump his bones...

  • @narwhalgoddess8660
    @narwhalgoddess8660 4 года назад +4245

    Imagine this scenario:
    Mom: go in the corner, you are on a time out
    Child: ok fi-
    *Child blows up*

  • @PronounsInBio
    @PronounsInBio 6 лет назад +8061

    I'm still sad that one can no longer try for baby with death

    • @Hanhan-fi1dr
      @Hanhan-fi1dr 6 лет назад +438

      "To give life with the embodiment of death, ironic, and yet beutiful"
      -Some dude once, most likely

    • @PronounsInBio
      @PronounsInBio 6 лет назад +88

      Johnathan, me. It was me.

    • @CatBetaBellanri1218
      @CatBetaBellanri1218 6 лет назад +89

      Johnathan that's the entire rationalization of Frankenstein when he made the monster.

    • @sofer2230
      @sofer2230 6 лет назад +203

      "This isn't my job! This is the *opposite* of my job!"

    • @mp-lily7908
      @mp-lily7908 6 лет назад +98

      Wait, can one still “woohoo” with Death? I hope so.

  • @ihaveaname699
    @ihaveaname699 6 лет назад +12899

    You forgot "Pianists can no longer play pianos that have already been detonated."

    • @PMSeymour
      @PMSeymour  6 лет назад +1410

      It'll be in the next episode

    • @ihaveaname699
      @ihaveaname699 6 лет назад +273

      @@PMSeymour *_SENPAI_*

    • @EvanSamano
      @EvanSamano 6 лет назад +259

      Legit died reading this comment. But now I'm stuck under a firetruck because I'm a ghost

    • @redking36
      @redking36 5 лет назад +25

      Have 666 likes, Mr. Sans Lancertale.

    • @theofficialchannelofoffici7962
      @theofficialchannelofoffici7962 5 лет назад +9

      What is your name?

  • @heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281
    @heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281 4 года назад +6418

    Yall ever wanna see a really cool painting so bad you develop jesus like abilities just to get closer to it?

    • @ca-sonne-creux
      @ca-sonne-creux 3 года назад +257

      Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?

    • @cheesyboy1627
      @cheesyboy1627 3 года назад +90

      Casual divinity

    • @Man-ye4xm
      @Man-ye4xm 3 года назад +18

      @RatSchlong 903 ah yes him

    • @comradewindowsill4253
      @comradewindowsill4253 3 года назад +15

      @RatSchlong 903 that you could do anything, yes. was he not clear?

    • @khunt5336
      @khunt5336 3 года назад +13

      @@ca-sonne-creux Have you ever had a dream that eeeee eeeb beeebeebee eeeeee beebeb?

  • @TomJohnson67
    @TomJohnson67 4 года назад +895

    I went to Egypt, China or France once.
    *My life hasn't been the same since*

    • @ABoxIsMyHome
      @ABoxIsMyHome 3 года назад +9

      saying *or* breaks my brain

    • @yeaaaaaaaaaaahff
      @yeaaaaaaaaaaahff 2 года назад +14

      don't you just hate it when you go to France and your uncle that died 20 years before you were born suddenly comes back to life, ugh, so annoying

    • @ABoxIsMyHome
      @ABoxIsMyHome 2 года назад

      @@yeaaaaaaaaaaahff been a few months whats the context

    • @Waspssuckthough
      @Waspssuckthough 2 года назад +2

      @@ABoxIsMyHome there was a patch note saying "ancestors will no longer come back to life when traveling to Egypt, France or China" or something along the lines of that

    • @ABoxIsMyHome
      @ABoxIsMyHome 2 года назад

      @@Waspssuckthough yes lol why you explaining that this is the whole videos premise

  • @windexcleaner7549
    @windexcleaner7549 6 лет назад +2930

    there's also
    "sims can now vomit at acceptable levels"
    or
    "there can now be meteor strikes , before it happens there will be an evacuation on the building about to be hit, and all sims will leave that building, except if it is a school in which the children are not aloud to leave and will always die"

    • @spacecat3198
      @spacecat3198 4 года назад +76

      vM WildRush This actually happened to one of mine. I was like Uhhhhh

    • @ihavenolife7597
      @ihavenolife7597 4 года назад +159

      "A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Everyone will automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die."

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 3 года назад +63

      "There can now be meteor strikes"
      Almost heaven, West Virginia...

    • @gracev1654
      @gracev1654 3 года назад +12

      those are hilarious

    • @resveries_
      @resveries_ 3 года назад +20

      @@pluto3194COUNTRY ROOOOOOADS TAKE ME HOOOOOME

  • @TheKelsey307
    @TheKelsey307 6 лет назад +3239

    Sims can no longer woohoo in an elevator on different floors

  • @scrawnymaniac7126
    @scrawnymaniac7126 4 года назад +781

    "Sims can no longer "Try for Baby" with the Grim Reaper"
    what is wrong with society-

    • @101Asa
      @101Asa 3 года назад +32

      Do it with a vampire.

    • @klillym1461
      @klillym1461 3 года назад +53

      Let me have a baby with the grim reaper!!!!

    • @HolyKhaaaaan
      @HolyKhaaaaan 3 года назад +17

      I think it was Jim Pickens who did that. We're proud of the Great Leader.

    • @cheeselord3655
      @cheeselord3655 3 года назад +20

      IKR?!? Why restrict love to just mortals?

    • @dabestorkposta
      @dabestorkposta 3 года назад +5

      Lemme do this, come on.. I want a reaper baby

  • @matman000000
    @matman000000 3 года назад +730

    "Honey, I'm so sorry your father died in Egypt."
    "Oh, he's not dead."
    "What?"
    "And I'm breaking up with you."
    "Whaaa??"

    • @lord_calci
      @lord_calci 3 года назад +109

      "Oh, and your fire engine is broken."
      "What on Earth is going on?"

  • @absolutechaos9728
    @absolutechaos9728 6 лет назад +13385

    But. I wanted a baby with Grim Reaper

  • @scottb7115
    @scottb7115 6 лет назад +10505

    Callmekevin was responsible for the new ones

  • @ItsPhillip
    @ItsPhillip 4 года назад +576

    Imagine eating a lasagne and your child changes gender.

    • @RespawnJupiter
      @RespawnJupiter 3 года назад +50

      Trans child now

    • @painslut
      @painslut 3 года назад +30

      Quick ! Feed lasagna to my mother !

    • @ELbabotas1
      @ELbabotas1 3 года назад +8

      Like total change, even the soul gets reversed

    • @Tyler23
      @Tyler23 3 года назад

      100th like

    • @killerkitten7534
      @killerkitten7534 3 года назад +31

      @Insomnia_Gaming no you either have to eat apples for males or watermelon for female.
      That’s actually how you can influence a child’s gender in the sims no joke

  • @squiddiot5477
    @squiddiot5477 4 года назад +452

    “Children and teens can no longer die from motive failure while on a time out”
    Taking time out to a whole new level

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 10 месяцев назад +2

      5:15
      O
      M
      G
      XD

    • @gp75motorsports
      @gp75motorsports 9 месяцев назад +1

      "You need to die? Well you can die after your time out is up, mister!"

  • @alyssasowell774
    @alyssasowell774 6 лет назад +1094

    Teens can definitely die in the sims. It was my birthday and I was aging into a young adult. I was excited because at this point I've been playing a few hours and my romance was doing good so I wanted to age up before getting engaged. My cake caught on fire, set me on fire, and just when I got to the shower I died in front of my mom.
    The end.

    • @meking1808
      @meking1808 4 года назад +141

      That got more intense after every word

    • @WannaAstro
      @WannaAstro 4 года назад +48

      A teen I named Jamie Navienne died from a fire when he was grilling but all is well I went back in time (old save) and he’s alive

    • @peachtea7269
      @peachtea7269 3 года назад +41

      This went from 0-100 real quick

    • @hickorydaisy4117
      @hickorydaisy4117 3 года назад +39

      No no, they can’t die from motive failure anymore. You can’t starve them.
      Can drown them, though. Or burn them. Feed them to a cowplant. Etc.

    • @blueiris574
      @blueiris574 3 года назад +31

      I actually had a teen die from a school meteor. I tried to get them out, didn’t work. But now I know the answer.

  • @chiroptera626
    @chiroptera626 6 лет назад +2007

    What's sad is if I had Sims then I would have SO tried for a baby with the grim reaper. That kid would be badass.
    "Don't pick on Timmy, his Dad will kill you."
    "He's not gonna kill me, he'll just tell-"
    (Teacher) "-No, he will *literally* kill you Mikey. He killed Mrs. Johnson for saying Timmy was failing math."

    • @tallahriehl8220
      @tallahriehl8220 6 лет назад +139

      Also, the kid will be straight black. Grim's kids looked so cool.

    • @deadlydingus1138
      @deadlydingus1138 6 лет назад +57

      This would be awesome and adorable at the same time.

    • @avoidontheinternet9623
      @avoidontheinternet9623 6 лет назад +141

      chiroptera626
      Death’s Kid: And for career day I brought....my dad! The Grim Reaper!!

    • @caterpillar3275
      @caterpillar3275 5 лет назад +124

      Timmy's Friend: "my dad has the coolest job ever! He's a firefighter!"
      Timmy: "No, my dad has the coolest job ever! He's the grim reaper. He kills people for a living."
      Timmy's Friend: +leaves+

    • @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
      @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 5 лет назад +10

      This is amazing

  • @thatfiremanguy3033
    @thatfiremanguy3033 3 года назад +239

    “Babe, I heard you just visited Egypt, China, Or France. ITS OVER NEVER CALL ME AGAIN!”
    **phone call ended**

  • @upnorteeh
    @upnorteeh 5 лет назад +342

    Why do I feeling that 'Call Me Kevin' had a part in why some of these patches were needed.

    • @queenofclubs4927
      @queenofclubs4927 3 года назад +25

      Definitely

    • @Noclevernameshere
      @Noclevernameshere 3 года назад +22

      no for 1 he only did sims 4 (i will say the developers actually did a patch or 2 because of him in that game) also these patches were made probably before Jim Pickens was the name of a sims (also on another note i will never forgive EA for spending the time to patch the ice party thing when that would never happen normally WHILE THERE ARE SEVERAL GAME BREAKING BUGGS AND HORRIBLE EXPANSION/STUFF/GAME PACKS THAT ARE MORE SHALLOW THAN A 1 INCH POOL.)

    • @stephenheading2925
      @stephenheading2925 3 года назад +7

      @@Noclevernameshere He’a joking. Calm down.

    • @totallynothatguy1698
      @totallynothatguy1698 3 года назад +15

      @@stephenheading2925 To be fair the ice party patch really sucked. Never disrespect our Dear Leader Jim Pickens again.

  • @stairwaytofriday
    @stairwaytofriday 6 лет назад +5527

    Q: Can Single parents can give birth?
    A: Not anymore.

    • @cyver_5849
      @cyver_5849 6 лет назад +76

      10/10 grammar

    • @quinn9037
      @quinn9037 6 лет назад +33

      Is this one of those "you read that wrong" comments? Cuz if not, you failed

    • @katsukibakugou2131
      @katsukibakugou2131 6 лет назад +10

      Taby C bruh, it's just one mistake.

    • @MythicalHex
      @MythicalHex 6 лет назад +3

      I don't see any mistakes?

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 6 лет назад +111

      Ceejay Plays
      Step 1) Get a Sim pregnant.
      Step 2) End Sim's Relationship before giving birth.
      Step 3) Eternal pregnancy.

  • @FlareBlitz64
    @FlareBlitz64 6 лет назад +2185

    I can't wait for him to get to the meteor one

  • @quentinwolfe2302
    @quentinwolfe2302 3 года назад +111

    0:25
    “Reduce” the urge. So they still urgently want to put away fire pits but just not as much anymore

  • @tarha99
    @tarha99 5 лет назад +149

    The unicorns' powers one made me so sad. I imagine a unicorn sacrificing its powers just to make everyone happy

  • @kitkatmuffin
    @kitkatmuffin 6 лет назад +1036

    I WANT MY DEGREE IN NINE DEGREE BURNS

    • @jessthewolf9609
      @jessthewolf9609 5 лет назад +14

      @KitKatPotato
      What did they do, walk up to the sun? How do you get that bad of a burn?

    • @jiashanuhai3222
      @jiashanuhai3222 4 года назад

      😏😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣

    • @shk_
      @shk_ 4 года назад +11

      Now you have 10 degrees

    • @terrathedragongirl5420
      @terrathedragongirl5420 4 года назад +2

      @@shk_ Ayyyyyyy!

    • @gridgd
      @gridgd 3 года назад

      1000th like

  • @theman_themyth_themoth758
    @theman_themyth_themoth758 6 лет назад +3760

    4:51 Wel you know what they say...
    What ghost up
    Must come down

  • @vanguardtrainer924
    @vanguardtrainer924 4 года назад +95

    Sim Devs: Why is it when something happens it is always you 3
    Egypt, China and France: *fused mike and sully meme*

  • @Zero_pussy_mf
    @Zero_pussy_mf 4 года назад +328

    Some jewish kid 2019 years ago: hey, check out that painting on the other side of the pool!

  • @sugar-rice
    @sugar-rice 6 лет назад +4238

    Remember kids, never go to Egypt, China, or France.
    Edit: I don’t ever remember watching this video or commenting this lmao

    • @hudgynsasdarl6967
      @hudgynsasdarl6967 5 лет назад +217

      Not even to kill a 118-year-old vampire?

    • @melodyfuri1004
      @melodyfuri1004 5 лет назад +93

      Not even to save Alexander Hamilton?

    • @blueshell292
      @blueshell292 5 лет назад +54

      BUT MUMMY

    • @nitronikolai
      @nitronikolai 5 лет назад +45

      Yeah not until the devs fix them in the next patch :/ really glitchy countries

    • @riverpaw3234
      @riverpaw3234 5 лет назад +39

      R.I.P. people that live in Egypt, China, and France

  • @IgnatianMystic
    @IgnatianMystic 6 лет назад +252

    6:29 "Jesus Christ, Bill! Your gown's on fire! Put it out!"
    Bill: * engulfed in flames * "I'M NOT STOPPING, DROPPING, OR ROLLING UNTIL I GET MY DIPLOMA!!"

    • @SpiceyYT
      @SpiceyYT 6 лет назад +4

      IgnatianMystic XD I CHECKED

  • @Maxer4000
    @Maxer4000 4 года назад +44

    I imagine the scene of graduation while there's a guy in the back is on fire waiting to get his diploma

  • @unfunny2386
    @unfunny2386 3 года назад +186

    Imagine being a sim and just seeing all this shit happen, like "Oh, I see that Bob is driving to work with his son attached to his hand. And there's Alex, that go-getter her, attempting to get knocked up by the grim reaper! Ahhh, just a normal saturday."

    • @dogmatic2553
      @dogmatic2553 3 года назад +14

      "attempting to get knocked up by the grim reaper" I CAN'T LMAOO

    • @Aaron47916
      @Aaron47916 3 года назад +10

      I just fuckin died, maybe cuz i metetealized in egypt, china then france

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 3 года назад +13

      "Oh & would you look at that, young Bobby is graduating today. Hmm, I didn't know he was in to fire stunts that much. Talk about dedication."

    • @sooooooot
      @sooooooot 3 года назад +3

      @@Aaron47916 you gonna try for baby with the grim reaper?

    • @Aaron47916
      @Aaron47916 3 года назад

      @@sooooooot wait wasnt that patched

  • @MissPhoenix-tq1vw
    @MissPhoenix-tq1vw 6 лет назад +928

    Somebody please animate this

    • @ihaveaname699
      @ihaveaname699 6 лет назад +21

      oh god i wanna do this now

    • @MissPhoenix-tq1vw
      @MissPhoenix-tq1vw 6 лет назад +14

      Please.

    • @otamatone3293
      @otamatone3293 6 лет назад +21

      Here m.ruclips.net/video/xWYeoXGkYFU/видео.html

    • @stellarstarryyy
      @stellarstarryyy 6 лет назад +1

      Ibis and Pandora The skelehuman and the Neko Fox hmmmmm....maybe.....

    • @MissPhoenix-tq1vw
      @MissPhoenix-tq1vw 6 лет назад +1

      Starry Night studios lol that’d be cool. But no pressure

  • @arseniikolesnikov9960
    @arseniikolesnikov9960 6 лет назад +627

    SIMS like he's having a good time reading this

    • @zellouwu7501
      @zellouwu7501 6 лет назад +13

      I'm glad this game is just a
      SIMSulation
      Because, burning alive and being forced to graduation seems like it would generate pain SIMSulis

    • @alex_runarin
      @alex_runarin 6 лет назад +6

      STOP
      IT

    • @zellouwu7501
      @zellouwu7501 6 лет назад +5

      Gizilly Dream
      But.... It's so SIMSisfing to tell these SIMsational puns

    • @Budew-ef6tr
      @Budew-ef6tr 6 лет назад

      Ayyyyyy

    • @LeeAndergen
      @LeeAndergen 6 лет назад +4

      No.
      No.
      *From a distance* No.
      *Even further away* NO!
      *slams door*
      *From hallway* NO.
      jk that was well played

  • @goot1087
    @goot1087 4 года назад +140

    “Skyrim doesn’t even let the children die!”
    George Lucas does, though!

  • @ballerbeau69
    @ballerbeau69 4 года назад +35

    2:43 when the painting is beautiful you become Jesus

  • @Marigold11037
    @Marigold11037 6 лет назад +175

    I was looking at the 2011 ones like "Wow! This was only a couple of years ago!"
    _It was seven._
    Edit: I'm gonna clarify, I mean that it was posted 7 years ago when I watched it, not that _I_ was 7

  • @jadelumi28501
    @jadelumi28501 6 лет назад +110

    I was playing the Sims 4 yesterday, and I had my Sim caring for his toddler before he went to the bathroom. AND THE TODDLER DECIDED TO LITERALLY STICK TO HIS HAND, AND I COULDN’T GET HER OFF. Eventually, I just had to restart the game, and now little Amelia has finally mastered walking.

  • @leumbi
    @leumbi 3 года назад +141

    every other game: “finally, players finally wont stop clipping through walls!”
    the sims: “finally, players cant woohoo with their burning car!”

  • @six_buck_dlc
    @six_buck_dlc 3 года назад +27

    God i love how overly specific the patch notes are. Like imagine someone whose never heard of this game and reads "Fixed a bug where if a Pregnant Sim climbs onto a mansion rooftop owned by a deceased Male Mummy, the height of the mansion has an impact on their feelings towards their second Best Friend"

  • @LunaEclipse720
    @LunaEclipse720 6 лет назад +2349

    *Still waiting to be shown in a video for no absolute reason*

    • @Hanhan-fi1dr
      @Hanhan-fi1dr 6 лет назад +21

      Aren't we all?

    • @katier2283
      @katier2283 6 лет назад +3

      Luna Eclipse hi!

    • @notaninterestingperson5769
      @notaninterestingperson5769 6 лет назад +33

      I've seen this user before. I couldn't tell you where, just that I recognise their face. Their name. Their boldness. Something drew me to them. Something... odd, unlike anything I've felt before. If this was a noire film, I'd be monologuing at this point. Maybe it is.

    • @LunaEclipse720
      @LunaEclipse720 6 лет назад +41

      I can't tell if you're creepy, trying to flirt with me, or on drugs.

    • @Hanhan-fi1dr
      @Hanhan-fi1dr 6 лет назад +25

      I believe the answer is "yes"

  • @teepotus5770
    @teepotus5770 6 лет назад +516

    Try reading them as God trying to fix life or something

    • @matthewjohnson427
      @matthewjohnson427 6 лет назад +16

      Spinoff of God Creating Things? Yes!

    • @NeutralNinetails
      @NeutralNinetails 6 лет назад +12

      Thats basically what it is.

    • @_b_e_a_n_s_
      @_b_e_a_n_s_ 5 лет назад +16

      God’s first few tries making humanity 😂

    • @rainIight
      @rainIight 4 года назад +3

      God when he sees people are literally fucking with death: WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE. I DID NOT ALLOW THIS. ANGEL!
      Angel: *Sigh* Yes, sir?
      God: MAKE IT SO PEOPLE CAN NOT HAVE SEX WITH DEATH. THIS IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL.
      A: Wait, THAT WAS A PROBLEM???
      G: Also this guy is moving and now there is two fish in his fridge. I'm pretty sure that's also a problem.
      A: I SWEAR TO YOU-

  • @diegobrando3453
    @diegobrando3453 5 лет назад +57

    Why is it that when something gamebreaking happens it's always you three?
    Egypt China France

  • @xxweirdofromspacexx1119
    @xxweirdofromspacexx1119 3 года назад +35

    Egypt, China, and France:
    Reality can be whatever I want

  • @ihaveaname699
    @ihaveaname699 6 лет назад +93

    To quote Tumblr
    "I cried real tears."

    • @tallahriehl8220
      @tallahriehl8220 6 лет назад +3

      As opposed to crying fake tears...?

    • @meking1808
      @meking1808 4 года назад

      *How is it possible to cry **_real_** tears?*

  • @sejcai
    @sejcai 6 лет назад +119

    sims patch note:
    fixed bug where the baby comes out of your tv like the ring

  • @GWASGY
    @GWASGY 4 года назад +56

    No more "try for baby" w grim reaper is the real glitch. Epic fail.😔

  • @scoutwith124hp9
    @scoutwith124hp9 3 года назад +17

    2:49 Jesus just wants to check out the painting

  • @dragongaming2796
    @dragongaming2796 6 лет назад +314

    3:37
    Guys....
    I think we broke him...
    How do we fix him?
    Who has the PMSeymour instruction manual?
    We need to hurry we won’t survive long without him

    • @apen8265
      @apen8265 6 лет назад +17

      Sky Dragon
      I think we just have to wait, and give him water.

    • @undead_gaming
      @undead_gaming 6 лет назад +10

      Um I think the dog ripped it up!

    • @quinn9037
      @quinn9037 6 лет назад +7

      GhostGirlGaming oh crap, what do we do now?

    • @dragongaming2796
      @dragongaming2796 6 лет назад +7

      GhostGirlGaming shoot.. well we’re doomed

    • @cottonkyandi1760
      @cottonkyandi1760 6 лет назад +12

      Have you tried turning him off and back on again?

  • @shadowgirl1239
    @shadowgirl1239 6 лет назад +307

    Congratulations Sims. You broke Pat.

  • @xpr0gidy
    @xpr0gidy 4 года назад +20

    5:25
    Parent: go stand in the corner!
    Child/Teen: *literally fucking dies*

  • @4sety
    @4sety Год назад +11

    4:07 Child Protection Worker: "ma'am, we have determined you unfit to raise this child"
    child: *rips a hole in the space-time continuum*

  • @elizabethh.9556
    @elizabethh.9556 6 лет назад +306

    I have a story that happened to me today.
    I just saw an old woman sniff a sunflower and say, "it's meat; it's not vegan" like really confidentially.

    • @anidami6468
      @anidami6468 6 лет назад +24

      What in tarnation
      Also, that profile picture is driving me insane.
      Oh wait. I'm already insane.

    • @hls6627
      @hls6627 6 лет назад +18

      I thought your profile picture was a piece to stray hair and I tried to brush it off my screen unsuccessfully

    • @MiiChanx
      @MiiChanx 6 лет назад +5

      sure you did.

    • @fatymah1138
      @fatymah1138 5 лет назад +8

      Beatrice The Golden and then everyone clapped

    • @Rocknoids
      @Rocknoids 5 лет назад +5

      r/thathappened

  • @noahriddell8031
    @noahriddell8031 6 лет назад +842

    *KEEVIIIN!!*
    Points if you get the reference

    • @otamatone3293
      @otamatone3293 6 лет назад +66

      That darn Kevin! Making all these EA workers do extra stuff that wasn't a problem before!

    • @boulevardo5067
      @boulevardo5067 6 лет назад +59

      J I M P I C K E N S

    • @Rennothy
      @Rennothy 6 лет назад +26

      Oh
      My
      JIM PICKENS!!!

    • @jakesteampson7043
      @jakesteampson7043 6 лет назад +25

      Otamatone
      At least the workers aren't trapped in his basement serving as his food.

    • @snugglebabe70
      @snugglebabe70 6 лет назад +1

      Noah Riddell DARNIT KEVIN

  • @official-obama
    @official-obama 2 года назад +15

    2:34 fixed an issue that causes the world to restart from the hadean when traveling to egypt, china or france.

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 Год назад +1

      ???? Hadean

    • @official-obama
      @official-obama Год назад

      @@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 it's when the earth first formed
      from google:
      2. GEOLOGY
      relating to or denoting the period when the earth was forming.
      "a new analysis of Hadean mineralogy"

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 Год назад +1

      @@official-obama so… I’m context what does that mean?

    • @official-obama
      @official-obama Год назад

      @@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 what?

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 Год назад +2

      @@official-obama restart from hadean. Forgive me. I’m still not confident in natives speakers English

  • @weirdettepoop2697
    @weirdettepoop2697 5 лет назад +14

    1:38
    Just imagine grabbing a never-ending slice of pizza.

  • @mightyflamberge713
    @mightyflamberge713 6 лет назад +34

    6:15 Imagine a guy just holding his hand out and screaming at the ceremony.

  • @TransGirlGaming
    @TransGirlGaming 6 лет назад +111

    I lost it at the "try for baby" with grim reaper

    • @powerthunfischdesdonners3086
      @powerthunfischdesdonners3086 5 лет назад +8

      imagine when the kid dies "no young man, you´re now grounded for dying! now come back to life and to your room!"

  • @no_name4415
    @no_name4415 4 года назад +33

    What if you wanted to try a baby with the Grim Reaper,
    but god said *"No."*

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one 4 года назад +12

    1:09 and he hasn't yet made it to the GRIM REAPER...

  • @shovelgoat3017
    @shovelgoat3017 6 лет назад +63

    There is no escaping these notes. There is no possibility of not laughing at this. Stuck forever in a vortex. Like going into a swimming pool only for the ladder to disappear. Trapped, doomed to an aquatic grave.

    • @peggo1217
      @peggo1217 6 лет назад +4

      Wonder where you got that idea

    • @tallahriehl8220
      @tallahriehl8220 6 лет назад +1

      Sims 3 patch #492

    • @LordofFullmetal
      @LordofFullmetal 5 лет назад

      Not anymore, those fuckers can climb out now! You gotta wall the entire pool off to stop them.

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 6 лет назад +71

    0:30 That still happens in real life whenever my Mom sees someone she knows.
    Also that 1 dislike was from the ghost that didn’t receive a diploma.

  • @katlyndobransky2419
    @katlyndobransky2419 5 лет назад +12

    *When you want to leave school because a meteor is coming but class isn’t over*

  • @unfortunateperson3225
    @unfortunateperson3225 5 лет назад +13

    there are seven minutes and thirty four seconds in this video, most of them are filled with LAUGHTER

  • @silversnowpoff2336
    @silversnowpoff2336 6 лет назад +204

    My question is: why the hell were these in the game in the first place?

    • @tallahriehl8220
      @tallahriehl8220 6 лет назад +37

      For the glory of chaos!
      Also, EA sucks.

    • @ultimaterecoil1136
      @ultimaterecoil1136 6 лет назад +25

      Tallah Riehl who was the RUclipsr that did all these things and thereby made ea have to patch their game

    • @tallahriehl8220
      @tallahriehl8220 6 лет назад +38

      Call Me Kevin has a fair number of hilarious Sims videos, many of which star our lord and savior Jim Pickens.

    • @alexbenavidez4500
      @alexbenavidez4500 5 лет назад +28

      The sims is a pretty big game and full of virtually limitless variables the more that you play
      Eventually something fucks up or isn't compatible
      A good example of this is the glitch that allows incest if you've been playing the game through too many generations
      It starts to get confused adding up all the family trees and glitches are far more likely to happen as a result
      A lot of physical bugs are due to how customisable the world is and the fact that with custom content, there's virtually limitless ways to have environments and objects interact with one another
      Something as simple as an animation in a specific jacket may not look as smooth as it would in just a t shirt due to clipping
      Or the different heights of sims or weight of them can change how smoothly they intersperse with the environment
      Multiple effects can stack as well, but some visible effects may not have an animation sequence a sim is about to do, so they just lose the visible effect and so on
      A good example of that is fucking zombies. When the hordes of zombies rise up around your house on a full moon, they will remain there all night until the next morning, then they leave your property by hilariously getting into cars and disappearing
      But if it's raining, there's no animation for zombie sims to get into cars after putting up umbrellas, so they suddenly turn human to do that after spending 4 hours shuffling and growling and moaning at your window whilst green lmao

    • @awildfilingcabinet6239
      @awildfilingcabinet6239 5 лет назад +4

      It’s the Sims. These things are a daily occurrence

  • @yourownpersonalexistential2470
    @yourownpersonalexistential2470 6 лет назад +745

    *Still waiting to be noticed by senpai, though it is no longer possible as he has stopped using RUclips comments*
    Edit: YESSSSSSS THANK YOU

  • @vanukas8783
    @vanukas8783 4 года назад +8

    5:48 unicorns get their power from sorrow and anger

  • @kyleb.4384
    @kyleb.4384 5 лет назад +9

    5:20
    Oh yeah, kids can die
    Me and my sister drowned one because we decided that we didnt want a child in thr house
    This had made us say the sentence 'Lets give Cole the murder room, he deserves it'
    On the childs gravestone we put 'We never liked you'
    Cole was a murderer oc btw
    (In the sims! Me and my sister didnt drown a real child)

  • @PrincessFelicie
    @PrincessFelicie 6 лет назад +79

    "Eating specific prepared meals no longer has an impact on an unborn baby's gender"
    Also known as pulling a Ruka Urushibara

    • @rosiecooper8030
      @rosiecooper8030 3 года назад +4

      Strawberries and pop music for boys, in TS3

  • @marsh690
    @marsh690 6 лет назад +45

    *Pat saying Oof is my new religion*

  • @sosansational
    @sosansational 4 года назад +15

    "you can no longer try for baby with the - wheezing - GRIM REAPEEERRRRR"

    • @slavbigyoshi7677
      @slavbigyoshi7677 3 года назад +1

      ᵍʳⁱᵐ ʳᵉᵃᵖᵉʳ

    • @RespawnJupiter
      @RespawnJupiter 3 года назад +1

      🇬 🇷 🇮 🇲  🇷 🇪 🇦 🇵 🇪 🇷

  • @leurunner4764
    @leurunner4764 2 года назад +9

    3:17 yes, they can fly, but cars are still faster. they fly at a max speed that's about the same as that of a person riding a bicicle.

  • @acatgif
    @acatgif 6 лет назад +64

    The Sims Patch Notes are the best thing you could ever read. They’re hilarious! 😂

  • @flibbernodgets7018
    @flibbernodgets7018 6 лет назад +85

    This is the virtual equivalent of those funny dead letter laws or ridiculous warnings that seem obvious to anyone with common sense. You know they must have happened to someone at some point, no matter how ridiculous it sounds. You know that someone had the police called on them for a situation involving a donkey sleeping in a bathtub in Arizona, and that someone with a peanut allergy sued a company for not making it clear that their peanut butter *may* contain nuts.

    • @leilah5434
      @leilah5434 3 года назад

      my god people are idiots. its amazing that we managed to get this far

    • @ashcyr3711
      @ashcyr3711 2 года назад +8

      i freaking love blue laws. did you know that in sone states, it's illegal for a horse to eat a fire hydrant?

  • @localmenace3043
    @localmenace3043 5 лет назад +11

    0:37 *FLASHBACKS*

  • @ShardzCR
    @ShardzCR 4 года назад +15

    “Oh, that’s a cool painting by the swimming pool! I gotta get a closer look!”
    *performs a miracle*
    “Oh yeah, I like this painting!”
    *everyone staring because some random guy walked on effing water*

  • @aequinoctiale
    @aequinoctiale 6 лет назад +93

    Please take a look at "The Strange Log" twitter account it's essentially a compilation of all weird video game change logs ever

  • @neonwillowleaf
    @neonwillowleaf 6 лет назад +20

    ok no joke hearing Seymour laugh just makes my heart warm he is so pure omg

  • @tsedgwick12
    @tsedgwick12 5 лет назад +13

    "Grim im sorry we cant have our dream family"

  • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790
    @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 5 лет назад +6

    4:37 Reminds me of that video about some girl who went to a New Years party, and there was one on the main floor and a different one in the basement.

  • @avery1093
    @avery1093 6 лет назад +203

    .....I can't breathe.....send help.....

    • @katier2283
      @katier2283 6 лет назад +1

      Avery BigMess hi!

    • @avery1093
      @avery1093 6 лет назад +1

      Katie Richards hello!

    • @deguchifamily_9620
      @deguchifamily_9620 6 лет назад

      Avery BigMess HEY!!!

    • @tost5936
      @tost5936 6 лет назад +2

      breath is a noun, the fact that you cannot [noun] is astounding and i require you to teach me your paradoxial ways

    • @Hanhan-fi1dr
      @Hanhan-fi1dr 6 лет назад +2

      no i will not, i will be the only one

  • @neptune9647
    @neptune9647 6 лет назад +18

    6:12 Now look, Jimmy. I know that you're on fire. But you still need to attend your graduation.

  • @harperreese264
    @harperreese264 4 года назад +6

    kid: gets put in time out
    kid: *guess I’ll die*

  • @CheesyLizzy
    @CheesyLizzy 3 года назад +8

    "Children and teens can no longer die from motive failure while in a Time Out"
    They were able to literally die of depression from being sent to Time Out, that's just sad D:

  • @holliehrm7928
    @holliehrm7928 6 лет назад +62

    Er, partially mutated Seymour? Are you ok? XD
    *whispers* guys... _guys_ ... I think we broke 'im...

    • @Hanhan-fi1dr
      @Hanhan-fi1dr 6 лет назад +3

      This is preferable, because i don't know who is WHOle, but I see me in a MEss

    • @il_aquilus
      @il_aquilus 6 лет назад +2

      Johnathan wow. *slow clapping*

    • @holliehrm7928
      @holliehrm7928 6 лет назад +2

      I...I...I don't get it xD

    • @tadeogomez7303
      @tadeogomez7303 6 лет назад +2

      The ExplosiveEnderman
      Nor do I. You're not the only one.

    • @holliehrm7928
      @holliehrm7928 6 лет назад +1

      Tadeo Gomez I think we should get it...
      (For lack of better word...duh.)

  • @whimsy5623
    @whimsy5623 6 лет назад +13

    2:59
    True irony would be having them view a painting of Jesus.

  • @fishorade
    @fishorade 4 года назад +7

    someone: -puts out honest, hardworking content-
    us:
    Seymour: -reads sims patch notes-
    us: *oh yeah that’s the good shit baby*

  • @willowids369
    @willowids369 5 лет назад +7

    And the next recommended video? "The Grim Reaper Has Triplets"

  • @alexeiwells6363
    @alexeiwells6363 6 лет назад +17

    I am now very tempted to play Sims

  • @lunadesert
    @lunadesert 6 лет назад +12

    We need more of this godamnit

  • @knuti27
    @knuti27 4 года назад +9

    0:52 is rng manipulation at its finest

  • @tsuaririndoku
    @tsuaririndoku Год назад +3

    “Become enemies with the Child” should be a feature. It is making Asian Parenting A LOT MORE HISTORICAL ACCURATE

  • @emilypattr
    @emilypattr 6 лет назад +24

    Love you so much! You always make me laugh, even when I am depressed,

  • @marije-382
    @marije-382 6 лет назад +10

    1:19 I can’t believe it. My life has been a lie. My friend and I tried multiple times to have kids with the grim reaper in the sims, it took us years. Only tried 3 times but still. But we saw it on RUclips so we knew it was ‘possible’. I can’t BELIEVE it wasn’t possible since 2009..

  • @Some__Guy
    @Some__Guy Год назад +2

    I think a vocoded version of this was my first introduction to P.M. Always a good time.