Harry Potter except it's written by an AI
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- Опубликовано: 21 фев 2018
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Harry did not want to think about birds
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Death Eaters: giving each other kisses and saying they like each other
“Good guys”: *Ron ate Hermione’s family*
harry dipped hermione in hot sauce
hermione put the deatheaters face in mud for wearing a shirt saying hermione has forgotten how to dance
dont forget harry tore his eyes out of his head
Ok
M I D N I G H T S N A C K
No HoMo
When he said “Ron’s Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself”
I felt that.
Mood
MoOd
😔👊
👁💦👄💦👁
What is wrong?
-I’m in this post and I don’t like it
I'm surprised Voldemort didn't give Harry an expired coupon for new parents.
New parents
I’m surprised Ron didn’t birth hermione
This is a Voldemort Joke
The REFERENCE!
@@Cake_Axelson ik
Ah yes, my favorite Harry Potter character:
Mr. Staircase
The password was BEEF WOMAN
*Mr. Staircase, the shabby-robed ghost
L o c k e d
@@wisedoggo2793 b e e f w o m e n
He's in the first one , isn't he?
“They looked at the door, screaming about how closed it was”
"Hang on, the door's closed!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"
"ITS SO CLOSED!!"
Lol
*"LET ME INNNNNNN!"*
@@stellathefoxgirl3648 is that not from a movie
From xmen "Jean let me in"
Things to do when you see your friend:
a. Say hi
b. Approach
c. Eat Hermione's family
D. All of the above but you eat your friend to
E. Become a thermonuclear bomb
f. eat Hermione
do a frenzied tap dance
:(
I don’t what’s funnier the fact the book starts on chapter 13 or Ron being absolutely roasted
He is the handsome one tho
@sagejennings4342 nah since hermione eas dipped in hot sauce he can't be.
@@sagejennings4342I'd argue that Harry ripping out his eyes makes him the handsome one
5:46 I love how Ron didn't even bother casting a spell with his wand, he just threw it.
And then took out his wand👍🦡
He's trying his best.
And then everybody clapped
He threw A wand and then took out HIS wand.
Well he threw "a" wand, then took out his, so the one he threw was probably not his
*Ron was going to be spiders. He was. He wasn't proud of that.*
Wow
That is one of my favourites
@@shototodoroki2955 are you the real todo...
@@m4e7 yes.
Akko you have come back for me 💀
"Harry did not like to think about birds"
Hedwig:
underrated
They say Hedwig died from a spell from a Death Eater. little did they know Harry’s hatred of birds.
кuяЪεяร 404 Hedwig: **A great overreaction**
ಠ_ಠ
Ry Bread :0
I am no longer scared of AI taking over the world
Nah, now im awaiting it
I am, we’re all going to die
…of laughter
Yeah. In fact, I'm excited about it because I can finally find out what happened to Mr. Staircase before he made Ron eat Hermione's family in Harry Potter and the nerd who drank bear way too much.
The A.I is gonna be so dumb we all die of laughter
this has aged somewhat poorly
I love how Hermione doesn't seem to even care that her family just got cannibalized 🤣
Or the fact that he got dipped in hot sauce
Also Hermione is now a he in the AI rendition of this book look at 5:40
@@MrLoverman7134 That "he" is referring to the Death Eater.
@@Swiftbow oh maybe so
Hermione: "Oh my God... That was SO hot."
@@Montesama314 ...
“Did you eat Hermione’s family Ron?” Dumbledore asked calmly...
"DiD YOu EAT HerMIOnEs FaMILY RoN!"
Luke Smith That would be the movie adaptation
"HARREH!!! DIDJA DIPYA HERMIONE INDA GOBLETA HOT SAUCE????!!!!"
Gonzalo Grau I mean in this case it would be very justified.
DIDJA EAT HERMIONE FAMILY?!???!?!
What I expected: Extreme cringe
What actually happened: Literary comedic genius
*BEEF WOMEN*
E
The story was made by an AI
*BEEEEEFFFF WWWOOOOOMMMMEEEENNNNN*
@Alastor TheRadioDemon an artificial intelligence
_"We're the only people who matter. He's never going to get rid of us!" Harry, Hermione, and Ron said in chorus_
The entire Harry Potter franchise in a nutshell, right there.
💯
It sounded like something from Pokémon. XD
Plot armor
They had become aware over the years that they were main charcters.
If the AI consumed fanfic this would be very different
Ohgod…
MAKE IT HAPPEN
You made me remember something that I didn't want to remember.
Dear god, no…..
Or fanfics 😅
Wonder what will be in result if AI managed to consume original Harry Potter books + few hundreds or even thousands of fanfics...
The section with the death eater's kiss makes me wonder if they fed it some fics.
"Harry ripped his eyes out and threw them in the forest"
ah yes i can't see him he cant see me
....Harry, who could not see at the moment
“Voldemort raised his eyebrows at Harry” honestly me too Voldemort, I would too... Honestly I would probably join the death eaters in this version. All they did was wear a shirt about hermione forgetting dance class. I mean sure Ron did say Voldemort wasn’t a nice wizard but I’m not sure he’s the best judge of character....
A simple spell but quite unbreakable
Big brain
Foll Trace Maybe Harry thought Voldemort was a basilisk...
“Ron’s Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself”
*destruction 100*
*Roast 100*
Eric Lee savage harry
“The only sounds drifting from hagrids hut were the disdainful shrieks of his own furniture.” Roasted
Timestamp?
00F 100
Can we give the Hufflepuff pig a round of polite applause for his promotion to Hagrid please
Little did they know that this is the backstory for the pig wizard in Goat Simulagor MMO. XD
👏👏👏👏
Lmao 👏
"The Dursleys had never been to the castle and they were not about to come there in *Harry Potter And The Portrait Of What Looked Like A Large Pile Of Ash* "
I love this line so unexplainably much
That just sounds so much like something they’d say it’s perfecttt
Lmao
Got to reach the minimum word count
Realest thing i've seen all day@@crazyfire9470
Modern "mad libs"
“harry fell down the staircases for the rest of the summer”
wow... that’s a long staircase
RIP
Harry's bones
Warned you about those stairs bro
Or a short summer
@@eldritchabomination9726
Smart😌✨
It's because he forgot to get his eyeballs back
“Voldemort, you’re a very bad and mean wizard.”
*Voldemort has just been canceled*
Voldermort funao
Yea I feel bad for voldemort now, Harry is to savage for him to handle
Voledemort got roasted so hard
All the conjured ice in the world won’t help that burn
And he’s too proud to use the muggle ice
So to recap:
a gang of judgemental loons with an incredibly poor grasp of magic aggressively interrupted a Death Eater meeting where they're politely confessing their crushes and being supportive of one's another's feelings. They judge the Death Eaters on their appearance. When their leader, Voldemort, arrives one of the psychos rips his own eyes out and they randomly insult Voldemort for being mean... he raises his eyebrows in understandable confusion. One of the psychos throws his wand at Voldemort and then they murder all the Death Eaters.
So when an AI writes the story, Voldemort and the Death Eaters are the good guys 🤣
this is too good
Don't forget that Ron eat whole Hermione family and Harry , Hermione + others are okay with it
@@olegyurchenko4127 after which Harry dips Hermione herself in the hot sauce being hungry after all he did.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I came SO close to spitting out my drink when he said “BEEF WOMEN”
"He saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermione's family"
That went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick.
Mood: Rimworld
😂
I would agree
Ikr 🤣
Ah. A fellow intellectual.
I would pay Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, and Rupert Grint to act this out.
Honestly same tho🤣
Do iz
Dont forget about the Death Eaters!
@@thequeenofboba6583 yea and you now who
@@God_of_all2008 And Mr. Staircase
I need a fully animated version of this
It exists. Theres a video where someone animated the story.
@@Obsidianeyes431 Where?
@@DragonFire666 ruclips.net/video/x-uDnlGJRdk/видео.html
@@Obsidianeyes431 Thanks for the link, that was hilarious.
@@Obsidianeyes431 where?
“They looked at the door, screaming about how closed it was.” 💀🤣
Harry: OH MY GOD! IT'S CLOSED! I'VE NEVER SEEN A CLOSED DOOR THIS CLOSED IN MY LIFE!
Hermione: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
Ron: I CAN'T GET MY BUFFALO SAUCE TO GO WITH MIONE'S FAMILY IF WE CAN'T GET THIS DOOR OPEN!
WHAT?? YOU CAN’T YAVE A DOOR THAT CLOSED! IT’S NEVER BEEN THAT WAY! UGH!
"RON'S RON SHIRT WAS JUST AS BAD AS RON HIMSELF"
I CAN'T BREATHE
@@eeveemation-studios Tyler Joseph 😁
When AI roast you savagely
Omg
420...
[When even your own merch is of terrible quality]
"Voldemort, you're a very bad and mean wizard."
*Destruction 100*
Harry said savagely
Can’t come back from that one
😱
cammiecookies MEGA K.O
MoonNoodlesTV no❤️
5:33 i was rubbing my eyes and couldnt see, so i thought they said
“Hermione has forgotten how to die”
BETTER
New fear unlocked: immortal hermione
love how they made Hermione sound like an 80-year-old man who has been smoking his whole life
“Voldemort, you’re a very bad and mean wizard”
*The Harry Potter series summed into one sentence*
"We're the only people who matter, he's never going to get rid of us."
That about covers it.
savage
i was your 1000th like yeey
Savage: 100
harry potter and the chamber is loaded
“I think it’s okay if you like me”
“Thank you very much”
10/10 dialogue
when someone flirts with me
“Thanks, you too”
This reminds me of certain interactions with NPCs, lol
@@Phoenixqueen77 oblivion
@@davidschi3762 Y e s.
Skyrim too, but not as bad..
And I haven't played Morrowind recently or enough to remember
“The Great Hall was filled with incredible moaning chandeliers”
One reason you appreciate being a muggle.
"The password was...*long pause*... BEEF WOMEN." This is so out of pocket lol.
_"He saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermionie's family."_
Damn right, just as I remember it.
hermiones*
I read this right as it was said... weird
Where
Yeah they keep a very good job at keeping to the cannon in the film version of Harry Potter and the mirror that appears to be made of ash when it comes to the family eating
just as any one would do in that situation
ron's ron shirt was just as bad as ron himself. a very rare insult
r/Rareinsults
@@tashkent561 beat me to it and i lost to you by 3 months
hmm yes
Scam Water? You beat me to your message by 1 day
@@khanhcai5106 u also beat me to ur message by 1 day
Time traveler: moves chair
harry potter:
'The castle grounds snarled with a magically magnified wind'
Okay, yeah, not correct but not bad. Maybe this AI thing won't be so bad.
'the sky was a great black ceiling, which was full of blood.'
I stand corrected lol.
"Voldemort, you're a very bad and mean wizard," Harry said calmly.
Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of fire, he said calmly.
HaRrYDiDjApUtChANaMeiNtHeGoBLeTOfFiRe Dumbledore asked *CALMLY*
*VOLDEMORTYOUREAVERYBADEANFMEANWIAZARAD* Harry said calmly
Hermione nodded encouragingly
Ron pushes his way in *_calmly._*
"Hey what's your wifi password?"
" *BEEF WOMAN* "
@Jean-Baptiste Couturier-Otis That's my google password wth
@Hunter Ellerman To easy, "R O N M A G I C" more like it
Oh yeah. Now im gonna make this my password
Bro what the fuck its my fortnite account password
@DJ RUclipsr TMJ **YOU HAVENT DONE YOUR DAILY GERMAN!** said duolingo bird holding bloody knife calmly
you know it's going to be good when there's a long pause before they read the next sentence
*BEEF WOMEN*
When an AI writes better fanfiction than humans
@Naomi :) you two are both speaking in “Fax” language
I agree with you. I have seen things I wish to unsee.
yes. there are many things i have read which i would like to rip out of my head at blend to a fine powder, then discard the powder into an active volcano.
"They looked at the door, screaming about how closed it was"
*wheeeeze*
Sorry man, 69 likes already, I can't like this
*brendon urie laughing manically in the background*
@@elise6557 "BLOODY HELL THE DOORS CLOSED ALROIT!!"
loool
alex McCormick WHAT I WAS THINKING
"Harry tore his eyes from his head and threw them into the forest"
He must have been looking for something.
YTSunny if I can't see Voldemort then Voldemort can't see me.
Hardcore
Hi again SMM good person
He did feel an overreaction
Tearing your eyes from your head and throwing them into the forest as soon as you see someone is a pretty savage way of calling them ugly ngl
"If you two can't clump happily, I'm going to get aggressive!" Hermione said 'calmly'
“BEEF WOMEN”, Hermione cried calmly
Ron's Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself
Ron was going to be spiders.
**Dumbledore asked calmly.**
@@TheMCMultitasker and cut him in half with a chainsaw *calmly*
I ligit want to find and buy this book for the laughs
This sounds like the dream a harry potter fan would have when they're on drugs.
I want this dream right now
Honestly seems like a dream I have had
Its like ..........reality shifting but you'd been on tumblr before hand
@@starfleetcomm 6:31 true
@@starfleetcomm flashbacks to my friend doing 🍃 before shifting
“The only sounds drifting from Hagrid’s hut were the disdainful shrieks of his own furniture.” The AI coming at Hagrid’s weight lol.
This sounds like a dream you have before waking up, realizing you're late for school, and only realizing how weird it was after you're already in bed again at night
'An AI can't write a good story'
AI: hold my Hermione dipped in hot sauce
lol..
1000th like
XD
are you worried about computers becoming too smart
nah me neither
Dont forget the mud~!
Ron is doing a tap dance; as soon as he saw Harry, he began eating Hermione's family
*_Perfect_*
You mean delicious
You mean prefect
Luxurious03
Must’ve been the dream spiders
He must of been making a horcrux being scared Harry was going to kill him.
Speech 100
My favorite quote from a book:
“Magic: it was something that Harry Potter thought was very good.”
i love how voldemort was all "um dude wtf" but *harry could not see anything in the moment*
_"Ron's Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself."_
Damn, way to roast Ron.
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
JK Rowling: "WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!"
Charles the French yes
mmm yus
i see you are a man of culture aswell
Oh. Charles the French
This is how she's gonna write the third fantastic beast
“What’s your favorite Harry Potter book?”
“Oh, Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash is so good! 😊”
I'm rooting for Voldemort and the homoerotic death eaters.
*Harry did not like to think about birds.*
*You are Hagrid now.*
*Harry fucking hated those shitty ass birbs*
*The dark arts better be worried, oh boy*
@@jamesmartin6851 *T H E P I G O F H U F F L E P U F F*
Harry was never the same after Hedwig's death
What to do when Voldemort is behind you:
Run: ❌
Fight: ❌
Feel a great overreaction: ✅
Tear your eyes from your head and throw them into a forest: ✅
Didn't he tear out voldemorts eyes.
@@MouldMadeMind no
Sigma grindset
I would just start eating Hermione's family just saying
4:55 LoL 🤣🤣🤣
"We're the only people wo matter, he's never going to get rid of us." In a way that's actually a perfectly accurate portrayal of the books.
I'm impressed. The AI is more intelligent than I thought. It understands that Harry cannot see after he threw away his eyes.
Me: Mom, can we get Harry Potter?
Mom: We have Harry Potter at home.
Harry Potter at home:
underrated comment.
I don't see the problem
Yar mom's right, this shit better than what ya get in regular shops
This needs more likes
The best part is when they ate Hermione's family
Person: what is your favorite Harry Potter book?
Me: Harry Potter and the portrait of what looked like a large pile of ash
same
What, it is mine Too
True. The story is kinda confusing, but it's definitely funnier than othee Harty Potter books. That's why i love it so much
i like your profile pic. also i would say the same thing my dad read this to me and my brother....
Same
"It seems like the death eaters are the good guys" They forgot how to magic. BEAMS OF LIGHT SHOT OUT OF THEIR HEADS?
Had me laughing so hard.
Imagine Draco is just awkwardly sitting at the meeting, hating every second of it....and all he hears from outside is
"BEEF WOMEN"
When the AI suddenly starts writing Death Eater fanfiction.
It's hot
It's the only well written thing
500th like
Like 1000
You're welcome. *tips hat*
It seems Harry and Co. are baddies.
it’s 2am and I’m cackling like a witch
Saw your 2 comments separately hahajs
The bit about birds is especially hilarious considering the British slang.
I was waiting for them to mention that and it was a little disappointing they didn’t connect the dots that Harry is a homosexual in this universe
JK Rowling will declare this canon any day now
Agreed
Any day now...
its better than her tweets
Patience
Soon
“Ron’s Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself”
“To Harry, Ron was a loud, slow, and soft bird. Harry did not like to think about birds.”
Well, someone doesn’t like Ron.
Ron: Throws wand
Harry: "He's the handsome one."
Ron: Flinches
Harry: "Not so handsome now”
Remember he ate Hermoine's family though 0_0
@Dylan Barnes dipping someone in hot sauce is not comparable to eating someone’s family.
@@starcat1874 Hermione has been through a lot though
Timestamp for the second quote?
*Still better story than the cursed child*
I knew someone would comment this
True
"Harry... you have your mother's eyes...."
"I DON'T WANT THEM"
Person: "So, have you read Harry potter?"
Me: "Yes."
Person: "What book did you read?"
Me: *"Yes."*
"Harry Potter and the portrait of what looked like a large pile of ash"
*m o a n i n g c h a n d e l i e r s*
@@justwoosh "Oh, I read Harry Potter and the Moaning Chandeliers. It's a good book, you should read it too."
Luckypugamer *B E E F W O M E N*
I read 'Harry Potter and the portrait of what looked like a pile of ash'
"Voldemort raised his eyebrows"
Unfortunately, Voldy does not possess the ultimate power of raising his eyebrows. Because he doesn't have any.
Makes it all the more funny 😂
Now that is expert talk right there
404: eyebrows not found.
F in the chat for Voldemort
F
People: AI is going to rule the world.
AI:
this vid truly was ahead of its time
“The spiders - they want me to tap dance” 😂
"i don't want to tap dance"
"you tell those spiders, ron"
**tap dances and turns into a spider
Ah yes, the most underrated character in the HP series:
*Mr. Staircase*
“*Locked*”
“*Locked*”
"*Locked*"
"*Locked*"
"*Locked*"
"Sup Ron?"
"Sup Harry... are you a ghost now?"
"Yea, apparently...what are you up to?"
"Just eating Hermione's family"
"Cool"
What about Ron magic?
“Ron, stop eating my family.”
@@Kiwi-rm5qf No.
@Komaru Naegi *cries very loud*
@Hermione Granger-Weasley IMPOSTER!!!
It’s scary how 5 years ago AI was like this and now AI is so lifelike
Well, AI now won't even let you generate stuff that is copyrighted like this, unless you can run your own model, so I'm not sure how much of an improvement that is.
Let’s adapt this book into a movie and reunite the cast of the Harry Potter movies to act it out. I think Daniel Radcliffe would really fit this version of Harry just like the old one. Plus I want to hear Emma Watson yell “BEEF WOMEN”.
With that 80 year old smoker voice
Ron eating Hermione's family:
Hermione's dentist parents: sTOp! thiS cAnt bE gOoD fOr yOuR tEETh!
a dentist a day
keeps toothrot away.
but two are to much
teeth turn into sludge
@Eric Lee Mario?
@KALEB KEENAN but only in may
STOP STOP STOP YOUR GOING TO TAKE YOUR TEETH OUT, BESIDES YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
@@schwarzeseis4031 💀
"BEEF WOMEN," Hermione cried.
Best line if you ask me.
"Harry could tell that Voldemort was standing right behind him.
HE FELT A COMPLETE OVERREACTION."
Umm... excuse me, exactly HOW CLOSE was Voldemort standing behind Harry?!
No wonder Harry tore his own eyes out...
AYOOOO..
I spat water all over the PC from laughing
Death Eaters: I like you very much
* kiss on the cheeks *
The main trio: "TORE HIS OWN EYES AND THREW THEM IN THE FOREST" "EATING HERMIONE'S FAMILY" "DIPPED HIS FACE IN MUD"
**Proceeds to fall down the stairs for the rest of the summer**
@@jasonchiu272 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You mean Her?
@@jasonchiu272 lmaao
@@SomeStickmanGuy no, hermione dipped Voldemort's face in mud
Ron saw Harry,
*and immediately began to eat Hermoine’s family*
Idk, sounds pretty gay
Idk man, seems kinda gay to me
Muggles should be eaten
@@justina9914 Just try telling that to Arthur Weasley
relatable
Ron looked at the doorknob and then looked at hermione with *S E A R I N G P A I N*
Shout out to Mr. Staircase, who showed up to say literally one word to confirm Ron's theory
accurate things to the books:
-randomly bringing up how non-magic the dursleys are
-randomly going to Hagrids hut
-random inanimate objects are alive
-green light
-mr staircase
-crazy amazing things in the great hall
Ron, Hermione and Harry being rather self-aware they won't get expelled because they are the protagonists in the story.
@@DarkAngelEU what did you do?
@@cadenceolivia6304 Nothing. They made me.
ron was going to be spiders. *_he just was_*
He wasn't proud of it, but it would be very hard to not have his entire body be covered with spiders after all is said and done.
Madison Brooks
*"Look," said Hermione." Obviously there are loads of Death Eaters in the castle. Let's listen in on their meetings."*
MMMMMMmmM
han. I AM SPIDERS NOW
It's quite the tragedy - Ron cannot control his spider ability.
It reminds me of an old tale passed on from hundreds of years ago:
"Spider-Man, Spider-Man,
Does whatever a spider can."
- Mahatma Gandhi, 1337 BC
This was 5 years ago.... wonder what it would come up with now... 😂
"Not so handsome now" thought Harry as he dipped Hermione in hot sauce
friend: OMG I HAD A DREAM WHERE I WAS GETTING MARRIED
my dreams:
Relatable, life in unfair
My dreams look like the strawberry fields forever music video
In my dreams I violently die every time, but in a different way
My dreams lately have been avatar themed ( avatar the last air bender) I was a water bender then I was an airbender...
YALL today i had a dream about murdering 3 children.
It's only a matter of time before J.K. reveals that Ron was actually always a soft bird...
Lol
A gay one too
Lmao
What about Ron magic?
and destined to become spiders (though he's not proud of it)
"Magic: it was something Harry potter thought was very good"
Speech +100
3:41 this story has turned into a fan fiction 😂
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
I need "He saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermione's family" on a coffee mug
Great way to start the day
I just need one that says *BEEF WOMEN*
And fill it with hot sauce and dip Hermione in it.
If the rest of her family was dead, how long did she expect to survive?
All of you, make a custom one.
That’s gonna be my yearbook quote
The death eater scene was genuinely wholesome
I can't help to imagine smol chibi death eaters holding hands and blushing at each other's compliments.
@@quadpad_music bruh XD
@@quadpad_music aww
"I think it's okay if you like me." said one death eater.
"Thank you very much." replied the other.
The first death eater confidently leaned forward to plant a kiss on his cheek.
"Oh! Well done!" said the second as his friend stepped back again.
All the other death eaters clapped politely.
Yep