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- Опубликовано: 6 авг 2024
- i never had this much fun making a video in my entire life man
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I DID NOT MAKE THESE. I DIDN'T WRITE THE BOT THAT WRITES THESE.
Reminder:
I took the .jpegs from @KeatonPatti on Twitter.
I didn't do any machine learning or what have you to generate these.
The writer also didn't to any machine learning to write these. People are gullible.
@@epajarjestys9981 You can use "rytr" if you're in disbelief of how AI can write.
@@matheushenrique1395 Okay, I will try. Thanks.
"We moist stop"
"It is the hour of sex and everything is hard."
This is brilliant.
We should stop saying"Lets have sex" And normalize "Its the hour of sex and everything is hard"
I see this as a literal discord bio
@@kamikazefilmproductions done.
Shakespeare cant hold a candle to this highly intelligent and elegantly phrases. He is just a mere amateur writer of the english language amd wishes his full potential could be half as great as W.R.T.R the AI of literature
But what if the milf comes home?
"The Milf joins for a way-of-three. All clothing on the planet disappears."
This ai just wrote the plot of kill la kill
YES
Nice
It's accurate
elaborate?
please elaborate
18 is math. Woman has learned.
Big no ledge
The greatest character arc in fiction.
This has the energy of " apes together strong"
Students when they're at the computer lab and they're justifying playing Cool Math Games
the most advanced type of math a woman has ever learned
"Thousands of fish run around breaking all the rules. No arrests are made."
So the ocean is anarchist?
Anywhere without permanent human residents is an anarchist utopia.
there are many benefits to being a marine biologist
But... that's not what Anarchism stands for. 🤦♂️
Always has been.
Have to ask the Fish about all of that. The Fish are the experts of living in the sea. Be sure to get a good sample of responses....
I would pay to hear someone say in csi "I want my lawyer i want your lawyer i want infinity lawyers!"
It's a very good line!
It has to be read in Jonah Jameson's voice.
I would watch a full season of Good Cop, Brad Cop
And the lawyer ground
Crime Freak is the best-written, most iconic villain in any TV show I've ever seen.
@@haillobster7154 he is making an army of lawyers to conquer the world
Brad Cop is best cop
Brad cop better be dressed like the Chad meme guy
"Brad cop is dressed bradly" Holy crap, did it make a pun?!
We moist stop
They're evolving.
Alfred, Batman's loyal batler, carries a tray of goth ham.
@@axolotium “Eat a dinner, mattress Wayne.”
@@joaquinm9148 Alfred, give birth to robin.
I hate it when the ground just becomes a lawyer
It always gets a secretary man!!
@@qExAi5 why don't we get secretarys
@@ModernPict because we're not lawyers
I raised it to be a doctor!
Is this some kind of stoner fantasy/acid trip arrest? The cops are like "we can't talk to you until your lawyer gets here." Then the suspect is like, "nah man my lawyers all around us right now. 's'all good man."
5:11 I appreciate the sense of continuity, how the AI remembered the ground did become a lawyer, and even ended up building that plot point by saying that it has a secretary.
Psst the part about the AI is a lie, these are completely human written
@@patchey8019 Proof?
@@patchey8019 Proof?
@@THExRISER Proof is clear as day. An AI can't possibly watch a movie and then write a script on it. It can watch a movie and make a movie based on it (although probably not very well. And it can read a script and make its own script based on that. It even says on BoredPanda: "We've all read things written by bots; their thoughts are funny but usually doesn't make any sense. So when a talented writer and comedian, Keaton Patti, posted several TV show scripts on her Twitter account claiming that the bot did the script writing, people began suspecting that something was off and a plot twist they got.
Of course, they were right. There's no artificial intelligence bot which has the ability to watch the video and produce scripts based on that video material, yet. So, as it turns out, the AI behind these hilarious scripts is the comedian himself."
Plus, we can see in the video the reasons it's fake. Why did Bad Cop mysteriously get changed to Brad Cop? I know the AI wouldn't be perfect, but would it seriously make that mistake by accident?
@@dragonmanover9000 I'll admit, you make a fair point, OP didn't even bother citing which AI he used for this.
As a kid born and raised in michigan, I vividly remember when Crime Freak kidnapped Lake Michigan to death. It was a horrible tragedy
R.I.P
AHH I'M LAUGHING...........
Didn't Lake Michigan caught on fire or something?
@@TheBetter_LeechPilot I’m also from Michigan you must not laugh at tragedy or I will call the m.l.v.s Michigan lake veterans service.
@@harrypootis9519 😂
"The Circle of Life is a Bermuda Triangle."
Words to live by.
Because people die in it
@@e5858 oh
For real!!
"The octopus is an ink beast. The pen come to life. Evolution proof."
Actually kinda scary how close this comes to being a philosophical description rather than pure inanity.
A very Steve Dikto sort of take, don’t you think?
well i guess taking the octopus ink (a natural gift, from a beast) to do something so incredible as is writte (by a human, a smart being) with a pen, is sorta an allegory of how the primal can change to be advanced, as the evolution process.
or we are over thinking, whatever, still cool how we can see deep ideas in a few of words.
It's actually quite poetic
@W Shiflet cos its written by a computer and sounds like its by a human
I was one like away from granting you the 1k mark
"I'm so Brad at you. So Brad" would be a great buddy cop comedy catchphrase.
"Canned laughter"
The ground is a lawyer.
I know this because ground has secretary
So it has grounds to sue everyone walking on it?
The jury is too sober
"The jury is too sober"
Best line imo
That's The Ground speaking.
Sounds like a line from Better Call Saul lol
I couldn’t breathe at *BRAD COP*
My stomach hurts so much
He is dressed bradly.
I’m so brad at all these brad puns
Objection! the jury is too sober.
“The police show” skit is LITERALLY just an excuse for the AI to make NUMEROUS brad puns
"THE OCEAN IS WHERE RAIN DIES !"
- A screaming scientist
And nobody believes him. But he will prove that they were wrong FOR CALLING HIM MAD!
for some reason I didn't start laughing until "they are paid to be wet"
That line also fits in the first segment!
@@couchmaster3773 yeah...
But the moist stop
"we have to give you the deaf penalty"
*Blasts Turbines in both your ears*
I never knew the ocean is hydrogen and oreos....you learn something new every day
It was also invented the same year I was born!
@@ohifonlyx33 not to nitpick but it was built that year but first patented in 1931.
So from this we can say that the octopus likes Oreos...and is very wealthy.
The O in H2O stands for Oreo
"I'm so Brad at you" sounds like something a white jock teenager in a high school sitcom made in the 1990s-2000s would say
*I am soggy with knowledge*
"It is where rain dies." Man AI's can think of such awesome quotes.
Ship of Theseus move aside. We have a new, improved parable with which to examine the essence of identity and continuity.
This was the moment when the monkeys came up with actual Shakespeare. So beautiful.
i love how the ground just becomes a character halfway through
"The octopus is an ink beast, the pen come to life"
Pretty much correct
Evolution Proof
It sounds like a Blake or Whitman line, it's beautiful.
"They are paid to be wet." I KNEW it. The only reason an octopus would exist in the ocean with eight legs is if it was paid 8 million dollars.
one million for each leg
Ok but " the ocean is where rain dies" is pretty deep
Well yes the ocean is quite deep so it'd only make sense
Also the statement is kinda false since a lot of rain is also born in the ocean through evaporation
"Fish die on dry land, but in ocean they also die"
~ _Sun Tzu, The Art of War_
People in 1993:
D R Y
"This bitch dry, Y E E T"
OK but "the employees of the sea, sea turtles, sea horses, sea gorillas" Almost made me choke on my drink that's actually well written comedy and it's completely acedental.
AI writers can write good lovecraftian fiction
“I’m getting soggy with the knowledge. 🤤💦” 🤣
History in a nutshell:
1497- History begins
0- Man is killed for being too popular
1926- Earth is round
1994- The ocean is built
2021- The hour of sex is created
30 seconds: I can't breathe.
2 mins: I'm snorting and laughing.
5 mins: I'm kneeling on the floor holding my back and crying from laughing
4 minutes in and I'm almost dead
@@analothor u good bro? its over 5 mins long... :(
@@_JoeVer 💀
@@analothor omg omg im so sorry... someone get the medic here!
Rewatch: I'M CREAMING
"The circle of life in the ocean is a Bermuda Triangle." Very wise bots, these. Profound life advice.
I think that's also a George Clinton lyric.
4:30
"I found Prince!"
"Nononono, *Finger*prints"
"I don't think so."
A fellow animaniac, nice
You are my stepsister. We moist stop. What if the milk comes home?
Milf is legend. Is not real.
I think I've never laughed this hard while being alone 😭😭😭
I was about to comment how weirdly poetic "It is where rain dies." was but then came good cop, brad cop 💀
Also kinda sweet how the AI made clear that the girl was 18 and that 18 is math.
"in the future, entertainment will be randomly generated."
Suffice to say this is the future
W E E D E A T E R
That one didn’t age quite so well
I like how liquid lawyer makes everything it touches a lawyer and how the floor’s law firm is already growing.
"her breasts scream with shock" sounds like something you would find in r/menwritingwomen
Damn near pissed myself laughing at this, you have achieved ultimate comedy.
I can't say that I laughed at the suggestion that manatees used to be octagons, I just immediately ran out of breath and screamed so hard I woke up my cat in the next room.
I would've loved to see that. 😹
3000 hours for five and a half minutes of content, and I was crying laughing the whole time. Someone needs to do a crappy Flash... err, whatever has replaced Flash... animation of this. It would be amazing.
Im crying
The music gets angry
I always enjoy a cup of fresh-squeezed lawyers.
Oh, I remember the days before 1994... That what we know as ocean was just an endless abyss... Now look at that....! Thanks a lot, Jimmy Carter, for giving us the ocean!
Imagine forcing a bot to watch a hundred hours of various philosophies
If someone told me of a woman who was half mom half cougar half coed half foot I would assume she were just a legend too.
I would pay real money to see just one well acted episode of Good Cop, Brad Cop
BRAD COP!
That octopus is flexing hard, 8 milli for each leg???
1M for each leg actally
_thanosandhisinfinitylawyers_
bigtyrone let’s all clam down
Thanos: “My client is only suing for half the money.”
O
when the ground became a character I lost it entirely
I firmly stand by the opinion that this is actually the greatest video on RUclips.
Would anybody like a cup of freshly squeezed......lawyers?
Me
I was crying by the first minute oh my goodness these bots. SOGGY WITH KNOWLEDGE
I-- is this what a having a fever dream awake feels like?
"Fish die on dry land, but in the pcean they also die. These fish are a school, where homework is to live."
Damn, that AI just went on something much deeper than I thought it would...
Wait, is it real, do you really have an Space Engineers Pfp? nice d: Always nice to find someone who likes SE too, awesome game.
The fact that this was narrated with an Eastern European accent makes it so much more sarisfying
"I'm getting soggy with the knowledge" is my new life motto.
U dont wanna mess with those sea gorillas...lmao
The ground is my lawyer, that's surprisingly deep 0.o
The police show is just r/boneappletea
The ocean is where the rain dies.
Much deepness many thoughts
Octopus has 8 million dollars. Tuna has 0 million dollars.
In this world, you're either an octopus or a tuna. Which one are you?
I'm a squid
@@itz_koki You mean an Ink Beast?
Would you please make another one? Please and thank you! My all time favorite video.
For real! The way he reads it, the pauses, and the laughter make it unbearably funny!
Literally
I feel joy after witnessing a video that channels the same semi-chaotic energy as BoatMurdered. It was inevitable.
Now I have to check BoatMurdered out
There needs to be an animated version of Good Cop, Brad Cop
Get it to read the Bible. All versions.
Including a Torah in Hebrew.
"The Jury is too sober"
Sigh, They always are bot... sadly they always are
The whole vid was brilliant, but for some reason the thing that had me belly laughing the longest was 'sea gorillas' 🤣🤣 dont know why, that just caught me off guard
"We have finger prince"
Animaniacs, is that you?
The way of three is legendary.. I'm gonna start calling it _the way of three_
This sounds like it was written in a Russian dialect
This is now a new sub-genre on Hub
4:13 I am become Lawyer, the objector of worlds
Crime Freak sounds like the title of an 80's cyberpunk manga/anime series
This is deep, it has lawyers.
For some reason I love the way you say "milf" in your accent
THANK YOUUU FOR UPLOADING THIS LMAOO
a lot of the bot produced content ive seen so far seemed to be heavily edited by humans to be cohesive. i want the mess, its beautiful, perfect and makes it even funnier.
We really need these animated 😂😂😂
"We zoom in on octopus. It has 8 legs and 8 million dollars"
I CANT
Ocean was built in 1994? Man that shit as old as me
octopus has eight legs
*and has 8 million dollars*
1:45
"It is where rain dies"
You know, I never thought of it like that, but that's exactly right.
Imagine what it was like in 1993 before the ocean was built...
"We have all the evidence we need to give you the deaf penalty."
Brad cop elbows Crime Freak in both ears.
Haven't laughed + cried that hard in a long time 😂 please make more these are just too bloody good!! 🙏
PLEASE DO MORE! PLEASE! It's too fun!
"A shark stabs an electronic eel. Electronics pour out of eel"
Genius.
I'm imagining a movie with Bradly Cooper as Brad Cop and Gary Oldman as Crime Freak.
"I WANT MY LAWER! I WANT YOUR LAWYER! I WANT INFIIIIINITYYYYYY LAWYEEEERS!"
"These fish are a school where homework is to live"
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE
Thank you. I needed a laugh. And I laughed harder than I have in years. You need to do this all the time. Don't change the format at all. Get your own 8 million dollars!! You fucking rule!!
Ahhhh there's nothing better than a cup of freshly squeezed lawyers in the morning
Here from Frost Prime, this was brilliant, I laughed even harder than Frost. Liked and subscribed, 10/10 will watch many times more. +42 internets to you.
This is one of the best videos out there. I want more. I am so Brad at you not making more, so Brad!
I was not prepared for how funny this would be, choked on my water, and nearly threw up.
15/10
Well, I can assure you this jury is most definitely not sober and laughed my head of the whole video, this was awesome!!