Reading Sims Patch Notes #2 [WITH FACECAM]

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  • @kerfuffle5722
    @kerfuffle5722 6 лет назад +12061

    *when you realize he knows literally nothing about the Sims*

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 6 лет назад +342

      e x a c t l y

    • @evangelinewood3325
      @evangelinewood3325 6 лет назад +370

      Kerfuffle
      IKR? I don't want to seem insensitive, but I was a little annoyed by that.

    • @reecehunter7
      @reecehunter7 6 лет назад +86

      I kinda already made a comment that’s basically the same thing, this is still kinda original tho

    • @smalls1485
      @smalls1485 6 лет назад +353

      “Spin into their clothes”

    • @kerfuffle5722
      @kerfuffle5722 6 лет назад +234

      Oh heck it was pinned. My cover has been blown, I must flee.

  • @enchaentaed
    @enchaentaed 6 лет назад +4855

    once in sims child protective services came to take my baby but my baby caught on fire so they kinda just stood there until the baby died then left

    • @Jordan-gb3yr
      @Jordan-gb3yr 5 лет назад +1136

      my child was literally on fire and then, sensing she was burning alive, child protective services came. Funniest thing about this whole thing, is that the second they walked in, they avoided my baby (laying by the stove) and got a glass of water. They drank water in front of a burning baby.

    • @alyssasalmon4883
      @alyssasalmon4883 4 года назад +206

      Excuse me wtf?

    • @1964worldfair
      @1964worldfair 4 года назад +54

      we have the same pfp

    • @katz1786
      @katz1786 4 года назад +36

      wtf HAHAHA lel

    • @chalkwarrior5542
      @chalkwarrior5542 4 года назад +38

      Jesus christ

  • @Willoshi
    @Willoshi 6 лет назад +1127

    "Sims who have drowned will spin into their clothes when interacting with the grim reaper."
    Translation for PM Seymour: The sims will do a Wonder Woman clothes-change type spin, to be clothed, when they meet the Grim reaper.

    • @philipjohnston5822
      @philipjohnston5822 Год назад +27

      They need to be clothed before they go to the Afterlife. They're being polite to all the other ghosts.

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 Год назад +7

      Well that's different. I've known Sims to just permanently wear whatever they were in when they died. That means that if it was a pool "accident", they'll always be in their swimwear. :P

    • @Sephade
      @Sephade Год назад +9

      ​@@robinchesterfield42it's because it's referencing "Skinny dipping" which means they aren't swimming normally but are swimming naked. So they just want them to have clothing on at all before going to the afterlife.

  • @OmniGundam777
    @OmniGundam777 6 лет назад +5953

    The plumbob is the name of the diamond thing above their head.

  • @OcarinaT1
    @OcarinaT1 6 лет назад +411

    "Sims... will no longer have their needs frozen."
    Most likely refers to eating, sleeping, bathing, and using the toilet. Basically, students that skip would become somewhat immortal, incapable of dying from hunger or sleep deprivation.

  • @dream_ruiner8777
    @dream_ruiner8777 6 лет назад +8105

    It's really funny to see a non sims player read these, because most of these are just regular occurrences in sims.

    • @nataliaborys1554
      @nataliaborys1554 6 лет назад +395

      Dream_Ruiner Yeah, like, I once had a lag where my toddler sim got stuck in babysitter's arms and I had to reset the babysitter to free the kid

    • @Br44n5m
      @Br44n5m 6 лет назад +266

      Funny, my sims babysitter left while the mom was at the hospital giving birth and nobody could go home and feed the toddler so I had to kill the babysitter

    • @sophibear9023
      @sophibear9023 6 лет назад +57

      True haha listening to him reading these like lol...I've seen weirder shit every time I play the game😂

    • @TheFox517
      @TheFox517 6 лет назад +35

      I wish something that strange hapenned to me. I just get glitched out vampires with normal needs instead of purple ones.

    • @ice_bead
      @ice_bead 6 лет назад +59

      Yeah, my babysitter took my baby to the ocean and dropped her in it, and went fishing.

  • @unnamedaxolotl
    @unnamedaxolotl 4 года назад +2891

    "Plumbob...??? Are you talking about private parts...???"
    Ah yes the sims feel pleasure when you touch that floaty green thing above their head.

    • @xxamyxsonicxx10
      @xxamyxsonicxx10 4 года назад +375

      But...but...what if they actually do?

    • @kamiwusch9178
      @kamiwusch9178 4 года назад +210

      @@xxamyxsonicxx10 r/holup

    • @jokinghazard2312
      @jokinghazard2312 4 года назад +25

      @@kamiwusch9178 plumbob

    • @railbaron1
      @railbaron1 3 года назад +123

      Why did they call it a plumbob though? Why is the thing that signifies that you are in Direct Control of a Sim named for a tool used to give a vertical reference line in construction?

    • @xxamyxsonicxx10
      @xxamyxsonicxx10 3 года назад +30

      @@railbaron1 it do be like that sometimes

  • @kabelmarder2760
    @kabelmarder2760 6 лет назад +3427

    I think they they meant that the drowned Sim will put on clothes, so that it isn't constantly naked as a ghost

    • @SpiderHeadChris
      @SpiderHeadChris 6 лет назад +83

      Mad One Right, like they probably float and spin or literally stand and spin, and the clothes pop on.

    • @mlgsans6085
      @mlgsans6085 6 лет назад +81

      Just lieing on the ground and start spinning faster and stops with clothes on... All of this while dead

    • @0XBlondie96X0
      @0XBlondie96X0 6 лет назад +62

      That's what I was gonna say... though I'm kinda disappointed they did that. Having naked ghosts sounds hilarious lol

    • @andrewmichael9201
      @andrewmichael9201 6 лет назад +53

      Naked ghosts are scarier than fully clothed ghosts

    • @th3tawaves
      @th3tawaves 6 лет назад +30

      @@andrewmichael9201 oh dear Lord now I'm just imagining like. A haunted house. But aLL THE GHOSTS ARE NAKED.

  • @S-CB-SL-Animations
    @S-CB-SL-Animations 6 лет назад +719

    You've got to add the funniest one yet, Seymour! --> A meteor can hit a building, in which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching. Unless it is a School, in which Children are not allowed to leave, and will always die.

    • @artemisovo5621
      @artemisovo5621 3 года назад +140

      The meteor doesnt dismiss you, **I** do!

    • @lemonz4551
      @lemonz4551 3 года назад +5

      @@artemisovo5621 stapppp

    • @ph03n1xm9
      @ph03n1xm9 2 года назад +2

      Since children can't die in the sims and only be taken away by a social worker, this is definitely a fake update
      Still funny though

    • @friskdacatarchival
      @friskdacatarchival 2 года назад +11

      @@ph03n1xm9 Oh no no, they could die in Sims 1.

    • @PicelBoi
      @PicelBoi Год назад +3

      @@ph03n1xm9 And they can definitely die in later games as well.

  • @DavidAnderson-cw7oq
    @DavidAnderson-cw7oq 6 лет назад +1829

    Sims spin in order to change clothes, so the “spin into heir clothes” thing just means the ghosts will put clothes on while talking to the grim reaper

  • @ResidentEvilFan1123
    @ResidentEvilFan1123 6 лет назад +1820

    "The tentacles are friendly!"
    *I don't like where this is going.*
    "They won't try to enter certain orifices.."
    *SEYMOUR STOP*

    • @SilverScaleMA
      @SilverScaleMA 6 лет назад +79

      Well considering the animation when the tentacles do get you... I would say they probably do...

    • @S-CB-SL-Animations
      @S-CB-SL-Animations 6 лет назад +9

      😂😂😂

    • @godly4158
      @godly4158 5 лет назад +36

      They won’t try to fulfill certain pleasures of yours

    • @funeral_moshpit
      @funeral_moshpit 4 года назад +7

      Your profile pic matches the comment

    • @hope-eg2pk
      @hope-eg2pk 4 года назад +7

      @@godly4158 please _no-_

  • @fiend-off-the-grid
    @fiend-off-the-grid 5 лет назад +100

    The sims spin whenever changing clothes, it's intentional as it uses motion blur to obscure any specific changing motions

  • @danishqureshi8583
    @danishqureshi8583 6 лет назад +2746

    2:21
    If two pregnant women were to brawl, would it be two babies piloting mechs?

    • @samuelbowers5
      @samuelbowers5 6 лет назад +241

      Danish Qureshi. Why? Why did you make me think this? How could you?

    • @jasonbundy5078
      @jasonbundy5078 6 лет назад +175

      Danish Qureshi what the *fuck* did you just say

    • @qwertyram4598
      @qwertyram4598 6 лет назад +229

      Nah, it's more like two mechs are preparing to deploy drones

    • @drowsap8458
      @drowsap8458 6 лет назад +49

      The babies don't really know anything and aren't controlling their mothers so I'd say no.

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 6 лет назад +195

      If a pregnant woman swims,she is basically a human submarine

  • @UnorthodoxSoundwave.
    @UnorthodoxSoundwave. 4 года назад +183

    They weren't selling out on a DLC, you need The Sims 3 Island Paradise installed to _have houseboats._

  • @leonardobittencourt7285
    @leonardobittencourt7285 6 лет назад +2192

    You aren't a real pianist if you can't play a destroyed piano

    • @breanajordan3760
      @breanajordan3760 5 лет назад +28

      Leonardo Bittencourt this is a fact

    • @martyruth77
      @martyruth77 4 года назад +42

      I can confirm, I am a pianist and I play pianos that have been exploded on the regular.

    • @nerdygirlsrule2587
      @nerdygirlsrule2587 4 года назад +12

      @@martyruth77 Same.

    • @seuleement.
      @seuleement. 4 года назад +4

      NerdyGirlsRule I third this.

    • @gingercore69
      @gingercore69 4 года назад +6

      There is a famous pianist whi sctually played a piano while it was on fire

  • @that_one_doggo8391
    @that_one_doggo8391 4 года назад +1183

    “Pregnant woman shouldn’t have a fight”
    This is sims, men can get pregnant

  • @mr.meloetta1939
    @mr.meloetta1939 6 лет назад +2290

    What about _Egypt, China, or France_

    • @WyhattMP4
      @WyhattMP4 5 лет назад +29

      Chinese Chinese Chinese or Chinese
      Mexican Mexican Korean

    • @governor_explosion
      @governor_explosion 5 лет назад +75

      Mr. Meloetta There’s an expansion that lets you vacation in those three places, which is why they’re singled out.

    • @uneevee4397
      @uneevee4397 5 лет назад +1

      ben white I saw that video

    • @_lun4r_
      @_lun4r_ 4 года назад +8

      @@WyhattMP4 Chinese, Chinese, Chinese or Chinese
      Anything goes even Chinese!
      Long and chewy occasionally gooey, the best things in life taste good with chop suey, 8 minutes to boil and 2 minutes to eat, admit it kid y'know noodles can't be beat.

    • @indeepjable
      @indeepjable 4 года назад +6

      Egypt China Or France Will No Longer Be Oversized Plumbob Models

  • @ZacharyDietze
    @ZacharyDietze 5 лет назад +207

    “The Time Portal will no longer disappear when traveling to the future”
    *[Samurai Jack wants to know your location]*

    • @amaccoy
      @amaccoy 3 года назад +6

      I read this comment exactly as he said it! And I got confused for a moment because I didn't know why the voice in my head sounded different.

    • @lennonh.4173
      @lennonh.4173 3 года назад +2

      @@amaccoy DUDE ME TOO WTF!!!!

    • @Nsodnoajdjksl
      @Nsodnoajdjksl 3 года назад +2

      Location: Hell

  • @ThatOneLegendEmerald
    @ThatOneLegendEmerald 6 лет назад +898

    "Tentacles waved forever."
    I HAVE MANY QUESTIONS.

    • @emilyjay7844
      @emilyjay7844 6 лет назад +36

      ETMann it was a reeeeeaaally annoying glitch at the time, trust me

    • @Unisylvekitty
      @Unisylvekitty 6 лет назад +25

      It was a knife wielding tentacle

    • @tempestblackfire1459
      @tempestblackfire1459 6 лет назад +8

      UniSylveKitty We just need ed a willing volunteer to turn it off.

    • @TheFox517
      @TheFox517 6 лет назад +4

      O C E A N F A P

    • @Daelyah
      @Daelyah 5 лет назад +2

      Hermaeus Mora

  • @CreatorOfInsanity
    @CreatorOfInsanity 6 лет назад +135

    For some reason sims spin when changing clothes and after a sim dies they talk into the grim reaper. Therefore, it was never technically a glitch, it's simply that they didn't want sims being naked while talking to the grim reaper.

  • @emilyjay7844
    @emilyjay7844 6 лет назад +523

    The Murphy bed was supposed to have a slight chance of crushing your sim when they pulled it down, the glitch was that instead of your Sims getting crushed like 20% it was happening like 50% of the time.. Hence making it less lethal..
    I've been a huge Sims fan since Sims 1 games.. The patch notes in these videos cover Sims 3, so I've encountered and remember a lot of these glitches.
    Sims 4s patch notes are funny too but not like this.

    • @emilyjay7844
      @emilyjay7844 3 года назад

      @@malachiluna9777 bro i made that comment 2 years ago idk i was probably exaggerating its probably more like 10% either way that is technically les lethal that half the time

    • @malachiluna9777
      @malachiluna9777 3 года назад

      @@emilyjay7844 Well there was a comment only 2 months ago so it's not too late right?

    • @emilyjay7844
      @emilyjay7844 3 года назад

      @@malachiluna9777 ngl i didnt see thst one until i replied to you, sidenote its inaccurate, patch notes are free?

    • @malachiluna9777
      @malachiluna9777 3 года назад

      @@emilyjay7844 Can you restate that?

    • @beabzzbzz
      @beabzzbzz 3 года назад

      @@zephyrprime8 ikrrr

  • @exist_without_saving
    @exist_without_saving 6 лет назад +327

    Hey, I noticed you had a bit of trouble with understanding some of the patch notes, so allow me to give you a bit of context for some of them.
    2:36 - *Sims that drown while Skinny Dipping will now spin into their clothes while interacting with the Grim Reaper.* At least by a certain expansion pack before this patch, when Sims would skinny dip, they would leave their clothes in a pile by the pool/lake/hot tub and wouldn't be able to change at all until they got their clothes back or got some new ones (this was implemented so other Sims could steal the clothes). So, if they didn't spin into their clothes then they'd be stuck in the nude as a ghost, and when they start haunting the house, they'd scare off guests, grandkids, any Sim who doesn't wanna see the dead Sim like that (at least, I think... this is the one I'm least sure about.)
    4:35 - *Fixed an issue where fish placed in a Sim's inventory will no longer disappear when they travel back from a vacation world.* The Sims 3: World Adventures was the game's vacation pack, and it added the locations of Egypt, France and China as vacation spots. By classification of the game, these spots were essentially sub-worlds within each world. EAxis (EA/Maxis, the creators of the Sims series) had success when trying sub-worlds in the Sims 2, so they thought they could try it for the Sims 3 as well, but I think what may have happened was the unaccounted-for memory usage difference between the games, and while the vacation worlds worked pretty well, the problems surfaced when Sims returned to their neighborhood - items disappearing, crashes, even duplicate and disappearing household Sims - which quickly became a common sign that your neighborhood was corrupted.
    5:43 - *Fixed an issue where Sims could not collect space rocks.* Sadly no, Sims cannot travel to the moon (yet... I'm hoping for it). Space rocks had something to do with alien invasion, I believe (it's been long enough where I can't remember, but they're found on Earth.
    6:34 - *Sims that skip class activities or lecture halls will no longer have their needs frozen.* You were right in assuming that's Sims terminology - Needs are the meters that tell us if the Sim is hungry or needs a shower, etc.
    9:39 - *The Murphy Bed has been made less lethal.* This is my favorite one. The Murphy Bed is a Sims staple for both Sims 2 and Sims 3, made available in the latter by the University Life Expansion Pack. The lethal element, as it was a fold-out-of-the-wall bed, was that there was a chance your Sim would be crushed beneath the bed when they brought it down from the wall. This chance was originally far too high, so this patch lowered it.
    And, even though I've seen other people say it already,the plumbob is the diamond above the active Sim's head.
    Hope this was helpful!

    • @xBloodxFangx
      @xBloodxFangx 5 лет назад +42

      Missed 7:27: *Alien Abductions have been disabled on Houseboats if The Sims Island Paradise is installed*
      Its not a cop-out, you cant even have a houseboat unless the expansion is installed. Yet somehow they were happening... on houseboats, with the expansion not even installed? Plus it is sort of silly for the abductions to happen on the houseboats anyway.

    • @adrianposkonka8331
      @adrianposkonka8331 4 года назад +11

      Space rocks are meteorites and aren't really linked to aliens (aside from aliens being attracted to them and using the meteorites to replenish their brainpower)

    • @clockworkpotato9892
      @clockworkpotato9892 3 года назад

      Can't you get the Murphy bed in Sims 4.

    • @willarooo
      @willarooo 3 года назад +2

      @@clockworkpotato9892 yes you can! you can also die from it!

    • @CaseyShontz
      @CaseyShontz 3 года назад +6

      That Murphy bed one is hilarious 😂- I don’t play sims but I just looked up what Murphy beds are and the suggested questions were all like “can Murphy beds kill you?? Has anyone died from a Murphy bed???”

  • @avery1093
    @avery1093 6 лет назад +1718

    Those are some hardcore pianists

    • @liamwhite3522
      @liamwhite3522 6 лет назад +16

      Or Loonie Tunes characters.
      ruclips.net/video/h1rXcm2mbKI/видео.htmlm16s

    • @micahalaizaaraojo-eusena7866
      @micahalaizaaraojo-eusena7866 6 лет назад +6

      Avery BigMess or even Eurovision contestants (Im looking at you Austria 2015!)

    • @zekeram129
      @zekeram129 6 лет назад +7

      Avery BigMess They just want to play Those Endearing Young Charms

    • @dumbassweeb5702
      @dumbassweeb5702 6 лет назад +7

      Avery BigMess I respect you because of one thing and it’s not this comment... IT’S BECAUSE OF THE SANDERS SIDES PROFILE PICTURE!!!!!

    • @AbsoluteRadiance
      @AbsoluteRadiance 5 лет назад +3

      @@dumbassweeb5702 I agree

  • @numimio
    @numimio 4 года назад +80

    “A future where... EVERYTHING happens. I think that’s the future we’re headed to.” Oh, PM. Why must you be right about the BAD things?

  • @OmniGundam777
    @OmniGundam777 6 лет назад +308

    Needs are the stats like bladder, hunger, fun etc. If they are frozen, that means that they won’t change.

    • @boocrimson7720
      @boocrimson7720 6 лет назад +21

      OmniGundam777 Yes! You could have gone without sleeping forever! My sim would have been able to achieve what I could not.

    • @SilverScaleMA
      @SilverScaleMA 6 лет назад +3

      Yeah, that glitch could either be good or bad...

    • @GamingMasterAnthony
      @GamingMasterAnthony 5 лет назад +1

      Silver Scale Productions never understood how it was a glitch, I mean there’s a cheat that freezes the need bars anyways. (In the sims 4 at least, I would have loved it in the sims 2 and 3 rather than always having to slide it back up.)

    • @samhainlegge9563
      @samhainlegge9563 4 года назад

      You can use satisfaction points to buy traits that freeze individual traits in sims 4

    • @OmniGundam777
      @OmniGundam777 4 года назад

      Little Herobrine that’s in 3 too

  • @Emily-wq4dn
    @Emily-wq4dn 4 года назад +589

    “Especially if it’s a future where everything bad happens, which is probably the future we’re heading to”
    Hey look, Pat predicted 2020.

    • @Emperordgualica
      @Emperordgualica 3 года назад +20

      Good job *laughs while slowly dying on the inside*

    • @disasterducky
      @disasterducky 3 года назад +16

      We need to let him know he's one of the Tumblr time travellers

    • @faultyblender3590
      @faultyblender3590 3 года назад +3

      Some would say the election results defy that.

    • @CallumDowney
      @CallumDowney 3 года назад +2

      Came down to the comments to find one like this.

    • @hsmacaraig
      @hsmacaraig 3 года назад +1

      IKRSDKJFSFD WHEN HE SAID THAT I SCREAMEDDSHFSDSDSD

  • @sugibaum
    @sugibaum 6 лет назад +376

    Now I want to see what the sims was like when these glitches, errors, and stuff wasn’t fixed.

    • @tallahriehl8220
      @tallahriehl8220 6 лет назад +79

      Imagine the hell of a game freezing every ten seconds, your characters disappearing into the unknown, and actual game mechanics that just flat out don't work, and multiply it by cancer. Ball cancer. That is what the game was like.

    • @SilverScaleMA
      @SilverScaleMA 6 лет назад +11

      Yeah... what he said... It still has moments like that.

    • @M1ST3RFOX
      @M1ST3RFOX 6 лет назад +8

      Leafstormz :3 these things were what we called normal back then.

    • @RenShinomiya121
      @RenShinomiya121 5 лет назад +13

      @@tallahriehl8220 because every expansion packs contain a whole lot of stuff to do, even more than what you've expected from the theme. it causes glitches everytime you install almost all of them altogether.
      game doesn't even know what it's doing at times (especially the world adventure expansion pack a.k.a the first and the most broken ep)

    • @alexbenavidez4500
      @alexbenavidez4500 5 лет назад +12

      The game is still a lot like this crazy shit now lol.
      You can't expect a game so huge, juggling so many variables to be seamless. These are just the patches that were most common problems they could fix
      They often still happen
      The game is a treat to play for these moments.
      I personally had half my entire town die due to a meteorite striking at graduation once
      A glitch that was also finally properly patched was the sims becoming permanently completely naked, if they showered in the three hours before work started
      No matter what you changed their outfit to, they would be forever naked (no genitals) until the game crashed
      During zombie outbreaks, the zombies turn into humans to get into cars ans drive from when it's raining
      When sleeping in tents in dungeons, my sims will sometimes fly off the map entirely
      I love this game so much.

  • @stishstash166
    @stishstash166 4 года назад +40

    “Sims will no longer occasionally flip or stutter when trying to walk through doorways”
    Bullshit, my Sims 3 game was fully patched and that still happened to me.

  • @blinky5247
    @blinky5247 6 лет назад +283

    7:46 They only patched out the ability for abductions to happen on houseboats - which only appear in Island Paradise. That means alien abduction is still possible anywhere else in the game.
    Also, the Murphy bed is lethal because it's one of those beds that folds up against the wall, and using it in-game has the chance of it falling and crushing your Sim.

    • @mex_I.M
      @mex_I.M 6 лет назад +2

      Why the hell bed in game is lethal chaiki ?

    • @RenShinomiya121
      @RenShinomiya121 5 лет назад +2

      @@mex_I.M rng bullshit for some of the cool items you can buy ingame, that somehow makes sense

    • @mex_I.M
      @mex_I.M 5 лет назад

      @@RenShinomiya121 eh i feel u. Althou i am not one to critique. I fueled shamefull amount of money on gacha games.

  • @sorbetsalut7933
    @sorbetsalut7933 4 года назад +203

    P.M: "a future in which everything bad happens"
    2020: *allow me to introduce myself*

  • @AbadonXXX
    @AbadonXXX 6 лет назад +505

    my brain broke a little the moment I heard the words “magical laundry bear”, I mean I know a bear needs to eat but still

    • @alexbenavidez4500
      @alexbenavidez4500 5 лет назад +25

      It's just a magical gnome lmao
      Looks like a regular teddy bear, is called Abracadabra and teleports around the lot if placed on it
      Can be found randomly when doing laundry, hence laundry gnome
      There's tons of magic gnomes in game to collect, not all are bears

    • @reader111089
      @reader111089 5 лет назад +7

      Sounds like a reference to the Snuggle laundry bear commercials.

    • @platinum_noelle
      @platinum_noelle 5 лет назад +3

      "Magical laundry bear" makes me think of that robot chicken skit...

  • @jeiku5041
    @jeiku5041 5 лет назад +66

    "Pregnant Sims can no longer brawl"
    Go to west Baltimore. You'll see plenty of pregnant humans brawling.

  • @markbalan8274
    @markbalan8274 6 лет назад +667

    P. M. Seymour: Peymour Meymour Seymour

  • @Icyangel10
    @Icyangel10 6 лет назад +24

    The bed you joked about having knives is a bed that goes into a wall like opening a mailbox lid so if it opens it might land on top of you & CRUSH you to death or injure you from fall damage

  • @scottb7115
    @scottb7115 6 лет назад +1954

    JIM PICKENS NEEDS HIS GLITCHES!

  • @RealFlutzy
    @RealFlutzy 4 года назад +36

    "Especially if it's a future where everything bad happens, which is probably the future we're heading to"
    Oh how right on that line was

  • @saccharinesilk
    @saccharinesilk 6 лет назад +1959

    O H N O H E ' S H O T

    • @cookielatebird1014
      @cookielatebird1014 6 лет назад +54

      Adelaide Abashov i have a lot of respect to you

    • @hannahhays362
      @hannahhays362 6 лет назад +37

      You haven’t realized this

    • @yay6142
      @yay6142 6 лет назад +36

      Adelaide Abashov he really his (._.)

    • @crabboboi1938
      @crabboboi1938 6 лет назад +11

      ( ._.)

    • @DarthNoox
      @DarthNoox 6 лет назад +14

      Adelaide Abashov don’t stare at him too long or your eyes will burn

  • @fairyhusky9265
    @fairyhusky9265 6 лет назад +65

    Well ya gotta look decent in front of mr reaper, gotta make a good impression on the dude about to steal your soul

  • @SpaceCase132
    @SpaceCase132 6 лет назад +285

    Aside from imagining you as being clean-shaven, you look very accurate to what I imagined you looked like.

    • @Adenon.W
      @Adenon.W 6 лет назад

      Space Case same

    • @dylan9371
      @dylan9371 6 лет назад +3

      I thought his profile picture matched his face. Boy was I wrong.

    • @SpaceCase132
      @SpaceCase132 6 лет назад

      I think it matches up relatively well. It’s the beard that makes it seem mismatched.

    • @j2dragon109
      @j2dragon109 5 лет назад

      Space Case
      *Beard that makes it miss matched.

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 3 года назад

      @@j2dragon109 No, Space Case has it right. "Mismatched" is a valid word

  • @bi_beans9011
    @bi_beans9011 3 года назад +30

    "The time portal will no longer disappear when traveling to the future."
    **number 5 wants to know your location**

  • @okbeatles9696
    @okbeatles9696 6 лет назад +202

    Actually no the Murphy bed wasnt a play on murpheys law thats the name of the beds that fold out of the wall

    • @paigey-poo4235
      @paigey-poo4235 6 лет назад +5

      That doesn’t explain why it was lethal

    • @caliathefennecfox7282
      @caliathefennecfox7282 6 лет назад +44

      Paigey-poo they will basically close back into the wall with your sim in it where your sim will struggle and suffocate causing death

    • @caliathefennecfox7282
      @caliathefennecfox7282 6 лет назад +30

      Correction sorry its been a while since i played when opening or closing the murphy bed it has a possibility of crushing you under or in it it was happening about 50% of the time and they changed it to happen about 20% of the time i looked it up

    • @RenShinomiya121
      @RenShinomiya121 5 лет назад +13

      @@caliathefennecfox7282 yeah, that bed is some bullshit. i never wanted to buy that bed again after i lose like, 6 households from it

  • @kyuura4324
    @kyuura4324 5 лет назад +15

    My favorite part is how EXTREMELY specific some of these are

  • @CATibal
    @CATibal 6 лет назад +234

    Pianist: "you might be wondering 'how does play the piano after it's detonated?'
    It's because we pour our souls into the pianos, that's how. When we play a piano, we play a bit of ourselves.
    That's also why pianos in schools sound worse: because they house a lot more souls than personal pianos, because everyone has a slightly different way of playing."
    (I actualy don't know anything about pianos lol)

    • @can0cringe
      @can0cringe 6 лет назад +19

      ‘I actually don’t know anything about pianos lol’
      -ARE YOU SSUUUUUUURRRREEEE?-

    • @CATibal
      @CATibal 6 лет назад +9

      Can0Cringe #706 I know that pianos in schools sound like shit

    • @can0cringe
      @can0cringe 6 лет назад +9

      LunerCat_ 1:
      I’ve never played a piano in school before
      BUT I HAVE PLAYED THE RECORDER
      -insertsomecringyrecordermusichere-

    • @boocrimson7720
      @boocrimson7720 6 лет назад +8

      LunerCat_ 1 as a musician for a while? Sounds about right. I don't play the piano, but I'm pretty sure my trumpet gathering dust has stolen a small part of my soul that I'm not ready to reunite with or I would have played it by now XD

    • @CATibal
      @CATibal 6 лет назад +3

      Boo ComplexMind I'm not a musician, and I know absolutely nothing about any sort of instruments.

  • @Mad_West
    @Mad_West 3 года назад +98

    "Especially if it is a future where everything bad happens"
    Well that aged poorly

  • @PastaPasta_
    @PastaPasta_ 6 лет назад +229

    The plumbob is the green crystal that appears above a sims head
    Also when a sim dies they turn into a ghost and the grim reaper shows up to take them away
    The amount of times I’m going to edit this comment
    You can BUILD a rocket ship to send your sims into space (and possibly bring back a alien sim)
    This is literally the only PM Seymour video I have made a comment like this
    Also
    (play mour sims, plz)

  • @PerfecktLady
    @PerfecktLady 3 года назад +17

    I love how he sometimes has to reread them but as an experienced sim player you just go like: ah yes, classic Sims

  • @theadventurer9948
    @theadventurer9948 6 лет назад +55

    11:22 It's basically saying that they fixed it so that the person who drowned while Skinny Dipping will now be clothed before the Grim Reaper does what he needs to. Because apparently before they fixed that the drowned Sim was approached and taken care of by the Grim reaper just as is. (also 4:12 made me think of the movie Game Plan for a second.)

  • @TwiliPaladin
    @TwiliPaladin 3 года назад +20

    “The Murphy Bed has been made less lethal.”
    Seems they undid that in The Sims 4.

    • @roecocoa
      @roecocoa 3 года назад +3

      And real life.

  • @ThatOneLegendEmerald
    @ThatOneLegendEmerald 6 лет назад +97

    This needs to be animated!

  • @travismeek4166
    @travismeek4166 4 года назад +81

    ** "I'd freak the hell out, especially if it's a future where everything bad happens" **
    And now we have 2020 with:
    Corona
    Murder Hornets
    Cannibal rats
    Etc...
    So yea- didn't even need a time Portal lol

  • @lovaniaakasanssgengar548
    @lovaniaakasanssgengar548 6 лет назад +35

    Sims playing detonated pianos....
    Guys! I know where the gen 5 legendary battle theme's piano came from!

  • @ashleg8350
    @ashleg8350 3 года назад +14

    "Pianists will no longer continue to play pianos that have been detonated"...
    Imagining that scenario just like he says:
    "Sir, you can't keep playing. The piano's been... destroyed. Exploded. Violently disassembled, if you like."
    "*chugs his seventh glass of wine* WATCH ME...."

    • @longfineel2630
      @longfineel2630 2 года назад +1

      If it hadn’t been nailed to the floor it’d be pushing up daisy’s! It’s gone off to the choir eternal!

  • @lovelydegenerate9558
    @lovelydegenerate9558 6 лет назад +336

    my mom was watching over my shoulder and she thinks your'e hot

    • @danishqureshi8583
      @danishqureshi8583 6 лет назад +43

      gamzee makara
      r/thathappened

    • @lovelydegenerate9558
      @lovelydegenerate9558 6 лет назад +36

      believe it or not yes

    • @ninjegeabey2536
      @ninjegeabey2536 6 лет назад +25

      Danish Qureshi Have you reached such a point of doubt that you are unable to believe someone's mother thought he was hot?

    • @ninjegeabey2536
      @ninjegeabey2536 6 лет назад +5

      i really need help Then why did you reference The subreddit for FAKE STORIES?

    • @dancingcarapace
      @dancingcarapace 6 лет назад +5

      Ninjegeabey they didn't Danish Qureshi did

  • @cosmicgenesis1581
    @cosmicgenesis1581 4 года назад +15

    7:10
    A sims' needs is the 6 stats (energy, food, hygiene, etc.) That keeps the sims alive. If one of these needs goes to low the sims will die.
    The needs freezing means the sims' needs wont lower making them virtually immortal in these 6 thing

  • @holifishuwu4341
    @holifishuwu4341 6 лет назад +122

    You uploaded this after I stopped playing the Sims.
    Coincidence?
    I think not.

    • @moon12299
      @moon12299 6 лет назад +6

      You WILL play sims again *does jedi hand movement*

    • @holifishuwu4341
      @holifishuwu4341 6 лет назад

      EsherKittyKat but i played it all day .w.

    • @moon12299
      @moon12299 6 лет назад

      @@holifishuwu4341 plaaaaaay iiiit ir be haunted by your creations muahahahahaha >:3

    • @holifishuwu4341
      @holifishuwu4341 6 лет назад

      EsherKittyKat the only household I’m playing right now is of Snow White and her two kids (doing the Disney princess challenge) so I think again.
      then again, the babies in that game are literally demonic..

    • @can0cringe
      @can0cringe 6 лет назад

      **Running SAAANNNIICVC SPED into the room*
      DID sOmEoNe SAy dEmOnIc cHilDReN

  • @theguyman256
    @theguyman256 4 года назад +63

    Makes me want to "try for baby" with the grim reaper

    • @emilysmith2965
      @emilysmith2965 4 года назад +3

      Isn’t that the plot of Meet Joe Black

    • @theguyman256
      @theguyman256 4 года назад +2

      The- huh?

    • @emilysmith2965
      @emilysmith2965 4 года назад

      @@theguyman256 It's a watchable 90s movie where Brad Pitt plays Death. You do the math

    • @TheMaidHatter
      @TheMaidHatter Год назад

      I feel personally attacked that they patched that out.

  • @YetAnotherGeorgeth
    @YetAnotherGeorgeth 6 лет назад +19

    "fixed an issue where Sims no longer leave their toddler in the bar." Ah, the David Cameron fix!

  • @kallie_wg1432
    @kallie_wg1432 6 лет назад +16

    Thus comes the wave of “the plumbob is the green thing above their head”

  • @kabbismash2971
    @kabbismash2971 6 лет назад +55

    The Plumbob is the green diamond that appears over the head of the sim that you are controlling

  • @_stardustcolors
    @_stardustcolors 5 лет назад +11

    A plumbob is the green jewel thing that floats above a Sim's head. I learnt that from the tutorial of the Sims Freeplay! 🙃

  • @suntheclumsycat
    @suntheclumsycat 5 лет назад +8

    A Murphy Bed is actually a bed that fold up to the wall, usually disguised as a large closet. When it says it could be lethal, it most likely means the scenario of the Murphy Bed folding back up into the wall while the sim sleeps on it.

    • @marei2222
      @marei2222 3 года назад +2

      Or crushing them when they open it. Either way.

  • @the_furf_of_july4652
    @the_furf_of_july4652 6 лет назад +11

    About this one: “Sims that drown while skinny dipping will now spin into their clothes while interacting with the grim reaper”
    When sims change clothes, they just jump and spin in place and suddenly have a new outfit. This change means that the sim’s ghost will not be in a skinny dipping outfit when reaped

  • @reecehunter7
    @reecehunter7 6 лет назад +618

    I assume you don’t play the Sims much? Love ur channel tho
    Edit: How did this get 231 likes?!?

    • @JUSTSHUTUP1212
      @JUSTSHUTUP1212 6 лет назад +2

      Primarina Games how did this get 217?????

    • @reecehunter7
      @reecehunter7 6 лет назад +3

      Fribbit_the_Frog I am questioning people who liked this

    • @beedler3997
      @beedler3997 6 лет назад +2

      227!
      Edit: Someone unliked, back to 226

    • @reecehunter7
      @reecehunter7 6 лет назад +2

      Chronic Snazzz lol well close enough

    • @reecehunter7
      @reecehunter7 6 лет назад

      Shinigamiyami51 thanks 😁

  • @renakunisaki
    @renakunisaki 3 года назад +7

    Other games: fixed textures not loading in certain maps
    Sims: pianists will no longer continue to play pianos that have been detonated

  • @vulpez650
    @vulpez650 6 лет назад +19

    Ya silly nutbar, the plumbob is that cool diamond thing over the character.

  • @otter110
    @otter110 4 года назад +26

    "I would hate to get stuck into the future especially since that is where everything is bad"
    hmmmm, are you sure you yourself aren't from the future

  • @ryan-yg7pk
    @ryan-yg7pk 5 лет назад +9

    Mummy that skinny dips: "Give me a few minutes to unwrap"

  • @SchazmenRassir
    @SchazmenRassir 4 года назад +8

    Pat: "I would love to take junk, and make it valuable, and then sell it."
    Just like Apple!

  • @kaiizuna6179
    @kaiizuna6179 6 лет назад +16

    Wait, but I wanted to Skinny dip with the Mummies!

  • @smurfius2001
    @smurfius2001 3 года назад +6

    (3:35)
    It means that they will no longer interact with the grim reaper whilst naked.

  • @wafflesthewookiee4716
    @wafflesthewookiee4716 6 лет назад +38

    Amazon review: Danny DeVito cardboard cutout

  • @calebr1235
    @calebr1235 4 года назад +15

    *When he said "That's probably the future we're heading to" I felt that.*

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch 6 лет назад +4

    7:00
    If I remember correctly, been a while since I played The Sims, the Needs are the things like eating and comfort. The meters every sim has.
    The fact they are frozen means they do not move. This happen in special occasions so a sim does not die or pass out.

  • @Zero-dead-
    @Zero-dead- 6 лет назад +13

    sims is stripping my rights for skinny dipping with the undead

    • @ghostmangm3059
      @ghostmangm3059 3 года назад +3

      Yeah, as if it wasn't bad enough I can't WooHoo the Grim Reaper

  • @ThatOneLegendEmerald
    @ThatOneLegendEmerald 6 лет назад +208

    Why is it in black and white? (Your facecam)

    • @critking5633
      @critking5633 6 лет назад +53

      Because he lives in the 80's

    • @morphunder8509
      @morphunder8509 6 лет назад +50

      That's just how he looks.

    • @ninjegeabey2536
      @ninjegeabey2536 6 лет назад +114

      All of his bodies energy is focused into his voice,removing the color from his body. He also needs to constantly sap color from the world around him to eject it in beautiful word form. 'Tis the curse of the voice actor.

    • @Destructocorps
      @Destructocorps 6 лет назад +14

      @@critking5633 50's the 80's was very colourful.

    • @critking5633
      @critking5633 6 лет назад +10

      Ninjegeabey what if he doesn't talk? Is color not gonna be drained?

  • @Dragonman0007
    @Dragonman0007 6 лет назад +5

    1:34 The “plumbob” is the green thing floating above their heads.

  • @syboe
    @syboe 5 лет назад +5

    The fact that I’m watching this having never played the Sims before makes this so much funnier

  • @NotroLPS
    @NotroLPS 5 лет назад +5

    1:49 a plumbob is the emotion diamond above their heads

  • @julianasugawara3229
    @julianasugawara3229 6 лет назад +13

    Ahhh sweet things that people who still play the sims will understand...

  • @lillithb1661
    @lillithb1661 4 года назад +6

    6:40
    *skips one class*
    I NO LONGER REQUIRE NUTRITION

  • @spanish2927
    @spanish2927 6 лет назад +19

    6:16 isnt that the plot of samurai jack

  • @MarcosSantos-rd3ot
    @MarcosSantos-rd3ot 6 лет назад +39

    Someone please animate this

  • @barnabyjjones2348
    @barnabyjjones2348 6 лет назад +4

    1:39 it is a diamond over the sims head so you can tell which sim your controlling (also sims spin into their clothes in any game you play with the sims)

  • @mercury1057
    @mercury1057 6 лет назад +25

    Plumbob: the green thing over their heads

  • @hatandhoodie_
    @hatandhoodie_ 4 года назад +3

    "Sir, the piano is destroyed, you can't play it."
    "I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream."

  • @thegrimreaper1892
    @thegrimreaper1892 6 лет назад +9

    2:38 again I am happy that they fixed that

  • @lenny7785
    @lenny7785 3 года назад +3

    The “Sims that drown while skinny dipping will now spin into their clothes while interacting with the grim reaper” one means they put their clothes on before talking to the grim reaper instead of talking to him naked.

  • @timmyreobed5043
    @timmyreobed5043 6 лет назад +3

    “I would love to take junk and make it valuable and sell it.”
    We call that “running a pawn shop.”

  • @rogercruz1547
    @rogercruz1547 4 года назад +5

    3:20 You were having smex in the pool and drowned... the grim reaper comes to collect your soul, but you were naked, so they made the sim "spin in place and clothes appear" before going naked to the other side

  • @kelpie9610
    @kelpie9610 3 года назад +4

    Let me explain the "Spin into their clothes" ( 2:56 )
    Sims do a spinning animation when changing their clothes. they do not dress/undress normally. They meant that sentence very literally

  • @chaosm3179
    @chaosm3179 5 лет назад +2

    "your future bones" I love that this implies that when I reach the age of 20 all of my bones will be replaced

  • @nikkirennardo5100
    @nikkirennardo5100 5 лет назад +3

    They spin into their clothes like Superman in a phone booth

  • @decorateddeerskull
    @decorateddeerskull Год назад +2

    "Especially if it's not a future where everything bad happens"
    Like now?

  • @jeezuhskriste5759
    @jeezuhskriste5759 3 года назад +3

    6:28 not only did every Tumblr blog predict the future, you did too

  • @princessstardusteclipse7270
    @princessstardusteclipse7270 6 лет назад +1

    I love the facecam videos! They're so fun! And your reactions are hilarious!

  • @SharkyCharlotte
    @SharkyCharlotte 6 лет назад +23

    8:05
    No no no you didn't read it right ...
    You have get a houseboat without that expansion pack ... And the abductions were happening on houseboats ...

  • @marisabattle
    @marisabattle 4 года назад +2

    You're right!
    *we are headed towards that future, no wait we already made it!*

  • @thellamacorn8902
    @thellamacorn8902 6 лет назад +13

    This is much funnier and will make much more sense if you've played the Sims. I'll explain a few things:
    1. Plumbobs are green diamond-shaped things that float over sim's heads, you can look it up.
    2. Sim's change outfits by spinning into their clothes. So when they drown while skinny dipping they will no longer interact with the grim reaper naked.
    3. At 8:10 it says "Alien abductions have been disabled on *houseboats* if the player has The Sims 3 Island Paradise installed." Which means that abductions will still happen but they fixed a glitch where you would get abducted when you were on a houseboat.
    I'd recommend reading a bit about the sims 3 before doing this just because it makes a bit more sense.

  • @rhn36
    @rhn36 2 года назад

    I love your Princess Mononoke poster! Great content, you always spread laughs and smiles to others.

  • @_muppelpuppel_9773
    @_muppelpuppel_9773 3 года назад +3

    3:29
    I know this is 2 years old, but, I have never played sims, and even I can tell that it means they continued the woo hoo, but with the reaper, or walked out of the pool naked to die to death.

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 3 года назад +1

      It means their ghost put on some ghost clothes before Grim reaped them. He's not sending them to heaven indecent.