Try Not To Laugh Challenge #13

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  • @nixixim
    @nixixim 4 года назад +8030

    That girl yelling at the bear is what would happen if Dora the explorer pulled her "swiper no swiping" bullshit in the real world

    • @briekepsiom92
      @briekepsiom92 4 года назад +144

      No witty retort for that. Dat jus funny.

    • @jakobthe
      @jakobthe 4 года назад +257

      *“Swiper no swiping! Bro- no swiping!! I said no swiping mf do you hear me NO SWIPING!!!”*

    • @ed3nn
      @ed3nn 4 года назад +25

      UNDERRATED

    • @ShadowWolf14__
      @ShadowWolf14__ 4 года назад +16

      @@thadz2493 😂

    • @saxtonbird8371
      @saxtonbird8371 4 года назад +11

      Nix Dominus yeah right

  • @Mr.Pallanza
    @Mr.Pallanza 2 года назад +5669

    Girl: *_YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME_*
    Bear: _...I don't even know who you are._

  • @Thor-the-BlueBoy
    @Thor-the-BlueBoy 10 месяцев назад +580

    Not only was this my first Try-not-to-Laugh challenge. This was my first ever Markiplier video. This was my first exposure to him, and I have a lot of nostalgia for this very video.

    • @oceanman207
      @oceanman207 9 месяцев назад +4

      Nice to hear that, my first was subnautica. Welcome to the club

    • @AchrafsAnimation
      @AchrafsAnimation 8 месяцев назад

      Ooo!

    • @ThatBirdBitch
      @ThatBirdBitch 7 месяцев назад

      Goodmemories, eh?

    • @cristopherflores236
      @cristopherflores236 7 месяцев назад +2

      My first was Surgeon Simulator

    • @Moneymonkeyman
      @Moneymonkeyman 7 месяцев назад +1

      2023 club 😢 so long ago I watched this when it was 4 months old

  • @fantasygirl280
    @fantasygirl280 11 месяцев назад +334

    The Sims patch notes gets me every time I watch this. I'm laughing so hard that I can't breath.

    • @The_Orange_Sonic
      @The_Orange_Sonic 4 месяца назад +1

      I like your profile pic

    • @lunarialoonatic
      @lunarialoonatic 2 месяца назад +4

      I come back for those specifically and Mark’s reaction 😭

    • @HeyLookItsFNaFb
      @HeyLookItsFNaFb 2 месяца назад

      It is no longer possible to "Try for Baby" ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᴳʳᶦᵐ ᴿᵉᵃᵖᵉʳ

  • @Lushyy557
    @Lushyy557 3 года назад +6071

    The girl: *sprays aggressively at the bear*
    The bear: your kayak privileges has expired

    • @Wolf_Operations
      @Wolf_Operations 3 года назад +92

      Bear: “You have the rig--“
      Women: “WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS”
      Bear: “Fine guess I’ll tow it”

    • @youramigo3390
      @youramigo3390 2 года назад +95

      I hate her so much she definitely deserved it

    • @GaleBlaze
      @GaleBlaze 2 года назад +21

      @@youramigo3390 agreed

    • @horizonplayz1324
      @horizonplayz1324 2 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @Slenderman0735
      @Slenderman0735 2 года назад +44

      @@youramigo3390 she first doesnt want the bear to come, but when it starts destroying the thing, she wants the bear to come, she is weird

  • @jstar3382
    @jstar3382 4 года назад +4450

    Bear: Yeah iss cool I dont have any problem with kayaks
    *sprays*
    Bear: You know what?

    • @andrewyttra
      @andrewyttra 4 года назад +149

      Greatest clip of instant karma in my life.

    • @edwardmeyers4466
      @edwardmeyers4466 4 года назад +11

      😂😂😂

    • @shioriryukaze
      @shioriryukaze 4 года назад +49

      Thanks. I laughed so hard that I spit over my phone because of this comment. I hope you're proud.

    • @sandisblumentals4124
      @sandisblumentals4124 4 года назад +13

      That bear litrally, "I am going to end this girls whole life" 😂

    • @user-kq2vw5hh1t
      @user-kq2vw5hh1t 4 года назад +6

      im the 1000th like i have achieved something in life

  • @blaketv2341
    @blaketv2341 Год назад +430

    I laughed at the guy in the green jacket in the red hat dancing with that filter 😂😂😂

    • @alphamike5778
      @alphamike5778 Год назад +23

      Song kinda slaps tho

    • @amiadogdecker
      @amiadogdecker Год назад +5

      @@alphamike5778 facts

    • @HooniganDraft
      @HooniganDraft Год назад +3

      Anyone know what video that is

    • @minecraftstuffs
      @minecraftstuffs Год назад +2

      @@HooniganDraftother than hilarious?

    • @minecraftstuffs
      @minecraftstuffs Год назад

      @@HooniganDraftsome of the subtitles give you hints as to what’s going on especially earlier in his try not to laugh series

  • @thebrokencr0wn
    @thebrokencr0wn Год назад +72

    “I love refrigerators!”
    Bob: *sweats nervously*

  • @BudgetFilms5714
    @BudgetFilms5714 3 года назад +6859

    Bear: *sniffs kayak
    Woman: *”You’ve destroyed everything I’ve ever loved.”*

    • @Irrelevant_Account
      @Irrelevant_Account 3 года назад +51

      My biggest flex is that I can Copy the bear and kayak girls voice amazingly✨😂

    • @unnecessaryjourney634
      @unnecessaryjourney634 3 года назад +74

      She was on a island, she had to swim in freezing cold water to get back to land lmao

    • @thediscordmemer5851
      @thediscordmemer5851 3 года назад +37

      @@unnecessaryjourney634 lol plus why would u pepper spray the bear if you in a home

    • @unnecessaryjourney634
      @unnecessaryjourney634 3 года назад +41

      @@thediscordmemer5851 no clue, that’s why she got what she deserved lmao

    • @BudgetFilms5714
      @BudgetFilms5714 3 года назад +61

      @@unnecessaryjourney634 well she pepper sprayed the bear so I mean it’s karma

  • @rainorxhine
    @rainorxhine 3 года назад +7112

    Woman: “Thank you for not touching my kayak. *pepper sprays bear in the eyes*”
    Bear: *That kayak is looking real delicious right now.*

    • @AltJGirl
      @AltJGirl 2 года назад +88

      Probably would go good with a side of angry and spicy Karen lol

    • @scythen.8516
      @scythen.8516 2 года назад +133

      Bro the lady goes “PLEASE STOP PLEASE STOP WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS BEAR,BEAR,BEAR STAPP PLEASE STOP BREAKING MY THINS *crying*” LIKE WTH DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU SPRAYED IT OFC IT WILL GET REVENGE

    • @Em-os1yz
      @Em-os1yz 2 года назад +22

      Um... it was bear spray. If she wanted to hurt the bear she would have had a gun 😊

    • @null9932
      @null9932 2 года назад +19

      @@AltJGirl If I wild bear was coming towards me I would pepper spray it too

    • @donttalktomelove5978
      @donttalktomelove5978 2 года назад +30

      “And here is a rare sighting folks- a Karen in the wild-“
      “Seeming to be harassing a bear after hurting it with pepper spray.”
      “Who would’ve thought THIS would happen?!”
      *cough cough* Karma *cough*

  • @piplup10203854
    @piplup10203854 11 месяцев назад +47

    9:20 That, "Oh Scheiße" just kills me even years later I think of that clip

  • @Cranbearry_YouTube
    @Cranbearry_YouTube Год назад +148

    I lost INSTANTLY! That guy sneezing & scaring the cat did it for me.

  • @saryntoews
    @saryntoews 4 года назад +7021

    Teacher: The meteor doesn't dismiss you, I do.

    • @rebbyblooms
      @rebbyblooms 4 года назад +261

      *I felt that in my soul, and that hurt*

    • @Adrian_Martinez1261
      @Adrian_Martinez1261 4 года назад +49

      You're welcome, I got your comment to 69 likes

    • @thegamingkoolkats7280
      @thegamingkoolkats7280 4 года назад +131

      The clock doesnt dismiss you,
      The glock does.

    • @rebbyblooms
      @rebbyblooms 4 года назад +62

      @@thegamingkoolkats7280 my teacher is so stern. Not even a shooter could dismiss us

    • @shiro-ye1yz
      @shiro-ye1yz 4 года назад +10

      saryn toews, *Yup!* 🙃

  • @ommym528
    @ommym528 5 лет назад +4523

    Legends say she is still screaming at the bear to stop...

  • @AntonMonster
    @AntonMonster Год назад +246

    12:10 gets me every time 😂

  • @leem8588
    @leem8588 Год назад +86

    I was doing so well until that law and order one 😂😂

  • @frechieellazo7247
    @frechieellazo7247 3 года назад +3282

    The girl is asking so many questions to the bear
    Bear: rawr

    • @xxHazel
      @xxHazel 3 года назад +5

      Yes

    • @zan5701
      @zan5701 3 года назад +5

      Yes

    • @MaggotMother_
      @MaggotMother_ 3 года назад +6

      haha me go brrrrrr

    • @jaxsonthedemonfrog6659
      @jaxsonthedemonfrog6659 3 года назад +42

      The bear looked at her after he got peppersprayed as if to say- "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR SPRAYING ME WITH THAT STUFF YOU BITCH-" XD

    • @singingalbert3623
      @singingalbert3623 3 года назад +9

      :( don’t do that to animals

  • @user-vu8fm5vb4n
    @user-vu8fm5vb4n 4 года назад +2606

    girl: **pepper sprays a bear** go away
    same girl 10 seconds later: *cOMe hErE*

    • @Jmsae
      @Jmsae 4 года назад +5

      와 한국인

    • @Jmsae
      @Jmsae 4 года назад +2

      여기서 한국인을 보다니..넘 행복해

    • @misterb9833
      @misterb9833 4 года назад +18

      Me: MAKE UP YOUR FRICKIN MIND

    • @trashbagiana
      @trashbagiana 4 года назад +4

      I KNOWWWW

    • @Godisgood.711
      @Godisgood.711 4 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @HorrorToHumanity
    @HorrorToHumanity Год назад +32

    mark: *just stares*
    jack: "GET THAT KAYAK!"
    those two are mirrors of eachother-

    • @seymourbuttz6419
      @seymourbuttz6419 Год назад

      I don't think you know what a mirror is...you

    • @HorrorToHumanity
      @HorrorToHumanity Год назад

      @@seymourbuttz6419 i do, i'm just going off that weird fictional phenomenon of you seeing TECHNICALLY yourself but also not, that was kinda the joke.

  • @W00sh33
    @W00sh33 Год назад +19

    6:50 THE DOCTORS FACE WAS PRICELESS!!🤣🤣😭😭

  • @randomloser6722
    @randomloser6722 4 года назад +4931

    Nobody:
    That girl: **Sprays bear in face**
    *5 seconds later*
    That girl: *WhY aRe YoU bReAkInG mY kAyAk???*

    • @eternalsunshinealways
      @eternalsunshinealways 4 года назад +19

      Kermit The Frog ayyyyyy 2020 twins

    • @___skeleton___
      @___skeleton___ 4 года назад +11

      Just about to comment that

    • @mxashe
      @mxashe 4 года назад +8

      Kermit The Frog excuse me

    • @grug5933
      @grug5933 4 года назад +1

      Kermit The Frog 🐸

    • @nonier22
      @nonier22 4 года назад +1

      I love ur comment because it made me life

  • @lincolnwilson6725
    @lincolnwilson6725 5 лет назад +3836

    WHY ARE YOU BREAKING MY KAYAK?!?!
    Bear: "YOU SPRAYED ME IN THE FACE!!!"

    • @josephopoku194
      @josephopoku194 5 лет назад +38

      Damn it this made me lose

    • @gargoyles9999
      @gargoyles9999 4 года назад +29

      Lincoln WILSON We Bare Bears sure changed from the pilot

    • @IJustWantToBeAKnight
      @IJustWantToBeAKnight 4 года назад +37

      Bear: if it’s a piece of plastic...why do you need it...?
      Disney Princess: STAHP BEAR PLEASE!!!
      🐻
      You ignored my question mortal...

    • @cookoo4cocopuffs221
      @cookoo4cocopuffs221 4 года назад +8

      That's what I'd do

    • @Avetho
      @Avetho 4 года назад +25

      T H A T S A L O T O F D A M A G E
      _Phil Swift has entered the chat_
      "I fixed this kayak with Flex Tape!"

  • @draquonic-studios2194
    @draquonic-studios2194 Год назад +59

    I remember this, from back when mark made good content. Who am I kidding? Mark always makes good content.

  • @Jackx324
    @Jackx324 Год назад +10

    7:56 KILLED ME

    • @tannercornelius8567
      @tannercornelius8567 Год назад +1

      Glad to see we're still enjoying these great videos, 👍

    • @Wecameformoore
      @Wecameformoore 23 дня назад

      What is that video its been driving me nuts for years not knowing

  • @buckwheatplayz4217
    @buckwheatplayz4217 3 года назад +2111

    Lady: is yelling at a bear like it’s a person
    The bear: you tried to spray me bi***

    • @oprix911
      @oprix911 3 года назад +16

      Improve your goldfishes physical fitness by buying it a bicycle.

    • @yazurai4667
      @yazurai4667 3 года назад +1

      @@oprix911 what about my homies blackfish

    • @skylearion57
      @skylearion57 3 года назад +2

      deserved

    • @noahleonard2481
      @noahleonard2481 3 года назад +2

      @@skylearion57 absolutely

    • @unknownknife4993
      @unknownknife4993 3 года назад +9

      BEAR STOP THAT PLEASE BEAR PLEASE STOP BREAKING MY THINGS ITS NOT EVEN FOOD IT DOESNT EVEN TASTE GOOD ITS NOT EVEN FOOD.

  • @tylermathis6227
    @tylermathis6227 3 года назад +4125

    “Get away from the kayak”
    “Don’t come over here”
    “Get away from the kayak”
    Bear: *visible confusion*

    • @tashizelaya3009
      @tashizelaya3009 3 года назад +36

      Well that bear could've gone through the side

    • @lucasherrick1347
      @lucasherrick1347 3 года назад +75

      She is so annoying

    • @Grizcat-
      @Grizcat- 3 года назад +67

      She’s a v1 Karen

    • @Mr.Dorkian
      @Mr.Dorkian 3 года назад +73

      The bear just wanted revenge for getting pepper sprayed in the face

    • @rg_1124
      @rg_1124 3 года назад +13

      @@Mr.Dorkian true

  • @magicdreemurr3771
    @magicdreemurr3771 Год назад +23

    6:00 What Mark said here was funnier than that video of the lady yelling at the bear. I thought I was gonna lose my hearing listening to her wailing.

  • @matthewhale9831
    @matthewhale9831 Год назад +5

    Nah the limp bizkit baby one straight into the bear one isnt fair 😭😭😭😭

  • @bluevector8953
    @bluevector8953 4 года назад +14753

    The lady yelling at the bear was like fingernails scraping on a chalkboard

    • @Mrflingflong
      @Mrflingflong 4 года назад +73

      Copies lol

    • @bledsoee_
      @bledsoee_ 4 года назад +583

      Her name is Karen

    • @BenDover-bh7vr
      @BenDover-bh7vr 4 года назад +27

      Lol

    • @pola3767
      @pola3767 4 года назад +34

      same how i was thinking

    • @ellascaife6198
      @ellascaife6198 4 года назад +123

      as i was reading in the comments i was glad that that annoying part was over ;w;

  • @chinalebeau8021
    @chinalebeau8021 2 года назад +8997

    I love how the bear kept looking at her while he walked back to the kayak and absolutely demolished it. He knew EXACTLY what he was doing.

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 2 года назад +284

      Animals are smarter than we give them credit for

    • @michelleq9741
      @michelleq9741 2 года назад +30

      69 likes

    • @mattsimonds477
      @mattsimonds477 2 года назад +69

      Lol. Poetic justice.

    • @danatos24
      @danatos24 2 года назад +11

      @@michelleq9741 You mean 479

    • @kahiruo
      @kahiruo 2 года назад +7

      @@danatos24 you mean 510

  • @Last-of-the-Crimes
    @Last-of-the-Crimes 6 месяцев назад +4

    3:55 it’s funny how the guy who made this clip is responsible for HLVRAI lol

  • @mistephoenix
    @mistephoenix Год назад +5

    I was waiting for bear lady to pull a “let me speak to your manager” after the “you’re supposed to be asleep” line

  • @swagwarehouse8517
    @swagwarehouse8517 3 года назад +1480

    9:51 It is no longer possible to “Try for baby ᵂⁱᵀʰ ᵀʰᴱ ᵍᴿⁱᴹ ʳᴱᵃᴾᵉᴿ! *Big Wheeze*

  • @ItsMeJT
    @ItsMeJT 2 года назад +4080

    Woman: *pepper sprays bear*
    Bear: *walks back to kayak*
    Woman: "Bear, come back. Come here!"
    Bear: "Lady, you think I'm stupid? I ain't getting sprayed again!"

    • @someeejit
      @someeejit 2 года назад +109

      Bear “Fool, you chose this path”

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 2 года назад +29

      Until... the woman drops pepper spray and the bear starts charging towards her.

    • @traktor420
      @traktor420 Год назад +10

      @@glendarjj3991 good

    • @patrickstar9548
      @patrickstar9548 Год назад +10

      Bear "NO you come here" >:)

    • @BluCoolKnux
      @BluCoolKnux Год назад +5

      Bear was blinded by woman’s pepper spray. He didn’t know what he was doing.

  • @nyanya2757
    @nyanya2757 Год назад +5

    1:39 this is freaking talent.

  • @amonpfaudler1043
    @amonpfaudler1043 7 месяцев назад +6

    GOD this was 2018...

  • @kev._._._.
    @kev._._._. 3 года назад +2977

    When the bear lady yelled: “Gosh darnit” I was sent into manual breathing mode

    • @PrettyParodys
      @PrettyParodys 3 года назад +79

      It's like she doesn't realize the bear is not a dog and doesn't follow her commands, next time put you kayak away

    • @katilkoala5037
      @katilkoala5037 3 года назад +28

      @@PrettyParodys and that she peppersprayed it

    • @jaxsonthedemonfrog6659
      @jaxsonthedemonfrog6659 3 года назад +65

      And the fact that she peppersprayed him - he looked back at her the first time after he got peppersprayed as if to say, "this is what you get for spraying me, BITCH-"

    • @tbitzells5261
      @tbitzells5261 3 года назад +16

      Reading this comment sent me into manual breathing mode

    • @pineapple5825
      @pineapple5825 3 года назад +1

      What is your channel my gude?

  • @fredererpower
    @fredererpower 4 года назад +2657

    One reason I was laughing at the Sims one was because of the guy laughing

    • @echo9561
      @echo9561 4 года назад +48

      I lost it at that part

    • @itzrobyn9160
      @itzrobyn9160 4 года назад +13

      Time stamps?¿?¿?

    • @rubeling
      @rubeling 4 года назад +34

      I found the original video, and I remember seeing this over a year ago and dying...

    • @SeanPalcic
      @SeanPalcic 4 года назад +15

      Wheezing out words

    • @monopolyman6277
      @monopolyman6277 4 года назад +16

      You should hear the vocoded version

  • @Emiliussss
    @Emiliussss 2 месяца назад +2

    9:34 I haven’t played any sims games before, but I was not expecting
    “the grim reaper”

  • @simonmcc3219
    @simonmcc3219 Год назад +18

    2:50 ayo what the canadians up to

    • @dumflame
      @dumflame Год назад +2

      This is based on a true story
      It’s called the Gimli Glider

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 3 месяца назад +1

      1) ran out of fuel
      2) if you didn’t do that they would’ve overshot the runway because without fuel, there’s no engine power and no engine power means there’s no reverse thrust

  • @Buttclinger
    @Buttclinger 3 года назад +3992

    "In the car accident, lookin' like a president."
    *Best bars I've ever heard...*

    • @andrewcarlson3486
      @andrewcarlson3486 3 года назад +78

      😂 He's BRUH in human form

    • @wiltingroses8541
      @wiltingroses8541 3 года назад +108

      "in a fuckin chopper, i mean an airplane"
      then mans ruins it with that 😭

    • @jjr5539
      @jjr5539 3 года назад +25

      This dude is trying to rap but is failing miserably

    • @andrewcarlson3486
      @andrewcarlson3486 3 года назад +23

      @@wiltingroses8541 force one

    • @Buttclinger
      @Buttclinger 2 года назад +1

      @@wiltingroses8541 facts

  • @tray8458
    @tray8458 4 года назад +2490

    She Protecc
    She Attacc
    But most importantly...
    B E A R S T O P E A T I N G M Y K A Y A C C

    • @fffizzed
      @fffizzed 4 года назад +11

      TrayoMayo Animations I like how the comment above you is the exact same but 4 months ago

    • @personwholikesmusic2011
      @personwholikesmusic2011 4 года назад +17

      I don’t think she Protecc cuz she couldent Protecc Her Kayyack

    • @tatumfowler3603
      @tatumfowler3603 4 года назад +7

      **gets pepper sprayed** you know what shush up I'm taking the kayak with me

    • @zanderrose811
      @zanderrose811 4 года назад +5

      She project she attacc but most importantly BEAR STOP EATING MY KAYACC

    • @KS.Inc3019
      @KS.Inc3019 4 года назад +2

      Masha and the bear in real life.

  • @thegraybeast1854
    @thegraybeast1854 Год назад +16

    The thing is, I watch these at 11:30 ish every single night to see if I can refrain from laughing and waking my mom
    You know what the consequence is if I laugh. 😅

    • @goldenboy2740
      @goldenboy2740 8 месяцев назад +1

      Do you know what song this is?

    • @wakehorus6292
      @wakehorus6292 2 месяца назад

      @@goldenboy2740 Lacrimosa

  • @RopiGaming07
    @RopiGaming07 11 месяцев назад +2

    Omg, I can't believe I lost at the DeJa Blue one 💀

  • @grey.1272
    @grey.1272 4 года назад +2303

    'Y r u breaking my kayak'
    BECAUSE YOU PEPPERSPRAYED HIM KAREN

    • @s0leily615
      @s0leily615 4 года назад +40

      she should have sprayed him again when he was at the kayak

    • @LowPolyyy
      @LowPolyyy 4 года назад +11

      Exactly

    • @kinnunencorp2146
      @kinnunencorp2146 4 года назад +44

      She thought she was a motherfuckin’ Disney Princess.

    • @kinnunencorp2146
      @kinnunencorp2146 4 года назад +2

      Brooklyn HARRIS yup

    • @tiabuckey8347
      @tiabuckey8347 4 года назад +16

      the girl is so stupid lol yelling at a bear and hoping it would stop

  • @Jo-Wilbe-Dina
    @Jo-Wilbe-Dina 3 года назад +3926

    Girl: *asks why bear is breaking her kayak for the 69th time*
    Bear: “Here’s a better question, *WHY DID YOU PEPPER SPRAY ME AFTER I LEFT YOUR KAYAK?!”*

  • @torenchao
    @torenchao 2 года назад +10

    4 years later and I still laugh at these! i hope he makes more someday

  • @changaming1275
    @changaming1275 9 месяцев назад +3

    the girl crying to the bear sounds a bit like candace from Phineas and ferb XD i'm sobbing

  • @Ki-jd7le
    @Ki-jd7le 2 года назад +2707

    I started rooting more and more for the bear the higher her voice got.

    • @aguyontheinternet8436
      @aguyontheinternet8436 Год назад +127

      I rooted for the bear as soon as I saw that she sprayed the bear and it went away from her like she wanted, and started getting angry because she didn't think far enough ahead to realize that her kayak was in that exact direction.

    • @fewcandleanimations
      @fewcandleanimations Год назад +8

      @@aguyontheinternet8436 Bro you and I watched this so close together

    • @lunarialoonatic
      @lunarialoonatic Год назад

      @@aguyontheinternet8436 true but I mean Tbf if a bear was after me yeah imma pepper spray that mother f’er

    • @weakamna
      @weakamna Год назад +19

      Also you've already established that the spray is something the bear doesn't like... use it again?

    • @tracer0967
      @tracer0967 11 месяцев назад +2

      The bear is a chad

  • @TraustiGeir
    @TraustiGeir 5 лет назад +1200

    The guy reading the Sims "bug-fixes" was probably the best.

    • @PhantomThiefOracle
      @PhantomThiefOracle 5 лет назад +13

      @TraustiGeir Gay Frogs was also good too

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 5 лет назад +5

      @@PhantomThiefOracleTrue, Alex Jones memes are fantastic.

    • @jio4834
      @jio4834 5 лет назад +19

      Unless it's a school, the children aren't allowed to leave and they all die.

    • @darknobinator9523
      @darknobinator9523 5 лет назад +1

      No the gay frogs is way better

    • @darknobinator9523
      @darknobinator9523 5 лет назад +2

      @@NathanAnStuff nah

  • @ZaruExists
    @ZaruExists Год назад +6

    This is proof on how much the humour has changed

  • @aenesthesia
    @aenesthesia 10 месяцев назад +3

    6:49 why do I love that saxo🎷 man 😂🤣 ... Sergio!

  • @chichi77tim
    @chichi77tim 4 года назад +2424

    Bear: "No, It's ok, I want to leave you alone, no prob-"
    *woman pepper sprays him*
    Bear: " ... you know what?"
    *turns around*

  • @lucasglll
    @lucasglll 4 года назад +1782

    It is no longer possible to "try for baby" ꅐꂑ꓅ꑛ ꓅ꑛꍟ ꁍ꒓ꂑꁒ ꒓ꍟꋫꉣꍟ꒓

    • @Elitefever
      @Elitefever 4 года назад +30

      Lucas Gill fetus deletus

    • @knpernicanoable
      @knpernicanoable 4 года назад +36

      Such bullshit.. I want my ghost baby

    • @uniquefaith3259
      @uniquefaith3259 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @gd_hyung8145
      @gd_hyung8145 4 года назад +6

      I love the original video :,D

    • @123joelk
      @123joelk 4 года назад +6

      I was recommended here by that video lmao

  • @user-nd1eq6ur1x
    @user-nd1eq6ur1x Год назад +6

    At the time of 2:56 zap Lane you can watch it on air crash investigation

  • @thamer_nkk3852
    @thamer_nkk3852 11 месяцев назад +4

    This video got me through tough times

  • @Riveripple
    @Riveripple 6 лет назад +1601

    If someone peppersprayed me in the face, I'd break their kayak.

    • @drewjanus4643
      @drewjanus4643 6 лет назад +51

      Never mind that I’d break their face

    • @niallslegitwife
      @niallslegitwife 6 лет назад +5

      Riveripple DEADASS

    • @PotionsYT
      @PotionsYT 6 лет назад +23

      But she alwaysed ask WHY are u breaking it" bears cannot speak are u stupid and shes asking the bear to come back to her so she can pepperspray more in its face lets not get mama bear here

    • @jessicadefrieze854
      @jessicadefrieze854 6 лет назад

      Riveripple dame brow

    • @kingsreign4274
      @kingsreign4274 6 лет назад +2

      She is dumb as crap hey lady your not snow wight

  • @neonthehybrid8047
    @neonthehybrid8047 4 года назад +903

    "WhY ARe yOu bREakInG My KaYaK!?"
    Hmmm It might have something to do with PEPPER SPRAYING THE BEAR

    • @billythebiscuitcactus
      @billythebiscuitcactus 4 года назад +3

      She should’ve just killed the bear.

    • @wannabecliffburton4275
      @wannabecliffburton4275 4 года назад +31

      @@billythebiscuitcactus for fucks sake, everyone thinks that black bears are dangerous! According to my research there's been approximately 25 deaths caused by black bears in 20 years. You don't need to kill the poor bear.

    • @MA-dl4iu
      @MA-dl4iu 4 года назад +8

      @@wannabecliffburton4275 according to your research? Should I be concerned?

    • @thenasiudk1337
      @thenasiudk1337 4 года назад

      The bear take it emotionally

    • @thegoblin2004
      @thegoblin2004 4 года назад

      Exactly

  • @chasec7812
    @chasec7812 9 месяцев назад +2

    0:42 I can't contain myself with the cat

  • @angelluna6598
    @angelluna6598 Год назад +4

    “I love refrigerators” lol I was laughing fora a whole 10 minutes

  • @nastyratking6976
    @nastyratking6976 5 лет назад +2892

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    He break the kayacc

    • @stalliongarage2339
      @stalliongarage2339 5 лет назад +16

      Nice one👌

    • @Weird_Alchemist42
      @Weird_Alchemist42 5 лет назад +52

      "Why are you breaking my kayak!?"
      "Probably because you Peper sprayed me in the fucking face Suzan!"

    • @qwertstrewq
      @qwertstrewq 5 лет назад +7

      An underrated comment,
      But a good joke!

    • @mgrubby81
      @mgrubby81 5 лет назад +3

      👌

    • @kirisunshine7340
      @kirisunshine7340 5 лет назад +16

      XD
      She pepper sprei
      She scream and cry
      But most importantly,
      Her kyak died

  • @waevdotwav
    @waevdotwav 3 года назад +2203

    Let’s be honest, we all need a “become enemies with child” wish

    • @Totenkreischer
      @Totenkreischer 3 года назад +42

      My sim mother had her child as enemy. She was good and the child evil

    • @PokaDoht
      @PokaDoht 3 года назад +4

      Yup

    • @solinvictus4367
      @solinvictus4367 2 года назад +7

      As a teacher I do it all the time

    • @KindredKeepsake
      @KindredKeepsake Год назад +3

      @@Totenkreischer Sounds like Lois and Stewie in Season 1 of Family Guy. XD Except Stewie considered Lois his enemy, not the other way around~

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 Год назад

      ​@@Totenkreischer I had to double take, I thought that said sith mother

  • @shermymcd
    @shermymcd 9 месяцев назад +3

    The bear did the right thing. She pepper sprayed it in the face, and he broke the kayak. Vengeance well served

  • @RickAstley-qd8bn
    @RickAstley-qd8bn Год назад +6

    Ah, that moment, that perfect moment when Mark's face aligns with his shirt. Euphoria.

  • @pand1on712
    @pand1on712 3 года назад +5488

    The amount of serotonin this man has given me throughout the years is absolutely incredible.... A shame he's not real...

    • @gavinw.6626
      @gavinw.6626 3 года назад +137

      Truly, a shame.

    • @allicraft5852
      @allicraft5852 3 года назад +59

      Hmm hmm, yes very sad

    • @ratchet2007
      @ratchet2007 3 года назад +73

      Serotonin? Why not dopamine?

    • @ratchet2007
      @ratchet2007 3 года назад +69

      Did he give you oxytocin too?

    • @ratchet2007
      @ratchet2007 3 года назад +56

      What about endorphins?

  • @deaddemon4489
    @deaddemon4489 4 года назад +843

    mark: 60% saying "not funny."
    10% laughing.
    30% DeJA Vu.

  • @mavohq
    @mavohq 5 месяцев назад +1

    3:53 loving how wayneradiotv and the rest of rtvs show up absolutely everywhere

  • @bryanstephens1182
    @bryanstephens1182 5 месяцев назад +1

    I loved that Luigi meme, it made me laugh so hard I bursted into tears.😂😂😂😂

  • @enixma820
    @enixma820 4 года назад +787

    I love how the bear looks back a couple times like it knows what she’s saying, and it’s doing it on purpose after she said those stupid whiny things.

    • @zorianhd8321
      @zorianhd8321 4 года назад

      Lol yeah XD

    • @leviathanqueen3780
      @leviathanqueen3780 4 года назад +5

      Bears are smart, I wouldn't be surprised

    • @tatumfowler3603
      @tatumfowler3603 4 года назад +2

      NO, STOP BREAKING IT, COME BACK **LITERALLY JUST PEPPER SPRAYED THE BEAR**

  • @MissRoxanne123
    @MissRoxanne123 6 лет назад +1144

    *BEAR PLEASE STOP! BEAR STOP! BEAR! BEAR!*

    • @djedge8879
      @djedge8879 6 лет назад +25

      STOP IT YOUR BREAKING MY KAYAK 😡😡😡

    • @thebigbear402
      @thebigbear402 6 лет назад +7

      My people did well

    • @music_wolf7027
      @music_wolf7027 6 лет назад +4

      You’re ament to be sleeping it the end of September

    • @firedisco3279
      @firedisco3279 6 лет назад +6

      I bet the momma bear is proud of her son xD

    • @Lightninging63
      @Lightninging63 6 лет назад +7

      Don't fucking pepperspray the bear next time
      Bears grudge hard man

  • @lucasblanton5203
    @lucasblanton5203 5 месяцев назад +2

    9:03 it's almost in sync with Mark going UGHHHHH

  • @triplea777
    @triplea777 2 года назад +2

    Whats funniest?
    Hilarious videos by legends
    or
    Markiplier having a mental breakdown.

  • @Marlock2199
    @Marlock2199 4 года назад +494

    At 5:00 she seems like the type of person who’d yell at ice for being too cold

    • @0Yvonne0
      @0Yvonne0 4 года назад +4

      Lol yeah

    • @wannabecliffburton4275
      @wannabecliffburton4275 4 года назад +10

      I know the amount that she pisses me off is so much even though I have like no knowledge of bears, the most is rdr2 and research because my curiosity of the way black bears act in the game.

    • @jackssketchingstudio3524
      @jackssketchingstudio3524 4 года назад +7

      r/rareinsults

    • @SnackGuy2Star
      @SnackGuy2Star 4 года назад +1

      Karens be like

    • @memespeed8110
      @memespeed8110 4 года назад

      MM

  • @Jevix-xl1tx
    @Jevix-xl1tx 4 года назад +793

    The lady yelling at the bear is like watching a baby try to put the square through the *circular* hole.

  • @TofuBoy1
    @TofuBoy1 9 месяцев назад +2

    12:50 Mark laughs at a long armed drinker😂

  • @BluEyesGamer
    @BluEyesGamer 9 месяцев назад +3

    WHEN HE SAYS "MARKIPLIER" AT THE BEGINNING, IF YOU LOOK CLOSE ENOUGH, YOU CAN SEE A LITTLE BIT OF SPIT GO OFF TO THE RIGHT. PUT IT ON 0.25 SPEED TO SEE IT CLEARER

  • @arandomcrusader8822
    @arandomcrusader8822 3 года назад +775

    Markiplier during the Sims 3 patch notes: *_Silent laughing_*

  • @amizanto
    @amizanto 4 года назад +878

    12:17 where Markiplier looks exactly like his T-Shirt

    • @realb0rby
      @realb0rby 4 года назад +19

      That's cause the shirt is him

    • @oddsweed3937
      @oddsweed3937 4 года назад +14

      R/wooooosh

    • @samurai6170
      @samurai6170 4 года назад +9

      11:26 what’s this music called?

    • @tray8458
      @tray8458 4 года назад +3

      super monkey yeah duh 200 IQ

    • @logimagnusson955
      @logimagnusson955 4 года назад +3

      DANK_ton7783 MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE It’s called Lacrimosa.

  • @xen60xen
    @xen60xen Год назад +1

    The law and order one has gotten me every time I’ve watched this for 2 years or longer XD

  • @FireDragonYT63
    @FireDragonYT63 Год назад +3

    12:10
    No, Mark I totally lost at the bird getting poked in its anus 🤣🤣🤣 that part had me LMFAO 🤣🤣

  • @iamanevutable981
    @iamanevutable981 3 года назад +1018

    Lady: "if you come near me, I'm going to pepper spray you."
    Also Lady: "Where are you going? Come here!"

    • @neucoarc
      @neucoarc 3 года назад +6

      relatable

    • @neucoarc
      @neucoarc 3 года назад +14

      you see, there's this karen that i live near, and if you do anything to her, even saying a simple "hello", she will get mad at you. when you realize she's not worth wasting time, you will just walk away while she's talking shit. she'll always say "you're harassing me! go away!" but when you do it, she's like "wait, i gotta be even more of a asshole to this person!" and then "come back! i'm not done with you!"

    • @jono5764
      @jono5764 3 года назад +1

      She’s my science teacher

    • @rofl7448
      @rofl7448 3 года назад

      a karen

    • @Venlxlty
      @Venlxlty 3 года назад +2

      Her voice hurts my ears so much

  • @harumakival
    @harumakival 5 лет назад +1147

    *peppersprays bear*
    WHY ARE YOU BREAKING MY KAYAK WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU

  • @lunchisaburgur7382
    @lunchisaburgur7382 Год назад +1

    7:26 when you're happy you vibe to the music. When you're sad you understand the lyrics ✊🥺

  • @HeatherCutright
    @HeatherCutright 4 дня назад

    That Sims part was hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @coxucker1000
    @coxucker1000 6 лет назад +2518

    *"BEAARR..BEEEEEAAAR STOP BREAKING MY KAYAK IT'S THE END OF SEPTEMBER WHY ARE YOU HERE BEAAR BEEEAAAAAR"*

    • @scarletblack2912
      @scarletblack2912 6 лет назад +44

      XD that was so cringe that it was funny

    • @Lacunykt
      @Lacunykt 6 лет назад +50

      She sounds so distressed😂

    • @crunkodiledundee
      @crunkodiledundee 6 лет назад +78

      It's almost like she pepper sprayed the bear and he was spiteful

    • @ErraticConduct
      @ErraticConduct 6 лет назад +52

      bears are real smart cookies. i don't think it's almost like it knew, it knew for sure, and decided to break the kayak in anger.

    • @lEGOBOT2565
      @lEGOBOT2565 6 лет назад +5

      Libtards everyone

  • @spacedut245
    @spacedut245 6 лет назад +214

    *WhAy ARe YoU bReaKiNg mY KAyaK*

    • @BioSentient
      @BioSentient 6 лет назад +19

      *bEAR, STOP IT. STOP IT BEAR. STOP BREAKING MY KAYAK. BEAR, NO. COME HERE. STOP THAT. PLEASE STOP BREAKING MY KAYAK. BEAR, STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHP*

    • @catchris99
      @catchris99 6 лет назад +7

      Bear: OH YOU JUST PEPPER SPRAYED ME!? ALL BETS ON THE KAYAK ARE OFF NOW

  • @Themountain6197
    @Themountain6197 Год назад +1

    The bear looked so betrayed when she pepper sprayed him no wonder he attacked the kayak

  • @stinkyape1555
    @stinkyape1555 Год назад +1

    This is without a doubt the best try not to laugh video I have ever watched, I know this because I can watch it over and over again and still laugh my ass off

  • @indigorain7209
    @indigorain7209 4 года назад +724

    “WHY ARE YOU BREAKING MY KAYAK?!” *breaks into cheesy Disney princess song*

    • @Tadashichigo
      @Tadashichigo 4 года назад +7

      There was a small part of me that wanted the bear to just somehow say “I don’t know, why’re you trying to talk to me-“

    • @miriamgodoy155
      @miriamgodoy155 4 года назад

      @@imagnomie5242 fghkeesvz👼💇💇🎅.fxxc😒😒😱😱😱

    • @barrybeebenson7052
      @barrybeebenson7052 4 года назад

      *Please don’t break my kayak bear~*

  • @Xero-phantom89706
    @Xero-phantom89706 5 лет назад +887

    Bear: to show you the power of flextape I swaed this boat in half

  • @ninethetwotailedfox
    @ninethetwotailedfox 9 месяцев назад +2

    i love how the beginning of the video's captions is the whole video

  • @johnfreepunk6664
    @johnfreepunk6664 Год назад

    Watching these old videos again really gives me
    DEJAVU!

  • @holdeenyo8914
    @holdeenyo8914 3 года назад +806

    can we give props to the guy who did the subtitles, mans literally translated the ugandan knuckles russian to english

    • @justhere7108
      @justhere7108 3 года назад +37

      The fact that the lines were from cod is hilarious

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 3 года назад +16

      Not to mention narrating "mark nearly breaks again."

    • @reneebingham7872
      @reneebingham7872 3 года назад +6

      Even better, can we give credits to mark not laughing at the russian anthem? i did like 3 times

    • @Uncle_Hargle
      @Uncle_Hargle 3 года назад +2

      I love making subtitles.

    • @tempera797
      @tempera797 3 года назад +2

      The bird that got poked in the buthole

  • @whenthesosissus9889
    @whenthesosissus9889 3 года назад +1995

    "Hello everybody, my name is Markipler"
    Hello markipler, my name is everybody

  • @ImmaGoofyGoober
    @ImmaGoofyGoober 9 месяцев назад +1

    3:17 I LOST LOL

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Год назад +3

    1:56
    "Patrolling The Old Try Not To Laugh Videos almost makes you wish to see Markiplier in a Black and White Checkered Suit"

  • @sunnydispositionn
    @sunnydispositionn 3 года назад +1040

    “Sims are not allowed to leave the school, so they will always die.” Hey I think the sims are trying to be more realistic

    • @theyeetus1428
      @theyeetus1428 3 года назад +43

      It's both hilarious and sad that that's true.

    • @chrissymcgill117
      @chrissymcgill117 3 года назад +10

      my school is called sims

    • @sunnydispositionn
      @sunnydispositionn 3 года назад +12

      @@chrissymcgill117 oh no

    • @reliyah3206
      @reliyah3206 3 года назад +4

      Bruh

    • @trd33
      @trd33 3 года назад +1

      @@sunnydispositionn anyway the meteor hit the school

  • @supadupapogers7476
    @supadupapogers7476 4 года назад +714

    "come here bear"
    *Previously sprayed him in the eyes"
    Also
    "What have I ever done to you??"
    Previously pepper sprayed bear

    • @draggeddowngames1689
      @draggeddowngames1689 4 года назад +7

      VulpiaanPlus how is it harassed if the women is defending her property against a Creature that’s 7X bigger than her?

    • @supadupapogers7476
      @supadupapogers7476 4 года назад +3

      @@draggeddowngames1689 you got a point. My bad

    • @You-rt2wi
      @You-rt2wi 4 года назад +5

      ThegreatestRacer shut attacked first in the footage first tho.

    • @alexdurain3753
      @alexdurain3753 4 года назад +3

      ThegreatestRacer damn thing is a 3rd her size, she’s lucky momma didn’t come beat her ass

    • @kevinphoenix2007
      @kevinphoenix2007 4 года назад

      Gawd, she sounds like the wicked witch of the west after Dorothy threw water on her.

  • @RexGaming107
    @RexGaming107 Год назад +2

    3:17 Had me at that point, i couldn't keep it in anymore 🤣

  • @clacktloc5816
    @clacktloc5816 10 месяцев назад +1

    even the older kids refuse to show that to their little brother, what a good family