Conspiracy Theories That Turned Out To Be Completely True

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  • @dangerszewski9816
    @dangerszewski9816 Год назад +5036

    my personal favorite "conspiracy theory" is that they hired Kubrick to direct the moon landings-- but he was such a perfectionist he demanded they shoot on location.

    • @ericgardner3140
      @ericgardner3140 Год назад +170

      Bwahahahaha! Sounds like something Kubrick would do!

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 Год назад +29

      Nice

    • @mariakelly90210
      @mariakelly90210 Год назад +20

      TESTIFY!

    • @jooleebilly
      @jooleebilly Год назад +116

      Oh that's GOOD. I'm using that next time someone comes out with some old nonsense about the moon landing.

    • @jackturner214
      @jackturner214 Год назад

      Actually, Kubrick was well known for rarely leaving England; even Full Metal Jacket, which is set in South Carolina and Vietnam were shot in Cambridge and along the River Thames using thousands of imported palm trees and other tropical plants. If Kubrick did fake the moon landing, it would be because he demanded actually parts of the moon be brought to central England for the shoot!

  • @shadowninja6689
    @shadowninja6689 Год назад +962

    My grandfather was one of those asbestos "conspiracy theorists", except because he worked in construction someone had to use the stuff to finish the job. Despite there being no proof that Asbestos was harmful at the time many of the workers didn't trust the stuff. Under the union rules the company couldn't force anyone to use the asbestos, so they offered bonuses to those who did. My grandfather never took the bonuses, but his brother practically always did. His bother died in his 40's of asbestos related ailments, while my grandfather outlived everyone else in his generation in the family (including his wife) living to the age of 93.

    • @GAZ-TRX
      @GAZ-TRX Год назад

      There is evidence that the dangers of asbestos have been known since antiquity. The Greeks had noted that men who mined asbestos contracted a far more fatal form of miners' lung than any other type of miner.

    • @melissafarrugia9531
      @melissafarrugia9531 Год назад +26

      Blessed with wisdom, I am glad to hear He lived, what's considered a long life

    • @B0R3D901
      @B0R3D901 Год назад +30

      Smart man, it's crazy to live to 93, I'm sure he made a lot of good decisions to do it and it showed

    • @Natty183
      @Natty183 Год назад +7

      Listen to yourself. You're the expert you need.

    • @bonnecherie
      @bonnecherie Год назад +16

      You're lucky. My grandfather on my dad's side died when he was 52. He'd worked as a plumber all his adult life, and because it was around the time that Asbestos was starting to get removed from use, many houses still had it in their walls. He'd developed mesothelioma and died quickly when I was 9.

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios Год назад +565

    So the gay detector not only managed to detect people who are aroused by porn, but also people who are repulsed by porn? Congratulations Canada, you found a a machine that can detect if it displays porn.

    • @amn1308
      @amn1308 Год назад

      It's essentially a polygraph.
      Idk why Simon was surprised they linked Commies and gays, now the commies are openly gay. Perhaps the fluoride RUclips now has ads from the government saying is in the tap and good for you did it like with the frogs. He brings up Jones a lot but not that he's just reading research papers for "his" theories.
      As for the "demon" bits the Bible is very clear it's writers believe there are extra-dimensional beings and dozens of different types all non-terrestrial, so alien. Can't really blame Jones for inventing Judaism?
      Even if you could his religious beliefs have nothing to do with the validity of the documents he's reading.

    • @ivannichols715
      @ivannichols715 Год назад +22

      Canada: " I'm sensing your sarcasm, friend."

    • @dbloodymoon
      @dbloodymoon Год назад +20

      A machine which detects strict asexuals?
      It's a yes on my books!
      (I'm aroace)

    • @worldcomicsreview354
      @worldcomicsreview354 Год назад +5

      ​@@dbloodymoonNot aroused by smells?

    • @genericamerican7574
      @genericamerican7574 Год назад +1

      @@worldcomicsreview354 you’re not aroused by smells? Weird. But why are you telling someone who isn’t into anything? I guess they would understand to a point?

  • @redisk
    @redisk Год назад +2774

    I'm pretty sure Simon embodies our collective hyper focus and ADHD obsession with learning sometimes. He just found a hack to get paid for it and to pay people to do the research for him.

    • @s4bombshell
      @s4bombshell Год назад +106

      You’re not wrong necessarily… but I’m thinking Simon really just likes money 😂

    • @imnotyourfriendbuddy1883
      @imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 Год назад +74

      a lot of big youtube channels with decent production were funded from the start by established media companies. I wouldn't be surprised if Simon really worked for the BBC or something. Conspiracy or Fact?

    • @syyneater
      @syyneater Год назад +48

      The ADHD/Aspe side is one of the reasons I got into infosec. You’re still trying to protect against the same types of attackers, but the methods for exploitation, and detection, are constantly shifting (often within the same 24 window). It’s a cycle of constant learning and always being used be or more steps behind our adversaries. Stressful and fun!

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 Год назад +14

      ​@@s4bombshell I gather you garnered that by the way he celebratory screams capitalism!

    • @jamesfry8983
      @jamesfry8983 Год назад +22

      @@s4bombshell Yes and lots of cocaine, allegedly.

  • @ingridfong-daley5899
    @ingridfong-daley5899 Год назад +754

    My daughter and I talked on the phone today and, because we lived in both China and Kazakhstan for years and had already been specifically informed by govt officials there that they would be monitoring all our communications, we still say hello to our potential 'monitors', telling them they're better listeners than some men we've had relationships with, etc.

    • @jtsena
      @jtsena Год назад +125

      I suppose that's one way to cope with dystopia.

    • @EterPuralis
      @EterPuralis Год назад +73

      Actually telling you that's what they're doing seems ironically polite

    • @kaworunagisa4009
      @kaworunagisa4009 Год назад +81

      You're too nice. I live in one of the two (not telling which one, but you might be able to guess from the rest of the comment), and my father and sister used to be members of the local Communist Party, and then worked with the govt on some sensitive issues (don't ask me, I never had the clearance), and out landline was monitored all the time, and in a very obvious way -- it sounded pretty much the same as when someone picked up the other phone on the same line. I used to deliberately start talking about anime, games, etc. gore and yaoi with explicit details, and more than a few times the echo disappeared pretty quickly 🤣

    • @EterPuralis
      @EterPuralis Год назад +39

      @@kaworunagisa4009 That... is hilarious 😂 And a bit of a flaw in their system if you just need to yuck out the operator before talking about important stuff 😅

    • @ingridfong-daley5899
      @ingridfong-daley5899 Год назад +31

      @@EterPuralis I thought so too! It was when we got to Kazakhstan--we went to the embassy for paperwork, and they just 'openly informed us' that both their country and the US were both monitoring everything, even when we'd leave the country. I wasn't remotely shocked they were watching, but that they'd be so upfront about it almost felt like an intentional dig at our own home govt who never paid us that courtesy. :)

  • @kjanttigvu6887
    @kjanttigvu6887 Год назад +42

    I agree with one thing you're saying here. I first observed in the '90s, that crazy conspiracy theories are the perfect cover for real conspiracies.

  • @WolvenSpectre
    @WolvenSpectre Год назад +457

    As a Canadian I was royally pissed when I found out that when we banned asbestos and asbestos tainted products the government supported the production of it to go into buildings in other countries that hadn't. Most of us had no idea that we had an asbestos industry outside of science supply and aerospace research. To us it was like this old fashioned thing like fluoroscopes and lead house paint.

    • @noodlelynoodle.
      @noodlelynoodle. Год назад +13

      Yeah asbestos is still used all the time but just less so for like residential insulation except for like in fireplaces

    • @podulox
      @podulox Год назад +12

      Blame Canada...
      (Is there a song about that?)
      EDIT: ^The song-thing's a Southpark joke... I like Canada

    • @atodaso1668
      @atodaso1668 Год назад

      Asbestos comes from Quebec, they make up their own rules.

    • @WolvenSpectre
      @WolvenSpectre Год назад +12

      @@atodaso1668 Actually it was the federal government that sanctioned it. Hell they even promoted it internationally. Quebec does things differently and has a powerful voting base but they still are under federal jurisdiction when it come to the ban.
      But Quebec Politics does play into the production continuing past the ban.

    • @jenniferwalker2940
      @jenniferwalker2940 Год назад +20

      We Canadians do have a shite government. We're sorry for anyone affected by this.

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 Год назад +147

    5:15 - Chapter 1 - The US govnerment resorted to secretly bodysnatching dead babies in the 50's
    9:50 - Chapter 2 - The canadian government fired hundred of people who failed a gay detector fruit machine
    15:10 - Chapter 3 - Asbestos can be a bit dangerous
    21:35 - Chapter 4 - 1000 of US died during prohibition after the government deliberately poisoned the alcohol

    • @whereswaldo5740
      @whereswaldo5740 Год назад +15

      Can we please break that Canadian testing machine out again for Trudeau?
      Asking for a friend.
      And all of Canada.

    • @nielsklarenberg5871
      @nielsklarenberg5871 Год назад +8

      @@whereswaldo5740 I love how there is a class of people who are the exact same no matter what country they come from. Like folks who dislike their prime minister and will keep complaining about them anywhere and everywhere in the most unrelated places. You litterally exist everywhere!

    • @imnotyourfriendbuddy1883
      @imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 Год назад +4

      @@nielsklarenberg5871
      this species is commonly called "Ivanbot"

    • @mickmccasker6401
      @mickmccasker6401 Год назад

      @@nielsklarenberg5871 Not to mention that literally no-one cares if he's gay, it doesn't affect his politics. It's just a lame insult from right wing idiots with room temperature IQ

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 Год назад +1

      @@whereswaldo5740 Think what you want about Trudeau, but he clearly isn't gay.

  • @danielbarrientos4721
    @danielbarrientos4721 Год назад +208

    This was actually my first time hearing of the Canadian gaydar. So thank you Simon for teaching us about the same stuff over several of your channels. I appreciate you 👍

    • @frankiefavero1666
      @frankiefavero1666 Год назад +4

      Agreed! Not a great day for Canada though, asbestos and the gayday... they seemed so friendly 🥺

    • @isabellrose
      @isabellrose Год назад +1

      Me too!

    • @nobodyfamousX
      @nobodyfamousX Год назад +8

      I like when he covers things multiple times too I feel like you still end up learning new things anyway because of the change in format.
      Like in this case the difference between how he presents stories on brain blaze is more comedic than his other channels.
      Or the difference between learning about a criminal on biographies versus learning about one on casual criminalist

    • @t.l.
      @t.l. Год назад

      ​@@frankiefavero1666 if you think Canadians are always friendly, you might be surprised to learn that the nazis modeled their eradication of the Jews on how the Canadian government tried to eradicate the Indigenous peoples.

    • @Willy_Tepes
      @Willy_Tepes 9 месяцев назад

      Newsflash,......most people can detect persons with abnormal personality traits. Identifying people who sometimes go to the synagogue is also not so hard. If you practice for many years you can also detect untruthfulness in most cases. People can easily be put into categories which eases understanding of their reaction patterns. This is very useful to navigate life.@@frankiefavero1666

  • @epowell4211
    @epowell4211 Год назад +391

    I have always been pro donate body to science/ organ donor as I feel medical research and helping others is important and our body is just a meat sack. Therefor, I was shocked at my own visceral response when my baby was born dead - I didn't even want an autopsy, much less donating her body for research. In the moment, all I could think was "she's been through enough". My doctor did say that autopsy probably wouldn't show anything and since genetic tests had been good, no useful information for future pregnancies would likely be found, and that if we could see into the womb during pregnancy, we'd be shocked that any baby came out alive. I regret I wasn't strong enough to allow her death to be of some use, but at the time it was out of the question. My heart breaks for those families whose children were used without their permission.

    • @janemiettinen5176
      @janemiettinen5176 Год назад +64

      Dont worry about it, honey. You were emotional, full of hormones and in the middle of crisis, its hard to be able to think critically, if not impossible. You did the best you could, nobody can ask any more than that. Hindsight is always perfect. And Im so very sorry for your loss, I hope youve found some piece of mind. Greetings from another registered organ donor :)

    • @anagorn-e980
      @anagorn-e980 Год назад +33

      My friend, no one can blame you for that, you and your family gone through the some of the worst stuff a person can live through. And you are a good person for thinking this way but that's your decision (of parents) no one else's.
      I wish you the best, I hope you and your family reach your goals and happiness. I can't give you a proper advice or anything, just good wishes. Stay safe brother.

    • @christine4670
      @christine4670 Год назад +20

      So very very sorry for your loss. Noone knows what they would really do in such a horrible situation until it happens. Sending love

    • @podulox
      @podulox Год назад +1

      (too much...)

    • @debbylou5729
      @debbylou5729 Год назад +20

      You have quite the romantic, noble idea of donation. They are used as crash test dummies, testing how strong the bottom of a hummer must be to protect people from explosions. I believe these are equally important. I’ve heard about people who lost it when they found out their dearly departed was used for bomb testing. I think that’s weird. Knowing this I don’t think your reaction was wrong AT ALL. I’m sorry that, in addition to your loss, you’ve added your own condemnation of your actions

  • @NoraSalas
    @NoraSalas Год назад +99

    I used to like the name Peter as a possible baby name. Now I wouldn’t be able to use it without wanting to yell “am I right, Peter?!” at them all the time.

    • @jooleebilly
      @jooleebilly Год назад +3

      Nothing wrong with that. AM I RIGHT, PETER!?

    • @pbentesio
      @pbentesio Год назад +1

      @@jooleebilly Yes you are

    • @jooleebilly
      @jooleebilly Год назад

      @@pbentesio Thanks, Peter!!

  • @JayBigDadyCy
    @JayBigDadyCy Год назад +92

    The only channel Simon has left to create is one for that glorious beard. My God, that thing deserves it's own channel.

  • @seangannon6081
    @seangannon6081 Год назад +116

    Asbestos and lead are no joke. I live like 30 minutes north of NYC and was 11 when 9/11 happened, a lot of parents worked in the city and I knew a few firefighters that died that day. The sad part is all the volunteers and construction workers that went down for the rescue and cleanup and decades later so many of them have either died or are suffering from some nasty stuff. I’m a contractor and can guarantee every house built before the 1970’s ( and possibly later) is filled with asbestos and lead paint and siding and pipes.

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 Год назад +13

      You’re right, but so is Simon. Asbestos is safe if it’s used properly, it’s still incredibly useful in certain applications.

    • @zogar8526
      @zogar8526 Год назад

      And yet there are people who think lead isn't harmful. They think it is a lie from the government to get rid of lead paint. Why you ask? Well that's obvious. They made lead paint illegal not long before all the tech devices and stuff that use radiation started coming out. And the lead paint blocks and protects from this harmful radiation. And the government couldn't have that.
      I'm not kidding at all. There really are people that believe this. And far more of them then you'd think. A lot of them are flat earthers and anti vaxxers too. Guess if you're dumb enough to fall for one, you're dumb enough to fall for them all.

    • @ZAV1944
      @ZAV1944 Год назад +1

      My grandfather was an electrician and was exposed to asbestos, he eventually passed away from complcations related to that.

    • @stoferb876
      @stoferb876 Год назад +13

      My dad was a dentist. In dentistry mercury were often used in fillings before 1990 or so (and not too uncommonly a long time after that aswell), which of course is a poison. But the thing is, as long as that mercury remains stuck in people's teeth it doesn't do any harm. People often wanted him to replace their old mercury fillings with modern plastic fillings, and he often did so, but also often not. And what made the difference was if there was something wrong with their fillings in the first place but more importantly wether that by doing this procedure his patients would risk to be exposed to more mercury and potential mercury poisoning than if the mercury had just been left alone inside their fillings.

    • @jooleebilly
      @jooleebilly Год назад +9

      I "visited" an abandoned nuclear missile silo (I guess we had ICBMs in pastures in the 60s and 70s?). Anyway, it had been stripped pretty bare and had rusty water but we found where they giant area where they moved parts around. The dust there was so nasty it chased us out within an hour even wearing flight suits. Super itchy. I found a small pile of disintigrating MSDS. They listed Asbestos as a "mild lung irritant" in 1974. Then my dad said if I went again I should probably bring a geiger counter because back then they weren't as careful about shielding from radiation. Oops. It was super fun tho. Been over 30 years and I don't have any ill effects. Yet.
      [edited for typo]

  • @ComedorDelrico
    @ComedorDelrico Год назад +14

    I knew there were "fruit machines" in the UK but I always assumed that meant a vending machine that sold fruit. 😆

  • @caradonnelly9009
    @caradonnelly9009 Год назад +804

    I had the autopsy laws changed in Ontario in 2010 after my son's brain was retained without permission and was attempted to be hidden. It was a whole thing with pathology to be a known thing they kept brains for fun basically. Canadian government has lots of terrible hidden things involving medical horror shows

    • @nollypolly
      @nollypolly Год назад +118

      Stg the Canadian government is one of the shadiest in the world but no one thinks so bc our neighbours are so infamously horrible.
      Also, I'm so sorry that happened to you. I had no idea that happened here! Disgusting.

    • @PetThePeeves
      @PetThePeeves Год назад +98

      Holy hell. I am so sorry. I’m glad you fueled that change though. I’m American, so it usually doesn’t occur to me that Canadians might also do shady shit since my country kind of has the market on unethical government experimentation cornered.

    • @annimalasenko7326
      @annimalasenko7326 Год назад +19

      @@PetThePeeves yeeeeah...nooo America is shady af

    • @bobhope3589
      @bobhope3589 Год назад +6

      It was a sex thing..

    • @stinky-smelly
      @stinky-smelly Год назад +34

      ​@@PetThePeeveslol we have the market on a lot of horribly unethical things cornered 😞 glad to see another American online who isn't absolutely worshipping our government

  • @evilmindedsquirrel
    @evilmindedsquirrel Год назад +726

    Simon's faith in lawyers makes it clear that he had never had to deal with a lot of lawyers

    • @briandonegan3165
      @briandonegan3165 Год назад +2

      L

    • @nightshiftjanitorial7202
      @nightshiftjanitorial7202 Год назад +15

      He also went to law school for a bit but I don’t think he finished

    • @imnotyourfriendbuddy1883
      @imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 Год назад +81

      @@nightshiftjanitorial7202
      he got disbarred when it was uncovered he was THE cocaine kingpin of the UK. Ever wonder why he doesn't live there anymore. Conspiracy or fact?

    • @zaberfang
      @zaberfang Год назад +19

      I mean he was educated in Law, of course he'd side with the bloodsuckers.

    • @sandrahunter5904
      @sandrahunter5904 Год назад

      Well.....some you commentors are criminals.
      Let the bloodsucking begin!

  • @the_skajakwdr950
    @the_skajakwdr950 Год назад +62

    Honestly the prohibition thing is creepily similar to the contamination of fentenyl into the narcotics trade. I've long suspected govt involvement because why would dealers and cartels kill their own customer base.

    • @ThirtytwoJ
      @ThirtytwoJ 9 месяцев назад +1

      Gov subsidized pay, enough to retire early.

    • @EdMan6623
      @EdMan6623 9 месяцев назад +5

      That's a funny sentiment. Drugs are pretty well known for causing people to die, so I can't imagine the dealers and cartels are very much concerned for their customers' well-being.

    • @blowitoutyourcunt7675
      @blowitoutyourcunt7675 9 месяцев назад

      Or its the Third Opium War, the CCP is using it as negotiation leverage....
      Dig deep enough and all of the sources say these opiate analogs are coming from China.
      Or you can continue to believe conspiracy theories, up to you! Where in America and we're allowed to have individual thought...

    • @tylerstevens5352
      @tylerstevens5352 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@EdMan6623 ion know man I've seen the same addicts for my entire life after fent started making its rounds people started dropping like flies

    • @SunkissedMalice
      @SunkissedMalice 9 месяцев назад +1

      What?! The government would _never._ 🙀

  • @annetta2608
    @annetta2608 Год назад +78

    Teflon is a more modern example of something that was promoted as being safe and wonderful. Dupont knew for years that it was dangerous, but buried the evidence.

    • @vulcanfeline
      @vulcanfeline 4 месяца назад

      just throw it away if it ever gets scratched. just - lol

    • @maxbracegirdle9990
      @maxbracegirdle9990 4 месяца назад +1

      I love that one of the most recent brain blazes was on this 😂😂

    • @bryn494
      @bryn494 3 месяца назад +1

      Teflon fumes are dangerous when it's burned; this happens at about 800F, which is higher than the melting point of lead. Leaving Teflon pans in the oven during a self-cleaning cycle can do this so be careful opening that oven door... Spin-doctoring works both ways and is the real 'killer' in the room because it's so common it's ignored... :(

  • @MassManicMedia
    @MassManicMedia Год назад +168

    "If you trust the government, you don't how history"
    - me, just now

    • @kaseynichole8703
      @kaseynichole8703 Год назад +8

      You don't how history huh

    • @niewazneniewazne1890
      @niewazneniewazne1890 Год назад +2

      Me when he said he didn't believe that us gov was spying on it's citizens.
      "Whatever is technically (and practically) possible can be done"
      The weirdest one was "they're making freaking frogs gay" one.
      A scientist which was unaffiliated with a chemical/waste management company testing the safety of tap water treatment in USA, have turned up with well a "very nice" response from the company which wanted to increase the use of the chemical.

    • @ronfroehlich4697
      @ronfroehlich4697 Год назад +5

      @@kaseynichole8703 you how what he means

    • @ronfroehlich4697
      @ronfroehlich4697 Год назад

      @@niewazneniewazne1890 when I heard Alex Jones say that they were turning the frogs gay, I couldn't help but remember an article I read in U.S News and World Report in the nineties that said that frogs were exhibiting hermaphroditism more often than previously observed and that alligator penises were shrinking likely because of something in the water (wherever they were measuring alligator penises). The article suggested that there might be a link to the declining sperm counts of human males.

    • @blanddull6881
      @blanddull6881 Год назад +2

      @@ronfroehlich4697 no Ron, at this point I really don’t…

  • @tater82
    @tater82 Год назад +61

    My husbands whole family grew up in a very small town. No red lights, 1 stop sign and was 3 roads. Everyone ended up with cancer and most passed before the age of 55. Due to arsenic in the water that they had to drink. Of course they didn’t know till way later, but it was such a small town they just kept the same set up clear into the 2000s. I told my husband at the age of 40 he has to get a colonoscopy. He lost his dad and uncle just months apart due to cancer. Both his aunts has polyps, then his aunt just had to have a kidney removed due to cancer. Thankfully his parents separated and of course he lived with his mother so he was only their on the weekends where the rest of them lived there for years. Just scary to think about what the future holds.

    • @darknightz2062
      @darknightz2062 8 месяцев назад

      This one's a doozy!
      Miles Davis PHARAOH'S DANCE
      ruclips.net/video/2ZIqcq-OBeM/видео.html

    • @vulcanfeline
      @vulcanfeline 4 месяца назад

      eat any micro plastics today? wait till we find out what that does to you

  • @zubsies
    @zubsies Год назад +630

    He always stops himself, but, I personally love when Simon goes off on side stories about his life/youth, love learning about Factboi just as much

    • @LynnAgain83
      @LynnAgain83 Год назад +5

      Same...cuz I do it myself! xD hehe

    • @variaxi935
      @variaxi935 Год назад +13

      EXACTLY like bruh he already has 69 channels lol may as well throw in one more channel where he shares thoughts and personal stories hahaha I'd love it

    • @janedoe6181
      @janedoe6181 Год назад +5

      I love it when Simon does that too. It makes him so much more personable and relatable.

    • @richardorta8960
      @richardorta8960 Год назад +6

      He should compile all his little tangents and expand on them if possible.

    • @jerichaux9219
      @jerichaux9219 Год назад +8

      @@janedoe6181 honestly, I used to watch his TopTens & Geographics before I knew these existed (and I believe he was still more reserved back then), but at this point I just watch these because (and this is fact):
      SIMON IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
      The dude makes my day when he goes off script. I work from home, and have slowly been dissolving from the lack of Human connectivity, so it’s like having company in a way.

  • @tomfisher6422
    @tomfisher6422 Год назад +7

    I can see calling slot machines "fruit machines, but after this, I can't envision pulling the handle with a straight face...

  • @qveenissac
    @qveenissac Год назад +1

    9:11 Selling a dead kid's legs?! DRS WUT TF U UP TO?? That's SICK
    where's my share?!
    I'm dead 😂

  • @ilajoie3
    @ilajoie3 Год назад +88

    Good to see Danny back in the Blazement where he belongs

    • @droomzy
      @droomzy Год назад +3

      "where he belongs", lmaooo man basically said if Danny's chained up then at least he's writing! ✍🏾😂😂😂

    • @Ligma-Balls-69
      @Ligma-Balls-69 Год назад

      Blaze it up! #420

    • @janemiettinen5176
      @janemiettinen5176 Год назад +1

      I hope his re-capture wasnt too dramatic. Im imagining blow-darts and throw nets, or maybe quick pillowcase over head and being thrown in the white van.

  • @crxzycxctus2901
    @crxzycxctus2901 Год назад +276

    As someone with ADHD I appreciate Simons random moments where his thoughts wander.

    • @patricklynch9574
      @patricklynch9574 Год назад +2

      Huh what's that Shiny.

    • @aspcia
      @aspcia Год назад +5

      Squirrel! Same 😅 Have you seen that Everything At Once movie? I think that's what it's called...

    • @crxzycxctus2901
      @crxzycxctus2901 Год назад +3

      ADHD is like the tunnel in Willie Wonka, tons of images all at once some more terrifying than the others.

    • @lucaspeden3727
      @lucaspeden3727 Год назад +1

      i'd like to know what's in his cup

  • @rebekahklemm1210
    @rebekahklemm1210 Год назад +4

    Oh my! I remember following you years ago! This video popped up on my feed and I immediately remembered that I used to follow you and I wondered why I hadn't seen your channel in so long. I know it's been 3 years because your voice brings me right back to the flat I was living in during 2020 when I was first watching you. Now I see your channel has exploded since I was last here - congrats! I'm just happy to be back! xx

  • @chillinon3263
    @chillinon3263 Год назад +189

    I was so confused why Simon needs a barber but then I remembered beard grooming is a thing

    • @SquidCentauri
      @SquidCentauri Год назад +21

      Also, not ALL the hair on his head has stopped growing. The Krusty the Klown tufts on the sides and back still have to be shaved slick. His barber probably straight razor's his head as well as trimming the beard.

    • @maaingan
      @maaingan Год назад +6

      You do know going bald doesn’t happen all over the entire scalp all at once? You still need to shave the remaining thinning hair, and to get a close-scalp shave usually needs a razor which is not ideally a solo operation unless you don’t mind 35 bandaids on the back of your head

    • @chillinon3263
      @chillinon3263 Год назад +8

      @@SquidCentauri @maaingan I understand this but only one bald friend of mine has actually told me of his routine and he shaves himself, so I, in my ignorance, just assumed that is the norm for bald dudes

    • @francisfischer7620
      @francisfischer7620 11 месяцев назад

      Oh I love his beard! It's not as magnificent as my husband's but it's awfully nice.

  • @mariededkova603
    @mariededkova603 Год назад +223

    This is the first video I saw on this channel and the first few minutes are just…I didn’t know Simon could be this funny. He’s so different compared to the other channels. It’s great!

    • @levioppo4588
      @levioppo4588 Год назад +4

      Beat me to it it’s cool to see him as a person not just a commentator

    • @michaelperrigo
      @michaelperrigo Год назад +3

      Came here to say this!!!😂

    • @copycat21c
      @copycat21c Год назад +1

      Right?! I’m loving it!

    • @darknightz2062
      @darknightz2062 8 месяцев назад

      Miles Davis PHARAOH'S DANCE
      ruclips.net/video/2ZIqcq-OBeM/видео.html

  • @DavidStruveDesigns
    @DavidStruveDesigns 10 месяцев назад +10

    Simon, you might be surprised about the whole asbestos thing. I'm a few years older than you, turning 40 in the coming February, but I found out that even I have lung scarring from asbestos. It's not a life-threatening amount, but it seems my old school had asbestos and just going to school in that building for a few years was enough to expose my lungs to the stuff. My doctor wasn't even that surprised about my chest x-ray results - he said that asbestos lung scarring was actually extremely common for people of my age/generation.

    • @lesliekilgore648
      @lesliekilgore648 8 месяцев назад +1

      yup, somebody needs to clue Simon into the full story about how asbestos was pretty much plastered everywhere on everything that even might slightly be a fire hazard.

    • @darknightz2062
      @darknightz2062 8 месяцев назад

      Miles Davis PHARAOH'S DANCE
      ruclips.net/video/2ZIqcq-OBeM/видео.html

    • @DedMan516
      @DedMan516 7 месяцев назад

      Australia didn't ban it till the late 80s if I'm correct and holy shit we are seeing the consequences of it now. People in their 30s totally fit and healthy just dropping dead from asbestos related health issues because houses were being built with the stuff up until it was banned so young people are growing up in houses made from the stuff

  • @stevenmccart8502
    @stevenmccart8502 Год назад +45

    I had friends tell me I was a conspiracy theorist when I used to rant about our government invading our privacy and losing our constitutional rights , especially after 9/11. Not such a nut now am I guys ??

    • @everybodyslawyersusanbetzj5721
      @everybodyslawyersusanbetzj5721 Год назад +5

      I was a college professor at the time. That day the subject of every class was life as you know it is over. I was very unpopular with the administration after that. I later went into the practice of law and quadrupled my income. So it's all good. So good for us.😊

    • @chicocannon
      @chicocannon 11 месяцев назад

      America hasn't been free substantially longer than 2001.
      But instead of the govt doing it, you have helped this by typing this message out on a device to a site that is 100% stealing your data and tracking you.

    • @vulcanfeline
      @vulcanfeline 4 месяца назад

      i still vividly recall the shudder that went through me the first time i heard the u.s called The Homeland

  • @xion1629
    @xion1629 Год назад +84

    I've always thought the negative connotations associated with the term "conspiracy theory" were manufactured as a way to discredit the legitimacy of any real secrets. I came to this belief on my own, prior to ever seeing the idea elsewhere- considering I'm not a genius, it's extremely unlikely that someone in the collective government never thought of doing it. Look at the misinformation campaigns that are being/have been run everywhere in the world and the "complexity" it would take to execute is very plausible

    • @JessicaPradoHanson
      @JessicaPradoHanson Год назад +5

      A lot of these conspiracies are also the root of most of humanities issues….. like MKULTRA

    • @JessicaPradoHanson
      @JessicaPradoHanson Год назад

      You are correct I have spoken to SRA survivors that told me the therapist that stared Satanic panic was paid to do those things to discredit SRA survivors. So they created a fake victim to discredit all victims. Sounds pretty demonic to me so why wouldn’t we question if this could be true for more things. They did the same things to the Epstein survivors too.

    • @larrywhittaker9901
      @larrywhittaker9901 Год назад

      Government PROPAGANDA ABUNDANT but as soon as someone is onto one of their SCHEMES they're LABELED a conspiracy theorist to discredit them. Then they toss out some ACTUAL crazy theories to give the term more teeth so people become dismissive of talk about ACTUAL SCHEMES

    • @SobrietyandSolace
      @SobrietyandSolace 11 месяцев назад +1

      Truth and facts

    • @InspectahPatio
      @InspectahPatio 10 месяцев назад

      That is literally what happened in 1967, CIA didn't invent the term conspiracy theorist, but they did try to weaponize it.

  • @cheradenine1980
    @cheradenine1980 Год назад +22

    05:20 for when the theories start getting discussed 👍🏽

  • @aliceinwonderland8314
    @aliceinwonderland8314 Год назад +137

    A good way to sift through conspiracy theories:
    1. Theoretically could someone/something do that within our scientific understanding and technology etc(with a small amount of wiggle room for new/kept hidden discoveries)
    2. Practically would they have the resources, manpower, loyalty, organisation, influence etc to actually do what's being suggested
    3. Is there some sort motivation that would make sense for them to both have and follow through with in this manner
    4. What evidence is provided for and against, what kind of relation do the sources have to the subject of the theory, is there a potential ulterior motive to their providing of evidence such as finance or bias towards certain people/things
    And remember, be curious with healthy dose of scepticism, and don't forget to evaluate and adapt as necessary when/if evidence changes.

    • @WolfgangDoW
      @WolfgangDoW Год назад

      Also remember almost all ""them"", one world government, cabals, etc are just antisemitism

    • @TheHardys01
      @TheHardys01 Год назад +1

      Awful advice

    • @gnarthdarkanen7464
      @gnarthdarkanen7464 Год назад

      Frankly, I've found Occam's Razor to have fairly reliable and practical application in such things...
      In the reality as we have it, 90% of real conspiracies HISTORICALLY RECORDED actually began with the "Bureaucratic Ass-covering" and spiraled out of control through ever growing masses of lies. ;o)

    • @boogieknee3781
      @boogieknee3781 Год назад +10

      5.Upon potential discovery,how much effort would be required to 'plausibly deny' compared to the cost of the backlash.
      ....example....
      The bulgaian umbrella attack was far from an isolated assassination.
      How many victims of the kgb were killed where their murders were not investigated?
      ....example....
      the UNIBOMBER claimed for years that he had been drugged by the CIA
      his claims later proved to be part of various drugging experiments by the U.S.govt.
      ...example...
      the bombing of Rainbow Warrior
      the French govt.were only exposed because of the resourcefulness of the NZ,UK,AUS Govt.investigation.
      (Psst,the word is skeptic,never trust spellcheck😸)

    • @imnotyourfriendbuddy1883
      @imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 Год назад +7

      5. Are the people responsible specifically named or is it "they" or "them"? They and them never actually exist.

  • @kawa-rimono
    @kawa-rimono Год назад +35

    I remember asbestos was found in our school, it was common when the school was built. It was said to be fine as long as it's not disturbed, which is fine to say, but it's a school! We used to lift the ceiling tiles up in some rooms, other rooms leaked, and at the time generally over subscribed, so lots of pupils. I'm sure it was mostly OK, but it's a bit worrying.

    • @Bagledog5000
      @Bagledog5000 Год назад +4

      I worked at a school in Japan that still had it in the ceiling tiles up until about seven years ago. They used to check them every year to see if they were still stable and whatnot. I guess they finally got the money to replace them, so they did that job when they put the first AC units in the school. Why no AC units? Well up until then they hadn't needed them, but given that kids and teachers were getting heat stroke ETC due to first of their kind record high temps, they had to put them in. They did that district wide. Summer school life got a lot better after that. 🙂

    • @davidmcgill1000
      @davidmcgill1000 Год назад +2

      Always thought it was funny that they say to not disturb it, then they disturb all of it all at the same time removing it.

    • @sherylcascadden4988
      @sherylcascadden4988 Год назад +6

      I had to sign a waiver when I worked in a government building that had asbestos in the floor tiles. I was told it was a small enough amount that any ill effects were unlikely, they were legally required to disclose it was there, and it was on a surface that people walked on daily, microscopic bits could be "eroded" and might cause harm over extended periods of time. A study was done, and removing the tiles would have exposed more people to greater amounts for a longer period than just leaving it in place.

    • @serPomiz
      @serPomiz Год назад

      @@ooneybird27 the thing is, the abatement team knows what they do, with which parameters, instruments and how to do it, the guy did not know at least one of the four basic requirements. one of the reason why removing it from infrastructure is so slow going is that you need to do it with the right care, doing it to fast breacks the thing something fierce

  • @chermarano
    @chermarano Год назад +19

    My grandfather worked as a boiler tender for decades. He eventually got breast cancer, and died . We found out it was due to working with asbestos. He was one of the first known cases of mesothelioma.

  • @carlroy
    @carlroy Год назад +48

    Simon asks himself if the gesture he just did is offensive and proceeds to do a whiping movement while shouting "get in line". That's exactly why I watch many of your channel. Can't get enough of those random things.

  • @GorgeDawes
    @GorgeDawes Год назад +40

    Not only is Canada historically a large-scale asbestos producer but there is actually a town in Western Quebec that goes by the name of Asbestos. Efforts have been underway for a while to change the name to literally anything else, since it has been proving difficult to attract people to the town in recent years.

    • @StonerWaifu
      @StonerWaifu Год назад +4

      I'm gonna start a metal band called Asbestos

    • @BP-bx6si
      @BP-bx6si Год назад +8

      @@StonerWaifu should be a mineral band

    • @tired1923
      @tired1923 Год назад +7

      it was renamed Val-des-Sources a few years ago

    • @runed0s86
      @runed0s86 Год назад

      There's a county in Canada that produces more pollution than the entirety of China.

    • @tired1923
      @tired1923 Год назад +2

      @@runed0s86 that’s not true, in 2020 China was the largest emitter of carbon dioxide at 10 668 million metric tons, while Canada produced 672 million tons. China’s population is much larger tho, so Canada does emit more than twice as much per capita.

  • @Enjoymentboy
    @Enjoymentboy Год назад +10

    the whole "Canadian government/gay detector fruit machine" makes me laugh. As a Canadian I hear this story and see how things are today and I can't help but think how far we have come. lol

  • @johnathanblackwell9960
    @johnathanblackwell9960 Год назад +19

    My neighbour's father was one of the men who were sent in to document the aftermath of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, he showed me some really chilling photos

    • @keithkickanigga
      @keithkickanigga Год назад +1

      If those photos are around share for the sake of teaching history

  • @spartakip9507
    @spartakip9507 Год назад +80

    I want a 10 hour loop of Simon say "allegedly"

    • @kimberleyjanemcnab5343
      @kimberleyjanemcnab5343 Год назад +8

      Or one of those key rings saying “ALLEGEDLY” in his store. That way when anyone says a conspiracy theory you could just press it, “ALLEGEDLY”😂😂

    • @spartakip9507
      @spartakip9507 Год назад +1

      @@kimberleyjanemcnab5343 yesssss

    • @Heyitsallgoodman
      @Heyitsallgoodman Год назад +5

      Once upon a time I used my phone to pay for debit. It had RUclips open with Simon on the screen. The fella said "is that the top tenz guy?" I said yup.... then walking to the car I knew it, I should have said "allegedly..." 😆 always think about it after the fact

    • @DarkZodiacZZ
      @DarkZodiacZZ Год назад +2

      Maybe a thermochromatic coffee cup would work. Just pour in your favourite hot drink for that word to become visible.🥸

    • @stormwarrior007
      @stormwarrior007 Год назад

      10hours would not be enough 🤣

  • @MrSuperMichel1997
    @MrSuperMichel1997 10 месяцев назад +9

    My grandma literally died this year of Asbestos cancer. They calculated how and what and it traced back to the one renovation they had done to the house or restaurant they owned. Never would've come into contact with it if not for that renovation.

  • @HomoSapien-z5q
    @HomoSapien-z5q Год назад +14

    My grandmother on my mothers side was present when a house with asbestos isulation was being torn down. She was not wearing any breathing protection
    30 years later she passed away from pulminary fibrosis, an uncurable lung condition. Never having smoked a day in her life
    From all acconts she was a wonderful woman. It's is a shame I never got the chance to know her.

  • @riverlady982
    @riverlady982 Год назад +71

    In the late 1990's I noticed a door open in our school I assumed went to the attic or roof here in America with quite a lot of plastic layers. I managed to ask just the right person, eventually, why and found out they were removing the asbestos from the attic. They were replacing it with something else to keep the school warm. This is why I never assume some place is asbestos free if it looks at all old enough.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Год назад +2

      They did that a couple years ago in a school here and during the construction classes were held in containers on the school yard

    • @MollyPrewittWeasley
      @MollyPrewittWeasley 10 месяцев назад

      My school had asbestos in the ceiling too. It was removed around 2007. It was built in the late 1970s.

    • @TylerGetsHigh
      @TylerGetsHigh 9 месяцев назад

      They burnt our school down that had asbestos

    • @andrewstrid8016
      @andrewstrid8016 8 месяцев назад

      Same in edmonton

  • @justandy333
    @justandy333 Год назад +2

    "Maybe we should make a video on why Canada's a piece of shit." 😂😂😂 Wow, that one caught me off guard 😂

  • @EddieM1994
    @EddieM1994 Год назад +60

    Honestly, I feel like "detached from reality" is a good way to phrase it. There are people who are completely sane and rational but believe completely ridiculous ideas.

    • @davidripley2916
      @davidripley2916 Год назад

      Hence Brexit. 😶‍🌫️

    • @maaingan
      @maaingan Год назад +10

      “Trickle down economy,” is a pretty big one requiring the total and absolute suspension of rational skepticism. No modern economist could pull off a scam like this using modern data

    • @subliminalfalllenangel2108
      @subliminalfalllenangel2108 Год назад +1

      There is also a thing that is the complete opposite: disillusionment. The person the through the true nature of things. The line between the two is very thin.

    • @Ghryst
      @Ghryst Год назад

      "detached from reality"
      oh looky, theres one right now -> @@davidripley2916

    • @captainfunktastic2255
      @captainfunktastic2255 Год назад +2

      Detached from reality is a misnomer. Those people are actively at war with it.

  • @eetadakimasu
    @eetadakimasu Год назад +20

    The worst thing is working at a restaurant when a diesel vehicle comes through the drive-through. As the vehicle idles, the back of the restaurant fills with fumes, and we have to live with it until the vehicle leaves. Not good for the workers or the food but I've found that people driving larger, louder, smellier vehicles don't tend to care about the pee-ons, which are basically anyone outside of the driver's seat.

  • @ceruleanvoice3538
    @ceruleanvoice3538 Год назад +2

    Shoutout to all the Peters of the world now living in fear of a $1.5bn lawsuit brought by Simon Whistler

  • @NeurodivergentMamaBear
    @NeurodivergentMamaBear Год назад +26

    Got my tin foil hat ready for this one! Are we about to find out Simon is a lizard person?

    • @Plaprad
      @Plaprad Год назад +6

      It would explain why he so strongly believes he can be frozen to extend his life.

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 Год назад +3

      Even if he doesn’t say it, we all know the truth…

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 Год назад +4

      He's an amphibian person. It's rude to call an amphibian person a lizard person. It just shows ignorance about their culture.

  • @erggml1887
    @erggml1887 Год назад +12

    I am wondering if Carbon composites are going to be the Asbestos of my generation. Between the nightmare fuel that the epoxies are themselves, the idea that small fragments of carbon fiber composites are airborne when grinding or sanding operations happen just sends chills down my spine. Add in that in consumer products there are no warnings about that so I have seen people cutting, grinding and sanding on Carbon Fiber stuff without a thought.

    • @lesliekilgore648
      @lesliekilgore648 8 месяцев назад

      considering your entire body is already made up of massive amounts of carbon... i seriously doubt it. i've read multiple studies of fibrous carbon sheeting dust analysis and you are entirely wrong. the glue is the worst part of carbon fiber manufacturing.
      we've been using it not quite as long as asbestos was used... but after black lung disease from coal mining and coal dust manufacturing processes for chemical usage, meso with asbestos, silicosis of the lungs from quarry work making big rocks littler or mining sand or mining salt, lye burns of the mucosal membranes eyes and skin producing potash and industrial lye for chemical plants or household use, and the worst one of all... POWDERED QUICK-SET concrete factories not following proper dust mist and moisture control procedures are WORLDWIDE producing a hardening 'cloud' of breathable agents that yes... TURNS YOUR LUNGS INTO CONCRETE BLOCKS OVER MULTIPLE YEARS!!! this one is entirely and utterly untreatable unless the ENTIRE lung is removed and transplanted with a new one. unlike COPD or meso which SOMETIMES both respond to treatments... concrete lung disorder is totally incurable.
      the only things i've ever read about manufacturing with carbon fiber sheets is...
      1 standard wrap-around safety glasses prevent micro-fibers from injuring the eyes.
      2 light weight dust masks just like woodworkers cutting and sanding factory made furniture keep those carbon-microfibers from irritating the nostrils and sinuses.
      3 tightly woven gloves to prevent the sheets of trimmed fiber from cutting the skin and micro-fibers from getting embedded in the skin and causing repeated painful 'prickles' and a rash.
      4 just like with fiberglass workers, those using the epoxy binders and glue need proper ventilation and respirators/rebreathers to prevent fume inhalation.

  • @organicwest
    @organicwest Год назад +22

    A buddy of mine who owned an asbestos abatement company, died from mesothelioma at the age of 39. BTW I AM Canadian. The town in Quebec were they mined asbestos was called Asbestos. They changed the name in 2020 to Val-des-Sources

  • @redisk
    @redisk Год назад +16

    You should do a channel where you just read declassified CIA/FBI/Pentagon/ETC files.

  • @knowEyeDeer
    @knowEyeDeer Год назад +5

    Project sunshine sounds like an appropriate name, the department of energy uses what they call "sunshine units" to describe radiation exposure.

  • @AlexSandul
    @AlexSandul Год назад +22

    Yay new business blaze

    • @PaulsGarage
      @PaulsGarage Год назад +3

      Business blaze forever

    • @RHCole
      @RHCole Год назад +1

      OGBB's know it to be true.

  • @cedgson91
    @cedgson91 9 месяцев назад +2

    This is more hilarious chaos than casual criminalist 😂😂😂
    Love it!
    The tangents are brilliant

  • @MrJjones543
    @MrJjones543 Год назад +18

    I worked security for a few years at an old people's home and they had asbestos flooring in their auditorium area where everybody also ate lunch, And they decided to take the flooring out, so the company that did it sealed the entire room off. It looked like the CDC was quarantining an area because it got contaminated with marburg or something

  • @kriscerosaurus
    @kriscerosaurus Год назад +134

    I know we give Simon a lot of guff for his tangents, but honestly they're enjoyable.

    • @dukstedi
      @dukstedi Год назад +4

      to each their own😮😂

    • @88_TROUBLE_88
      @88_TROUBLE_88 Год назад

      @@dukstedi ikr wtf lol

    • @johnrhodes3350
      @johnrhodes3350 Год назад +1

      grief not guff

    • @ardenalexa94
      @ardenalexa94 Год назад +2

      His tangents often crack me
      Up. 😂

    • @88_TROUBLE_88
      @88_TROUBLE_88 Год назад +2

      @@johnrhodes3350 my dad always used that phrase interchangeably with the word "flak" sometimes standing in for the word "guff" in the phrase but I looked it up and it's actually correctly spoken (or typed in this case) and used appropriately for the idea which it's trying to convey so your criticism is incorrect here..
      Jussayin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @thatcasualdragon2975
    @thatcasualdragon2975 Год назад +5

    I know this was six months ago, but it's basically impossible to fully separate asbestos from talc and the industry currently polices itself and tests such minuscule amounts that it's basically testing for nothing. Which means any makeup with talc in it (which is a lot), or actual talcum powder (although most of these have now been pulled), can potentially cause mesothelioma. It's still a big problem. Plus in the US we have a lot of old buildings where it's still around. Both my grade school and high school had it still.

  • @XXXkazeXXX
    @XXXkazeXXX Год назад +61

    I just want to thank Simon & the crew for using the term ”Nordic” instead of the standard ”Scandinavia” most English speakers use incorrectly when including Finland. Cheers from Finland!

    • @xyz7572
      @xyz7572 Год назад +1

      You don’t consider yourself Scandinavian?

    • @XXXkazeXXX
      @XXXkazeXXX Год назад +11

      @@xyz7572 it doesn’t matter whether I consider or not, Finland is not part of the Scandinavian peninsula. You could argue about a small north-western part of Finland, but the most of the country is not. If you want to include Finland with Scandinavian countries, the correct term is Fennoscandia 😊 and if you say ”Nordic”, then it includes Scandinavia (Norway, Sweden, Denmark), Finland and Iceland.

    • @frankiej.gatsby
      @frankiej.gatsby Год назад +2

      Today I found out in the comments

  • @Odayian420
    @Odayian420 Год назад +93

    I really want Simon to do a episode on micro expressions and the study on them. Just so he can see how much his facial expressions actually give away

    • @redisk
      @redisk Год назад +5

      OMG YES

    • @jamm8284
      @jamm8284 Год назад +6

      You will be fed what ever info the blaze machine wants to feed you and you will like it 👀🤝🤣
      Seriously though that wide eyed expression. I can practically hear the redditers tapping away at the keys with a conspiracy on Simon 🤣

    • @Odayian420
      @Odayian420 Год назад +4

      @@jamm8284 oh yeah on all 15 of his channels lol

    • @redisk
      @redisk Год назад +2

      @@jamm8284 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @redisk
      @redisk Год назад +9

      @@Odayian420 he's soon to have enough channels that he can start his own cable network... 🤣

  • @kenneybis1097
    @kenneybis1097 Год назад +25

    Been trying to binge watch all of Simon's video content but keeping up with all 38 of his RUclips channels is taking awhile. Lol

  • @Lil-Dragon
    @Lil-Dragon Год назад +10

    I know so many random things from Simons channels. My mum wonders how I know so much random stuff, but I enjoy his tangents on different shows.

  • @noahlogue
    @noahlogue 10 месяцев назад +1

    Simon with his magnificent beard talking about how old he is freaking hilarious.

  • @obi-wankenobi8462
    @obi-wankenobi8462 Год назад +7

    Mercury tooth fillings! After many dentists refused to remove mine, a “holistic dentist” did, and told me the American dental association owns the patent for those filling materials and forces all their members to lie and poison people! I recovered from several low level issues after I removed them.

  • @cuttwice3905
    @cuttwice3905 Год назад +7

    Many of the groups that campaigned to get alcohol illegal in the US ended up campaigning to make it legal again. They had not considered human nature and the black market. The organized crime which prohibition caused horrified them into the change.

    • @serPomiz
      @serPomiz Год назад +1

      this is what happens when you believe you can solve complex and stratified problems with quick and easy general solutions.
      problem is, every 2 generation people seems to forget the fact!

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Год назад

      And going the other way: If you legalise it, you can tax it!

    • @vulcanfeline
      @vulcanfeline 4 месяца назад

      @@HappyBeezerStudios which is why pot is now legal in canada. yay, one for us

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 4 месяца назад

      @@vulcanfeline we got home growth legal now over here.

  • @bishyeahbish3758
    @bishyeahbish3758 Год назад +1

    Duuuuuude seriously how many youtube channels do you have or work because this is absolutely at Least the sixth or seventh (probably more tbh) that I've seen you/listened to you on?!?!
    I mean fair play mate I hope its working out for you, you strike me as a hard working gent, so, hats off to you fella, all the best to you sir 🎩

  • @garryhackstedde4417
    @garryhackstedde4417 Год назад +17

    I love it. Does 20 different channels, calls out the writers for lack of creativity. The only way to do what he's done

  • @charliemurphy6457
    @charliemurphy6457 Год назад +10

    I remember working at Disney world while they were removing asbestos in the space next to our restaurant area. I'm sure it was all fine. They hung plastic sheets over the hallway

  • @o15523
    @o15523 Год назад +5

    Simon oversharing is one of the things that makes this channel so great.

  • @elivanto1673
    @elivanto1673 Год назад +11

    Can I buy Danny a drink? How do you keep him fireproof? Is he Canadian? So many questions...

    • @DannySalter
      @DannySalter Год назад +1

      I'll have a carton of Um Bongo if you're buying.

  • @Zagonos
    @Zagonos Год назад +70

    Hey! I really enjoy most of the content Simon ends up reading! Just a personal opinion about the presentation: I like when Simon has the script physically with him on a tablet. It makes it a bit easier to tell when he is reading from the script and when he is adding some reaction of his own. Feel a bit more like we are experiencing the script together for some reason. Just an opinion! Thanks for the great stories!

  • @lilrubfrsocal6708
    @lilrubfrsocal6708 Год назад +3

    It's not even surprising anymore that all govts and corporations lie, what's surprising is how we all just accept it!

  • @KaitLynnHt
    @KaitLynnHt Год назад +10

    Ahh, asbestos In the mid 80s, while playing kickball in gym, it was considered a home run if you kicked the ball so hard it hit the ceiling, making it "snow". 4 years later my sister started elementary school and informed me that they had put plastic up over the ceiling and now hitting the ceiling with the ball was an automatic out to discourage kids from doing so. Also, the gymnasium was above the music room, so while the gym class was running laps like a herd of elephants, we were filling our lungs with air to sing whilst the white powder from the ceiling tiles was knocked loose and sat suspended in the air. I count myself lucky I only, so far, developed asthma in high school.

    • @christinebenson518
      @christinebenson518 Год назад +2

      My mom talked about walking past the boilers to get to the bathroom in elementary school. It was the 1960s and yes the kids would reach out and touch the asbestos.
      Also, Rocky and Bullwinkle had at least one episode with Bullwinkle using asbestos oven mitts.

    • @rudra62
      @rudra62 Год назад

      @@christinebenson518 My aunt had a oven mitts, and she used them regularly.

    • @NYCOWNS
      @NYCOWNS Год назад

      You have a thousand things wrong with you huh ?

  • @jacksimper5725
    @jacksimper5725 Год назад +6

    With any government nothing surprises me anymore about their shenanigans

  • @bryn494
    @bryn494 3 месяца назад

    I worked in a plastic blowfilm factory in the late 70's, we used asbestos gloves for handling hot plastic and/or machine parts. Whenever we got a new pair there would be a cloud of choking dust rising from the box. My dad died from emphysema, the inquest determined he'd contracted it from the shower pipe lagging at his coal mine. But for two years before becoming a miner (at16) he'd worked in a tank factory and IIRC asbestos powder was used in their manufacture.

  • @johnbessemer3777
    @johnbessemer3777 Год назад +4

    I grew up in the 70's. As a small child , I wore asbestos pajamas. Also, went to school until the mid 80's in schools with asbestos. I think it was 84, 85, or 86, when they got around to removing it.

  • @Priest8776
    @Priest8776 Год назад +8

    My biggest advice is pay attention to what opposing parties shout the loudest that are conspiracy theories those ones specifically have a ring of truth to them they only act defensive if it’s partially true

  • @666soso
    @666soso Год назад +274

    I always wonder if Simon made a feral RUclips channel where politics and society be damned, how unhinged would he get?

    • @alexander-mauricemillamlae4567
      @alexander-mauricemillamlae4567 Год назад +53

      just watch the old BB videos back before Simon sat down or even better, before he got this mad idea of renaming Business Blaze to Brain Blaze

    • @jooleebilly
      @jooleebilly Год назад +5

      @@alexander-mauricemillamlae4567 AGREE

    • @666soso
      @666soso Год назад +10

      @@alexander-mauricemillamlae4567 I’m well aware and love the old format. It was definitely more chaotic, slowly he’s turning into Alex jones

    • @laurapianezzola3934
      @laurapianezzola3934 Год назад +3

      I would watch that channel all day long

    • @PhantomFilmAustralia
      @PhantomFilmAustralia Год назад

      On the desk, he'd be dissecting small animals.

  • @dylano6804
    @dylano6804 Год назад +2

    The government watching me through my phone camera and only seeing me dragging a straw across it with my nose

    • @ShirleyMalia
      @ShirleyMalia 5 месяцев назад

      HAHAHA that's hilarious!

  • @ValerieBoyco
    @ValerieBoyco Год назад +7

    I always felt that using old scratched up teflon coated pans was asking for trouble. The stuff flakes off into your food!

  • @bipolarminddroppings
    @bipolarminddroppings Год назад +4

    That clip of the barber slapping the dude almost made me fall into the bathtub. I could have died...

  • @Ice_Karma
    @Ice_Karma Год назад +3

    3:56 Correct -- the Earth is an "oblate spheroid". But the bulge is at the equator, not the poles.

  • @ncsquatch2514
    @ncsquatch2514 Год назад +5

    As a former hotel worker I've delt with many Canadians and honestly I think it's less that they're super polite and friendly and more that they're passive-aggressively sarcastic and most non Canadians just interpret it as kindness.

  • @3peckeredgoat735
    @3peckeredgoat735 Год назад +3

    First video I've seen with this guy where he actually has a personality, well done mate.

  • @bradymatherly7305
    @bradymatherly7305 Год назад +7

    I love the way this guy can present his findings and opinions and still in a meta way understand that he is putting this out on the internet. I love the writing

  • @JohnDrummondPhoto
    @JohnDrummondPhoto Год назад +4

    Prohibition was supposed to save Americans' souls. Instead it incentivized the organization of crime syndicates, which we're still dealing with today. Good job, temperance movement.

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 Год назад +1

      Social conservatives are ALWAYS on the wrong side of history on every subject. They haven't learned in over 10,000 years... Not one social conservative cause hasn't died on the ash heap of history with the current ppl pushing it ending up pariahs.. and rightly so.

    • @Vaeldarg
      @Vaeldarg Год назад +1

      Don't forget it also promoted dishonesty and hypocrisy from even its loudest supporters.

  • @mathewhunt81
    @mathewhunt81 11 месяцев назад +1

    New title "Simon gets stoned AF and talks about conspiracies" !

  • @davidelliott5843
    @davidelliott5843 Год назад +41

    I want more conspiracy theories. The recent ones keep coming true.

    • @TTGPetWussy
      @TTGPetWussy Год назад +1

      Conspiracy comes from the Latin root word conspira which means agreed to be true. Theory is just a set of beliefs to explain how something is true.. fun fact if you get charged with “conspiracy” in court that means they have the evidence against you;)

    • @LisaBeta-42
      @LisaBeta-42 Год назад +1

      read Science text - if applied correctly, every find in Science is ONLY a theory that can get scrapped any time if something else - that explains the phenomenon better - comes along

    • @SinfulTitan
      @SinfulTitan 8 месяцев назад

      Conspiracy theories are just future facts.

    • @darknightz2062
      @darknightz2062 8 месяцев назад

      Yup.
      Miles Davis PHARAOH'S DANCE
      ruclips.net/video/2ZIqcq-OBeM/видео.html

  • @tomgreen8246
    @tomgreen8246 Год назад +13

    Love how much fun you clearly had with this video Simon 😂

  • @stewiebalew6446
    @stewiebalew6446 11 месяцев назад +3

    Simons American accent is so hilarious. I've never heard one of us sound like that, but somehow it expresses all of us.

  • @elijahschaffersonlysimp
    @elijahschaffersonlysimp Год назад +7

    I love listening to this guy talk.
    It's like a Stewie Griffin story hour!

  • @stevenmann9769
    @stevenmann9769 Год назад +10

    James Hardie Industries in Australia also had a massive suit against them for asbestos-related health claims.

  • @RogerHurlburt-ym7wi
    @RogerHurlburt-ym7wi Год назад +1

    Thick rim glasses, beard, internet access = instant expert.

  • @CoffeeLoki67879
    @CoffeeLoki67879 Год назад +12

    Simon: "My barbers Canadian"
    Us: "Why do you have a barber?"

    • @JeepnHeel
      @JeepnHeel Год назад

      He obviously needs a routine beard trim and a head shave, but why travel all the way to Canada for it? Seems wasteful, and those homophobes sell people asbestos

    • @DrachenGothik666
      @DrachenGothik666 Год назад +1

      Barbers groom and trim beards, too. They don't just do head hair. Simon's beard is perfect for a reason.😻🧔‍♀

  • @Liamx-00
    @Liamx-00 Год назад +5

    Simon is probably the only person on RUclips who can actually match Penquinz0 for the amount of times I see his face

  • @My_Op
    @My_Op Год назад +1

    9:45 I'm from Belgium, I'm 37, I spend at least 4 hours a day on the internet... but I never heard about "the gay fruit test" fact/conspiracy.

  • @clemi2601
    @clemi2601 Год назад +6

    Actually for Hiroshima and Nagasaki the US has ‘generously’ sent doctors to help the survivors. I learned that while visiting the nuclear bomb museum in Hiroshima. It’s also interesting to note that Hiroshima and Nagasaki w s mostly filled with civilians while there was a toxic gas factory on the island of Okunoshila that was right across the bay of Hiroshima.

  • @Quenstar
    @Quenstar Год назад +5

    The "snow" in "The Wizard of Oz" was asbestos.

  • @andrewthompson5728
    @andrewthompson5728 8 месяцев назад +1

    Unfortunately for everyone, Alex Jones has a frightenly high accuracy rate. If a psychic had the same rate of accuracy, he or she would be Biblical.

  • @madmedic92
    @madmedic92 Год назад +12

    Honestly at this point I need new "conspiracy Theories" because all my old ones came true

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 Год назад +2

      The only conspiracy theory I believe is that McDonald's purposefully buys bad ice cream machines so that the company can come and fix them and charge more money to the store. Since McDonald's is a franchise, the individual stores are owned by people outside the company who pay a fee to use McDonald's food and branding. Forcing them to fix faulty machines using McDonald's staff would make the head company more money off of the franchise owners.

    • @serPomiz
      @serPomiz Год назад +1

      @@greywolf7577 that's more of a accerted ones; the machine broken meme is a thing only in the countries where the repair can't be outsourced

    • @thcdreams654
      @thcdreams654 Год назад

      @@serPomiz man we used that excuse at Dunkin Donuts in the US 16 years ago. What are you talking about.

    • @serPomiz
      @serPomiz Год назад

      @@thcdreams654 as I said, countries where the repairs can't be outsourced. the us is one of said countries

  • @firewoman13merica65
    @firewoman13merica65 Год назад +8

    I luckily just stumbled upon your channel.
    You sir are an absolute DELIGHT!
    I love your delivery style & wit!
    Got yourself a new fan here!