Most Infamous Political Outbursts
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They look like theyre designed for people with uneven legs or clubfoot
@@grapefruitsimmonsshould be perfect for you then?
Do they get smelly? Like when wet haha
Not available in 🇬🇧
Vessi has the Chelsea boots again! YAY!
"I don't have public displays of emotion.. I'm a particularly unchill person, but I bottle it up inside" said every Brit ever 🤣
As a Brit, repressed rage is my main motivation
If you don’t use repressed rage, how do you even get out of bed every day?
@TerryEnby as a Canadian, a sense of responsibility. It's terrible.
Umm? Ok?
As an American that spent 4 years in the UK it's the most adorable thing in the world seeing an English person trying to act mad. Lol
"I don't have public displays of emotion".
Simon, this is Brain Blaze...that's all you do here.
He said that as if we haven’t watched him off his tit’s blazing for the whole duration of the channel.
Nahhh... He only just sends in the clowns than breakdown with WTF is going on with what he is reading...
Love that 😂
Brain Blaze is Simon's self-help process, where he's able to vent his spleen.
Simon says he does a good job of concealing his inner rage from being shown to the outside world..... cue footage of every time Simon asks SIRI a question. 😁😁
He doesn't take his anger out on people.. so inanimate objects unfortunately bare the brunt (we can all learn something good from Simon).
So I'm the 100th like...Simon, ask Siri who you are and what your net worth is....cue the tantrum 😂😂
He does? Fear the inner rage
@@justinfrost6482 yeah, but when the AI takes over he’s gonna be one of the first to be eliminated/enslaved. Computers remember.
@@KpopZuko Nah, Siri is not AI. He is in fact in brotherly love with ChatGPT 😄
Brain blaze is a good way to ignore my responsibilities at work
Same
Or anywhere..
.....or home. Multipurpose!
Felt that
Air traffic controller..??
Nothing like a casual "feelings are embarrassing" from Simon to remind us he's English.
... Don't Japanese men have the same sentiments ?
@@chunellemariavictoriaespan8752 it's everyone but Americans, we tend to express ourselves emotionally very publicly.
Yeah. It always unnerves me how emotionally neutral other nationalities are.
@@chunellemariavictoriaespan8752 they just don't have them. /s haha
@@zackerymeltonturdle5648 I feel like it's men in general of all nationalities, in media from so many places including America the "manly" man is one who doesn't show any overt emotion except laughing at something funny or shouting in righteous fury
Trouble with trying to find "Incredibly Competent" politicians is they always seem to streamline that down into just "Incompetent"... :P
Also, not being on epsteins flight logs would be a nice thing to have in a candidate
The judge, "he was too much of a pleb to come up with the word pleb on the spot."
Just started a new job. I share an office with a coworker. My headphones were loud enough that he could hear Simon through the headphones. He asked "What are you listening to" and in order to describe what Brain Blaze was, I said "Imagine if JStor came to life Pinocchio-style, but was born with borh ADHD and Dissociative Identity Disorder", and I've never been more confident in answering a question at this job.
“AM I RIGHT, PETER!?” 😝😀👍🏻
This comment right here.... legendary. Allegedly.
@@unholyparagon5366 aaaahhhh😂😂😂allegedly
Perfect description.
6:30 Plebeian meant commoner in ancient Rome. It still holds that definition today, but today it is sometimes also used to insult someones intelligence as well, even among people of the same social standing.
In Britain the word pleb had historical/social connotations that it doesn't in other places. Sort of like the 'n' word in the US. It is considered really bad, not because of its literal definition, but because of the history the word has.
Nothing like the n word. But a known insult roughly equivalent to "common"
The editing every time is just...beautiful work 🤌
By now "allegedly" and "in my opinion" has me each time 😂
Were hearing it was a sick ostrich
"I bottle it all up inside, so that no one is ever aware of my true inner rage." Not all of us can be British, Simon.
It’s not just the British that know how to control themselves. Of course, you won’t find that in Walmart.
He just releases his rage on those in the basement.
Like damn, save some British for the rest of your country-men
Let's not forget he moved to Czechia
4 blazes in a week? Simon is spoiling us! Thank you beard daddy!
Beard daddy 😂😂😂😂
He's back on coke
Allegedly
@@cleverusername9369 classic or diet?
@@lulujanuary cherry.
So Simon released a new blaze and a Casual Criminalist simultaneously. So I'm using my tablet and phone to watch them at the same damn time. Beat that!
I feel this begs the question: how much Simon, is to much Simon?
Tv, iPad, phone and laptop all simultaneously playing brain blaze, today I found out, geographics and Top Tens!.. just to see what it would be like after reading your comment.
Too much Simon! Simon everywhere!!! 🥴
@Stephanie is there such a thing???
@@MLG85 that isn't all his channels though, you need more devices.
Peak Whistleverse consumption.😅
Whip reminds me of Stewie of Family Guy! Now I don’t know who does it better 😂
Yeah was quite disappointed when there wasn't an edit with cool whip 🤣
@@pewpewenthusiast1607 yep… that! 😂😂😂
Hwill Hweaton 😂
Or DEVO.
It appears that Simon confused the Ferrero Roche commercials for documentaries about Ambassadors' private lives. Lol Also, I love the squishy fart sounds Simon makes when he storms off the screen to check things! Again, Lol
Squidward tentacle sounds. Everytime he walks away, I just picture Squidward ambling around XD
4:15 - Chapter 1 - Pleb gate
11:25 - Chapter 2 - Anthony scaramucci interview with the New Yorker
18:35 - Chapter 3 - Greg gianforte attacks a guardian reporter
26:20 - Chapter 4 - The caning of senator charles sumner
We need a bio graphics on Julia Gillard, her misogyny speech is amazing. But our politics was game of thrones style at the time.
@@annieinwonderland ok
"Simon Unhinged" would be a much more apropriate name for this channel. Make it happen! 🤣
Welcome (my condolences) to Dave for being the third writer to join the BB crew(be imprisoned in Simon's basement)!
Also, a Casual Criminalist and Brain Blaze video by the same writer on the same day? An extra helping of Blaze Basement mushrooms to Dave for all his hard work!
😂😂😂
Can't stop laughing at this one
He made an error! 😮
No mushrooms for Dave
It's fine, ETA wanted more friends.
Uk what he may have earned a box of Magic Spoon for the Blazement he'll have to share with the editors but good show. Enjoy ur tasty treat Dave and keep working
Simons idea of opulence is a pile of grocery store chocolates.
What, yours isn't?
I suggest you do a RUclips search for "Fererro Rocher advert".
We learned about sumner in 8th grade history and I love teachers who tell us about unnecessary but funny tidbits of history
Sam with the legendary edits. Love your work
I miss the brilliantly timed Ozzy Osbourne clips haha
Love the Simon flashbacks with the fire and screaming!
Thanks mate!
No more ruined, rainy days for me!!! I got my VESSIS, wore them all winter (in Alaska), now I'm ready for the big melt!! Already walked thru some big puddles, not even DAMP inside!! Thanks, Simon!!
I kept imagining Simon as Stewie Griffin when he was saying "wHip"
GAH!!! I’ve had to be away from RUclips for three whole days. I’ve got hours and HOURS of Simon to catch up on!
I'm about to go on vacation, and this concern has me legit low-key stressed
How many pairs of Vessi would I have to buy to realistically start a petition for a single 'throwback' Blaze to the heart of the OG Business Blaze era when I first stumbled onto your channels along with Megaprojects during the first COVID lockdown? I'm talking actually calling it Brain Blaze for the episode, throwing scripts, yelling at the radiator - the whole deal. Just a random thought. Huge fan; always will be and understand you must evolve the blaze image but those episodes are still the stuff of legend!
I'd jump on that bandwagon
Vessi's perfect for winter, spring, England 🤣
I think Kim Jong-Un executing an opponent with an anti-aircraft gun at close range gets an honorable mention.
Congrats to Dave for sneaking in some of the Kipling poem into that intro.
"I need to speak more practice" perfection
WHERE IS DANNY?!? His sardonic style would have NAILED this! Did he escape the basement again??? Simon we've been through this you need locks on BOTH his chains and the doors!!!
BTW good Merch idea let a couple other people write consecutive Brain Blaze scripts and then sell a T-shirt saying "FIND DANNY!"
This will go down as one of my favorite Blazes ever. Listening to Simon try to decipher US politics is always hilarious, but this was... Excellent
Loved the nostalgic shout out to "ze ambassador is spoiling us..." All us 80s and 90s kids will remember those adverts, and how disappointed we were when the special edition - Mint Fererro Roche - didn't glisten and sparkle like the adverts.😅
No clue….
I member
I’m a firefighter and I bought a pair of Vessi for work, when we do hydrant testing. My feet never get wet!
I know we have a lot of videos shitting on politicians but how about a video about the most ridiculous presidential/leader scandals? like the 2 i would suggest to add in are when Obama was criticized for wearing a tan suit or ordering dijon mustard. or that guy whos entire presidential run was ruined because he made a weird sound during a speech (the hyaaaaaaaaaaa guy).
i think it would be a funny video.
You need to look at Howard Dean being completely cookoo-for-cocoa-puffs crazy before saying that screech ruined his presidential campaign.
@@morrigan908 he may have been crazy but he had great numbers that completely dropped off immediately after it happened.
I walked through puddles in Thailand wearing Vessi's and my feet were perfectly dry.
INTO THE BLAZEMENT WITH YOU DAVE!!!!!
Fun fact about the Caning of Sumner: it is the reason the US Houses have a written policy that states no member of the House can carry weapons of any kind on the floor. Canes and other items that could be used as makeshift weapons had to be left in the Cloak Room off the chambers. This is the same policy people like MTG where complaining about when they were told they could not carry their firearm on the floor.
🤣it sounded like the judge called the cop a plebe without actually saying the word!😂
"So that no one is aware of my inner rage"... Simon described my husband here. My hubby is seen as "chill". No. He's just a supervolcano waiting to go boom.
No no Simon, that was a fun story about the harlot.
It's been a while since we had a new channel Simon, are you doing okay?
He's allegedly having difficulty decanting his replicants. A glitch in the vat software. Allegedly.
I just found another one the other day, I don't remember the name, but it's like mysteries something or...I think it's the supernatural channel he's been talking about starting
@@BaldingClamydia Decoding the Unknown?
@@paulherman5822 maybe. That one is pretty new. I looked at my subscriptions and didn't see anything that stuck out. Maybe I've confused it with something else
Edit: I think it was! He had an episode about dragons. If not, it was "Into the Shadows." I haven't seen many from that channel yet
@Paul Herman It's "The Science of Science Fiction"
Someone randomly liked my reply today so I was able to find this post and let you know 😁
Allegedly, Anthony Scaramucci narrowly avoided starring as a main Bond villain. The movie in question was unfortunately cancelled days before filming began. It was to be called „The Man with the Golden Cannolo“.
$52 for a BB pillow and $23 for a mug...jesus!
Simon, you make me laugh so much. I look forward to your vids, esp. casual crim. I have cancer so I spend a lot of time getting chemotherapy every week. You make those infusions goes so fast with your comedic observations :D
its been a handful of months since i last seen your videos
your beard only got more majestic than the last time i seen it
Scaramucci was the best part of the Trump saga.
And he was better at his job than people give him credit for. He was... very American Italian, and it definitely seeped into his job, in a way that benefited him (which also meant Trump). He went into a debate and got everyone to fight each other and didn't say a single thing. In the one of those phone calls, he just said "I'm gonna go fuck with Priebus," then openly did (cuz they hated each other), and then Preibus resigned. The leaks were a "huge problem" at that time, hence the psychotic stuff he said. In reality the leaks were good and hilarious, but he was doing what the president wanted. If you put the fear of God in everyone who works there, they quit and only really crazy and loyal people try to get hired. And people actually watched the press conferences. Plus, Steve Bannon is objectively a bad human being.
I hate Trump, but Scaramucci technically did what trump wanted and kept him happy, and was fucking hilarious to watch.
The best part of the trump saga (so far) was his indictment
@@cleverusername9369 truuuuuueeeeee lol. I meant more of the revolving door of people and shit lol. Cuz even with both impeachments, everyone knew what the outcome was gonna be, and there was just a lot of bitching. So out of the time he was in office, for me it is Scaramucci, him losing the election, getting banned from twitter, the impeachments, then January 6th in a way, I suppose. Only because of what came after and the stupidity that unfolded, and richer far right assholes suddenly realizing some things have consequences.
But after his time in office, definitely his indictment, followed by finding the top secret documents.
He is just always pumping out content.
Simon, I love listening to your podcast and watching all your videos. This morning I put this video on, listening as I fell back asleep, in the early morning hours. Had the wildest dreams about political people & you were there too!
I fell asleep to Simon and woke up knowing what meunchowsin syndrome is now.....can't spell it though.
Simon playing step 1 in buttering the local authorities.
Future president of Czechia 🇨🇿🎉❤
Love the added Squidward walking sound effect 😆
When I have had people ask me if I knew who they were my response was to tell them: "...And you have confused me with someone who cares."
Hello Blaze boy, thanks for this Friday upload
8:13 "... trying to sue ... also trying to sue." and I'm like "is this the US? Because this is oddly familiar behavior." lol
Simon is the Reverse Stewie from Family Guy. They both share their inability to say whip.
Sam's editing is *chef's kiss* I always love that whenever Simon walks away from the desk you uses the noise effect for his footsteps 😂😂😂
Sam is the editor on BB 😊
@@meganexelby1062 Lol just realised and edited the comment :) my bad for not checking the end credits! Sorry Sam!
Thought I was listening to the casual criminalist was wondering how this was turning into murder lol
I was waiting on Sumner’s story 😂 I just recently taught about this to my students. It is insane!
That Montana guy is also a big creationist who thinks man and dinosaurs were alive at the same time.
I honestly don’t understand how we let people that stupid even run, let alone win
Wait til you here about his family making a $50 mil donation to one of the state universities
Dave Page. The most ironically perfect name for a script writer ever'✍️
I'd ' love to see more videos about this topic. They CAN'T be the only ones.
Simon is a ticking time bomb. He's going to be on casual criminalist with a different host one day.
I tried to bottle it all up inside,BUT THE MUG!!! THE MUUUUG that chip on it triggered me every time it was in the shot. Lol😅
New vid on a Friday what can be more legendary than Simon blessing us with this gift? Thank you leader
If Vessi will pay me too, I'll say I've been wearing only them for years now as well!!
🤣🤣
This makes me want to rewatch The Thick of It for the 20th time.
You got me with the whole Ferrero Rocher bit. My company works with that company.
We need a video on the dbad Jarrod Kushner. That guy is shady as hell.
To elaborate he has been doing a bunch of shady business dealings. Pushing people out of their housing with really horrible practices. Just look him up.
HOW ABOUT A VIDEO ON HOW CANDIDATES DERAILED THEIR OWN PRESIDENTIAL/POLITICAL RUN? 2 great examples is howard dean (YEAHHHH) and michael dukakis
8:40 He's nobility, so the people are privileged so the info is privileged.
11:40 Scaramucchi is an adult who acts like a kid with ADHD
13:45 Spicer is that nerd who hangs out with the lunatic kids who warns them not to piss on electric wire or jump off garages.
I don't think Simon knows he's running a business. He's taking to a camera because it has a mirror and some leaks the hacked video.
"Double piece of shit"...I'm making that tee-shirt.
Found vessi through business blaze and can confirm best shoes I've worn in a long bloody time, they've managed to survive mud, snow, and even the ocean.
3:25. I lost myself in thought then heard out of nowhere, “my true inner ra-“ (cut to Ad). My mind is like wtf my true inner what? Racist? Brilliant ad spot there lmao.
Note to Sam... next time Simon talks about his love of the word "Whip"... you gotta meme the family guy cool whip commercial with Brian asking "why do you keep saying whip like that?" Hahaha
Just what I needed after that last cas crim 😢
Scaramucci likes to be called "The Mooch".
Ha, the Plebgate politician asked me for a lift from Geneva airport a few days ago, I said no... Had no idea who he was until my guests told me 😂
I see Greg Gianforte is a connoisseur of the Shawinigan handshake 😂
Dude No!!! Why are u making me see Scaramuchis traitores face 😂 we had all forgotten about him. WHY 😂
A Political party isn't a party unless it has Cool Hwip!!!
‘Plebs’ is a BAFTA-award-winning UK comedy series in its 5th season.
Scaramucci has the jaw-line of Cronk from the Emperor's New Groove! lol!
You can call me a "Pleb", you can call me a "Harlot", but don't ever say I am a "practiced speaker"! I say GOOD DAY to you, sir!!
Simon, just think of the US Congress like the British parliament. A congressman (or congresswoman) would be like an MP. We also have the state level congress.
You say “oh ya my nans house was built. 1200s. Around there. We see a house from 1895 that’s old!! Hour north of Toronto, Simon! Cheers mate!
Had to pick my jaw off the floor when he said 1200s!!!!
The caning of Charles Sumner is basically a decent summary of what the average session of US Congress was like in the 19th century.
Competent. The very least of a requirement for leadership.
That's like saying "Mobile. I want a car that's mobile."
"Adequate".
If I remember correctly, the romans had 2 groups within their civilians: the plebeans and the praetorians. The praetorians were those who had some role in politics, and the rest were the common unimportant folk, the plebs. Obviously there's more to it, but its been years since I read about this stuff and I just cant be bothered to google it right now.
I love in Montana. I remember that Gianforte incident.
Jesus, Simon, must be a really thick cup of coffee if you got to bite it
5:52 insurance reasons. imagine a car hitting another car in your parking lot, and now imagine a car hitting a guy on a bike, in an area designed for cars.
And you're going through a gate that has safety features set up for cars, not unprotected people on bikes. It's a liability issue.
This list should be updated once a year. For instance, when Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) described fellow Congresswoman Marjorie Traitor - sorry, Taylor - Greene as a, "bleach-blonde, bad-built, butch body," towards the end of May 2024. I know American political comments will probably dominate here but, to be fair, I'm actually a Canadian. IT.WAS.HILARIOUS!
"I need to speak more practice."🤣
25:36 gotta love fact boy getting the facts wrong. When he is reading from a script. Hahah. The beat up journalist guy is the one who accepted the apology and said what Simon is referring to as the other guys PR person.
"o' say can you see...."
Dave: "no"
Dude, that dude reminded me of the Wicked Witch of the West from Wizard of Oz!!!!!
All hail leader Whistle Boy 😂😂🤣
Not just the people of Montana. The people of the USA in general. They come to Australia all the time and get all macho, starting fights in the clubs etc and get carried out. Last time I saw it happen I told the ambos to take him to the airport and fly him home so he can pay his own medical expenses rather than cost our public health system.
Never change, Sam… Never change…
I won't, but I could for the right amount.