Jane: "So, with a name like Flucker's, it's got to be good." Chevy: "Hey, hold on a minute. I have a jam here called Nose Hair. Now, with a name like Nose Hair, you can imagine how good it must be.Mmm mmm." Dan: "Hold it a minute, folks! But are you familiar with a jam called Death Camp? That's Death Camp. Just look for the barbed wire on the label. With a name like Death Camp it must be so good it's incredible!" Etc....
Despite what Simon thinks, with a name like Smucker's it has to be good! As for the Google/Microsoft thing, I had the same reaction Simon did when he read it. I had to heavily rewrite that section, much more so than normally happens with Brain Blaze, and whatever the fuck that was was clearly an error resulting from that process. While mistakes are inevitable, that was a particularly glaring and embarrassing one.
Good on ya mate for standing up! “A person of character always accepts responsibility for their mistakes and successes.” I don’t know who said it, but I know I didn’t make it up ! 😂😂
SImon mentioning the math book with the answers reminded me that when I was a kid our books had half the answers in the back which was actually pretty clever because if you were struggling they served as extra examples to help you figure the concept out for the ones you didn't have the answers for.
@@slantedshark3853 Bruh you're talking to a guy who spent a week reverse engineering a file format because I didn't understand why some save files for a game had different file names depending on where you bought the game. If I don't properly understand something, it bothers me. Call me what you want but liar ain't acurate.
That was the best pre-intro clip ever... "lawyer speak or is he talking about cock!" Simon, we absolutely love you dude. I watch all you channels and you always keep me entertained or engrossed in your shows. Thanks for being a great creator!
100% behind Lorelei as video editor. Prestine taste. Colm Wilkinson will forever be the superior Jean Valjean. And she even used the clip from the 10th anniversary. A TRUE LEGEND. Thank you Lorelei
I swear this editor is fishing around specifically in my brain for shows to reference/memeify. The one-two punch of futurama-metalocalypse was chefs kiss.
Had a teacher who lost her answer sheet for a test. She found out a student had stolen it - turns out he was dumb enough to put "answers may vary" as legit answers. She was snarky enough to mention it to the class without naming the student.
Had an professor at university who was not very interested in teaching. Probably his research or contracts was more interesting. So he had used 7 questions the last 10 years and gave 3 on exams. You just needed to remember the answers. But some year after I had him he died a month before exam and they got an new professor who made new tests and almost all did not pass the exam :)
One of my college professors decided to be sneaky... he gave every student a very slightly customized test -- the questions were the same, but the numbers involved would be slightly different, so everyone would have a unique answer. Like one student might have 1+1=? while the next would have 2+2=?, that sort of thing (it was Calculus, so they were a liiiiiiittle more complex than that 😅). A cheater would just be looking for the answer from their neighbor, they wouldn't be expecting the questions to vary -- so it made catching the cheaters remarkably easy! hehe!
Lor has become my favorite of Simon's editors! She is amazing, and doesn't miss a thing or waste a moment. Idk what Simon's paying her, but it's not enough 💸💸💸
" I thoroughly inspected and COMFORTED the pig....before slaughtering it for the ham." GOD DAMNIT I LOVE CASTIEL xD and the thermo dynamics. SO GOOD EDIT : OMG DETHKLOK EDIT xD THIS KEEPS GETTING BETTER OMG HOW !
I've been subscribed to this channel since the business blaze, pacing & ranting days. And while I've loved it long time, these days I feel like it's just become a vehicle for showcasing Lorelei's meme game. (And what a great thing that is!) Regardless, I continue to enjoy the fine products from the amazing team.
4:55 - Chapter 1 - Time to die 9:55 - Chapter 2 - Double bicycle! What does it mean ? 16:00 - Chapter 3 - Microsoft's avoid ghettos patent 23:20 - Chapter 4 - Eddie, please don't f*!k your burritos
I’m Loving the editing by Lorelei today - so funny, relevant and almost classy for BB 🤣 great work!!! Suits Kevin’s words and Simon’s delivery of it complete with tangents This was a funny one - love it
Great edit additions! I have to say, I know the Skeletor meme gets used a lot, but every time it is done in a appropriate way, (usually during an inappropriate statement Lol) I have to snicker. Props to Lorelei!
Simon's multitude of channels and range of different emotional deliveries captured on video probably make him one of the most eligible humans to be converted into an AI.
This was hilarious ! Unlike the edited channels, like astro* & & warographics, we get to see Simon spin off on tangents, get tongue twisted, laugh, & have normal reactions to some crazy information. Please keep this channel going man ! You are 1 of my few new favorite humans 😂
Lorelei, you are the best editor on RUclips. Legit your edits are my favourite thing about these videos these days. Killing me over here 😂 Also, Emil Krebs is who I want to be when I grow up.
In Australia, we have a toasted sandwich called a "Jaffle" which you need to make in a purpose made jaffle iron which seals the edges of the bread which results in a hot pocket sort of thing. If you put a sandwich in the iron while it's turned off, you'd basically get the same things as the first mentioned patent. The edges of the iron would probably cut off some of the crust too.
I had to look that up. Apparently they're called pie irons here in the United States, and I'm pretty sure I've seen them at the store or on TV or something but I don't think I've ever seen one in anyone's house and I've never had a sandwich from one. According to Wikipedia, they were invented here before 1920 and called the Tostwich, and then made their way to Australia in the 1940s to become the jaffle iron.
@@adenkyramud5005 Most, if not all of the drivers, would not have gotten in that situation. He was unpredictable. Swerving suddenly, even under braking, for example.
I’m not into car racing, but when you talk about that fiery crash in formula 1 and how the guy walked away. Reminds me of when Dale Earnheart died. It didn’t look violent. It didn’t look like he shouldn’t have walked away…..
I love this episode because this is what I do for a living 😂 and the “elongated member” is patent lawyer speak to keep things broad/vague. I might look up these patents lol.
Simon, for life expectancy in the US you have to go state by state. It is quite different in Minnesota vs. Arkansas. Rather like the difference between Norway and Lithiunia.
right? if you live a very healthy lifestyle you'll live longer; if you live a very unhealthy lifestyle you won't likely live nearly as long. This applies across the board, it's just a matter of whether folks have access to what is healthy and unhealthy
Lorelei's vast knowledge of metal/punk and having appropriate clips to edit into the episodes is endlessly amusing. If anyone had to sub in for my true love Sam, I'm quite pleased it's Lorelei. No disappointments here.
I'm pretty sure that was the best BB intro cut ever... No, yeah... It definitely was, hands down🤣 ... Maybe even one of the best BB episodes ever... I literally rewatched the intro three times in a row, still laughing even now...and I've never done that for RUclips video, in addition to at least a dozen full-on LOL moments. Awesome overall mostly cuz of L ....I adore this video editor, she's a sassy batch and I LOVE it💞
@@ThatWriterKevin that's awesome! I actually know DGR in real life, he's just as amazing a person in real life as he is on stream. Thank you for the reply. You're an amazing writer. You keep me coming back and enable me to put up with Simons tangents!
@@thebear128 He definitely seems like a genuinely nice dude, glad to hear that's the case. And thank you, I appreciate it! Say hi to Dave for me and ask if he can get me John Sports' autograph
@@ThatWriterKevin lol I'll do that! He'll need the address to the basement Simon is keeping you all locked up in. Next time you see Simon tell him thanks from all of us for letting you have Internet access down there.
The existence of open source technology suggests that patents aren't the only thing incentivizing innovation. Patents might still be a net good, but it isn't as clear as you would expect.
That microsoft walking gps taking you out of your way to see ads is an idea I can understand on paper, but all thats gonna happen is that someone is gonna make a version that doesn't do it and people will use that one cause it gets them there faster.
I just love how much the editors take the piss out of everything...not me over here watching a video about inventions giggling like a child who pranked their teacher with a fart machine or whoopee cushion. Bravo folks. Bravo.
Reports of a grisly murder in progress in Woolloongabba (try to pronounce that one, Simon) in Brisbane? That's just the Brisbane Lions playing AFL at the Gabba and getting murdered on the scoreboard by their opponents.
Had an Uncrustable for lunch. As a truck driver, it's convenient for me to just grab one out of the freezer, toss it in my lunch bag in the morning, and it's thawed and ready when I'm ready to eat it.
@@mallen6783 lol hell yea! My wife first started getting them for our girls to take with them to school. Then i figured it out. Quicker than making a sandwich or something.
"People in the past were impressed with anything." He said to us, watching the stupendous spectacle of a bearded man stating the obvious. - a subscriber.
Dang, thank you for this drop today; currently coming down with the flu and since 1: Laughter is the best medicine & 2: I am American my check to Simon for $750 will be in the mail
Hey Simon Highschooler here: The math books I have been using for Middle/High School have the answers on the back but it is only the odd problems. (If you search hard enough you can find a college that did them all and posted it online but I am to lazy to do that but not lazy enough to do homework lol).
Smucker's is a brand name of jams and jellies founded by Jermy Smucker. I remember their advertising slogan when I was a kid was, "With a name like Smucker's, it HAS to be good."
Smuckers makes really good jam. They have a sense of humor about the terrible name.
Their ads say - "With a name like Smuckers... It has to be good."
Jane: "So, with a name like Flucker's, it's got to be good."
Chevy: "Hey, hold on a minute. I have a jam here called Nose Hair. Now, with a name like Nose Hair, you can imagine how good it must be.Mmm mmm."
Dan: "Hold it a minute, folks! But are you familiar with a jam called Death Camp? That's Death Camp. Just look for the barbed wire on the label. With a name like Death Camp it must be so good it's incredible!"
Etc....
Despite what Simon thinks, with a name like Smucker's it has to be good!
As for the Google/Microsoft thing, I had the same reaction Simon did when he read it. I had to heavily rewrite that section, much more so than normally happens with Brain Blaze, and whatever the fuck that was was clearly an error resulting from that process. While mistakes are inevitable, that was a particularly glaring and embarrassing one.
I imagine it is hard getting everything right being locked in a dungeon basement
It's okay. We still ❤ u
I had to Google it, and for a brief moment, I got got by an April fools joke from 2008. An article titled "Microsoft Buys Google For 200 Billion"
@@JazzMac36251
Good on ya mate for standing up! “A person of character always accepts responsibility for their mistakes and successes.”
I don’t know who said it, but I know I didn’t make it up ! 😂😂
SImon mentioning the math book with the answers reminded me that when I was a kid our books had half the answers in the back which was actually pretty clever because if you were struggling they served as extra examples to help you figure the concept out for the ones you didn't have the answers for.
🤨🤔🤥🤥🤥... yeah more ways of figuring out the concept....
My books had the same thing. The teachers would just assign the other half of the equations for homework.
When I was growing up and discovered those answers in the back of the book, I also discovered sometimes they were wrong
And then later he couldn't do any Maths... Too much looking up the answers back in the day!
@@slantedshark3853 Bruh you're talking to a guy who spent a week reverse engineering a file format because I didn't understand why some save files for a game had different file names depending on where you bought the game. If I don't properly understand something, it bothers me. Call me what you want but liar ain't acurate.
For many years, Smuckers (which primarily makes jams) had an advertising tagline, "With a name like this, it's got to be good"
Simon thinks Smuckers sounds bad, wait till he hears about Fuddruckers
When I saw the alternative in Idiocracy, I thought Fuddruckers was a made up name just to get to the evolution of the new name
Or Dick's (the sporting goods store or chicken wings restaurant)
Wait I thought it was fudpuckers…the restaurant right?
Edit. Nm they are both food service places 😂
We get it - Americans like weird names! 😆
That was the best pre-intro clip ever... "lawyer speak or is he talking about cock!" Simon, we absolutely love you dude. I watch all you channels and you always keep me entertained or engrossed in your shows. Thanks for being a great creator!
100% behind Lorelei as video editor. Prestine taste. Colm Wilkinson will forever be the superior Jean Valjean. And she even used the clip from the 10th anniversary. A TRUE LEGEND. Thank you Lorelei
Lorelei was mercilessly SAVAGE! I love it!
We all love laughing at Simon's expense.
I am a true force of nature, and nothing can stand in my way, especially not a a bald man with a beard and glasses! WHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!
Yes ! I love the editing ! It’s gotten me through doing chart notes at work. Thank you Lorelei
@@Marykate465 🎶 What can I say except you're welcome! 🎶
@@EveryFairyDies To be fair, though, Simon makes your job really easy at times (quite often while recording this particular Video)!
@@EveryFairyDiesI appreciate your fondness for classic Simpsons
Hilarious writing, delivery, and editing.
Patents needed for
1) A quiet lawnmower
2) A quiet jackhammer
3) A blood pressure monitor that doesn't squeeze your arm half to death.
As someone who has to keep an eye on my blood pressure and regularly take readings due to a medication side effect. I wish number 3 existed.
My favourite channel in WhistlerVerse!
Pure, joyfully unfiltered Simon Brain!
Think we're gonna need a part 2 of crazy Patents!
I'm hoping we get it as a recurring mini-series.
There's certainly more of them, and reading through the patents was a ton of fun!
@@ThatWriterKevin would love to see more of them, really enjoyed this episode 💙
Yes we do!!
I swear this editor is fishing around specifically in my brain for shows to reference/memeify. The one-two punch of futurama-metalocalypse was chefs kiss.
I saw my opening and I took it. I regret nothing!
Had a teacher who lost her answer sheet for a test. She found out a student had stolen it - turns out he was dumb enough to put "answers may vary" as legit answers.
She was snarky enough to mention it to the class without naming the student.
Had an professor at university who was not very interested in teaching. Probably his research or contracts was more interesting.
So he had used 7 questions the last 10 years and gave 3 on exams.
You just needed to remember the answers.
But some year after I had him he died a month before exam and they got an new professor who made new tests and almost all did not pass the exam :)
One of my college professors decided to be sneaky... he gave every student a very slightly customized test -- the questions were the same, but the numbers involved would be slightly different, so everyone would have a unique answer. Like one student might have 1+1=? while the next would have 2+2=?, that sort of thing (it was Calculus, so they were a liiiiiiittle more complex than that 😅). A cheater would just be looking for the answer from their neighbor, they wouldn't be expecting the questions to vary -- so it made catching the cheaters remarkably easy! hehe!
@@olencone4005 I used to do that. It is fairly with Word;s letter merge feature.
Lor has become my favorite of Simon's editors! She is amazing, and doesn't miss a thing or waste a moment. Idk what Simon's paying her, but it's not enough 💸💸💸
Absolutely! Couldn't agree more!
I'm sure it's plenty enough. But yes, she does a great job.
Agreed. I'm 5 mins in and the editing has been very good!
There all good ofc, but there's a finess to this video
I agree... top shelf editing here
" I thoroughly inspected and COMFORTED the pig....before slaughtering it for the ham." GOD DAMNIT I LOVE CASTIEL xD and the thermo dynamics. SO GOOD EDIT : OMG DETHKLOK EDIT xD THIS KEEPS GETTING BETTER OMG HOW !
The rim shot video with Tom Scott yelling "yes" in the background was awesome. 18:03
I love that video. It's amazing to see how far Tom's gone in the past however many years.
@EveryFairyDies too bad of his semi retirement, at least he can work at whatever pace he wants.
@@route2070 I'll miss his weekly videos, but I know we'll still get good content, and hopefully some deeper stuff too.
Lorelei's editing is SAVAGE and I'm here for it. I'm always happy to see the first metal band clip, then I know not-Sam is at work.
I've been subscribed to this channel since the business blaze, pacing & ranting days. And while I've loved it long time, these days I feel like it's just become a vehicle for showcasing Lorelei's meme game. (And what a great thing that is!) Regardless, I continue to enjoy the fine products from the amazing team.
Ogbb. I miss the script slaps the “SW”neon light still working.
@@johnnychico7052 This OGBB once believed Simon would get that sign fixed..
And the guy who use to count the script slaps ( I think the guys name was David? )
And the ETA heater (Wilson?)
Again, Lorelei, your editing was superb. The jokes really make the show. Thank you so much. I really appreciate it!
😊😊
And I appreciate you! Thank you!
4:55 - Chapter 1 - Time to die
9:55 - Chapter 2 - Double bicycle! What does it mean ?
16:00 - Chapter 3 - Microsoft's avoid ghettos patent
23:20 - Chapter 4 - Eddie, please don't f*!k your burritos
I love that Simon just legitimized Smucker's own ad campaign "With a name like Smucker's, it has to be good"
THE Editing! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Combining FactBoi and Supernatural twice in one episode?! I’m in heaven
That clip of simon with his cigar just made me want to see Simon wearing a top hat and monocle so bad😂 with a fat Cuban of course
I’m Loving the editing by Lorelei today - so funny, relevant and almost classy for BB 🤣 great work!!! Suits Kevin’s words and Simon’s delivery of it complete with tangents
This was a funny one - love it
That Luis intro clip from the casual criminalist is GOATED. I love it so damn much!
It's definitely gone down in Whistleverse history!
Great edit additions! I have to say, I know the Skeletor meme gets used a lot, but every time it is done in a appropriate way, (usually during an inappropriate statement Lol) I have to snicker. Props to Lorelei!
It's a fun one to use, which always so aptly expresses what we're all thinking.
The editing in these videos always has me cracking up. Thank you Lorelei!
Simon's multitude of channels and range of different emotional deliveries captured on video probably make him one of the most eligible humans to be converted into an AI.
Love the Metalocalypse reference to Dethklok.
This was hilarious ! Unlike the edited channels, like astro* & & warographics, we get to see Simon spin off on tangents, get tongue twisted, laugh, & have normal reactions to some crazy information. Please keep this channel going man ! You are 1 of my few new favorite humans 😂
God's speed Sam & Lorelei you guys makes me laugh so much every videos with these crisps cuts. 😂
I love Simons explanation for the name smuckers 😂
I have to applaud the wonderful editing here. I laughed out loud so many times. Brilliant Thank you
Thank you! I do what I can. 😁
Kevin is a DGR fan? That’s an Easter egg I never expected.
I haven't had an Easter egg since my old college days...
@@ThatWriterKevin halfway through a script whenever you reach a stopping point do you ever randomly think “checkpoint city”?
@@GideonFrazier It is a beautiful city, but I have nevver thought that. I might now though
Lorelei, you are the best editor on RUclips. Legit your edits are my favourite thing about these videos these days. Killing me over here 😂
Also, Emil Krebs is who I want to be when I grow up.
Thank you Sam for the recent up take in supernatural gifs. Everyone makes me smile.
Correction... lorelie
In Australia, we have a toasted sandwich called a "Jaffle" which you need to make in a purpose made jaffle iron which seals the edges of the bread which results in a hot pocket sort of thing. If you put a sandwich in the iron while it's turned off, you'd basically get the same things as the first mentioned patent. The edges of the iron would probably cut off some of the crust too.
I had to look that up. Apparently they're called pie irons here in the United States, and I'm pretty sure I've seen them at the store or on TV or something but I don't think I've ever seen one in anyone's house and I've never had a sandwich from one. According to Wikipedia, they were invented here before 1920 and called the Tostwich, and then made their way to Australia in the 1940s to become the jaffle iron.
Cant go wrong with a spaghetti or baked bean jaffle! I dont even like that tinned spaghetti crap but its pretty good in a jaffle lol.
Danny needs to educate us all on cornish pasties
The parenting stuff hit me like train 😂 eat please something. Oh so relatable
The editing on these gets me every time. Now I gotta go watch Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls again. 😂
Not as good as the first one, but still has some good moments.
Love to see the Democracy Sausage getting some air play! 😂 🇦🇺
I didn't get my Democracy Sausage at the referendum vote. Still grumpy about it.
@@EveryFairyDies Me neither! Also still feel ripped off.
Around 11:04 when Simon misspoke “reach-around” and Skeletor immediately said “WHAT?!” had me dying.
"If someone was gonna crash, it was Grosjean" Simon being an absolute savage.... lmfao
I agree with Simon on this :)
@@tomekkaminski2677
Wasn't his first dangerous move.
@@cva1122to be fair, most (or even all) of the drivers would've crashed in that situation. Sometimes you just can't avoid it.
He does the same thing in Indy Car Racing 😂
@@adenkyramud5005 Most, if not all of the drivers, would not have gotten in that situation. He was unpredictable. Swerving suddenly, even under braking, for example.
Thanks for researching, creating and sharing this entertaining video. Great Job. Keep it up!
18:06 It's Matt Grey Yes looking happy with Tom Scott doing the vocals. What a classic video. 😀
I’m not into car racing, but when you talk about that fiery crash in formula 1 and how the guy walked away. Reminds me of when Dale Earnheart died. It didn’t look violent. It didn’t look like he shouldn’t have walked away…..
I love this episode because this is what I do for a living 😂 and the “elongated member” is patent lawyer speak to keep things broad/vague. I might look up these patents lol.
12:19 is that Punk Rock Factory? If so, what a strange crossover of my two obsessions, punk rock and all things Simon LOL
Simon, for life expectancy in the US you have to go state by state. It is quite different in Minnesota vs. Arkansas. Rather like the difference between Norway and Lithiunia.
right? if you live a very healthy lifestyle you'll live longer; if you live a very unhealthy lifestyle you won't likely live nearly as long. This applies across the board, it's just a matter of whether folks have access to what is healthy and unhealthy
Lorelei's vast knowledge of metal/punk and having appropriate clips to edit into the episodes is endlessly amusing.
If anyone had to sub in for my true love Sam, I'm quite pleased it's Lorelei. No disappointments here.
I'm pretty sure that was the best BB intro cut ever... No, yeah... It definitely was, hands down🤣
... Maybe even one of the best BB episodes ever...
I literally rewatched the intro three times in a row, still laughing even now...and I've never done that for RUclips video, in addition to at least a dozen full-on LOL moments.
Awesome overall mostly cuz of L ....I adore this video editor, she's a sassy batch and I LOVE it💞
I love the Tom Scott ref around 18:00.
I can't believe you referenced DGR Dave in your video! That's amazing lol
DGR, GPB, and Larl are my favourite Mario streamers
@@ThatWriterKevin that's awesome! I actually know DGR in real life, he's just as amazing a person in real life as he is on stream. Thank you for the reply. You're an amazing writer. You keep me coming back and enable me to put up with Simons tangents!
@@thebear128 He definitely seems like a genuinely nice dude, glad to hear that's the case. And thank you, I appreciate it! Say hi to Dave for me and ask if he can get me John Sports' autograph
@@ThatWriterKevin lol I'll do that! He'll need the address to the basement Simon is keeping you all locked up in. Next time you see Simon tell him thanks from all of us for letting you have Internet access down there.
@@ThatWriterKevin Carl's a good friend of mine...though he does tend to do everything twice twice...
I imagine Simon going home after recording this video and finding a jar of Smuckers in his pantry
Simon becoming a yearning heartbreaker at the end almost made me blush 😄
Great editing from Lorelei and Sam(?). Another great script from Kevin.
Lorelei you are SO SO GOOD with the memes! Keep it up!
Thanks to Lorelei for including a super old Tom Scott video for no real reason. I really enjoyed that.
Came here to say this, shout out to the legend.
The existence of open source technology suggests that patents aren't the only thing incentivizing innovation. Patents might still be a net good, but it isn't as clear as you would expect.
Anothe great episode, putting a smile on my face!
Okay, between the Smuckers comment and the reference to DGR, this is a bloody AMAZING video!
4:26 This sincere observation has made my month.
Mad props to your video editor for a Supernatural clip. 12:09
Best edits ever! Average Blane Braze performance from Simon but BEST video because of the editing.
Lorelei's memes got me deadass head crying 🤣
That microsoft walking gps taking you out of your way to see ads is an idea I can understand on paper, but all thats gonna happen is that someone is gonna make a version that doesn't do it and people will use that one cause it gets them there faster.
Hilarious. Several of the clips had me laughing out loud. Thoroughly enjoyed it.
I just love how much the editors take the piss out of everything...not me over here watching a video about inventions giggling like a child who pranked their teacher with a fart machine or whoopee cushion. Bravo folks. Bravo.
Reports of a grisly murder in progress in Woolloongabba (try to pronounce that one, Simon) in Brisbane? That's just the Brisbane Lions playing AFL at the Gabba and getting murdered on the scoreboard by their opponents.
Actually, I would like to see a Brain Blaze video of Simon trying to pronounce Australian place names.
The easiest way to manage your money is to take it one step at a time and not worry about being perfect😊
After meeting Mr James in the United States, my life changed completely. Yours can change too, it's just a matter of commitment and focus.
Love the nod to Tom Scot's (the "other" Fact Boy) first video in there.
Lorelei's editing was on point. Boondocks and Dethklok? Respect!
All right Factboi, let's have some tangents. LoL. Cheers from Tennessee
Happy new years kevin!
21:04 I see what you did there with the map. AFL Grand Final? ;)
Omg love the Supernatural clip. Recognized Mishas voice immediately lol
I miss the wild days when Simon read from a paper script, but the Death Clock clips in editing are *chefskiss*.
Fantastic this one had me in stitches 😂😂
I actually had a Smuckers pb&j today, they are pretty damn good, i got 2 boxes laying in my freezer
Had an Uncrustable for lunch. As a truck driver, it's convenient for me to just grab one out of the freezer, toss it in my lunch bag in the morning, and it's thawed and ready when I'm ready to eat it.
where do you think i had my Uncrustable croissant, if not in my truck?!lol
Looks like Simon is right and half his audience are trucker's
@@mallen6783 lol hell yea! My wife first started getting them for our girls to take with them to school. Then i figured it out. Quicker than making a sandwich or something.
@@crazyeyez1502Ohh so you stole the snacks..
5:13 "Why is my maths so shit?" 1:03 Our maths books had the answers in the back🤣
Haha, Smuckers is primarily known for making jelly. And thier company slogan is "With a name like Smuckers, we've got to be good".
We drove by Smuckers HQ just the other day, it's in Ohio near me. Smuckers was the founder's last name. (big jam company, Fact Boy)
Who ever edited this episode today is on point. Democracy sausage, Dethklok. You're a champion.
Simon, the common name of "the thing pies are in" is literally pie crust. 🤣✌️
Lorelei on top form again, even sneaking in a Tom Scott clip!
19:45 often times, if there is a slight curve, perpendicular traffic is behind the A pillar of your car so you cant see them..
Simon is the best mate that tells you random shit but makes it funny
You could make a rigid, elongated member to hold a burrito similar to a push-pop. As you push the stick up, the burrito slides out a bite at a time!
19:30 coincidentally, Waze implemented that feature a few weeks before this video.
"People in the past were impressed with anything."
He said to us, watching the stupendous spectacle of a bearded man stating the obvious. - a subscriber.
Dang, thank you for this drop today; currently coming down with the flu and since 1: Laughter is the best medicine & 2: I am American my check to Simon for $750 will be in the mail
Oh man! Just found out I fractured my ankle. So I’m gonna be laid up for a while.
Oh! I needed this today!
I'm glad I wasn't driving home listening to this.
I was laughing so hard my coworkers became concerned I lost my mind.
Hey Simon Highschooler here:
The math books I have been using for Middle/High School have the answers on the back but it is only the odd problems. (If you search hard enough you can find a college that did them all and posted it online but I am to lazy to do that but not lazy enough to do homework lol).
Imagine a crossover between Simon and DGR! Maybe a Super Mario inspired Brain Blaze
Loved Lorelei's editing this episode.
Hey, I can see my home at 21:05! Must investigate that grisly murder!
That old Tom Scott clip 😭 Ahh, my heart
...
AND A DGR REFERENCE!!
Some say he's still down there somewhere
Smucker's is a brand name of jams and jellies founded by Jermy Smucker. I remember their advertising slogan when I was a kid was, "With a name like Smucker's, it HAS to be good."
@Simon you should try the cigar Partagas Maduro Reserve crystál ... Have some Dow's or Taylor Fladgate tawny porto fino. They go very well together. 👍