I'm having such a bad brain day and watching Simon just go on a full ADHD "And now we're going to juggle random sh*t and we're not even through the into yet" was just *chefs kiss* Thank you to all three of you brilliant mad men!
And now all I want is an Epic Blaze of Simon attempting to juggle random things from around the office, preceded by a 15 minute introduction from Danny about circuses, interspersed with the brilliant meming of Sam.
I would love a BB video to start with Danny on screen, and we are all like wait who the fuck is this guy? OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS DANNY, and then Simon juggling in a basement (also interspersed with Sam’s brilliant memes) Oh how the tables could be turned 😈
Simon: I am my own boss and life is good. I even provide housing for my employees. Danny: That's called feudalism!. Simon: WHERE IS MY NEXT SCRIPT DANNY?!
Two things I learned about Simon today: He can juggle. Poorly, but he can do it. And he goes absolutely rabid about the idea of people not getting paid for their work.
@@anamkarajoy I think part of the charm is how clueless he is about basic things. Yet knows About judge Judy. His basis is also on random people/dogs. I think he isn’t trying to bring personal sentiment into it.
"When Total Knobs Lose Their Marbles" **Fact Boy rants and promises to kill dogs and begins juggling cereal boxes** That's the spirit! Lead by example!
I imagine anyone seeing Marvin's Google Maps travel route that day, may have been scrathing their heads seeing so many lines going straight through buildings. Until they turned on the telly.
The chaos of Brain Blaze makes it my absolute all time favorite Simon channel. I didn’t watch it for a while because I don’t care about business. So I thought.. I’m so glad I ventured over. Stay chaotic fact boy ❤️
I love watching Simon defend his feeling about dogs. It's like when my boyfriend eats an edible, then starts petting my arm then tells me he's not high. Unprovoked.
@@anamkarajoy definately low key I drank in the same pubs for 20 years and have friends in common but we never spoke until he moved away and became a RUclips megastar
There is so much more to the Killdozer story that got glossed over, like how the armour was two sheets of thick steel with concrete poured between. The local police had nothing that could damage it. If you haven't already, it is definitely a subject for one of the other channels.
You are correct in your analysis of the Shawn Nelson situation when you said 'Just don't do meth'. There were some attempts to cast his troubles in a sympathetic light, ie losing his job and girlfriend. But it turned out he'd lost his job 'cause he'd stopped showing up, because he was doing meth. And his girlfriend left because he'd become physically abusive, 'cause he was doing meth. When the police shot him, he was attempting to take the tank over the freeway barrier into lanes that were packed with vehicles that were trapped because the traffic had been stopped ahead.
Yes, Granby is really small town. (It's about a 2 hour drive west of Denver) The Sky HI News is a really small newspaper. Afterwards, my (then) spouse remarked "of course it was a hydraulic line that failed"
As you read this, it sort of shocked me upright in my recliner. You see, I was born in South Dakota in 1951, and I have driven through Colorado many times in my 71 years on this big blue marble. I have done the things he did, I have seen the things he saw, and when I get pissed off, the training I had in the US Army before going over to fight in the Jungles of Vietnam surface, the fighting blood that developed in that little police action surface as well, but luckily the 24 years I spent as a police officer also surface and like a good ant-acid after a meal of brats and German Potato Salad at "The Pub" on Dyer Street in El Paso quell my anger and save the surrounding folks from such things as this fellow did. Nature or Nurture? Who the hell knows?? GO MAN GO!
I actually did walk off a job like that, and resigned as well. I worked the front desk an a crappy hotel. They wanted me to cover the shift after mine as well as my usual shift, which would mean working for 16 hours that day. Not only that, but I'd specifically told them that I had important plans I couldn't miss two weeks earlier. They had two weeks to find someone to take the next shift. I talked to the manager almost everyday about it, and he still did nothing except saying that the person who usually had the shift after me, who'd only been working there for a couple of weeks got priority to have the day off. I talked to him several times that day over the phone, 'cause he wouldn't even come in. Finally, an hour or two after my shift had ended I told him I couldn't stay and was going to leave. He told me that if I left I would no longer have a job there. I said that I was still leaving and proceeded to put all the money and important papers in the safe. I'd talked a lot with the man who ran the car rental kiosk during our many slow times, and when I asked him to hold onto the keys until the manager came back he agreed. I gave him the keys and walked out. I was only a little bit late to where I needed to be. I didn't feel too bad about it, as the manager said he'd come, and I knew it would t be long before he arrived, all the guests who were leaving were already gone, and there were no more people with reservations left to check in.
Most people when announcing the birth of their child: ~give date/time of birth, gender, weight, length, name, etc.~ Simon when announcing the birth of his child: ~barely mentions new baby and proceeds to randomly juggle cereal boxes~
To be fair, telling the entire internet the time/date and full name of your child could be dangerous. Not everyone out here is good. This is the guy who also does the Casual Criminalist channel, he's going to trust random strangers very much.
I grew up in San Diego and totally remember the tank being on the news. And you're right. It sounded a lot more exciting to watch than it actually was. It was mostly just... weird.
Boss: "Why were you late?" Me: "A complex combination of reasons that seem relevant to me, but that will be utterly meaningless to you. Suffice it to say that while I always make an effort to be on time, in this instance I was unsuccessful. Let's move on, shall we?"
@@Lunch2391 - Yeah, they weren't even sponsoring this one. :-) He's explained that he can't get Hello Fresh in Europe, so one of his writers on another channel tried it for him and reported back.
Hello Fresh is in Europe now he wouldn't tell a story about how he cooks hello fresh if doesn't do it but when they started sponsoring RUclipsrs they weren't available in Europe yet
My mother and father had just brought me home from the hospital after my birth when the tank guy rode by our apartment. My dad, old army, loves this story.
Oh God yess... The excellently written script, the perfectly executed memes, the five minutes interludes into Simons life. Its like coming home to a warm fire. Its brainblaze, baby!
Or *”Blain Braze”,* according to this episode. 🤷🏻♀️ I get a kick out of it when-after a random tangent he’s having all on his own, alone in his studio/office-he suddenly asks why *”we”* are talking about something so unrelated and off point. *Viewers of video he recorded days or weeks ago:* “Umm… sorry for distracting you?” 😅
I couldn't put my finger on why i live these so much. It just hit me. Simon is the personification of how my brain works. Tangent after tangent after tangent followed by losing train of thought in the middle of the thought.
The one about the tank reminds me of a guy i know who is a cadet instructor. Their armoury is split in two parts one has the rifles, the other the ammo. He pointed out to one of the other instructors that the armoury wasn't secure then to prove his point he climbed up onto the top of the individual cages and squeezed through a gap to get into the ammo and rifle stores. They had to rebuild all the cages to avoid the gaps
The Travelodge story is completely believable. My first job in 1986 was in the UK construction industry. I witnessed a shocking level of arrogance over financial matters. They would aggressively pursue their main contractors to have their invoices settled, yet would deliberately withhold payment for as long as possible - months, sometimes longer - for their materials suppliers and subcontractors. It was pure greed and, as I understand it, a far from rare experience in the industry at the time. The lesson I learned from this was to pay people the money you owe them when you have the means. As Simon clearly explains here, if you're engaging other people, such as being a main contractor, then if your own money is not coming in then that's your risk and your problem. It's not the problem of those who've worked their arses off in good faith for you. It really pisses me off.
Because of time constraints, I’m going to be watching this in installments. I’m 10 minutes in. I busted out laughing NUMEROUS times already! 😂🤣😂 Can’t wait to see the rest!
Sam is doing an incredible job. He keeps doing references that are both obscure but very memorable if you seen where it comes from. Ackmed was a boss play.
Fact Boy you have once again graced us with a Brain Blaze. Thank You. However we require the Korea Cut Edit: while nothing will replace the Korea Cut Fact Boy discussing the killdozer is acceptable
killed zero. utterly destroyed city gov buildings that had targeted him and his families business literally the day they moved there thus destroying their investments then blatantly lying in court about why he did what he did
We all need to build our own killdozers and go smash Wall Street. Take all the unearned and undeserved wealth away from the 1% and watch them squirm like fishing worms.
You've got it wrong. The killdozer guy was a chad. Basically people in his town government had been screwing him around and so he got a bulldozer, put armor on it, and then destroyed their houses in a bunch of government buildings. He didn't even hurt anyone
Simon, you must make a channel to explain how you are so functional, because even your moderately sized brain can clearly organize and do more than most of us. Basement dwellers, go!
What we call a significant emotional incident... And as for hospitals - my local one murdered my grandmother by giving her morphine for flu (she was allergic) and then threatened the nurse with being sacked and blackballed if she told the truth at the inquiry. Thank you so much Colchester General Shithole.
7:37 this was actually really funny and I must admit that I'm seriously impressed he actually juggled those boxes of cereal.......once he mentioned he was going to try, I thought "yeah f*ckin' right, dude".....then the second he did it, I thought "what a legend" lol
I think the Travelodge guy was probably the best one, for just £600, the company could have stopped all that destruction and his prison sentence from happening, but nope, they chose the expensive route instead...
Honestly giving this a thumbs up just because Rampage is an underappreciated arcade giant that should be on the same pedestal as games like Pac-Man and Donkey Kong.
I see the bionic collar bone is working gloriously. I could watch Nomis try to juggle items for hours on end. You should take requests on items to see you juggle in future viddys
In most motels like Travelodge the utility room is directly adjacent to the lobby, so when he raised the bucket of the digger into the ceiling, he was essentially ripping out the electric and data for every room in the building as well as any security (CCTV, fire alarm, door access). From what appears to be a 3 story motel, I’m surprised that the damage wasn’t higher. As for the Killdozer, he purchased a shop at auction without doing due diligence as to zoning and utilities then succumbed to emotional problems. Also, after the concrete plant was built, the cost of connecting to public water and sewer was significantly reduced so he could have continued with his muffler and welding company. As for access, arial photos and satellite images show that his shop had a shared access road with the concrete plant, just no evident signage.
Anyone else for a name change to Blaine Braize? (Simon seems to like it already said it two times within a few sec)It just incorporates the absolute madness so well and the general journey. It started out normal and then came Blaze Boy step by step to make this master piece. No just me oh well I tried.
28:21 We have Motel 6 here in America and it’s hella sketchy. Y’all should do a video on crazy Motel 6 stories at some point. There’s lots of content there, I’m sure.
Yeah... In more sketchy areas, a lot of drug dens and suicides are associated with Motel 6s. I don't get why it's become a thing with this particular chain, but it's really sad. :/
@@MusicKttn...because its SUPER cheap and people live there. The one near where I lived at one time, was a "residence" hotel😳. People died there. Children lived there😳
My favorite episode date. Love the absolute chaos mixed with the genuine advice to Danny about getting paid fairly. Also, congrats Fact Boy on baby #2 and your house!!
He never remembers any of the details, there would be a question and he’d say “HEY! I did a 5 hour special on that guy, don’t temper a damn thing about him though”
You don't realize that Marven and his Killdozer is an Americn hero and icon respectively, and the irony of the killdozer being built from concrete and because of concrete.
Funny thing about "Going Postal". The original incident it was named after involved a war veteran with PTSD being given a job at a post office as part of a program to help reintegrate veterans back into peace-time society, and then admin changing and deciding to cut costs, and sending someone to prevent dissent who tried divide-and-conquer tactics that involved bullying and isolating the workplace community leader... who turned out to be the war veteran with PTSD.
I love all your channels because I'm a super nerd but this channel is my favorite because of your banter especially about Danny during these videos. Cracks me up every time
That is so odd. I remember the tank incident, but I thought it was in Roseville California. Maybe there were two. The reason it stuck in my mind is because my husband has the same name. We did not live in Roseville, but we did live in the greater Sacramento area and i got a LOT of telephone calls that night to check in and see if my husband was alright. The problem was he was at work (went to school in the mornings and worked the swing shift) and I could not reach him. We still joke about his rampage to this day, but I did not know anyone died. It is a little less funny now
Simon, our cops are "shoot first, ask questions later" horrible. Sam, once again, your sound effects and memes are perfect. Also, I can vouch for Hello Fresh. They're excellent.
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Strangely, I feel more like cereal today
I think you mean 14BRAZE
Congratulations on your new child Simon.
thought it was Magic Spoon with that juggling act
@@acepilot1 classic sleight of hand
Danny please make a script that is 90% intro.
No one that is 24000 words and 23900 are intro 🤣🤣
Yes
And don't hint to Simon what you've done
We need this. We can gather the money to pay Danny under the table to do so. Lmao
Think we are at about 55%intro atm
FFS DANNY STOP FUCKING SLACKING 😤😒!!!
Simon: "Danny this script is gonna take so long to get through"
Also Simon: "think I can juggle boxes of Magic Spoon?"
Suddenly his legs aren’t tired. Must be that whole *bionic arse* thing? 🧐
@@anamkarajoy I thought it was those "bespoke boxes"
Simon: "I'm a pretty chill person."
Also Simon: *screams at any random thing out of nowhere*
SILENCE INFADEL.
To no one too.
@@brainblaze6526 That's not how you spell infidel.
@@runed0s86 it is now
*”AM I RIGHT, PETER?!?”*
Simon: My wife and I just had our second child
Simon: I don't have anything in my life that I'm really looking forward to
New drinking game: Take a shot every time Simon says, “Blain Braze”.
Good luck making it to page 3 before you’re upside down drunk.
I can't believe he said it more than once!
I thought Simon started yet another channel......
THANK YOU! I was worried I was imagining things when I heard that...and then heard it again.
Taking a hit, and yeah. I'm forking _blazed._
Can’t stop laughing at this one. 😂🤣
I'm having such a bad brain day and watching Simon just go on a full ADHD "And now we're going to juggle random sh*t and we're not even through the into yet" was just *chefs kiss*
Thank you to all three of you brilliant mad men!
And now all I want is an Epic Blaze of Simon attempting to juggle random things from around the office, preceded by a 15 minute introduction from Danny about circuses, interspersed with the brilliant meming of Sam.
That would be perfection. 😆
I would love a BB video to start with Danny on screen, and we are all like wait who the fuck is this guy? OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS DANNY, and then Simon juggling in a basement (also interspersed with Sam’s brilliant memes)
Oh how the tables could be turned 😈
I am game
I'd watch that god-level of shenanigannery
Genius.
Peak blaze.
Simon: "DANNY! SHORTEN THE DAMN INTRO'S!"
Also Simon: "Now, what can I juggle?!"
Simon: I am my own boss and life is good. I even provide housing for my employees.
Danny: That's called feudalism!.
Simon: WHERE IS MY NEXT SCRIPT DANNY?!
Danny's scripts come from Absolute Mad Lads on Count Dankula's channel.
Two things I learned about Simon today:
He can juggle. Poorly, but he can do it.
And he goes absolutely rabid about the idea of people not getting paid for their work.
Ah yes. 5 minutes in and Simons infamous “I don’t hate dogs, I would just shoot them over people” rant comes out. This is gonna be a spicy one.
And eat them, depending on how dire the situation may be.
"Dogs are a lower life form" is a pretty dubious argument to advance.
I was always taught everything with a bellybutton is deserving of love and respect. Also people are primates no different than any other really.
I mean, I'd save my dogs before Simon... *allegedly* ... but he keeps saying #blainbraze, and called #SaltBae "the guy with the thing", so...
@@anamkarajoy I think part of the charm is how clueless he is about basic things. Yet knows About judge Judy. His basis is also on random people/dogs. I think he isn’t trying to bring personal sentiment into it.
New channel!
50% intro / 50% rant
While juggling!
😂❤😂❤
"When Total Knobs Lose Their Marbles"
**Fact Boy rants and promises to kill dogs and begins juggling cereal boxes**
That's the spirit! Lead by example!
Role playing... allegendly....))))
@@patrickjordan2233 no no. It's a renactment.
🤣🤣🤣
Brilliant 😂 I'm too blazed to be that on point 😆
10:15 - Chapter 1 - Driving over san diego
19:15 - Mid roll ads
22:00 - Chapter 2 - Checking in the travel lodge
29:35 - Chapter 3 - The legend of the killdozer hero
- Chapter 4 -
- Chapter 5 -
- Chapter 6 -
I laughed so hard at Simon juggling that my dog woke up and was super offended
I then told my dog that he is worth 10 Simon Whistlers.
🤣😂
I'll see you that dog and tell you that my bunny is worth 12! 15! 60! Y-yes my lucky numbers are multiples of 3 why do you ask?!?
@@geekdivaherself I’d tell my rabbit that but he’d probably kick my ass 😂
@@mildlydazed9608 Three times, yes he would!
I'll give you 8 Simon whistlers for the dog.
I imagine anyone seeing Marvin's Google Maps travel route that day, may have been scrathing their heads seeing so many lines going straight through buildings. Until they turned on the telly.
The chaos of Brain Blaze makes it my absolute all time favorite Simon channel. I didn’t watch it for a while because I don’t care about business. So I thought.. I’m so glad I ventured over. Stay chaotic fact boy ❤️
legend. Welcome back.
Oh please. After about the first dozen videos this channel has had nothing to do with business
I tried to get my friends to watch and had to start with "Its called Business Blaze but dont worry its not about business he just etc etc"
How far into Business Blaze did Simon start blazing at full Brain Blaze speed?
... allegedly...
I love watching Simon defend his feeling about dogs. It's like when my boyfriend eats an edible, then starts petting my arm then tells me he's not high. Unprovoked.
The prevailing belief here in Rotherham is that Danny is your boss Simon
Wouldn't he require him to learn how to properly pronounce it? Or does Danny prefer to keep his masterdom low-key?
@@anamkarajoy definately low key I drank in the same pubs for 20 years and have friends in common but we never spoke until he moved away and became a RUclips megastar
@@bigtguitars7312 I think he's delightful.
Everyone in Rotherham’s an artist
@@bigtguitars7312 And as clever and snarky as our beloved Danny?
I lived in San Diego during the tank incident. We were glued to the TV. He was seen as kind of a folk hero at the time. (At least for a few days.)
Simon "I just bought a house" / Simon's wife "Now we can get a dog" / Simon "Nooooo" 😅😅😅
She wanted a dog, I eventually caved, and since then I have worn her down on the dogs name...
The dog will be called Jean-Luc.
I am happy about this.
@@brainblaze6526 choose between jean-luc or your career
@@m4taylor780 does this mean like good luck or something
@@5777Whatup he said he wouldn't choose between a dog or his kid. So I changed the tactic
@@brainblaze6526 Are you gonna shave him bald? You know, be a proper fanboy :P
The man in the dozer was far from a total knob. The town he lived in tried ruining his life so he gave it back to them. I think he's a hero.
There is so much more to the Killdozer story that got glossed over, like how the armour was two sheets of thick steel with concrete poured between. The local police had nothing that could damage it.
If you haven't already, it is definitely a subject for one of the other channels.
Like Sideprojects 😁
@@jaymzx0 speaking of side projects, I have a Komatsu that I need a little help with.
True Crime Loser has a pretty good video about Killdozer, although there aren't any visuals to go with it, he just tells the story to the camera.
Count Dankula
There was a documentary on Netflix about it not to long ago.
You are correct in your analysis of the Shawn Nelson situation when you said 'Just don't do meth'. There were some attempts to cast his troubles in a sympathetic light, ie losing his job and girlfriend. But it turned out he'd lost his job 'cause he'd stopped showing up, because he was doing meth. And his girlfriend left because he'd become physically abusive, 'cause he was doing meth.
When the police shot him, he was attempting to take the tank over the freeway barrier into lanes that were packed with vehicles that were trapped because the traffic had been stopped ahead.
8 minutes in, intro is still going, Simon is now juggling cereal boxes, and has stated he'd kill dogs. Today is going to be a great day.
must be his new sleeping schedule due to the new baby
sleep deprivation can do funny things to brains
ALL HAIL ME!!!
🤣🤣🤣
Other youtubers struggling to make 10 minutes and 9 seconds of conent: 😭
Danny with the intros: Hold my beer. 😏
😅😅😅😅
Yes, Granby is really small town. (It's about a 2 hour drive west of Denver) The Sky HI News is a really small newspaper. Afterwards, my (then) spouse remarked "of course it was a hydraulic line that failed"
Absolutely off the rails, Blaze Boy just started juggling... like wtf is even happening 🤣
Juggling cereal boxes too ... Wtf indeed!
I was also impressed he had the boxes going as long as he did 🤣
As you read this, it sort of shocked me upright in my recliner. You see, I was born in South Dakota in 1951, and I have driven through Colorado many times in my 71 years on this big blue marble. I have done the things he did, I have seen the things he saw, and when I get pissed off, the training I had in the US Army before going over to fight in the Jungles of Vietnam surface, the fighting blood that developed in that little police action surface as well, but luckily the 24 years I spent as a police officer also surface and like a good ant-acid after a meal of brats and German Potato Salad at "The Pub" on Dyer Street in El Paso quell my anger and save the surrounding folks from such things as this fellow did. Nature or Nurture? Who the hell knows?? GO MAN GO!
"...the killdozer destroyed a playground, various trees..."
NOT THE TREES
ANYTHING BUT THE TREES
The Lorax is gonna be pissed.
I actually did walk off a job like that, and resigned as well. I worked the front desk an a crappy hotel. They wanted me to cover the shift after mine as well as my usual shift, which would mean working for 16 hours that day. Not only that, but I'd specifically told them that I had important plans I couldn't miss two weeks earlier.
They had two weeks to find someone to take the next shift. I talked to the manager almost everyday about it, and he still did nothing except saying that the person who usually had the shift after me, who'd only been working there for a couple of weeks got priority to have the day off.
I talked to him several times that day over the phone, 'cause he wouldn't even come in. Finally, an hour or two after my shift had ended I told him I couldn't stay and was going to leave. He told me that if I left I would no longer have a job there. I said that I was still leaving and proceeded to put all the money and important papers in the safe. I'd talked a lot with the man who ran the car rental kiosk during our many slow times, and when I asked him to hold onto the keys until the manager came back he agreed. I gave him the keys and walked out. I was only a little bit late to where I needed to be.
I didn't feel too bad about it, as the manager said he'd come, and I knew it would t be long before he arrived, all the guests who were leaving were already gone, and there were no more people with reservations left to check in.
Most people when announcing the birth of their child: ~give date/time of birth, gender, weight, length, name, etc.~
Simon when announcing the birth of his child: ~barely mentions new baby and proceeds to randomly juggle cereal boxes~
To be fair, telling the entire internet the time/date and full name of your child could be dangerous. Not everyone out here is good. This is the guy who also does the Casual Criminalist channel, he's going to trust random strangers very much.
@@SassyGirl822006 I almost included that as a disclaimer but the dose of dark reality kind of killed the joke. :p
I grew up in San Diego and totally remember the tank being on the news. And you're right. It sounded a lot more exciting to watch than it actually was. It was mostly just... weird.
Simon: “Who has time to cook a full meal from scratch any more?”
Me, cooking a full meal from scratch while listening: “WTF did I do?”
Same 😆
I absolutely loved the ADD moment Simon shared.
Also, congratulations on the new child!
I was legitimately impressed when he juggled the magic spoon boxes. I did not think that was going to work out!
I prefer the juggling to the slurping while doing ad copy! I'm sure hello fresh was saying...juggle OUR PRODUCT SIMON!!!
Boss: "Why were you late?" Me: "A complex combination of reasons that seem relevant to me, but that will be utterly meaningless to you. Suffice it to say that while I always make an effort to be on time, in this instance I was unsuccessful. Let's move on, shall we?"
Watching simon juggle magic spoon is the best promotion for it I've ever seen.
And he doesn't even get paid to do it!
Remember when he rubbed it on his head?
@@Lunch2391 - Yeah, they weren't even sponsoring this one. :-) He's explained that he can't get Hello Fresh in Europe, so one of his writers on another channel tried it for him and reported back.
@@rodepet - Okay, maybe it's a good thing he can't get Hello Fresh in Europe...
Hello Fresh is in Europe now
he wouldn't tell a story about how he cooks hello fresh if doesn't do it
but when they started sponsoring RUclipsrs they weren't available in Europe yet
My mother and father had just brought me home from the hospital after my birth when the tank guy rode by our apartment. My dad, old army, loves this story.
Oh God yess... The excellently written script, the perfectly executed memes, the five minutes interludes into Simons life. Its like coming home to a warm fire. Its brainblaze, baby!
Or *”Blain Braze”,* according to this episode. 🤷🏻♀️
I get a kick out of it when-after a random tangent he’s having all on his own, alone in his studio/office-he suddenly asks why *”we”* are talking about something so unrelated and off point.
*Viewers of video he recorded days or weeks ago:* “Umm… sorry for distracting you?” 😅
I couldn't put my finger on why i live these so much. It just hit me. Simon is the personification of how my brain works. Tangent after tangent after tangent followed by losing train of thought in the middle of the thought.
Simon: Danny's intros are too long
Also Simon: Extends the intro by 5 minutes juggling
Oh my god😂 Simon says Blain Braze like 4 times, that was amazing! The rest of the show was good too but Blain Braze hahahaha 😂
Damn, I'm so early Danny's tears are still fresh... #FlogDannyForLongerIntros
I don't know why, but I actually broke out in laughter at the "BlainBraze".
That rarely happens, but that one fit just right 😂
"Blain Braze" 🤣 Love you and Danny!
The one about the tank reminds me of a guy i know who is a cadet instructor. Their armoury is split in two parts one has the rifles, the other the ammo. He pointed out to one of the other instructors that the armoury wasn't secure then to prove his point he climbed up onto the top of the individual cages and squeezed through a gap to get into the ammo and rifle stores.
They had to rebuild all the cages to avoid the gaps
Simon: “I used to be really good at juggling things”
Now you’re really good at juggling channels
The Travelodge story is completely believable. My first job in 1986 was in the UK construction industry. I witnessed a shocking level of arrogance over financial matters. They would aggressively pursue their main contractors to have their invoices settled, yet would deliberately withhold payment for as long as possible - months, sometimes longer - for their materials suppliers and subcontractors. It was pure greed and, as I understand it, a far from rare experience in the industry at the time. The lesson I learned from this was to pay people the money you owe them when you have the means. As Simon clearly explains here, if you're engaging other people, such as being a main contractor, then if your own money is not coming in then that's your risk and your problem. It's not the problem of those who've worked their arses off in good faith for you. It really pisses me off.
It's official... Simon has started being a cannibal. He's braising Blains
But only Blains so at least Danny is safe.
Nothing better than a good brazed Blain. Delicious.
@@nibblitman well, thank goodness for that!
@@Dubmaster3 what IS the correct way to prepare brains? XD
@@PhilosoShysGameChannel wouldn't know, I am not a zombie. But if you mean Blains then brazing them it is.
seeing simon juggle boxes of cereal was worth the price of admission.
Because of time constraints, I’m going to be watching this in installments. I’m 10 minutes in. I busted out laughing NUMEROUS times already! 😂🤣😂 Can’t wait to see the rest!
:)
For the low low price of 4 installments of 19.99$ you can watch this entire video at once.
Sam is doing an incredible job. He keeps doing references that are both obscure but very memorable if you seen where it comes from. Ackmed was a boss play.
Fact Boy you have once again graced us with a Brain Blaze. Thank You. However we require the Korea Cut
Edit: while nothing will replace the Korea Cut Fact Boy discussing the killdozer is acceptable
Korea cut. Please. 🙏
Blaine Braze
killdozer is americas last hero
killed zero. utterly destroyed city gov buildings that had targeted him and his families business literally the day they moved there thus destroying their investments then blatantly lying in court about why he did what he did
We all need to build our own killdozers and go smash Wall Street. Take all the unearned and undeserved wealth away from the 1% and watch them squirm like fishing worms.
I love that it is impossible to explain this channel to anyone without sounding absolutely insane.
Congrats on the new little one!
You've got it wrong. The killdozer guy was a chad. Basically people in his town government had been screwing him around and so he got a bulldozer, put armor on it, and then destroyed their houses in a bunch of government buildings. He didn't even hurt anyone
Simon, you must make a channel to explain how you are so functional, because even your moderately sized brain can clearly organize and do more than most of us. Basement dwellers, go!
Cocaine... Allegedly
That sausage sandwhich meme nearly made me choke on a pringle. Well played
The big G "sorry to be late, I was making coffee *sips*"
Simon "Yes daddy, as you wish."
What we call a significant emotional incident...
And as for hospitals - my local one murdered my grandmother by giving her morphine for flu (she was allergic) and then threatened the nurse with being sacked and blackballed if she told the truth at the inquiry.
Thank you so much Colchester General Shithole.
It took me a whole 10 minutes into the video to realize that the knob losing his marbles in the title isn't Simon 🤣 keep it up fact boy 😁
7:37 this was actually really funny and I must admit that I'm seriously impressed he actually juggled those boxes of cereal.......once he mentioned he was going to try, I thought "yeah f*ckin' right, dude".....then the second he did it, I thought "what a legend" lol
I think the Travelodge guy was probably the best one, for just £600, the company could have stopped all that destruction and his prison sentence from happening, but nope, they chose the expensive route instead...
"accurate title" 8 minutes in and a total knob looses his marbles and starts to juggle
Honestly giving this a thumbs up just because Rampage is an underappreciated arcade giant that should be on the same pedestal as games like Pac-Man and Donkey Kong.
Okay, but George or Lizzie? 🤔
Big monkey! Big Lizard! Big blue wolf! Leave The Rock out of it. I just wanna fuck shit up.
25:47 This tangent about writing commissions and Simon teaching Danny how to get his money if someone doesn't pay him is so wholesome.
I see the bionic collar bone is working gloriously. I could watch Nomis try to juggle items for hours on end. You should take requests on items to see you juggle in future viddys
The skull and two solo cups.
abe froman ? the abe froman ? the sausage king of chicago abe froman ?
@@j-bob_oreo the very same...
Nomis! Too funny!
In most motels like Travelodge the utility room is directly adjacent to the lobby, so when he raised the bucket of the digger into the ceiling, he was essentially ripping out the electric and data for every room in the building as well as any security (CCTV, fire alarm, door access). From what appears to be a 3 story motel, I’m surprised that the damage wasn’t higher. As for the Killdozer, he purchased a shop at auction without doing due diligence as to zoning and utilities then succumbed to emotional problems. Also, after the concrete plant was built, the cost of connecting to public water and sewer was significantly reduced so he could have continued with his muffler and welding company. As for access, arial photos and satellite images show that his shop had a shared access road with the concrete plant, just no evident signage.
Anyone else for a name change to Blaine Braize? (Simon seems to like it already said it two times within a few sec)It just incorporates the absolute madness so well and the general journey. It started out normal and then came Blaze Boy step by step to make this master piece. No just me oh well I tried.
I like how Simon is like: "Danny know your rights, don't let some shitty company f*** you over."
I'm a simple 'Murrican. I see killdozer in the thumbnail, and I watch as Simon learns of a truly great American Legend. Long live Killdozer!
OMG that was awesome! Right as he said I'm with John I got an ad for a criminal lawyer.
I love Simon teaching people about DCMA. Photographers get screwed all the time because they don't know this.
DMCA? I love big RUclipsrs ripping off content, near verbatim, from smaller RUclipsrs like Count Dankula's coverage of these exact events.
when i liked the vid... the juggling the magic spoon.
i love your tangents, and i am now slowly watching your channels for them
Simon going on a random juggling spree was one of the funniest things I've ever seen on the Blaze.
I was like unnaturally excited about the juggling, like a toddler.
28:21 We have Motel 6 here in America and it’s hella sketchy. Y’all should do a video on crazy Motel 6 stories at some point. There’s lots of content there, I’m sure.
fucking walked in and cockroaches all over the walls. not even joking. we lit it up and got the fuck outta there
Yeah... In more sketchy areas, a lot of drug dens and suicides are associated with Motel 6s. I don't get why it's become a thing with this particular chain, but it's really sad. :/
@@MusicKttn...because its SUPER cheap and people live there. The one near where I lived at one time, was a "residence" hotel😳. People died there. Children lived there😳
Congratulations on your new son/daughter...it was so cool listening to you enjoying how sweet your little daughter is. Awwww.....
Thank you so much for making this video! This is exactly what I was thinking of when I suggested it, not a bloodbath or video all about catastrophe.
My favorite episode date. Love the absolute chaos mixed with the genuine advice to Danny about getting paid fairly. Also, congrats Fact Boy on baby #2 and your house!!
Simon would absolutely slay at trivia due to all his random knowledge.
He never remembers any of the details, there would be a question and he’d say “HEY! I did a 5 hour special on that guy, don’t temper a damn thing about him though”
@@thecrowcook so true
Truly had no idea you could juggle. Been watching for years.
ahhhh.... more Blaze. I hope Sam gets extra toilet sangria for his efforts. He is absolutely nailing it.
Yo that juggling section had me slayed. I had to pause to cry out my laughter before I could watch the rest. Prime editing.
Simon's wife is like "COOK FOR ME FACT BOY!"
You don't realize that Marven and his Killdozer is an Americn hero and icon respectively, and the irony of the killdozer being built from concrete and because of concrete.
Simon:
Ikr?! LOL xDDDD
Funny thing about "Going Postal". The original incident it was named after involved a war veteran with PTSD being given a job at a post office as part of a program to help reintegrate veterans back into peace-time society, and then admin changing and deciding to cut costs, and sending someone to prevent dissent who tried divide-and-conquer tactics that involved bullying and isolating the workplace community leader... who turned out to be the war veteran with PTSD.
Simon: Danny shorten your intros the videos are too long!
Also Simon: * practices juggling cereal boxes *
Less than 8 minutes in and Simon has gone totally of the rails! I love it!
I love all your channels because I'm a super nerd but this channel is my favorite because of your banter especially about Danny during these videos. Cracks me up every time
Now that Simon and wife have a house and yard she can get a dog lol
That is so odd. I remember the tank incident, but I thought it was in Roseville California. Maybe there were two. The reason it stuck in my mind is because my husband has the same name. We did not live in Roseville, but we did live in the greater Sacramento area and i got a LOT of telephone calls that night to check in and see if my husband was alright. The problem was he was at work (went to school in the mornings and worked the swing shift) and I could not reach him. We still joke about his rampage to this day, but I did not know anyone died. It is a little less funny now
I really like the ADHD tangents, they're my favourite part of business/brain blaze
Sam is a fucking legend! The edits are always good but this was pure gold.
Simon, our cops are "shoot first, ask questions later" horrible. Sam, once again, your sound effects and memes are perfect. Also, I can vouch for Hello Fresh. They're excellent.
Nah, when you steal a tank you should probably expect lethal force in response.
This guy that built the tank is still considered a hero in some regions.
i loved it when Simon completely lost the plot and started juggling things XD
Simon: juggling boxes of cereal that don't even ship to my country
Me: *yes this is the content I signed up for*