My dad sold them a pump in season 1 where they do the quicksand myth. He pulled me out of school when he delivered it to go meet them. They were so nice to 10 year old me, and gave me a signed photograph of them. Huge fan ever since then.
Your dad is cool af...my mom prolly wouldn't have pulled me😂😂😂 Jk, she might have, but still. Getting out of school for ANYTHING other than illness was pretty much not gonna happen
@@ThePapaja1996 To be fair, she died like a complete badass. Piloting a jet-powered car was probably the only death that the Grim Reaper felt appropriate for her.
One of the things I found interesting is that Adam Savage very vocally hates duct tape. According to him, the lesson of the duct tape episodes isn't that duct tape is amazing; it is that engineering principles are powerful and amazing, even when you're limited to a single substandard tool.
Adam explains in one of his videos. Duct tape isn’t ideal for a variety of things. He prefers gaffer tape for his projects. His opinion is that duct tape is a generalist. It’s good at a lot of things but not the best. It’ll do if you’re in a pinch.
Nobody can ever replace the way in which Jamie Heineman & Adam Savage were able to work together & their dynamic approach of being the serious “working man” & the “goof”
Even though they didn't like each other, and could barely stand to be in the same room, or so I read. In the article they used the word "hate" but can you really believe everything you read? They did do an all-time great show!✌🤔
@@elizabethphillips7838Plenty of collaborative duos disliked or hated each other. They put up with it because their collaborative efforts were successful.
@@elizabethphillips7838 Adam actually has a channel or does a show on a channel on YT, and he has mentioned many times how, whilst they both respected each other as scientists and colleagues, as partners they actually struggled a lot to work together.
Thanks for clearing up the t-shirt thing Simon. For a moment I thought we'd get our own free Danny if we bought one, to keep in our basements, writing scripts for us and making us into RUclips legends like yourself. 😁
In reality, every channel with "Simon whistler" uses a different Simon. The original is locked in the basement writing all the scripts, and the first clone (who imprisoned the original) calls himself S.A.M. or "Simon's All Master". I don't remember where I was going with this.
My favorite myth will always be from the spy episode they did, testing a bunch of minor spy myths. One segment had the crew testing ways to beat a motion sensor, and my absolute favorite result from the run of the show is holding up a quilt stopping a motion sensor from seeing you.
9:20 - Chapter 1 - Shooting a gas canister make it explode 10:45 - Mid roll ads 17:05 - Chapter 2 - Punching a shark in the nose hurts him 18:10 - Chapter 3 - Are dogs more hygienic to kiss than humans 21:10 - Chapter 4 - 5 seconds rules 22:25 - Chapter 5 - Flushing the toilet with the lid down 23:50 - Chapter 6 - You can't teach an old dog new tricks 24:20 - Chapter 7 - Duct tape island 27:50 - Chapter 8 - Jaws, the revenge 29:40 - Chapter 9 - Dying from gold paint 31:05 - Chapter 10 - Titanic sinking 34:55 - Chapter 11 - Bombs away
and another four minutes before actually getting to the list. The rest wasn't much better. How about doing a second take so it doesn't look like he is reading for the first time when making the video?
@@terryjohnson5579 I unsubscribed. When it's not Simon's personality that's drawing me, there are channels done by people whose day job is being a professor in the relevant field (eg. World of Antiquity with Dr. David Miano).
@@terryjohnson5579 Karl was great in the earlier days of Fact Fiend but he slowly revealed himself to be a self righteous hypocrite at times, can't even bring myself to watch the newer Fact Fiend content he's doing
I love the idea that Danny is like Superman. Average guy by day, obsession of an obscure RUclips channel by night. Like imagine asking him what he does for a living, “oh you know, I’m a writer. I’m also kinda the mascot of a small RUclips cult, but that’s neither here nor there”
"Keeps: the real brainblaze legends." He needs a video showcasing every keeps tangent he goes on to show their incredibly chill tolerance. I'd watch it.
*FUN FACT:* Apparently, not _ALL_ cocaine is generic. Cocaine hydrochloride is apparently sold today under the trade names of _Goprelto_ and _Numbrino_ .... Guess there _ARE_ fancy, branded cocaine!! 😁😁
@@piarateking8094 Yeah. If I'm not mistaken, cocaine (at least the branded versions, which are totally and not at all the same as the ones you get off the street.... _allegedly_ ) is licensed as an intranasal anaesthetic. Which basically means you take it by snorting it up your nose, I kid you not!! 😂😂
I love mythbusters. My dad and I used to watch the show together all the time until his death. It’s one of the things that I was able to keep enjoying after he passed because every episode is a good memory with my dad. He died suddenly of a massive heart attack he was young and healthy. My favourite episode was the titanic episode, and the firework powered rocket. Any tv or movie based myths were actually really good. And the bullet myths! Bone, ice, teeth those were cool.
Been a follower of Simon & Co. for a while but only discovered Brain Blaze in the last few days. I've since watched/ listened to them all in a insane bing session. I'm also waiting on my Blazer to arrive from Sears. I've called 3 people bellends and 1 person An Absolute Ledgend, and I'm waiting on my dealer to bring me some cocaine. Now all I need is a Meme Editor and a Script Writer (!preferably one that I can place in my basement). Be right back, gotta go play Shadow Ledgends.
They should just add a standard disclaimer to every video "Simon has not seen most great movies that are older than ten years, but that won't stop him from trash-talking them".
I went to an exhibition of James Cameron’s underwater escapades. Had lots of props from his films, including Titanic. When he’s not working on Avatar sequels, he has 1500ha of land that he was going to use for growing vegetables but instead cows are grazing on it. He was also the one that talked Guillermo del Toro out of directing The Hobbit duology because he believed Peter Jackson would undermine his decisions, hence only having a writing credit on the first film. del Toro even rented a house in Wellington just to store his library.
Simon, some tattoo inks do contain metal in them. Typically the dark, and natural inks. The machine does more then pull metal objects . It also heats metal objects up
Yup, for an example microwave a spoon and that's what an MRI does to large pieces of metal in the body. Apart from the risk to the patient the pics taken are worthless due to "star" artifacts.
the myth the Busters referred to in that June 2004 episode was also used in an episode of House September 2005 where LL Cool J is playing a death row prisoner dying of 'something' and his prison tats are laced with various metals due to the 'home-grown' inks found in prisons. he needs an MRI to diagnose the 'something' and he has to 'tough it out' fully conscious as the metals are 'activated' by the MRI's magnetic fields... instead of the team... 'Knock him out John!' with anesthesia... which i never thought was a good decision from the medical advisor to House. why needlessly torture even a death row inmate when his struggling to resist the immense pain would ruin the MRI images anyways?
@@BenMartin-o1x wrong. the EM used by microwaves and MRI machines are entirely different! the ovens use a frequency near 2.5GHz and the medical imaging devices use a MUCH lower frequency of 100MHz. microwaves are what are dangerous when walking in front of the EMITTER OF A RADAR SYSTEM, like those for weather prediction/detection of airborne objects. the MRI uses magnets. i've never heard of an MRI exploding a bird perching near them like they do OFTEN when flying near the front of a weather radar emitter... or ground maintenance techs being BURNED from without and within by improperly turned off aircraft radar systems used to detect enemy and friendly aircraft miles upon miles away.
Brain Blaze is one of my favorite things to watch right now, and Mythbusters is one of my favorite things to watch ever so this video is gonna be good.
@@mercuryvincent6796 I deeply loved the Mythterns they had so much fun together. Losing Grant was a shock to all of the team. They did one myth where they were testing if you could fall onto a canopy/awning I think it was like they do in the movies and insurance refused to allow Jamie or Adam to do it but losing a mythtern was fine! So off Tory the usual victim went while the others kinda cackled.
I know this makes zero sense because your scripts are obviously printed from a printer, but I always imagined Danny in a dark basement with a single light bulb above him, handcuffed to his chair with chains, and a oldschool type writer in front of him.
05:27 - Fact boi scoffs "Danny it's like you think I'll be challenged by this alliteration" while then continuing the rest of the video stumbling, fumbling, tripping and downright falling on his arse with his immensely skilled articulation, his highly British educated elocution and 'BrainBlazingly' intellectual diction.... 👏👏👏👏 Well done there Brain Boi.... There's a sticky Gold Star to add o your achievement board... Hahahahaha 😜😜😎🇬🇧
Here in the states, true fertilizer is only sold to certified crop farmers who make their livelihood off their crops. It's not sold in regular hardware garden sections. What they sell is a mixture of natural compost like mulch from leaves and wood bark, with soil and plant food ingredients. It actually works really well
...aaaand for those, like Simon, who aren't familiar with shark anatomy - punching sharks in the nose (on the side of the nose specifically) is a very effective way to discourage them as there are lobes of their brain on either side of their snouts. So you are basically giving them a really bad headache, if not an actual concussion.
I think the reason i like these brain blaze videos so much is that you are allowed to be yourself and you smile more. you have my favourite kind of smile, the cheeky kind of smile, that looks even funnier on a guy with a proper beard and a blazer lol
They already did redo Titanic, in the movie release Jack was still alive when Rose cut him free to let him sink to the bottom and save herself but they got complaints about that so when it was released in the home version he was already dead, so she didn't look so bad letting him go, when after she says "I'll never let go" and immediately lets go and starts swimming for the rescue boat.
"The Mythbusters would probably actually be pretty safe, because it's a TV show." I'm just thinking about the time that they realized that the "Bullet-proof glass" they where using to protect themselves for the entire previous season, wasn't actually rated to stop bullets, or anything else.
_Business_ Blaze Simon has influenced professional presenter Simon on several of Simon's other channels. ruclips.net/video/bvFZ4C2sn94/видео.html Is it a Simon Problem, a *Brain* Blaze issue or an audience conundrum‽
Road construction and quarries, etc can and still use diesel, ammonium nitrate and blasting caps for various project, such as blasting through mountainous rocky terrain for road construction.
I feel you on the teeth thing! I have a Dental tool set, an ultrasonic scaler, tongue scraper, floss, floss picks, a water flosser, a regular toothbrush, a smaller one for the back molars, and an electric one....
Writing this post at the beginning of episode. I hope you go over when the Mythbusters covered whether or not bullets can pass through water (hence, 'Busting' the classic movie trope of a fleeing character diving into water to escape being shot). FYI, it was shown that one would be safe in the water, but unlike in the movies, where bullets simply miss (whizzing by), they (the bullets) actually disintegrate due to friction when passing into/through the water.
Exactly what I was thinking... I've never seen titanic and all those movies simon has never seen I'm like what? Why not? But i guess whatever floats your door.
I have flourescent safety orange duct tape that has a reflective stripe down the middle. It's nice for marking stuff for Search and Rescue and for repairing damaged vessels and gear, or if you just really need to be seen in an emergency situation. You may be able to see that from a distance if used as an S.O.S. sign.
Nice of you to introduce the Free/Keep Danny T-shirts AFTER the promotion has ended. Well I say after but that's going by your last video. I don't know which version of you to believe... 🧐
Okay, so, I was an apprentice tattooist years back, and it was drummed into my head hardcore to 1st buy reputable brand, body safe inks, and 2nd, make sure they're genuine. Coz yeah, if you buy your inks from Bogdan's Home Pigment and Scrap Metal Emporium you can get all kinds of nasty heavy metal contamination in knock-off/badly made inks. After all, if you're the type to just rebottle standard ink and then slap a massive mark up on it, "contains cadmium" may not mean too much to you. The only anecdotes I heard about MRI interaction were basically "you get the warm and tinglies /shrug" and that was the most extreme reaction, Basically, if you have enough metal in your dermis to cause a serious reaction with an MRI, you're probably in the hospital due to heavy metal poisoning in the first place lel. The whole "lol cobalt makes such a nice blue tho?" thing isn't the most yikes ink though, top yikes for me is the recipe for prison ink, which is biro ink if you're lucky and if you're not, soot and urine mixed into ink. That, and UV ink, my boss never really had much to do with it, summing up his sentiments with "I'll see how they look in 20 years time and what kinds of really exotic cancer they've got first."
Europe just outlawed colour tattoos and now I'm stuck with a half finished sleeve ffs. I mean, sure I don't want cancer but on the other hand, y'know, tattoos...
I actually read this... and wtf? I'm not inked, no intentions of getting inked, but I've heard of this. Also the myth of ryegot, oops, ergot, and I'm like nope, nopity nope nope. So how true is all this?
@@KlaximumSkroeft Yeah mate, dunno what to say. Can't find too much straight info, from a quick search it sounds like it's only certain blue and green base pigments that have been banned, but they're used in a lot of different colours so it has a wider knock on effect. On the upside, blue/green pigments are usually pretty stable so even if EU has to use less optimal pigments it shouldn't necessarily have too negative an effect? If it were yellow, for example, that would be a nightmare. But yeah, EU gunna EU, it doesn't shock me, they banned/restricted all the good heavy metal pigments for artist's oil colours years ago. Guess that was a warning sign.
@@tag1462 /shrug colour has to come from somewhere, and a lot of the places it comes from aren't body safe. These days the standard is well tested, inert, body safe, lab made pigments, but back in the day people used to use mercury sulphide for red pigment, and oil painters are famous for getting lead poisoning after licking their brushes for years on end. I had to look up the ergot thing, that was a laugh. I'll make it super clear I'm not a doctor, but the way I was taught tattooing worked is basically that when the body encounters a foreign object in the dermis, it treats it as a threat and if it can't expel the foreign object, the skin will instead form a hard cocoon around the object so that there's a barrier between the body and the invader. This is basically how "accidental" tattoos occur in nature, it's part of the scarring/healing process. Which means, everything working as it should, the fine layer of ink droplets injected into the skin should quickly scar and then be more or less shielded from your body. It's not a perfect system however, and the whole bright colour thing for modern tattoos is also really recent, so we don't have much data to work with, which means toxicity can be an open question... That said, (not a doctor,) but to me it seems that unless an ink is obviously poisonous even in small quantities, then it should be probably fine? Even if you assume the ink is not up to standard, probably no worse than any other vector for metal poisoning? Tattoo ink's come a long way in the last 40 years, as long as you're not getting scammed then overall should be perfectly harmless, really hygiene will always be the larger danger.
Yep, MRIs get my pelican ink (name brand of a metallic ink) tattoos warm and tingling, but the vegetable ink tattoos zero reaction. And the prison tattoos I have are just 2 very specific ingredients - bible paper and water. It makes a very specific blue black colour that a surprisingly large number of people recognize immediately.
The recipe you are after Simon is called ANFO (Ammonium Nitrate Fuel Oil) which is a mixture of ammonium nitrate (usually sold as a type of agricultural fertilizer) and diesel fuel (in a particular ratio that I wont disclose) but unlike diesel, ammonium nitrate is usually regulated (in most 1st world countries anyway) you cannot just buy it without raising red flags and once its mixed it takes a secondary primer or explosive to initiate it anyway so its not as simple as they make it out to be. It's classed as a low explosive compared to things such as C4 or Comp B (plastic explosives) that are considered high explosives (in relation to speed of shockwave). Farmers have used this recipe for a long time to remove stumps from the ground. The Oklahoma bombing was a truck full of ANFO but again McVeigh had an idea what he was doing and should have raised several red flags.
The thing about the bacteria we have in our mouths is that it’s fine… as long as it stays in our mouth. The reason people are supposed to take antibiotics before oral surgery is that if the bacteria gets into the bloodstream it can cause endocarditis and other nasty problems
Oxygen is neither flammable or combustible. However, it can greatly increase the flammability of other substances. That's why oxydizers are so dangerous. They don't catch fire, they just lower ignition temperatures greatly.
I don't know about that, it could be about the amount. I remember way back when my middle school class went to check out the High School we'd be transferring to, a science teacher came into the gym with several balloons, and a long pole with either a point at the end or something to light it (not sure). Each balloon had a different gas in it, helium just popped normally, but oxygen scared us with the force of the blast, which was then topped by the hydrogen balloon shaking the building.
@@xsanguine8 my science teacher made a bomb and blew it up. He said if he had a hockey puck sized peice of it he could blast a hole big enough to walk threw the wall. I needed that sometimes to get out of class.
Finished the STG44 on the Today I found out channel only for the latest brain blaze to pop up in my notifications. Maki g this Monday suck a bit less. Steady on you legends!
I heard a really good explanation why Rose said that Jack couldn't fit on the door and had to sacrifice himself: The whole story was a lie. Either Rose wanted her story to sound more exiting so she invented it all, she spent the trip reading a trashy romance novel and due to memory problems can't separate facts from fiction any more, or she met a con man and recalled his attempts to seduce and likely rob her in rather better light than it really happened. Either way, the details about Jack are fake, like the town he claimed to be from doesn't exist. Of course, after hearing that theory I came up with my own: The door could have held two easily, but people who think they will drown and panic don't think clearly about such things. So the story of nice guy who sacrificed himself for her is hiding that Rose pushed him into the water...
Not even THAT wrong, or at least I still agree with his original point: They said the bacteria in the dog's sample was "arguably more potent" and I'll die on that hill. That bacteria may be species specific but that has never meant it has to stay that way and it sure doesn't mean those bacteria can't knock your immune system down, give you a reaction of some sorts or straight up transfer a smell. All that and the fact you're kissing a - DOG - makes me go with "less appealing to say the least"
Dearest Sam, this old OGBB withered heart brightened just now. i knew you wouldn't let me down three weeks in a row. Please no more dead air. Loyal to the end
Dude... MAKE A VIDEO GAME CALLED "FREE DANNY"!!! :D The goal is to free Danny from your basement, like a reverse Donkey Kong classic (the old one with Super Mario). Player is a fan that needs to free Danny (Super Mario) dressed as a solder from the Rpoman empire. :D He starts from the top. You (Donkey Kong) are on the bottom guarding Danny (princess). You send Peters (Am I right Peter?!) to fight the player. When the player collects some amount of points Danny writes the script whit some name you cant read that bugs you out and for some time you stop sending Peters to fight the player. :D
I've lived in houses where all the bathroom utilities are all in the same room and where the vanity is in the first room and the toilet/shower in a second room linked together, usually separated by a sliding door. I just found out that the toilet room existed when my mom moved in with her boyfriend and I visited to see a toilet in a different room from her shower and sinks. I like it.
"You can't polish a turd" (but you CAN roll it in glitter) used to be one of my favourite phrase until a friend said that Mythbusters busted this and apparently it CAN be polished. My life is now a hollow shell and I can't even buy a 'Free Danny' tee.
Black tattoo ink (especially older ones) can contain metal- 2 of mine do and having multiple sclerosis means I get at least 2 MRIs a year so I can definitely tell that no, it doesn't explode but they do get tingly and warmer than the surrounding areas or either of my other tattoos that don't have metal. They'll also sometimes get slightly raised during a particularly long MRI. Not life threatening but not comfortable and mine aren't even very large, so I imagine someone fully inked with black could get very uncomfortable.
I work in propane and my family has owned a propane fuel company for 3 generations. I’ve made a tank go boom. You have to pack it. It has to be filled past the opd or just remove it. We do this with older tanks that aren’t safe anymore. Noticed that the really rusty ones do better. Back when Jaws was made, opd was not regulation. Tanks got over filled all the time and would blevy. It’s a real thing, but it requires insane pressures to make it happen.
Alright, WTF, Simon? I clicked on the link for a "Free Danny" t-shirt, and it took me to a list of t-shirts for your channel, but there was NO T-SHIRT for "Free Danny"! That's jacked up!! (RUN, DANNY! RUN!! Do whatever you have to do; Just get Out! Simon has NO PLANS to let you go...EVER!!!)
There are a few ways you can make a surprisingly powerful explosive from easily obtainable compounds or things you already have at home. If you take into consideration containment bombs, shrapnel, or thermobaric devices it's actually appalling what the home terrorist could do. I'd feel a bit irresponsible going into details, though.
By the power vested in me, I here by absolve you from all responsibilities. You will now be allowed to give detailed instructions. DISCLAIMER: the following information is for educational purposes only. Only you(the reader) are responsible for any shenanigans, mishaps, or irritated neighbors. Do not try this at home.
@@ryanrosser7916 most soda bottles will explode between 70 and 90 psi. A Gatorade bottle can get closer to 150 psi before exploding. The Works bathroom cleaner container hydrochloric acid, which could theoretically create a lot of hydrogen gas pretty quickly if exposed to metal, especially thin metal sheeting like aluminum foil. I would not recommend putting a small piece of foil in a Gatorade bottle with a few tablespoons of The Works bathroom Cleaner, sealing the lid, and then getting at least 10m away from it, but if those things were to hypothetically come together, it sounds like a shotgun and can cause serious damage to anything closer than 10m. We won't get into the hypotheticals of adding shrapnel.
@@graylinshowell7051 it’s sodium hydroxide(lye). I used to do that when I was ten or eleven. It’s loud as hell and makes a giant cloud. Sparklers and electrical tape is pretty awesome. My fave is mortars from the fire work store, a Gatorade bottle and some tightly wrapped duct tape. That can be heard from miles away. As a teenager me and my friends accidentally destroyed a floating dock with one of these.... allegedly
There's an old coal mining torch method of a certain material that hates water and you have to keep it inside oil but whenever you take it out it will to explode in air but you can dump it inside of a 2 l and just put the cap on and immediately Chuck it and it could blow up pretty substantially
Danny can't reenter society. He's been in captivity for so long that world moved on and he'd be like a tiger who was rescued and spent most of life in zoo to enter wild and unable to reacclimate or Brooks from Shawshank Redemption.
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See even John wants to free Danny.
We need you back on your sub reddit Simon, your cult has been growing....
Generally we are looking to keep Danny.
Keeps has the best nose candy
One of your merch links is broken. Fix that shit so I can give u money.
Am I the only one that thought when Danny wrote this the sponsor he had in mind was surfshark.
My dad sold them a pump in season 1 where they do the quicksand myth. He pulled me out of school when he delivered it to go meet them. They were so nice to 10 year old me, and gave me a signed photograph of them. Huge fan ever since then.
that was thoughtful of your dad what a lovely memory to look back on. 😊
That's so cool. I'm happy they aren't mean in real life.
How cool is that 😎 nice one mate 👍
Your dad is cool af...my mom prolly wouldn't have pulled me😂😂😂
Jk, she might have, but still. Getting out of school for ANYTHING other than illness was pretty much not gonna happen
@@jackryan4313 as a parent you just lie and say it’s a family emergency
Mythbusters was the greatest show ever to bless our screens.
Also, let’s pour one out for Grant. Great bloke who left us far too early.
And Jesse combs to
@@ThePapaja1996 To be fair, she died like a complete badass. Piloting a jet-powered car was probably the only death that the Grim Reaper felt appropriate for her.
@@josephschultz3301 or it was a pointless death because some engineer fucked up at their job.
Tomato, tomahto
The great man who also build Geoff Peterson
One of the things I found interesting is that Adam Savage very vocally hates duct tape. According to him, the lesson of the duct tape episodes isn't that duct tape is amazing; it is that engineering principles are powerful and amazing, even when you're limited to a single substandard tool.
Well duct tape is good for duct work but not much else; gaffer tape on the other hand does basically all the stuff they shew.
@@kingofbengland duct tape is worthless for duct work.
Use Metal Foil Tape like a real professional.
@@justinlast2lastharder749 this guy duct works.
Adam Savage is a wang
Adam explains in one of his videos. Duct tape isn’t ideal for a variety of things. He prefers gaffer tape for his projects. His opinion is that duct tape is a generalist. It’s good at a lot of things but not the best. It’ll do if you’re in a pinch.
Nobody can ever replace the way in which Jamie Heineman & Adam Savage were able to work together & their dynamic approach of being the serious “working man” & the “goof”
Even though they didn't like each other, and could barely stand to be in the same room, or so
I read. In the article they used the word "hate" but can you really believe everything you read? They did do an all-time great show!✌🤔
@@elizabethphillips7838Plenty of collaborative duos disliked or hated each other. They put up with it because their collaborative efforts were successful.
@@elizabethphillips7838 Adam actually has a channel or does a show on a channel on YT, and he has mentioned many times how, whilst they both respected each other as scientists and colleagues, as partners they actually struggled a lot to work together.
@@karlrovey Yeah, it happens a lot with live service TV shows. Like same with Top gear and things like that
@maxbracegirdle9990 This is true even before TV. For example, the duo of Gilbert and Sullivan hated each other.
Also, I'd pay double for a reversible t-shirt with both logos. Insert marketing here
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Thanks for clearing up the t-shirt thing Simon. For a moment I thought we'd get our own free Danny if we bought one, to keep in our basements, writing scripts for us and making us into RUclips legends like yourself. 😁
In reality, every channel with "Simon whistler" uses a different Simon. The original is locked in the basement writing all the scripts, and the first clone (who imprisoned the original) calls himself S.A.M. or "Simon's All Master". I don't remember where I was going with this.
You are a Ledgend!
The failed clones are sold to V-sause and Binging with Babish.
It doesn't matter, just keep going :p
Yo pass me some of the shit you're on.
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My favorite myth will always be from the spy episode they did, testing a bunch of minor spy myths. One segment had the crew testing ways to beat a motion sensor, and my absolute favorite result from the run of the show is holding up a quilt stopping a motion sensor from seeing you.
RIP Grant...... I loved this show so much. He was a legend. Allowed himself to be subjected to water torture.
Grant died!? WTF?
@@honorafox4709 Yeah sadly.... Brain anyeurism...
One of two people licensed to drive R2D2. Miss that dude....
im way out of touch... didnt know Grant had passed! RIP indeed
the cast were truly likeable,Simon, thats why you watch whole episodes unless your a sociopath :D. RIP Grant.
Simon is the master of reading. So much mastery that he sometimes rereads whole sections and can’t pronounce words from his own country of origin.
Factboy: I am the master of reading Danny!
Factboy 30 seconds later: Adam Sandwhich... er Savage.
Very shortly after he calls a sky diver a sky scraper and talks about it dying 🤣🤣
Dammit.
... The great right shark ... Dude. *giggle*
Factboi read good sometime. (Free Danny! Or at least let him see the sky once)
Factboi unscripted at 7:50: “The skyscraper’s definitely dying.”
The problem goes deeper than reading here.
9:20 - Chapter 1 - Shooting a gas canister make it explode
10:45 - Mid roll ads
17:05 - Chapter 2 - Punching a shark in the nose hurts him
18:10 - Chapter 3 - Are dogs more hygienic to kiss than humans
21:10 - Chapter 4 - 5 seconds rules
22:25 - Chapter 5 - Flushing the toilet with the lid down
23:50 - Chapter 6 - You can't teach an old dog new tricks
24:20 - Chapter 7 - Duct tape island
27:50 - Chapter 8 - Jaws, the revenge
29:40 - Chapter 9 - Dying from gold paint
31:05 - Chapter 10 - Titanic sinking
34:55 - Chapter 11 - Bombs away
We need Mythbusters to solve this mystery: *does Danny exists, or is he a figure of Simon's imagination?*
Answer to both questions: YES
Shroedinger’s Danny
Sounds more of a Mystery Inc. thing
@Golan Heights lmfao
figment not figure.
Grants passing was really sad he was quite brilliant and has done alot for people
And Jesse combs saddly died to
Guy who slams Danny for his long intros finally gets to the intro at 4:09
Hilarious 🤣
and another four minutes before actually getting to the list. The rest wasn't much better. How about doing a second take so it doesn't look like he is reading for the first time when making the video?
and as soon as he has barely started there is the ad-segment... the pacing of this channel...
@@adamf663 I think that's the format of the channel? Did he not mention rambling in his trifecta of four items?
I like watching brain blaze. It's like sesame street for adults. You guys teach me things about numbers and letters, and it's fun. Thank you.
Honestly props to Keeps for letting Simon keep in that bit rambling about cocaine. Absolute gigachad move tbh
Little does Simon know, it's 2 years later and there's a new host for Biographics and there's a lot less people watching now
Ya fr and on geographics he got another guy the last couple. Like Karl does good he's fine but I'm way less likely to watch it now.
@@terryjohnson5579 I unsubscribed. When it's not Simon's personality that's drawing me, there are channels done by people whose day job is being a professor in the relevant field (eg. World of Antiquity with Dr. David Miano).
I haven't got the heart to watch the new ones. When I saw him sitting at a desk with a tie on I knew it was the beginning of the end
@@terryjohnson5579 Karl was great in the earlier days of Fact Fiend but he slowly revealed himself to be a self righteous hypocrite at times, can't even bring myself to watch the newer Fact Fiend content he's doing
I love the idea that Danny is like Superman. Average guy by day, obsession of an obscure RUclips channel by night. Like imagine asking him what he does for a living, “oh you know, I’m a writer. I’m also kinda the mascot of a small RUclips cult, but that’s neither here nor there”
Omg. Watching this just 2 short years later and someone else IS doing Biographics!! SIMON IS A PROPHET!! 😱🤣🤣🤣
Simon: “This isn’t a DIY channel…”
*Simon starts a DIY channel*
I think the best part is Simon predicting the results of Mythbuster myths years after they've aired and been busted or not.
Conspiracy: the free Danny shirt money goes toward Danny's severance. The keep Danny shirt goes towards a "Don't forget your here forever sign"
No the keep Danny shirts pays for more restraints for Danny in the basement. ...allegedly.
you're
@@KlaximumSkroeft no. They misspell the sign just to further irritate Danny
@@KlaximumSkroeft your good at words
@@aaronhoward7593 ur
"Keeps: the real brainblaze legends." He needs a video showcasing every keeps tangent he goes on to show their incredibly chill tolerance. I'd watch it.
*FUN FACT:* Apparently, not _ALL_ cocaine is generic. Cocaine hydrochloride is apparently sold today under the trade names of _Goprelto_ and _Numbrino_ .... Guess there _ARE_ fancy, branded cocaine!! 😁😁
Also Cocaine Chanel is well known luxury brand from France.
*Prescription required… so ask your doctor about it today!
in aus you have to be diagnosed with terminal throat cancer to get it, i think its also used in some preceders to numb the throat/mouth too
@@piarateking8094 Yeah. If I'm not mistaken, cocaine (at least the branded versions, which are totally and not at all the same as the ones you get off the street.... _allegedly_ ) is licensed as an intranasal anaesthetic. Which basically means you take it by snorting it up your nose, I kid you not!! 😂😂
IIRC, there’s an eye drop formulation as well, and is used in some eye surgeries.
I love mythbusters. My dad and I used to watch the show together all the time until his death. It’s one of the things that I was able to keep enjoying after he passed because every episode is a good memory with my dad. He died suddenly of a massive heart attack he was young and healthy. My favourite episode was the titanic episode, and the firework powered rocket. Any tv or movie based myths were actually really good. And the bullet myths! Bone, ice, teeth those were cool.
Been a follower of Simon & Co. for a while but only discovered Brain Blaze in the last few days.
I've since watched/ listened to them all in a insane bing session. I'm also waiting on my Blazer to arrive from Sears. I've called 3 people bellends and 1 person An Absolute Ledgend, and I'm waiting on my dealer to bring me some cocaine.
Now all I need is a Meme Editor and a Script Writer (!preferably one that I can place in my basement).
Be right back, gotta go play Shadow Ledgends.
I thought Sears was dead...
Legend. Absolute legend.
@@tnegras99 only in Canada where it started. Still in the states for some reason
@@brainblaze6526 Allegedly
Late to the party but glad you're here to be miffed on the daily with the sheer quality
31:30 - Bite your tongue!!! Terminator, Aliens, The Abyss, and Terminator 2 would like a word with you both, Simon and Danny!!
"Jaws was never my scene and I don't like Star Wars" -Whistler 2021
I want to ride my BICYCLE! BICYCLE! BICYCLE!
I took a shot for both teams!
They should just add a standard disclaimer to every video "Simon has not seen most great movies that are older than ten years, but that won't stop him from trash-talking them".
@@tag1462 FROM A DISEASE NO ONE KNEW EXISTED
@@khit007 :) Classic ERB
I went to an exhibition of James Cameron’s underwater escapades. Had lots of props from his films, including Titanic.
When he’s not working on Avatar sequels, he has 1500ha of land that he was going to use for growing vegetables but instead cows are grazing on it.
He was also the one that talked Guillermo del Toro out of directing The Hobbit duology because he believed Peter Jackson would undermine his decisions, hence only having a writing credit on the first film. del Toro even rented a house in Wellington just to store his library.
If we didn't already know Simon was a dad his falling into Baby Shark helps confirm
I use Baby Shark as a threat. "Don't make me sing it."
Oh, and the Finger Family.
And perhaps the fact that he said he had a baby
@@justinakers3196 My humble apologies for not being as big a fan as yourself. You must have seen every BB video and livestream~
@@N33k5 he literally says it in this very video though
I thought it was his ADHD making it’s course
Simon, some tattoo inks do contain metal in them. Typically the dark, and natural inks. The machine does more then pull metal objects . It also heats metal objects up
Yup, for an example microwave a spoon and that's what an MRI does to large pieces of metal in the body.
Apart from the risk to the patient the pics taken are worthless due to "star" artifacts.
the myth the Busters referred to in that June 2004 episode was also used in an episode of House September 2005 where LL Cool J is playing a death row prisoner dying of 'something' and his prison tats are laced with various metals due to the 'home-grown' inks found in prisons. he needs an MRI to diagnose the 'something' and he has to 'tough it out' fully conscious as the metals are 'activated' by the MRI's magnetic fields... instead of the team... 'Knock him out John!' with anesthesia... which i never thought was a good decision from the medical advisor to House. why needlessly torture even a death row inmate when his struggling to resist the immense pain would ruin the MRI images anyways?
@@BenMartin-o1x wrong. the EM used by microwaves and MRI machines are entirely different! the ovens use a frequency near 2.5GHz and the medical imaging devices use a MUCH lower frequency of 100MHz.
microwaves are what are dangerous when walking in front of the EMITTER OF A RADAR SYSTEM, like those for weather prediction/detection of airborne objects. the MRI uses magnets. i've never heard of an MRI exploding a bird perching near them like they do OFTEN when flying near the front of a weather radar emitter... or ground maintenance techs being BURNED from without and within by improperly turned off aircraft radar systems used to detect enemy and friendly aircraft miles upon miles away.
Brain Blaze is one of my favorite things to watch right now, and Mythbusters is one of my favorite things to watch ever so this video is gonna be good.
Same!
SAME it’s like “oh look, an episode about my *entire childhood*”
I love how you can change the level of your energy depending on which yt channel and story your are narrating.
What about Sam? Where’s his cut of the T-shirt racket?
Also, RIP Grant. He was wonderful.
Mythbuster was a great show! All the respect to the Legend Grant Imahara, got a whole new generation into robotics and engineering!
@@mercuryvincent6796 I deeply loved the Mythterns they had so much fun together. Losing Grant was a shock to all of the team.
They did one myth where they were testing if you could fall onto a canopy/awning I think it was like they do in the movies and insurance refused to allow Jamie or Adam to do it but losing a mythtern was fine! So off Tory the usual victim went while the others kinda cackled.
I know this makes zero sense because your scripts are obviously printed from a printer, but I always imagined Danny in a dark basement with a single light bulb above him, handcuffed to his chair with chains, and a oldschool type writer in front of him.
The best part about that "Am I missing an eyebrow?" bit is that Adam had a date later that night
Also his face was pretty priceless when he was told „yes, and a lot of hair up there as well“.
05:27 - Fact boi scoffs "Danny it's like you think I'll be challenged by this alliteration" while then continuing the rest of the video stumbling, fumbling, tripping and downright falling on his arse with his immensely skilled articulation, his highly British educated elocution and 'BrainBlazingly' intellectual diction....
👏👏👏👏 Well done there Brain Boi.... There's a sticky Gold Star to add o your achievement board... Hahahahaha 😜😜😎🇬🇧
"The skyscrapers definitly die." Brain Blaze in a nutshell. And we need this on a shirt.
never forget!
Here in the states, true fertilizer is only sold to certified crop farmers who make their livelihood off their crops. It's not sold in regular hardware garden sections. What they sell is a mixture of natural compost like mulch from leaves and wood bark, with soil and plant food ingredients. It actually works really well
Pretty sure you can buy fertilizer.
@@jamesdean7412 nope, not actual fertilizer. You can thank the unibomber for that. It's all soil, mulch mixture
@@righty-o3585 What's really funny, it's useless. Just lengthened the chain.
@@ShaLun42it's not useless if you do it right.
@@righty-o3585 I mean, this ban is useless, not the fertilier
Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
...aaaand for those, like Simon, who aren't familiar with shark anatomy - punching sharks in the nose (on the side of the nose specifically) is a very effective way to discourage them as there are lobes of their brain on either side of their snouts. So you are basically giving them a really bad headache, if not an actual concussion.
Gills and eyes work too...the nose is actually pretty hard
because humans can punch so good under water
You people arr so violent. Just push the shark away.
You guys are so dramatic! Just yell “hey, what’s that?” while pointing behind it and then swim away when he turns to look. Duh!
@gandalf_thegrey so we should always swim with a knife or cattle prod
I think the reason i like these brain blaze videos so much is that you are allowed to be yourself and you smile more. you have my favourite kind of smile, the cheeky kind of smile, that looks even funnier on a guy with a proper beard and a blazer lol
They already did redo Titanic, in the movie release Jack was still alive when Rose cut him free to let him sink to the bottom and save herself but they got complaints about that so when it was released in the home version he was already dead, so she didn't look so bad letting him go, when after she says "I'll never let go" and immediately lets go and starts swimming for the rescue boat.
"The Mythbusters would probably actually be pretty safe, because it's a TV show."
I'm just thinking about the time that they realized that the "Bullet-proof glass" they where using to protect themselves for the entire previous season, wasn't actually rated to stop bullets, or anything else.
Ever since I’ve started watching this channel I can’t go back to the professionalism of his other channels. 😂
Any of you feel the same?
I too enjoy the cocaine enhanced whistler…. Allegedly.
He still has other channels? Lol
@@llamasandanime ye he’s only got 6835 others tho
Yes. luckily, through the extremely scientific 'Blazele-down principle' all Whistlerverse videos are affected...
_Business_ Blaze Simon has influenced professional presenter Simon on several of Simon's other channels. ruclips.net/video/bvFZ4C2sn94/видео.html Is it a Simon Problem, a *Brain* Blaze issue or an audience conundrum‽
Road construction and quarries, etc can and still use diesel, ammonium nitrate and blasting caps for various project, such as blasting through mountainous rocky terrain for road construction.
I like how Simon is being very upfront about (allegedly) keeping Danny locked in the basement, no matter what shirt we buy
I feel you on the teeth thing! I have a Dental tool set, an ultrasonic scaler, tongue scraper, floss, floss picks, a water flosser, a regular toothbrush, a smaller one for the back molars, and an electric one....
"Somewhere on the outskirts of Prague, in a damp basement with low-grade internet access, an Englishman yearns for freedom."
FREE DANNY
I run the internet through a device that limits everything to 56k speed for Danny.
@@brainblaze6526 I'm calling the people at Honest Guides. Your atrocities will see the light of day.
@@brainblaze6526 I need that device to mess with some friends and family.
FREE DANNY
In each specially-marked box of Magic Spoon.😉
Writing this post at the beginning of episode. I hope you go over when the Mythbusters covered whether or not bullets can pass through water (hence, 'Busting' the classic movie trope of a fleeing character diving into water to escape being shot). FYI, it was shown that one would be safe in the water, but unlike in the movies, where bullets simply miss (whizzing by), they (the bullets) actually disintegrate due to friction when passing into/through the water.
I love crossover videos. Simon and The MythBusters working together. I'm very sure one of those are very proud.
My favorite was when they disproved the ability to shoot a bullet through water. It is used in movies/TV/books SO much and it never made sense to me!
Keep him! Danny can never be free!
Yes finding someone as awesome to write Brain Blaze would be difficult.
To this day, I love watching Tested because Adam just has a way with telling stories.
Let's get ready to rumble!!!
Allegedly, in my opinion
Simon: I'M A MASTER OF READING
me: say "effortlessly"
"You haven't seen Titanic, what!????" Says the man who hasn't seen Jaws! Glass houses Simon, glass houses.
Exactly what I was thinking... I've never seen titanic and all those movies simon has never seen I'm like what? Why not? But i guess whatever floats your door.
@@gabrielpartanen1194 Floats your door! Gabe, you made me giggle!
I have flourescent safety orange duct tape that has a reflective stripe down the middle. It's nice for marking stuff for Search and Rescue and for repairing damaged vessels and gear, or if you just really need to be seen in an emergency situation.
You may be able to see that from a distance if used as an S.O.S. sign.
Nice of you to introduce the Free/Keep Danny T-shirts AFTER the promotion has ended. Well I say after but that's going by your last video. I don't know which version of you to believe... 🧐
Tough one, second month in a row one month only?
2 years later and they're trying to do Biographics without him o.o
Okay, so, I was an apprentice tattooist years back, and it was drummed into my head hardcore to 1st buy reputable brand, body safe inks, and 2nd, make sure they're genuine. Coz yeah, if you buy your inks from Bogdan's Home Pigment and Scrap Metal Emporium you can get all kinds of nasty heavy metal contamination in knock-off/badly made inks. After all, if you're the type to just rebottle standard ink and then slap a massive mark up on it, "contains cadmium" may not mean too much to you.
The only anecdotes I heard about MRI interaction were basically "you get the warm and tinglies /shrug" and that was the most extreme reaction, Basically, if you have enough metal in your dermis to cause a serious reaction with an MRI, you're probably in the hospital due to heavy metal poisoning in the first place lel.
The whole "lol cobalt makes such a nice blue tho?" thing isn't the most yikes ink though, top yikes for me is the recipe for prison ink, which is biro ink if you're lucky and if you're not, soot and urine mixed into ink. That, and UV ink, my boss never really had much to do with it, summing up his sentiments with "I'll see how they look in 20 years time and what kinds of really exotic cancer they've got first."
Europe just outlawed colour tattoos and now I'm stuck with a half finished sleeve ffs. I mean, sure I don't want cancer but on the other hand, y'know, tattoos...
I actually read this... and wtf? I'm not inked, no intentions of getting inked, but I've heard of this. Also the myth of ryegot, oops, ergot, and I'm like nope, nopity nope nope. So how true is all this?
@@KlaximumSkroeft Yeah mate, dunno what to say. Can't find too much straight info, from a quick search it sounds like it's only certain blue and green base pigments that have been banned, but they're used in a lot of different colours so it has a wider knock on effect. On the upside, blue/green pigments are usually pretty stable so even if EU has to use less optimal pigments it shouldn't necessarily have too negative an effect? If it were yellow, for example, that would be a nightmare.
But yeah, EU gunna EU, it doesn't shock me, they banned/restricted all the good heavy metal pigments for artist's oil colours years ago. Guess that was a warning sign.
@@tag1462 /shrug colour has to come from somewhere, and a lot of the places it comes from aren't body safe. These days the standard is well tested, inert, body safe, lab made pigments, but back in the day people used to use mercury sulphide for red pigment, and oil painters are famous for getting lead poisoning after licking their brushes for years on end.
I had to look up the ergot thing, that was a laugh. I'll make it super clear I'm not a doctor, but the way I was taught tattooing worked is basically that when the body encounters a foreign object in the dermis, it treats it as a threat and if it can't expel the foreign object, the skin will instead form a hard cocoon around the object so that there's a barrier between the body and the invader. This is basically how "accidental" tattoos occur in nature, it's part of the scarring/healing process.
Which means, everything working as it should, the fine layer of ink droplets injected into the skin should quickly scar and then be more or less shielded from your body. It's not a perfect system however, and the whole bright colour thing for modern tattoos is also really recent, so we don't have much data to work with, which means toxicity can be an open question... That said, (not a doctor,) but to me it seems that unless an ink is obviously poisonous even in small quantities, then it should be probably fine? Even if you assume the ink is not up to standard, probably no worse than any other vector for metal poisoning? Tattoo ink's come a long way in the last 40 years, as long as you're not getting scammed then overall should be perfectly harmless, really hygiene will always be the larger danger.
Yep, MRIs get my pelican ink (name brand of a metallic ink) tattoos warm and tingling, but the vegetable ink tattoos zero reaction. And the prison tattoos I have are just 2 very specific ingredients - bible paper and water. It makes a very specific blue black colour that a surprisingly large number of people recognize immediately.
The recipe you are after Simon is called ANFO (Ammonium Nitrate Fuel Oil) which is a mixture of ammonium nitrate (usually sold as a type of agricultural fertilizer) and diesel fuel (in a particular ratio that I wont disclose) but unlike diesel, ammonium nitrate is usually regulated (in most 1st world countries anyway) you cannot just buy it without raising red flags and once its mixed it takes a secondary primer or explosive to initiate it anyway so its not as simple as they make it out to be. It's classed as a low explosive compared to things such as C4 or Comp B (plastic explosives) that are considered high explosives (in relation to speed of shockwave). Farmers have used this recipe for a long time to remove stumps from the ground. The Oklahoma bombing was a truck full of ANFO but again McVeigh had an idea what he was doing and should have raised several red flags.
The thing about the bacteria we have in our mouths is that it’s fine… as long as it stays in our mouth. The reason people are supposed to take antibiotics before oral surgery is that if the bacteria gets into the bloodstream it can cause endocarditis and other nasty problems
Seem like accidentally biting your tounge or the of inside of your chins can be dangerous then.
@@michaelpettersson4919 It is.
Lead balloon and exploding water tank will always make me smile.
Oxygen is neither flammable or combustible. However, it can greatly increase the flammability of other substances. That's why oxydizers are so dangerous. They don't catch fire, they just lower ignition temperatures greatly.
I don't know about that, it could be about the amount. I remember way back when my middle school class went to check out the High School we'd be transferring to, a science teacher came into the gym with several balloons, and a long pole with either a point at the end or something to light it (not sure). Each balloon had a different gas in it, helium just popped normally, but oxygen scared us with the force of the blast, which was then topped by the hydrogen balloon shaking the building.
Oxygen is reactive. So is carbon. The difference is oxygen is a slut and carbon is more stable.
@@xsanguine8 my science teacher made a bomb and blew it up. He said if he had a hockey puck sized peice of it he could blast a hole big enough to walk threw the wall. I needed that sometimes to get out of class.
@@tag1462 I... I really like that wording.
(6:38
Thanks Sam for reminding me of one of my fave childhood shows)
Finished the STG44 on the Today I found out channel only for the latest brain blaze to pop up in my notifications. Maki g this Monday suck a bit less. Steady on you legends!
I'd love to see a running tally of who's gotten more shirts: Free Danny or Keep Danny.
Does anyone know if Danny got freed or kept? 😅😅😅
"This is a lamp, this isn't what you're waiting for!"
I fuckin love you Simon. XD
Any meme, or for that matter any media at all featuring Kate McKinnon is, by definition, GOLD.
Release the north korea video blaze boi! The people have spoken! That one guy for months! The absolute legend
I heard a really good explanation why Rose said that Jack couldn't fit on the door and had to sacrifice himself: The whole story was a lie.
Either Rose wanted her story to sound more exiting so she invented it all, she spent the trip reading a trashy romance novel and due to memory problems can't separate facts from fiction any more, or she met a con man and recalled his attempts to seduce and likely rob her in rather better light than it really happened. Either way, the details about Jack are fake, like the town he claimed to be from doesn't exist.
Of course, after hearing that theory I came up with my own: The door could have held two easily, but people who think they will drown and panic don't think clearly about such things. So the story of nice guy who sacrificed himself for her is hiding that Rose pushed him into the water...
Your right Simon, I'm not here for quick and simple introducts. I'm here for randum tangents, adhd moments, story time with simon and rants.
Appreciate the Corridor Crew mention. well played Simon!
Simon the fact that you can easily admit when you're wrong and accept that speaks volumes to your character. cheers mate!
I try :)
Not even THAT wrong, or at least I still agree with his original point: They said the bacteria in the dog's sample was "arguably more potent" and I'll die on that hill. That bacteria may be species specific but that has never meant it has to stay that way and it sure doesn't mean those bacteria can't knock your immune system down, give you a reaction of some sorts or straight up transfer a smell.
All that and the fact you're kissing a - DOG - makes me go with "less appealing to say the least"
So we are changing the channel name back Fact Boy?
@@jamespritchard744 How about Boi Blaze?
Or Buisness Boi
The Holy Trinity of Blaze Bois needs to be merch
Keep Danny and pay him well but make sure he can’t leave the basement to spend the money
That's why he's only payed in magic spoon
sounds like mr. ballen and the "like button"
Pay him in Simon bucks. It can only be redeemed at the whistler store
There’s a basement vending machine.
@@brainblaze6526 I shall presume that the vending machines only contains pens, paper, correction tape, and Magic Spoon
Dearest Sam, this old OGBB withered heart brightened just now. i knew you wouldn't let me down three weeks in a row. Please no more dead air. Loyal to the end
Dude... MAKE A VIDEO GAME CALLED "FREE DANNY"!!! :D
The goal is to free Danny from your basement, like a reverse Donkey Kong classic (the old one with Super Mario).
Player is a fan that needs to free Danny (Super Mario) dressed as a solder from the Rpoman empire. :D He starts from the top. You (Donkey Kong) are on the bottom guarding Danny (princess). You send Peters (Am I right Peter?!) to fight the player. When the player collects some amount of points Danny writes the script whit some name you cant read that bugs you out and for some time you stop sending Peters to fight the player. :D
Difficulty: you have to make it to Simon before he finishes reading the introduction, so you pick up tangents Danny throws at you from the Blazement!
The way Simon freaks out about germs and stuff, I wouldn't be surprised to hear that he's made himself allergic to several things.
"I'm The Master of Reading™"
* *Flubs the line* *
Yes. Well done, Factboi
* good job meme *
The toilet one has stuck with me ever since. Still always put the lid down before flushing.
I remember when it was called business blaze👴
Wow you must be a 100 years old 😂
I've lived in houses where all the bathroom utilities are all in the same room and where the vanity is in the first room and the toilet/shower in a second room linked together, usually separated by a sliding door. I just found out that the toilet room existed when my mom moved in with her boyfriend and I visited to see a toilet in a different room from her shower and sinks. I like it.
If you free Danny who writes the funny factboy?
Callum from the casual criminalist.
He's also locked in Simon's basement
"You can't polish a turd" (but you CAN roll it in glitter) used to be one of my favourite phrase until a friend said that Mythbusters busted this and apparently it CAN be polished.
My life is now a hollow shell and I can't even buy a 'Free Danny' tee.
Imagine Blade-boi always had someone in the basement all this time.
Black tattoo ink (especially older ones) can contain metal- 2 of mine do and having multiple sclerosis means I get at least 2 MRIs a year so I can definitely tell that no, it doesn't explode but they do get tingly and warmer than the surrounding areas or either of my other tattoos that don't have metal. They'll also sometimes get slightly raised during a particularly long MRI. Not life threatening but not comfortable and mine aren't even very large, so I imagine someone fully inked with black could get very uncomfortable.
Fun fact: The night that Adam Savage burned his eyebrow happen to be his first date with his now wife.
Aww. That's really cute actually. I night everyone could remember
I work in propane and my family has owned a propane fuel company for 3 generations. I’ve made a tank go boom. You have to pack it. It has to be filled past the opd or just remove it. We do this with older tanks that aren’t safe anymore. Noticed that the really rusty ones do better. Back when Jaws was made, opd was not regulation. Tanks got over filled all the time and would blevy. It’s a real thing, but it requires insane pressures to make it happen.
Sam is on POINT with the memes today 👌
7:51 - "The _skyscraper_ is definitely dying...
I petition to see a photo of Simon with hair, like right out of university 🥰
Google him you will see it. He also posted on his Twitter.
@@alexandrialucius8351 thanks 😊
Alright, WTF, Simon?
I clicked on the link for a "Free Danny" t-shirt, and it took me to a list of t-shirts for your channel, but there was NO T-SHIRT for "Free Danny"!
That's jacked up!!
(RUN, DANNY! RUN!! Do whatever you have to do; Just get Out! Simon has NO PLANS to let you go...EVER!!!)
There are a few ways you can make a surprisingly powerful explosive from easily obtainable compounds or things you already have at home. If you take into consideration containment bombs, shrapnel, or thermobaric devices it's actually appalling what the home terrorist could do. I'd feel a bit irresponsible going into details, though.
By the power vested in me, I here by absolve you from all responsibilities. You will now be allowed to give detailed instructions.
DISCLAIMER: the following information is for educational purposes only. Only you(the reader) are responsible for any shenanigans, mishaps, or irritated neighbors. Do not try this at home.
@@ryanrosser7916 most soda bottles will explode between 70 and 90 psi. A Gatorade bottle can get closer to 150 psi before exploding. The Works bathroom cleaner container hydrochloric acid, which could theoretically create a lot of hydrogen gas pretty quickly if exposed to metal, especially thin metal sheeting like aluminum foil. I would not recommend putting a small piece of foil in a Gatorade bottle with a few tablespoons of The Works bathroom Cleaner, sealing the lid, and then getting at least 10m away from it, but if those things were to hypothetically come together, it sounds like a shotgun and can cause serious damage to anything closer than 10m. We won't get into the hypotheticals of adding shrapnel.
@@graylinshowell7051 it’s sodium hydroxide(lye). I used to do that when I was ten or eleven. It’s loud as hell and makes a giant cloud. Sparklers and electrical tape is pretty awesome. My fave is mortars from the fire work store, a Gatorade bottle and some tightly wrapped duct tape. That can be heard from miles away. As a teenager me and my friends accidentally destroyed a floating dock with one of these.... allegedly
There's an old coal mining torch method of a certain material that hates water and you have to keep it inside oil but whenever you take it out it will to explode in air but you can dump it inside of a 2 l and just put the cap on and immediately Chuck it and it could blow up pretty substantially
@@elitesnipergenj3093 waiting for the alphabet agencies to find this thread. So far my front door is still intact
Danny can't reenter society. He's been in captivity for so long that world moved on and he'd be like a tiger who was rescued and spent most of life in zoo to enter wild and unable to reacclimate or Brooks from Shawshank Redemption.
Simon effortless reads on the first try the most elaborate alliterations Danny can come up too... then stumbles on the most random words
R.I.P. Gretta, "how dare you"