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There is speed running that goes to the end by any means other than modding and hacking. Also there is modding and hacking to finish any games. Queue- check out fallout3-4/skyrim modding community. And insane speed runs on resident evil series.
I am imagining that poor Simon is giving us an excellent example of an "I have a new baby" sleep debt buildup brain-meltdown. Kudos for everyone who helps him keep the brainspazzing funny and nearly-coherent in most cases! I suspect the 'director's cuts' of these sessions are quite...uhhh, 'interesting' to witness. :)
@@EShirako I don't think that's baby exhaustion, just his ADHD. That's how I am when I don't take my Adderall and honestly, how I am when I do take my meds anyway. Lol People think I'm ranting when I go off on a tangent but no, it's just my words trying to keep up with the stream of chaos in my brain. 😅
@@madalice5134 I was talking to a group of people I'd never met before at a bar recently and one of the other people legit asked me if I had ADHD and I was like...??? And tldr she BLEW MY MIND when I realized how my communication style DRAMATICALLY impacts the people I will and wont understand/get on with haha
Dragons Lair was an interesting/frustrating game that looked beautiful. I was just a child so I sucked at it but my father was amazing and could finish it in a single go. His frustration was that he wanted to play other games and I wanted to see him play Dragons Lair.
I can't believe they lumped Dragon's Lair into one of these. The game was BRUTALLY unforgiving, and clearly was just a quarter-eater, but it was innovative and spectacular. I wouldn't put it on a list of best-anything, but neither does it belong on a list of most ridiculous.
Yeah i was so excited when i saw it and then recall the sticker schock, so would try and watch others play it so i could try and figure how to play it, though never saw much, before i had to give up waiting for others, and pretty much remember losing a few bucks nearly immediately, which seemed to be the same thing i saw happen whenever i watched others play
My theory, given the only one we have actually seen in a basement is Simon, that Danny actually has Simon imprisoned in the basement and the whole Danny is locked in the basement is just a blind to throw off investigators. Danny has been the puppet mater pulling the strings all along. Simon blink in Morse code if you need help.
Or he's planning an ultimate list of terrible and controversial games. You know, something like: Hatred Postal (both of them and the Apolypse Weekend) Manhunt (both of them) Illusion games (with their family friendly RapeLay as a cherry on top) Raid Shadow Legends Rez (with their oh so glorious controller - Rez Trance Vibrator) BMX XXX
My brother mastered Dragon's Lair back in the day. He and my cousins wrote down what moves to do, each taking turns with what few coins they had. It took a few trips to the arcade before he finally made it all the way to the end, with a crowd watching and my cousin reading aloud which combo came next. I can see why it would be in a museum. This was BEFORE Mario, Tetris, Metroid, Dragon Quest, and Bomberman. It was futuristic, immersing yourself into an interactive cartoon straight out of Saturday mornings, rather than watching a blocky Italian stereotype jump on mushrooms.
@@kaldogorathMore modern games have quick time events. Same principle, you punch the required buttons at the right moments and the cutscene continues. Else you die and then try again. This is just a game that's one long quick time event.
Huh, shitposting in the RUclips comments has been mine for a while now, though that doesn’t mean I don’t have legitimate discussions as well, just that I’m not averse to acting like a dunce from time to time particularly when confronted by folks who clearly take their own ego way too seriously. 😆
Fun Fact: Ferdinand Magellan was a Portuguese explorer who lead a Spanish expedition to the west (obviously not a servant lol). he wasn't the first man to circumnavigate the world because he died in the Philippines on April 27, 1521 and his body was never returned to the Europeans. that title would go to the surviving crew of this expedition, in fact it's actually on your Today I Found Out website, Fact Boi 👍
That psychedelic adhd section killed me, holy shit. Also that's like...every day of my life is just like that. Adhd and coca...caffeine are a he'll of a mix. Allegedly. Great editing though like seriously top notch work.
Normal video editor: takes 45 minutes of raw footage, returns tight, polished 20 minute video Sam: receives 45 minutes of raw footage, adds disco affects. Sam Avilla is a fucking legend
Rabies is treatable if you receive a series of injections IMMEDIATELY after being bitten by a rabid animal, before symptoms develop. If wait until you start showing symptoms of rabies, it’s too late. There’s no reversal of progression at that point. What people don’t realize is it’s usually obvious if an animal is rabid. And they usually die quickly from the virus as well. So most animals aren’t rabid, but you should be treated just in case. I used to work for the department of public health in New Jersey.
I played Dragons Lair back in the late 80s in the arcade... loved it.. I now own a DVD version that I can play with my remote.. If your sword flashes .. you press the "fire" button.. when items around the screen flash you have to push the joystick in that direction.. I always found it enjoyable.
Lol Magellen clearly only reviews the ad read itself and not the video it's gonna be in. I can't believe Simon and crew can get sponsored on a video and follow it up with sticking fingers up mother in laws buttholes.
@@jaybeemhardscrote7466 I'm confident that this game did bot check whether the used object actually was the provided plastic finger. Hence the name Bunga-Bunga.
When I was a kid in the 80s, I remember getting a big high paying paper route. They paid a whopping 12 cents a paper. Other papers I delivered would pay about 7 cents or even less. So, this paper route was 6 days a week. Yes, really. Plus on Tuesdays, there was about a hundred or so mini news papers that were 1 cent each to deliver. Ya, I totally threw a bunch in a bush a couple times. Also, added to all this fun was collecting the subscription money myself. The people I delivered to paid me and I paid the paper company. Ya, so people who refused to pay meant I had to become a pint sized child collections agent. Add to that, that the papers weighed so much that after a while my veribrate was twisted out of alignment by the paper bag and caused me back problems through most of my teens. So, ya, I'd rather play a paperboy video game any day of the week over the real thing. A psychotic granny and homicidal lawnmower is nothing compared to the abuse the newspaper companies doled out.
OI Simon, as someone with ADHD who skips ads because they're painfully dull, I actually enjoy your ad reads on this channel, they're entertaining. This whole channel is just evolving into "Ah thank f*ck I'm not the only one with a brain that does the meandering fact journeys mid-conversation" and it's just *chefs kiss* Thank you for the gift that is this channel you three legends.
ADHD tangents are like 3/4 of what comes out of my mouth most days. I love watching Simon cause it's like watching myself...with more charisma. And better facts. And decidedly less hair. But a better beard. Well okay it's not really like watching myself at all, but you get my point. Probably.
ADHD is simply poor concentration, judgment and lack of the requisite self control that dominates everyone else's lives. If you had applied yourself in school this wouldn't be problem.
@@americantopteam135s-t7 I hate to be this person, but.... Actually that is not at ALL what AD/HD is. As someone who also has it, I can speak from experience. I do not have the "poor concentration" component, however. What I have is a lesser-known variant: hyper-focus. I have to take AD/HD medications so that I can actually **be** distracted at times. I actually applied myself in school, graduated from college, got a certificate in my field, got an advanced certificate in my field, and have a successful career. Yes, some people have, to use your words, "poor concentration, judgment, and lack of requisite self control" as AD/HD symptoms. Others don't. Additionally, again, to use your words, "poor concentration, judgment, and lack of requisite self control" are not only symptoms of AD/HD, but also of other mental health conditions as well. Do your research before making this kind of ignorant comment about a diagnosis like AD/HD again. Sorry to burst your stereotyping bubble about people with AD/HD. Check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
Simon, "If science hasn't proven it. It doesn't exist." -Also Simon, "My imagination isn't so good....." The difference between a textbook author and a fiction author. Don't worry Simon, you make us laugh and our imaginations work just fine.
Dragons Lair had lines out the door of every arcade it was placed in during the 80s. It also cost 2 token per game and was difficult to learn the moves to get you through each area. It loved in the states. It was also easy to learn the moves to get through each area. I beat it after about 20 dollars worth of play.
My Bagellen? Beautiful, there are so many aspects in each brain blaze video to enjoy, it really is wonderful, the ADHD, relatable, the content, the memes, the bleeping of 60% of swears, all so content, much wow. This probably sounds sarcastic, i promise it's not, the content is so great and i thank you and your team so much for the work you do.
We need a “what are we talking about?” montage. I have ADD and always wonder what the difference looks like for ADHD, this video helped me understand. Amazing video.
Yeah. I have ADD, by which I mean I have ADHD but I'm not hyperactive. It is the same disorder. Just some people experience some symptoms more than others. It's a spectrum, like most things.
I love how Simon is so excited that he was right about the arcade game being in Japan, when he literally read that it was in Japan in the into to the segment. He really does do these in through the eyes and out the mouth.
Okay I think Simon would actually like All Dogs Go to Heaven. The protagonist gets fucking murdered in the first five minutes after escaping prison and then goes and gambles as an angel.
Yep. If they can get you to function in a non-com roll, they will. If you are a unfixable dirt bag, you go home. I thought it was a General Discharge, but IDK.
@@joejoelesh1197 Well I'm assuming it was more of a "you having a mental breakdown" thing which would be a medical issue. But true, it would depend on how exactly you break down in combat. Edit: Ok, I should clarify you're right, there's technically no such thin as a "medical discharge" but that's short hand for general discharge for medical reasons. Because in general "general discharge" for non-medical reasons tend to be very bad, though not quite bad enough for a dishonorable discharge or bad conduct discharge. Those discharged in "general discharge" for non-medical reasons are almost always non-eligible for the GI Bill.
Years ago (back when Pizza Hut was owned by Tricon along with KFC and Taco Bell) I was a pizza delivery driver. For the amount of work, the pay was rather decent after tips were included, but the title of "pizza delivery driver" was rather looked down upon, so I would just tell people that I was a "product distribution specialist for Tricon Inc.", and nobody was ever the wiser.
Holy shit Batman! Fact boi is completely yakked out of his mind, his adhd is on overdrive and Sam must’ve finally lost it trying to keep up with the memes Edit: that ad read was frickin epic Simon
Not gonna lie, a Simon-faced instant noodle brand would be something I'd buy. "Get your cup of Noodle Blaze today! Pick one of three fantasticly insane flavors, Danny, Callum or Freedom! Noodle Blaze!"
Dragon's Lair was one of those games where most people would do what Danny did when he first encountered it, and then never play it again out of frustration. There was NEVER a line in front of a Dragon's Lair machine. EVER. So they'd get your money once, that was it. I don't personally know anyone who got to the end.
I thought Dragon's Lair was easy, it only took me and 2 friends a weekend to master, I think it was under $5 for each to master at 40 cents play. I believe it used to flash which way you were to go, and in most scenes, it was easy to know which way to push the joystick. At the arcade I went to it was the game with a Video Screen above the cabinet so people could watch how good or bad you were. Getting to the end was easy, doing it 20 years later, took me 3 lives but I still could do it. when I played it at a Nickel arcade.
Dragon's Lair is admittedly a bit of a crap game but it COMPLETELY deserves the Smithsonian spot. Pong was the first commercial videogame. Pac-man, I think, was the first really successful videogame, and Dragon's Lair was both revolutionary AND showed how great of a potential videogames have as an art form.
@@Adjuni Pong is NOT the first ARCADE video game, Galaxy Game per dated Pong by a few months, but it cost far too much for a mass-market release like Pong. Even that was not the first video game that had been created in 1958 by Physicist William Higinbotham it was based on a simple Tennis game, not sure it even had a name. Dragon's Lair, Pong, and Galaxy Game are in MAME, the other one is not. Galaxy Game is running on a PDP-11, unlike Pong which was a circuit board and could be cheaply made. Dragon's Lair was the first to use a Laserdisc and let the player choose the scenes to be played, in fact, the deleted but Animated one Scene before releasing of the game.
I actually have a working Dragon's Lair machine in my basement. They're worth several thousand dollars now because no one knew how to fix the laserdisc players, so they all got thrown out. I can win. There is a kind of endscreen that shows Dirk and Daphne in a heart. It looks like the laserdisc broke when it comes up. It's not very exciting.
Of the many channels I see Simon on, this is my favourite, because I love watching him breaking down and breaking character. Also, Shaq Fu makes perfect sense. He is currently 1 win 0 losses in AEW, so clearly he is a master of fighting.
It’s getting really crowded in the basement Simon, let’s see we have Danny, Sam, Callum, and ETA. The oil for the handcuffs alone must be costing you a fortune. Just to let you know I’m available for personal protection from a basement revolt.
I loved the video... except for Danny's take on Dragon's Lair! Yes it was a timing & memorization based game and that sucked for young players (like myself at the time of its release) an was damn expensive for the time. However it helped show a major leap in the possibility of storytelling in video games along with audio and video capabilities. It really showed that hardware can be a great limiter or enabler of the budding video game industry.
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Loved that bit of history about Magellan the person.
There is speed running that goes to the end by any means other than modding and hacking. Also there is modding and hacking to finish any games. Queue- check out fallout3-4/skyrim modding community. And insane speed runs on resident evil series.
Danny who "lives" in your basement is the same meaning as a serial killer having "guests" in their man cave.
Ha! You think I watch any Simon Whistler video for knowledge? It's all entertainment to me as well! 😆
What an ad read. Glorious teamwork, Sam, Simon, and Simon's ADHD.
Sam is really going nuts with his editing. Simon, I think the moldy bread you threw into the basement may be affecting him.
Yes some molds have caused hallucinations
😹
Sam deserves a damn raise for his editing on this one!
He has his friend down there to keep him company. So i think *they* are.....having a mental breakdown. Soon. Cannibalism.
Either that or he got a hold of Danny's VR headset
Mad props to Sam. He has really kicked things up a notch in that fabulous ADHD rant montage.
Are there awards for awesome RUclips editing? Because if so, Sam should win all of them.
I am imagining that poor Simon is giving us an excellent example of an "I have a new baby" sleep debt buildup brain-meltdown. Kudos for everyone who helps him keep the brainspazzing funny and nearly-coherent in most cases! I suspect the 'director's cuts' of these sessions are quite...uhhh, 'interesting' to witness. :)
@@EShirako I don't think that's baby exhaustion, just his ADHD. That's how I am when I don't take my Adderall and honestly, how I am when I do take my meds anyway. Lol
People think I'm ranting when I go off on a tangent but no, it's just my words trying to keep up with the stream of chaos in my brain. 😅
@@madalice5134 I was talking to a group of people I'd never met before at a bar recently and one of the other people legit asked me if I had ADHD and I was like...??? And tldr she BLEW MY MIND when I realized how my communication style DRAMATICALLY impacts the people I will and wont understand/get on with haha
It was like an acid trip or something. Or possibly that episode of Family Guy where Brian does mushrooms.
Sam has to be one of the greatest video editors on RUclips, unironically.
I was already gonna back this opinion but then Simon started talking about Shaq and now my whole soul agrees.
Editing aside... just the memes alone are glorious
You've never seen a two mad edit, i guess
@@nichmiller4251 Allegedly.
Sam definitely deserves all the money
7:00 - Chapter 0 - Paper boy
9:20 - Chapter 1 - Trash man
13:10 - Chapter 2 - Travel with trashman
15:30 - Mid roll ads
18:55 - Chapter 3 - Super trolley
28:20 - Chapter 4 - Shaq fu
35:10 - Chapter 5 - Shaq fu, a legend reborn
36:25 - Chapter 6 - Boonga boonga
43:25 - Chapter 7 - Dragon's lair
THANK YOU!!!! A much better list then the actual video gives us.
Legend
That ADHDISCO section was brilliant!
Literally the reason we hadn't had a blaze in a while
Great memeing Sam
Oh yes, that was quite nice
Yo that better be sarcastic BC it's a 50 min vid and he's got like 9.5million channels. Hahahah
Simon is the bald runescape guy
For April first you guys should do some a role reversal where Simon is in the basement and Danny reads the script. :)
It’s nice that you say Danny “lives” in the basement. Because he definitely isn’t “trapped” or “chained” in the basement.😳😊😊
At some point the Stockholm syndrome kicks in.
Allegedly.
@@stigmaoftherose that's what I came to say!
You mustnt have watched the one where they tried to break out...
@@chriskatz2355 they should've been nicer to Callum, he might've gotten them out with him if that had been the case.
Dragons Lair was an interesting/frustrating game that looked beautiful.
I was just a child so I sucked at it but my father was amazing and could finish it in a single go.
His frustration was that he wanted to play other games and I wanted to see him play Dragons Lair.
I can't believe they lumped Dragon's Lair into one of these. The game was BRUTALLY unforgiving, and clearly was just a quarter-eater, but it was innovative and spectacular. I wouldn't put it on a list of best-anything, but neither does it belong on a list of most ridiculous.
Yeah i was so excited when i saw it and then recall the sticker schock, so would try and watch others play it so i could try and figure how to play it, though never saw much, before i had to give up waiting for others, and pretty much remember losing a few bucks nearly immediately, which seemed to be the same thing i saw happen whenever i watched others play
Exactly. I remember my sister's and I dragging stools over to watch my dad play at the arcade. We loved it!
@@brianmulholland2467
It is extremely ridiculous. That doesn't mean it's bad.
Simon I think Sam found your C O C A I N E stash, the editing is off the charts
From Simon’s behaviour during this vid I’d say they shared it 🤣
Allegedly
I'm here for it 100%
My theory, given the only one we have actually seen in a basement is Simon, that Danny actually has Simon imprisoned in the basement and the whole Danny is locked in the basement is just a blind to throw off investigators. Danny has been the puppet mater pulling the strings all along. Simon blink in Morse code if you need help.
That is an ***epic** theory. Are you okay, Fact Boi? Do you need help?
@@piparalegal2019 hashtag save fact boi
All those awful games and not once did Simon didn’t crap on Raid Shadow Legends? You’re going soft Big Brain
I think you mean he's going smooth brain
You've found the hidden Easter egg joke
I've got a theory that Simon actually owns RSL...
Or he's planning an ultimate list of terrible and controversial games. You know, something like:
Hatred
Postal (both of them and the Apolypse Weekend)
Manhunt (both of them)
Illusion games (with their family friendly RapeLay as a cherry on top)
Raid Shadow Legends
Rez (with their oh so glorious controller - Rez Trance Vibrator)
BMX XXX
@@rafal.zbojak postal, the game where stray cats can be used as silencers🤣🤣🤣
My brother mastered Dragon's Lair back in the day. He and my cousins wrote down what moves to do, each taking turns with what few coins they had. It took a few trips to the arcade before he finally made it all the way to the end, with a crowd watching and my cousin reading aloud which combo came next. I can see why it would be in a museum. This was BEFORE Mario, Tetris, Metroid, Dragon Quest, and Bomberman. It was futuristic, immersing yourself into an interactive cartoon straight out of Saturday mornings, rather than watching a blocky Italian stereotype jump on mushrooms.
But is it even a game?
@@kaldogorathMore modern games have quick time events. Same principle, you punch the required buttons at the right moments and the cutscene continues. Else you die and then try again. This is just a game that's one long quick time event.
@@joemck85 There's a game around the QTEs though
Wow. This one went off the rails several times. Clearly BrainBlaze is Simon’s therapy session
I SMASHED DISLIKE!!! Now I'm off to the gas station buffet for some sushi! 🇺🇸
I agree! I love Simon's tangents on this channel. They make me giggle. They're *amazing*.
I mean, he DID say it had been a few weeks.... he's probably in withdrawal. 🥵
Huh, shitposting in the RUclips comments has been mine for a while now, though that doesn’t mean I don’t have legitimate discussions as well, just that I’m not averse to acting like a dunce from time to time particularly when confronted by folks who clearly take their own ego way too seriously. 😆
And then you T R A I N
Fun Fact: Ferdinand Magellan was a Portuguese explorer who lead a Spanish expedition to the west (obviously not a servant lol). he wasn't the first man to circumnavigate the world because he died in the Philippines on April 27, 1521 and his body was never returned to the Europeans. that title would go to the surviving crew of this expedition, in fact it's actually on your Today I Found Out website, Fact Boi 👍
YES I loved Sam's club edit of Simon's ADHD tangent! 😂
That psychedelic adhd section killed me, holy shit. Also that's like...every day of my life is just like that. Adhd and coca...caffeine are a he'll of a mix. Allegedly. Great editing though like seriously top notch work.
I feel like Danny's life could be a Magellan documentary and no one would believe any of it was based on real events...
It was Rotherham, pretty sure the documentary was a series called Crimewatch. 😂
I've been following for over a year, I'm less than five minutes into this video and it is already my favourite Blaze of all time. Thank you, Sam.
Normal video editor: takes 45 minutes of raw footage, returns tight, polished 20 minute video
Sam: receives 45 minutes of raw footage, adds disco affects.
Sam Avilla is a fucking legend
You mean 45 minutes of raw footage and delivers an edited program 50 minutes long…
Rabies is treatable if you receive a series of injections IMMEDIATELY after being bitten by a rabid animal, before symptoms develop.
If wait until you start showing symptoms of rabies, it’s too late. There’s no reversal of progression at that point.
What people don’t realize is it’s usually obvious if an animal is rabid. And they usually die quickly from the virus as well. So most animals aren’t rabid, but you should be treated just in case.
I used to work for the department of public health in New Jersey.
"I'm like the buffet of RUclips" that's a legendary Simon quote if I've ever heard one
Daddy chill
@@robinstanish6056 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 fine vintage memes
I played Dragons Lair back in the late 80s in the arcade... loved it..
I now own a DVD version that I can play with my remote..
If your sword flashes .. you press the "fire" button.. when items around the screen flash you have to push the joystick in that direction..
I always found it enjoyable.
That meme montage is literally the greatest thing I have ever seen…
Sam you legend!
I SMASHED DISLIKE just because of how legendary it was!
Thank you Sam for pointing out its WOODY HARRELSON. Not the first time Simon called that one wrong.
I like how Simon is the same level of pumped in Casual criminalist as well.
Probably reads them right after
@A P cocaina, no flour
Simon: what am I doing this is supposed to be an ad read
Simon thirty seconds later: HA what kind of a name is Magellan
saying "I'm going to go drown myself" in the middle of an ad read like a fucking BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol Magellen clearly only reviews the ad read itself and not the video it's gonna be in. I can't believe Simon and crew can get sponsored on a video and follow it up with sticking fingers up mother in laws buttholes.
Also SMASHED DISLIKE!! #canceljapan #cancelsamanddannyandsimonespeciallysimon
@@jaybeemhardscrote7466 I'm confident that this game did bot check whether the used object actually was the provided plastic finger. Hence the name Bunga-Bunga.
My favorite part of this episode was how it was never truly on the rails.
This ad read is possibly the worst and best you've ever done. I'm buying Magellan now and I don't know why.
But did you actually buy it?
@@SpencerGD I suppose I just paid for a subscription, not all of Magellan. 😋
The killing?
Sam, editing is on another level today. Primo.
Simon's mixing his tenses up - clear and irrefutable evidence that he is a time traveler
My theory is he's actually been dead for several years, and his editors are just going through the leftover tapes.
@@ryanroberts1104 I like that one
More evidence: He always says “we’re living in the future” and “the past was the worst” as if he has first hand experience
@@blairimani Excellent point!
@@ryanroberts1104 daddy chill
When I was a kid in the 80s, I remember getting a big high paying paper route. They paid a whopping 12 cents a paper. Other papers I delivered would pay about 7 cents or even less.
So, this paper route was 6 days a week. Yes, really. Plus on Tuesdays, there was about a hundred or so mini news papers that were 1 cent each to deliver. Ya, I totally threw a bunch in a bush a couple times.
Also, added to all this fun was collecting the subscription money myself. The people I delivered to paid me and I paid the paper company. Ya, so people who refused to pay meant I had to become a pint sized child collections agent.
Add to that, that the papers weighed so much that after a while my veribrate was twisted out of alignment by the paper bag and caused me back problems through most of my teens.
So, ya, I'd rather play a paperboy video game any day of the week over the real thing.
A psychotic granny and homicidal lawnmower is nothing compared to the abuse the newspaper companies doled out.
OI Simon, as someone with ADHD who skips ads because they're painfully dull, I actually enjoy your ad reads on this channel, they're entertaining. This whole channel is just evolving into "Ah thank f*ck I'm not the only one with a brain that does the meandering fact journeys mid-conversation" and it's just *chefs kiss* Thank you for the gift that is this channel you three legends.
ADHD tangents are like 3/4 of what comes out of my mouth most days. I love watching Simon cause it's like watching myself...with more charisma. And better facts. And decidedly less hair. But a better beard. Well okay it's not really like watching myself at all, but you get my point. Probably.
@@semaj_5022 No yeah I get that :D
I agree! My AD/HD is sooo bad lately that watching Brain Blaze is a nice way of letting my AD/HD have its way with me. :)
ADHD is simply poor concentration, judgment and lack of the requisite self control that dominates everyone else's lives. If you had applied yourself in school this wouldn't be problem.
@@americantopteam135s-t7 I hate to be this person, but.... Actually that is not at ALL what AD/HD is. As someone who also has it, I can speak from experience. I do not have the "poor concentration" component, however. What I have is a lesser-known variant: hyper-focus. I have to take AD/HD medications so that I can actually **be** distracted at times. I actually applied myself in school, graduated from college, got a certificate in my field, got an advanced certificate in my field, and have a successful career.
Yes, some people have, to use your words, "poor concentration, judgment, and lack of requisite self control" as AD/HD symptoms. Others don't. Additionally, again, to use your words, "poor concentration, judgment, and lack of requisite self control" are not only symptoms of AD/HD, but also of other mental health conditions as well. Do your research before making this kind of ignorant comment about a diagnosis like AD/HD again.
Sorry to burst your stereotyping bubble about people with AD/HD.
Check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
I need a "This Has Gone Off The Rails" t-shirt, Simon.
Come for the script, stay for the excellent video editing. Seriously, Sam is one of the best on RUclips. Sam is integral to how funny a video is.
Ngl the only channel I absolutely sit through the ad reads is BB. Simon still makes it entertaining.
From customs red tape, to self-waterboarding because of Romans... this is the kind of ad-read I'm here for
I'm literally signing up for Magellan TV because of the premium plugging by your boy
@@JJ-xb8zs F****ing LEGEND
Danny, that was absolutely GLORIOUS!!! Thabk you 😍
More evidence that Danny is just one of Simon's other personalities
Simon, "If science hasn't proven it. It doesn't exist." -Also Simon, "My imagination isn't so good....." The difference between a textbook author and a fiction author.
Don't worry Simon, you make us laugh and our imaginations work just fine.
Next time just move Danny to another room in the basement for ‘vacation’. You don’t need to let him enjoy the time Fact Boy
Dragons Lair had lines out the door of every arcade it was placed in during the 80s. It also cost 2 token per game and was difficult to learn the moves to get you through each area. It loved in the states. It was also easy to learn the moves to get through each area. I beat it after about 20 dollars worth of play.
My Bagellen? Beautiful, there are so many aspects in each brain blaze video to enjoy, it really is wonderful, the ADHD, relatable, the content, the memes, the bleeping of 60% of swears, all so content, much wow. This probably sounds sarcastic, i promise it's not, the content is so great and i thank you and your team so much for the work you do.
I agree!
This is the most "off the rails" episode I've ever seen Simon do and it's great 😂
Sam has out done himself on this one.
oh my..." we nailed it together" "gaaaay" i died. Fell out of my chair
I'm starting to think that Danny doesn't actually live in his basement! Could he have been fibbing this whole time???
Bravo Sam. Five minutes is all it takes to remind myself that I'm not just here to ensure Danny is still alive 😂
“It’d be like me, putting my face on soup” ... brought to you by that cereal company.
POT NOODLE!
We need a “what are we talking about?” montage.
I have ADD and always wonder what the difference looks like for ADHD, this video helped me understand. Amazing video.
That's like asking the difference between having Asperger's and high functioning autism...
Yeah. I have ADD, by which I mean I have ADHD but I'm not hyperactive. It is the same disorder. Just some people experience some symptoms more than others. It's a spectrum, like most things.
4:37 Danny may have been on vacation. but Sam evidently hasn't been. Best edit ever?
]edit] Sam.. priceless... a higher level of Simon remixing
Sam "DJ Meme" Avila, ladies and gentlemen! Turning Simon's tangents into industry-quality EDM videos.
I love how Simon is so excited that he was right about the arcade game being in Japan, when he literally read that it was in Japan in the into to the segment. He really does do these in through the eyes and out the mouth.
That was a badass montage, Sam!
After watching Im not surprised anymore that it's 50 mins. Simons adha on full show and we love it
Sam's editing was awesome.
As a former Creative Director in Radio, I have to say this video simultaneously has both the best and worst ad read in history 😂😂😂
We need to do a brain blaze onward party - I'm sure plenty of us OGBBs have an oculus.
Nah OGBBs are sporting index's
also Index, but I’ve only ever milsimmed on PC
Your videos are getting better and better. Not to mention the Vintage Memes!!!
Okay I think Simon would actually like All Dogs Go to Heaven. The protagonist gets fucking murdered in the first five minutes after escaping prison and then goes and gambles as an angel.
Lol, I never looked at it that way, but you're bloody right. One of my fav childhood movies.
it is a questionable movie for a toddler though, and some of the songs are kind of shit but I love the artwork
A particularly grisly ending for the bad guy too. Yikes, Sykes! I mean, what else could you expect from a Don Bluth movie?
36:51 is what you came for. Love the energy in this video!
That would be a medical discharge. (Or possible reassignment to a non-combat role.)
Yep. If they can get you to function in a non-com roll, they will. If you are a unfixable dirt bag, you go home. I thought it was a General Discharge, but IDK.
@@joejoelesh1197 Well I'm assuming it was more of a "you having a mental breakdown" thing which would be a medical issue. But true, it would depend on how exactly you break down in combat.
Edit: Ok, I should clarify you're right, there's technically no such thin as a "medical discharge" but that's short hand for general discharge for medical reasons. Because in general "general discharge" for non-medical reasons tend to be very bad, though not quite bad enough for a dishonorable discharge or bad conduct discharge. Those discharged in "general discharge" for non-medical reasons are almost always non-eligible for the GI Bill.
Years ago (back when Pizza Hut was owned by Tricon along with KFC and Taco Bell) I was a pizza delivery driver. For the amount of work, the pay was rather decent after tips were included, but the title of "pizza delivery driver" was rather looked down upon, so I would just tell people that I was a "product distribution specialist for Tricon Inc.", and nobody was ever the wiser.
Sam out did himself with this one!
I seem to remember of the main appeal of “Dragon’s Lair” was the impractically skimpy clothing that the damsel in distress was wearing.
I love the videos when Simon goes totally off script!
Me too!! I love it so much! 😅
Holy shit Batman! Fact boi is completely yakked out of his mind, his adhd is on overdrive and Sam must’ve finally lost it trying to keep up with the memes
Edit: that ad read was frickin epic Simon
Sam went all out for this video he deserves an award that was one of the funniest things I've seen on a brain Blaze
Who else takes a shot every time Simon says "yeah....yeah....yeah" and then falls asleep sloshed by 8:20.
This could have been a 20 minute video, but thank God it's not. Blaze on, Simon.
Simon must’ve been starving Sam and Danny in the basement lately as the memes and scripts are off the chart, the ADHD Disco was hilarious 👏🏻👏🏻
Not gonna lie, a Simon-faced instant noodle brand would be something I'd buy.
"Get your cup of Noodle Blaze today! Pick one of three fantasticly insane flavors, Danny, Callum or Freedom! Noodle Blaze!"
It more sense than RottingTurtle
I had to scroll way too far down to find this. How is there not more support for this!
Im so grateful to have found this. Long form Simon just riffing and pissing about gives me life.
Dragon's Lair was one of those games where most people would do what Danny did when he first encountered it, and then never play it again out of frustration. There was NEVER a line in front of a Dragon's Lair machine. EVER. So they'd get your money once, that was it. I don't personally know anyone who got to the end.
I thought Dragon's Lair was easy, it only took me and 2 friends a weekend to master, I think it was under $5 for each to master at 40 cents play. I believe it used to flash which way you were to go, and in most scenes, it was easy to know which way to push the joystick. At the arcade I went to it was the game with a Video Screen above the cabinet so people could watch how good or bad you were. Getting to the end was easy, doing it 20 years later, took me 3 lives but I still could do it. when I played it at a Nickel arcade.
Dragon's Lair is admittedly a bit of a crap game but it COMPLETELY deserves the Smithsonian spot. Pong was the first commercial videogame. Pac-man, I think, was the first really successful videogame, and Dragon's Lair was both revolutionary AND showed how great of a potential videogames have as an art form.
@@Adjuni Pong is NOT the first ARCADE video game, Galaxy Game per dated Pong by a few months, but it cost far too much for a mass-market release like Pong. Even that was not the first video game that had been created in 1958 by Physicist William Higinbotham it was based on a simple Tennis game, not sure it even had a name. Dragon's Lair, Pong, and Galaxy Game are in MAME, the other one is not. Galaxy Game is running on a PDP-11, unlike Pong which was a circuit board and could be cheaply made.
Dragon's Lair was the first to use a Laserdisc and let the player choose the scenes to be played, in fact, the deleted but Animated one Scene before releasing of the game.
@@quantumleaper Yeah, I should have been clearer on Pong.
I actually have a working Dragon's Lair machine in my basement. They're worth several thousand dollars now because no one knew how to fix the laserdisc players, so they all got thrown out. I can win. There is a kind of endscreen that shows Dirk and Daphne in a heart. It looks like the laserdisc broke when it comes up. It's not very exciting.
Danny, is a Czech basement an upgrade over Rotherham, or is it about the same?
Slightly less pedophiles...
@@I3IackSabbath But only slightly, unfortunately.
Of the many channels I see Simon on, this is my favourite, because I love watching him breaking down and breaking character. Also, Shaq Fu makes perfect sense. He is currently 1 win 0 losses in AEW, so clearly he is a master of fighting.
Nobody’s gonna doubt that you don’t do prep work for this channel Simon
Woooohoooo SAM you are one magnificent editor :D well it was an emotional rollercoaster during that ADHD session props to you all
I played Dragon's Lair in the Trocadero, waaaaaaaaay after it was released. xD That thing was bloody brilliant, seriously. Way ahead of its time.
I'm a bit surprised that in all the conversation about celebrity tie-ins to video games, there wasn't a single mention of "Mike Tyson's Punch-Out".
#CancelSimon#FreeETA
The tangents and the editing is just stuff of legends! Brilliant episode.
Virtual fishing games: where you actually catch the fish.
Loved the "Oh no!" edit! 🤣
Job simulators would be fine if, and only if, they allowed you to shut down entitled customers however you wanted.
12 gauge?
Remember the wrestler Shawn Michaels? Wouldn't it be sick to sweet chin music Karens and everyone claps
I spent all video after 5:11 repeating in my head "Rails...? RAILS??? BB was ON...RAILS...at some point? When?? Where do they lead? What???"
Simon busts his ass bringing us entertaining information, buy ALL OF HIS MERCH !!!
New meme for when Simon rabbles: "GET ON WITH IT!!!" - Monty Python
We are going to need to see Danny now, just to make sure he is not a sore ridden basement hostage. Poor Danny.
Next time I need a laugh, this is what I'll watch. Sam has turned the editing up to 11!! 🤣😎
This episode is a absolute train wreck and I positively love it. Thank you so much Simon and Danny.
Best BB I've seen in a while. Truly off the rails.
Perfection.
It’s getting really crowded in the basement Simon, let’s see we have Danny, Sam, Callum, and ETA. The oil for the handcuffs alone must be costing you a fortune. Just to let you know I’m available for personal protection from a basement revolt.
*famous last words...
They just use extra Beardblaze for oil
Video editing on point !!!!
I loved the video... except for Danny's take on Dragon's Lair! Yes it was a timing & memorization based game and that sucked for young players (like myself at the time of its release) an was damn expensive for the time. However it helped show a major leap in the possibility of storytelling in video games along with audio and video capabilities. It really showed that hardware can be a great limiter or enabler of the budding video game industry.
Haha. While Simon was ranting about weird Japanese games i thought, wait till he hears about ero-ge.
Danny does not disappoint.
Mostly it's truck stops (Diesel stations for long haul trucks) that have buffets. Food quality ranges from school cafeteria to home cooking.