Still want the Danny Salter Biographics video, factboi. DO IT! AMIRITE PETR?!?! Edit: In fact, I think more then just I would want to see a Biographics series on your entire writing staff, who are all apparently undercover legends or some such shit. .. looking at you, George.
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Am I the only one who wants Simon’s slow clap to join the family of fine vintage memes we’ve seen from this show? With the right timing (which Sam is a master of), it could be used to great effect!
I just roll my eyes because at this point he's clearly bragging about how much he doesn't know about [popular thing]. I get that he doesn't like Star Wars. Congratulations on this life accomplishment. Do you really have to bring it up every chance you get? I don't like Star Wars either but pretending he doesn't know how to pronounce Wookie? Give it a break already damn.
Tolkien and Star Wars? I love the six Star Wars movies. I've never managed to sit through ten minutes of any Ring movie, but I've read the books at least three times.
Honestly if they would have done a Phoebe version of a “Young Sheldon” type of show it would have been interesting. She always had the weird backstory of her childhood living as a homeless person and couch surfing in drug dens and pimp layers as a teen. Could have become a really good dark comedy about the outcasts in the rougher streets of NYC. No laugh tracks, just hard hitting jokes in an interesting and different environment.
Back in the day, when Dr. Who was only available in the US on public television, its patently low-budget SFX were part of its charm. The first time I saw the Doctor with good effects and costuming, it was a bit of a shock.
100% with Simon about Lost ending. 99% of the show was incredibly good, the last 20 minutes, not so much. Even worst, after season one a friend gave up because he tought it would end up being a dream or something similar; i laughed at him. Now hes bringing it up everytime i mention a great new series -_-
There's a scene in like the 3rd or 4th to last episode where a character stops, looks directly at the camera and says "The answers to your questions will just lead to more questions" and that's when I knew there was no ending and I had wasted my time for 6 years.
Things like that are why I don't watch/enjoy TV or movies anymore. It just seems like a lot of the same crap. And frankly the trailers are so horribly done, they don't explain anything about the movie. They just show you a buncha cool shit. Which tells me they probably screwed up the movie if they can't even do the trailer right. I don't know if I'm just getting old, because I remember people saying the same thing about movies in the 90's. Now I feel like the roles are reversed. But at the same time, I feel like movies and tv have genuinely gotten worse in terms of being less engaging, less original, less creative and overall less enjoyable to watch. That's not to say there isn't the odd movie that's actually good (modern movie I mean). But it's just not worth watching 10 horrible movies just so I can MAYBE find one that isn't horrible. Or once in a blue moon, find one that's actually good. The Netflix series Love, Death and Robots is the only thing I can think of that's been made in the last 10 years that I consider worth watching a second time. In fact, I've watched some episodes 4 or 5 times because there's so much thrown at you all at once. And it can be hard to catch those things in the episodes that get the emotions going. But I can't stress enough how amazing the series is. I'd strongly suggest checking out the episode Beyond the Aquila Rift.
@@VoidHalo Well... How damn many times do they get to remake, redux, reboot, or convert from TV to Cinema, or vice-versa, before we declare the industry "creatively bankrupt"??? I'm not about to say there's nothing new, either. It's just SOOOOOooooo far and few between that it's just not worth the aggravation anymore... The last time I was even in a cinema, I got up halfway through and walked out, because I'd friggin' seen it all before... verbatim. AND that was "Red Dragon"... which was practically an outright copy of "Manhunter" which I'd watched as a kid in the 80's with my cousins... ;o)
Have to second this opinion right here. Although I did have myself rethinking it when F1 was on Megaprojects. Or was that Sideprojects? I don't know, I just watch til the end.
The soap opera "talking about oil" was Dallas, which surprisingly ran from 1978 to 1991. One of the major plots had the supposedly deceased husband of one of the characters suddenly show up in the shower - meaning that the entire season was a dream of his wife's. However, the nighttime show that I think was better than all the rest ran from 1977 to 1981. "The Soap" mocked all the daytime soap operas, packing in as many tropes of daytime soaps as possible.
The itchiness and shakiness have worn off now that I got some of that sweet blazing in my brain. Bravo as always, Fact Boy and totally-not-chained in the basement crew!
My friend and I watch the Holiday Special every Christmas Eve. It started as a joke, but now it's just tradition. It really is one of the most terrible and incomprehensible things in existence, but it is oddly hypnotic to watch.
There was a theory about Joey that he is the only real person and Friends was just a show he was starring in. When Friends finished, he moved on to other projects and the show Joey was his actual life behind the scenes.
Poor Simon. His excitement over "Supertrain"...... it's the old saying: "If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is." It's like what happens if you mix a whole bunch of good ideas, and then it's terrible. Like mixing Chocolate Ice Cream, Frosted Flakes, a Glazed Krispy Kreme Doughnut, A perfectly cooked Porterhouse steak, and bacon...... like, putting them all together in a blender, and mixing them together at once.
@@MagicNateball don't forget the Frosted Flakes and Glazed Doughnut. Smoothies are supposed to be healthy(ish) for you. The would technically be a new type of meal called "Thickies".
The purpose of the train, in snow piercer, the train ran on perpetual energy while providing locomotion also provided all the energy needed for the cars... if they ever stopped they ran the risk of it powering down and not being able to restart the engine, ever tried to start a diesel in sub 0 temperatures... the track was built by someone massively rich that was obsessed with trains and had the means to know about the impeding ice age
@@MissBlueEyeliner Various giant insects are scooped up from the track for the low class passengers, while posh passengers have farms and orchards on board.
People don’t die in car accidents, but cars are absolutely lethal to pedestrians these days. Also, the Ford Pinto and other terrible business decisions might make a good video
Joey was really a mystery, didn't the writers actually watch Friends? Sure, even if Joey was just like in Friends he wouldn't have worked long time by himself, you would need at least a couple of other interesting characters for that but the first season would still have been a huge success if they just nailed him. My theory is that the writer has seen a couple of old episodes when season 1 aired and mistook Joey with Ross. Still better then the Star wars Xmas special.... I don't think that is the worst thing ever produced since a lot of trash have been shown on various TV networks over the years but it might have been the most epic fail. Lifeday is still a joke among sci-fi fans 40 years later.
Considering the amount of times writers mess up sequels/side stuff because "we are better than those other people"... High chance they thought they were being smart "look how much more character Joey has now"
@@Temperans By giving him the character of Ross instead? That can't be true, Ross was the least popular of the Friends. Joey was funny, stupid and were overconfident with women. I guess it is possible that they thought they needed to change that since those are generally not main character traits But I am probably giving them to much credit, "thoughts" were not really what they put into this show.
@@Temperans I think Netflix is doing that but they have even worse quality control by giving anything green light, great or terrible. And Amazon, Disney and a few others are in on that bandwagon too. So I see another decade of mediocre spin offs.
I love how people on Eastenders can work in a fish and chip shop and afford to live in a 3 bedroom house in London within walking distance of a tube station.
@@cuttwice3905 Monica inherented the apartment. It had been her grandma's and was rent controlled. I don't dispute that the women didn't make much money though.
Fun (if pointless) fact: my sister briefly had a boyfriend who was an actor, who had a bit part in EastEnders, as a crack dealer or something. My sister stole a hoodie of mine and gave it to this bloke who wore it during his appearance on EE. Then never gave it back.
With my immensely massive big-brain, with all of it’s deep ridges and folds, I like to imagine Simon and Danny on set together, joyfully attempting to record Brain Blaze. Simon struggles to make his way through the script due to the lads being unable to control their manic laughter. However, as my brain smooths and exponentially shrinks in size, I remember these two could probably walk past each other on the street and not recognize each other. I then remain in a lugubrious state the rest of the day…. The present is the worst.
I'm surprised that Father of the Pride wasn't on this list, given each episode was practically a full Pixar film including the star power you'd expect for such a claim, for just VA work on this early 3D animated TV series. Since it was a cast of talking animals, but the subject matter was very much targeted at adults, there was a lot of confusion as to who it was actually for.
3:55 Exactly! Lost is one of the biggest disappointments of my life... It's like the ending pierced a milion daggers through my heart. After that experience, I have never been the same again...🥺
As a public service announcement: the pilot episode of Super Train is on RUclips. Friends is the most over rated show in American history. Anniston has been in numerous flops. Her movies have sunk many male leads but it seems to bounce off her. Look at her movies and see how many male costars careers tanked entirely. I call it the Anniston Curse. She’s really only popular with tabloids and people who hate Angelina Jolie.
Snowpiercer (film) used the claustrophobia and the setting of narrowness on the train to great advantage that fitted with the themes of oppression, revolution and struggle. While Supertrain just wanted a gimmicky setting to play its cartoon level wacky scenarios on which was a great determent to the show. Also the Snowpiercer TV show was absolute abomination doghshit that shouldn't have existed, ever.
Supertrain was awful. A weird premise, and the cast wasn't that interesting. The guest-stars were a veritable "who's who" of big American television stars of the 70s.
In the days of one or two channels, TV dramas were more like stage productions, where people had to actually be able to act, and just the right choice of music could give one nightmares. The first few episoes of Doctor Who, did indeed give nightmares; and the 'monster aliens' in Quatermass, --a carpet--had me sleeping with the light on for years! Lavish productions and special effects are only tolerable because there is no acting aany more
You forgot the Prince Andrew interview. That's probably cost more financially and in terms of reputation for the entire Royal Family. Definitely one of the biggest PR flubs of all time. Especially considering all of his PR guys were saying not to do it and it would be suicide to do. But he did it anyways. And predictably, he lied through his teeth the entire time. And not very well. But at least his teddy bear collection was all in order. That's the really important thing.
Ideas for one of your channels. Super successful tv spin-offs, spin-offs you didn't know were spin-offs (initial show wasn't very successful and overshadowed by spin-off), cult TV shows (shows which weren't successful at the time but became/continue to be popular and profitable since they finished).
"now they have something that even fans if starwars thinks is bad" ... Clearly Simon has never met a starwars fan ... I'm not sure there's a fandom that hates their chosen franchise more
We had to watch the Star Wars Christmas special in our commercial arts class in highschool. This was in 07-08, and the teacher used to play weird music, like the Space Ghost Musical Barbecue CD I gave him
I remember Supertrain existing when I was a kid. I don't remember ever watching it. But I did like Love Boat and Fantasy Island, both produced by Aaron Spelling, and of course Charlie's Angels. A friend of mine has a copy of The Star Wars Holiday Special, that was recorded on VHS on local TV. The most entertaining part of it is watching 1978 commercials.
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There was an episode of one of the modern-ish Red Dwarfs where they took out the laugh track and it was just super-weird... The last few series have been on top form, though, laugh track and all
Speaking of shazaam... just got into a massive back and forth with someone over the fact it doesn't exist... then I explained the Mandela effect and they had no idea that was a thing. I pulled out all the classic examples of the Mandela and it blew their mind.
I saw Roger Rabbit at Disneyland when I was a kid, then later told it was the Mandela effect since Roger Rabbit wasn’t even a Disney property. Turns out I was right. Roger Rabbit IS owned by Disney, and they did have a costumed character for a short time.
The movie was Kazaam with Shaquille O'Neal, not Shazaam with Sinbad. The power of suggestion, internet weirdness, and the human brain's weak system of silhouette memory are the cause of all...that. Not universes colliding, sadly :(
Hell yeah I love the clip from psych!!! “He can’t even speak” 😂😂😂 I bought the box set and I’ve probably watched it completely through at least a dozen times
31:45 - Simon reveals he's never seen American primetime soap operas like "Dallas" or "Dynasty". Of course, these days even the universe of daytime soap operas seems populated only by millionaires, if the TVs in my gym overlooking the cardio machines mean anything.
Pobol y Cwm is a long running soap on UK TV, specifically it is on S4C, the regional channel. It has been running several times a week since November 1982 and is the longest running soap produced by The BBC. Look it up on Wikipedia if you don’t believe me or that has broadcast nearly 9000 episodes. Disclaimer… I have not watched a single episode over at least the last 30 years.
@@thomasbaker6563 Would that be blackberry or blueberry? Raspberry perhaps? TV soap. The Archers is indeed the longest radio soap and is now way past its sell-by date. Both soaps, indeed almost all soaps seem to be written for the near brain dead. The Archers is particularly atrocious for blatantly pushing political and fashionable agendas, almost all of which are absolute bollocks. No doubt they hit a note with their intellectually sub-normal audience.
There was an episode of Lost featuring an "Australian" farmer who lived in an American Gothic house, wore bib and brace overalls, a straw hat and had a "barn". I feel that the actor who was an Australian and had played farmers before could have told them this was as off as giving Queen Elizabeth a Bronx accent. That was the moment I stopped watching.
9:00 I refer you to the "Breitspurbahn" - a concpet dreamed up by one Adolf Hitler for a double-deck supertrain which would similarly be sumptuously equipped. The train would be powered by diesel-hydraulic locomotives, but the concept never got off the ground.
OMG! THANK YOU SIMON! I'm 36 so I actually remembered when Will Smith had songs, my problem was I could only remember 2. Miami is that 3rd song that was driving me crazy I had forgot my 3rd favorite Will Smith song.
Praise the Blaze Brothers! Also, Simon went a bit 1984 during the ad read :))) Also , Sam, THe surf shark picture had me laughing my ass off! Lucky i am home and not at work :))
When they began Lost, they didn't have the expectation it would even make it to a second season, so they put literally no thought into how anything would be tied up, let alone what the outcome would even be. They admit this in the commentary.
I'll watch a raid shadow legends spot if we get to see that fancy watch it pays for. Then Simon can spend the next episode taking the complete piss out of them
People dying in car crashes is still pretty common. Sadly, a very good friend of mine was killed in a car crash a few years ago. -- Hopefully, the numbers will dramatically reduce as cars get safer.
Weekend plans confirmed: Imma get sloshed while watching the Star Wars holiday special :D Edit: I decided to take a shot everytime I cringe. I'm 10 minutes in and already regretting my life choices
I have to admit snow piercer was really well written and the complexity amongst all the various individuals really made the show what it was even though. Yeah they were just on a long train... But I binged the shit out of that show 😅
the mechanics of SNOW piercer are better explained in the TV show, but, The trains engine keeps moving due to a Fusion/Fission reaction. the movement of the forward engine generates power for all the other cars/carriages. good show. good movie.
Snowpiercer had to keep moving because it's actually not a closed system and the front of the train would take in ice from the track and turn it into the water that would fuel the whole system.
'Lost' makes perfect sense if you realize that everything we see is the dying delirium of the Good Doctor. Much like 'Jacobs Ladder', what appears to be be some sort of Hell on Earth is just distorted memories triggered by dying neurons. See also: 'Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge'
What’s that about Australian soaps being happy and casual? Summer bay (where home and away is situated) is the most dangerous place to live in Australia, forget spiders and snakes, summer bay has multiple homicides, rapes, murders, disappearances, prison brakes, multi-car fatal accidents and a few terrorist attacks. All in a small coastal town on the beach in NSW
American soap operas are about super wealthy people. Even though some of the soap operas have the "poor family" to bounce storylines off of, I don't remember any soap operas based around even a middle class family. But prime time TV was mostly middle class and people in poverty. So, representation did equal out.
I think I watched about 10 minutes of Joey... that was more than enough. Lisa Kudrow was in season 2 of BoJack Horseman. I was actually kinda sad when her character split up with BoJack and we never saw her again, I liked her character. But that's BoJack for you, a revolving door of tragedy... David Schwimmer (aka Ross) shows up in the weirdest places. He did some show about being a spy (it looked like a crappy American version of Johnny English), but my favourite has to be Band Of Brothers. Imagine if you will, Ross trying to be the drill Sargeant from Full Metal Jacket... it's comedy gold 🤣
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Still want the Danny Salter Biographics video, factboi. DO IT! AMIRITE PETR?!?!
Edit: In fact, I think more then just I would want to see a Biographics series on your entire writing staff, who are all apparently undercover legends or some such shit.
.. looking at you, George.
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Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "mundruk"
Yoongi: "Butter"
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
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Who created that abomination of mascot for surf shark who do I have to send the bill to, for bleaching my eyes
Am I the only one who wants Simon’s slow clap to join the family of fine vintage memes we’ve seen from this show? With the right timing (which Sam is a master of), it could be used to great effect!
"It's a bit shit" should be a meme
You are absolutely not the only one who wants that.
The ironical "shocking" could be also. 😊
I have a sad smile every time Simon is forced to talk about star wars or Tolkien on any of his other channels. You can almost see his eyes glaze over.
@@berko2076 you get reported
@berlyn you get reported.
I just roll my eyes because at this point he's clearly bragging about how much he doesn't know about [popular thing]. I get that he doesn't like Star Wars. Congratulations on this life accomplishment. Do you really have to bring it up every chance you get? I don't like Star Wars either but pretending he doesn't know how to pronounce Wookie? Give it a break already damn.
Tolkien and Star Wars? I love the six Star Wars movies. I've never managed to sit through ten minutes of any Ring movie, but I've read the books at least three times.
@@toddnolastname4485 Congratulations on your accomplishment. You have made your ancestors proud.
I love how Simon alienates Lost fans, Star Wars fans, and LOTR fans all in the same episode, awesome!
There are still Lost fans?
@@brainblaze6526 They haven't found themselves yet.
To be fair, they are a bit shit...
Aside from My Little Pony and Harry Potter fans, not sure if they're people more worth alienating. 😏
@@brainblaze6526 .....no.
Honestly if they would have done a Phoebe version of a “Young Sheldon” type of show it would have been interesting. She always had the weird backstory of her childhood living as a homeless person and couch surfing in drug dens and pimp layers as a teen.
Could have become a really good dark comedy about the outcasts in the rougher streets of NYC.
No laugh tracks, just hard hitting jokes in an interesting and different environment.
Seems a little edgy for what they were going for.
Simon would still be doing this even if he had no audience. Just showering the void with his aggressive charm.
Aggressive charm. I like that.
Back in the day, when Dr. Who was only available in the US on public television, its patently low-budget SFX were part of its charm. The first time I saw the Doctor with good effects and costuming, it was a bit of a shock.
"YOU WOULDNT STEAL A CAR" woke up some childhood memories I forgot I had and almost pissed myself laughing
100% with Simon about Lost ending.
99% of the show was incredibly good, the last 20 minutes, not so much.
Even worst, after season one a friend gave up because he tought it would end up being a dream or something similar; i laughed at him. Now hes bringing it up everytime i mention a great new series -_-
There's a scene in like the 3rd or 4th to last episode where a character stops, looks directly at the camera and says "The answers to your questions will just lead to more questions" and that's when I knew there was no ending and I had wasted my time for 6 years.
Things like that are why I don't watch/enjoy TV or movies anymore. It just seems like a lot of the same crap. And frankly the trailers are so horribly done, they don't explain anything about the movie. They just show you a buncha cool shit. Which tells me they probably screwed up the movie if they can't even do the trailer right. I don't know if I'm just getting old, because I remember people saying the same thing about movies in the 90's. Now I feel like the roles are reversed. But at the same time, I feel like movies and tv have genuinely gotten worse in terms of being less engaging, less original, less creative and overall less enjoyable to watch.
That's not to say there isn't the odd movie that's actually good (modern movie I mean). But it's just not worth watching 10 horrible movies just so I can MAYBE find one that isn't horrible. Or once in a blue moon, find one that's actually good. The Netflix series Love, Death and Robots is the only thing I can think of that's been made in the last 10 years that I consider worth watching a second time. In fact, I've watched some episodes 4 or 5 times because there's so much thrown at you all at once. And it can be hard to catch those things in the episodes that get the emotions going. But I can't stress enough how amazing the series is. I'd strongly suggest checking out the episode Beyond the Aquila Rift.
Yeah, this is why I stick to Family Guy...
@@VoidHalo Well... How damn many times do they get to remake, redux, reboot, or convert from TV to Cinema, or vice-versa, before we declare the industry "creatively bankrupt"???
I'm not about to say there's nothing new, either. It's just SOOOOOooooo far and few between that it's just not worth the aggravation anymore... The last time I was even in a cinema, I got up halfway through and walked out, because I'd friggin' seen it all before... verbatim.
AND that was "Red Dragon"... which was practically an outright copy of "Manhunter" which I'd watched as a kid in the 80's with my cousins... ;o)
even worst, I dont even remember the ending, hah
out of all the million channels Simon owns, I really do like this one the most :)
Me too! Best RUclips channel ever
Have to second this opinion right here. Although I did have myself rethinking it when F1 was on Megaprojects. Or was that Sideprojects? I don't know, I just watch til the end.
Its honestly inspirational
Every editor on earth:
"Ugh he messed up, redo the line"
Sam:
"hehe Simon looks stupid and illiterate now, keep it in"
The soap opera "talking about oil" was Dallas, which surprisingly ran from 1978 to 1991. One of the major plots had the supposedly deceased husband of one of the characters suddenly show up in the shower - meaning that the entire season was a dream of his wife's.
However, the nighttime show that I think was better than all the rest ran from 1977 to 1981. "The Soap" mocked all the daytime soap operas, packing in as many tropes of daytime soaps as possible.
*Soap no The It was one of, if not the, first major roles for Billy Crystal.
Um, the dead husband was literally the hero of the show. Not the star, as the star was the villain, J R Ewing.
@@andiward7068 As a Brit ... Soap was my favourite American series followed closely by Hill Street Blues ... "be careful out there!".
@@andiward7068 I love Billy Crystal in soap. ♥️♥️♥️
Simon's relentless disregard for and ignorance of vast swaths of popular culture will never not be delightful.
He does it very confidently. And it works.
Why say "never not" just say always.
He should have a Netflix special, with a laugh track
Yep, it's confidence in your own beliefs 👏
The itchiness and shakiness have worn off now that I got some of that sweet blazing in my brain. Bravo as always, Fact Boy and totally-not-chained in the basement crew!
Oh come now they are not chained in the basement that would be cruel they just can't leave the basement lmao it's a free range not bondage dungeon
@@jeremybrown2186 no matter their living accommodations, I just hope they're supplied with enough cocaine
@@NickyTheGaymer I'm sure Simon keeps them amply supplied with all the booger sugar they could possibly need lmfao Fact Boy is an absolute LEGEND
Hey ey ey ey, Smoke weed everyday.
Do you folks think "normal " people come upon these videos. They start to read the comments and get scared but Simon still manages to convert them?
My friend and I watch the Holiday Special every Christmas Eve. It started as a joke, but now it's just tradition.
It really is one of the most terrible and incomprehensible things in existence, but it is oddly hypnotic to watch.
6:10 - Chapter 1 - Super Train
16:50 - Mid roll ads
20:05 - Chapter 2 - The Star Wars holiday special
31:15 - Chapter 3 - El dorado
37:40 - Chapter 4 - Joey
There was a theory about Joey that he is the only real person and Friends was just a show he was starring in. When Friends finished, he moved on to other projects and the show Joey was his actual life behind the scenes.
Amazing work as always Simon, Danny and Sam!
@berlyn you get reported
Poor Simon. His excitement over "Supertrain"...... it's the old saying: "If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is."
It's like what happens if you mix a whole bunch of good ideas, and then it's terrible. Like mixing Chocolate Ice Cream, Frosted Flakes, a Glazed Krispy Kreme Doughnut, A perfectly cooked Porterhouse steak, and bacon...... like, putting them all together in a blender, and mixing them together at once.
Okay but that's like the most hardcore smoothie ever. You literally have ground up bones, meat, and ice cream. Hahah
@@MagicNateball don't forget the Frosted Flakes and Glazed Doughnut.
Smoothies are supposed to be healthy(ish) for you.
The would technically be a new type of meal called "Thickies".
And now I want Krispy Kreme donuts. Unfortunately there isn't one in my town.
If Friends wanted a spinoff about a character that's whiny, pathetic, and can't ask out a girl, they should've just done one with Ross
Yeah I think the writers just mixed up Ross with Joey and ran with it
Guenther
Now I want a reaction video of Simon watching the Star Wars special.
Reaction videos in general don’t interest me, but that sounds hilarious.
Can we just get a channel where Danny introduces Simon to things everyone else has heard of and knows about. Just highlights of his reactions to bits
We need a slow clapping Simon as a meme!!! That was hysterical 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you Simon, Danny and Sam! Ya’ll are awesome!
The purpose of the train, in snow piercer, the train ran on perpetual energy while providing locomotion also provided all the energy needed for the cars... if they ever stopped they ran the risk of it powering down and not being able to restart the engine, ever tried to start a diesel in sub 0 temperatures... the track was built by someone massively rich that was obsessed with trains and had the means to know about the impeding ice age
I like the show better than the movie. It gets into science and the psychology of people. I think the new season starts tomorrow.
If the engine stops we all freeze and die.
It was also following the sun iirc as to keep everyone warm and alive
I’ve never seen the film or the series so forgive me if this is obvious but… how do they get food if they _never_ stop?
@@MissBlueEyeliner Various giant insects are scooped up from the track for the low class passengers, while posh passengers have farms and orchards on board.
Loving the Psych clips in this video. Thank you Sam for the love! Doubly funny as that show didn't have much money for the pilot episode.
Keep up the good work Simon and stay safe!
Factboy, you and your basement friends absolutely killed it in the meme department this episode. Well done, thx
6:23
> The Love Boat
"What the hell is even that?!"
I don't know why but I died laughing 😆
People don’t die in car accidents, but cars are absolutely lethal to pedestrians these days. Also, the Ford Pinto and other terrible business decisions might make a good video
Joey was really a mystery, didn't the writers actually watch Friends? Sure, even if Joey was just like in Friends he wouldn't have worked long time by himself, you would need at least a couple of other interesting characters for that but the first season would still have been a huge success if they just nailed him.
My theory is that the writer has seen a couple of old episodes when season 1 aired and mistook Joey with Ross.
Still better then the Star wars Xmas special.... I don't think that is the worst thing ever produced since a lot of trash have been shown on various TV networks over the years but it might have been the most epic fail. Lifeday is still a joke among sci-fi fans 40 years later.
Considering the amount of times writers mess up sequels/side stuff because "we are better than those other people"... High chance they thought they were being smart "look how much more character Joey has now"
@@Temperans By giving him the character of Ross instead?
That can't be true, Ross was the least popular of the Friends.
Joey was funny, stupid and were overconfident with women.
I guess it is possible that they thought they needed to change that since those are generally not main character traits
But I am probably giving them to much credit, "thoughts" were not really what they put into this show.
@@loke6664 wouldn't be the first time Hollywood does. Wont be the last, they really will not stop (someone please stop them).
@@Temperans I think Netflix is doing that but they have even worse quality control by giving anything green light, great or terrible. And Amazon, Disney and a few others are in on that bandwagon too.
So I see another decade of mediocre spin offs.
I love how people on Eastenders can work in a fish and chip shop and afford to live in a 3 bedroom house in London within walking distance of a tube station.
Consider the apartments on "Friends". The girls flat would run about $20k a month and what are their jobs?
@@cuttwice3905 Monica inherented the apartment. It had been her grandma's and was rent controlled. I don't dispute that the women didn't make much money though.
When eastenders started there were no wine bars in East London.
Rich people went there at their peril.
@@julianshepherd2038 east Ender's is and always will be trash
Fun (if pointless) fact: my sister briefly had a boyfriend who was an actor, who had a bit part in EastEnders, as a crack dealer or something. My sister stole a hoodie of mine and gave it to this bloke who wore it during his appearance on EE. Then never gave it back.
How about a Phoebe spinn off that would have been good. Lisa Kudrow is great
Yes. That would have been the right move. She’s the only one we still don’t know much about.
That also gets you two characters to get creative with since phoebe is a twin.
With my immensely massive big-brain, with all of it’s deep ridges and folds, I like to imagine Simon and Danny on set together, joyfully attempting to record Brain Blaze. Simon struggles to make his way through the script due to the lads being unable to control their manic laughter. However, as my brain smooths and exponentially shrinks in size, I remember these two could probably walk past each other on the street and not recognize each other. I then remain in a lugubrious state the rest of the day…. The present is the worst.
I'm surprised that Father of the Pride wasn't on this list, given each episode was practically a full Pixar film including the star power you'd expect for such a claim, for just VA work on this early 3D animated TV series. Since it was a cast of talking animals, but the subject matter was very much targeted at adults, there was a lot of confusion as to who it was actually for.
I really liked that show! Siegfried and Roy are some amazing characters as are most of the animals
@@NickDBaker Same here. Actually, had the DVD until I lost it in a move
Still have my DVD. Watch the Thanksgiving episode every year.
3:55 Exactly! Lost is one of the biggest disappointments of my life... It's like the ending pierced a milion daggers through my heart. After that experience, I have never been the same again...🥺
I got burned by season two of Twin Peaks, so when the hype surrounding Lost was a thing I made sure to avoid it.
*gasp* an obscure Psych clip (2:56), If I didn't already love Sam's editing that would have done it!
As a public service announcement: the pilot episode of Super Train is on RUclips.
Friends is the most over rated show in American history. Anniston has been in numerous flops. Her movies have sunk many male leads but it seems to bounce off her. Look at her movies and see how many male costars careers tanked entirely. I call it the Anniston Curse. She’s really only popular with tabloids and people who hate Angelina Jolie.
I'd say "The Big Bang Theory" is the most over-rated.
Friends and Big Bang are fine if you watch 1 episode once and a while. They get old if you try to binge them.
I hated the show. I never could see why the show was so popular.
Seinfeld is the most overrated show.
@@christinebenson518 Seinfeld, on the other hand...
Snowpiercer (film) used the claustrophobia and the setting of narrowness on the train to great advantage that fitted with the themes of oppression, revolution and struggle. While Supertrain just wanted a gimmicky setting to play its cartoon level wacky scenarios on which was a great determent to the show. Also the Snowpiercer TV show was absolute abomination doghshit that shouldn't have existed, ever.
Supertrain was awful. A weird premise, and the cast wasn't that interesting. The guest-stars were a veritable "who's who" of big American television stars of the 70s.
I like both the movie and the series, but they are definitely very different so I can totally understand hating one but not the other.
In the days of one or two channels, TV dramas were more like stage productions, where people had to actually be able to act, and just the right choice of music could give one nightmares. The first few episoes of Doctor Who, did indeed give nightmares; and the 'monster aliens' in Quatermass, --a carpet--had me sleeping with the light on for years! Lavish productions and special effects are only tolerable because there is no acting aany more
Omg! That Hellboy cover with Star wars title was funny as hell.
You forgot the Prince Andrew interview. That's probably cost more financially and in terms of reputation for the entire Royal Family. Definitely one of the biggest PR flubs of all time. Especially considering all of his PR guys were saying not to do it and it would be suicide to do. But he did it anyways. And predictably, he lied through his teeth the entire time. And not very well. But at least his teddy bear collection was all in order. That's the really important thing.
Ideas for one of your channels. Super successful tv spin-offs, spin-offs you didn't know were spin-offs (initial show wasn't very successful and overshadowed by spin-off), cult TV shows (shows which weren't successful at the time but became/continue to be popular and profitable since they finished).
"now they have something that even fans if starwars thinks is bad" ... Clearly Simon has never met a starwars fan ... I'm not sure there's a fandom that hates their chosen franchise more
LOL, ridiculously true! No one hates Star Wars more than Star Wars fans, and I can’t think of anything else that comes even halfway close.
No one hates as well as someone who hates themselves... which Star Wars fans should do. 😙
We didn't realize when this video came out, just how big it really was. This was the last BB video before Simon's legs fell off.
Simon nuclear explosion is perhaps one of the best inserts/memes that Sam puts into the videos. Keep the good job
We had to watch the Star Wars Christmas special in our commercial arts class in highschool. This was in 07-08, and the teacher used to play weird music, like the Space Ghost Musical Barbecue CD I gave him
I remember Supertrain existing when I was a kid. I don't remember ever watching it. But I did like Love Boat and Fantasy Island, both produced by Aaron Spelling, and of course Charlie's Angels.
A friend of mine has a copy of The Star Wars Holiday Special, that was recorded on VHS on local TV. The most entertaining part of it is watching 1978 commercials.
In this video: Watch as a man secretly tries to get the largest Nerd backed bounty on his head in one video without saying he is trying to get the largest Nerd backed bounty on his head.
There was an episode of one of the modern-ish Red Dwarfs where they took out the laugh track and it was just super-weird...
The last few series have been on top form, though, laugh track and all
Whenever I see Simon promote the ads, I picture the "just do it!" meme but with Simon's face. 🤣🤣
SIMON, live stream yourself watching The Office. That show and your videos make me forget I hate my life and the two together...*chef's kiss*
Felt like dying at work today, but at least I get to blaze it up at lunch! 🚬🥴
Simon, you are a LEGEND! 🔥
@ 31:12 when Simon says "I like what Star Wars people don't like..." RUclips cut in with a Star Trek: Picard ad!! Thank you, OG Business Daddy.
Speaking of shazaam... just got into a massive back and forth with someone over the fact it doesn't exist... then I explained the Mandela effect and they had no idea that was a thing. I pulled out all the classic examples of the Mandela and it blew their mind.
I saw Roger Rabbit at Disneyland when I was a kid, then later told it was the Mandela effect since Roger Rabbit wasn’t even a Disney property. Turns out I was right. Roger Rabbit IS owned by Disney, and they did have a costumed character for a short time.
The movie was Kazaam with Shaquille O'Neal, not Shazaam with Sinbad.
The power of suggestion, internet weirdness, and the human brain's weak system of silhouette memory are the cause of all...that. Not universes colliding, sadly :(
Simon I would like to see you get that watch and a house from Raid. But I'm not convinced they aren't already paying you to "not advertise" for them.
sam! you GOTTA start superimposing simon into the pictures like the cab of the train 😆
Hell yeah I love the clip from psych!!!
“He can’t even speak” 😂😂😂
I bought the box set and I’ve probably watched it completely through at least a dozen times
Mystery solved with more mystery. You clearly never tried to follow the X-Files
Clearly you forgot Simon's excitement when he realised, while filming a video, that x files is back 😂😂
simon: back at it again with the 6 minute into 😤💃🏼
gotta love that the intro & ad read make up like 50% of all BB videos lmao
I agree with Simon about Margin Call. That was an awesome movie. So many classic scenes.
Everything I know about the U.K. comes from Simon Whistler and Peppa Pig.
Sweet Christmas! I actually saw "Margin Call"! It was remarkably good, as Fact Boy asserts.
31:45 - Simon reveals he's never seen American primetime soap operas like "Dallas" or "Dynasty". Of course, these days even the universe of daytime soap operas seems populated only by millionaires, if the TVs in my gym overlooking the cardio machines mean anything.
Pobol y Cwm is a long running soap on UK TV, specifically it is on S4C, the regional channel. It has been running several times a week since November 1982 and is the longest running soap produced by The BBC. Look it up on Wikipedia if you don’t believe me or that has broadcast nearly 9000 episodes. Disclaimer… I have not watched a single episode over at least the last 30 years.
I believe the archers may thoroughly berry that monstrosity for the longest running BBC soap opera
@@thomasbaker6563
Would that be blackberry or blueberry? Raspberry perhaps?
TV soap. The Archers is indeed the longest radio soap and is now way past its sell-by date. Both soaps, indeed almost all soaps seem to be written for the near brain dead. The Archers is particularly atrocious for blatantly pushing political and fashionable agendas, almost all of which are absolute bollocks. No doubt they hit a note with their intellectually sub-normal audience.
I never said I liked the waste of the license fee that any soap is. Tbf little of what the BBC does can justify its pole tax.
There was an episode of Lost featuring an "Australian" farmer who lived in an American Gothic house, wore bib and brace overalls, a straw hat and had a "barn". I feel that the actor who was an Australian and had played farmers before could have told them this was as off as giving Queen Elizabeth a Bronx accent. That was the moment I stopped watching.
9:00 I refer you to the "Breitspurbahn" - a concpet dreamed up by one Adolf Hitler for a double-deck supertrain which would similarly be sumptuously equipped. The train would be powered by diesel-hydraulic locomotives, but the concept never got off the ground.
OMG! THANK YOU SIMON! I'm 36 so I actually remembered when Will Smith had songs, my problem was I could only remember 2. Miami is that 3rd song that was driving me crazy I had forgot my 3rd favorite Will Smith song.
Margin Call is a fantastic movie. Nothing happens and yet it's still a thriller
Yet another subject relating to business on Brain Blaze. I wonder if Business Blaze might have been a better name for the channel?
This was THE MOST "Simon's not like other nerds" episode, ever. lmao
This channel is the only place I will be happy to see a raid ad. Because then I'll know poppa legend got PAID!
Praise the Blaze Brothers!
Also, Simon went a bit 1984 during the ad read :))) Also , Sam, THe surf shark picture had me laughing my ass off!
Lucky i am home and not at work :))
When they began Lost, they didn't have the expectation it would even make it to a second season, so they put literally no thought into how anything would be tied up, let alone what the outcome would even be. They admit this in the commentary.
Once again justifying my decision to never watch it.
I love Simons continued messing around with Raid shadow legends. They haven't gotten the message that he doesn't like them
I'll watch a raid shadow legends spot if we get to see that fancy watch it pays for. Then Simon can spend the next episode taking the complete piss out of them
I feel like Simon needs to know who dr. Rockso.....the rock n roll clown!!! That's vintage meme status lol
For someone that dislikes Star Wars so much, Simon is surprisingly good at pronouncing the names from it.
5:43 THANK YOU SAM!
The Star Wars Holiday Special(1978) is actually available on You-Tube.
Cheers for the Northern Italian Bus Driver outfit. It suits you well!
2/3rds of Germans after the war "I'm an accidental nazi I'm sorry!?"
Where would classic Dr Who have been without sand and gravel quarry locations?
People dying in car crashes is still pretty common. Sadly, a very good friend of mine was killed in a car crash a few years ago. -- Hopefully, the numbers will dramatically reduce as cars get safer.
Ayyy last time I was this soon, this channel wasn't about business
Right?! This is my first time being early. Now if I could just apply that to the rest of my life!
Weekend plans confirmed: Imma get sloshed while watching the Star Wars holiday special :D
Edit: I decided to take a shot everytime I cringe. I'm 10 minutes in and already regretting my life choices
I have to admit snow piercer was really well written and the complexity amongst all the various individuals really made the show what it was even though. Yeah they were just on a long train... But I binged the shit out of that show 😅
the mechanics of SNOW piercer are better explained in the TV show, but, The trains engine keeps moving due to a Fusion/Fission reaction. the movement of the forward engine generates power for all the other cars/carriages. good show. good movie.
Season three trailers look so good!
"Sentient bag of cocaine" an SCP perhaps? 🤣
Snowpiercer had to keep moving because it's actually not a closed system and the front of the train would take in ice from the track and turn it into the water that would fuel the whole system.
Now that, sir, is an outstanding whistle, Whistler
That awkward solo slow clap, just took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣
'Lost' makes perfect sense if you realize that everything we see is the dying delirium of the Good Doctor.
Much like 'Jacobs Ladder', what appears to be be some sort of Hell on Earth is just distorted memories triggered by dying neurons.
See also: 'Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge'
Good old Sam, putting the grumpy old guy from L.A.NOIRE in this clip!
@23:56 And now they do, Simon, it's called 'The Rings of Power' and is sure to be on Most Expensive TV Flops part 2. 😂
What’s that about Australian soaps being happy and casual? Summer bay (where home and away is situated) is the most dangerous place to live in Australia, forget spiders and snakes, summer bay has multiple homicides, rapes, murders, disappearances, prison brakes, multi-car fatal accidents and a few terrorist attacks. All in a small coastal town on the beach in NSW
Thank goodness I need my dose of brain Blaze.
American soap operas are about super wealthy people. Even though some of the soap operas have the "poor family" to bounce storylines off of, I don't remember any soap operas based around even a middle class family. But prime time TV was mostly middle class and people in poverty. So, representation did equal out.
save Dallas, Dynasty, Falcon Crest, Blood and Oil, etc.
I think I watched about 10 minutes of Joey... that was more than enough.
Lisa Kudrow was in season 2 of BoJack Horseman. I was actually kinda sad when her character split up with BoJack and we never saw her again, I liked her character. But that's BoJack for you, a revolving door of tragedy...
David Schwimmer (aka Ross) shows up in the weirdest places. He did some show about being a spy (it looked like a crappy American version of Johnny English), but my favourite has to be Band Of Brothers. Imagine if you will, Ross trying to be the drill Sargeant from Full Metal Jacket... it's comedy gold 🤣
The “Can It” edit made me laugh so fucking hard