Blaze on buddy!!! I'll look into Policy Genius soon, for a coffin that matches my bedazled ass. P.S.- Hey bud a segment on the Hartlepool, UK "Monkey Hangers," would be Blazenificent!
I’ll have to start keeping track, but I wonder if it’s just Simon’s off-the-cuff cursing that gets bleeped, while the things written into the script get through. Kind of a basement-dweller preference🤔
I would love for the profanity censoring to be more DGAF meme'y. Maybe cut to some security surveillance monitoring guard snoozing off, suddenly jolted awake and reacting when hearing the profanity, going "oh shit!" all panic'y, reaching over and franticly hammering the bleep button multiple times. While on split-screen, Simon is nearly a full sentence beyond the profanity when a burst of random length bleeps rattle off. It seemed funny in my head.
The Great British Baking Show is a wonderful thing. It was broadcast here in America on PBS. No yelling, no over the top drama, no sabotage, just people being creative in baked goods. In one episode a contestant dropped, or in some way accidentally destroyed the item they working on without enough time to restart. Everyone else ran over to console them, offer help, and I think one grabbed a cup of tea. It was all so British.
Yes! I love how supportive they all are of each other! And you can tell how the hosts really genuinely care about the contestants. We are watching old seasons and last night Sandi and Noel both got choked up over someone leaving.
Yes! American cooking shows are all screaming insults in people’s faces and snarking at mistakes and laughing at people who’ve been set up to fail but Great British Baking Show is just about actually trying to do your best and supporting each other and learning baking tricks and being told how to do better next time instead of mocked. ❤️
Yes! It is the thing I love most about it! There is no drama about who hates whom… it is just who baked well. Only American show that has come close for me is on SyFy (still hate that spelling) on Face Off. I honestly think the only reason it isn’t mean like other American reality shows is because the movie makeup industry is so small and there is Avery real chance contestants will have to work together IRL.
@@stephaniepeth1338 honestly Sandi and Noel are great on everything they are on or do. The mighty boosh , Qi, taskmaster, big fat quiz. Two of my all time faves. Sandi is adorable and her stand up is really good.
Agreed!!! I watch an episode every day. Brings so much light to my life. Bunch of happy people making deliciousness (most of the time 😅) nothing quite soothes me like a good British bake off
Love that Simon brought back the blaze energy. I think it's nice that he gets to sit down. He's going to enjoy filming more if he's comfortable. More comfort = longer episodes! Another great episode Fact boi!
Sam really did a number on this one. Especially the quick plug. And the tangent meter is nice too. Jen on Casual Criminalist only has the tangential butterfly. I do miss the standing up part of Business Blaze though. And I hated it when Simon threw away Dannys 1.5 page introduction to the news. We need another 14 minutes introduction!
Jeff Probst saying he doesn't know what an electric fence is because he's from Kansas (lots of farms there) is like someone saying they don't know what a slot machine is because they are from Las Vegas.
Right? I call bullshit myself as I'm from Kansas too...and guess what I know about and encountered there? Yeah...he's not the brightest crayon in the box!
Does Vegas have slot machines sitting out in plain view? I would argue that unless that is literally the case it would be easier to be from Vegas and not know what a slot machine is.
@@garethbaus5471 billboards and signs fam. Also, I think you’d be hard pressed to find someone in vegas who doesn’t know what a slot machine is since gambling is literally the only major business in the city. That would be like working in silicon valley in the early 90’s and not knowing at in least in concept what a computer is
@@goldenhate6649 A picture of a slot machine isn't exactly the same thing as an actual working slot machine sitting out in plain view by the side of the road with enough of them left easily accessible in other areas that kids can run into them while playing.
The best part of BB is the tangent. It humanizes Simon. It makes his other channels more enjoyable… because we know that when he talks about movies on toptenz, he probably hasn’t seem them.
Yeyyy! Blaze boi is back! Feeeels amazzzinnnggggg to see him back to what he did best! I cheered and punched the air everytime a familiar brain blaze regular happened again! So happy Simon listened to the fans and kept the Blaze blazin!
I dislocated my hip and it was so painful I couldn't stop screaming when EMTs tried to move me. A doctor came from the hospital to put me out. Doctor said it took 2 minutes to put it back in place in the OR at the hospital. Honestly, so painful involuntary screams. This is a Blaze of Pain.
Simon working out the celebrity hair dresser, made me so happy for some reason. It was like watching both halves of his brain smash into each other like those 2 trains. Also, I think that train crash was recorded, pretty sure it's here on yt
Pretty sure he's referring to the 18th? Century incident where the towns all turned out and were too close as no one back then checked for safety? Is there a modern version?
@@bayoubilly5176 I just did some searching, the oldest recorded on video I could find was for the first expensive movies shot, it was in 1929 called "the wrecker". Old, but not as old as I though
So fun fact, when I was little I was obsessed with my snowballs being perfectly round. I would work very hard shaping and shaping them but then would get in trouble for throwing them. It wasn’t until I was older that I realized I had been making ice balls not snowballs.
Ok, but are we absolutely sure there is in fact any construction going on at all? I remember the OGG Business Blaze incident with the infidels Simon mentioned and I could hear the same drilling then. Hand to God folks I can't hear any construction noise in these newer videos!
@@OldJerzyDevil I think it's because he has switched mic's and this one is better at filtering background noise, or Sam has been editing it out. Or both. Then again Sam would probably use it just to mess with us and Simon, wouldn't put anything past our resident memeologist
I love this channel so much. Danny's clever and/or bonkers writing, Simon's thoughtful decision to televise his descent into sheer madness, and Sam's unmatched editing and memeing skills. Go ahead, name a better trio. You can't.
Fun fact there is a sub genre of heart attack called sudden cardiac death where essentially you have a heart attack with no warning. I had it at 11 and I literally went from standing for the pledge to face planting in less that a minute. This is more common in women who typically don’t have the prolonged symptoms of a heart attack. That’s why women are more likely to die if they have a heart attack than men because men have more dramatically recognizable symptoms.
@@mebreevee Yes and no. They figured out I had a birth defect that cause frequent dysrhythmia known as taky Brady syndrome with v-fib, but I was too fragile to wait so I ended up with a pacemaker for a little over a decade before I outgrew the defect and had it removed.
@@lilpaws9555 That makes sense. Its a good thing they found the problem before you lost your life. Many people with congenital heart issues that arn’t found on time are not so lucky! Its good that you were able to outgrow it. Meanwhile my family all has tachycardia. But, its usually not a problem. Just don’t take too much stimulant medication or drink too much caffeine, and we are fine. Hearts are weird,
I’m an American 30 year old and I don’t have any interest in baking or reality TV. I’ve watched every episode of The Great British Baking Show/Bake-off (of the seasons on Netflix). It’s amazing! I thought people were joking too but once you watch it, you’ll be hooked!
As an Aussie one of the first things we - particularly my brothers - were taught when we went on rural holidays was not to pee on wire fences because you never know if they're electrifying or not, that and don't play with matches in dry grass...
I grew up as a country boy and that electric fence trick was something I used to pull on my city born cousins when they came to visit. Was it mean? Yes. Was it funny? Also yes.
Kansas is a massive agriculture and ranching state, too. It's ridiculous; like almost as much as if he had said "I'm from Texas, we don't have them there".
I broke a rib 1.5 years ago and was surprised by how not excruciating it was. I thought I'd just torn my intercostal muscle until I felt a grinding sensation next to my spine while trying to work - then I realised what that 'clunk' sensation was when the injury occurred. The annoying thing is it now aches if I slouch in the wrong position or crouch for an extended time (e.g crouching while weeding flower beds at work - I gave up kneeling over a year ago because my left knee now flares up every time I kneel.) Ah, the joys of being 26. I sure bet life will be super fun when I'm 56... /tangent
I stand corrected this is the Blaziest BB episode to date. I gotta say over 2 years in, I still find the "Danny in the basement" meta is still really enjoyable
It did sound like a refreshingly originally worded description of the suffering caused by the absolute personal hell that must be the non-stop drilling
I’m so in love with Sam’s recent state of being so blatantly fed up with-and thus shamelessly cracking down on-Simon’s constant, random tangents, to the point it has become the new top merch shirt. Simon hosts, Danny provides the delightful material that makes Simon’s ADHD, skepticism, and pet peeves have epic death matches. But it's seriously Sam who creates the absolute *_MAGIC_* we actually get to see. Love you, Sam. I’d say _“maybe even a little too much?”_ but really, is that even possible? _(No. No, it is not possible to over-adore Sam.)_
Yeah I thought it was a refreshingly originally worded description of what must be the suffering caused by the torture of the non-stop drilling We can't hear it but I can only, reluctantly, imagine, as this too is one of my own least favourite sounds to hear for hours on end; furthermore, I doubt I'm alone in that
Oh, how I sympathize with this. At my old office, for nearly 3 years, construction would go on every few months for weeks at a time. I also never felt so much rage as sharing a wall with a roommate who cleared his throat and coughed CONSTANTLY every 20 seconds to 2 minutes (yes, I kept track - it distracted me from also wanting to rip my face off and wearing it as a mask). Misophonia is real.
I feel like your shirt is very relatable, today. I was thinking about your perfumes recently when watching a video about how whale vomit is some of the most precious "stones" of the sea, and how it contains stuff that's used in the scent industry to help scents stick around and last longer. All I could think while watching that video was, "'Whale vomit' sure sounds like a Simon scent, right up there with 'Rotting Turtle'. And it even references the association that this stuff really is used in the scents industry!" If you need a new line of scents, and this sounds appealing to you, please feel free to use it. If not, this was just an anecdote that I hope you enjoyed. Danny, as usual, did a great job writing up an entertaining script today, and I'm enjoying Sam's evolution of his Tangent meme.
It is odd how early we found out about ambergris... All the weird stuff we've known forever I always assume was a human doing something gross and then explaining it away when caught by others lol...
..... I've assembled a bookshelf at 2am before. EXCEPT I WAS VERY COURTEOUS AND ONLY OUT TOGETHER THE FRAME WITH A SCREW DRIVER AND ALAN KEY! .... Didn't nail anything until daylight, because I'm not made of dicks.
@@AlexBurka I only rarely hear it very softly, probably because I'm wearing headphones. 99% of the time I don't hear it, and I didn't hear it at all in this video. That must be some good audio software. Still, I sympathize. 4 years ago, they were building a townhouse village right next to my apartment, pounding in pylons since it was up on a hill, and that was like mini sonic booms that shook the windows every minute or so, for weeks on end! That was on top of truck beeps, drilling, and hammering.
My neighbours have bought the flat under them, drilled in the walls every second day for a year to build a staircase in there, and now turned it into an AirBnB party central for students to rent during the week and weekends. Big boombox next to our room several times a month, groups of douzens of strangers going loudly up and down the stairs and probably a nice big corona cluster just behind our walls, and nothing the police can do because it's never twice the same group. I relate to you, Simon.
I have to correct Fact Boi on his statement about how heart attacks work during one of his tangents. The severity of a heart attack is what determines how quickly it can kill you. My grandfather on my dads side died from a severe heart attack that killed him so quickly he was dead before he hit the ground while out on a walk. Meanwhile my own father almost 2 years ago had a heart attack but it was less severe enough that we were able to get the paramedics who got him to the hospital where they were able to take care of the partial blockage causing the heart attack using stents. This can happen to animals as well not just humans. most things have a scale of some type. this is one.
Yep, all extremes are possible. My buddy had one on Friday, felt like shit (beep) (*mis-timed censor beep) all weekend and only found out it was a heart attack when he went to the Dr on monday. Scary
My Grandmother had her second heart attack on a Tuesday and didn't tell anyone until Sunday. Her third one dropped her in the middle of a sentence. Heart attacks are weird.
The Discovery Channel has a show called "Naked and Afraid" where people try to survive in dangerous conditions while buck naked, and I often wonder "Why do people agree to do this?"
OK, so here's the thing. I just noticed that the seam of the lampshade over Simon's right shoulder is facing forward. And now I can't unsee it. I fear that my eyelid twitch will become fatal unless he turns it around.
All you really need for a "reality" show is a group of shallow, socially inept narcissists, crowd them together in a difficult situation, promise money to the one who can be the most successful back-stabber, and watch the fun. Well, you can watch it. I can't.
I think he was referring to the Crash at Crush, one such event in Texas that went spectacularly wrong. I mentioned it in a comment, but it will probably be swallowed before anyone sees it.
@@TheThora17 Have you heard the song about it by Brian Burns? He's very talented and underrated, mostly making his name in the Austin music scene. He's up there with Ron Stone (and me) when it comes to fascination with and love of Texas history.
I am writing this at the beginning of the video: Why is Naoki Yoshida (Yoshi-P), the Producer and Director of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV with an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 for free with no restrictions on playtime featured on the thumbnail? I am now writing this having watched the video: Why is Naoki Yoshida (Yoshi-P), the Producer and Director of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final-
OK so I'm from Kansas, born and lived there for 20 years. We ABSOLUTELY have electric fences, like everywhere. It's a heavily agricultural state, Jeff must have been very confused or from Kansas City.
I'm slowly making my way through all Simon's channels and his rant about how horrible Moonfall was is one of my favorite things so far. His next channel should be movie reviews that he does off the cuff. I'd like, subscribe, comment, and buy the t-shirt.
Ground-breaking episode! Simon actually managed to, at one point, read three whole sentences in a row before going off on some tangent about crisps and marmalade or whatever. Cheers....
I replied to a comment on the last Brain Blaze about how the channel has changed. Simon heard the discussions! This has the energy (thus far as I have seen) as the original channel but at a desk! The full on desk show "Wednesday current affairs on a Friday " (think of "have I got news for you" then let the Simon tangents commence! )
Kudos for dropping the clip on tie and fancy shirt. I lost track of how many tangents you went on, and I like that. BTW how does Peter feel about the drilling? I love the shirt. May I have one for free?
1. Go to Policy Genius 2. Secretly insure Simon Whistler 3. Upon his death make a bot with jar for a head 4. Put Simon's head in the jar 5. Start a channel called Undead Blaze 6. Pretend Simon has been revived but is actually a voice actor
Some heart attacks are instant. My father-in-law woke up, sat up on the side of the bed and keeled over dead. When the paramedics got there, they worked on him, because that's what they have to do, but he was gone.
The "I don't understand, I don't understand, I don't understand Bits" Meme would be the perfect transition into the spreadsheet sponsor if they come back.
Apparently that woman jumper had a terrible fear of heights so she was on edge (ba dum tiss) the entire time. She didn't want to back out after travelling there and was hella nervous. So much so she mistook the cue. She had been fitted with the harness, just not attached yet to the bungee cord.
Simon is lying everyone. The drilling isn’t cause of shops being put in next door. It’s actually people trying to drill into the basement to rescue Danny and Sam
In America you have to pay income taxes on online selling, garage sales, barter, anything you've stolen, drug sales, winnings, etc. It's said that if you are involved in illegal schemes to write "sales" on your tax form since you don't have to specify and then they can't get you on tax evasion, since that seems to be the main way they capture big time criminals.
Back when I was 16/17 I was walking home from a houseparty. It was a manor house on the outskirts of town so a fairly long walk home and I made the mistake of not peeing before I left. I didn't even make it half way down the half mile or so driveway. I got to a section where one of the lights were out so it was total darkness. Lining pretty much the whole drive was a ditch followed by a fence and farmland so I went to roughly where, a very drunk me in total darkness thought the ditch was. I aimed for it and let rip. Didn't take long until I started getting a weird tickling sensation which quickly turned into a stinging yet numbing feeling, hard to explain but it was similar to pins and needles. Anyway still believing I was peeing in the ditch I thought maybe I'd stuck it into stinging nettles. I moved back grabbed my phone and shone the light only to realise I had infact been peeing over the ditch and directly onto the fence which apparently was electrified. No long lasting effects thankfully and I couldn't really say it was particularly painful just very uncomfortable and definitely not a pleasant experience
Simon. Mate. Noise canceling headphones. Your existing mic isn't picking any of it up. Sounds flawless to us. You could bluetooth the headphones to your rig, if you feel like you still want to hear your own voice while you speak. Those who watch ( and not just listen ) will understand.
I'll be watching later the way i like watching on my big screen tv. Glad to see the blazer and tee shirts lol. Change is good yeah! I couldn't imagine standing for 40 minutes reading a script seated is def the way to go!
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Head to www.Policygenius.com/Blaze to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.
Again BB blesses us with trigonometry: LOOK AT THESE TANGENTS !!!
Blaze on buddy!!! I'll look into Policy Genius soon, for a coffin that matches my bedazled ass.
P.S.- Hey bud a segment on the Hartlepool, UK "Monkey Hangers," would be Blazenificent!
But Simon if u in the basement the Danny’s in the basement of the basement. In 500 words or less please explain!!!
Wheres the roaming?? Have to roam to blaze!
Rotten Badger cologne? Ooooh, good idea Simon! The prey animals won't know what hit 'em!
Part of why this channel is so great is Sam’s inconsistency in censoring the cursing.
I’ll have to start keeping track, but I wonder if it’s just Simon’s off-the-cuff cursing that gets bleeped, while the things written into the script get through. Kind of a basement-dweller preference🤔
Basement dwellers must stick together
I would love to listen to the uncensored edit
I would love for the profanity censoring to be more DGAF meme'y. Maybe cut to some security surveillance monitoring guard snoozing off, suddenly jolted awake and reacting when hearing the profanity, going "oh shit!" all panic'y, reaching over and franticly hammering the bleep button multiple times. While on split-screen, Simon is nearly a full sentence beyond the profanity when a burst of random length bleeps rattle off.
It seemed funny in my head.
It’s almost like he tries then gives up half way through.
Seriously Simon needs a movie review channel. His summary of Moonfall was one of my fave parts of this video!
Awesome idea
First review: Lord of the Rings lol
I loved his review, mostly because it is so true!
But then he’d have to watch something more then kids cartoons like Noody and Bob the Builder, (he has little kids, the pain is real).
@@john-paulsilke893 he can help out all the parents by reviewing “family” movies. Those were worth gold when my kids were little!
You ditched the suit. Excellent! Now stand up & slap that script Fact Boy.
Fact Boy? LMAO!
Step on that cord dammit!!
@@Erin-Thor you must be new here.
@@tophers3756 - No, and I also saw the T-shirt, LOL! Just thought it was funny to see him called that. Color me easily amused.
Tangent boy
The Great British Baking Show is a wonderful thing. It was broadcast here in America on PBS.
No yelling, no over the top drama, no sabotage, just people being creative in baked goods. In one episode a contestant dropped, or in some way accidentally destroyed the item they working on without enough time to restart. Everyone else ran over to console them, offer help, and I think one grabbed a cup of tea. It was all so British.
Yes! I love how supportive they all are of each other! And you can tell how the hosts really genuinely care about the contestants. We are watching old seasons and last night Sandi and Noel both got choked up over someone leaving.
Yes! American cooking shows are all screaming insults in people’s faces and snarking at mistakes and laughing at people who’ve been set up to fail but Great British Baking Show is just about actually trying to do your best and supporting each other and learning baking tricks and being told how to do better next time instead of mocked. ❤️
Yes! It is the thing I love most about it! There is no drama about who hates whom… it is just who baked well. Only American show that has come close for me is on SyFy (still hate that spelling) on Face Off. I honestly think the only reason it isn’t mean like other American reality shows is because the movie makeup industry is so small and there is Avery real chance contestants will have to work together IRL.
@@stephaniepeth1338 honestly Sandi and Noel are great on everything they are on or do. The mighty boosh , Qi, taskmaster, big fat quiz. Two of my all time faves. Sandi is adorable and her stand up is really good.
Agreed!!! I watch an episode every day. Brings so much light to my life. Bunch of happy people making deliciousness (most of the time 😅) nothing quite soothes me like a good British bake off
As a native kansan, we absolutely do have electric fences 🤣
Probably more than most places, there's a lot of cattle out here.
Love that Simon brought back the blaze energy. I think it's nice that he gets to sit down. He's going to enjoy filming more if he's comfortable. More comfort = longer episodes! Another great episode Fact boi!
Same I don't care if he sits, I just want the chaos.
THIS! I don’t care about the aesthetic, I just want the energy!
Yeah, this is what makes this channel so much more fun to watch than regular Simon.
but... but.... now we only have "Into the Shadows" as confirmation that Simon has legs....
No roam trip over this mic cable and abuse the script OGBB
Sam really did a number on this one. Especially the quick plug. And the tangent meter is nice too. Jen on Casual Criminalist only has the tangential butterfly. I do miss the standing up part of Business Blaze though. And I hated it when Simon threw away Dannys 1.5 page introduction to the news.
We need another 14 minutes introduction!
If Simon is gonna be tossing Danny's script, he needs to let him out of the basement!
The tangent was so long i had to rewind when it finish, just because I forgot what is Fact Boy talking about before tangent
"Checking on us through the floor window" 🤣🤣🤣
If I were his editor I'd cut at least 75% out of every episode. The team exhibits the patience of 1,000 zen masters
@@atmclick either that, or it's meds Simon mixes into their gruel when he decides to feed em.
Jeff Probst saying he doesn't know what an electric fence is because he's from Kansas (lots of farms there) is like someone saying they don't know what a slot machine is because they are from Las Vegas.
I'm thinking old Jeff is just a moron who hides behind being from the 'backwards state of Kansas.'
Right? I call bullshit myself as I'm from Kansas too...and guess what I know about and encountered there? Yeah...he's not the brightest crayon in the box!
Does Vegas have slot machines sitting out in plain view? I would argue that unless that is literally the case it would be easier to be from Vegas and not know what a slot machine is.
@@garethbaus5471 billboards and signs fam. Also, I think you’d be hard pressed to find someone in vegas who doesn’t know what a slot machine is since gambling is literally the only major business in the city. That would be like working in silicon valley in the early 90’s and not knowing at in least in concept what a computer is
@@goldenhate6649 A picture of a slot machine isn't exactly the same thing as an actual working slot machine sitting out in plain view by the side of the road with enough of them left easily accessible in other areas that kids can run into them while playing.
The best part of BB is the tangent. It humanizes Simon. It makes his other channels more enjoyable… because we know that when he talks about movies on toptenz, he probably hasn’t seem them.
COULDNT DISAGREE MORE. Try to watch more then one of these in a row and you'll be screaming at the screen... "GET THE F*@K ON WITH IT!!!!" /smh
@@barthonisgiantslayer5208 Get on with what..?
At some point Sam's "tangent warning" is going to be a show in itself.
One can only hope! The tangents are the best part.
Excellent new meme.
Gotta love the tangents.
Simon's tangent game is so strong Sam puts a health bar on it
I still miss the old business Blaze insanity but this was getting back to normal. Kudos Simon you always do a great job!
He only stands up to go get a box of expensive cereal. 😆
It appears Danny and Sam have started digging on both sides of the basement to double there chances of escape. Stay strong boys. #freedanny
I'm glad we're back on a regular programming schedule. Missed y'all!
Don't jinx it!!!
I want a full video of Simon going off on a rant about construction around his office! 😅😅😅
Maybe it would fit on the Megaprojects channel?
An epic blaze which is actually just an epic rant?
@@movingforward3030 Right, because projects are going on beside him
Yeyyy! Blaze boi is back! Feeeels amazzzinnnggggg to see him back to what he did best! I cheered and punched the air everytime a familiar brain blaze regular happened again! So happy Simon listened to the fans and kept the Blaze blazin!
One of the main reason Simon diversifies is _diversity._ Diversifying and then genericizing that diversity is... Eh, madness?
AM I RIGHT PETER?!
I love Simmon needed to clarify he is not a squid. Literally we are witnessing his spirals down madness
I wish sam would have done the "I'm not a cat" lawyer meme
I dislocated my hip and it was so painful I couldn't stop screaming when EMTs tried to move me. A doctor came from the hospital to put me out. Doctor said it took 2 minutes to put it back in place in the OR at the hospital. Honestly, so painful involuntary screams. This is a Blaze of Pain.
Simon working out the celebrity hair dresser, made me so happy for some reason. It was like watching both halves of his brain smash into each other like those 2 trains.
Also, I think that train crash was recorded, pretty sure it's here on yt
Pretty sure he's referring to the 18th? Century incident where the towns all turned out and were too close as no one back then checked for safety? Is there a modern version?
@@bayoubilly5176 I just did some searching, the oldest recorded on video I could find was for the first expensive movies shot, it was in 1929 called "the wrecker". Old, but not as old as I though
The tangent loading bar is spot on, Sam. Legend.
So fun fact, when I was little I was obsessed with my snowballs being perfectly round. I would work very hard shaping and shaping them but then would get in trouble for throwing them. It wasn’t until I was older that I realized I had been making ice balls not snowballs.
This construction project is speeding up Simon's spiral into madness... He really doesn't need the extra help in that regard 🤣
The more construction going on, the more chance Danny, Sam, etc. can get discovered
Ok, but are we absolutely sure there is in fact any construction going on at all? I remember the OGG Business Blaze incident with the infidels Simon mentioned and I could hear the same drilling then.
Hand to God folks I can't hear any construction noise in these newer videos!
@@OldJerzyDevil I think it's because he has switched mic's and this one is better at filtering background noise, or Sam has been editing it out. Or both. Then again Sam would probably use it just to mess with us and Simon, wouldn't put anything past our resident memeologist
I love this channel so much. Danny's clever and/or bonkers writing, Simon's thoughtful decision to televise his descent into sheer madness, and Sam's unmatched editing and memeing skills. Go ahead, name a better trio. You can't.
Fun fact there is a sub genre of heart attack called sudden cardiac death where essentially you have a heart attack with no warning. I had it at 11 and I literally went from standing for the pledge to face planting in less that a minute. This is more common in women who typically don’t have the prolonged symptoms of a heart attack. That’s why women are more likely to die if they have a heart attack than men because men have more dramatically recognizable symptoms.
@CRAM MARC thanks I appreciate that!
I’m glad you are ok! Were they able to find out what happened so you won’t have to worry about that again? That is super rare for someone that young!
@@mebreevee Yes and no. They figured out I had a birth defect that cause frequent dysrhythmia known as taky Brady syndrome with v-fib, but I was too fragile to wait so I ended up with a pacemaker for a little over a decade before I outgrew the defect and had it removed.
@@lilpaws9555 That makes sense. Its a good thing they found the problem before you lost your life.
Many people with congenital heart issues that arn’t found on time are not so lucky!
Its good that you were able to outgrow it.
Meanwhile my family all has tachycardia. But, its usually not a problem. Just don’t take too much stimulant medication or drink too much caffeine, and we are fine.
Hearts are weird,
What a patriot
I’m an American 30 year old and I don’t have any interest in baking or reality TV. I’ve watched every episode of The Great British Baking Show/Bake-off (of the seasons on Netflix). It’s amazing! I thought people were joking too but once you watch it, you’ll be hooked!
coming to this channel from Biographics was an Experience. love it. absolutely love the chaotic energy.
As an Aussie one of the first things we - particularly my brothers - were taught when we went on rural holidays was not to pee on wire fences because you never know if they're electrifying or not, that and don't play with matches in dry grass...
I grew up as a country boy and that electric fence trick was something I used to pull on my city born cousins when they came to visit. Was it mean? Yes. Was it funny? Also yes.
Kansas is a massive agriculture and ranching state, too. It's ridiculous; like almost as much as if he had said "I'm from Texas, we don't have them there".
@@leonardo.1024 I thought the same thing. Kansas is a rural state. Of course there are electric fences!
Not to mention that house voltage in Oz is 230v .... when its "only" 110 in the US.
@@mwindanji6714 it's certainly no joke!
I broke a rib 1.5 years ago and was surprised by how not excruciating it was. I thought I'd just torn my intercostal muscle until I felt a grinding sensation next to my spine while trying to work - then I realised what that 'clunk' sensation was when the injury occurred. The annoying thing is it now aches if I slouch in the wrong position or crouch for an extended time (e.g crouching while weeding flower beds at work - I gave up kneeling over a year ago because my left knee now flares up every time I kneel.)
Ah, the joys of being 26. I sure bet life will be super fun when I'm 56...
/tangent
I stand corrected this is the Blaziest BB episode to date.
I gotta say over 2 years in, I still find the "Danny in the basement" meta is still really enjoyable
Sam's editing is on point. Watching this at 5am and playing the dangerous game of trying not to laugh so much I wake my husband up.
It's 12:20am here and in the same boat. I don't work today but the husband does.
Simon, we actually CAN'T hear the drilling. Your mic is very good.
On the next Episode of brain blaze..."Local fact boy looses his shit...starts fight with construction workers....get's canceled in the aftermath"
Removing your own face and wearing it as a mask just sounds like being Simon with extra steps.
It did sound like a refreshingly originally worded description of the suffering caused by the absolute personal hell that must be the non-stop drilling
I’m so in love with Sam’s recent state of being so blatantly fed up with-and thus shamelessly cracking down on-Simon’s constant, random tangents, to the point it has become the new top merch shirt.
Simon hosts, Danny provides the delightful material that makes Simon’s ADHD, skepticism, and pet peeves have epic death matches.
But it's seriously Sam who creates the absolute *_MAGIC_* we actually get to see.
Love you, Sam. I’d say _“maybe even a little too much?”_ but really, is that even possible?
_(No. No, it is not possible to over-adore Sam.)_
Can we get him a rolling chair, so he can just roll around the room the whole time?
He'll be one step closer to becoming Prof X.
I am so blazed and: “…I’m going to take my face off and wear it as a mask.” Just killed me.
Yeah I thought it was a refreshingly originally worded description of what must be the suffering caused by the torture of the non-stop drilling
We can't hear it but I can only, reluctantly, imagine, as this too is one of my own least favourite sounds to hear for hours on end; furthermore, I doubt I'm alone in that
Oh, how I sympathize with this. At my old office, for nearly 3 years, construction would go on every few months for weeks at a time. I also never felt so much rage as sharing a wall with a roommate who cleared his throat and coughed CONSTANTLY every 20 seconds to 2 minutes (yes, I kept track - it distracted me from also wanting to rip my face off and wearing it as a mask). Misophonia is real.
Sam, your genius editing (25:00) always has my sides splitting. Thank you everyone at Brain Blaze for making my days, over and over 😁
This episode felt more Blazey, so I'm cautiously optimistic we're going back in the right direction
"There are no celebrity hairdressers.... Right?" Said the bald man who would surely know all about hair.
One day Sam will just edit out all of Simon's tangents and we'll all be like wow he really held it together in this 20 minute blaze.
I feel like your shirt is very relatable, today.
I was thinking about your perfumes recently when watching a video about how whale vomit is some of the most precious "stones" of the sea, and how it contains stuff that's used in the scent industry to help scents stick around and last longer. All I could think while watching that video was, "'Whale vomit' sure sounds like a Simon scent, right up there with 'Rotting Turtle'. And it even references the association that this stuff really is used in the scents industry!"
If you need a new line of scents, and this sounds appealing to you, please feel free to use it. If not, this was just an anecdote that I hope you enjoyed.
Danny, as usual, did a great job writing up an entertaining script today, and I'm enjoying Sam's evolution of his Tangent meme.
It is odd how early we found out about ambergris... All the weird stuff we've known forever I always assume was a human doing something gross and then explaining it away when caught by others lol...
6:30 - Chapter 1 - The jump
13:20 -15:00 - Mid roll ads
23:05 - Chapter 2 - Eye of the tiger
35:40 - Chapter 3 - Last train to canal 10
With a heart attack, massive ones people just look shocked for a second and then dead. So they can be nearly instant.
My uncle went for a walk one day and dropped dead from a heart attack. Its crazzzzzy
Loving Sam's "slave check" I don't know why but that got me laughing far more than the memes.
As someone with an extremely annoying neighbour, who thinks it's ok to build and drill wardrobes at 10pm, i relate so hard, you had me cackling.
..... I've assembled a bookshelf at 2am before.
EXCEPT I WAS VERY COURTEOUS AND ONLY OUT TOGETHER THE FRAME WITH A SCREW DRIVER AND ALAN KEY!
.... Didn't nail anything until daylight, because I'm not made of dicks.
I dunno if Sam is just an editing wizard but I don't hear any background noise at all.
@@AlexBurka I only rarely hear it very softly, probably because I'm wearing headphones. 99% of the time I don't hear it, and I didn't hear it at all in this video. That must be some good audio software. Still, I sympathize. 4 years ago, they were building a townhouse village right next to my apartment, pounding in pylons since it was up on a hill, and that was like mini sonic booms that shook the windows every minute or so, for weeks on end! That was on top of truck beeps, drilling, and hammering.
My neighbours have bought the flat under them, drilled in the walls every second day for a year to build a staircase in there, and now turned it into an AirBnB party central for students to rent during the week and weekends. Big boombox next to our room several times a month, groups of douzens of strangers going loudly up and down the stairs and probably a nice big corona cluster just behind our walls, and nothing the police can do because it's never twice the same group. I relate to you, Simon.
Did not expect Simon and Yoshi-P in the same thumbnail under any circumstances.
I was JUST thinking that!! I did a double take when I saw Yoshi-P there. XD
Literally why I clicked lol.
me too
Haha yeah did a double take there!
Videos with Simon being a goof are my favorite. We need more!
Whoever styles Simon’s hair should become a celebrity.
Savage! 😆
🤣
It's not styled, it's....
Simonized.
I'll see myself out.
@@neilmackay5655 That’s a good one!
@@neilmackay5655 more true than you may realise as he has admitted to shaving his head himself
I would literally sit down and just watch Simon talk in tangents. We need a Simon tangent clip compilation. Or a channel just dedicated to them.
Holy crap, I'm 46. I don't have that long left😆
I’m imagining Simon sitting in his chair with a CPR dummy’s face with a beard on his whilst screaming “The drills! The drills are back!”
Simon owning his office was the craziest thing I learned during this video
“I didn’t used to be a squid” was way funnier than it should’ve been
I have to correct Fact Boi on his statement about how heart attacks work during one of his tangents. The severity of a heart attack is what determines how quickly it can kill you. My grandfather on my dads side died from a severe heart attack that killed him so quickly he was dead before he hit the ground while out on a walk.
Meanwhile my own father almost 2 years ago had a heart attack but it was less severe enough that we were able to get the paramedics who got him to the hospital where they were able to take care of the partial blockage causing the heart attack using stents.
This can happen to animals as well not just humans. most things have a scale of some type. this is one.
Yep, all extremes are possible. My buddy had one on Friday, felt like shit (beep) (*mis-timed censor beep) all weekend and only found out it was a heart attack when he went to the Dr on monday. Scary
My Grandmother had her second heart attack on a Tuesday and didn't tell anyone until Sunday. Her third one dropped her in the middle of a sentence. Heart attacks are weird.
Im so happy that all the money simon makes goes exclusively into food and sports cars, no inbetween. A man of honesty.
I still say, "Cool your jets." Granted, I am 51 years old ... but, don't let my elderly status affect your speech patterns, Simon! 🤣
I say it too, and I’m not quite 42. So still totally young and hip.
Be careful not to slip in the puddle of sarcasm someone left on the floor there 😆
My theory is Sam got sick of animating Fact Boys fake human legs over the squid legs so Simon needs to stay sitting down now.
The Discovery Channel has a show called "Naked and Afraid" where people try to survive in dangerous conditions while buck naked, and I often wonder "Why do people agree to do this?"
OK, so here's the thing. I just noticed that the seam of the lampshade over Simon's right shoulder is facing forward. And now I can't unsee it. I fear that my eyelid twitch will become fatal unless he turns it around.
All you really need for a "reality" show is a group of shallow, socially inept narcissists, crowd them together in a difficult situation, promise money to the one who can be the most successful back-stabber, and watch the fun. Well, you can watch it. I can't.
All humour is sadism.
Danny was almost set free by another writer on another channel! Luckily Simon answered/guessed all questions right.
That was a great video too. Hopefully we’ll get more like it, keeping the spark of hope alive for the basement crew
Train crashing was a pretty common pastime in the Victorian era, Simon. It wasn't just the one time.
I think he was referring to the Crash at Crush, one such event in Texas that went spectacularly wrong. I mentioned it in a comment, but it will probably be swallowed before anyone sees it.
@@BigLifeWithLitlJay I mentioned it too! Fascinating Horror covered that in an episode…
@@TheThora17 Have you heard the song about it by Brian Burns? He's very talented and underrated, mostly making his name in the Austin music scene. He's up there with Ron Stone (and me) when it comes to fascination with and love of Texas history.
Out of all the new format videos this has been the one that feels the closest to the old one please keep it 🙏
Remember this day folks because this is the day Sam invented the Simon Wistler Tangent Meter (patent pending) and changed our world forever.
I am writing this at the beginning of the video:
Why is Naoki Yoshida (Yoshi-P), the Producer and Director of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV with an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 for free with no restrictions on playtime featured on the thumbnail?
I am now writing this having watched the video:
Why is Naoki Yoshida (Yoshi-P), the Producer and Director of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final-
Simon: "It's really weird what people find entertaining." Oh, the irony.
My entertainment is apparently ADHD tangents and jokes that fly right over the reader's head.
OK so I'm from Kansas, born and lived there for 20 years. We ABSOLUTELY have electric fences, like everywhere. It's a heavily agricultural state, Jeff must have been very confused or from Kansas City.
I'm slowly making my way through all Simon's channels and his rant about how horrible Moonfall was is one of my favorite things so far. His next channel should be movie reviews that he does off the cuff. I'd like, subscribe, comment, and buy the t-shirt.
Ground-breaking episode! Simon actually managed to, at one point, read three whole sentences in a row before going off on some tangent about crisps and marmalade or whatever. Cheers....
I replied to a comment on the last Brain Blaze about how the channel has changed. Simon heard the discussions! This has the energy (thus far as I have seen) as the original channel but at a desk!
The full on desk show "Wednesday current affairs on a Friday " (think of "have I got news for you" then let the Simon tangents commence! )
Thank you Sam. You have the perfect idea of how to handle his tangents.
Update: Sam, you should make your own channel.
I love the Tangent timer lol🤣
This is a top 3 best episode. Never thought it would happen in modern time. I LOVE this channel.
Kudos for dropping the clip on tie and fancy shirt. I lost track of how many tangents you went on, and I like that. BTW how does Peter feel about the drilling?
I love the shirt. May I have one for free?
1. Go to Policy Genius
2. Secretly insure Simon Whistler
3. Upon his death make a bot with jar for a head
4. Put Simon's head in the jar
5. Start a channel called Undead Blaze
6. Pretend Simon has been revived but is actually a voice actor
Clearly you’ve never had a snowball fight with Alaskan teenagers. Snowballs can take your teeth out.
“F*ck bungee jumping” word, Simon. Same with skydiving. As long as the plane still works, I’m staying in it, thanks.
Holy shit, that T-shirt really predicted Simon's tangent filled vid.
Simon : there aren't celebrity hair dressers
Me, living in France : Frank Provost, Dessange, Jean Louis David, Odile Gilbert
"You peed on the electric fence, didn't you?"
Somebody alert Mythbusters that there is actual evidence
Electric fences do exist in Kansas, as cattle and horse fencing. They aren't THAT bad to touch, like a bee sting.
Is Simon taking the energy he saves by sitting down and channeling it into his tangents?
Some heart attacks are instant. My father-in-law woke up, sat up on the side of the bed and keeled over dead. When the paramedics got there, they worked on him, because that's what they have to do, but he was gone.
This was the funniest video of the month until now. And then “you need to get a bit more woke” made me cry. That was beautiful.
The "I don't understand, I don't understand, I don't understand Bits" Meme would be the perfect transition into the spreadsheet sponsor if they come back.
Please see 11:16 for reference.
Man that last entry is bordering on 'Into the shadows' level dark 😳
Yes! This feels so much more in line with the original Brain Blaze concept than the last few 🤩 Laid back, no tie and delightfully chaotic energy 👌
If it helps I can't hear it at all. Your mic does a great job knocking out the background noise.
I’m kinda liking the “ Tangent Bar”. I’m also 99.9% sure that Kansas has some electric fences.
Simon, yet again, demonstrates how uncool he is by not knowing about the Sewing Bee, the most badass TV show ever.
That man is an imposter, we definitely have more than 1 electric fence here in KS
Simon! You can get affordable DIY soundproofing on Amazon! Did you know that?
Apparently that woman jumper had a terrible fear of heights so she was on edge (ba dum tiss) the entire time. She didn't want to back out after travelling there and was hella nervous. So much so she mistook the cue. She had been fitted with the harness, just not attached yet to the bungee cord.
I miss standing-on-the-mic-cord Simon :(
Unleash the BEAST!
Yes. Bring back the old standin’, rantin’ Simon !
I really like it when Simon switches up the outfit for the midroll... makes it so much easier to find the bit to skip to.
Simon is lying everyone. The drilling isn’t cause of shops being put in next door. It’s actually people trying to drill into the basement to rescue Danny and Sam
In America you have to pay income taxes on online selling, garage sales, barter, anything you've stolen, drug sales, winnings, etc. It's said that if you are involved in illegal schemes to write "sales" on your tax form since you don't have to specify and then they can't get you on tax evasion, since that seems to be the main way they capture big time criminals.
Back when I was 16/17 I was walking home from a houseparty. It was a manor house on the outskirts of town so a fairly long walk home and I made the mistake of not peeing before I left. I didn't even make it half way down the half mile or so driveway. I got to a section where one of the lights were out so it was total darkness. Lining pretty much the whole drive was a ditch followed by a fence and farmland so I went to roughly where, a very drunk me in total darkness thought the ditch was. I aimed for it and let rip. Didn't take long until I started getting a weird tickling sensation which quickly turned into a stinging yet numbing feeling, hard to explain but it was similar to pins and needles. Anyway still believing I was peeing in the ditch I thought maybe I'd stuck it into stinging nettles. I moved back grabbed my phone and shone the light only to realise I had infact been peeing over the ditch and directly onto the fence which apparently was electrified. No long lasting effects thankfully and I couldn't really say it was particularly painful just very uncomfortable and definitely not a pleasant experience
Simon. Mate. Noise canceling headphones. Your existing mic isn't picking any of it up. Sounds flawless to us. You could bluetooth the headphones to your rig, if you feel like you still want to hear your own voice while you speak.
Those who watch ( and not just listen ) will understand.
I'll be watching later the way i like watching on my big screen tv. Glad to see the blazer and tee shirts lol. Change is good yeah! I couldn't imagine standing for 40 minutes reading a script seated is def the way to go!
So currently watching and gotta say dunno why you claim your format isn't popular 🤣. This is pretty much is what RUclips is! It's hecka popular!