Steven Jewniverse 3: Threeven Jewniverse
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- Опубликовано: 30 мар 2016
- The final chapter of the Jewniverse saga.
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Watch the first Steven Jewniverse here: • Steven Jewniverse
Watch the second Steven Jewniverse here: • Steven Jewniverse Twon...
Watch Steven Jewniverse 3 in Spanglish: • Video
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Source list
Various clips from Steven Universe Episodes
Kevin Macleod - Wounded
Animated Bible Stories - Miracles of Jesus ( • Animated Bible Stories... )
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut - Kenny Goes to Hell
Sonic Adventure - Red Hot Skull ...for Red Mountain
Green screen Smurfs ( • Free green screens Smu... )
I DON'T CARE ( • Video )
Sonic CD (US) - Final Boss Music
Old Spice Double Sun Power commercial ( • Old Spice | Sun :15 Gr... )
Kevin Macleod - Devastation and Revenge
Toy Story Sega Genesis Music - Revenge of the Toys
Yevgeny Kutik plays Achron - Hebrew Melody ( • Yevgeny Kutik plays Ac... )
*Please do not go out of your way to harass anyone I use in my videos for any reason*
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The critics are raving!
"Best one yet. A complete turnaround for the series."
-Ralph Egg
"My daughter absolutely loves Jewish people. We watch this together all the time."
-Lynda Egg
"She is not my mom."
-Shelly Egg
"Ralph Egg's nonsensical art direction is especially off-putting in this installment. His over-involvement with the series is becoming a real issue."
-Art Direction Critic
"Come on, Krobo. Ditch the zero that is stinking up the show (a.k.a. Ralph Egg) and get back to the true roots of the SJ series. This is an embarrassment."
-Smosh Games
"this one Sucks the first 2 were better"
-Tromulet
"Breastfeeding can reduce rates of malnutrition and death in children"
-Wikipedia
"Wild Gunman steals the show once again in this jaw-dropping romantic sci-fi horror action thriller."
-Yahoo News
"fucking vid"
-TylerboiMinecraftLPs
"Deadpool is dripping in irony, zinging and stinging with pop-culture gags."
-theguardian
"Unimpressive and tedious."
-The Creators of Madagascar
"i've seen this"
-ivan88
"I'm Christian and i find this Jewish"
-Gerissenheit Wolf
"Make a Donald Trump poop."
-Donald T.
"What a powerful tale of a young man trying to find his way spiritually and getting lost several times along the way. Also there's a guy sucking his own dick."
-SsnakeBite
"wtf did I saw"
-MrBrandon9653
"i wear a protection😂😂"
-james bob
"Greg ruined his child hood this has got be the worst parody ever I mean who shows a kid his dad sucking on his own private parts and having pearl suck on his I mean he has got to be sad or something who wants that child hood who ever made this must have a dirty mind or just wanted to be funny"
-Princess Washington
"Amethyst's lips remind of a dog's asshole."
-Nerflover10097 
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Welp, looks like this completely predicted the series finale.
He’s Steven.
It might not be the series fanale
The Pope It wasn’t the finale. There’s going to be a movie and a sixth season.
Though the fact remains clear that he's very definitely Steven. He even got the chance to get into a woman's vagina as predicted back in the original Steven Jewniverse thanks to Pink Diamond's ship.
F*CK! You ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!
Dude fuckin spoilers are you kidding me?
The third installment of the ever-popular Steven Jewniverse series, Threeven Jewniverse deals with controvertial topics like religion, sexuality, and societal norms with unprecedented amounts of tact, setting a new benchmark for the industry.
"Shocking... but necessary."
- The New Yorker, 4 stars
"An unforgiving exploration of tough themes."
- Roger Ebert, 4 stars
- Steven's Shirt, 1 star
Mitt Romney XIIV im your 700 like
888 likes...
Honestly the show is so bad
Nothing will be funnier than greg running in, panicked, to show the gems that he can blow himself
Totally in character for him too
Who wants to go on a ROOOOAAAAAD TRIIIIIIIIIPP
CHECK THIS OUT!
The fucking knock coming out of Garnet's mouth is for some reason what split my side
The opening is incredibly relevant to the finale.
Yes
Are you dancing in smarty pants?
@drakethehuman Yup
Maybe the writers took their cue from watching this masterpiece? I wouldn’t doubt it.
"Uncle Grandpa, this doesn't seem safe ... "
"DONT WORRY KID, IM WEARING PROTECTION"
OpenReel ewwwww
OpenReel the worst part is that this part was canon.
*_T H A T ' S U N U S U A L_*
3:56 OMFL I DIED
OpenReel me lol
"and if you think we can't _I HATE YOU_!"
Annie Kaysa 😂😂😂
Lmfao
Lol
The tolerant left in a nutshell
That day Garnet learned a valuable lesson.
There was no God.
And there was Steven.
Gaspar Menagerie
*Holds up used condom*
Atheists...... Rise
*gOd eXiStS*
469
Nobody like this comment
“the following footage is unedited*
“LET ME DRIVE MY VAN INTO
*YOOOOOUOuoUoUoUUouOuOUoUou*”
1:04
I, don’t, care.
*I DON’T CAAAAAAARE!*
Favorite part. Lol
Look at Lars in thr background
@@CappyDash *extends*
LET ME DRIVE MY VAN INTO YOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!
Scout!!!!!
NEED A DISPENSER HERE! I... don't... care. I don't care!!
NEED A DISPENSER HERE! I, DON'T, CARE. *I DON'T CARE*
RIP Connie
Chairs make you immune to getting run over, so do what garnet is doing
Holding out for Steven Jewnifourse.
it's the last over
Why would he end his most popular series
I don't know, you ought to ask him about why Friendship is Gic ended.
He said this was "the final chapter"
After that, there could be 5teven Jewniverse.
“Nnnnnngggggnn”
“Thanks Garnet!”
1:23
I'm Steven.
@@cremmy_crem621 FUCK YOU, I'M ORIGINAL STEVEN
@@stupidgaybruh “WITHOUT ME, YOU’D BE *NOTHING*”
IM SORRY
Uncle grandpa: don't worry I got protection
Steven: THATS UNUSUAL
1:23
Garnet: NNNNNN
Steven: THANKS GARNET!!!
+rashed al dabbas Steven: without me, you'd be nothing!
+rashed al dabbas Amethyst: I also apologize.
Lol
+Random RUclips person Videos
Garnet : You taught us a valuable lesson.
+DudeStop Orgin
That day Garnet learned a valuable lesson.
There was no God...
...And there was Steven.
0:37 footage of 3D Norman Reedus from the Death Stranding trailer
Crazy Bois Productions Can u animate a half life 2 parody
( ͡° ل͜ ͡°)
THEDUMBGUY178 Sup
THEDUMBGUY178 Hey that's pretty good!
Wait... YOU?!
Stevens Christian song
Jesus told me I'm going to hell
What do I do
I don't want to be a Jew
...
I'm a Christian now
You're the hero we need, but not the hero we deserve.
Coolboss958 what's a Jew?
That’s what happens too me irl ._.
@@katarinaszaboova9012 the rulers of your banks and the world.
theplayboymaster that was a bit harsh don’t u think?
1:16
“I’ve got bad news, everyone. I’m Steven.”
“Good.”
“Thanks, Amethyst.”
*”eWWWHHWWWe”*
“Thanks, Garnet.”
“I’m Steven.”
“Fuck you! I’m the original Steven!”
I've got bad news everyone. I'm Steven
Actually no, you're Jacob.
+Brandyn Krol Thanks amythest
+ColdIcyTension Nnnnnnnnn-
pearl:im steven
steven:fuck you. im the original steven
+Jacob Kennedy fuck the original steven i'm not steven
Thank you. For being you.
Numberer1 you're welcome
I love you numberer!
"Let me drive my van into youuuuu" I always lose my shit at this part. lol
The best part was the van killing everyone, then getting wrecked by Garnet simply existing
"I got bad news everyone... I'm Steven..."
"This is unacceptable . I'm very disappointed in you..."
"I'm sorry-"
"You're grounded!"
*Gasp*
"Now we're gonna bury you!"
*Scream*
steven: woah, is this heaven
How dare he
Which Episode Is That Bit From?
Thank you for this. I was afraid there would never be another one. It was worth the wait.
my life is complete
Holy shit its pie guy! I love your channel!
pieguy!
Pieguy.... I know you
I didn't know you liked youtube poop
Those smurfs always know when to show up.
*and then came Jesus*
"Go to hell Steven"
*punches Steven in the name of the father, the son, and the lord*
Your going to hell kid!!
STEVEN: This can't be happening!
(Sun eats him)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Boi😂😂its father, the son and holy spirit🤦🏻♂️
*LITTLE BOY YOU’RE GOIN TO HELLLLL*
3:22 ruby rider foreshadowing???
Yo, Steven, can you make me a sandwich?
why dont steven dont want me man?
Make me a sandwich?
Noooo.
NOH
+Joaq Wizard Phoenix 3:47 Did he not feel paaaiiinnnn when he was huuuurrtttt? I mean, I mean, did he not shit? Did he not *drirsch*? He was only human, but yes he was chicken and waffles. And I fail to believe the world can profit from a man's dick.
2:52 Hands down, the best part in the entire thing.
3:55 The way that he said that I cannot and I mean CANNOT stop laughing at this every time I laughed so hard my nose started bleeding (not joking It actually happened).
Who is the reactor tho?
I actually come back to this video pretty regularly for that part at the end. It just kills me for some reason and I laugh until it hurts every time
PPeEeNnIiSs
this [guy] sucked his own pEnIs!
IT NEVER ever fucking fails to make me lose my shit, I've been coming back to this video yearly and that still gets me so bad
Goes to show that i haven't matured enough to hear fucking Penis.
This is a certified YTP classic
0:25 Holy shit nice South Park reference
ikr
VexIsAway TASTES LIKE POOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Avery Zehner -Shenanigans and more! *BUUUUUURRRRRRNNN*
Avery Zehner -Shenanigans and more! I saved you young man
Shiny Teh Eevee nawh, I did, TAAAAAASSSSTTTEEEESSS LIIIIKKKKKEEEE POOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Why does he always kiss himself?
You're too good for this world...
Stu Pot cuz he's adorable little baby(3
Because he's steven.
Jad It says 1 week for me, the time has come for another comment.
Steven's Penis
The entire show is gay, so why not?
I come back to this one every now and then, its just so good
So many youngsters watching this probably have no idea the fall from heaven is a nod to the South Park movie.
802 Garage well I’m 12 I know it it was when Kenny died
You're one of the good ones. ;)
802 Garage I’m 10 and I got that
802 Garage 14 and I got that XD
Seems not all future generations are lost. :P
left me drive my van into YOOOUUUUUU~~~~~~
I.. DON'T.. CARE...
IDON'TCARE
(funniest part)
and if you think we can't- I HATE YOU
Agreed that is funny
What is the song in the background while the smurfs are dancing?
Rocket Jumper Darude- Sandstorm
(THE FOOTAGE YOU ARE SEEING IS UN-EDITED.)
"Steven's turn."
"Put your clothes on Steven."
"No" *pushes head towards... head*
BASED
Lmaooooooo
'I hate you!'
'Stay off my planet!'
"Pay attention, Steven".
J E S U S T O L D M E I M G O I N G T O H E L L W H A T D O I D O I D O N T W A N T T O B E A J E W
I’m a christian now
Wee
Are
Christians
This whole thing is a beautiful shitpost
AUUEGHINIMEE EEYUHHAHAHAHAH ASSUIAL AAH AUHH
Bubblegum Pearls it's a ytp
2:11 *pearls head game on par*
3:55-3:58 I laughed so hard.
Nachos Rule 69 same 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
peeEEEeeenniiIIIiisss
@@jmcieslak0 im pissed the reaction video is gone
Did anyone reuploaded it?
I loved that! 🤣🤣🤣
"We have decided that you are Steven and we must destroy you!!!"
"Without me, you'd be nothing!"
Two of MANY of my favorite quotes from this miracle of a video.
Caramel paw nah IHATEYOU! Is the best
I learned a valuable lesson today. There was no god. And there was Steven.
Garnet: well that was very poorly edited
Steven: really?
Garnet: no
Garnet: BOOM BOOM BOOM BA DOOM
How about Steven Mormonverse fourniverse
They go to uganda
I approve
This would be good....
The editing in this is outstanding.
Pls tell me you're going to make a fourth one
Please!
mikail irwan no,sadly..,read the description and you see
Lolz Rofl who cares what he said he should make a new one I will pay 💰 for more
Read the desc.
Ded
crazy how this predicted the finale
Pearl: we have decided
Garnet: that you are steven and we must destroy you
Steven:you leave me no choice underwear go!
Garnet: OOooooOOOOooooOOoo
Steven:I HATE YOU
Guys I don't wanna be Steven any suggestions?
be
Become a Christian.
Accept Jesus into your heart, spread the good word of His gospel, and start taking cello lessons.
+CalicoVall
Become Chris-chan
+Misterlegodude But he would still go to hell then.
2:57 you better check this out
garnet:nice work
pearl : pay attention steven
steven: *WTF
Lol
C h e c k t h i s o u t
@puffy 4life lol
Steven had seen some shit
*Vietnam war flashbacks*
That day, Garnet learned a valuable lesson.
There is no god.
But there is Steven.
Four years to the day, and still amazing.
1:12 the person saying I don't care is also named Steven.
AbbyCat who
Put your clothes on Steven
NO!
GET OFF MY PLANET! OnO
+That one Dude And if you think we can't-
I HATE YOU!
THAT UNUSUAL!!! ...... Stevens turn! XD
Bonniebro 136 n then came Angela;)
Ralph egg for president
The swears in this series are so good it's like they said it in the show before....
The end of a beautiful saga. We laughed. We cried. We even tried to be Steven. But sadly, we can't.
that day garnet learned a valuable lesson there is no god there is steven
7 years later I now understand why my mom didn't want me to watch this at 12
There is no god
And there is Steven
Lol
Lol
G O T O H E L L S T E V E N
3:00 OH GOD GREG
Barbaric Bunny 0:12
I choked on my tea when I saw that😂
Meep Abeep haha
Dick Suckr *NICE WORK.*
*PAY ATTENTION STEVEN*
*CHECK THIS OUT*
For Steven Jewniverse 4, make Pearl interested in a guy and Rose thin, just to piss off certain people. :D
I GOT THE REFERENCE
Date Masamune he isn't making another one read the description
i'm ok with one of those things
Date Masamune No more Steven Jewniverse. Steven is a Christian now.
this was the last episode though..
2:47 I thought at this point the video subverted it self and was gonna be normal, but garnet starts talking footsteps.
This aged like fine wine. I'm obligated to subscribe now.
doctor: you have about 4 minutes and 15 seconds to live.
me: *watches this*
Crazy Cat thank you for not staying silence when making this
* 3 minutes ad that you can’t skip comes up *
So this sums up your life?
Crazy Cat youd probably start dying at 3:15
OH NO AN AD OH NO IT BUFFERED
I can't stop replaying 0:35 - 1:46 (favourite part of the whole video
whats the song its parodying ?
AngryDaisy16 get up...get up Steven lol
EURO MIO set van ?😕
AngryDaisy16 j
AngryDaisy16 true
Today I learned a valuable lesson. Steven is Steven.
G: That was very poorly edited.
S: Really?
G: No. :)
G: *_sounds of chaos_*
Krobo do you like Steven universe?
I have mixed feelings about it.
+KroboProductions will you make a fourth Steven jewniverse?
But he's Christian now.
+super goron oh........................STEVEN CHRISTIANIAVERSE 4!!!
+MC5GAMING no no Steven christianityverse 1 because it's a different series
The first part with "This is heaven?" should've had some chicken and winnigish in it, for good times sake
Jesus Christ, years later I just realized that Steven is holding a condom at 1:46
Shit, you're right. I didn't realize it either.
He brought protection.
2:24 oh my god- [childhood ruined.]
you know it's a good YTP when it's done and you find yourself at a loss about what your doing with your life...
One question about 3:20
Why the hell did you put Kiryu (Millennium MechaGodzilla) in the video?
I couldn't think of any compelling reasons not to.
+KroboProductions Good Point.
+KroboProductions this is beautiful thank you
+KroboProductions It's high noon
One question about 3:20Why the hell did you put Kiryu (Millennium MechaGodzilla) in the video?
1:27 What episode of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure was that from?
that is not an episode, it's a song from sonic cd
r/whoosh
Josuke hair
*(**ruclips.net/video/xRGrfurZaNQ/видео.html** starts playing)*
_”what... did you just say about my hair?”_
"HEY GUYS, CHECK THIS OUT"
I almost died at the sex scene xD
THATS UNUSUAL
Are you making a three way?
Can we join too?
It's high noon
+Kyle Desjardins Ryuu-ga, Wa-ga-te-ki-wo, Ku-ra-u
a pic of lapis with a sans username ( ͡° ل͜ ͡°)
codythekingofyoutube needs cancer cause fuck the rules
Dreamer26 well shit he changed to dj khaled my life is a lie.
No one can hide from my cringe!
Still waiting for the fourth installment
As a jewish women.
I approve.
You're multiple women?
@@mousefoot she's not telling
“COME CHECK THIS OUT!”
*All i wanna see is a JEWISH WOMEN!*
As a Jewish kid this is a nice comment
Quality shitposting.
this is art
no, this is meetmorp.
Noodle Games 'N Stuff Meepmorp*
+Wandering Weirdo (Javi) meefleshtorp*
👌👌👌
1:26 I'M NOT STEVEN! I'M MY COMPLETELY ORIGINAL CHARACTER, BLEVEN!
Icelanticore "Fuck you! I'm Steven!"
Icelanticore im the actual knuckles
0:12 my ribs hurt I’ve never laughed this much
The show is now over and im sad. Thanks for this trilogy, it holds up after all these years ❤
2:34.
"I ship it." - Every shipper ever.
We need a fourth!!!!
+Red Cube Gaming WELL WE DON'T NEED YOU
The heaven/hell ratio seems disturbingly accurate.
1:03 look at the donut window
literally 5 seconds in and already cracking up
+Dillon Henderson it's the hacker himself
I know right
I'm glad your not dead.
You're
+Hoodie Feud its hell
True
+Starven Unibrow starven unibrow XD that's amazing
Going to be the 3rd time I watch these..
I'll never find a YTP as good as these ever again on my life
Bro this had me dieing i couldn't move for 20 minutes. the smurfs was milly rockin 1:06
Me too-💀🤣
@@anxiouslyalistor2007 dam dawg late asl
0:55
WHY IS JESUS HOLDING A GIANT HOT POCKET OMG IM DYING HELP
the south park reference, lol.
bigger, blacker and uncut xD
1:22 1:58 this is so irrationally funny i always laugh the hardest when its this type of gag
RIP to Ralph Egg
FAK YUU IM DA REEL STEEVEN.
Farug if i didnt exist you would be *NOTHING*
Sadly... Chris-Chan, Satan, Mustard, and Steven all died from autofellatio-related causes before they could make an appearance.
+Dark Fox They were too good for this world.
I can't stop watching this
As a Christian, i can confirm that we always save the day
Lindsay Applegate I love your Flapjack profile pic.
But I think you can’t
Michael Fixedsys I HATE YOU!
Michael Fixedsys Steven: I HATE YOU!
Michael Fixedsys I HATE YOU!!