Robotnik Captures Smiling Friends (ft. Captain Rescue)

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • I once had a dream that I was friends with Soulja Boy. This is a faithful recreation of that dream.
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    The critics are raving!
    "lmao @ the funny part"
    -Skinnyboy Mama Kiss
    "Don't really see the appeal of media but I will admit this has caught my attention."
    -Nugslit
    "1k cereals and not a single shot of their nutritional info...🙄"
    -nutritionado
    "This may be hard to believe, but this old show had an episode very similar to Stuart Little (1999), and that episode was 'Tails' New Home'."
    -dannytallman3022
    "...somewhat of a success."
    -Sherman "The Being" Shuggerswig
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    Source List (Somewhat in order. Let me know if I missed anything):
    -AoStH - S1E06 - Over the Hill Hero
    -AoStH - S1E08 - Lovesick Sonic
    -AoStH - S1E16 - Tails' New Home
    -AoStH - S1E25 - Zoobotnik
    -AoStH - S1E30 - Full Tilt Tails
    -Several other AoStH episodes for various wordmixes
    -Smiling Friends - S1E01 - Desmond's Big Day Out
    -Smiling Friends - S1E06 - Enchanted Forest
    -Sound Effects from Sonic 3 & Knuckles
    -Sound Effects from Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee
    -Green Screen Effects from @GreenScreenGarf
    -Sonic Rush - Metal Scratchin' (Music)
    -Sonic Adventure - Goodbye Chao (Music)
    -KevinMacLeod - Gregorian Chant (Music)
    -Soulja Boy Tell'em - Crank That (Music)
    -Doublemint Gum Chris Brown Ad • Official Wrigley's Dou...
    -Cereals
    -Deana Carter - Strawberry Wine (Music)
    -Various Clips from Judge Judy
    -Drake and Josh Intro (Music)
    -Rihanna - Shut Up and Drive (Music)
    -The Sims 1 - Burglar Theme
    -Chris Brown Interview • Chris Brown Breaks His...
    -Anime Cartoon Explosion Smoke Green screen • Anime Cartoon Explosio...
    -Doublemint Gum 16-bit Genesis Remix by Shadownade (Music)
    -Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On (Music)
    #YTP #smilingfriends #sonic

Комментарии • 1,6 тыс.

  • @KroboPro
    @KroboPro  6 месяцев назад +1044

    I'm not funny anymore. Support me on patreon out of pity: www.patreon.com/KroboPro

    • @MasterEm243
      @MasterEm243 6 месяцев назад +118

      At least you admit it.

    • @Ratmus1
      @Ratmus1 6 месяцев назад +83

      Your comedy skills have are an inspiration to us all.

    • @winkone101
      @winkone101 6 месяцев назад +177

      You're my JuJ Judy, Krobo

    • @KroboPro
      @KroboPro  6 месяцев назад +137

      @@winkone101 That is the greatest compliment one can receive.

    • @Nudhul
      @Nudhul 6 месяцев назад +81

      Its okay to not be funny anymore. You have a beautiful wife.

  • @LostCosmonauts
    @LostCosmonauts 6 месяцев назад +1056

    Cheer up, Krobo. We've all been told we're not funny by Dr. Robotnik before. You just gotta remember: he's the bad guy!

    • @KroboPro
      @KroboPro  6 месяцев назад +494

      I guess you're right. Still wish he didn't have sex with my wife though.

    • @releasethekraken5039
      @releasethekraken5039 6 месяцев назад +139

      ​@@KroboProyou still have judge judy to keep you company though. There's always a silver lining.

    • @jacobwilson7109
      @jacobwilson7109 6 месяцев назад +94

      ​@KroboPro your gorgeous wife*

    • @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
      @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 5 месяцев назад

      @@KroboProAt least he hasn’t pissed on her yet.

    • @marcen12
      @marcen12 5 месяцев назад +16

      @@jacobwilson7109 Your wife, Judge Juj.

  • @TurboPikachu
    @TurboPikachu 6 месяцев назад +1983

    4:00 the way he said "Fuck Steven Universe" made me crack up so hard and reminds me why sentence splicing is so much funnier than AI ever will be, *always*

    • @KeitherzYT
      @KeitherzYT 5 месяцев назад +58

      I about laughed myself into a seizure

    • @dolanisanimated991
      @dolanisanimated991 5 месяцев назад +47

      robotnik has good taste lmao
      something about splicing just feels more authentic

    • @flaco3462
      @flaco3462 5 месяцев назад +51

      ai is complete garbage and will never live up a quarter of an iota to sentence splicing or just asking the fucking voice actor to say a thing

    • @rainbowspongebob
      @rainbowspongebob 5 месяцев назад +12

      I thought it was called sentence mixing?

    • @TurboPikachu
      @TurboPikachu 5 месяцев назад +14

      @@rainbowspongebob back in YTPs’ heyday yeah; same-same.

  • @ToYoVG
    @ToYoVG 6 месяцев назад +23

    The JuJ Judy mini segment makes me wanna see an extended Judge Judy YTP from you!
    Also, I'm watching this on my phone in bed, and I legit thought that was my phone vibrating at 6:51

  • @TheCartoonGamer8000
    @TheCartoonGamer8000 6 месяцев назад +16

    Krobo’s still the king.

  • @XanderRowlet
    @XanderRowlet 2 месяца назад +2

    As much as I love the 9 yeareals to collect the cereals, I think “I am not racist. I’m friends with Soulja Boy” is my favorite line from this video.

  • @mikeax24
    @mikeax24 6 месяцев назад +8

    this might be the greatest youtube poop ive seen in 10 years with the exception of friars rubbing wood, subscribed, liked, and astounded

  • @HouseOfFunQM
    @HouseOfFunQM 2 месяца назад +1

    Scratch getting boomerang'd in the face is the funniest shit EVER

  • @roscoepcoleslaw0428
    @roscoepcoleslaw0428 5 месяцев назад +1

    This so perfectly feels like a Golden-Age YTP that I will now have post-traumatic nightmares about being bullied in Middle School

  • @davidchirinos1366
    @davidchirinos1366 2 месяца назад +1

    Did not expect Metal Scratchin’ to show up on a YTP but I am delighted it did. Hilarious work with the sentence mixing too!

  • @parkguest4774
    @parkguest4774 5 месяцев назад +2

    The double mint gum parts were my favorite, it's double mint gum

  • @913kaixa
    @913kaixa 5 месяцев назад +1

    holy shit dude. not only do you still got it, but you have even more than you did when you left. we're so fucking back

  • @voidnoodle8911
    @voidnoodle8911 5 месяцев назад

    Ahhh. This took me back. I'm absolutely checking out your other vids.

  • @SupHapCak
    @SupHapCak 4 месяца назад +447

    I thought this was funny.

    • @KedamonoEdits
      @KedamonoEdits 3 месяца назад +4

      same

    • @Cel684
      @Cel684 2 месяца назад +1

      Me too dude

    • @bozo6049
      @bozo6049 Месяц назад +1

      Thought? Did you change your mind?

  • @NPCarlsson
    @NPCarlsson 6 месяцев назад +816

    6:58 I love how he goes back for a second just to make it clear that he was talking to Sonic.

  • @tank1319
    @tank1319 6 месяцев назад +2539

    “It took me 9 yeareals to collect the cereals” words to live by

    • @Squeesher
      @Squeesher 6 месяцев назад +55

      I'm dying at that line

    • @hehe42069-k
      @hehe42069-k 6 месяцев назад +67

      out of all the insane sentence mixed words out of this poop i dont know why yeareals got the most visceral screech out of me

    • @papayer
      @papayer 6 месяцев назад +11

      it's definitely up there with the funnytaker

    • @bone-nut
      @bone-nut 6 месяцев назад +13

      cereals guuud

    • @bigpappasmoggie
      @bigpappasmoggie 6 месяцев назад +43

      Got the same vibe as "how could he be so cruelhouse?" This shit sits rent free front and center of my brain 24/7

  • @ColonelPanic0
    @ColonelPanic0 6 месяцев назад +663

    3:43 robotnik's a fucking liar, there's only 893 cereals

    • @McDumDum
      @McDumDum 6 месяцев назад +280

      It must've took you nine yeareals to count the cereals

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 6 месяцев назад +61

      ​@@McDumDumI've watched five serials in that amount of time!

    • @funnyman1863
      @funnyman1863 5 месяцев назад +37

      Its in 4:3 the rest is cut off :(

    • @jameshauck9148
      @jameshauck9148 5 месяцев назад +33

      It'll take 1 more yeareal to get to a thousand cereals
      From thence he shall become ethereal

    • @scratchman
      @scratchman 5 месяцев назад +15

      Give it a few yeareals and we’ll have more cereals.

  • @fiddleriddlediddlediddle
    @fiddleriddlediddlediddle 6 месяцев назад +1765

    When Sonic un-shit himself I lost touch with reality.

    • @hehe42069-k
      @hehe42069-k 6 месяцев назад +129

      i just now realized i havent even processed that particular scene yet
      he actually un-shit himself, I don't think i've ever seen that before.

    • @holdingpattern245
      @holdingpattern245 6 месяцев назад +72

      as the old saying goes, you can't unshit your pants

    • @Wourghk
      @Wourghk 6 месяцев назад +124

      @@holdingpattern245 but apparently you can unshit the forcefield

    • @Yipper64
      @Yipper64 6 месяцев назад +19

      lad was gettin' ready.

    • @Iukini
      @Iukini 5 месяцев назад +15

      I had to rewind at that part lol

  • @siga.7578
    @siga.7578 5 месяцев назад +342

    I love how the title makes it sound as if Robotnik capturing the Smiling Friends is the main plot of the video while Captain Rescue is just a guest star when it's actually the exact opposite.

  • @Astro_Crunch
    @Astro_Crunch 6 месяцев назад +366

    Dude, you've still got it after all these yeareals

  • @KingCornWallis
    @KingCornWallis 5 месяцев назад +452

    Eggman's absolute FIXATION on sonic soiling the forcefield is hysterical. Reminds me of an actual child so excited about something that they say the same thing like 20 times.

    • @KingCornWallis
      @KingCornWallis 5 месяцев назад +48

      Just wanted to say how much joy this video has brought me. Lost all hope in most YTP's these days, but I've watched this like 20 times. Also really been reflecting why Sonic crapping in the forcefield would cause Eggman to hate God and really got me wondering: What DOES happen when you crap in a forcefield? When the forcefield disappears, does the poop just fall to the floor, or is it launched in all directions? If air can permeate the forcefield walls (Not a lot of air in there), that would mean the smell is getting out too? Who knew the deeper questions were being asked in this video...

    • @ShinMajin
      @ShinMajin 5 месяцев назад +28

      I dislike toilet humor, but Robotnik's enthusiasm makes that my favorite part.

    • @RotaryPoweredRX
      @RotaryPoweredRX 5 месяцев назад

      Active the hedgehog dick gripper! ​@@ShinMajin

    • @mihaelkYeah
      @mihaelkYeah 5 месяцев назад +23

      Sonic crrrapped in there! C:

    • @zaldenthemaniac988
      @zaldenthemaniac988 5 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@KingCornWallis Well Robotnik does say he's still a lad to Krobo later on, so his childlike fixation on sonic shitting the forcefield makes sense.
      Right after Robotnik says he hates God notice how he has the forcefield covered by a tarp. I'd like to think he covered it in a vain attempt to stop the smell as he dragged sonic back to his base.
      Also, don't forget that sonic very clearly has the ability to un-shit himself at the mere thought of mechanical stimulation, preventing any mess from actually occuring.
      However if we're going down this line of thinking, I think there's something that you're not thinking of here when it comes to poop on a forcefield. Since a forcefield is theoretically made of nothing but energy, and poop is mostly water and some solids, I can imagine putting anything remotely wet or liquid-y on an energy based forcefield would go one of two ways: One, the poop would absorb energy from the forcefield slowly but constantly, the water heating up and eventually boiling away, leaving nothing but water-less solids behind after a while.
      Two, the water in the poop absorbs a staggering amount of energy very quickly, vaporizing instantly and causing a sizable steam explosion.

  • @flmalegre
    @flmalegre 6 месяцев назад +1336

    "Fuck Steven Universe!"
    -Dr. Ivo Robotnik

    • @kippykippowpow9999
      @kippykippowpow9999 6 месяцев назад +31

      seeing robotnik get pegged after hearing him say that feels like real modern change he has been experiencing all these years. enough proper judgement and knowledge to moderately assess a medium before throwing ass out for his queen ☠️
      he’s the most brilliant mind of our time

    • @Matsonius
      @Matsonius 6 месяцев назад +21

      spitting royal fax the doctor is

    • @kippykippowpow9999
      @kippykippowpow9999 6 месяцев назад +21

      @@Matsonius can’t express the “proper” in proper judgement enough. he saw the first episode and concluded that steven was a bitch, probably
      despite that it’s his least favorite show his son watches, he still loves his son tails very much and only tells him to mute the TV during the parts where steven talks or ukeleles are being strummed

    • @Skornish
      @Skornish 6 месяцев назад +6

      That bit killed me.

    • @maxkennedy7430
      @maxkennedy7430 6 месяцев назад +29

      Based Robotnik.

  • @Leminur
    @Leminur 6 месяцев назад +384

    "Sonic CRAPPED in there" was one of the most beautiful sentence mixings I have ever seen

    • @STOOPIDDUMBY
      @STOOPIDDUMBY 5 месяцев назад +1

      It's amazing how he can't seem to wait to tell everyone how Sonic crapped in the forcefield.

    • @ZoruaMaster
      @ZoruaMaster 5 месяцев назад +31

      Then he had to repeat himself about four times to emphasize how big of a deal it was that Sonic CRAPPED in the forcefield

    • @shlemekian
      @shlemekian 5 месяцев назад +11

      he even rolled his fucking r

    • @ShinMajin
      @ShinMajin 5 месяцев назад +5

      ​@ZoruaMaster I love how smug he is about it.

    • @DocJamesH
      @DocJamesH 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@ShinMajin Small dogs are ridiculous about crapping where they aren't supposed to.

  • @JacksonSTUFF777
    @JacksonSTUFF777 6 месяцев назад +943

    Younger me circa 2012 wouldn't believe you if he were told Krobo would make a Captain Rescue YTP 12 years later involving an Adult Swim show that psychicpebbles made.

    • @deaconthethird3218
      @deaconthethird3218 5 месяцев назад +38

      Much like an early 2000's mockumentary, "The Future Is Wild".

  • @theflyinglatinoman6106
    @theflyinglatinoman6106 6 месяцев назад +173

    2:06 the little bop on the head followed by the inhuman cries of pain convey so much emotion from both parties

  • @Creus_
    @Creus_ 6 месяцев назад +892

    the sentence mixing on this was amazing, i almost thought soulja boy was real for a second

    • @lumburgapalooza
      @lumburgapalooza 5 месяцев назад +31

      Don't worry, Soulja Boi isn't real. He can't hurt you.

  • @genemelendez368
    @genemelendez368 5 месяцев назад +171

    2:56 the idea that Sonic got so scared that he sucked the crap back in his body is hilarious

  • @MarshalHopalop
    @MarshalHopalop 6 месяцев назад +627

    3:55 You have no idea how funny I found that "Shut up." The breaking inflection, the pure, tortured exasperation of a man forced to live with two robotic idiots for his entire life, the unbroken goose step. Poetry.

    • @enjoixander
      @enjoixander 6 месяцев назад +11

      You’ve deconstructed that bit perfectly.
      😂😂😂

    • @releasethekraken5039
      @releasethekraken5039 6 месяцев назад +22

      Not to mention the double SuS. Instant classic

    • @Skornish
      @Skornish 6 месяцев назад +33

      SHAT AUHHP

    • @My600lbStrife
      @My600lbStrife 5 месяцев назад +13

      You have no idea how funny I found this comment

    • @dabluepittoo-aqua4213
      @dabluepittoo-aqua4213 5 месяцев назад +2

      It's oddly satisfying

  • @BB8B8
    @BB8B8 5 месяцев назад +140

    "Sonic, you hurt his feelings!"
    "SHIT."
    Sometimes the simple exchangess like this are what really get me

  • @GalbertArt
    @GalbertArt 6 месяцев назад +231

    Love the inclusion of an unedited episode of Judge Judy

    • @kaiyote7924
      @kaiyote7924 4 дня назад

      I can't believe someone got sued by a horse

  • @Badderpillar
    @Badderpillar 5 месяцев назад +442

    6:40 Robotnik getting pegged in midair because he's a feminist. Finally someone gets his character right

    • @nunyabusiness2785
      @nunyabusiness2785 5 месяцев назад +17

      I mean we’ve all been there

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 5 месяцев назад +10

      Continuation of a timoteilsd ytp, I think

    • @vedji1857
      @vedji1857 4 месяца назад +4

      I still have no idea why they included that fact in the manual book lmao

    • @Badderpillar
      @Badderpillar 4 месяца назад +3

      @@vedji1857 Larry Butz enjoyer spotted

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 4 месяца назад +11

      @@vedji1857 because it's damn important

  • @SpamNapkin
    @SpamNapkin 6 месяцев назад +313

    I had a pet hedgehog as a kid and we used to let her run around in a hamster ball but we had to stop cause she kept pooping in it so 2:21 is a very familiar image to me

    • @JamieSwitzer
      @JamieSwitzer 6 месяцев назад +7

      SpamNapkin, loved your "erne n bart2302wejdcx" video, me & my friend would always link each other it & laugh. (ps: zacharywolf is a douche.)

    • @MiyukiNakira
      @MiyukiNakira 5 месяцев назад +3

      Oh, wow!

    • @zacharywolf5666
      @zacharywolf5666 4 месяца назад +2

      @@JamieSwitzer Are you a real human?

    • @JamieSwitzer
      @JamieSwitzer 3 месяца назад +1

      @@zacharywolf5666 yes I am, and that's a real video, look it up.

    • @JamieSwitzer
      @JamieSwitzer 3 месяца назад +1

      @@zacharywolf5666 yes I am, and so is the video I was referring to.

  • @chimpmaster
    @chimpmaster 4 месяца назад +80

    I hope the "I'm not funny anymore" bit is a joke because this poop is a masterpiece. Definitely gonna be rewatching this one every once in a while

  • @OfficiallyRattled-lm2dg
    @OfficiallyRattled-lm2dg 6 месяцев назад +321

    1:21
    The fact that this video was posted near Easter makes is joke even funnier

  • @Otterino
    @Otterino 5 месяцев назад +71

    7:24 I wouldn't say "Saved", more like, "Under chew management."

    • @dannytallman3022
      @dannytallman3022 5 месяцев назад +1

      Interesting fact: The "Tails' New Home" episode in this old show had a really similar plot in Stuart Little (1999). Did you know that?

  • @OminousBagel
    @OminousBagel 6 месяцев назад +257

    When Doublemint Gum came back the world just felt right again.

  • @xXdarkryXx
    @xXdarkryXx 6 месяцев назад +138

    0:26 I was high when I watched this for the first time. The way Robotnik just aggressively says "You dumb bitches! You stupid fucking bitches!" killed me the most out of all of this. The way he sounded so aggressive was so fucking funny

  • @robcoopz2444
    @robcoopz2444 6 месяцев назад +305

    “Older people can be very old, and they often die.”
    -Captain Theodore James Rescue. 2024

  • @Digital_Butterfly
    @Digital_Butterfly 5 месяцев назад +88

    The cereal joke is amazing but the entire "sonic crapped in the forcefield" bit had me actually dying

  • @Enigmaddic
    @Enigmaddic 6 месяцев назад +258

    Krobo you haven't lost your touch this is incredible

  • @AdudenamedKemp
    @AdudenamedKemp 5 месяцев назад +132

    2:13 Krobo put in a custom mouth shape for Sonic to say "shit." I just wanted to recognize the effort.

    • @shyestguy2577
      @shyestguy2577 5 месяцев назад +26

      At 3:23 Scratch's mouth also looks edited

  • @FogHazard
    @FogHazard 6 месяцев назад +145

    You still got it Krobo! And if nothing else, there's still Judge Judy.

  • @ElJefeRules
    @ElJefeRules 5 месяцев назад +57

    1:10 Captain Rescue thanks Robotnik for insulting him and then kills Sonic for complimenting him.

    • @netziguess3507
      @netziguess3507 2 месяца назад +4

      i just love how happily and naturally he says "fuck you sonic :)"

  • @DaThings
    @DaThings 6 месяцев назад +566

    So happy to be once again visited by Crapped-in Rescuehueuhueuhueuhue

    • @Dipstikk
      @Dipstikk 5 месяцев назад +28

      You are an inspiration to us all, DaThings

    • @CaptainBlackBread
      @CaptainBlackBread 5 месяцев назад +19

      I love how tight knit this community can be.

    • @Murillable
      @Murillable 5 месяцев назад +14

      so why'd you troon out?

    • @Dipstikk
      @Dipstikk 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Murillable You're obsessed with lgbtq people

    • @DeadHandtheSurvivor
      @DeadHandtheSurvivor 5 месяцев назад +36

      ​@@MurillableBecause people can change their gender if they want to, cool right?

  • @c02c02
    @c02c02 6 месяцев назад +92

    hyperventilating laughing at 6:34. the achy vegas pro monophonic timestretched "r o c k e t." got to me

  • @BaronOfZLand
    @BaronOfZLand 6 месяцев назад +262

    "I'm 75 going on 77."
    Relatable.

    • @davoise
      @davoise 6 месяцев назад +7

      I was having flashbacks to the Teeter Hangups guy from Friendship is Gic.

    • @OddOneOut665
      @OddOneOut665 5 месяцев назад +7

      She says that as she's transforming into a Horse herself. XDXDXD

  • @napalmkitty6686
    @napalmkitty6686 6 месяцев назад +86

    "I'm just an over the hill ytper now" No fucking way krobo thanks for returning

  • @gonzoGnostalgic
    @gonzoGnostalgic 6 месяцев назад +290

    Good moral on this one. Sometimes, when you're in a rut, it's good to just step away and do something you know you enjoy, like watch Judge Judith Sheindlin lay down the law in her courtroom with her gloves-off Brooklyn attitude and no-nonsense, street-smart approach to arbitration.
    Captain Rescue is a fucking galactic menace, though. This world seems terrifying to live in.

    • @DanielWeitzman-m6s
      @DanielWeitzman-m6s 6 месяцев назад +49

      Wait, I thought the moral was that old people can be very old and often die

    • @gonzoGnostalgic
      @gonzoGnostalgic 6 месяцев назад +36

      @@DanielWeitzman-m6s They're not mutually-exclusive morals

    • @Irrelevant402
      @Irrelevant402 6 месяцев назад

      Oh I thought it was kill terrorists.

  • @andrewholmes3116
    @andrewholmes3116 5 месяцев назад +75

    2:47 is a pure YTP masterclass in 20 seconds

  • @majorghoul9017
    @majorghoul9017 6 месяцев назад +118

    "Sonic's going to hell" shouldn't have got me the way it did

  • @mr.gameandwatchfan4243
    @mr.gameandwatchfan4243 5 месяцев назад +47

    4:00 That felt like a personal blow to me and I love it LOL

    • @extraonions
      @extraonions Месяц назад +3

      "Fuck steven universe"
      * refuse to elaborate *

  • @tickleson8661
    @tickleson8661 6 месяцев назад +88

    I love that you added the Smiling Friends smile jingle at 6:13, you put so much detail into this poop.

  • @DevilBoy-ww9ud
    @DevilBoy-ww9ud 6 месяцев назад +65

    Krobo, you're truly one of a kind. I don't know what it is about your YTPs, they just have this distinct, David Lynch-like dream logic to them that makes your nideos unlike anyhing else. Never think that you're not funny; your sentence mixing, especially here, is top-notch, and you always get a laugh out of me.
    Keep up the good work, and can't wait to see Fesh Pince 3 Part 2!

    • @KroboPro
      @KroboPro  6 месяцев назад +23

      Thanks so much! Hope to keep you laughing for many more years!

  • @SmokeTheHorsehog
    @SmokeTheHorsehog 6 месяцев назад +329

    A perfect commentary on the state of not only you as an artist, but RUclips Poop as a whole. RUclips Poop just isn't what it used to be, and yet at the same time, it can still be what it used to be. And what better way to show that than by doing a sequel to Captain Rescue?

    • @nthedecent7717
      @nthedecent7717 6 месяцев назад

      Good critique, but you have to admit it was a pretty kewl ahrection.

    • @gnbman
      @gnbman 6 месяцев назад +25

      RUclips Poop gets better and better. Have you seen the recent stuff from CaptPan, Numberer1, and Pthooie?

    • @SmokeTheHorsehog
      @SmokeTheHorsehog 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@gnbman I am actively subbed to CaptPan and Pthooie's content.
      Also, fancy meeting you here, gnbman,

    • @gnbman
      @gnbman 6 месяцев назад

      @@SmokeTheHorsehog Noice

    • @mastercabbage
      @mastercabbage 6 месяцев назад +7

      Krobo is still my top 3. Right next to CS188. They have been holding this torch the longest and kept it the brightest.

  • @Mattteus
    @Mattteus Месяц назад +6

    “When did your atheist beliefs begin?”
    “I think it was when Sonic crapped in the force field”

  • @Rhedditor
    @Rhedditor 6 месяцев назад +40

    Oh my god. When Sonic uncrapped himself in the forcefield out of fear of the dick gripper, I knew this was something special.

  • @moarmosspatoproductions1475
    @moarmosspatoproductions1475 6 месяцев назад +453

    "Look, Sonic! There's a trap!"
    *(Sonic immediately rushes to the trap)*

    • @miserirken
      @miserirken 6 месяцев назад

      he likes traps, he hangs out with Tails after all...

    • @Actiondanny
      @Actiondanny 6 месяцев назад +41

      *(then shits in it)*

    • @kitthekat04
      @kitthekat04 5 месяцев назад

      Tsk tsk. You crapped in the force field! *YOU NASTY ASS BITCH*

    • @plushifoxed
      @plushifoxed 5 месяцев назад +27

      @@Actiondannytsk! tsk! sonic crapped in the force field!

    • @FrogInShorts
      @FrogInShorts 4 месяца назад +9

      @@plushifoxed He crapped in there!

  • @jeffjefferson2853
    @jeffjefferson2853 6 месяцев назад +46

    Dude. You're ytps are a million times funnier than anyone else's right now, and you're just as funny as you've always been. I was one of those wee little lads who watched your poops in the classic era. You are a living legend of the Golden Age. The modern, low-effort Pixar/Disney poops got nothing on yours. Never stop, king

    • @Game_Hero
      @Game_Hero 5 месяцев назад +2

      iteachvader : *goes into a corner crying*

  • @Iinneus
    @Iinneus 6 месяцев назад +181

    YOOOO "OLDER PEOPLE CAN BE VERY OLD AND THEY OFTEN DIE"
    you really were my favorite when i was a lad

  • @joelsgp
    @joelsgp 6 месяцев назад +44

    02:00 when you block someone on grindr

  • @joesphstylin6532
    @joesphstylin6532 6 месяцев назад +86

    That doublemint gum ad re-awakened YTP memories I thought I had forgotten.

  • @quantemwensday
    @quantemwensday 5 месяцев назад +41

    how it feels to chew doublemint gum
    2:57

  • @IIIIIVEERATIIIII
    @IIIIIVEERATIIIII 6 месяцев назад +32

    This was really funny, so I'm not giving you any money.

  • @farcryfromhere
    @farcryfromhere 6 месяцев назад +50

    tails becoming popcorn as a response at 4:06 both scared the fuck out of me and made me wheeze in laughter

  • @rogueyoshi
    @rogueyoshi 5 месяцев назад +44

    5:39 man your usage of sonic/mario sfx is too hilarious

  • @Jessafur
    @Jessafur 6 месяцев назад +74

    "surrender, or taste my boomerection"
    I haven't laughed that hard in a while, damn

  • @GuyDude-hk8uy
    @GuyDude-hk8uy 4 месяца назад +31

    3:35
    SPEETS is no PINGAS, but it's still a classic.

  • @skakirask
    @skakirask 6 месяцев назад +50

    I will never not love when YTPers make the characters say “RUclips Poop”

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 4 месяца назад +2

      Same
      I did that in my first proper Problem Solverz YTP and it was very satisfying to edit out, especially since that part of the source didn't have any sounds or music during that part so it was even more clean

  • @Nov-5062
    @Nov-5062 5 месяцев назад +21

    4:39 is that implying that Krobo is married?

  • @SlugJesters
    @SlugJesters 6 месяцев назад +118

    6:40 Finally, a YTP where some gets pegged.

    • @robotnikcentric64
      @robotnikcentric64 5 месяцев назад +1

      Are we gonna ignore that it's KATELLA doing Eggman like that? *She likes some egg ass I guess* 😂🤣

    • @JunKazamaFan
      @JunKazamaFan 5 месяцев назад +9

      God, I wish that were me.

    • @robotnikcentric64
      @robotnikcentric64 5 месяцев назад +10

      Are we gonna ignore that it's the intergalactic huntress KATELLA, of all people, doing Eggman like that? *I guess she likes egg cake that much.* 😹

    • @saliva6649
      @saliva6649 5 месяцев назад +9

      Funny you mentioned pegging, reminded me of a KoTH YTP named Peggin' Peggy. Don't know if it's still around or not. It is.

    • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
      @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 5 месяцев назад +5

      Hell yeah, Peg City, baby!

  • @_V.Va_
    @_V.Va_ 4 месяца назад +20

    This face is genuinely adorable. 6:17

  • @superyerfdog
    @superyerfdog 6 месяцев назад +57

    3:10 Actually started smiling. My brain is irreparably damaged

  • @egg2520
    @egg2520 6 месяцев назад +76

    Sentence mixing will always by funnier and more charming than an AI voice

    • @Yohoat
      @Yohoat 6 месяцев назад +3

      What about AI sentence mixing? 🤔

    • @digplayz5740
      @digplayz5740 6 месяцев назад +1

      imo that's fine

    • @KennyYTP07
      @KennyYTP07 6 месяцев назад +4

      Bruh, everybody just straight up using AI Voice Synthesizers just to fool us. Even TTS Voice has been used done to death already.

  • @r0adkillt
    @r0adkillt 5 месяцев назад +54

    4:17 you were actually my favorite when i was a kid, steven jewniverse was my all time favorite

  • @Chipposter
    @Chipposter 6 месяцев назад +51

    I've not laughed so hard in such a long time - you always manage to scratch that itch with your vids.

    • @Iinneus
      @Iinneus 6 месяцев назад +14

      PERMANENTLY

  • @jiffnjelly1
    @jiffnjelly1 6 месяцев назад +14

    Someone send this to Zach Hadel immediately.

  • @Poxell91
    @Poxell91 5 месяцев назад +26

    YEARS of watching YTP's and I'm shocked no one ever thought to do the gag at 8:19 before you. I didn't expect that at ALL. 🤣🤣

  • @ProjectSNT
    @ProjectSNT 6 месяцев назад +27

    You don't know how happy I am to see the Doublemint commercial make an appearance in your stuff again. It's so nostalgic to me!

  • @Arexsis
    @Arexsis 5 месяцев назад +38

    8:35 just realized this is an ancient krobo self reference from 'Uncle Phil Yiffs in Heaven'

    • @ThatOneMan830
      @ThatOneMan830 26 дней назад

      Holy shit you’re right you just blew my mind

  • @november9k
    @november9k 5 месяцев назад +4

    This is genuinely amazing, I rlly hope you bring back Steven Jewniverse. I almost pissed myself at 3:55

  • @AfroRyan
    @AfroRyan 6 месяцев назад +56

    It was worth the 9 yearials between Krobo Sonic content and this new entry. Thanks for the nideo, Krobo!

    • @AfroRyan
      @AfroRyan 6 месяцев назад +3

      I'm very happy Captain Rescueahueahueahueahue I mean Krobo hearted my comment. It brought a smile to my face; he's a regular Smiling Friend.

    • @theharvardyard2356
      @theharvardyard2356 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@AfroRyanI wouldn't smile if I were you

    • @theharvardyard2356
      @theharvardyard2356 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@AfroRyanbecause I'm going to poop in ya mother

  • @FunnyStarRunner
    @FunnyStarRunner 6 месяцев назад +27

    I can't get over Captain Rescue's angry vibrato cry at 1:03. There's just so much to love from this nideo, like the return of Doublemint Gum.

  • @aspirtration
    @aspirtration 6 месяцев назад +183

    Over-the-hill YTPer or not, seeing our old Double Mint friend continue to scratch that particular itch all these years helps me still feel like a lad!

  • @TwoCupsOfVegetableOil
    @TwoCupsOfVegetableOil 6 месяцев назад +41

    There's something poetic about you posting a video where Sonic gets crucified on Easter Sunday.

  • @tank1319
    @tank1319 6 месяцев назад +43

    Still happy that you have time to make nideos for us RUclips watchers. Never stop chewing that double mint gum.

  • @_V.Va_
    @_V.Va_ 4 месяца назад +5

    0:16 2:04 3:13
    Got good mileage out of this reaction.

  • @youngkappakhan
    @youngkappakhan 6 месяцев назад +28

    4:47 a preview of what's to come perhaps?

    • @AhmedMalaki
      @AhmedMalaki 4 месяца назад

      Would you make me a sandwich?

  • @bm_burger
    @bm_burger 4 месяца назад +14

    Pim and Charlie technically succeed at their goal but everything else is a huge disaster, this is 100% a smiling friends episode

  • @N4psack
    @N4psack 6 месяцев назад +53

    MerCarlton trying to get a merwich was pretty funny tbh

  • @50percentGrey
    @50percentGrey 6 месяцев назад +25

    3:47 What the heck is a "Yeareal"? The Urban Dictionary ought to come up with a definition for that real soon.

  • @raretype7451
    @raretype7451 6 месяцев назад +18

    7:10 I haven't laughed at anything this hard in months

  • @bigtastyben5119
    @bigtastyben5119 5 месяцев назад +10

    Straight outta 08

  • @ApocalypseMoose
    @ApocalypseMoose 5 месяцев назад +26

    This is the weirdest examination into one's self I've ever seen, but I'm all for it.

  • @vedji1857
    @vedji1857 4 месяца назад +6

    “Fuck Steven Universe”
    I take it Robotnik didn’t like Krobo’s Steven RUclips poops

  • @user-qq9xu9le5u
    @user-qq9xu9le5u 4 месяца назад +5

    I need to tell you something.
    Please listen, and try not to panic.
    You've been collecting cereals for... quite some time.
    Yes, yes, I know. You would like to know how long...
    I'm afraid it's been
    nine yeareals.

  • @bowserjr476
    @bowserjr476 5 месяцев назад +9

    somehow "fuck Steven universe' was hilariously outta nowhere for me

  • @airbornedrunkard893
    @airbornedrunkard893 4 месяца назад +14

    “I’m 75 going on 77” killed me way harder than it should have, great work as always krobo

  • @Vercuric
    @Vercuric 4 месяца назад +6

    Great job! Fantastic job! Doublemint job!

  • @bosshog402
    @bosshog402 5 месяцев назад +12

    Brother, you still ARE the king of RUclips Poop.
    This was unironically some of your best work, my tastes in YTshit have refined and hardened over the years, and yet, Sonic crapping in the forcefield has left a beautiful patina on my tastebuds...well done.

  • @AlexMagpie-xx9ko
    @AlexMagpie-xx9ko 5 месяцев назад +7

    I demand "Scratch my ass" music video