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7:39 "Did he not feel pa-a-a-a-ain when he was hu-u-u-u-urt? I mean―Ι mean―Ι mean―Ι mean did he not shit? Did he not driwge? He was only human but yes, he was chicken and waffles" Masterful, this video is one of the classics
To me, the most amazing thing about Fesh Pince is that, by being just on the edge of comprehensible, it manages to feel like both: -An abstract collection of quick and disorienting ytp edits And -A complete episode of fresh prince
I've figured this out about a lot of good ytp's as well. In the best ones you can always tell the plot of the episode it's taken from but you're too busy laughing to care too much about the original episode.
8:02 is my pick for most underrated moment, this man's clapping routine goes so hard that he completely steals the spotlight from Will and they're forced to end the episode
@@CommenterMr922 I personally took it as his father saying that Carlton was so unique and in a league of his own as a person, not just as his son, that trying to describe him with conventional terms was impossible. Like he was a rare, precious metal or a star that will never be matched or recreated by anyone. But considering that's not very funny, and this is a comedy vid, your interpretation seems more likely.
Fesh Pince 3 dropping TEN (COUNT THEM 10) YEARS LATER and still holding up to the standards Krobo set in place a decade ago go to show Krobo literally is the GOAT of YTPs be it the classic era, the dry era, or the current era. Krobo shifts the landscape, and I hope that never changes.
@@Rammy_LatinIm not a ytp historian but i assume the dry era was during the period where spadinner jokes were incredibly overused and people were starting to get tired
I'd like to welcome you all to the memorial for: Carlton. Saying a few words on the behalf of the departed will be, Philip. What can you say about Carlton? He was Carlton.
17:13 will always be the funniest part to me. It's the culmination of the running sandwich joke. The utter betrayal Carlton experiences after Geoffrey finally agrees to make him a sandwich is hilariously beautiful.
But it goes further again! For Will, turning down Carlton's requests to be made a sandwich becomes such an automatic response that the _first thing Will does_ after introducing Carlton to the diners in the restaurant is to then reflexively turn to him and tell him, "noᵒ _ᵒ_ ᵒ _ᵒ_ ".
My favorite moment is probably 14:41 because Hilary just guessed the question and when asked about it she just vanishes and the audience laughs about it lol
One particular parallel universe out of an infinite number of them, yes. With every thought you could possibly have, there is already a parallel universe where that thought is the truth. So this is no exception...
12:01 The transitional shot switching to a slightly weirder copy of the same scene always makes me crack up, I don't know if it's because of the music or because of the raw silliness of it, it's like an alternate reality lmao
4:48 The way that Uncle PhUncle just sits in contemplation as encouragement from different people in his life, even Judge Robertson himself, to kick Judge Robertson's butt rings in his mind is actually pretty cool storytelling
This was foreshadowing the 2022 Oscars, when Will Smith would slap Chris Rock and then receive applause from the audience after delivering his acceptance speech for Best Actor,
I've seen this video so many times in these past 6 years and that will always be my favorite part. I remember just quoting that and my friend would start clapping.. Good times.
This youtube poop is a damn masterpiece. Wouldn't be surprised if they had this running in a museum in the distant future cataloging the evolution of humor through the early stages of the Internet age
4:44 is my favourite part in all of this. The absolute gibberish he speaks and the sudden split to his shit-eating grin never fails to make me laugh every time.
The most amazing thing is that this is made with almost no external media. Most YTP rely on other clips and sound bytes to sell the jokes, but this one is almost entirely isolated. It really is able to stand on it’s own in that way.
something about 9:42 has always makes me laugh no matter how many times i see it. geoffrey answers the phone and just as he takes a breath he transforms into uncle phil who can reply only in weird noises. i feel like the beauty of this scene is underrated, similarly to when hilary disappears from the couch lol
3:24 "Banks wants to empty the banks, fill our streets with banks and run a bank-making operation out of his banks" Sounds like some kind of infinite-money exploit in a SimCity game.
This is genuinely one of the greatest pieces of modern media ever made. It’s almost a decade old and yet it hits every beat perfectly every time without fail, and is so timeless that you can watch it over and over again without ever losing its quality.
bro i am literally crying at the part around 3:20 lmfao "PHILIP BANKS WANTS TO EMPTY THE BANKS AND FILL OUR STREETS WITH BANKS.. AND RUN A BANK MAKING OPERATION OUT OF HIS BANKS... "but dad aren't some of those banks?"
7:20 "At this time, I'd like to invite someone with an especially warm memory of Carlton and come up here and share it with us." _A woman rises up, takes her time moving up to the stand, and lowers the mic, breathing in apprehension_ "... *S E X* "
12:10 Thank you, Uncle. I shall never forget your timeless lesson. Henceforth, every romantic relationship must be based on a solid foundation of NEVEVEVEVEVEEEEEVEVVVV, or it just won't work for me.
1:23 always cracks me up. I quote the "Look at those funny little markings underneath the pictures." very often, I'm mainly timestamping it so I won't lose track of it
I have come to a conclusion that this entire time, when Carlton was asking everyone around him "Will you make me a sandwich?" He was not asking to be made a sandwich, but be made INTO a sandwich. Towards the end of the video, Geoffrey angrily puts Carlton a headlock, while Will hits him repeatedly. Carlton feels he is in no position to fight back, only to struggle while anticipating death from such injuries. During this anticipation, we are shown a brief scene with Carlton depicted as a sandwich with arms. This is a visual representation of what Carlton was thinking while he was in the headlock. He was reflecting on what could've been, but never was. Further supporting the claim that Carlton wants to be made into a sandwich is about 15 and a half minutes into the video, when he asks Uncle Phil to make him a sandwich. Uncle Phil states that he already has, but he has misinterpreted Carlton's request. Instead of being made into a sandwich, he is given a sandwich to eat, which is why we don't see Carlton's joy and satisfaction. In fact, not only is he dissatisfied, but he physically rejects the sandwich when his father's not looking. (That or the sandwich just flew out of his hand. And even if it did, Carlton wouldn't have cared, because he is seen ignoring it and just just turning the page in his book.) Of course, in the end, Carlton survives Geoffrey's attack, allowing him to live to see another day. Despite that, he will never get what he truly wanted: To be made into a sandwich...
For my assessments I have to write an essay in 40 minutes, so what I do is load up this video and play it twice, I use the gambling scene as an indication that I need to hurry up. Thank you mr KroboProductions for this beneficial video.
19:09 "Say, miss, check it out, look, um... MEBJDSFHASDKFAWKYUFHWFAEKURYGBLBWFIUOEWFBHJWVFKFBRFJ" "...what?" I love how genuinely confused she sounds about a fellow patron walking up to her and spouting pure gibberish.
Quick story. I'd like to thank you for creating this video - that I watched with my (then) 6~7 year old son, both of us hysterical laughing in his room, leading us to quoting lines to eachother for months (and we still do all these years later). You helped create a bonding experience between him and I. Now that I'm no longer with him all the time (divorced), this video is something special to me, not only for its comedic value, but for it's emotional trigger that gives me that little nudge of hope to keep going for my son's sake. Thank you.
I wonder if Dikekike knows how many people he's changed forever with this masterpiece. I watch it like every week because it never gets old, even though my wife is sick of me playing it over and over again on the car audio when we're driving to a job.
@@heroinmom153 I'm not exaggerating when I say that your replies made me laugh the hardest I have in months. I was initially going to reply to OP's post because it was just so heartfelt, but the juxtaposition between your sincere reply and the sheer nonsense words from my favorite video from my childhood just made me laugh so hard that I almost cried and I haven't done that in years. And the fact that the second reply was unprompted and came out of nowhere... thank you. That was amazing and I needed that. I had such a fun time watching this video again and taking a trip down memory lane. I honestly hope that you, OP, Dikekike, and everyone else enjoying this masterpiece have a great life
An underrated but essential part of why this poop is a masterpiece is the way that the incredibly quotable lines are bridged with some incredible nonsense sounds. The way that some random laughs from the audience, sighs or grunts are repeated or pitch shifted just adds to the utter chaos of the whole thing in the best way
It’s the quickly-repeated pitch shifted nonsense followed by a laugh track combo that makes it hilarious. There’s an older Dikekike video like that where Carlton says “untz untz”
Perhaps one of the greatest YTPs of all time. It was waaay ahead of its time. It has elements of YTPs from 2014-Present day; the sentence mixing, visual editing, and over all fast and snappy scenes, all of that minus the ear shattering ear-rape commands the utmost praise.
What are you talking about!? 2011 was one of the greatest year of ytp:s! 2014 was where it started to go downhill! But oh well! That, of course, doesn´t change the fact that this is one of the greatest YTP:s of all time!
This is real classic YTP humour but really slick edited for its time. That was the best time for YTP I think, a surprise round every corner, before ‘meme’ humour took over social media and it lost the touch. Still some great underdog YTPs out there made in more recent years though
12:10 I feel like this transition doesn't get the attention it deserves 17:30 I realized just now that sandwich-Carlton gets teary eyes before going off-screen
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BRING HIM BACK!
Welcome back king.
HE LIVES
YOURE ALIVE
yay!
Almost ten years later, and this Poop is still better than having a leg in one hand and a brerb in the other.
I think we’re past 10 years now. This is a reupload.
I always watch this video lest I get too giddy from rubbing my cock
Poops were never funny
Honestly? RUclips poops dont make me laugh too easily, but the first time i saw this, i was cry-laughing for reasons i couldn’t fully explain.
@@real1mem3smentally ill with terrible opinions? Checks out
11:26 Underrated joke lmao. Carlton calls Will a chicken and Will says “aint nobody call me a cow!”
the disproportionate laughter in response to "A Pizza Hut in the garage?" might be the funniest joke ever.
I mean, this is a classic YTP. Of course it's brilliant.
18:12
*DAH HA HA* _HA HA ha_ ha
I don't know, I really liked Carlton's "HellOH", in which the o was replaced with Geoffrey's strong "NO". Great, yet fairly subtle stuff.
Tunkkis damn, who know 2 people are watch fresh prince one minute apart
fesh pince*
7:39 "Did he not feel pa-a-a-a-ain when he was hu-u-u-u-urt? I mean―Ι mean―Ι mean―Ι mean did he not shit? Did he not driwge? He was only human but yes, he was chicken and waffles" Masterful, this video is one of the classics
and who are you?
@@dicedmeat7857 I’m the dude!
"And I fail to believe that the world can profit from a man's diCK!"
*clapping* *studio audience cheer* *credits roll* *credits music plays* *carlton running up and down the stairs* "What's a woman woman?"
Did he not Shit?
To me, the most amazing thing about Fesh Pince is that, by being just on the edge of comprehensible, it manages to feel like both:
-An abstract collection of quick and disorienting ytp edits
And
-A complete episode of fresh prince
It's timeless
Best YTPs are on edge of comprehebility.
@@arciks11YTPs of edge are on comprehensibility best.
I've figured this out about a lot of good ytp's as well. In the best ones you can always tell the plot of the episode it's taken from but you're too busy laughing to care too much about the original episode.
@@therealking6202having stronk
I love how the line "I'm a black man with a short black man" still actually works
That's Vivian's first short story
BlablblblblablblblBLACK MAN WITH A SHORT FUUF
@@BallDGull wow, her first short story and her first short story in the same room
@@vagineer7428 *shakes head no rapidly*
@@BallDGull Well if it is then you read it, read it and you read it. I want you to read it
Literally every line in this is quotable.
Would you make me a sandwich?
@@salvinorindoge3811 I could have a leg in one hand, and a BRERB in the other!
SexyDogeMyMan YEEET NooooOoOoO
I’ve been saving that to calm my self, Incase I get too giddy from rubbing my cock
You swindled me! I was planning to use that money on POT.
The fact that the headline at 3:22 is just "Fuck Philip Banks." Has left me in hysterics.
and then Carlton tries to object but Phil turns into some kind of creepy cerberus thing and stares at him
@@dsch0Carlton honey they're all LuLz
Banks wants to empty the banks, fill out our streets with banks. And run a banks-making operation out of his banks.
But aren't some of those banks?
@@dsch0
More like a Wither situation.
2:08 “My mom got scared and said ᵇᶦᵇᵇᶦˡʸ ᵇᵒᵒᵇˡʸ”
LMAO XD
😅 **reads it**
🤣 **watches it**
☠️ **dreams it**
Losing every time
himmimovnih
*wimmlewooma* is what I heard
8:02 is my pick for most underrated moment, this man's clapping routine goes so hard that he completely steals the spotlight from Will and they're forced to end the episode
screw you i am gonna go play minecraft
his clapping was so powerful it changed the credit sequence to mlp's
chicken and winnigish
You truly do find something new to appreciate with every rewatch
Ey lazy purple is fresh prince of bel air fan
"What can ya say about Carlton? He was Carlton." Something weirdly heartbreaking about that sentiment.
Hey, would you make me a sandwich?
No
Carlton, are you by any chance Carlton?
This is my mother, Carlton.
*_No!_*
@@CommenterMr922 I personally took it as his father saying that Carlton was so unique and in a league of his own as a person, not just as his son, that trying to describe him with conventional terms was impossible. Like he was a rare, precious metal or a star that will never be matched or recreated by anyone.
But considering that's not very funny, and this is a comedy vid, your interpretation seems more likely.
Fesh Pince 3 dropping TEN (COUNT THEM 10) YEARS LATER and still holding up to the standards Krobo set in place a decade ago go to show Krobo literally is the GOAT of YTPs be it the classic era, the dry era, or the current era. Krobo shifts the landscape, and I hope that never changes.
What is the dry era exactly?
@@hunterh4064 facts that's what I wanna know too
@@Rammy_LatinIm not a ytp historian but i assume the dry era was during the period where spadinner jokes were incredibly overused and people were starting to get tired
*"Yeah, 'Carlton Banks'. That's B-ᗺ-A-ᗺ-N-K-ᗺ-S. No 'E'."*
- Carlton BᗺAᗺNKᗺS, 2013
Hwelse
The phone's dead..
*Will!*
carlton man I am not a killer
I'd like to welcome you all to the memorial for: Carlton.
Saying a few words on the behalf of the departed will be, Philip.
What can you say about Carlton?
He was Carlton.
I'd like someone with a warm memory of Carlton, to come up here and share it with us
[Lady comes up]
[High pitched screech from the microphone]
Sex.
17:13 will always be the funniest part to me. It's the culmination of the running sandwich joke. The utter betrayal Carlton experiences after Geoffrey finally agrees to make him a sandwich is hilariously beautiful.
But it goes further again! For Will, turning down Carlton's requests to be made a sandwich becomes such an automatic response that the _first thing Will does_ after introducing Carlton to the diners in the restaurant is to then reflexively turn to him and tell him, "noᵒ _ᵒ_ ᵒ _ᵒ_ ".
I love the fact im not the only one who still comes back to this ytp every so often
I don't think I'll unhear Will saying "Jesus Fucking Christ" in that part.
To be fair, Uncle Phil did do it.
Sex
It truly was a tragedy
"Let me tell you boys something about women: something about women."
-Uncle Funkle, 2011.
🤣🤣🤣this was truly one of the most hilarious YTPs ever made on earth 😅
@Leonardo Di Kennedy NO.
Ilse Cortés women’s a trip uncle funkle
"Let's say you accidentally scream out *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* "
That was like a dad joke before dad jokes became popular. Dude was ahead of the curve.
My favorite moment is probably 14:41 because Hilary just guessed the question and when asked about it she just vanishes and the audience laughs about it lol
Hilary_Banks has disconnected from the server.
Every time i watch this ytp i learn something new and hilarious about it. Ive seen it like 15 times.
Genuinely my favorite moment in this entire video. I think about “the manivilization” at least four or five times a week.
And Will and Carlton are just very unsurprised about it. "Of course. Very like Hillary to blink out of a conversation"
Somewhere in the cosmos, there is a universe where this is an actual episode of the show and the normal episode is considered the YTP.
Aaron Stever not really no
We're talking about it, you're thinking about it...
One particular parallel universe out of an infinite number of them, yes. With every thought you could possibly have, there is already a parallel universe where that thought is the truth. So this is no exception...
I want to go to the alternate reality where every show is a ytp
I think there was a guy who actually did this on some local access channel at 3 AM
ʰᵉ ʷᵃˢ ᵒᶰᶫʸ ʰᵘᵐᵃᶰ ᵇᵘᵗ ʸᵉˢ ʰᵉ ʷᵃˢ ᶜʰᶦᶜᵏᵉᶰ ᵃᶰᵈ ʷᵃᶠᶠᶫᵉˢ
What can you say about Carlton?
*He was Carlton.*
"And who are you."
"I'm the Dude."
And I fail to believe that the world can profit from a man's dick
*Intense CLAPPING*
Did he not shit?
Did he not dreersh?
This video should be preserved in the Library of Congress.
Or the Congrary of Libress.
@@unlimitedrabbit or the LiiL CooC. Or the LIIIIIIIII
I mean you could nominate it in 2021 if you really want to.
@@PikminandOatchi It goes against everything I stand for
@@PikminandOatchi or yoy could noooon in 202020202020202111120 you reeeeeeeee
Chickenandwinnegish has been my go to dnd character name for the last 7 years
Lmaooooo
Do they have proficiency in dual wielding a leg in one hand and a brerb in the other?
is your character a citizen of the manivilization?
For anyone curious, the Russian text at 1:38 translates to "kitty stove bookshelf tidal wave."
More inspiring words have never been spoken
69th like
I’ve always wanted to know what that said
Bush needed to know this.
кстати, интересно, это мгс2 референс или просто набор слов?
"What can you say about Carlton... He was Carlton."
Very accurate.
2:58 Carlton, are you by any chance Carlton?
"Did he not feel PAAAAAAAIN when he was HUUUUURT?"
_He was only human, but yes he was chicken and waffles._
Gonna request that this line be used at my funeral, with my name instead of Carlton
@@IlseBelievesInPink *N O!*
14:40 Just asking "Hillary, how'd you know that?" cutting straight to her just vanishing is just comedy gold to me
Just x3 combo
12:01 The transitional shot switching to a slightly weirder copy of the same scene always makes me crack up, I don't know if it's because of the music or because of the raw silliness of it, it's like an alternate reality lmao
Imagine this being aired on TV, I would record it in a heart beat.
There was actually a guy that ran some public access thing in Seattle who contacted me for permission to use this in his show.
Dikekike/KroboProductions How did it go?
Did you give him permission?
+KroboProductions PLEASE tell us he did it and has the reactions on record....the general public NEEDS you Dikekike.
+KroboProductions I can only imagine the elderly people watching the local access channel and their heads exploding when this comes on
*I WAS MINDING MY DAMN BUSINESS EATING SOME DAMN FRUIT*
*AAAA* AAAA aaaa!
Minding my Dah deh DEEH duh deh
AND WHO ARE YOU..?
@@VelSparko
My Fruit
My Dah deh DEEH
*DAMN* Fruit
That sentence came while I was reading this
4:48 The way that Uncle PhUncle just sits in contemplation as encouragement from different people in his life, even Judge Robertson himself, to kick Judge Robertson's butt rings in his mind is actually pretty cool storytelling
Uncle PhUncle
Kick the man's BUTT
BUTT
*BUTT*
@Chic 'N' Stu eh-eh-Eh-Eh-eh eh-Eh-Eh-Eh
you swindled me.
Phillip Banks! You. Should. Kick my butt!
14:03 Geoffrey thinking he's rich because he just won $30 is the most underrated joke in this video.
30$ AND a W
Why not W?
Honestly that's something they'd do in Fresh Prince
He won 60.
MUAH MUAH MUAH MUAM 💋
The way Carlton charges up his arm, shoots, then puts his arm down all relaxed after stating "We need to ATTAC him" kills me every time
the explosion dissipating and its just Will sobbing is so fucking funny 💀💀
SHESH SHESH SHESH SHESH
***SHEKESH***
He was just minding his damn business eating some damn fruit!
this is exactly how I would act if I had invincibility and somebody threw explosive pyro beams at my face
public notice: do not use 12:33 as your ringtone if you go out in public at all ever. it's too difficult to explain to people
Dan S ROFL
Sounds like a good idea.
Lolololol
Omg😂
You mean 12:31
8:22 is a classic moment too, the charged attack is genius as well as Will's reaction to it
"We gotta attack him"
SEIS SEIS SEIS SEIS RRRRR SEIS
"I was my minding my damn business eating some damn fruit"
@@PopADoseYo I was minding my 🎵 dee-dee-deeeee-dee-dee, my dee-dee-deeeee-dee-dee, my dee-dee-deeeee-dee-dee 🎵 _cries_
@@dsch0 I'm 31 and my brothers 28. We will go back and forth quoting this masterpiece!
20:04 The transition from Will slapping his neck to the audience clapping had me DYING
It's crazy the things you miss but then someone points it out. Man this is a funny moment!
This was foreshadowing the 2022 Oscars, when Will Smith would slap Chris Rock and then receive applause from the audience after delivering his acceptance speech for Best Actor,
It's funnier when you know that in the original episode, Will slapping his neck was his impression of someone with one hand clapping
“Did he not SHIT? Did he not DREARJ?” Gets me every fucking time
"The correct answer is: NO!"
SPLELBS!
Omarn Simpson "I'M RIIIIICHHH".
"OEEEHEOEEEOIUEEEEEHHHH!"
*Geoffrey kiss Hillary*
😂😂
No.
@strawberry smith but it's not a drink
what you say we call a pizza hut *LAUGH TRACK*
WOMEN IS A TRIP UNCLE FUNCLE
Snekcharmer WHEN I LOOK IN THE MIRROR
Let me tell you something about women: something about women.
Nevavevafeva
Nevafevaveva
been coming back to this for over 10 years now something is wrong with me
FLAMINGO??
wasn’t expecting to see you here
i’m ok with this
Its the greatest youtube poop of all time along with the 2nd part.
no worries
Peak youtube poop, never gets old
6:33 I feel like this is an underappreciated scene. Just the randomness of Carlton going up to Will and going REEIIIRRRRREIRRRRR and walking away.
Carlton is a car engine confirmed
@@GroovyAsh04 I thought Will was a car engine when he started up after talking about women jumping out of his car.
Followed by "Carlton Banks. Thats B E A E N K E S... no E. Hahaha haha E E E"
@@Mr___f the phone is dead.. *Will* !!
>goes up to Will
>"REER E-E-E-E-E-E-EEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves
“It goes against everything I stand for.”
“What’s your po-po-po-po-POINT?”
What time
DJ Skullboy 5:04
7:46
"He was only human but yes, he WAS chicken and waffles"
This caught me so off guard, why am I laughing so hard
That’s technically a good statement about him.
Oh my god..he's GOD
@@jholo9922
Hallelujah!
The way his head goes up!
8:30 the audiences "awwww" bugging out for a moment always gets me
9:56: Aunt Viv: Well what was all that? Philip: Snisskerboberson Snisskerboberson SAYAYAYAY!
Nic287 “can you make me a sandwich?”
I can't wait for SMG4 to use these lines...
yes
I thought he said Snisnerbobberts and Snisnerbobberts and SAYAYAYAY
@@vedji1857 "nOh"
Look at the funny little markings under the pictures. We call them words.
Very well.
i cant read
... A
:)
9:36
For some fucking reason seeing the word BRERB in the hand kills me every damn time
Visual Pun trope. XD TVTROPES addiction.
Chicken and winigish
A BRERB in the hand is worth scratching your bush if you scratch mine, _capisce?_
it's like the author is going "yeah, I don't know what a BRERB is either"
More "family-friendly" than original pol
Geoffery's "No" cracks me up way too much
fr lol
I’m surprised no ones mentioned
“...”
“...”
“SEX.”
Crowd applause.
Clap to reverse clap.
16:35 S E X
I've seen this video so many times in these past 6 years and that will always be my favorite part. I remember just quoting that and my friend would start clapping.. Good times.
7:28 your welcome
The right after "Did he not feel paaaaiiin when he was huuuurrrrt? Did he not shift did he not DRERGE
*clap clap clap palc palc*
This youtube poop is a damn masterpiece. Wouldn't be surprised if they had this running in a museum in the distant future cataloging the evolution of humor through the early stages of the Internet age
I say we call Pizza Hut.
That's actually true no joke. This should be preserved by the library of congress
Hell*no*o
4:44 is my favourite part in all of this. The absolute gibberish he speaks and the sudden split to his shit-eating grin never fails to make me laugh every time.
Woow
"yööy! yööy! yööy! blublublublub lu-lu-lu-lub weoooew"
"Uncle phil you got to kick that mans **B U T T** "
The audience laughing makes it better in my opinion
MMRRGGPPPMMRRRMRMGMRMRMMGPPRGM
the noise geoffrey makes at 16:35 always makes me cry laugh and i have no idea why
@
a
SninS
aquik aquik
a
𝓈𝓃𝒾𝓀𝓈
*a.*
*SNIKNSZ*
You'll find Geoffrey
and YOU'LL FIND GEOFFREY
_AND YOU'LL FIND GEOFFREY_
*AND YOU'LL FIND GEOFFREY*
DigiDuncan
I don't mind the yelling, but did he have to spiiiiips?
Oo are you?
OooOooO am-a Oo am-a Oo am I?!
Jacob Perkins shirt fewuse haha
Jacob Perkins Pleez, sho zem to ze tayball.
The most amazing thing is that this is made with almost no external media. Most YTP rely on other clips and sound bytes to sell the jokes, but this one is almost entirely isolated. It really is able to stand on it’s own in that way.
It's true, but what about the ponies reference?
Nick Sommons he said ALMOST no external media
17:56 And this part too "You did *[Terry Crews chiming in]* WHAT?!"
*D R I N K 5 H O U R E N E R G Y*
I find that Evergreen YTP's tend to be self-contained. Just like Spinge Binge: Me Millionth Dollar.
3:12 is the audible equivalent to switching font mid-word
HellOo?!
Hell𝟘𝕙?
Well, I think you're being unreasonable.
Well tough shit, I don't care!
For you sir.
...
"Fuck Phillip Banks."
"Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks. And run a Bank-making operation out of his Banks."
But Dad, aren't some of those Banks.
This deserves a Criterion release
something about 9:42 has always makes me laugh no matter how many times i see it. geoffrey answers the phone and just as he takes a breath he transforms into uncle phil who can reply only in weird noises. i feel like the beauty of this scene is underrated, similarly to when hilary disappears from the couch lol
_’Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?’_
"Banks residence.
*transforms into Uncle Fill*
Uhh, aeyea-uhh, aeyea-uhh, aeyea
ᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬ
uhw-whuhw-whuhw-whuhw
AahhWhshwaEhw
YeaaEaeaEEII"
@@boingy-m5q Well, what was all that?
@@TheEric1203 *_SniskerbobertsonSniskerbobertsonSAYAYAYAY!!!_*
@@dracodeanglicus3857
[Victorious cheering]
3:24 "Banks wants to empty the banks, fill our streets with banks and run a bank-making operation out of his banks"
Sounds like some kind of infinite-money exploit in a SimCity game.
ya i feel u
But Dad, aren't some of those banks?
Come on in heeeeeeeeeeere.... (type jibblie over and over again - that's the jibblies)
Technomancer Carlton, honey, they'r all luls.
Technomancer honey those are lulz
7:32 Every 10-year-old, after gaining access to a microphone
Underrated comment
This is genuinely one of the greatest pieces of modern media ever made. It’s almost a decade old and yet it hits every beat perfectly every time without fail, and is so timeless that you can watch it over and over again without ever losing its quality.
"Oh my God! He's God!"
HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH!
It's the sign of God!
heh *HEH* HEH _HEH_ heh
(Runs backwards and forwards)
OOOOOOOO
_OOOOOOOO_
*OOOOOOOO*
When I first saw this, that exact moment made me cry-laugh, and it always catches me off guard 🤣
@@supermariobro93 **cuts to Bear in the Big Blue House**
*See it's like, I can have a leg in one hand, and brerb in the other!*
Panzer Man I've been looking for that! I saw it on RobertIDK's video and thought it was hilarious
*B R E R B*
Chicken n winnegesh
LOOK! YOU BIG-EARED FREERF!
I say this to my mom all the time, she just thinks I'm nuts, haha
If someone asks you if AAAAAAAAAAA, the answer is always "the Minivilization."
Hilary, how’d you know that?
*Disappears
@@evanschmitt2830
“Ha haaaaa, and might I add: *HAH!”*
16:34 Geoffrey is easily the best and most underrated character in this series
...ªª
I can't even respond NO to this lmao.
What's a woman?
bro i am literally crying at the part around 3:20 lmfao "PHILIP BANKS WANTS TO EMPTY THE BANKS AND FILL OUR STREETS WITH BANKS.. AND RUN A BANK MAKING OPERATION OUT OF HIS BANKS... "but dad aren't some of those banks?"
"Fuck Philip banks"
carlton honey they’re ALL lulz.
“Fack Philip Banks!”
8:40 I WAS MINDING MY ᵈᵃᵐⁿ BUISNESS EATING SOME ᵈᵃᵐⁿ FRUIT
As well as drinking some Five-hour Energy®️
@@larrymantic2635
It's not a DRINK. More like a DRINK
Tfw
*AAAA* _AAAA_ AAAA
I was minding my DI-DI-DIIII-DI-DI
My DI-DI-DIIII-DI-DI (My fruit.)
My DI-DI-DIIII-DI-DI (DAMN fruit.) 😢
You won't believe this...
unexplainable urge to drink 5 hour energy
CatalystEXE it's not a drink, more like a drink.
d r i n k
５ ＨＯＵＲ ＥＮＥＲＧＹ
I quote this everyday and NO ONE gets it
7:20 "At this time, I'd like to invite someone with an especially warm memory of Carlton and come up here and share it with us."
_A woman rises up, takes her time moving up to the stand, and lowers the mic, breathing in apprehension_
"... *S E X* "
clap clap clap _palc palc_
i had the "minding my own DAMN business eating some DAMN fruit" remix mini song at 8:51 stuck in my head all morning out of nowhere
@Zeus Yendor ya boy finna put a beat behind that
*MY D-D-D-D-DD*
I swear things like that happen to me as well
*My DeD-DeD-DaYaD-DeD-DeD*
*My DeD-DeD-DaYaD-DeD-DeD (My Fruit)*
*My DeD-DeD-DaYaD-DeD-DeD (DAMN Fruit)*
kat can u give a source for ur profile picture
I'm so glad to be alive at a time where this exists.
“And the final brainstorm question is: WwwwwwwwwwwwwWwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?”
oh i know: the manivilization
@@gyroscope7681 Correct. Erect.
When my teacher asks me a maths question 14:27
What do you think Geoffrey (ffree-ee ee-ee ee ee)? Why not W?
@@thecianinator *sigh* What tha FUQ?
12:10 Thank you, Uncle. I shall never forget your timeless lesson. Henceforth, every romantic relationship must be based on a solid foundation of NEVEVEVEVEVEEEEEVEVVVV, or it just won't work for me.
fact 👏🤣👏
8:40 “I was mindin’ my *damn* bidness eatin’ some *DAMN* fruit!” Idk why but this gets stuck in my head a lot
(Duck Hunt noises)
*_ARRRARAARAAR! I was mindin my dididididi my dididiiididi my dididiiididid!!_* (cries more and exits)
@@dracodeanglicus3857 you wont believe this
@@Cracklepop .larenuf s’nosniboR egduJ ta ygolue eht evig ot em tnaw yehT
@@dracodeanglicus3857
_gasp_
You’re kidding!
NUMBERS
_NUMBERS_
*_N U M B E R S_*
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
(NUMBERS, NUMBERS!)
Alex Mason wants to know your location.
I was literally gonna type this, and came here again to hear that specific moment
The NUMBERS MASON!!! WHAT DO THEY MEAN!!!
Rest in peace Unkle Funkle, gone to the pizza hut in the garage in the sky.
With a leg in one hand and a BRERB in the other.
JROKGaming
And chicken and winganish
That's the best comment I've ever read
I know it's sad, but it's either this or this.
Ssssex! Did he not feel paaiin when he was huuuuuurt? He was only human but yes he was chicken and waffles!
12:58
ive thought of “youve swindled me” nearly every day for more than a decade now
That's cause you read it. You read it and you read it. And i want you to REEEAAAD it
>tfw you suddenly realize this video's almost a decade old and still funny enough to watch everyday and never get tired of it
1:23 always cracks me up. I quote the "Look at those funny little markings underneath the pictures." very often, I'm mainly timestamping it so I won't lose track of it
“What was all that?”
“Snizzkerboppatzin snizzkerboppatzin say yay YAY!”
lol
*Applause break*
For some reason 16:57 always gets me, the scene transition being reversed is so funny to me and I can't explain why
It’s like someone walking awkwardly into and out of a room
I have come to a conclusion that this entire time, when Carlton was asking everyone around him "Will you make me a sandwich?" He was not asking to be made a sandwich, but be made INTO a sandwich. Towards the end of the video, Geoffrey angrily puts Carlton a headlock, while Will hits him repeatedly. Carlton feels he is in no position to fight back, only to struggle while anticipating death from such injuries. During this anticipation, we are shown a brief scene with Carlton depicted as a sandwich with arms. This is a visual representation of what Carlton was thinking while he was in the headlock. He was reflecting on what could've been, but never was. Further supporting the claim that Carlton wants to be made into a sandwich is about 15 and a half minutes into the video, when he asks Uncle Phil to make him a sandwich. Uncle Phil states that he already has, but he has misinterpreted Carlton's request. Instead of being made into a sandwich, he is given a sandwich to eat, which is why we don't see Carlton's joy and satisfaction. In fact, not only is he dissatisfied, but he physically rejects the sandwich when his father's not looking. (That or the sandwich just flew out of his hand. And even if it did, Carlton wouldn't have cared, because he is seen ignoring it and just just turning the page in his book.)
Of course, in the end, Carlton survives Geoffrey's attack, allowing him to live to see another day. Despite that, he will never get what he truly wanted: To be made into a sandwich...
You really had the time on your hands to do this, and I say great job to that.
This is fucking genius.
Well, the funny thing is that's actually kind of what happens in the actual episode.
Noo.
Truly the pinnacle of drama and human emotion.
Drink 5 Hour Energy, it's not a drink....More like a drink.
Drink 5-hour Energy. Drink. 5-hour Energy. Drink. _Drink._ *_Drink. . ._* *_DRINK. . ._* *_DRIIIIIIIINNNNKK!_* *_~demonic drinking noises_*
NOOoooo
*5 hour strenergy
WHOAoaOAoa!!!
Brian Cantrell
IT HAS 420 LIKES AND I RUINED IT
For my assessments I have to write an essay in 40 minutes, so what I do is load up this video and play it twice, I use the gambling scene as an indication that I need to hurry up. Thank you mr KroboProductions for this beneficial video.
This is the greatest time keeping system ever devised.
Holy shit lmao
I've been watching this for 10 years and 6:32 makes me laugh every time. It's the way he practically leaps into frame
RAER AAAAAAAAAAEEEEEE
Fesh Pince of Larls
king crimson
I literally watch this every day. Please make a second one.
Holy dang, I had no idea you watched my videos! But yeah, way ahead of you on that one. Already working on Fesh Pince 2.
Dikekike/KroboProductions I have watched this more times than I can count, cant wait for number 2!! btw keep up the good work ;)
tabletop111223
Hell yeah! :D
Dikekike/KroboProductions Of course I do, you're my fav YTPer
19:09 "Say, miss, check it out, look, um... MEBJDSFHASDKFAWKYUFHWFAEKURYGBLBWFIUOEWFBHJWVFKFBRFJ"
"...what?"
I love how genuinely confused she sounds about a fellow patron walking up to her and spouting pure gibberish.
“Oh my Goaoaoad”
[E X T I N G U IS H]
That scene is incredibly scrambled in a slow-paced way is better rather than being fast-paced with audio distortion/earrape.
@@SoulCore413 IDIOT
@@osanilevich
(Musical slaps).
@@SoulCore413 haha haha ha-ha
"Well tough shit, I don't care."
Moms be like
Quick story. I'd like to thank you for creating this video - that I watched with my (then) 6~7 year old son, both of us hysterical laughing in his room, leading us to quoting lines to eachother for months (and we still do all these years later). You helped create a bonding experience between him and I. Now that I'm no longer with him all the time (divorced), this video is something special to me, not only for its comedic value, but for it's emotional trigger that gives me that little nudge of hope to keep going for my son's sake.
Thank you.
I wonder if Dikekike knows how many people he's changed forever with this masterpiece. I watch it like every week because it never gets old, even though my wife is sick of me playing it over and over again on the car audio when we're driving to a job.
Simis. Simonis.
@@heroinmom153 I'm not exaggerating when I say that your replies made me laugh the hardest I have in months. I was initially going to reply to OP's post because it was just so heartfelt, but the juxtaposition between your sincere reply and the sheer nonsense words from my favorite video from my childhood just made me laugh so hard that I almost cried and I haven't done that in years. And the fact that the second reply was unprompted and came out of nowhere... thank you. That was amazing and I needed that. I had such a fun time watching this video again and taking a trip down memory lane. I honestly hope that you, OP, Dikekike, and everyone else enjoying this masterpiece have a great life
Keep going man, you've got this. For your boy.
15:32 No wonder everyone gets tired of Carlton constantly asking for a sandwich. The one time he gets one he just throws it away.
No it escapes from him
Because Carlton doesn't want to eat a samwich he wants to be made INTO a samwich.
The “sandwich” as it’s flying away
Punished Carlton
A Man Denied His Sandwich
“Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every day, I feel it. The sandwiches I lost. The Geoffrey I lost.”
@@travdump209 They played us like a damn SANDWICH!!!
Such a lust for sandwiches.
Happy 10th.
Numbers Numbers Numbers!
You doing good?
The completely random ‘O’ zoom in at 16:23 is underrated
9:28 has to be my favorite line in the history of YTP. I don't know why.
Because it's like you could have a leg in one hand and a brerb in the other.
It's literally a cross between a dikekike video and chickeninwinnigish.
Cuz he was so confident when he said it
@@papayer LMAO IM DYING
Chicken and Winnigish
"Let me tell you boys something about women. Möföfmoföfmoföf MöföfmoföfMOFÖF"
I don't know why this cracks me up every time.
Women is a trip uncle funcle!
NUOuoOU
what part is that ?
here, be spoonfed: 12:10
1:38 - китти печь книжной полке приливной волны.
Google translates it to: *_Kitty oven bookshelf tidal wave._*
The fuck XD
Thank you!
Kitty oven to bookshelf of tidal wave
Actually the correct translation is “Oven bookshelf on tidal wave.” Theres no kitty oven sadly...
@@Al_Xe No, it clearly says kitty, although it doesn't have anything to do with cats, I don't think that word even has a meaning
12:28 UNCLE FUNKLE WINS THE GRUNKLE BUNKLE
let’s say you ACCIDENTALLY win the GRUNKLE BUNKLE
16:34 is such a beautiful moment. Makes me cry everytime
ᵃ
ˢⁿᶦⁿˢ
"This is edible!"
Same here. Ack…. Sints Aquit!!!!!!
MMMMMMMAGNETS!
@@dsch0 hmmm, i'll say.
An underrated but essential part of why this poop is a masterpiece is the way that the incredibly quotable lines are bridged with some incredible nonsense sounds. The way that some random laughs from the audience, sighs or grunts are repeated or pitch shifted just adds to the utter chaos of the whole thing in the best way
You know you're right, the nonsense sounds kind of give the lines time to sink into your mind.
18:04
His method is way better than other YTPers who use fast-paced techniques & audio distortion/earrape more often just to make a chaotic scene.
I fail to believe the world can profit from a man's dick.
4:45 The way it immediately cuts to his shit-eating grin gets me every time.
@@joshuakorynta3385 EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH....
Aw he like begging like OOO PHILLIP BANKS KICK MY BUTT
@@Pyrax99 That goes against everything I stand for.
It’s the quickly-repeated pitch shifted nonsense followed by a laugh track combo that makes it hilarious. There’s an older Dikekike video like that where Carlton says “untz untz”
weEEEew
I have spent an unhealthy amount of time rewatching this
That's cause you read it. You read it and you read it. And I want you to REEEAAAD it
@@DSMTheEditor😂😂😂😂
Perhaps one of the greatest YTPs of all time. It was waaay ahead of its time. It has elements of YTPs from 2014-Present day; the sentence mixing, visual editing, and over all fast and snappy scenes, all of that minus the ear shattering ear-rape commands the utmost praise.
What are you talking about!? 2011 was one of the greatest year of ytp:s! 2014 was where it started to go downhill!
But oh well! That, of course, doesn´t change the fact that this is one of the greatest YTP:s of all time!
You’re a normie if you honestly think this was ahead of its time.
it is literally the most 2009 poop to be made after 2009
This is real classic YTP humour but really slick edited for its time. That was the best time for YTP I think, a surprise round every corner, before ‘meme’ humour took over social media and it lost the touch. Still some great underdog YTPs out there made in more recent years though
@@Skelig show me a 2009 ytp that looks like and is edited like this.
12:10 I feel like this transition doesn't get the attention it deserves
17:30 I realized just now that sandwich-Carlton gets teary eyes before going off-screen
NEVAV NEVAV NEVAV NEVAV NEVAV
20:00 is the happiest sound ever
It is!