YTP - Dr. Phil Demented!

You thought you knew Dr. Phil? Well... you didn't.
Head flying into space song: • dawnDreamer - SUPERCOLOR
Song: • Narcissistic B*tch! | ...

[@dawndreamer1109]

Narcissistic Bitch | feat. Dr. Phil (FULL SONG)
ruclips.net/video/qoHXeAQ5ky0/видео.html

[@gh05tsighs13]

dawnDreamer Link to the outer space song?

[@dawndreamer1109]

@@gh05tsighs13 I will release it soon... its part of a vaporwave album im working on.

[@GAMERC3]

dawnDreamer nice!

[@geoguru32]

dawnDreamer this is now my favourite remix.

[@brunobucciaratiswife]

dawnDreamer
THANK YOU IMMA MAKE IT MY RINGTONE

[@TheDBZEDITOR]

This is a safe place to piss.
- Dr. Phil, 2018.

[@andrewmaddox9786]

I wonder what he’ll say in 2019

[@troypowers750]

Best quote ever

[@goaway6193]

@@andrewmaddox9786 This is a safe place to poop

[@jackkurtisproductions4131]

What I say if I have to pull over and piss on the side of the road somewhere

[@tempo1889]

It's good to know there are still a few safe places to piss.

[@yaboytroy8078]

I'm just imagining dr. Phil watching this.

[@antony9956]

@Conor Gattone-Jones the joke went wayyyyy over your head

[@antony9956]

@Conor Gattone-Jones Damn, the joke flew waaaaayyyyy above my head!
Bugger.

[@nabranestwistypuzzler7019]

That was a moment

[@gorgeousfreeman1318]

Send them to the Ranch

[@John-pf9ej]

BRUH

[@2heavensss]

I don’t care how old I get, this kind of shit will always make me laugh

[@beazrich2.017]

I think the funniest part was at 4:23 “Shaaaasshhhh….” 😆😆😆🥲

[@psyche4867]

This is easily up there with one of the best ytp’s ever. Its not just random edits but has plot and creative jokes

[@sqtuck]

Exactly! Master of the art.

[@bradford_shaun_murray]

6:13 woah!

[@spacemanrick2014]

This one is a classic for sure. It keeps popping up, I watch it every time, and love it more each time.

[@ambrooks5]

I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

[@kyletitterton]

One time... I grabbed the phone... I said to this guy: "Fyyeeeff."

[@BiG-JuPO1O1]

Sus

[@K1NG0FW0LV35]

that played while I read this... the fyyeeef part to be exact

[@theretroreview8178]

LOL

[@spencerfrankclayton4348]

That was happening as I read it!

[@NikonKanava]

FIiIF

[@AJScraps]

Can confirm this is a clinically approved cure for depression.

[@logansibrava4468]

Jilly juice helps people take the last step of depression killing them self

[@meltingpotmeme6181]

You're still on the one way

[@jacock]

Adam Badali same

[@Amy-Nicole]

True

[@unintelligibleanti-chud158]

dude, I too was feeling so low today until I saw this. Bless you, kind sir.

[@RootedHat]

When he sings "narcissistic bitch", Phil is singing about himself

[@proletariatbourgeoisie9929]

"Prepare for pain.."
*slurrp*
"Oh my god, this is teEtts"
Couldn't have said it any better myself LMAO

[@SuperMonaLisaBros]

Cock

[@preyforapophis]

This is what the internet was made for.

[@EvilSewnit]

Levi Bachus ayyy, another Levi

[@paulpogba5943]

It’s actually made for propaganda purposes

[@gavinronald1957]

I agree these videos make me so happy the internet exists

[@dynamic9343]

666

[@belqismomeni6860]

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[@joe8044]

i think i got a six pack from laughing

[@mileskessler6634]

Ow my stomach hurts right now...

[@karlbischoff77]

yo nice profile pic

[@FFP_BF2]

Wigga that’s possible?

[@oscarbecerra1921]

SPudrKid wow you are spoder-man indeed all the girls will like u

[@Bristecom]

It actually hurt so bad I had to pause it several times! Funniest thing I've seen in a long time!

[@elc1960]

"...One time, I grabbed the phone and I said to this guy, "FEEEEEEF!" So true...how many times have each and every one of us said the exact same thing? Truly validating and inspirational. Like reading an affirmation a day for forty years.

[@hmlandis1370]

I found this during the shittiest Thanksgiving vacation I've ever had (2020 of course), and over 7 months later it still makes me piss myself laughing lol.

[@davidl570]

Well, this IS a safe place to piss, so.........................

[@hmlandis1370]

@@davidl570 😂😂😂

[@livingcorpse5664]

I hope you're doing better now.

[@hmlandis1370]

@@livingcorpse5664 Thanks, I am.

[@joelquick4954]

Well this is a safe place to piss.

[@zephirin]

You know, there just aren't enough safe places to piss anymore.

[@andrewmaddox9786]

Fuckin BICH

[@patrikasr8046]

Cant even piss safely in my own home

[@misanthropicisolation4013]

You're killing me with laughter

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Especially not in the United States, since my state is repealing laws that protect trans people in bathrooms.

[@BrandonTheGamer1996]

Ninja Briefs the Saiyan its a bathroom get over

[@carlwheezer2791]

“It’s healthy to eat lots of homosexuality along with coconut oil” - Jilly

[@Deadgirlcarnate]

Carl Wheezer Carl wheezer marry me

[@benb9151]

I wonder wtf homosexuality has to do with the smoothie thing she was talking about

[@architectstein]

@@benb9151 she said that her juice cured homosexuality

[@bitsandwiches9293]

This is two and a half cups of *cancer* prepare for pain

[@kingofgalaxy9061]

The Courier 👍

[@temporogrind2565]

4:26 this is so fucking intense for no reason

[@jubilantsleep]

😂😂😂

[@copocopocopocopo]

3:02 "Well today, we are tackling not one, not two, not three, but foOF of the biggest c*cks. Why? Because Alaska is raceest."
- Dr. Phil

[@epicgamerscout5921]

"You said, that this is a horse? Is that true?"
"Yes."
"ShhAAsh..."'

[@f.b.i9305]

I think gta 2 is sick

[@chasemiller7974]

His face is priceless!

[@goaway6193]

F e e f

[@PunishedCreepswork4]

the greatest trick dr. phil ever played: convincing the world he wasn't in the audience.

[@travisscottholdingmicropho415]

deep

[@lsswappedcessna]

fancy seeing you here.

[@nu-what5522]

Nice reference

[@bohdisatva4345]

Punished Creepswork but hes on the fucking stage.

[@cian.o]

@@bohdisatva4345
r/woooosh

[@aarondavis8943]

"You said...this is a horse. Is that true?"
"Yes."
"SHaSH"

[@nickyborrisino]

This goes beyond entertainment and is actually a new form of art.

[@CommentFrom]

Lmao take it this is the first time you've seen a ytp

[@erikdreiling2492]

One time, I grabbed the phone. I said to this guy, "FEEEF."

[@doomsday24]

Erik Dreiling *Before that* Is that true?......Shaash

[@schwarg]

Greatest one liner in YTP history.

[@recs8564]

I swear this is the #1 joke among my friends at school i die everyday

[@sambt123]

Erik Dreiling 😂😂😂😂

[@BILLYLTD1408]

I somehow forgot that YTPs were a thing for ten years and oh my god what a coma to wake up from

[@poly_g6068]

They stopped being good for that long, kek

[@daggermeister5716]

BILLYLTD1408
That’s because YTPs are just considered extended memes now.

[@HomekittyL2]

Same here, and I missed them

[@technicolordiode9891]

Poly_G oh word?

[@Dave-dh7rt]

@l i t t l e l u l u one of the best YTPs ever made imo is "its all right here at your fingertits"

[@MaryeEditz]

Here after doja cat just brought this up on hot ones 😂

[@brezilianpope]

It's been 3 years. Still the best YTP out there, genuinely funny to me

[@MicroSausage]

Look up fesh pints. Part 1 and 2 are both fantastic.

[@automatonm99]

He uploaded in a couple years

[@AliceAXP]

This is my favorite episode of doctor Phil

[@legendaryepic24-7]

It was very informative I learned a lot one of my favorites as well.

[@quickfeather]

"One time, I grabbed the phone, I said to this guy: *F E E F* "

[@manofbeans.2176]

quixxen FEEEF

[@domersftw1503]

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[@coltm4a186]

That should be a new insult now. “YOU ARE A FEEF!”

[@chestercopperpot4286]

BUZZUUUZZZUZZZZ

[@PieAndChips]

*Furniture*

[@LetticeTravels]

Here from Doja Cat and Hot Ones 🔥

[@bulle1996]

Here because of Doja Cat's First We Feast Video - I'm so confused

[@Joshniper]

I showed this to my mom and she thought it was real.

[@PoisondBacon]

🤣

[@athenaarwood3957]

Really lol

[@elevenpoisons2484]

was she high

[@sagaswp]

Even when Phil lasered that guys head off like he was Homelander?

[@juburr9750]

Fck sakes

[@XxNekoMoonxX]

one time i grabbed the phone and said to this guy “F E E F”

[@s.bakyhnh1756]

I'm trying to create a virtual reality tool to help people have BUTT SEX with my sister Britney.

[@isaiahwince4261]

erin I nearly choked on my cereal watching that.

[@SteelShield21]

4:26 😂

[@cubai5740]

The guy just said back feefing your wife all the beefin'G'bye

[@michaelvessel4604]

Who hasn’t though, honestly?

[@jakepicard1837]

6:25 Just image how that guest would react if he found this video.

[@hellothere6525]

I hope Doja watched this

[@ThierryRocksTV]

This proves YTP's ain't dead

[@kdot78]

no they ain't.

[@gush35z67]

who thought they were in the first place

[@man4437]

Honestly the classic YTP as an "art" form isn't doing too well but I feel like the spirit is in a lot of more mainstream modern YT content

[@belqismomeni6860]

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[@PANZERFAUST90]

@@belqismomeni6860 14

[@BB_038]

This is gold. So many quotable lines.

[@evilemoji420]

Just watched a ytp of impractical Jokers and I go here to see ur profile

[@BB_038]

EvilEmoji haha lol

[@EdwardianTea]

Hey Sal

[@regipokemon9408]

Fuckin bitch. (Head goes flying off into space)

[@demontorch]

Freddy Taylor “ 10,000 secret tits” I fucking lost it

[@dtattedmami]

I’m here because of doja cat 😂

[@im2phyco250]

ME too lmao

[@Wubbadubbdubb1000]

Who’s here after Doja on Hot Ones?

[@jyw0000]

Wait drop a link? 👀👀

[@vlucas6202]

“I think grand theft auto 2 is SICK”

[@poly_g6068]

Truly a man of culture

[@nslouka90]

Finally someone else I can agree with!

[@belqismomeni6860]

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[@huebuckle8198]

@@belqismomeni6860 saudi arabia

[@femmemachete]

Oh no. I hope it gets better soon.

[@bane4490]

I think Grand Theft Auto 2 is sick
-Dr.Phil

[@kimberwicke7697]

Furniture

[@kareemmasri3934]

WPM Virgo well he’s not wrong.

[@KingLich451]

dr phil is a man of culture

[@kowskull_]

BEST 2D GTA GAME ON PS1

[@ryanworthington1109]

@Daisy Jumper Dear god I honest to god was thinking the exact same thing

[@user-ri6ms7kw8b]

welcome to youtube poops doja cat fans, you bouta find out where half of gen z humour comes from

[@dolphinokur6252]

Here from dojas reccomendation

[@BL-vd8mb]

"this is a safe place to piss " I laughed pretty hard

[@garrettsattem4799]

I was going to say that it perfectly describes a gas station urinal, but that’s debatable…

[@Stingsy]

This is a recurring line with my friends and I

[@colonelradec9374]

“Paul says everything changed when he discovered Butt Sex” this had me laughing like hella hard.

[@power0029]

Fox Mask Or as I like to call it, “Ten thousand secret *tits* ”.

[@influenza3736]

Aprorpra

[@twistedyogert]

It changed for me too.

[@nathansanchez6311]

@@power0029 what makes the tits a secret?

[@arctic129]

...Hard?

[@kidgambino6714]

thanks doja!

[@johnreese7973]

Thanks Doja Cat! Lol😂😂😂

[@SD_yessir]

"sH BaZZuZuB SlAAns. Furniture."
I felt that.

[@shiperobin]

"I really don't care"

[@thatmatty231guy]

Thats a gold part lol xD

[@manofbeans.2176]

SD FEEEYYF

[@DarkIronDwarf]

My favorite part 😂

[@saulgoodmanKAZAKH]

@@shiperobin
"OK. You said that this is a.. horse?"
"Is that true?"

[@nobodys_winds6580]

*It's healthy to eat lots of homosexuality*
This is phenomenal. 10/10.

[@tylorcaruth]

Along with coconut oil

[@MetalSlugzMaster]

@@tylorcaruth This will be like, the biggest diahrea the history of mankind.

[@brodied.6230]

@@MetalSlugzMaster Absolutely.

[@adeer87]

*This is 2 1/2 cups of c a n c e r*

[@kimberwicke7697]

Prepare for p a i n

[@Catz0125]

For some reason the part at 5:56 "When Love Hurts" always gets me, just the sad look on that guy's face 😂

[@cocojenae]

Doja Cat brought me here 🤣

[@UniverseIndistries]

Why doesn’t this have more views? The sentence mixing is spot on.

[@1TopGunPaintballer]

UniverseIndistries it's good. But not spot on.
Some of the dialog is incoherent

[@Tiiied]

Some of the best sentence mixing I've ever heard.

[@jakejoker1988]

RUclips has this odd reverse situation where well made entertaining videos struggle to get lots of views while low effort trash gets tons of views.

[@DrakesdenChannel]

Well, my sentence mixing parodies have less than 2k views on average.

[@UniverseIndistries]

Drakesden just because you have a shit ton of views doesn’t mean that it may be good.(not a wack at your mixing as I have yet to see it, just that sometimes small views count the most)

[@captprostate]

I started answering my wife with “Shash” and “Feef.” We’re now spiraling toward divorce.

[@elot5146]

this is a really sad shash moment

[@2-d_in_a_bag]

she's afraid of filthy sex

[@iamabovethelaw1606]

Gee, that sucks. Sorry to hear that. Maybe Dr. Phil can give you a hand.

[@bleebus9355]

shseesh wifu
100 large poops poddle cabbage baby

[@ALLMETAL1970]

She had 10,000 secret teets

[@arifernandez7262]

I’m here to see what Doja Cat is talking abt in her hot wings interview 😭😭

[@charliejames5332]

Same 😂

[@morklee31]

context?

[@Ponsy_J]

Note to self: NEVER drink water while watching this.

[@injusticeanywherethreatens4810]

"I try to shit, but sometimes I don't shit" My whole life explained in one sentence.

[@perkeez80]

"I immediately went down to the courthouse to f***"

[@jak30341]

FairyGardens TV lol

[@Snowfireblues]

Constipation in a nutshell

[@Gamy45]

"This is 2 and a half cups of cancer?"
*"YES!"*
That absolutely killed me lmao

[@nooostop9635]

You sure it wasn't the cancer?

[@Junior-xi9yb]

Oh my god this is tits

[@SuperWeaves]

COCK

[@im2phyco250]

THANK U DOJA CAT FOR PUTTING ME ON LMAL

[@fathima8010]

who else is here from Doja Cat talking about this

[@im2phyco250]

ME

[@redvalens8861]

I’m not bc I’m a real 1

[@garthvader9916]

Dr Phil: *lists various horrible diseases*
'A BAD EAR INFECTION.'

[@SilvaSight]

On a pain scale I'd give it a 10/10.

[@medaville3603]

"and horrible case of Eczema yes i said Eczema Motherfuckers sounds impossible right well fuck you .... Fucking haters"

[@leashk158]

Yeah the pain is pretty horrific

[@garthvader9916]

Yes, some ear infections can be very bad indeed. But for the most part, I don't think they quite compare to cancer or AIDS.

[@someperson4865]

@@medaville3603 "take a look"

[@Valce]

"Is that true?"
"Yes."
"Shhhhaaaashhhhhh."

[@GenderlessFurry_They-Them]

Yabadabadaba is that true?
WOW YOU GO BIG GUY-
Oh you don't like Rhythm Heaven?

[@michelleeper]

Doja cat brought me here.

[@unknownboar5003]

bro me too wtfff

[@federicofernandez3579]

thanks doja 😌

[@ThanosGranny]

"Prepare for pain"
-Dr.Phil 2018

[@Connor-ts1xv]

“Oh my god, this is teets.” - Dr. Phil

[@karackakoden517]

....”COCK”

[@LyricsVids247]

doja sent me from the past

[@YSRGAMES]

I literally just came here from Doja Cat 😂

[@DarknetDude]

This YTP is god-tier.
The video editing is excellent and it tells a hilarious story of a retired doctor with eye lasers and a sex problem.

[@inquireorhack]

Was this inspired by Hellion Hero?

[@regipokemon9408]

@@inquireorhack I say yes.

[@asotfivehundred]

indeed good joj
suscribed...

[@Jeremy.Bearemy]

Not just eye lasers, also
VIOLENT diarrhea,
cancer,
AIDS,
diabetes,
and a bad ear infection
and a horrible case of eczema

[@Circuitssmith]

Eye lasers, but he doesn't have x-ray vision. He just wants to make that clear.

[@andrewsnarr6474]

When he said "FEEF" I felt that

[@warwatch]

Furniture

[@OrangeRhino]

I can't stop feeling the FEEF

[@BriveAW]

F e e f

[@SHONSL]

Shout out Doja Cat for putting me on YTP.

[@zemjata]

LITERALLYY

[@brandixxl]

Was just about to comment “this what doja be watching” 😭

[@im2phyco250]

FRLLLLL

[@amau5200]

Who is here after the Doja Cat interview on Hot Ones ? 😅

[@swatcccp4673]

I got ut from recommends but i see a decent number of people writing this. Can you explain.

[@adriswrId]

This is a safe place to piss - Dr. Phil

[@ChrisTorrella]

" *_FURNITURE._* "
"I really don't care?"

[@jdizzle4571]

Yo, Doja Cat, you here?

[@lesliedavila7511]

Doja cat sent me here lmaoo

[@randomfish1725]

This is one of the best ytp's I have ever seen.

[@loganf9701]

certainly up there...

[@sphericalobject1107]

Alex Jones vortex is better

[@sterilebroth8933]

@@sphericalobject1107 comedy is subjective

[@sphericalobject1107]

@@sterilebroth8933 they decide what’s funnah and what’s nawt

[@heroinmom153]

This is on the same top shelf as Fesh Pince

[@PracticalInspiration]

lol, this was superbly edited. Time for 2 1/2 cups of cancer!

[@jongreenleaf1000]

Cancer isnt a joke dick

[@andrewmaddox9786]

I’m a drunk pimp!

[@freerangeeggs6442]

*YES*

[@Mr_Original]

You can just as easily f*ck candy and ice cream. XD

[@slickback5100]

What do you mean by edited?

[@nelsongaitan8254]

Doja brought me here

[@Jess-pg5xb]

I’m here because of Doja Cat 👀

[@codyoliver5480]

Dude...that "Shash" at 4:24...about fell out of my chair lmao.

[@SoulCast7]

"One time...I grabbed the phone, I said to this guy: "FeeF'"

[@kylekamins4826]

KUTLINE time stamp please I can’t find it but ik I saw it 😂

[@97I30T]

Kyle Kamins It happens at 4:26

[@warwatch]

Disconnected

[@Itshafsaaa]

Lol here after the hot ones interview 😂

[@perspicaciouscritic]

Doja Cat. (iykyk)

[@phosphor3617]

Whew, I almost forgot to watch this today.

[@elh7259]

How about now?

[@PoisondBacon]

Jack Daniels same 😂

[@spitefulraven]

*FUNFACT:* The medicine bottles you pick up in Resident Evil 7 is actually Jilly Juice.

[@jubilantsleep]

Ty

[@Big_Chungus935]

WUT

[@ADeeSHUPA]

@@TheRealFobican uP

[@domersftw1503]

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[@DeAthWaGer]

what about a jill sandwich?

[@tdsjolly]

2:18 the ultimate wingman

[@t.vampiro4800]

They're like Shaq and Kobe, Lloyd and Harry, Batman and Robin, and Ken and Ryu.

[@Itsmaliy]

here after Doja cat said she watch this lmfaoo

[@Unused_Pineapple]

4:25 ''One time, I grabbed the phone, I said to this guy: FEAFFF!!!''

[@ayub_musa]

4:26 “One time I grabbed the phone I said to this guy. FEEEEF!” 😂😂

[@dannandaeterra]

lmfao

[@HairdresserOrActor]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[@maddman9468]

It's very hilarious

[@doomsday24]

4:24 Is that true?.....Shhaaasshh

[@munrorevie]

llllllllllmmmmmfffffffffaaaaaaaooooo

[@jamesbyrne9312]

The end is like the shining

[@ChainAcrobatic]

Doja cat led me here!

[@InfamousBananaGoblin]

“i’m going to break my son’s coc”
“...why...?”
“i don’t know why”

[@ifeelverydead9180]

This is teaess

[@Junior-xi9yb]

To fuсk candy and ice cream

[@emilioguerrero2736]

“I’m done being a doctor.”

[@mr.f716]

thanks for reminding me, Doja

[@jinx6946]

Princess of Rap mentioned

[@SkyVyrNox]

"One day I picked up the phone and I said to this guy,"*FfeiefF*""

[@ihatechairs3970]

F U R N I T U R E

[@Junior-xi9yb]

Take a look

[@L4tii]

"It's healthy to eat lots of homosexuality, along with coconut oil"
*My momma been misleading me this whole time*

[@aboyborninjune]

yes I missed the coconut oil myself

[@wafflegod2282]

@@aboyborninjune I can handle the pure stuff 👀

[@OrangeRhino]

The secret is unrefined

[@burnallracists9433]

Cannibalism

[@hadesoo8560]

Here after watching Doja on hot ones

[@milesjeppson]

Who's here from Doja cat, iykyk

[@kelcarver4851]

Dr. Phil: So you said that this is a horse? Is that true?
Person: yes
Dr. Phil: shaaash

[@kelcarver4851]

By the way thanks for the likes guys I appreciate it edit: I got like almost 300 likes dang

[@kyrkbymannen]

Pfiiifr

[@warwatch]

FEEF

[@SpacemanBandOfficial]

I almost pissed myself at that part hahahaha

[@kelcarver4851]

@Homer Simpson I guess she has a crush on the judge lol

[@ninjafrogz8141]

"I said to this guy, 'Feef'."

[@alexisansay9145]

Anyone here cause of Doja cat

[@Vsnofecstasy]

Yeah

[@im2phyco250]

ME!