[YTP] - Prez Donald Biden vs. Prez Joe Trump
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"Mr. President, you paid $7 a year in federal income tax."
"I paid $38 one year."
👀👀👀
That’s a severe overestimation
Not his fault! Biden made the stupid tax bill, which by the way, was freaking stupid!
@バラック・オバマ • 14 years ago The man sold mail-order steaks through the Sharper Image catalog. We're not talking about a man you could describe as a "smart businessman"
or "smart," really
@バラック・オバマ • 14 years ago except he paid thousands in taxes to countries outside the United States
"Like I don't want to pay taxes. He passed a stupid tax bill, which by the way, was stupid. In 47 months, I've done more than you've done since 1929."
“President Biden, you say that President Trump is very fine-“
“ ᵒʰ ʸᵉᵃʰ ˢᵘʳᵉ ”
ᵢ ₖₙₒw ₕₒw ₜₒ dₒ ₜₕₑ ⱼₒⱼ
😏😏😏
And then Joe Trump started to talk he was asked Donald Biden
das kinda kinky joe beezy 😳
@@HorrorWorldx How did you do that. I would like to know.
Is anyone else coming back to this after 2024s debate?💀
Yessirr
he passed a stupid tax bill, which by the way, was stupid 😂
More people will be Hurt, by Pencils.
Joe trump- @@sometimesjoeyplays
Yes lol
@@sometimesjoeyplaysthat's the line that brought me back
"A peacful protest is never appropriate."
-Joe trump
“Are you in favour of law and order?”
Anarchist Biden. I never thought I would see the day...
@@filledwithvariousknowledge1065 I’m in favor u bleep
@@TheLegitAlpha Wait... was that serious? If so...
1. That's a quote from a RUclips poop.
2. Biden has stated that he will increase funding for the police.
3. Republicans recently passed a bill that removes government funding from public services, including the police. Republicans defunded the police.
If what you said was serious, then you do realize those things, right?
@@filledwithvariousknowledge1065 "I'm favour of law and order, you fucking stupid orange face!"
“We have had more than 7 cases of coronavirus and over 2 people have died.”
Well, he’s not wrong.
@@christopherpape4823 also not wrong
Might be shy a few zeroes but his mind is in the right place
@@HandE2Go 🤣🤣🤣
"well let me tell you something, i dont care"
r/technicallythetruth
This is more organized than the actual debate.
It was more civil too.
Exactley. It proved their true self XD
@drewpikswell 422 I'm an antichrist who's sick of all the potty humor on television and how ads on RUclips exploit children.
If Donald would just shut the fuck up during debates it woulda gone better
@@Bruh-ob9mi next debate, Trump and Biden dont talk.
“HE passed a stupid tax bill, which, by the way...
was *STUPID.”*
And did I mention that it was stupid
3:36
Taxation is theft that's stupid.
@@Confidentdude you proposed full SuS
Not to offend Trump supporters but I wouldn't be shocked if he said that. That quote is exactly something he'd say.
''This is 1950, all these dogs driving their kids to soccer practice'' I laughed hard there.
This is 2050 all the ants driving their dads to football practice
Sameee😂😂
I was crying laughing at that part and i was trying to recover they hit me with “biden lives matter” and then trump said “they found your ass in a wastepaper basket”
Lol I'm picturing a Black Lab driving a 1950 Chevy looking angry with 2 kids in the back looking ashamed because nobody liked soccer back then
@@xroobsidian545 Why do you support imperialism?
"This debate is sponsored by booze!"
-Most effective advertising of all time
Also ironic because Trump is well-known to be a teetotaller (doesn't stop his _other_ destructive habits tho')
It's because that's what everyone needed after watching that train-wreck
ruclips.net/video/yQTeWWaarig/видео.html
Likes: 666
This joke is deeper than you think: the debate is actually partially funded by a beer company.
"He passed a stupid tax bill...which by the way, was stupid"
It sure was S T U P I D
666 likes
@ thank you
He wasn't wrong. It was stupid.
This is going to be FRORF like you never seen, and it's a SHESH!
4:14
"Are you in favour of law and order?"
"I'm in favour of law, you f*beep*"
It was actually that statement that led to me voting for Biden
Its 1950 with all these dogs driving their kids to soccer practice
@@heehee3275 really lol
@@heehee3275 heh
Lol my favorite part!!
04:14 the most funny part in this whole thing
It sounded so real 😂
Trump: Are you in favor of Law and Order?
Biden: I'm in favor of law you f***** this is 1950
Holy shit this is so hilarious
@@handfetishist all these dogs driving their kids to soccer practice
"And do you support biden lives matter?"
“Good evening from hell.”
This is what you call funny.
That sad, laughing through screams kinda funny lmao
Yes, its what we call DARK humor. get used to it.
"Hell" is a place in Norway, I was there, it was disappointing to say the least.
@@Carlium isn't there one in Michigan too?
@@JayAveryvanillaskies318 Yes there is a place in Michigan called "hell"...and "Gaylord". You could just look it up on Google maps yourself.
In Norwegian "Hell", means luck or a slope. "Helvete" means hell. My municipality has a waterfall called "Helvetesfossen", meaning "hell's waterfall", we also have a place called "Danmark", meaning "Denmark", lol.
Thank you vice president chris wallawallawalla
BING BANG!
that song is shit
Big Black Noon you don’t have to fucking barge in and ruin everybodys day, you smelly pile of horse shit.
@@sasksniper7802 *that song is the shit
Brother Putin Lmao get fucked
" this is going to be a *f r o r f* like you've never seen, and it's a *s h e s h* "
I've just watched this like 4 times in the past day, and that part still cracks me up every time.
I think it was more of a *f r a r f* and a *s h a s h*
That is literally my favorite part of the whole video
Best part of the video. Laughed so, so hard at this.
1:42 you had 2024 vision omg
Fr
“How many of you got up this morning and died of Covid?”
-Joe Trump 2020
Me🙋
Wasn’t that Donald Biden? 😂😂😂
🤣
whoever is reading this did. *cosmic horror continues* amidst *soft jazz*
@@oceanview5691 F
"They can do drugs and alcohol and depression."
Yes.
Depression is the shit man
That's actually true because every single person, including myself, has done drugs and drunk alcohol and suffered depression during this whole COVID battle. No wonder people can't create a positive world within social media now because of their stupidity.
Sorry, I take that back. I, myself, don't do drugs nor do I drink alcohol. I only just suffered depression and I have been dealing with it for 4 years now until it got worse because of the whole COVID thing.
Haha ive tried that for 10 years now
Well America already had depression.
"Take a look at West Virginia, selling mailmen. They're being dumped in rivers."
as a west virginian i cannot deny nor confirm that
@@katiee.elisabeth Mhm 🤔
@@BiG-JuPO1O1 took you long enough to reply buddy
@@katiee.elisabeth So I can confirm West Virginian are guilty
We gonna need part 2 after tonight
“We in fact have 40 states”
- Joe Trump 2020
Wyoming is not a state?
Rarity!
Theropod Hunter Hunter!
He is technically speaking the truth
The actual Joe said things far more stupid than that. That's how you know it's not the real thing
Joe Trump: "uh, *mumbles* "
Donald Biden: "YOU JUST LOST THE LEFT!"
Did Joe find them?
Are they safe?
@@retrolightning2k86 He lost them. He doesnt know were they are, but they are not anywhere near him.
sauce
sauce
“We finally beat Medicare”
“THE IDEA”
“Number one”
“Number two”
“I’d be happy to take a driving course with him”
"We should get golf courses the hell open!"
At least Biden has been consistent about one thing in the last four years.
"President Biden, you say that President Trump is a president."
Yes sir
"you have 2 minutes"
@@thegamesplayer6335 your time is up
#Coconut TV Stay back where a mask
Richard Gadberry: Hahahaha! The comment is funnier than the actual part of the video with that!
Biden: *stutters*
Trump: You just lost the left!
Left nutsack
The left are headless chickens running around there shit coop.
accurate
@@hyperv1016I think you mean America right? It’s not like the lefts in office either.
Left half of his brain
Biden in 2020: We should get golf courses the hell open!
Biden and Trump in 2024: I play better golf than you!
We’ve come full ⭕️!
"More people will be hurt, by pencils"
-Donald Biden
As an American I can confirm, I don't like Pencils
“Good evening from Hell.”
“This debate is sponsored by booze.”
“The country would be better served if we allowed both of them to speak with interruptions.”
He’s stating facts left and right.
Chris wallawalla for president
Dominik Weber he’s already Vice President
“Facts left & right”
@@colluminati2988 Didn’t realize the pun there lol
That sounds like somthing from the simpsons treehouse of horror
I'm from West Virginia, and I confirm that we are indeed selling mailmen and dumping them in rivers
Well...cut it out.
BuckeyeNative001 Oh yes thank you for the advice. We’ll just get the people doing it to stop doing it. Who knew?
Country roads
Take me home
@@Tswa567 To the place
I belong
@@mrocznamucha3532 west Virginia
I've watched this for more than one time and it still gets me.
Good try, making a fake account to try to get likes.
@@andymcclurg9916 What are you gonna do about it?
Just shush for a minute 😂
Chris, I’m totally bored of elections!
@@chriswallace4954 that’s because is sponsored by booze
0:48 “First of all, um......Now, I-eh....eh-
*”THAnkyOU,* uh we’re gonna move on to the second segment .”
*Incoherent response*
Close your eyes and it sounds real
meHm me me meHm me excuse me MeHm
This is single-handedly one of the best parts of the YTP
"Mr. President You payed 7 dollars a year in Federal income tax"
"I payed 38 dollars one year"
Fact is he paid 25% while bernie paid 14% and hillary paid 11% in the same year. And that time it was hillary trying to dig up dirt.
@@OffGridInvestor This is a comedy video dude, and he is just quoting from it.
Wow thats a lot😂
Like, I don’t wanna pay tax.. lol
@No No He's able to avoid paying taxes through the many loopholes of our convoluted tax laws. Just put down some operating losses and bam, you don't have to pay hardly any taxes. You would have to be foolish to not take advantage of that loophole. This is why I'm in favor of a universal sales tax. That way everyone pays into the system, even non-citizens, and people will have more money to spend when the government is not siphoning it all in income taxes.
This is how Europeans see American politics
This is American politics
*everyone other than Americans
Our debates go like this.
Just put subtitles in English.
ruclips.net/video/CAIPJyMiwM0/видео.html
@@lars38010 no english subs
@@andrewschiller9735
You can put the subtitles in English.
I tried it. Before posting the link.
I like how the automatic captions actually understood the JoJ at 2:16
But a more realistic spelling of it would be Joᒐ.
@@Damariobros Haha yes 😂 I can’t do the backwards J but you’re right that’s much better
@@CaesarNeptuneStudios Took me a while to find a website that had such a character, and going back to Google, I can't find it anymore. Lately I've just copied and pasted from my existing comments that include the symbol.
Well he didn't do very good in foundation repair, 100% unsatisfied
“I’m in favor of law and order you *******” I can’t 😂
Law*
This is 1950.
"He passed a stupid tax bill which, by the way, was stupid."
Insert Nicolas Cage You don't say meme here
Circular reasoning works because
Democrats in a Nutshell
Sounds like a genuine Trump quote
Cute profile picture. ^^
“This is 1950. All these dogs driving their kids to soccer practise!”
football
Yesss lmao
@@goodoldeharry7383 Exactly
@@smittywerbanjagermanjenen3912 in some places that is how you spell practice as a verb
The debate might as well have just gone this way there would be no difference ;D
Joe : “He does.. Have a plan.”
Trump : “Thank you very much.”
Biden : “Err.. N-No -Noo..”
*Trump : “You just lost the left.”*
SoOS
1:26
Can you re read your comment please I'll give you a hint it's the names is Joe biden or is biden Joe?
Dr. Duuh: You JUSSSSST PEEEEEEEEEE FIRST
Lost the left what does it mean 😕🤔
"None of the questions focus on the two candidates."
LMFAO
“I tell ya Joe, you could never have done the Jaaj we did”
*I know how to do the Jaaj*
The JoJ. It’s YTP history.
@@Speeder975
I realized this only after I commented, I have disgraced ytp
I love this comment
Yes, you have disgraced the almighty JoJ. May your dwelling place with forver be tilted, and no contractors ever assist when you need foundation repair.
Cracked me up
4:14 "Are you in favor of law & order?"
"I'm in favor of LAW you fu----"
What a great quote
THAT'S MY FAVORITE PART YET NO ONE WAS TALKING ABOUT IT- THANK YOUUUU
This is 1950
I’m in favour of law! you fucking asshole!
When I say I was crying at this part.. Man 😂💀
2024 debate hitting just like this love to see it come full circle
0:17 this is very much accurate
“I know how to do the jaaj”
-Prez Joe Trump
Joj*
"I'll tell you Joe, you could've never done the jaaj that we did."
I’ve done more in 47 months than you have since 1929
How I feel when I go in for interviews.
@@dracodeanglicus3857 I did the law you f*****
“Obama is no good. But it was China’s fault. Ses. And that destroyed Obama really well. They’ll probably blame him, but they’ll blame me, but more importantly they’ll blame him.” This whole video is gold.
*A S O S A*
I know right XD
Ses.
you caught a ses that i didn't lol
Haha those first lines was trumps politics in a nutshell
Me when I have a presentation front of the whole class: 0:50
This was me too
This made more sense than the first 2024 debate
Don Biden: I'll tell you Joe, you could never have done the joj that we did.
Joe Trump: I know how to do the joj.
Joe Trump has founded HoH SiS.
Both candidates are gonna do it all over again
Neither of them know how to do the JoJ
If I had to do it all over again...
“You and the trump administration are trying to *end obama* “
“Yea”
_It’s China’s fault it should have never happened_
@@dracodeanglicus3857 SeeS
@@blagoevski336 soz
1:10
Obama is no good
Please make a video on the 2024 debate this was absolutely hilarious!
I made one 😭 ruclips.net/video/4Tlx_dG-YD4/видео.htmlsi=QSaW0nUMUwThuQlL
“ he passed the stupid tax bill, which by the way was stupid” lol
_“this is 1950, all these dogs driving their kids to soccer practice”_
Sounds like a legit Biden quote.
Charles Anthony you beat me to it 😂😂😂
2:21
Best part lmao
Lmao he copied the top comment you bastard 😂
"You go first, sir."
"Because people-"
"Your time is up sir"
No
No
No
Yes
@@itzalex9216 NO
We need prez donald j biden vs joe trump part 2. With the most recent us presidential debate!
1:18 I like how Joe giggles at Trumps “saas”
"I'm vice president Chris *WALLAWALLAWALLA*
I spit my coffee on myself.. lol 1 fucking second into this vid
Off to a great start
Rart
My tacher’s name is Mr Wallawalla. No cap
Good Evening from hell
timestamp?
"You've gotta provide these businesses with the pee-pees."
-Joe Trump, 2020
sauce?
I believe it was Donald Biden who said this
Some people are waiting for Friday's debate, I (an intellectual) will be waiting for YT Pewp's take on it.
Its on thursday my guy
@@MoodieJoodie not here in China lol.
@@anasfarahi4401 Ohhh, that makes more sense.
我也在看
“You’ve got to provide these businesses with the PP’s.”-Joe Trump 2020
"President Biden, you say that President Trump is very fine"
"Oh yes"
4:04 Trump actually replied, "Oh, yeah sure" sarcastically.
Scalie
@@gh0stbn356 Yes
@@OzCroc ok
@@gh0stbn356 yay
4:19 "This is 1950. All these dogs driving their kids to soccer practice."
Well, shit. Now I really want to go back in time to 1950.
I died at that
I don't get it 😭
@@lnteIIigence Because you're Donald Trump. 😅
“in 47 months i’ve done more than you have ever done since 1929”
i dont even think that was edited
“This is going to be a FROFFF like you never seen, and its a SHAASHH”
3:01 "People know what to do, they can social distance, they can wash their hands, they can do drugs and alcohol and depression.
“President you paid 7 dollars in federal income tax”
“I PAID 38 ONE YEAR”
Like I don’t wanna pay tax.
@@dracodeanglicus3857 lmao
@@dracodeanglicus3857 He passed the stupid tax bill, which by the way, is stupid.
@@blagoevski336 In 47 months, I've done more than you've done since 1929.
“You propose *foof* “
I love that this is completely unbiased for the sake of comedy
It's quite refreshing.
It definitely feels pro Biden
@@Jb-ik3pq ehhhh it actually comes more across as true- that is, it showcases both of them as massive idiots
@@brandonvaughn1200 yea tbh I think they're bost retarded
@@brandonvaughn1200 wait...but I live in America so I have no choice...🤔😓🤯🤡
“I am in favor of law, you f--“ 😂😂
"I tell you, Joe, you could never have done the joj that we did."
"...I know how to do the joj"
"Well, you didn't do very well in FOUNDATION REPAIR... 100% UNSATISFIED."
“FRAUF” and “SHESH” got me good
Same here lmao
You lost the left
I swear😂😂😂
I CAN DO THE JAUSH
*S* o *O* S
Audience:claps
Chris Wallace: NO NOISE
Audience:
*Chris Wallallla
My favorite part
Is it possible to learn this power...?
Lol silence
*Chirs WallaWallaWalla
“First of all… um.. I-um… m-m-m ‘scuse me mem-em” - Joe Biden, 2020
My mother cracks up constantly every time she sees this.
"I paid $38 one year. Like, I don't wanna pay tax. *points* He passed a stupid tax bill, which by the way, was stupid"
I love this video. lol.
Joe Trump passed stupid bills
yeah i rewatch this and i can't stop laughing every time i rewatch it
"President Biden, you say President Trump is very fine."
"Oh yeah sure."
Ship incoming...
Threesome with cornpop
And president trump you say you are black
@Andrew Brown Trident is a gum lmaoo.
*The best part: it's orange flavored gum*
4:39 Spitting straight facts. What a legend.
0:48 this part is incredible
"And more importantly, you will not be focusing on what the candidates are saying today." Buahaha
“I can assure you none of the questions focus on the two candidates, and more importantly YOU will not focus on what the candidates have to say.”
Just like the actual debate!
Accurate
This was unironically more coherent than today’s debate (featuring Trump’s mad ramblings about Afghanistan, the border, and how Joe was supposedly the worst president, and Joe’s “we beat Medicare” howler)
"They can do drugs and alcohol and *depression* " - Drumpf
This really wasn't edited.
"They're dumping mailmen in rivers!"
"Let me tell you- we need to reopen China, we need to reopen the golf courses, reopen the horses"😂
A Mailman has fallen in the river in Lego City!
@@hackermanack3393 START THE NEW RESCUE HELICOPTER!...................
@@hiddenflare6169 Hey!!!
@@jumnei5159 BUILD THE HELICOPTER
And off to the rescue!
“All these dogs driving their kids to soccer practice” I’m laughing so hard right now lol😆
PLEASE MAKE THE NEW DEBATE PART 2
"This is going to be a FrOF like youve never seen. And it's a ShESH."
Why is this the funniest part of the whole thing for me? I love it
Can they do a good Joj though?
@@VincenzoInfi 2:12
This was my favorite part of the whole video. Especially his face when he says ShESH😂
Lmaaoo
“Over the last 200 hundred he’s promised to get rid of Obama.” Why is this comedy gold.
Stand back put on a mask
"In 47 months, I've done more than what you've done since 1929."
Because Obama is no good. But it was China’s fault, sIIIIIIIIIs, and that destroyed Obama really well.
@@mikeingersoll7344 Would've been funnier if your account was COVID 19 and had a profile picture of the virus.
This is going to be FROORF like you've never seen, and it's a SHAASH
“You’ve got to provide these businesses with PPs”
I know where my vote is going
My prayers go out to the mailmen in West Virginia being sold and dumped in to rivers. #prayformailmen
#mailmenlivesmatter #mlm
Lmao #mailmenlivesmatter
#mlm
2 people have died!
@@noonewatchesmyvideos3891 ...wtf?
"He passed a stupid tax bill, which, by the way, was stupid."
I don't think you're supposed to just insert lines from the debate into the video without changing anything.
He said a tax bill that allowed loop holes in the law so owners of large corporations can avoid taxes.
@@sheasexton3636 it's fucking sarcasm
@@deathbear5953 i know
@@sheasexton3636 you obviously don't
@@deathbear5953 ok friend 😉
1:25 this is how I shut people up from now on
4:14 showed it to my dad........ He's in the hospital now from laughing so hard
2000: In 20 years, we'll have flying cars.
2020: More people will be hurt by pencils!
It's true! Last weekend, I tossed a mechanical pencil and pricked my finger trying to catch it. It was my first toss!
@Christian Kerby They're not legalized tho, lol.
When i was baby i feel on a pencil right up
Do you think I know how to do The Joᒐ?
2020: “this is going to be a FRORF like you’ve never seen, and it’s a SHESH”
“Moscow’s wife gave you 3.5 dollars” 😂😂😂
What did he do to deserve those 3.5 dollars? I want them too
@@gersongaete1574 *HE*
tree fiddy
3.5 Dollars, not great not terrible.
"Chris, I'm totally bored of elections!" (FAST FORWARDS)
- Joe Trump
I thought that was Donald Biden. Chris really should’ve made more clear who he was talking to
"I tell you Joe you could never have done the joj that we did"
"I know how to do the joj"
*This was more organized and made more sense than the actual debate*
Stolen
This is one of your best YTP's ever. Hilarious the whole way through.
Thanks a bunch!!
YT Pewp N O N O I S E
@@sasksniper7802 😶
@JESUS CHRIST +1 😂 😂 😂
@@YTPewp U lost the left
Nobody:
Al Capone explaining why he shouldn’t go to jail: 3:32
"Let me just tell you something, I don't care."
I literally wheezed 💀
Audience: Claps
Wallace: " *NO NOISE!* "
Audience: