Johnny Depp's funniest moments in court ( part 2 ) 💅🍷

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @vinnieg6161
    @vinnieg6161 Год назад +4050

    "I don't remember, I don't even remember what I had for breakfast"
    I feel ya buddy

    • @defquick2410
      @defquick2410 10 месяцев назад +45

      First real thing I've heard today

    • @Monotone_Fallen
      @Monotone_Fallen 10 месяцев назад +13

      @@defquick2410 fr tho

    • @adgeifc
      @adgeifc 9 месяцев назад +9

      Same it's so bad i forgot what i did to the gym in 1:00pm

    • @Christrulesall2
      @Christrulesall2 5 месяцев назад +3

      Objection. Calls for hearsay.

    • @nothing23681
      @nothing23681 5 месяцев назад +5

      Once I almost forgot my name

  • @kimberlybeth
    @kimberlybeth Год назад +10175

    The second hand embarrassment we all felt when ambers attorney objected hearsay to himself 😂

  • @blessymargarette1847
    @blessymargarette1847 2 года назад +9159

    "AQUAMANNN" ALWAYS GETS ME💀

    • @TheIndependentLens
      @TheIndependentLens Год назад +170

      Homegirl knows she wouldn't have been in Aquaman if he didn't pull some strings for her.

    • @Nebulex78
      @Nebulex78 Год назад +68

      Objection hearsay

    • @vinnieg6161
      @vinnieg6161 Год назад +53

      @@Nebulex78 objection straight facts

    • @horrorqueen3457
      @horrorqueen3457 Год назад +27

      I saw an animated version of the audio recording and I have it saved to my phone it's so funny and for what

    • @iAmNothingness
      @iAmNothingness Год назад +25

      AKWAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAN

  • @brianwaltershaw9961
    @brianwaltershaw9961 Год назад +3036

    About a year later and I am still laughing my ass off😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TDoThis
    @TDoThis Год назад +5412

    “Where the hell did Amber get these lawyers?”
    “Let’s bet on dollar tree” 💀💀

    • @Yourlocalbaddiebestie
      @Yourlocalbaddiebestie Год назад +74

      I bet from a dumpster fire

    • @TDoThis
      @TDoThis Год назад +37

      @@Yourlocalbaddiebestie or from the deepest crevices of a landfill 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @pghlinqq5806
      @pghlinqq5806 Год назад +18

      Naw from the article Ocean or something

    • @Ivangmer07
      @Ivangmer07 Год назад +38

      The thing is that THEY WERE LITERALLY WORKING WITH LIES!

    • @TDoThis
      @TDoThis Год назад +20

      @@Ivangmer07 and not a single one correlated with each other bro- 😭😭

  • @SugarBubbleTLovesYou
    @SugarBubbleTLovesYou 2 года назад +16930

    The fact that she’s an actress and she can’t even cry properly on demand 😂

    • @The_miIk
      @The_miIk 2 года назад +595

      I'm not even an qctor and I can cry on demand 😭

    • @darlenebuck7825
      @darlenebuck7825 2 года назад +306

      I can cry better than her even when I'm not upset and with real tears not invisible tears. not to mention she's a terrible actress and how Johnny loved and married this psychotic woman is beyond me.

    • @andrewoberg
      @andrewoberg 2 года назад +202

      her acting coach said that was her weakness

    • @auto.36
      @auto.36 2 года назад +76

      @Andrew Oberg
      And one of Depp's lawers used it against her in court (as she should've)

    • @feetfindr
      @feetfindr 2 года назад +45

      I’m not an experienced actor and I can cry on command.

  • @Suegiclah
    @Suegiclah 2 года назад +53724

    This entire court case feels like a comedy.

    • @cmsg303
      @cmsg303 2 года назад +670

      it really is

    • @SHADOW-pu6qm
      @SHADOW-pu6qm 2 года назад +778

      Hope they make a movie of it aka a depp movie but she'll probably sue

    • @purplepenguin17
      @purplepenguin17 2 года назад +441

      The first cry from amber though. You could tell it was fake

    • @debbiesanderson9179
      @debbiesanderson9179 2 года назад

      Maybe on AH side its circus her lawyers, witnesses, friends, sneaky shit going passing notes, texting, Fraud Dr reading her notes Amber wrote for her to read hiding info from lawyers, judge telling her she has to copy. Etc lies BS

    • @sariahlace5944
      @sariahlace5944 2 года назад +101

      Because of Amber

  • @haveaniceday234
    @haveaniceday234 Год назад +1414

    The objection to his own question still gets me every single time 🤣

    • @milacruz3970
      @milacruz3970 11 месяцев назад +22

      I still cringe so badly

    • @Izzy-y1w
      @Izzy-y1w 7 месяцев назад +6

      DANANA NA NA

    • @QuKun
      @QuKun 7 месяцев назад +15

      "uh... objection! .. heresay!-" 😂😂😂

    • @virussbluee
      @virussbluee 4 месяца назад +2

      2 years, and i’m still laughing

    • @blending_in
      @blending_in 3 месяца назад

      still priceless

  • @Noone-hk1vf
    @Noone-hk1vf 2 года назад +12244

    The amount of times “hearsay” was said in this one court case has to be a world record

  • @ana-vd7ir
    @ana-vd7ir 2 года назад +8367

    WHEN SHE ACTED LIKE SHE WAS SCARED OF HIM I LAUGHED SO HARD

    • @vxvxvxvx2135
      @vxvxvxvx2135 2 года назад +115

      LMAOOO SAMEE

    • @mackenziethebestbrittanysd5561
      @mackenziethebestbrittanysd5561 2 года назад +233

      *steps away staring at Johnny*
      LMAO WHATBIS THAT

    • @AlvinaYunoa
      @AlvinaYunoa 2 года назад

      As if you would just “forget” your “alleged abuser” that’s in the room and not be aware and kept your guard up. Fucking pathetic acting

    • @highdarling
      @highdarling 2 года назад +113

      FR ITS LIKE IDK HOW TO SAY ITS JUST RIDICULOUSLY FUNNY 😭💀

    • @ghost_mylo_arcane
      @ghost_mylo_arcane 2 года назад +23

      *-IT SHOULDN'T BE FUNNY-*

  • @maniacal1870
    @maniacal1870 2 года назад +12068

    Her pretending like she's scared of him, with all these cops around, was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
    It seems her getting a role in a semi-big movie made her think she was a good actress. She is mistaken.

    • @999wrldlives7
      @999wrldlives7 2 года назад +230

      Its like she was audition for a cast 😂

    • @ok_lyssa4012
      @ok_lyssa4012 2 года назад +152

      it was the funniest shit ever 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @FaerieLoki
      @FaerieLoki 2 года назад +275

      Fr. Like she's scared of him when cops are around but when they were alone and the fights were being recorded, she'd have the biggest balls

    • @Curiouswasabi
      @Curiouswasabi 2 года назад +85

      When you skip acting classes😂

    • @grimmy_27
      @grimmy_27 2 года назад +119

      Agreed, it's absolutely hilarious when she does that. Typically, victims of abuse tend to keep their eyes on the abuser and try to be aware of their surroundings at all times, but it seems that Ms Turd's lawyers didn't advise her about that

  • @Jorie921
    @Jorie921 Год назад +836

    I actually donated to vaping guy, love him and he wasn't paid to testify. Johnny's humor is amazing and on point. As an abuse victim, I can promise to you, humor is a very powerful coping mechanism.

    • @Eye_Of_Odin978
      @Eye_Of_Odin978 Год назад +98

      Vaping guy is honestly the best parts for me.
      This random dude who I don't even know is just straight-up in court getting questioned over video-call and he's just vaping and laughing about most of it. "I don't even remember what I had for breakfast that morning."
      That was funny as hell. Glad to hear he did it without pay.

  • @itsjennamarie2239
    @itsjennamarie2239 2 года назад +8761

    The 12 objections in row from Camille had me laughing SOOO HARD and the fact that the judge sustained ALL of them definitely says something! 😂😭

  • @Ladybug.2727
    @Ladybug.2727 2 года назад +11570

    This entire court drama has made me love Johnny even more than before.

  • @johnprice6271
    @johnprice6271 2 года назад +7489

    I will never get over the lawyer objecting to his own question, and the sound that played only made it better.

    • @KrankyKranky1
      @KrankyKranky1 2 года назад +82

      Lmao that android notification sound got me dead asf💀💀💀

    • @grodygibsonlcd8038
      @grodygibsonlcd8038 2 года назад

      I’d walk the fuck out if I heard “objection heresay” fourteen times in the same sitting.
      Christ ALMIGHTY their I.Q’s are so low that YEARS of education still won’t matter, or they’re just trolling. The lawyers are HARD TROLLING on both sides.

    • @Yeeeeeeeehawcowboy
      @Yeeeeeeeehawcowboy 2 года назад +9

      When’s the time stamp

    • @MoostruckCoyote
      @MoostruckCoyote 2 года назад +35

      @@Yeeeeeeeehawcowboy 2:36

    • @BloodRedKat
      @BloodRedKat 2 года назад +8

      I’m still dying over that 😂🤣

  • @meluli09
    @meluli09 Год назад +220

    I love the way he defends himself, so calmy and even with a touch of humor. 😂 What a great man!!

  • @imaginaryrat9399
    @imaginaryrat9399 2 года назад +5040

    Her "crying" was so embarrassing, imagine what it felt like actually watching this in the court. Dam I would be in tears!

  • @kebreenz
    @kebreenz 2 года назад +30484

    they should get amber heard in court more, its like a comedy movie

    • @MissHawes0187
      @MissHawes0187 2 года назад

      Shes lucky its not criminal court. She'd be fucked

    • @i.ananaa
      @i.ananaa 2 года назад +140

      frfr

    • @rebekahmk6794
      @rebekahmk6794 2 года назад +257

      I dno whhatt I'm gonna do when Its over it is its been exiting emotional funny and I do think johnny needs to be on tv series now cause its been brilliant

    • @theodorrodriguez1800
      @theodorrodriguez1800 2 года назад +42

      or something from car crash tv

    • @i.ananaa
      @i.ananaa 2 года назад +37

      @@MrEdnz how is it cringe

  • @sanaghiasvand7718
    @sanaghiasvand7718 2 года назад +8122

    "is there a reason u did not give that to miss Herd?"
    "yes: we only give them to victims of domestic house violence"✨✨💅🏻💅🏻
    IM DYING LMAOOOOO

  • @michaellovell2454
    @michaellovell2454 9 месяцев назад +136

    One thing i love is that Depp takes his time and thinks about what he is gonna say, which is why he talks so slowly at times.

    • @higherhigher9671
      @higherhigher9671 9 месяцев назад +25

      i think that he’s also trying to figure out what the freak is happening 💀💀

    • @chrystalgossett6903
      @chrystalgossett6903 3 месяца назад +4

      Trying not to get hearsay thrown at him😂😂😂

  • @FusionXIII
    @FusionXIII 2 года назад +3856

    I love how the judge said "order in the court" the first time the audience starts laughing, and now they just don't care, they're aware this whole trial is a joke.

    • @woodyhorton8537
      @woodyhorton8537 2 года назад +129

      Their enjoying it and so are we lol

    • @TheBeatlesLover1962
      @TheBeatlesLover1962 2 года назад +76

      @Johny Depp 🅥 really? Using his situation as your own showcase? Get some dignity.

    • @ibrahimkayikci2146
      @ibrahimkayikci2146 2 года назад +38

      @@TheBeatlesLover1962 Report them as spam so their bot accounts get banned.

    • @FusionXIII
      @FusionXIII 2 года назад +11

      @@ibrahimkayikci2146 way ahead of you

    • @lisab4395
      @lisab4395 2 года назад +19

      @King Brilliant woah whoa woah no. no. wdf. no.

  • @aminatakone824
    @aminatakone824 2 года назад +3482

    she’s literally turning and crying in the jury’s direction . i bet she could draw all of them to perfection from memory only.

    • @Purplechick101
      @Purplechick101 2 года назад +117

      Literally nonstop, it's so unsettling. I heard the jurors refuse to look at her.

    • @ani_girl820
      @ani_girl820 2 года назад +63

      I can't even watch her crying since I will get the secondhand embarrassment.

    • @EE-kt8sh
      @EE-kt8sh 2 года назад +11

      @@Purplechick101 Why would the refuse to look? As if they will be swayed by her? That would make me more and more negative towards her

    • @KFC_Official_
      @KFC_Official_ 2 года назад +56

      I find it so weird. Like, you’d think when someone is crying from recounting horrible experiences, they’d try hiding their face and stiffen, but she lifts her face and moves so much…still no tears.

    • @Purplechick101
      @Purplechick101 2 года назад +20

      @@EE-kt8sh She looks at them to answer every question, they're probably over it so they just pretend to be writing, or so I've heard

  • @finnseeger
    @finnseeger 2 года назад +4586

    actors in court are so funny. Certain actors use their skills to fake cry and to lie, and others just are normal people. Thanks Johnny for being a normal human being in court. We love you.

    • @kasumikiku4665
      @kasumikiku4665 2 года назад +49

      Johnny doesnt need to fake cry 🤣

    • @DyanLucas
      @DyanLucas 2 года назад +2

      500th like

    • @i.n.1.0
      @i.n.1.0 2 года назад +1

      @@DyanLucas 501 like

    • @DyanLucas
      @DyanLucas 2 года назад +1

      @@i.n.1.0 nice

    • @leviathan3474
      @leviathan3474 2 года назад +42

      Amber trying to use her “skills” to cry and make the courtroom feel bad. Lol Johnny just chilling.

  • @JackedJere
    @JackedJere 9 месяцев назад +135

    “As long as you’re happy sir”😂😂😂

  • @pk8491
    @pk8491 2 года назад +4415

    I don’t think I’ve seen her shed a tear when she’s “crying” talking about being abused by Johnny and usually she’s fine as soon as she stops talking

    • @Slevin_Kalevra
      @Slevin_Kalevra 2 года назад +63

      Because she hasnt. She also takes time out for photo ops while she is "emotional".

    • @renstormcloak6228
      @renstormcloak6228 2 года назад +40

      That's true but there are some people who actually don't tear up. For example, whenever I cry I barely spill a tear. (it does NOT mean that I'm on Amber's side. In fact, I support Johnny)

    • @Slevin_Kalevra
      @Slevin_Kalevra 2 года назад +30

      @@renstormcloak6228 I got you. Think about this however, consider everything we have heard in this trial. Do we think for a moment Heards defense team wouldn't have retained a medical professional to explain she has that diagnosis?

    • @renstormcloak6228
      @renstormcloak6228 2 года назад +17

      @@Slevin_Kalevra I'll be 100% honest about this, I didn't know that it was an actual medical condition, I thought it was just something that happens in some people. Though if it actually is then yeah you're right they would have brung it up

    • @Slevin_Kalevra
      @Slevin_Kalevra 2 года назад +15

      @@renstormcloak6228 the medical community thinks it might be linked to Sjogren's syndrome but yes I would say not producing tears in moments of heightened emotional states would be a medical disorder or at the very least a medical fact. Sorry not trying to talk down to you or anything if it came across that way.

  • @Barnghost
    @Barnghost 2 года назад +3346

    It's genuinely so heartwarming to see Johnny surrounded by so many supportive friends.

  • @ikehoofficial
    @ikehoofficial 2 года назад +3393

    i love how he just isnt taking anything seriously cuz he has no obligation to, he's completely in the right and he knows it

    • @AshBryning
      @AshBryning Год назад +8

      he's in the right by assaulting her at least 12 times which was PROVED court case and AMDITTED to lying in court?

    • @LBTVGAMES
      @LBTVGAMES Год назад +35

      Where did you get this information?

    • @vertihippo1274
      @vertihippo1274 Год назад +133

      @@AshBryning stop the cap, you've spammed comments like this everywhere, it's annoying and inaccurate, obviously fishing for attention

    • @OriginalPuro
      @OriginalPuro Год назад +4

      "cuz" is slang for cousin, you mean the word "because".

    • @vertihippo1274
      @vertihippo1274 Год назад

      @@ole01 ...use your eyes and watch the case
      How dense are you? It's clear Amber is lying out of her...

  • @ericadias4680
    @ericadias4680 Год назад +333

    1y later and it's still funnier than many comedy shows 😂

  • @hayleyirvine
    @hayleyirvine 2 года назад +5318

    The way Ben King looks so shocked when the attorney objects to his own question makes me laugh so hard every time I see it

    • @HelixBeats98
      @HelixBeats98 2 года назад +78

      Funniest moment so far

    • @1963Jax
      @1963Jax 2 года назад +7

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @oliviaadan8208
      @oliviaadan8208 2 года назад +73

      Funniest so far..lawyer objecting his own question was incredibly funny

    • @alexandersmidt5289
      @alexandersmidt5289 2 года назад +5

      @@oliviaadan8208 When did that happen? What's the timestamp

    • @keithgreen69
      @keithgreen69 2 года назад +5

      @@alexandersmidt5289 hold on let me see what i can find

  • @lucym954
    @lucym954 2 года назад +3908

    2 months later I’ve come back and ambers acting is still making me HOWL 🤣🤣🤣

    • @cowcrap
      @cowcrap Год назад +33

      her acting was the reason i never finished Aquaman

    • @maggiemccauslin1084
      @maggiemccauslin1084 Год назад +26

      and some people still take her side even though she obviously lied and faked things in Court lol

    • @RoadWorkAhead.YeahIHopeItDoes
      @RoadWorkAhead.YeahIHopeItDoes Год назад

      ​@@bubbles8120same

    • @mrsuzan533
      @mrsuzan533 Год назад +7

      @@bubbles8120 Pretty cool to know that the entire internet either thinks of this entire think as comedy or a try not to rage challenge. One of the few times that we all agree on something.

    • @laylaknopfler5989
      @laylaknopfler5989 Год назад +2

      I never could get through it ,always skipping it 😅

  • @masonsgrippers6445
    @masonsgrippers6445 2 года назад +1802

    i love how he tries so hard not to laugh and he still does, I could NEVER

    • @Villyoman
      @Villyoman 2 года назад +4

      Finish your sentence?

  • @hibiscus_lps
    @hibiscus_lps 7 месяцев назад +120

    the guy casually vaping in the car during the trial was everything lol

  • @bigpapamagoo8696
    @bigpapamagoo8696 2 года назад +2611

    The way Amber sobs and shits herself whenever her lawyers are examining her, but then when she’s being cross-examined she gets aggressive and seems totally confident in herself is so comical.

    • @hb9145
      @hb9145 2 года назад +77

      True. Her main emotion is aggression.

    • @____Michael_____
      @____Michael_____ 2 года назад

      shits herself? woah easy how you phrase things there

    • @cat6445
      @cat6445 2 года назад +64

      ‘shits herself’ this makes me wheeze every second i hear this phrase 💀💀

    • @hollyhayes9640
      @hollyhayes9640 2 года назад

      Well, everyone calls her "Amber Turd" for a reason. 💩😂

    • @makasliyanage8686
      @makasliyanage8686 2 года назад

      How This pre shoot🤣
      ruclips.net/video/PFxTVo94iqI/видео.html

  • @farihatasnimahona2956
    @farihatasnimahona2956 Год назад +2696

    The fact that amber is a professional actress but still can't drop a single tear while crying is sending me😂

    • @Saché15
      @Saché15 Год назад +120

      Her acting teacher even said she struggled to cry

    • @HyukaThingzz
      @HyukaThingzz Год назад

      She needs a tear stick

    • @treeguardien
      @treeguardien Год назад +43

      She's an actor alright.
      Just not a super one!

    • @ShitkidOfJamrock
      @ShitkidOfJamrock Год назад +47

      "Professional"
      "Actor"
      You might be using those words wrong

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 Год назад +25

      Professional, actress, and amber are not appropriate in the same sentence.

  • @melizzapestano16
    @melizzapestano16 2 года назад +5719

    At this point, even though he hasn’t won the case, he definitely won back the hearts of those people who doubted him. He also gained so much more fans. Him and his great lawyers showed the world Amber Heards true color and showed what kind of person she truly is.

    • @hejtmankovahana
      @hejtmankovahana 2 года назад +23

      Wait, he lost?

    • @maga8307
      @maga8307 2 года назад +5

      ? Wot?

    • @shamf9672
      @shamf9672 2 года назад +162

      @@hejtmankovahana it’s not over yet. Still got cross examination and ooo I can’t wait

    • @sleepyren3549
      @sleepyren3549 2 года назад +25

      It ain’t over yet lmao

    • @kebreenz
      @kebreenz 2 года назад +51

      im gonna need you to remove that first part he hasn't even lost or won yet the results aren't even out 🤨

  • @emmymadrid6446
    @emmymadrid6446 Год назад +111

    Johnny's facial expressions, the best court case ever aired!!! Love you J!!!

  • @amalHope3
    @amalHope3 2 года назад +5447

    I love how she has a selective memory; she remembers in detail all the "alleged" incidents that are in her favor but forgot all the horrible abuse she did to her husband

  • @jaynekittycat9252
    @jaynekittycat9252 2 года назад +4778

    Johnny Depp is very articulate, and very intelligent. Her attorney's are trying so hard to put this man in a very bad light. JOHNNY DEPP ALL THE WAY.

    • @crazycatladyoftullamore5176
      @crazycatladyoftullamore5176 2 года назад +9

      Well said Jayne kittycat!!!!👏😸😻😽

    • @jaynekittycat9252
      @jaynekittycat9252 2 года назад +13

      @@crazycatladyoftullamore5176 love from England 🇬🇧 😸

    • @crazycatladyoftullamore5176
      @crazycatladyoftullamore5176 2 года назад +6

      @@jaynekittycat9252 hi from Australia! My late husband, Martin, and his parents and sister came to Wollongong, NSW, Australia in 1964 from Dartford, Kent, England and there's still family in London and other parts of the UK although I'm not sure exactly where. My son has been doing the family tree lately and we're all stoked at the fantastic ancestors he has found from Archbishops to a General in charge of 900 men who he had to clothe, feed and house from his own pocket! So we have a great connection with our English friends, we would love to visit but would have to win the lottery first lol. Have a great day, lots of love from your Aussie friend Ann xoxo 🇦🇺🤠🏡😍😘💖

    • @jaynekittycat9252
      @jaynekittycat9252 2 года назад +5

      @@crazycatladyoftullamore5176 I absolutely love Australia 🇦🇺. My favorite 80's band are from there. Although the lead singer unfortunately died. It's INXS. I also like John Farnham, who originated from England, and moved to Melbourne when he was ten years old. If someone asked me, what Country I would love to live besides England, it would be Australia. I would love to visit Sydney, where Michael Hutchence memorial is. I'm into Cats, but love dogs and other wildlife. I've always adopted stray Cats, all passed now. Smudge in photo, is my latest. I've had him since 2016. Love him to bits. At the moment I'm feeding 2 Hedgehogs, Squirrels, and my beloved wild 🐦 birds. This Johnny Depp scenario is good viewing. That Amber Heard is a VILE WOMAN. Hope he wins the case, I have a feeling he will. Its a heat wave here, but it is your winter. Sorry about your Husband Anne. Lots of love Aussie Friend, from Jayne and Smudge. ❤❤❤

    • @azzyntll
      @azzyntll 2 года назад +4

      Johnny isn’t completely innocent, there’s proof of some awful things he has done and certain people he’s friends with…

  • @khael2127
    @khael2127 2 года назад +3045

    "There's SUN in the Bahamas right?"
    I choked on my chocolate because I was laughing so damn hard, where the hell is she getting her lawyers man

    • @crunchycakezz7905
      @crunchycakezz7905 2 года назад +65

      I hope you enjoyed your cereal

    • @jonmaku1150
      @jonmaku1150 2 года назад +57

      As the editor said she found them in the trash can

    • @perlyax
      @perlyax 2 года назад +16

      But, is there?

    • @yoghurtttt.
      @yoghurtttt. 2 года назад +8

      @@perlyax yea

    • @nelle9118
      @nelle9118 2 года назад +20

      She had a Groupon

  • @andresarzola8809
    @andresarzola8809 Год назад +63

    I’ll never get over her lawyers name “Rottenborn” it’s PERFECT 🤣

  • @Liv3741_xvi
    @Liv3741_xvi 2 года назад +1442

    The fact that Amber Heard is an actor, makes all the fake crying moments even funnier.

    • @sapphire2105
      @sapphire2105 2 года назад +35

      aquamaaannnnnnnn 😜

    • @notane.real1
      @notane.real1 2 года назад +5

      @@sapphire2105 aquamaaaeeenn

    • @lifeisbitvlover171
      @lifeisbitvlover171 2 года назад +16

      God, even I'm a better actress, and let me tell you, I'm no good, but I can at least actually cry

    • @_onetrashyeditor_89
      @_onetrashyeditor_89 2 года назад +3

      @@sapphire2105 aqeaMEaannnnNnNn

    • @shakiralove5558
      @shakiralove5558 2 года назад

      How is it gonna be her whole career and she still sucks at it😭💀

  • @tarawilkerson4958
    @tarawilkerson4958 2 года назад +2710

    Amber's face expressions are priceless it's like she is constantly smelling "poop"💩

    • @-eman4170
      @-eman4170 2 года назад

      coz shes smelling her self
      I KNOW THIS COMMENT IS STUPID

    • @aprildice1064
      @aprildice1064 2 года назад +49

      Why did she turd in the bed by Johnny
      WHY?!???
      AND then try and blame the two pets
      She tried blaming the kittens or whatever those funny things are in the photo

    • @jasminejackson8605
      @jasminejackson8605 2 года назад +59

      I guess she keeps smelling herself

    • @tarawilkerson4958
      @tarawilkerson4958 2 года назад

      Johnny Depp can SMELL right thru her lies!!!!! She is nasty and is a horrible actress she sucked in Aquaman!!!!

    • @tarawilkerson4958
      @tarawilkerson4958 2 года назад +12

      @@jasminejackson8605 ahahaha she so nasty!!!!!!

  • @BurstingColorz
    @BurstingColorz 10 месяцев назад +58

    take a shot every time they say “objection hearsay!” 😂

  • @mandidavis8682
    @mandidavis8682 2 года назад +1231

    Her acting is hilarious when she acts scared of him as she is stepping down from the stand. Its like she just realized he was in the court room

    • @itstruelovexo
      @itstruelovexo 2 года назад +33

      Objection, hearsay Your Honour 🤡

    • @minzy1708
      @minzy1708 2 года назад +7

      @@itstruelovexo overruled 😌

    • @levelselectleader
      @levelselectleader 2 года назад

      Timestamp? Or Is It Not On This Video

    • @inkandfable1744
      @inkandfable1744 2 года назад +1

      @@levelselectleader 4:11

    • @Harshharsh111
      @Harshharsh111 2 года назад +2

      She killed there , this was blunt moment she thought 💭 would be good in the camera to look like getting terrified by a beast ex husband, although all we know so far is that she
      IS psychopath, and pathological liar to the end

  • @gamersens2363
    @gamersens2363 2 года назад +1694

    I love when Johnny speaks he’s looking at the person who asked the question, but Amber constantly looks at the jury. Seeing Johnny’s response after the verdict on his Instagram, Johnny is sincere and grateful, but on Ambers post she’s blaming everyone but herself.

    • @NotMorganFreeman.
      @NotMorganFreeman. 2 года назад +79

      That's what got me too. Everyone on the stand answers to whoever is speaking to them, but she is the only one who turned to the jury every time she answered a question. I don't know why they even allowed her to continue doing it.

    • @familhagaudir8561
      @familhagaudir8561 2 года назад +55

      The reason she did this was because he only needed ONE man on the jury to desperately simp for her thinking ''WE HAD A CONNECTION, SHE LOOKED AT ME I MUST PROTECT THE DAMZELL IN DISTRESS'' to derail jury deliberations so she wouldn't be found guilty.
      Thankfully it didn't work, but it often does. Maby if this trial happened a few years ago when she was more mesmerizing, it would have worked.

    • @counterCLOCKWORK
      @counterCLOCKWORK 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/53tEgQgGtJ8/видео.html

    • @datdankdj8264
      @datdankdj8264 2 года назад +47

      @@familhagaudir8561 there’ve been studies that show Attractive people are less likely to be proven guilty…
      …actually kinda thankful she took a tootsie roll 9000 on Johnny’s bed, bc then NO ONE finds her attractive, and She can always remember this as the day she almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow

    • @mandachris7146
      @mandachris7146 2 года назад +20

      @@datdankdj8264 tootsie roll 9000 🤣 I will never be able to walk a dog without saying that now

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 2 года назад +3944

    Seeing Amber trying to cry was the funniest thing I actually burst out laughing

    • @ariana8955
      @ariana8955 2 года назад +59

      I cringe so hard

    • @dorkyidiot661
      @dorkyidiot661 2 года назад +44

      It's one of the many things that makes me question how the hell she even got her career as an actress in the first place. It's just pure clownery at its finest qwq

    • @Iamdebcat
      @Iamdebcat 2 года назад +8

      I started dying 😂😂😂😂

    • @himurahaibara1459
      @himurahaibara1459 2 года назад +4

      It's painfully funny 😂😂😂

    • @casmatori
      @casmatori Год назад +5

      If I was in the jury I don't know how I'd be able to not either smile or scrunch my face up in awkwardness.

  • @fairyhxe
    @fairyhxe 7 месяцев назад +19

    Everyone being serious meanwhile Johnny and the person next to him : acting like me and my bff when there is drama going on 😂😅

  • @Cassie_Calamity
    @Cassie_Calamity 2 года назад +4185

    Johnny has been my idol ever since I was eight years old. It’s obvious that he is funny as he always was and still is. He made this situation 10x funnier.😂

    • @hellsbells5389
      @hellsbells5389 2 года назад +35

      Lol he is sooooo cool and causally cool. Omg and his ppl are badass as well

    • @Cassie_Calamity
      @Cassie_Calamity 2 года назад +19

      @@hellsbells5389 It is like wherever he goes and whatever movie he plays in he is always one of the best characters.

    • @Kekoa552
      @Kekoa552 2 года назад +6

      My first movie that was a classic favorite was Charlie In the chocolate factory I read the book and watched the movie it was the best one of all times

    • @Cassie_Calamity
      @Cassie_Calamity 2 года назад +3

      @@Kekoa552 my favorite was Sweeney Todd or Sleepy hollow

    • @xoselhket
      @xoselhket 2 года назад +4

      I've loved Johnny since 1985! I didn't like hearing that he was with Amber back in the day... even though I knew NOTHING about her, I said 'ewwwwww'. Only because now of this court case, I know what movies she has been in. And sorry, movies like Aquaman and all other superhero movies (except maybe the new Batman and Raimi Spiderman) are shit! Just like Amber Turd.

  • @tayladavis3344
    @tayladavis3344 2 года назад +5489

    The fact that this man is getting accused of this is horrible because he's to nice

    • @BlancaEstella4837
      @BlancaEstella4837 2 года назад +150

      I'm sorry to say that, but him being Nice is no prove of innocence, neither is him being cool, and charismaric..., people can be all that and still do bad things

    • @tayladavis3344
      @tayladavis3344 2 года назад +71

      @@BlancaEstella4837 yes but why would his own ex wife's defend him if he wasn't innocent

    • @BlancaEstella4837
      @BlancaEstella4837 2 года назад +24

      @@tayladavis3344 because people change, maybe he was happier back then...

    • @heyimadino
      @heyimadino 2 года назад +21

      @@BlancaEstella4837 you saying he did bad things?

    • @SereneKan
      @SereneKan 2 года назад +35

      @@BlancaEstella4837 Do you believe Amber Heard in this case then, despite all witnesses debunking her claims?

  • @marcywu8853
    @marcywu8853 2 года назад +1989

    The fact that she can speak freely without getting “hearsay” (most of the time) and he can’t speak at all without having an objection

    • @gannawalidibrahim2664
      @gannawalidibrahim2664 2 года назад +160

      They just don't want him to speak cuz he actually says the truth and can call out Amber for her bullsh*t lies

    • @arielbinz5287
      @arielbinz5287 2 года назад

      Not true at all lol they call hearsay on her so many times, notice how most of the hearsays on Johnny are overruled. It’s just because Amber Heard has shit lawyers lmao

    • @marcywu8853
      @marcywu8853 2 года назад +33

      @@arielbinz5287 literally the worst lawyers I have ever seen lol

    • @deekshanaik2438
      @deekshanaik2438 2 года назад +49

      Nah I think the lawyers are having fun too listening to amber fabricate the tale.....cuz half the time she's sniffing and crying......especially the part where she telling the love story God that's cringe

    • @arielbinz5287
      @arielbinz5287 2 года назад +11

      @@deekshanaik2438that’s facts too

  • @ellenmaroney8346
    @ellenmaroney8346 9 месяцев назад +10

    SO GLAD ITS OVER AND JOHNNY PROVED HIS CASE 100%!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @LuckyNarwhal_
    @LuckyNarwhal_ 2 года назад +847

    I love how Amber successfully breaks character everytime Hearsay is called

  • @kekp3791
    @kekp3791 2 года назад +2218

    Depp is so calm while in his testimony. He wants to talk about facts, not with feelings, to get a pity from the audience.
    Amber tries so hard for pitiness that makes it obvious she is lying. Her face's expressions emphasize in wrong words or moments. Usually the face changes on a hurtful situation or part of it. She can't be sad while mentioning the word "elevator" for example, or "dog". The expressions should be seen at the moment when she describes the hitting or when getting offended by someone, which doesn't happen. 🤦

    • @grumpy_mouse
      @grumpy_mouse 2 года назад +82

      my dog stepped on a bee 😖

    • @kekp3791
      @kekp3791 2 года назад +13

      @@grumpy_mouse 😂😂😂 and her face that ask for pitiness 🙈

    • @queencoco3481
      @queencoco3481 2 года назад +17

      @@grumpy_mouse Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

    • @dimasverse2461
      @dimasverse2461 2 года назад +15

      @@grumpy_mouse 1+2 is 3 😔

    • @fyiiloveu6788
      @fyiiloveu6788 2 года назад +1

      @@queencoco3481 spongebob square pants

  • @frejaschnwald9934
    @frejaschnwald9934 Год назад +1203

    The fact that he was just laughing most of the time, shows us. Who’s really the good person, man I love him. I would’ve gotten kicked out for cheering loudly for depp, and laughing hysterically

    • @AshBryning
      @AshBryning Год назад

      ignoring the fact that depp actually DID assault her on at least 12 separate occasions?????? stop praising men who you find attractive and charismatic and start believing women. this is why women's assault cases are not taken seriously.

    • @AshBryning
      @AshBryning Год назад +13

      also knowing that anyone who loves johnny depp will automatically have a bias against heard. this case should've never been taken to the public because of people like you.

    • @frejaschnwald9934
      @frejaschnwald9934 Год назад +35

      @@AshBryning people like me? What did I do, I’ve always loved Depp. And I stand by that, so what did I actually do wrong

    • @Depp807
      @Depp807 Год назад +2

      Thank you for your love and support, I really appreciate so much❣️

    • @LordRain1031
      @LordRain1031 Год назад

      ​@@AshBryning people like Amber Turd are the reason this went to court. Look at the "previous exs." Turd's exs CONFIRMED she's abusive. Just because you don't like the facts doesn't change them. 🙄😒🤦‍♂️

  • @jinx7501
    @jinx7501 Год назад +131

    I liked how Heard's team would ask a witness a question, witness would reply but not agreeing with the lawyer, but Heard's team would respond as if the witness gave them the answer the Eard wanted.

  • @Mayaran0
    @Mayaran0 2 года назад +1133

    I love that every time a witness from an incident Amber has lied about is testifying and her lawyers ask questions about the incidents, they all say “No” and debunk the whole claim instantly

    • @LazyOtaku
      @LazyOtaku 2 года назад +1

      Okay cat lady pfp

    • @gabrote42
      @gabrote42 2 года назад +11

      Some is getting edited out but the fact that it still happened 16 times is hilarious

    • @cosmicyouth8491
      @cosmicyouth8491 2 года назад

      @@LazyOtaku lol you can't say shit with that God awful username bro 😂

    • @kirb2119
      @kirb2119 2 года назад +1

      @@LazyOtaku says the 5 year old 🤐

    • @thebreadman7220
      @thebreadman7220 2 года назад +1

      Your comment was copy pasted and stolen from a bot just to let u know

  • @mangageo9508
    @mangageo9508 2 года назад +863

    SORRY BUT WHEN SHE ACTED LIKE SHE WAS SCARED OF HIM I WAS IN STITCHES SHE LIKE POUNCED BACKWARDS LIKE A FROG AND WAS ALL LIKE "Oh my god hes going to hurt me" I WAS CRYING OF LAUGHTER

    • @siddoesntknowyou
      @siddoesntknowyou 2 года назад

      @Johny Depp 🅥 why tf is your name johny depp bro can't even spell "johnny" correctly 💀

    • @xLovelyThorns
      @xLovelyThorns 2 года назад +12

      But then almost accidentally gets into his car and just laughs… seems sus

    • @j4ret221
      @j4ret221 2 года назад +2

      So melodramatic

    • @AsheTheRedScout
      @AsheTheRedScout 2 года назад +16

      I know right? I’ve been abused and I can tell you 100000% that is NOT how a survivor of abuse acts when confronted with their abuser

    • @mangageo9508
      @mangageo9508 2 года назад +2

      @@AsheTheRedScout So sorry you had to go through that, hope you are alright x

  • @BoxKingKevin
    @BoxKingKevin 2 года назад +1526

    "Do you remember the first time he hit you?"
    "Yes"
    "Please tell us"
    *has to make it up first*
    That got me good lolol 🤣🤣🤣

    • @therussianpeanut1328
      @therussianpeanut1328 2 года назад +2

      SAME HERE-

    • @richardendresz161
      @richardendresz161 2 года назад +12

      Damn bro she still running on Windows XP she has to load that shit first

    • @THX-vp9fz
      @THX-vp9fz 2 года назад +1

      @@richardendresz161 roflmao

    • @emenuae
      @emenuae 2 года назад +4

      I literally got second hand embarrassment from it ☠️

    • @BoxKingKevin
      @BoxKingKevin 2 года назад

      @@emenuae Lolol Emma

  • @beaniebun821
    @beaniebun821 Год назад +36

    5:07
    Amber: "I struggle to find the words to describe how painful this is"
    Also Amber immediately after: *rolls eyes

  • @skyegamer4820
    @skyegamer4820 2 года назад +566

    I’ve never seen someone cry so hard but not shead a single tear

    • @iAmNothingness
      @iAmNothingness Год назад +6

      I did. Many women. It’s their delusional power to control what other people think or mostly control men. 😂

    • @penguinpng-gj1lr
      @penguinpng-gj1lr Год назад +2

      North korea

    • @TaurusWitch29
      @TaurusWitch29 Год назад

      And STARE at the jury like 😳😳🙄
      😂😂

    • @2b248
      @2b248 9 месяцев назад

      I'm a grownass man with no academic acting education and even I can do a better job at crying on demand then this cartoon of an actress.

  • @Halovaren
    @Halovaren 2 года назад +361

    Johnny Depp: *breathes*
    Mr. Rottenborn: "Objection hearsay"

  • @cheyenne4064
    @cheyenne4064 2 года назад +776

    When I seen her act “scared” as if he was going to attack her was hilarious

    • @alianaraine.3
      @alianaraine.3 2 года назад +2

      Timestamp?

    • @Zayhill667
      @Zayhill667 2 года назад +5

      @@alianaraine.3 4:11

    • @ayeshapilcher
      @ayeshapilcher 2 года назад +45

      It’s so awkward to watch I cannot

    • @richelleopal2918
      @richelleopal2918 2 года назад +38

      I've never cringed so hard.

    • @raypope8198
      @raypope8198 2 года назад +31

      I fuckin laugh in disbelief. The AUDACITY of this woman istg💀

  • @emmanuelwatson7893
    @emmanuelwatson7893 Год назад +36

    The court case was so funny, that you could make an entire mini-series based on it.

  • @MrBioWhiz
    @MrBioWhiz 2 года назад +1002

    Shout out to the guy lawyer on Depp's team, who is happy to just chill 90% of the time and calmly wait to win

    • @bryanwithay1978
      @bryanwithay1978 2 года назад +34

      @Gredo Bro objection leading my dog stepped on a bee

    • @karathewolfsfanficchannel933
      @karathewolfsfanficchannel933 2 года назад +1

      @@bryanwithay1978 😔

    • @bryanwithay1978
      @bryanwithay1978 2 года назад +10

      @@karathewolfsfanficchannel933 😫 my dog stepped on a bee

    • @Roninberserker
      @Roninberserker 2 года назад +7

      @@bryanwithay1978 objection I hope your dog is ok

    • @johnrhoden8925
      @johnrhoden8925 2 года назад +6

      @@bryanwithay1978 objection lack of multiple bee's

  • @Luvrgirl06
    @Luvrgirl06 2 года назад +789

    The “fecal” part always gets me💀

  • @sapphire6216
    @sapphire6216 2 года назад +795

    Ambers fake crying just makes this funnier 💀

    • @kimchinichie
      @kimchinichie 2 года назад +20

      Ikr, How is she an actress?

    • @itsmeheihei2977
      @itsmeheihei2977 2 года назад

      True but her acting like she’s scared of Johnny makes her look like a whole ass clown 💀

    • @sapphire6216
      @sapphire6216 2 года назад +2

      @@kimchinichie literally

    • @AsheTheRedScout
      @AsheTheRedScout 2 года назад +1

      Tommy wiseau puts on a more believable performance in the god damn room than she has in her entire life

    • @TiMERZ
      @TiMERZ 2 года назад +2

      Cringe for me

  • @TWOxTONE_773
    @TWOxTONE_773 7 месяцев назад +7

    Johnny’s little jabs at Amber’s attorneys was the funniest part of the trial.

  • @Kadin_Behr
    @Kadin_Behr 2 года назад +482

    “Howling like an animal” then the recording of Johnny going “ahhhhhhh”. I’m actually dead right now.

    • @Bunny-ns5ni
      @Bunny-ns5ni 2 года назад +14

      That part happened right as I was reading your comment xD I'm dead

    • @tenzennie4738
      @tenzennie4738 2 года назад +5

      Lmao that part was crazy😂

    • @i_love_sleep
      @i_love_sleep 2 года назад

      Wait which part? I didn’t saw it in the video

    • @lizzy4013
      @lizzy4013 2 года назад +13

      @@i_love_sleep found the time stamp, it’s at 5:37

    • @Urmumbigfatgay
      @Urmumbigfatgay 2 года назад +1

      @Gredo Bro objection speculation hearsay ahhhhh ahhhh

  • @tobennaokoli4450
    @tobennaokoli4450 2 года назад +1727

    Honestly I feel SOOO bad for Johnny because even if he wins this, he’s been utterly humiliated by all the evidence displayed and his reputation has been dragged through the mud.
    At least he has the support of the people - at least the sane ones. And it seems they love him faults, talents, and all.

    • @NotTheAlbinauricWoman
      @NotTheAlbinauricWoman 2 года назад +116

      Same. The amount of *shit* he went through because of the accusations alone won’t be something easy to come back from. But I’m sure the majority of people will still continue to support him.

    • @rbxless
      @rbxless 2 года назад +25

      objection hearsay x2

    • @lousialb8962
      @lousialb8962 2 года назад +31

      Objection, calls for speculation

    • @_melodyx
      @_melodyx 2 года назад +15

      yep. j.d. will forever be one of my favorite actors. can’t say the same for others tho bc there are crazy ppl out there who actually side with amber turd 💀

    • @_melodyx
      @_melodyx 2 года назад +1

      @@NotTheAlbinauricWoman HAHAH pun intended?

  • @arcticm0nkeys_
    @arcticm0nkeys_ 2 года назад +841

    “A few things about coachella and the… f-fecal delivery”
    Had me wheezing on the floor💀

  • @avathesupercookie2140
    @avathesupercookie2140 11 месяцев назад +20

    The way she acted so scared when he was tryna leave is hilarious

  • @kayla4769
    @kayla4769 2 года назад +768

    i still can't believe they pulled up a message JD sent EXPLAINING THE ABUSE HE ENDURED, and used it as evidence against him 💀

    • @jordank6961
      @jordank6961 2 года назад +65

      But did rottenborn read that right?

    • @Johnny_Serenity
      @Johnny_Serenity 2 года назад +19

      @@jordank6961 yes he did

    • @rhabeldibabeldi6812
      @rhabeldibabeldi6812 2 года назад +26

      @@jordank6961 He´s a pretty good reader it seems, reading all those words right

    • @hexoson
      @hexoson 2 года назад +12

      @@rhabeldibabeldi6812 No wonder he passed the Bar Exam. Impeccable reading comprehension seems to be a necessity as a lawyer.

    • @itstruelovexo
      @itstruelovexo 2 года назад +7

      Objection, hearsay Your Honour 🤡

  • @kittheskater
    @kittheskater 2 года назад +1265

    The fact Johnny probably stole Ambers auquaman wig and said that while she was crying about her wig makes me laugh

    • @koutar-o
      @koutar-o 2 года назад +81

      I bet he had it on

    • @shreksbabydaddy
      @shreksbabydaddy 2 года назад +17

      amber: objection hearsay…

    • @kristenkanaris8489
      @kristenkanaris8489 2 года назад +5

      That is HYSTERICAL,and I can totally see him doing that shit!! He's a character for sure! I LOOOOOOVE HIM!!!

  • @joschannel2026
    @joschannel2026 2 года назад +618

    I never realized how funny Johnny depp truly is ! Iconic

    • @PhoenixRoseYT
      @PhoenixRoseYT 2 года назад +2

      Fr!!!

    • @mandachris7146
      @mandachris7146 2 года назад +15

      He’s a damn legend. You can’t play Captain Jack Spparow and not have a damn good sense of humor.

    • @umair812
      @umair812 Год назад

      very deep

    • @LovelyLara123
      @LovelyLara123 3 месяца назад

      I gOt a JaR oF DiIiRt

  • @beepboopbop123
    @beepboopbop123 2 месяца назад +6

    anyone else come back in 2024 to watch these moments again

  • @charlottecushingham7149
    @charlottecushingham7149 2 года назад +441

    “there- there’s sun, in the Bahamas, right?”
    she sounds so unsure of herself 😭

    • @gjkdshgkjshjkgdfg
      @gjkdshgkjshjkgdfg 2 года назад +43

      No there isn't sun it's pitch black forever

    • @solenn1628
      @solenn1628 2 года назад

      Why so confident

    • @jennawebb4225
      @jennawebb4225 2 года назад +1

      @@gjkdshgkjshjkgdfg seriously? You're joking right?

    • @graci5029
      @graci5029 2 года назад +4

      imagine if they said “no i dont think so”

    • @stankobarabata2406
      @stankobarabata2406 2 года назад

      @@jennawebb4225 No. Don't you know? The Bahamas are in perpetual darkness due to an ancient curse a powerful lich placed on the island. Raised in undeath, and vengeful over the fact his wife had long since re-married and now bears another man's children, he cursed the residents to forever live in darkness so no tourist would ever come again and so the island would lose money.

  • @traciroshitshdownwarddogrising
    @traciroshitshdownwarddogrising 2 года назад +1615

    I can't believe Amber's attorney can actually call herself one. She seems great at badgering, harassing and attempting to pull at straws. Fitting I must say.

    • @AngelinaSkylove_719
      @AngelinaSkylove_719 2 года назад +14

      It takes one to know one.

    • @amylee3531
      @amylee3531 2 года назад +27

      Mr. Rottonborn* is the same way. They both speak in confusing/wrongly used wording/sentences.. jump around time lines etc. I think that's why AH must have hired them. The same as one another. I've avoided her actual testimony because it makes me literally feel ill(but will be watching her cross examination). Yesterday, I tried watching her lawyers opening arguments. Man, the worst opening I have EVER seen in my life and I'm a huge fan of trials. I'm am severely A.D.D and normally I can follow people speaking all over the place..but jfc that was painful

    • @traciroshitshdownwarddogrising
      @traciroshitshdownwarddogrising 2 года назад +3

      I do not trust people who are not sincere in how they present themselves. Amber and her attorneys have actually shown how to act when one tries to bend the truth &; it doesn't work no matter how hard you try to twist it...

    • @PhyrexJ
      @PhyrexJ 2 года назад +6

      @@traciroshitshdownwarddogrising objection hearsay

    • @traciroshitshdownwarddogrising
      @traciroshitshdownwarddogrising 2 года назад +4

      @@PhyrexJ hahaha! "Can I finish talking? As long as you are happy. Sir"..

  • @lizziecatherine7048
    @lizziecatherine7048 2 года назад +1469

    Amber: "I am here because my ex-husband is suing me because of an op-ed I wrote."
    Her lawyers, who having been trying to convince everyone she in fact did not write the op-ed: 😳😳😳😳

    • @BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
      @BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 2 года назад +144

      LMFAOOO THIS IS UNREAL

    • @Reese493
      @Reese493 2 года назад +123

      Exactly!!! She's so caught up in her lies, she thinks it's reality

    • @altheasnothererightnow1952
      @altheasnothererightnow1952 2 года назад

      Literally though lol Cause not only did she admit on the stand that she wrote it, but the article itself is written in first person which leads the reader to assume its Asswipe writing it herself and that she's the one telling the story

    • @itstruelovexo
      @itstruelovexo 2 года назад +61

      Objection, hearsay Your Honour 🤡

    • @its_only_karma7440
      @its_only_karma7440 2 года назад +14

      OBJECTION: LEADING THE WITNESS

  • @esmintexas
    @esmintexas Год назад +9

    His facial expressions…I’m in love!!! Laughed OUT LOUD. He even made his lawyer laugh.
    I can't bear to watch the female lawyer have no clue what to say next.

  • @brooklynnanderson9136
    @brooklynnanderson9136 Год назад +373

    the way she’s scared of coming towards him and the fake crying there was no tears and the side eyes from johnny is so funny 😂

  • @LittleVboh
    @LittleVboh 2 года назад +631

    Here are some quick facts about Amber that we know that are proven:
    1) He wasn't the only alcoholic and drug abuser. She drank 2 bottles of wine a day, took drugs as well by her own admission.
    2) Caught lying about using the makeup that didn't exist back then to "cover her bruises" frequently, which was refuted by the makeup company in court.
    3) Past domestic violence arrest against her ex, literally charged and arrested. Plus admitted to domestic violence against Johnny. Plus suspicion of domestic violence against her own sister (her sister was discussing it with her friends by the poolside in a video clip), and assaulted her ex-best friend in public. In contrast Johnny has no history of being violent towards women, every single one of his ex gfs and spouses all speak highly of him, and has said he's never laid hands on them.
    4) Audio recording of her admitting to cutting his finger in Australia (not allowed in this trial due to technicalities), proving again that her testimony was a lie. (one of the voices on the tape is now deceased and can't testify)
    5) Her psychologist lied about Amber having no domestic violence history and was called out by Johnny's attorney.
    6) Has NO witnesses or evidence (all conveniently random strangers that she doesn't know or deceased people like the bodyguard)
    7) Her longtime assistant testified under oath that she did not once see or hear any physical abuse from Depp or ever saw any injuries on Heard in all the years. She also testified under oath that Heard spit ON her face when she asked for a raise
    8) She visits Dr Kipper's office the day after an alleged incident where she was severely beaten, the doctor's medical report states her in perfect health, with no injuries of any kind on her, also state her skin was in perfect condition. Her explanation was "this was a partial report and I didn't have time to get into the details with the doctor about the injuries". (Day 16 of trial cross examination)
    9) Allegedly got her nose broken, hit multiple times, her scalp and hair ripped off, penetrated by a bottle, dragged over broken glass and got her arms and legs "pretty cut up", then somehow felt safe enough to take sleeping pills with her "attacker" in the same house, woke up the next day and made him coffee, then went to James Corden's show miraculously healed. No marks, no scars, no pictures, no medical report . Hair stylist saw no signs of abuse, the hair stylist would've been inches away from her face looking at all the details while working on her appearance, and she saw 0 injuries. Multiple witnesses (including 3 cops) saw no signs of abuse.
    10) Allegedly got raped and assaulted multiple times on her honeymoon, then wrote Johnny a love letter saying "it was the most amazing and beautiful honeymoon any girl could've ever dreamed of". (evidence presented in Day 18 of trial)
    11) Claimed she wanted to leave Johnny, but in all the audio clips she was the one begging him to stay. Claimed she always tried to de-escalate, but in audio clips she was always the aggressor preventing him from leaving and taunting him .
    12) In all her "crying", there's never a single tear coming out of her eyes, even when reciting the most "traumatic experience".
    13) Allegedly feared for her life but bought him a large knife.
    14) Testified under oath that she was beaten by Johnny with huge chunky rings on all his fingers, said she was "hit so many times in the face over and over again she lost count". The photos taken the next day shows her face completely spotless without any injuries, when cross examined, she answers "there do not appear to be any injuries on my face in that photo".
    15) Caught lying under oath again saying she "didn't receive money" from Johnny when she got $7 million, and lying about "never assaulted" Johnny when she admits to it on tape.
    16) Proven once again as a liar when she made public statement of donating 7 million dollars for children's hospital but in reality donated exactly 0 dollars before she was called out, also caught lying under oath about donating the money. Her sworn statement was "I donated the entire settlement of $7 million to charity", when cross examined, she states "I did not lie, I pledged the $7 million, "pledged" and "donated" are synonymous, they mean the same thing." (Day 16 of trial cross examination)
    17) Blackmailing Depp with her attorney, trying to make a deal for 3 of the adjoining penthouses where they both lived, 50k monthly expenses, 500k in attorney fees and the SUV Depp let her drive in exchange for not filing the protection order.
    18) Her publishing of the op-ed "domestic violence" piece is timed perfectly with the release of Aquaman film, it didn't get published when they divorced, or before, or right after, but instead it was published right when Aquaman was being released and when the "Me Too" movement was grabbing the most headlines.
    19) Amber Heard's team desperately tried to stop the trial from being publicly broadcasted while Depp's team made sure it was made public
    20) Long time friend and co worker of Amber Heard telling about her hardcore cocaine and drug habit dating all the way back to 2008 when they were close associates, (youtube show called "Steven and Jason" and in the newest episode titled "We need to talk about AH").
    21) Amber testified about having injuries such as “gross colored puss coming out of her temple” and “suffering a broken nose”, but when cross examined she changes the lines to “gross colored puss UNDER HER SCALP” and “FELT like a broken nose”, because she knew the evidence is about to show ZERO injuries visible on her. (How does she see gross colored puss under her scalp? With an X-ray machine??)
    22) Allegedly got beaten up for FIVE YEARS and not a SINGLE injury shown on her face, no doctor visits, no dentists, no surgeons, no photos, despite countless appearances in public events and countless photos taken given her celebrity status, many of those public appearances were the night after "the beating", keep in mind the beating were all allegedly done by Depp with "huge chunky" rings on all his fingers, yet after five years of beating, she didn't need to visit the doctors once or show on sign of injury on her face, sounds like her facial bone density and durability of her skin can match that of armor platings.
    23) Alleges Johnny slashed the soles of her feet, but was seen the next day walking completely normal, again no doctor visits or treatments of any kind even though she has a personal doctor on retainer.
    24) Constantly changing details of her stories and allegations, she's already given 4 different versions of the poop incident, she has said "1: told security guard that she pooped and it was a practical joke gone wrong. 2: Johnny did it to frame her. 3: said it never happened and Johnny was gaslighting her. 4: said the tiny puppies did it."
    25) Her lying under oath is not even worth mentioning anymore, there is too many to list, just to list a few in this trial alone. Lying about not receiving any money from Johnny, when in fact she received $7 million. Lying about having donated the money, when in fact she has donated $0 so far. Lying about never assaulted Johnny, when in fact she was recorded admitting to it multiple times. Lying about never assaulted anyone before, when in fact she's assaulted at least 4 that we have evidence of. Lying about her injuries, when a medical record showed absolutely no injuries.
    26) She put someone through hell for years, publicly shamed and destroyed his career and life, just so she can be seen as a noble victim and use the attention and sympathy to advance her career and profile. She claims she's never wanted to be seen as a victim and wanted to move on, but appears in countless TV shows and articles talking about her "abuse" and "donation" non stop, literally appeared on every show she could to talk about her being a victim and being noble on the donation that never happened.
    27) Amber's own friend, Tillet Wright, a long time close friend with Amber Heard, testified under oath that he's never seen or heard Amber being abused by Johnny Depp. (Day 20 of trial)

    • @kidcopernicus
      @kidcopernicus 2 года назад

      Half of these are bullshite.

    • @LittleVboh
      @LittleVboh 2 года назад +93

      @@kidcopernicus like your comment?

    • @ningyo3069
      @ningyo3069 2 года назад +91

      @@kidcopernicus all of this is proven through the case if you haven't been listening or able to comprehend any of this.

    • @ExposingOreo
      @ExposingOreo 2 года назад +52

      @@kidcopernicus sounds like someone here thrives in negative attention (you)

    • @boah2389
      @boah2389 2 года назад +46

      28) AQUAMAN

  • @coolboss999
    @coolboss999 2 года назад +380

    "Netflix has a whole festival and now Netflix is a Joke." Idk why but this actually got a chuckle out of me

  • @naynaylouisax1
    @naynaylouisax1 Год назад +32

    "The fecal delivery" 😂😂

  • @Atoku_13
    @Atoku_13 2 года назад +520

    At this point either the judge is getting paid to keep this going or she just sees this as a comedy show and wants a season 2

    • @jamessantos7665
      @jamessantos7665 2 года назад +18

      “Why are you here”

    • @randommoron9892
      @randommoron9892 2 года назад +13

      Honestly both makes sense

    • @jfk8540
      @jfk8540 2 года назад +8

      you realize the case has a time schedule and each side has a certain number of hours to present their cases and cross right?

    • @Atoku_13
      @Atoku_13 2 года назад +22

      @@jfk8540 yes but it’s just fun to think of it this way

  • @mantis-manthegreat
    @mantis-manthegreat 2 года назад +432

    People on stand for Johnny: "No evidence he's abusive"
    People on stand for Amber: don't exist

    • @yourflyisopen
      @yourflyisopen 2 года назад +5

      'He's Abusive'
      ...okay im confused.

    • @mantis-manthegreat
      @mantis-manthegreat 2 года назад +29

      @@yourflyisopen there isn't evidence that Johnny is abusive. And the witnesses on the stand agree Johnny isn't. There are no witnesses for Amber.

    • @yourflyisopen
      @yourflyisopen 2 года назад +1

      @@mantis-manthegreat Ah I see, thank you for conformation!

    • @cantinadudes
      @cantinadudes 2 года назад +2

      @@yourflyisopen no evidence that he is abusive*

  • @HenrySmith-r4x
    @HenrySmith-r4x Год назад +43

    11:04 got me dying 😂, reminds me of that one kid in the group chat that talks a lot but denies everything at school.

  • @user-go7mc4ez1d
    @user-go7mc4ez1d 2 года назад +365

    One massive thing in all this, Johnny addresses the lawyer with his answers. Amber keeps looking over to her right. Which is where the jury is presumably sitting. Basically she's heavily relying on trying to influence their opinions emotionally by making eye contact and so on, rather than factually.

    • @jodispiggai3945
      @jodispiggai3945 2 года назад +5

      Yes that freaks. Me out if I were on the jury ah would be done I probably be removed I couldn’t keep my mouth shut I’d be confrontational right there about her lying especially that tiny dog taking an adult person dump on the bed if that poor little dog did that it would probably need a vet thinking of that breaks my heart to think the dog wouldn’t live and it pisses me off at such a stupid lie ah must think the jury is a bunch of idiots dam unreal bs

    • @d3ath-by-bruj4h
      @d3ath-by-bruj4h 2 года назад +3

      Ironically they usually tell you not to look at the jury because it can make you look guilty.
      Same with drinking anything in court because sometimes it can piss off the jury

  • @juliawarren847
    @juliawarren847 2 года назад +938

    I honestly feel sorry for Johnny… imagine having to repeat in his head, all of the abuse that poor excuse of a human being put him through, and having to hear her say, on top of it all, that she’s innocent, when it’s clear as water that she’s guilty… God, I hate Amber

    • @ashleydominiak9059
      @ashleydominiak9059 2 года назад

      He looks quite happy

    • @69ladiidiors
      @69ladiidiors 2 года назад +2

      I’m on the toilet

    • @tizz5039
      @tizz5039 2 года назад

      He is guilty

    • @Kaitlynndunaway
      @Kaitlynndunaway 2 года назад +6

      @@tizz5039 how? Like I don't really follow this stuff and im confused on it

    • @juliawarren847
      @juliawarren847 2 года назад +18

      @@tizz5039 she literally said SHE hit him… Let’s not even mention the huge amount of proof that points out her aggressive behavior and her lack of self control

  • @Im_yo_homie
    @Im_yo_homie Год назад +218

    “I sTrUgGlE tO fInD tHe WoRdS” got me dying 💀😂😂✋

  • @kittyaya3425
    @kittyaya3425 Год назад +31

    0:05 aquaman😊
    This entire case does not feel like a real case. This is straight up comedy.

  • @lactoseintoleraunt1
    @lactoseintoleraunt1 2 года назад +306

    "Let's talk about makeup"
    "There's sun in the Bahamas, do you agree?"
    What does that have to do with the case lol

    • @Meg_of_all_threads
      @Meg_of_all_threads 2 года назад +6

      Amber says she has a skin condition-one she doesn't named-and you would apply sunscreen before foundation make-up. At that time they are talking about that.
      🤷‍♀️

    • @Gargamel_0
      @Gargamel_0 2 года назад +7

      Does not matter she is guilty

  • @galaxy_gaming4600
    @galaxy_gaming4600 2 года назад +512

    Amber:
    "I FELT THIS PRESSURE...."
    *Tries to make up a lie quickly*

  • @proclamationofthedamned1714
    @proclamationofthedamned1714 2 года назад +1066

    Amber goes back and forth between a distraught crying reaction and a slick smile more often then her lawyer says hearsay
    Thank you for the 1k likes my homies 😎

    • @amylee3531
      @amylee3531 2 года назад +5

      Exactly like the shrink that analyzed Amber had documented to the courts

    • @Kasino80
      @Kasino80 2 года назад +4

      And that says a lot

    • @mickk8519
      @mickk8519 2 года назад +6

      Yes, she recovers very quickly.
      She's proof that an average actress can pretend to cry quite easily.

    • @itstruelovexo
      @itstruelovexo 2 года назад +2

      Objection, hearsay Your Honour 🤡

    • @proclamationofthedamned1714
      @proclamationofthedamned1714 2 года назад

      @@mickk8519 honestly ive met highschool girls that lie better than that, Idk wht but women have the potential to be better liars in my opinion by taking advantage of the fact that being a woman your tears matter more. But Amber just can't act for shit.

  • @Professorkenneth
    @Professorkenneth 2 месяца назад +4

    Johnny clears his throat ...."objection hearsay" lol.. 😂

  • @kalichambers7973
    @kalichambers7973 Год назад +182

    Johnny: "I-"
    Lawyer: "Objection, Hearsay."

  • @jenniferbrown-zf8gw
    @jenniferbrown-zf8gw 2 года назад +1619

    This was absolutely a joy to watch and listen to. I haven't laughed like that in years.

    • @misfitbrit1989
      @misfitbrit1989 2 года назад +16

      Girl, same! I laughed until I had tears 😂

    • @bryanchambers4099
      @bryanchambers4099 2 года назад +1

      It wasn't that funny 😐

    • @RoronoaZoro-cc3nd
      @RoronoaZoro-cc3nd 2 года назад +1

      @@bryanchambers4099 for some people yeah

    • @Reese493
      @Reese493 2 года назад +5

      @@bryanchambers4099 the world is ending. Find some joy while you still can. Goodday🤗

    • @itstruelovexo
      @itstruelovexo 2 года назад +2

      Objection, hearsay Your Honour 🤡

  • @olivinefaust7148
    @olivinefaust7148 2 года назад +335

    That time when she acted like she was scared of Johnny really got me 🤣

    • @basicallyrogue9938
      @basicallyrogue9938 2 года назад +3

      @Gredo Bro objection hearsay

    • @olivinefaust7148
      @olivinefaust7148 2 года назад +5

      I sustain the objection🤣

    • @dlorend
      @dlorend 2 года назад

      But your honor, I THINK she can say how she feels about it

    • @olivinefaust7148
      @olivinefaust7148 2 года назад +1

      @@dlorend kindly move on to the next question 🙂

    • @olivinefaust7148
      @olivinefaust7148 2 года назад +1

      @@beep.boopwall this is not hearsay

  • @lliminalshark
    @lliminalshark Год назад +9

    the guy vaping is a mood

  • @thebritishviking
    @thebritishviking 2 года назад +250

    Notice how Johnny during his testimony looks down, or towards the lawyers asking questions. When Ms. Turd makes her testimony; Looks towards cameras, looks towards jury.

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 2 года назад +27

      Amber Turd: If the jury doesn't buy this, I'm taking a dump on their beds.

    • @chaoticcatastrophe772
      @chaoticcatastrophe772 2 года назад +6

      ​@@jasondyrkacz8270 Brooo 😂😂

    • @bored8157
      @bored8157 2 года назад +1

      @@jasondyrkacz8270 hahaaaahasasseddfdaasgdaahaha

  • @jaywren6012
    @jaywren6012 2 года назад +586

    when my dad speaks over me: “im sorry, I was talking..is that alright?” “you’d answered our question so we’ll move on” “long as your happy sir 😶”