Johnny Depp's funniest moments in court ( part 1 ) 😭🤡

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  • Johnny Depp's funniest moments in court + clips of amber heard & others included
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  • @vegitoblue7204
    @vegitoblue7204 2 года назад +3255

    That fake crying is the least believable fake crying I've ever heard. Not a single tear in her eyes.

    • @BeanoSprouto
      @BeanoSprouto 2 года назад +48

      An actress for a reason.... A bad one tho

    • @beetheknee0409
      @beetheknee0409 2 года назад +9

      Worse than Laura Lee?! 😂

    • @IAmTrashhy
      @IAmTrashhy 2 года назад +10

      Even Kyle Rittenhouse was more believable

    • @beethebeanbag692
      @beethebeanbag692 2 года назад +6

      Most of us can prob lie better then her bc all we need to do to cry is think of our favourite characters death scene and last words :)

    • @beethebeanbag692
      @beethebeanbag692 2 года назад +4

      And all the happy moments they had like 20 mins and entirely before there death and them looking into the camera as they die smiling trying to comfort you as you watch them die :)

  • @jessicaholcomb707
    @jessicaholcomb707 2 года назад +6547

    This trial has been one of the most entertaining things I’ve ever seen. I can’t believe it’s real life. Like a real trial. And Amber is the worst actress ever.

    • @MrWolf-xr9lg
      @MrWolf-xr9lg 2 года назад +51

      It's a show

    • @666chapelofblood
      @666chapelofblood 2 года назад +106

      It's like a South Park episode.

    • @uncleol
      @uncleol 2 года назад +68

      Imagine how many takes of this they would do cause ambers acting

    • @yahussain1272
      @yahussain1272 2 года назад +70

      Its a circus and amber is the leading clown

    • @rindodenervoso6475
      @rindodenervoso6475 2 года назад +26

      Bro this is actually a film being made, it will be in the cinemas some months later

  • @tea-chip-cookies
    @tea-chip-cookies Год назад +792

    It's nice how his lawyer acknowledged his sticky note drawing without getting annoyed or dismissing him lol. True dad moment 📝😊 3:38

    • @mariekkje
      @mariekkje Год назад +12

      Ben is only one year older lol

    • @zariqx
      @zariqx 4 месяца назад +6

      @@mariekkjeteachipcookies was referencing how little kids show their parents drawing they made and the parents act proud of it yk, not the age difference. hope that clarified! :)

    • @jennymichelle81
      @jennymichelle81 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@zariqx lol ..they got that 😂 they're just clarifying how ironic it is that there's only a year difference in age ..not that they actually think op thinks it's his real dad 😅

    • @zariqx
      @zariqx 4 месяца назад +2

      @@jennymichelle81 oops haha thanks

    • @dylanmonahan6472
      @dylanmonahan6472 2 дня назад +1

      That’s how you know you got a good lawyer who’s not just your lawyer but also your friend

  • @mikeholman8463
    @mikeholman8463 Год назад +89

    Johnny: Yes I was drinking
    Clown: you were drinking pretty heavily
    Johnny: were you there?😂😂

  • @ritamy3637
    @ritamy3637 2 года назад +2199

    Her moods changes really fast like a roller-coaster from "crying" like hell to smiling for mentioning her birthday. That's just too hard to believe her. She is definitely a super self centered person

    • @anyal1987
      @anyal1987 2 года назад +60

      And if she were smart instead of narcissistic, she would’ve realized that could be used against her. Rapidly shifting moods and whatnot.

    • @jakebe4915
      @jakebe4915 2 года назад +1

      And 2 personality disorders... to boot

    • @Michael020
      @Michael020 2 года назад +37

      It's not moods...it's acting, bad acting ha

    • @Niulkao
      @Niulkao 2 года назад +7

      Buy it was different cut, the one where she is asked about the birthday

    • @Shannon_Robbie
      @Shannon_Robbie 2 года назад +9

      @@Michael020 The Psychologist who took the stand diagnosed Amber Heard with Histrionic Personality Disorder & Borderline Personality Disorder.

  • @lazylimits2954
    @lazylimits2954 2 года назад +1142

    The fact she’s a actor and can’t be more convincing is hilarious

    • @Meg_of_all_threads
      @Meg_of_all_threads 2 года назад +46

      Have you seen the video about her acting coach that just casually mention that she has a hard time crying on cue. She's wasn't aware of all that shit show cause it was pre-recorded.

    • @pistemutaagio
      @pistemutaagio Год назад +15

      He slapped me across the face and... and I laughed

  • @harryaustin4327
    @harryaustin4327 2 года назад +320

    Even in real life it seems like Johnny Depp is Captain Jack Sparrow. He’s always playing that character even in real life situations. I love him 😂🤣

    • @jessejordache1869
      @jessejordache1869 Год назад +28

      There was a behavioral analyst on another youtube clip who'd been analyzing the trial, and that was literally his take. Like under direct examination he was vulnerable as hell, spoke slowly, his body language was all protective, and then after hours of that, in come Rottenborn and he starts out the same way, but as Rottenborn starts to try to unnerve him he channels Jack Sparrow. Because he's no longer vulnerable and telling embarrassing truths -- now he's just dealing with some jackass.

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 Год назад +11

      I feel like it is a part of his personality in a way. the sense of humour and wit part of johnny. I think this is what makes him such a good actor. Each character has a small part of johnny himself in them.

    • @zariqx
      @zariqx 4 месяца назад +2

      @@aporue5893i feel that way about brandon rogers, if youre familiar w him :)

    • @redrumax
      @redrumax 4 месяца назад +2

      He created Jack Sparrow so yes, Jack is Johnny.

  • @jbman8877
    @jbman8877 Год назад +199

    I didn't care for Johnny Depp at all (as for famous people in general) but through these courtproceedings one really got to have a glimpse of him as a person and now I absolutely love the guy. So sensitive, compassionate and hillariously funny.

    • @PsycXart
      @PsycXart 5 месяцев назад +4

      same for me

    • @arandomperson920
      @arandomperson920 День назад

      Same. I don't care about celebrities, but Johnny Depp is an exception. :)

  • @wealthybean3833
    @wealthybean3833 2 года назад +2495

    I loved it when Johnny was showing his drawing! 😂 It was so adorable

    • @HannahKayW
      @HannahKayW 2 года назад +88

      This made me laugh harder then anything in the video xD the guys reaction is so wholesome hahaha

    • @funnythief3330
      @funnythief3330 2 года назад +47

      Such a beautiful “father is proud of me” moment. Johnny is so wholesome.

    • @maryorosco1027
      @maryorosco1027 Год назад +8

      Did anyone catch what the drawing of

    • @jamesgroccia644
      @jamesgroccia644 Год назад

      @Mr. Tootsie Hang on the fridge material

    • @krosina2290
      @krosina2290 Год назад +1

      Why was he drawing tho

  • @lowkeyy.lorelei9720
    @lowkeyy.lorelei9720 2 года назад +2233

    "he slapped me across the face, and i TURNED TO HIM and i said JOHNNY U HIT ME 😡 YOU JUST HIT ME 😥" goofy as hell how did he slap her across the face without him facing her..

    • @karadiberlino
      @karadiberlino 2 года назад +235

      Yeah the only scenario in which it makes sense would be if he had slapped her so hard that she flew around some 180°, so she had to turn around to face him again! 🤷🏻‍♀️🥺🤓

    • @ovidushka
      @ovidushka 2 года назад +91

      @@karadiberlino he has super powers anyway as he can throw her across the room so she can land on the pool table and she is so strong that she holds on while both flying and in the end they both land on the table 🤣 I tried to imagine this seen so many times and I couldn't so they both pretty supernaturals 🤣

    • @twox5339
      @twox5339 2 года назад +38

      @@ovidushka yeah it's when she says shit like that that really hammers in that what she's saying can't be true.
      i mean she says he slapped her and it knocked her to the ground with the dirty carpet but it didn't hurt.
      but she then implies he was strong enough to knock her across the room, ON TOP of a pool table, and that the strength of the hit was enough that he could have possibly flew through the air, with her, across this room, and landed on top of her, on top of this pool table.

    • @G0r3cookie
      @G0r3cookie 2 года назад +17

      He has elastic girl's powers i guess

    • @kaelynn-
      @kaelynn- 2 года назад +7

      how did i not think of that

  • @carnagejoey893
    @carnagejoey893 Год назад +81

    The judge has the expression of an average high school teacher at the end of the day grading paperwork and just wants to go home. Give some respect for the judge, she has top tier patience for this case.

    • @redrumax
      @redrumax 4 месяца назад +2

      The judge was amazing.

  • @AnaraGaming
    @AnaraGaming 2 года назад +197

    I laughed myself to death when the lawyer asked 3 times if that was his signature. 😂😂😂

  • @jevilosity
    @jevilosity 2 года назад +859

    3:38 I like how he just drew a picture on a sticky note in the middle of this

    • @user-dp7yl8sb2y
      @user-dp7yl8sb2y 2 года назад +35

      Wholesome :(

    • @kokooko6981
      @kokooko6981 2 года назад +21

      He is pro at drawing he did better than my arts teacher

    • @MaddyGrace09
      @MaddyGrace09 Год назад +20

      He said it helps with stress

    • @xinniether-pooh989
      @xinniether-pooh989 Год назад +19

      The funnier part is that his lawyer (a guy who looks 10 years younger than him) had to put on glasses in order to see his drawing

  • @strawberry_void
    @strawberry_void 2 года назад +864

    AH could’ve seriously made her testimony completely emotionless and it would be so much more believable than what she’s pulling rn

    • @LuzJulianna
      @LuzJulianna 2 года назад +22

      Exactly!

    • @underloveryz2731
      @underloveryz2731 2 года назад +23

      Bro, she is a bad actress. What do you want

    • @Tina-si1gz
      @Tina-si1gz 2 года назад +12

      Excellent point and true. Lol 😂

    • @tenidas7064
      @tenidas7064 Год назад +9

      Johnny has been more or less emotionless every time he had to speak. Therefore heard with her inconsistent emotions would show that she’s less composed. You don’t need composure to tell the truth if you believe in it. She doesn’t believe in her own lies!

  • @dusajovanovic6499
    @dusajovanovic6499 Год назад +21

    ,, Hersay, your favorite word 💅"
    I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂 He's a LEGEND ❤️

  • @isabelcabrera4317
    @isabelcabrera4317 2 года назад +584

    Literally everyone in the house is sleeping, and I'm trying not to die of laughter. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Edit-Thanks for 503 likes!.

  • @ki-oh
    @ki-oh 2 года назад +3611

    The fact that the guy who asked the question objected himself reasoning "hearsay" was proof that this case had driven them crazy!
    Poor guy cant endure no more 😂 someone help him amd take his place 🛌

    • @Ms.Divine
      @Ms.Divine 2 года назад

      He needs a spotter! Maybe they hoped she would fire them too.

    • @IAmTrashhy
      @IAmTrashhy 2 года назад +24

      That lawyer is annoying though

    • @sakuraxcherri
      @sakuraxcherri Год назад +65

      I think Rottenborn’s brain was fried within the first 5 minutes of the trial officially starting 😂

    • @ansun1987
      @ansun1987 Год назад +22

      @@sakuraxcherri Seriously though, He just objects everything Johnny says

    • @sakuraxcherri
      @sakuraxcherri Год назад +5

      @@ansun1987 I saw 😂,Jhonny’s reactions are hilarious

  • @maraw5308
    @maraw5308 2 года назад +921

    johnny was really making me laugh so much 😭 but amber SUCKS at fake crying

    • @haoadams
      @haoadams 2 года назад

      There was a throat reference.........about sticking something down her throat.

    • @capy-th9xx
      @capy-th9xx 2 года назад +3

      @UltraBlade fr

    • @unknownuseronethousand6186
      @unknownuseronethousand6186 2 года назад +16

      I fake cry in front of my mom better than her lolzzz 😂💔

    • @earlinesims8222
      @earlinesims8222 2 года назад +4

      I think she need to go to summer school for fake crying. 😂😂😂

    • @dumpsterrat9078
      @dumpsterrat9078 2 года назад +5

      "My dog stepped on a bee 😭😭😭"

  • @f.m5396
    @f.m5396 2 года назад +54

    3:32 The way she said " Johnny you hit me " 💀💀 I'm dying

  • @winger16
    @winger16 Год назад +37

    8:04 I just love that grin on his face when he repeats back " a mega pint" dunno why but its so charming lol

    • @Rollwithit699
      @Rollwithit699 3 месяца назад

      I thought the same. Watched it several times. 😊

  • @delusional_liv
    @delusional_liv 2 года назад +636

    "as i walked away, i was walking away, i had my back to him" *proceeds to explain how to walk away from someone*

    • @Jukedoo
      @Jukedoo  2 года назад +135

      she gave us a whole tutorial on how to walk away from someone

    • @pianospawn1
      @pianospawn1 2 года назад +37

      Trying to buy some time before thinking up the next lie

    • @amandadestiny_g
      @amandadestiny_g 2 года назад +12

      @@pianospawn1 exactly

    • @3vi.b4by
      @3vi.b4by 2 года назад +19

      @@Jukedoo i really needed that, didn't know how to walk away from someone!!

    • @LostInTheWoods_
      @LostInTheWoods_ 2 года назад +7

      @@Jukedoo I fr needed that bc Idk how to walk

  • @shoshanaloomer
    @shoshanaloomer 2 года назад +1758

    This whole case makes me laugh so hard. Especially Ambers team 😂

    • @haoadams
      @haoadams 2 года назад +14

      I feel like society is responsible for this.

    • @sombertonr8434
      @sombertonr8434 2 года назад +16

      Wait, did i read that right?

    • @SHADOW-pu6qm
      @SHADOW-pu6qm 2 года назад +15

      He's fucking hilarious man! He copes with stress by hour

    • @SHADOW-pu6qm
      @SHADOW-pu6qm 2 года назад +13

      Mr rotten born what a name rotten to the core

    • @ChickenJoe788
      @ChickenJoe788 2 года назад +6

      @@sombertonr8434 objection hearsay

  • @kerlynezyl6568
    @kerlynezyl6568 Год назад +13

    “They’re hearsay papers” hit me so hard. 😭😭😂😂

  • @josie_jo
    @josie_jo 2 года назад +71

    I was watching this on tv and when the dude objected to his own question I almost died of laughter. This case was the funniest thing I have ever seen!

    • @ilovenewzealand
      @ilovenewzealand Год назад +4

      the other funny thing with AH team was when Elaine said in total frustration and in response to being totally flummoxed by the idiocy of what she was saying and she said very tiredly "I'm trying".

  • @nirshigarg4950
    @nirshigarg4950 2 года назад +585

    Bruh Johnny is just effortlessly funny😂

    • @AndyMandyBandy
      @AndyMandyBandy Год назад +10

      man be like, "if I have to be here why not have some fun"

  • @666chapelofblood
    @666chapelofblood 2 года назад +643

    You don't have to be an expert to see Amber's clearly lying, I love it when she fake cries and there's no tears.

    • @haoadams
      @haoadams 2 года назад +1

      It's her truth.

    • @Stoopy_Star_Sticker
      @Stoopy_Star_Sticker 2 года назад +26

      @@haoadams yeah, a fake truth.

    • @haoadams
      @haoadams 2 года назад

      @@Stoopy_Star_Sticker is this supposed to be an attack on what I said? It's her truth whether you agree or not. She believes it. What I believe is that people put others on pedestals that don't deserve it. Abuse is what cycle needs to stop in America. She's an opportunist just like a hooker makes their money, so does she. Society creates this compulsive behavior.
      You get what you f7uck. Crazy, sane etc. If she were not in a spotlight we wouldn't be seeing this.

    • @mistressofdreams6031
      @mistressofdreams6031 2 года назад

      @@haoadams Well her truth is bullshit

    • @heuballen1751
      @heuballen1751 2 года назад +8

      @@haoadams well we dont really know that. It could be that she really believes it, but it could also be that she is lying and knowing it. We will probably never find out

  • @chiara6527
    @chiara6527 Год назад +15

    6:27 gives me the same vibe of "AQUAMAAAAAAAAAAN🌊🌊🌊"

  • @jasondiop1704
    @jasondiop1704 Год назад +20

    When amber talks about being scared at 2:37, I was scared, bc of that face she made, like the queen of hell was on earth

  • @anniebisaillon382
    @anniebisaillon382 2 года назад +424

    Ben discretely giving her the finger is priceless. Her "it was black" crap comes straight from an interview with a real victim. Rihanna

  • @thcdelirious1235
    @thcdelirious1235 2 года назад +349

    Amber is gonna look back at this case and how publicized it is and realize how fucking bad her acting in court is. Like it's obviously fake crying and fake stories. If Depp loses the case, I'm done with everything

    • @rubentilbury5151
      @rubentilbury5151 2 года назад +9

      Johnny Depp's legal team has won!

    • @fuckthesystem6204
      @fuckthesystem6204 2 года назад +2

      He loses doesn’t mean Amber win either..

    • @carladossantos1142
      @carladossantos1142 2 года назад

      At this point it doesn't matter really, he has already won at exposing her true self. This woman is evil and will get what she deserves, no one will ever hire her after seeing and hearing all that was presented so far. In my view, things will be even worse for her thus next week! She'll pay for everything she had done and Johnny will finally clear his name. God bless him, his legal team and his family and friends who've endured this far too long!

    • @Euripides_Panz
      @Euripides_Panz 2 года назад +3

      Even mega pints?

    • @familhagaudir8561
      @familhagaudir8561 4 месяца назад

      Just after this case exposed her as the abuser, the ACLU, the National Organization for Women and the UN were still parading Heard around as a "survivor of domestic violence". She learned nothing from this, and neither did feminists.

  • @CryoHydra357
    @CryoHydra357 Год назад +105

    Rottenborn is supposed to be a pretty good lawyer, I think he was even quoted as being a rising star. This court case has gotta be hell for him and his reputation. He keeps getting incorrect information and he's supposed to be able to act on it.

    • @alexandragallin2341
      @alexandragallin2341 Год назад +8

      In a way i feel sorry for her lawyers. Who in the world would hire them now? Rottenbon could ve been the best, but with a client like AH... his career went straight down the poopway! JD's lawyers on the other hand...

    • @garnwalkerstables
      @garnwalkerstables Год назад

      Well I'd never hire him....lord he objected to his own question?? What an idiot!😂

    • @manbagan
      @manbagan 11 месяцев назад +7

      maybe you didnt see all the clips of these amazing lawyers but they seem pretty dogshit. they just try to attack and provoke instead of providing any reasonable arguments

    • @beaq6755
      @beaq6755 3 месяца назад +1

      What kind of rising star objects to his own question

    • @anonymoose116
      @anonymoose116 2 месяца назад +2

      GREAT example of why you don't ever lie to your lawyers

  • @sarahisnotokay
    @sarahisnotokay Год назад +16

    "I'm sorry could you say that again?" johnny's case got me rolling on the floor

  • @yahussain1272
    @yahussain1272 2 года назад +192

    “On my side of the bed was human fecal matter” *god help me* 😂😂😂

  • @aliquidgaming1068
    @aliquidgaming1068 2 года назад +476

    I like to occasionally watch those court complications of people freaking out or good comebacks in court, etc. But this has to absolutely without a doubt be the most entertaining thing I've seen happen in a court ever and is easily the one with the most humerous moments

  • @Paris13Swiftie
    @Paris13Swiftie 5 месяцев назад +11

    1y later this still cracks me up 😂 don’t know how johnny kept his composure if i was there in person i would be on the floor crying and dying of laughter 😭😭💀

  • @cheyennedeboard1731
    @cheyennedeboard1731 Год назад +16

    When JD says “hearsay, see I’m learning” I can’t help but think of the audio “ that’s a big word for Elmo” and it makes me laugh every time! I don’t know why. You can just tell he is innocent and a Wholesome person I can’t believe he hasn’t won yet!

  • @llanda-k2964
    @llanda-k2964 2 года назад +106

    “Maybe they’re hearsay papers!”😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @blazewolf3710
    @blazewolf3710 2 года назад +159

    I find it very adorable when Johnny draws on his sticky notes and then shows it to his lawyer. So cute

    • @ilovenewzealand
      @ilovenewzealand Год назад +4

      often portraits of his family I believe

    • @KochoKanaeL
      @KochoKanaeL 9 месяцев назад

      This one looked like a pirate

  • @MikeyJBlakeJR
    @MikeyJBlakeJR Год назад +15

    Rottenborn: "This is a piece of paper; is that correct, Mr. Depp?"
    Johnny: "...yes."
    Rottenborn (to himself): _"He's flippin' guilty."_

  • @terrence6728
    @terrence6728 Год назад +100

    "i was drinking-"
    "you were drinking pretty heavily"
    "were you there?"
    Cracks me up every time.

  • @ItsMe-yj4jr
    @ItsMe-yj4jr 2 года назад +1007

    I feel so bad for Amber's kid

    • @Ms.Divine
      @Ms.Divine 2 года назад +144

      That's what I thought immediately upon learning she has a child in her custody. Why is she allowed to have children? She needs someone to check on that baby!

    • @pianospawn1
      @pianospawn1 2 года назад +43

      Luckily the kid is 1 so Amber has at least 3-5 years to become a half decent person. (Assuming she would even reflect at all after all this)

    • @mzhariff793
      @mzhariff793 2 года назад +32

      Amber: my dog step on the bee

    • @karaphantomhive1602
      @karaphantomhive1602 2 года назад

      @@pianospawn1 No. She abused Johnny Depp!

    • @karaphantomhive1602
      @karaphantomhive1602 2 года назад +9

      @@Ms.Divine More like Johnny needs to take their baby.

  • @petrik6714
    @petrik6714 2 года назад +50

    "My dog stepped on a bee"
    The dog and the bee: What the

  • @angelidez13
    @angelidez13 2 года назад +48

    I'm officially addicted...this trial has had a clear winner from the first day, but you stick around for Ambers bad acting, funny witness testimony, and comradery of Johnny's team. This WILL be a docuseries someday, and even though I've watched every second of it unravel...Im gonna binge it when it comes out 😂

    • @ilovenewzealand
      @ilovenewzealand Год назад +2

      best 8 hours of my life watching Johnny's testimony. I was so proud of him and how calm and clear he was and how sincere with no histrionics or crocodile tears. Great respect for him and his team.

  • @S_Y389
    @S_Y389 Год назад +11

    2:43 AHHAHSHS HE TOOK OUT HIS WHAT? 😂

  • @fanaticalinvalid_crumb9948
    @fanaticalinvalid_crumb9948 2 года назад +100

    You can tell Johnny was just really wanting to say, "There was a pile of s*** on the bed." He looks so flipping done with this.

  • @LanaKennedy121
    @LanaKennedy121 2 года назад +120

    She’s really giving Kristen Stewart a run for her money with this acting

    • @ladydelahaye
      @ladydelahaye 2 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @brandonporter6223
      @brandonporter6223 2 года назад +14

      At least Kirsten Stewart has tears when she fake cries, how tf did amber ever become an actress?

    • @ada_pink
      @ada_pink Год назад +7

      Don't insult Kristen like that 🤣 Even she is better than #amberturd

    • @tonyzuco6144
      @tonyzuco6144 Год назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @games_bond7221
      @games_bond7221 Год назад

      Kristen is a good actress, she just had some really bad struggles. But she is a good actress. Amber can't really be compared to that many people, she's just a turd

  • @Zero-dead-
    @Zero-dead- 9 месяцев назад +9

    The case was proof that male victims of DV need to be heard without bias and I love Isaac, the man has been through the tough life (he was a homeless artist) and Johnny really helped him by buying his art and even getting him gigs

  • @retroteddy39
    @retroteddy39 Год назад +16

    when Johnny showed his lawyer his drawing I loved how proud the lawyer was lol 😂

  • @one_addiction6356
    @one_addiction6356 2 года назад +173

    Seriously it’s like when people tell rumors about me and I hear them and I’m like, “Bro, I really did that!” That what Johnny’s facial expressions remind me of when Amber is testifying 🤣

    • @Jukedoo
      @Jukedoo  2 года назад +32

      he was like ''damn i didn't know i did that'' LMAOOO

    • @cawesomewhatever
      @cawesomewhatever 2 года назад +8

      Yeah I’m like Wow shit I don’t remember that way but cool.

    • @Sunnivah13
      @Sunnivah13 2 года назад +9

      @@Jukedoo you see he didnt do all these things by the look on his face. He is really invested in the story she is telling and is eager like everyone else to know how it will unravel.. BECAUSE HE WASNT THERE! Like none of us were there. It is only in her head what she is trying to tell the world

  • @bunansbot
    @bunansbot 2 года назад +27

    6:34 my dog stepped on a bee ⛓😞💔😩😭

    • @lilygifford2489
      @lilygifford2489 Год назад +2

      What about me

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 Год назад +2

      ''except for patrick,who has to go pee''

    • @meadahagain
      @meadahagain Год назад +2

      Lmaooo I wanna know what the chain emoji is for 😩🤣

  • @lifeboundlove784
    @lifeboundlove784 Год назад +14

    Honestly, the people that got jury duty for this case won at life 😂

  • @kaiwoo4523
    @kaiwoo4523 Год назад +15

    7:10 "you'd like it to be honour but nothings simple in this case" 😂❤❤

  • @primo5524
    @primo5524 2 года назад +67

    3:40 johnny is so talented he can start selling his own art if his acting career ends because of AH

    • @ilovenewzealand
      @ilovenewzealand Год назад +5

      he has sold his originals and donated millions to childrens hospitals. He is a very talented artist and well worth watching some of the documentaries showing him painting, not to mention being a very good guitar player, also pianist WOW he is such a creative man with a great sense of humour. Poor Mr Rottenborn was just totally flummoxed by Johnny's repartee and cleverness. He was a highschool drop out but is incredibly well read.

  • @urarakaochako2386
    @urarakaochako2386 2 года назад +40

    ambers "I'm looking to him...i don't see him anymore" basically has the vibe of "Johnny! look at me, this isn't you! this isn't you okay? this isn't you! 🥺🥺💅💅"

  • @jadorianempire9754
    @jadorianempire9754 2 года назад +27

    Those people that think we’re living in a simulator will use this trial as evidence and I’d believe them. 😭😂😭

  • @aryasuzuki4862
    @aryasuzuki4862 Год назад +17

    one month has passed and i still go back to watch this pure entertainment gold 😂😂

  • @karma7380
    @karma7380 2 года назад +33

    I love his lawyer in 2:02 and how he corrected it to face his finger to her 😂

  • @flamingstar3315
    @flamingstar3315 2 года назад +78

    one would think that a court would be more serious, but here we are....turd on bed smh...."my dog stepped on a bee"😂

  • @MikeyJBlakeJR
    @MikeyJBlakeJR Год назад +18

    When Rottenborn was asking Johnny about reading the titles right, he hardly waited for a reply from Johnny when asking "Did I read that right?" I would've loved it Johnny threw a curveball in there, like Rottenborn says "Did I read that right?" and Johnny goes "No, actually"

    • @jessejordache1869
      @jessejordache1869 Год назад +2

      No actually, you didn't... wait, my mistake, you did fine.

    • @beaq6755
      @beaq6755 Год назад +3

      He did at one point lmao but it was for a typo in a text. Lawyer read it as normal and Johnny said "no actually" and pointed it out. Funny as fuck after all the other times

  • @heidicrimmings9615
    @heidicrimmings9615 2 года назад +39

    I've never followed a trial...until now.
    It has everything...love, hate, betrayal, sex, drugs, and rock & roll.
    💥💙💥JUSTICE FOR JOHNNY 💥💙💥

  • @-shyboi6494
    @-shyboi6494 2 года назад +83

    In an alternate universe where this court is serious

  • @LilyF8898
    @LilyF8898 2 года назад +19

    6:18 “you don’t have to touch the top”
    *reaches hand out to touch the top

  • @daMEGatron
    @daMEGatron Год назад +24

    “You read that very very well.” Johnny is killing me 😂 he deserves the world

  • @user-kw5lp9pb6r
    @user-kw5lp9pb6r 6 месяцев назад +3

    The doodle Johnny was doing was so adorable. Love the smirk on the Mega Pint. From Johnny's face was so cute. Some of the looks he gave throughout the trial was just priceless. He is worth every breath that man takes, worth it. ❤❤❤❤❤ Love Johnny Depp forever and ever

  • @danelk7172
    @danelk7172 2 года назад +27

    lmao the emphasis he puts on 'mr rottenborn' he damn well knows what hes doing

  • @MsNikkieMichelle
    @MsNikkieMichelle 2 года назад +38

    Also, gotta love that she has no problems remembering what she’s alleging JD did to her, yet for her actions and behaviors she suddenly only has “flashes” and doesn’t remember a lot. Just what she’s accusing that poor man of, oh and spinach, dirty rugs and mashed potatoes.
    No memory loss regarding JD, coincidental of course.

  • @MusedDiaries
    @MusedDiaries Год назад +9

    3:55 I’ll be honest; I’m not sure what was happening when Johnny said this, but it still cracks me up 😂

    • @amazinlynn3358
      @amazinlynn3358 Год назад +3

      I think one of Amber's lawyers were going to grab something while asking Johnny a question and he was like where is he going?

    • @MusedDiaries
      @MusedDiaries Год назад +1

      @@amazinlynn3358 Thanks for replying 😊

  • @yeeters2347
    @yeeters2347 Год назад +3

    Dude he should’ve said “I preferre Rum, Rums good” in his Sparrow voice after he asked if he poured a “Mega Pint” 😂

  • @lacesmitt8307
    @lacesmitt8307 2 года назад +40

    I absolutely love his sarcastic honesty. He has nothing to hide, and no reason to kiss anyone's ass.
    Where she has a show to put on.. clearly.

    • @ilovenewzealand
      @ilovenewzealand Год назад +2

      I think Johnny was just so beat down by 10 years of hell that he found himself again through his humour and by focussing on the absurdity of things. eg. the Human Faecal Matter on his side of the bed. When he really wanted to say a pile of her shit but in court the threat of contempt of court is ever present and he had waited much too long to tell his truth. Love you Johnny.

  • @billietaylor4894
    @billietaylor4894 2 года назад +58

    Amber seems like she might be a sociopath! She for sure ain’t right! Poor Johnny, why in the world did he get with that fruitcake. And Amber’s team is a joke! All her team does is prove Johnny is the good guy, lol... I sure do love that Johnny Depp!

    • @joeywilhelm6123
      @joeywilhelm6123 2 года назад +1

      i feel bad for her lawyers smh 😅😂

    • @potassiumwater1190
      @potassiumwater1190 2 года назад +1

      @@joeywilhelm6123 tbh her lawyers are from the dollar tree lol

  • @evelyn_cloverkite
    @evelyn_cloverkite Год назад +4

    ‘I think the first thing I would do is seek medical attention’ that was said with some sass 💅✨

  • @maggiemconnor
    @maggiemconnor Год назад +6

    "isn't happy hour anytime?" - Johnny Depp

  • @osamahaljobari7010
    @osamahaljobari7010 2 года назад +69

    Bro thanks for making me about to die from laughing 😂 man this is the best case ever and john is making it much better with his face emotions 😂😂😂😂

  • @nicholestroup1770
    @nicholestroup1770 2 года назад +50

    CROCODILE TEARS! I never criticize someone being a parent especially if I don't know them I'm not saying she's a bad mom but because she has a daughter I hope Amber gets the help that she needs so she does not passes Behavior down to her daughter and it just continues as this cycle Justice for Johnny

    • @LusciousTwinkle
      @LusciousTwinkle Год назад +1

      You can't cure sociopathy.

    • @TaurusWitch29
      @TaurusWitch29 6 месяцев назад +1

      I'm just speculating but sometimes I think the reason she had a child was because she wanted to feel loved.

  • @mukbang1407
    @mukbang1407 Год назад +12

    I cannot imagine that she literally pose for the photographer 😂

  • @MotivationalCurse
    @MotivationalCurse Год назад +3

    Johnny is so soft spoken my goodness but it’s smooth like wine lol.

  • @Tia-gy1ij
    @Tia-gy1ij 2 года назад +26

    I honestly feel bad for Amber's lawyers, they are trying to defend an absolute nincompoop and it is obvious they are grasping at loose ends XD

  • @dabluesoldier7165
    @dabluesoldier7165 2 года назад +10

    2:13 ayooo i ain’t seen this till now wtffff😭🤣😤😤😤

  • @Rhaivanna996
    @Rhaivanna996 2 года назад +8

    @4:39 that sound effect 😂 💩

  • @datormentxd
    @datormentxd 2 года назад +24

    Johnny lost his movie, Heard lost her public face, ok I get it alright? But let's not deny this: They both transcended life, living in the internet forever as memes.

    • @mistydraqonquit1891
      @mistydraqonquit1891 2 года назад +8

      Amber definitely did after “my dog stepped on a bee” and “i didn’t punch you, I hit you”

  • @laviniasnow4494
    @laviniasnow4494 2 года назад +14

    The throat one is priceless! 🤣🤣💀

  • @t0x1c4aa4
    @t0x1c4aa4 2 года назад +9

    2:55 I NEED TO KNOW THIS SONG I WILL LITERALLY PLAY IT IN EVERY SINGLE AKWARD SITUATION PLEASE

  • @robertoleo3337
    @robertoleo3337 Год назад +3

    "Isn't happy hour at any time?" ~I love this man!!
    I was playing a wizard on stage not far from him when we shot "Fantastic Beast".
    J Depp is a cool sociable animal !

  • @velvetteey
    @velvetteey Год назад +9

    "Did I read that right..?"
    "Did I read that right?"
    "Did I read that right."
    "Did I read that right?!"
    "MR.DEPP.DID.I.READ.THAT.RIGHT?!"

    • @grapejuiced7875
      @grapejuiced7875 6 месяцев назад +1

      Rottenborn after reading a bedtime story to his kid: "Did I read that right?"

    • @TaurusWitch29
      @TaurusWitch29 6 месяцев назад

      ​@grapejuiced7875 😂😂😂 okay good person, that was friggin funny and I was unprepared for that. Probably one of the best rottenborn jokes I've seen in a long time lol

  • @_ruoye
    @_ruoye 2 года назад +16

    It's killing me how amber's lawyers keep saying "did i read that right?" to just make Jhonny sound like he aggrees to comitting the accusations.

    • @jessejordache1869
      @jessejordache1869 Год назад +3

      When JD said that line about "I gave a pill to Marilyn Manson so that he would.... stop...talking...so much....", Rottenborn laughed along with everyone. It was sort of a humanizing moment.

    • @TaurusWitch29
      @TaurusWitch29 6 месяцев назад +2

      I like to think in my head that rottenborn actually likes and respects Johnny Depp but has to be a good representative of what he's been dealt. But then also I think he might also be on the other end of that scale and really get irked by him lol. But in my head, I hope he likes him and hates amber lol. He can only do so much with what he's got, and what he's got ain't much lmao.

  • @d3admaddx752
    @d3admaddx752 2 года назад +16

    2:32 I’m seeing the facial expressions.. but no tears

    • @YourFellerRav
      @YourFellerRav Год назад +3

      Bro i cant stop laughing i swear if depp loses this im going to lose my fath in humanity

    • @amazinlynn3358
      @amazinlynn3358 Год назад +4

      Thats exactly why she lost! The jurors saw the way her emotions were fake though out her testimony.

  • @kathleenmckeithen118
    @kathleenmckeithen118 7 месяцев назад +2

    Johnny just can't help but be entertaining.😊

  • @arielshochat5798
    @arielshochat5798 11 месяцев назад +3

    i love that amber is always "crying" but depp is just a little confused but still drawing and eating sweets lol

  • @alvieramalik8913
    @alvieramalik8913 2 года назад +10

    The whole creaking of chair and AH lawyers saying HEARSAY or objecting is so clear . I'm so sure JD figured that out too when he said it must be hearsay and I'm learning at 7:50

  • @claraplum9465
    @claraplum9465 Год назад +7

    No one gonna talk about how freaking good Johnny is at drawing?!?! (3:37)

  • @death_m3t4l_octopus
    @death_m3t4l_octopus 11 месяцев назад +2

    Johnny is a born comedian he cant help himself 😂

  • @radovanvrastiak
    @radovanvrastiak 7 месяцев назад +2

    it's been a year and i'm still watching this

  • @uigrug
    @uigrug 2 года назад +14

    2:25 Someone: Were there any drugs?
    Amber's mind: *Well no but actually yes*

  • @thebeeahsdogsteppedon6535
    @thebeeahsdogsteppedon6535 2 года назад +8

    4:15 Me too Johnny- also I think my mum is watching this case cuz we've been up too late 🤨

  • @464509
    @464509 Год назад +2

    Our brilliant Johnny!!! He has that little smirk that i love.

  • @berry9747
    @berry9747 9 месяцев назад +2

    6:39 his lil hand poppin outta the window to wave at them was so adorable😭

  • @JD-pf2cd
    @JD-pf2cd 2 года назад +34

    i honestly feel bad for amber's daughter

    • @sofiaisacreepypastafan
      @sofiaisacreepypastafan 2 года назад +8

      Once i heard she has a daughter i was like "someone for crying out loud save the child please"

    • @TaurusWitch29
      @TaurusWitch29 6 месяцев назад

      I'm just speculating but sometimes I think the reason she had a child was because she wanted to feel loved.

  • @hajun7996
    @hajun7996 2 года назад +22

    Man was trying so damn hard not to laugh

  • @brendanburgess1103
    @brendanburgess1103 Год назад +3

    Amber Heard takes a second to think of a new lie, this gets me rollin' XD

  • @pennelopiminyen4168
    @pennelopiminyen4168 Год назад +2

    " my dog stepped on a bee 😩" 😂😂😂