was trying to discredit the witness as a friend of both johnny and ambers, painting him as prejuidice because he showed false friendship to heard@@tullochmacdonald4245
@@aherki Well in my country we do 4 kisses But that's woman/woman not man/woman, we just shake hands or even not, greet each other with nodding for the opposite genders
"Best of luck." "... Best *if* luck." "...Best if luck, thank you for the correction." "You're welcome." I love how he had to take a second to correct him on the fact that there was a typo.
He did it to purposely make a fool of the guy, Because he was constantly be reading him and calling ejections in here say before even had a chance to speak the guy was a total joke
Amber Heard is a psychopath and pathological liar. She is the real "Gone Girl.” She concocted a role for herself as victim, but in fact she is the real villain. Johnny deserves his life, career and reputation restored. #justiceforjohnny “You should never try to destroy someone's reputation with a lie when yours could be destroyed with the truth.”
2:36 how the hell is his cat supposed to get on his computer and be like “let’s hack this mf” I swear Amber had to get her lawyers from the side of the road.
No matter how the jury votes, Johnny has won his credibility, his honour and his confidence back. There’s nobody watching that could ever doubt how honest and open he’s been. Turd’s lawyers have tried, and failed, every trick to try and paint her as the victim. I hope they realise just how awful she’s been for their reputations as well as trying to destroy JD.
from my perspective, Amber gave a specific chain of events in her testimony videos and the "proofs" she gave them, and her lawyers are "trying" to keep her at those facts, but whenever they ask an open question, she goes on to embellish her statement, and by extension, contradict or modify her original testimony. Must be totally hellish to keep control of such a client. They are basically stuck asking leading questions when they can't...
How exactly did you kiss her on the cheek? Well you see, I moved my facial muscles into a specific position, transmitted signals from my brain to my body, tilted my head by at least one degree-
Yes, I did indeed shoot action potentials from my central nervous system to my peripheral nervous system in which it did indeed cause the muscle fibers of my orbicularis oris muscles to slide past each other and contract so that I may pucker my lips and press my epithelial cells into her epithelial cells. Furthermore, many anthropologists agree that this action has been known to represent affection for 4000 yea-
in all seriousness, him saying bless you is a great indicator that he is kind and caring. someone who is self centered wouldn't say bless you, they probably wouldn't even have heard the person sneeze
Sometimes i wonder why any of those questions matter to the case. Why does the way johnny's friend kisses a woman matter whether Depp was abusive or not?
I think it's because they don't have much evidence that johnny is the 'abuser' so they try to make the witnesses talk about other things like the case with Dr. Curry and the muffins but I'm not sure it's just a thought 🤷🏻♂️
Wanna try and make the witnesses look unreliable or mess with their credibility. When you dont have enough evidence to prove your own stance you dont take the case typically. In case you do, your whole plan of attack is to try and poke as many holes as possible in your opponents case to attempt show that the evidence provided is unreliable or false and you wanna basically attempt to strike out as much as possible.
@@Sun2Gway I doubt amber gave them even much to work with so they try everything they can but the more they do the more does amber lawyers look unprofessional
The more I watch of their case, the more I feel like Johnny I just a normal human, like most celebrities feel so out of touch, but seeing this makes Johnny idk reachable. I love this guy, he is so cool
He’s a man who found peace, and now Ms Turd is trying take that away but that won’t happen! He’s calm and composed, just an older gentleman trying to enjoy his life to the fullest. 💪
He was friends with Hunter S Thompson, and Hunter S Thompson may have hung out with a load of freaks, but he did not hang out with people who weren't "real." If Hunter S Thompson liked you, you probably have a solid, moral core deep down. And several drug habits.
The way they kept asking him about her jewelry, I was expecting him to ask if they think he's a fashion designer or something. "Wat, do I look like I work at Tiffany's t' yoo?"
I am a law student. We all know how difficult the field of law is, pair with that my impostor syndrome, the anxiety eats me up at nights. I get incredibly worried about my future and my credibility as a law student and as a future lawyer. Constantly submerging myself into a plethora of questions like if I will ever make it as a lawyer or not? If I will ever be good enough? And you know what soothes me? Amber's Legal Team *Y'ALL STOP MAKING ME GUSH OVER HOW SUPPORTIVE ALL OF YOU ARE :'))* *I did not know this had 5.3K likes*
@@farooha.s8411 oh that is for certain. The broadcasts of this case is something every student should be made to watch as a _Not To Do_ video. Jesus who the fuck speaks like that? BITCH HOW DO YOU HEARSAY YOUR OWN QUESTION? How asinine of a grotesque professional do you have to be for a judge to point out your mistake? I am not the best but sure as hell not them. Also, thank you so much, hon :''))
@@aquarius1012 🤣🤣when I first heard him object his own question, I was baffled, but then I figured it could be a common occurrence I mean I've never been to a trial. Now that your confirming it's not, this is just sad. Their careers are over cze every person with internet access can literally just look em up playing a fool
@@Reese493 okay I will tell you what hearsay is. So hearsay occurs when a person in court quotes another person who is not in the court. That certainly did not happen, at all
The first 30 second transcript had me rolling! Also, it's a southern thing to bless people when they sneeze. We will NOT miss it. As evidenced when Johnny blessed the sneeze in between answering. Its important southern soul work.
The lawyer asking ‘Did I read that right?’ And Johnny warmly telling him he did reminds me of pre school children asking their teacher if they did something right and being told yes🤣
"Did I read that right?' Rottenborn said it three times and objected to his own question reminds me from "Liar liar" I OBJECT YOUR HONOR"- Fletcher to the judge Judge to fletcher" to yourself?"
Ive seen the faces on ppl that were able to touch his hand as he's leaving court! The look can only b described as ecstatic! Ppl adore this man & i don't think ms turd had any inkling of just how much he is beloved & how much shit she would b bringing down on herself when she opted to drag him thru the mud! Don't u know that she wishes she had never started this? Unless she's totally brain dead she has to b understanding by now just how egregious an act this was on her part to belittle, shame, & destroy his re! I've never seen anything backfire in someone's face like this horrible act has blown up in her face! She will NEVER EVER live this down! & rightfully so! She has ended any opportunity she ever had (shitty actor that she is), to have a career in Hollywood! 😂! I can't wait to see her act in B grade horror films in the future! Not that i would watch them but just knowing she's castigated to such demeaning roles will b utterly, deliciously satisfying!
4:35 that poor guy is obviously lost. Who the heck asks whether he kissed her hard or soft and expect him to remember what she was wearing underneath? I mean, am I the only one who thinks the guy is probably thinking choice words to say to the cross-examiner, lol 😂
Why would a guy look to what Amber was wearing UNDER?!! That's what perverts do and you could dang well tell he wasn't gonna go just walking over to Amber and check what she's wearing under her coat. What in the f***?!!
On the Urban dictionary: "Amica Cream A cream that magically makes two black eye, broken nose, and busted lips disappear immediately. So good no one will know. Endorsement by Amber Heard’s legal team." Amazing stuff. Not to confuse with Arnica cream. That's poor people stuff the evil certain aquaman starlet doesn't use. 😂
@@barbara75214 I’ve been sitting here yelling arnica every time I see that clip lmao. Just goes to show that Amber has never actually used it and they’ve all only seen the word on paper hahaha
"Was she wearing any amica cream?" wtf This trial was intended to be a joke right? It has to be...like. It has to be. This must be what people with too much money and too much fame do for shits and giggles
I swear next she asked if he had her social security number, credit card information, address and what she did on June 6th 1992 at exactly 4:38 in the afternoon
"I once gave Marilyn Manson a pill so that he would.... stop talking so much." JD 2022 This court case is giving us prime JD humorous moments and also AH will finally get the reputation she deserves. Edit: additional JD txt "Leave me fuckin' be Officer square head..."
I just love his chaos like, his face when he's just done with it all tells you: I could be doing almost anything right now, even drinking a smoothie and it would be better than this bs nonsense. Also the "You did" when asked if that was him, was so sarcastic: "Well I hope you can read" was the message from those two words. 😂
Lol the one where everyone’s shoving gifts at him and screaming, then she comes and it’s dead silence except one chick who says “you lying narcissist!” 😂
Развлечения
Lady: “What’s your typical way of kissing?”
Guy: “I’m not understanding”
Bro, none of us are 🤣
No but literally stoooooppp, what have Amber's lawyers come too? 🤣🤣
We still aren't understanding. WTF does kissing someone on the cheek have with this case?
high i bet@@justhegs
was trying to discredit the witness as a friend of both johnny and ambers, painting him as prejuidice because he showed false friendship to heard@@tullochmacdonald4245
what evet amber lawyer has been smoking. she is nuts
"No I'm not European, I'm from Brooklyn" killed me
Do European normally goes with two kisses 😂?
I'm not European so idk excuse me
Even 3 kisses in Poland
@@aherki Well in my country we do 4 kisses
But that's woman/woman not man/woman, we just shake hands or even not, greet each other with nodding for the opposite genders
I kiss all my friends same way. Doesn't matter female or male. But male to male usually shake hands or bro hug.
@@tt7762 depends on the country 😂 Italy, France do three times usually, Germany one time, others don't know about 😂
"Best of luck."
"... Best *if* luck."
"...Best if luck, thank you for the correction."
"You're welcome."
I love how he had to take a second to correct him on the fact that there was a typo.
And his face when he said "you're welcome" was like 😁
He did it to purposely make a fool of the guy, Because he was constantly be reading him and calling ejections in here say before even had a chance to speak the guy was a total joke
Was classic
@@adude4491 Or to imply deeper meaning, as in *if* the person has luck, and it probably wasn't a typo after all...lmao
All in the name of accuracy.
4:06 “i’m not understanding any of what you just did”
Literally me with Ambers lawyers throughout this whole trial. 😂💀🤦🏽♀️
Fr fr i cannot understand their motives and objection heresay
*someone sneezes*
Johnny: Bless you.
Amber’s lawyer: Objection your honor hearsay.
Speculation.
"Objection your honor; leading"
lack of foundation
Objection, harassment
STOP IM DYING
johnnys texts are so outta pocket yet so valid i love it bro💀💀
Lmfao literally. After everything he definitely deserved to let off a little steam 😭
@@aightimmaheadout1972 it's so damn funny.
He basically got to call her a cum dumpster in court. Lol.
Amber Heard is a psychopath and pathological liar. She is the real "Gone Girl.” She concocted a role for herself as victim, but in fact she is the real villain.
Johnny deserves his life, career and reputation restored.
#justiceforjohnny
“You should never try to destroy someone's reputation with a lie when yours could be destroyed with the truth.”
@@soho6435 it may seem like it but abuse is never the answer
@@soho6435 absolutely not lmao
”Wait, his cat?”
I love how he turns his head in confusion, lol.
And how Mr. Rottenborn smiles to him :) 🤣🤣
2:36 how the hell is his cat supposed to get on his computer and be like “let’s hack this mf” I swear Amber had to get her lawyers from the side of the road.
How tf do you even think Abt saying something like this in court 🤣
She got her lawyers from dollar tree or Walmart😂
How THE hell*
@@ShintaTakama ofc the one that gotta correct💀
Cracker jack box, they were the prize 😂😂
Probably Amber heard's morning routine:
Waking up
Take a shit
Then leave the bed
Eat breakfast
Right 🤣
Best comment 😂👌
Then poop on the bed. Great way to start the day!
dont forget talking to dogs about bed
Shit on the bed*
Then leave the bed
No matter how the jury votes, Johnny has won his credibility, his honour and his confidence back. There’s nobody watching that could ever doubt how honest and open he’s been. Turd’s lawyers have tried, and failed, every trick to try and paint her as the victim. I hope they realise just how awful she’s been for their reputations as well as trying to destroy JD.
I think this is the objective of this masquerade
from my perspective, Amber gave a specific chain of events in her testimony videos and the "proofs" she gave them, and her lawyers are "trying" to keep her at those facts, but whenever they ask an open question, she goes on to embellish her statement, and by extension, contradict or modify her original testimony. Must be totally hellish to keep control of such a client. They are basically stuck asking leading questions when they can't...
@@yochitoranaga yeah I this would also be logical. Love the perspective you put down here.
unfortunately, i’ve seen amber turd supporters still defending her 😬
a lot more than i expected
Can we rename her to Amber Turd?
I died at "Best IF luck" 🤣🤣🤣
2:55
0:45 Jhonny saying bless you to the random person that sneezed was so wholesome lmao
That is how you know he is good
2:26 the girls facepalming in the background tells you exactly that you need to know about this trial 🤣🤣🤣
Let’s hope they can truly see the BS from Heard team that we can all see. Johnny deserves to get his life back.
@@PJAndersson733 Completely agree!
Its been forever since i laughed this hard at something.
They are even on AMBER'S side, and they are facepalming her lawyers. Lol.
My rbf / laughs wouldnt have been contained at that moment . I wouldve been like df and started laughing immediately
AHAHWHW
She gonna ask him how he fluffs his pillows next? Or if he fluffs them at all?💀💀💀
🤣🤣
at this pointtt . 😂
Underrated comment lmfao
LMAO 😂😂😂 followed by "objection, hearsay!"
🤣🤣🤣 probably what TP he uses lol
"Did you hit Amber?"
"I-"
"OBJECTION YOUR HONOR HEARSAY. YOU USE TOILET PAPER, DID I READ THAT RIGHT? DID I R-"
*gets yeeted out of existence*
The fact that they’d ask Johnny a question and then interrupt before he could even answer😂 it’s so cleat who’s gonna win and everyone knows it
How exactly did you kiss her on the cheek?
Well you see, I moved my facial muscles into a specific position, transmitted signals from my brain to my body, tilted my head by at least one degree-
Objection, hearsay
“It says here you tilted your head 2 DEGREES.”
😭😂
Yes, I did indeed shoot action potentials from my central nervous system to my peripheral nervous system in which it did indeed cause the muscle fibers of my orbicularis oris muscles to slide past each other and contract so that I may pucker my lips and press my epithelial cells into her epithelial cells. Furthermore, many anthropologists agree that this action has been known to represent affection for 4000 yea-
@@mrflipphone438 “objection hearsay”
This is an actual circus act oh my lord 😂 how do Johnny and people who testify for him not break down in hysteria at this
holy shit lil hal jumpscare
Oh god it's happening again. Homestuck resurgence in the comments
His bodyguards were laughing their asses off in the courtroom
midstuck
homestuck
Watching these clips over a year later and they still make me laugh 😂 comedy gold
in all seriousness, him saying bless you is a great indicator that he is kind and caring. someone who is self centered wouldn't say bless you, they probably wouldn't even have heard the person sneeze
Cuz they would be thinking too much about themselves to care?
@@zatsunedemon7160yeah self absorbed people/narcissists literally live in their own world
@@ccsx222 yeah that’s basically what narcissism is everything’s all about them and no one else but them
@@ccsx222 First, I don't like the extremely social nature of this saying, and 2nd - that it has religious roots.
Sometimes i wonder why any of those questions matter to the case.
Why does the way johnny's friend kisses a woman matter whether Depp was abusive or not?
Elaine likes to dig with stupid questions, fishing for a slip up or inconsistency. She fails every time.
I think it's because they don't have much evidence that johnny is the 'abuser' so they try to make the witnesses talk about other things like the case with Dr. Curry and the muffins but I'm not sure it's just a thought 🤷🏻♂️
Wanna try and make the witnesses look unreliable or mess with their credibility.
When you dont have enough evidence to prove your own stance you dont take the case typically. In case you do, your whole plan of attack is to try and poke as many holes as possible in your opponents case to attempt show that the evidence provided is unreliable or false and you wanna basically attempt to strike out as much as possible.
@@AD_130 ur godamn right and the funniest part is 😂 they keep failling to catch him up, Its so funny to see what people would do for money
@@Sun2Gway I doubt amber gave them even much to work with so they try everything they can but the more they do the more does amber lawyers look unprofessional
The more I watch of their case, the more I feel like Johnny I just a normal human, like most celebrities feel so out of touch, but seeing this makes Johnny idk reachable. I love this guy, he is so cool
He is a national treasure…streaming all his movies! This back fired hard on me turd lol
How can u not love this man? He's so above her that he makes her look like dog shit on the bottom of a shoe!
i feel like Depp is more relatable than a lot of other celebrities.
He’s a man who found peace, and now Ms Turd is trying take that away but that won’t happen! He’s calm and composed, just an older gentleman trying to enjoy his life to the fullest. 💪
He was friends with Hunter S Thompson, and Hunter S Thompson may have hung out with a load of freaks, but he did not hang out with people who weren't "real." If Hunter S Thompson liked you, you probably have a solid, moral core deep down. And several drug habits.
2:58 if ONLY he had asked "did i read that correct?"
johnny: "for once, you did not"
4:47
the way this guy just starts laughing 💀
Can we blame him, he couldn't hold it any longer I'm surprise the whole court was able to hold their laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The guy just straight up laughing at amber’s lawyers sums everything up 😂
Him: Im SO sorry
Narrator: He was, in fact, not sorry.
The way they kept asking him about her jewelry, I was expecting him to ask if they think he's a fashion designer or something. "Wat, do I look like I work at Tiffany's t' yoo?"
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I am a law student. We all know how difficult the field of law is, pair with that my impostor syndrome, the anxiety eats me up at nights. I get incredibly worried about my future and my credibility as a law student and as a future lawyer. Constantly submerging myself into a plethora of questions like if I will ever make it as a lawyer or not? If I will ever be good enough? And you know what soothes me? Amber's Legal Team
*Y'ALL STOP MAKING ME GUSH OVER HOW SUPPORTIVE ALL OF YOU ARE :'))*
*I did not know this had 5.3K likes*
This is so funny 😭😭😭 try not to be like them. And good luck
@@farooha.s8411 oh that is for certain. The broadcasts of this case is something every student should be made to watch as a _Not To Do_ video. Jesus who the fuck speaks like that? BITCH HOW DO YOU HEARSAY YOUR OWN QUESTION? How asinine of a grotesque professional do you have to be for a judge to point out your mistake? I am not the best but sure as hell not them. Also, thank you so much, hon :''))
@@aquarius1012 🤣🤣when I first heard him object his own question, I was baffled, but then I figured it could be a common occurrence I mean I've never been to a trial. Now that your confirming it's not, this is just sad. Their careers are over cze every person with internet access can literally just look em up playing a fool
@@Reese493 okay I will tell you what hearsay is. So hearsay occurs when a person in court quotes another person who is not in the court. That certainly did not happen, at all
Good Luck!! But follow that legal team to know what NOT to do… just saying!! LOL!!
The first 30 second transcript had me rolling!
Also, it's a southern thing to bless people when they sneeze. We will NOT miss it. As evidenced when Johnny blessed the sneeze in between answering. Its important southern soul work.
We Kentuckians are proud of him.
2:10 every time he says that I die laughing more and more 😂
The lawyer asking ‘Did I read that right?’ And Johnny warmly telling him he did reminds me of pre school children asking their teacher if they did something right and being told yes🤣
Totally. I got the feeling that many ants were trying to climb a mountain high in clouds...#GentlemanJohnnyDepp 😎✋♥️♥️♥️♥️
the one time he didn't read it right tho...
"Did I read that right?' Rottenborn said it three times and objected to his own question reminds me from "Liar liar" I OBJECT YOUR HONOR"- Fletcher to the judge Judge to fletcher" to yourself?"
the " best IF luck" is what get me, i repeated it so many times I cant hahahahaha
For me was
JD: again...
Attorney 🤡: K.
JD: *annoyed* 😅
i kept repeating
"again do you know if she was wearing any anima cream"
"starts laughing"
This video have so many gems. It's not a long video, but I bet I was watching it for 10 minutes instead of 5
Objection your honor hearsay
MAN LITERALLY STOPS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE TO SAY "BLESS YOU" HOW IS HE BEING ACCUSED OF THIS
To this day, that lawyer is still wondering if he read that right.
That last witness CRACKS me up, the man is so confused by and done with amber's legal team it's hilarious to watch 😭
I loved how someone sneezed and he stopped to say "Bless you." Such an awesome guy!
The speed with which the "Bless you" came out tells that Johnny has a pure heart!!
Judge: "best of luck-"
Johnny: "Best _if_ luck"
Judge: "Thank you for the correction...😑"
Johnny: "You're welcome."
*Someone in the court sneezes*
Johnny: "Bless you."
Come on. Johnny is a sweetheart.
Imagine being blessed by Johnny Depp ✝️
Ive seen the faces on ppl that were able to touch his hand as he's leaving court! The look can only b described as ecstatic! Ppl adore this man & i don't think ms turd had any inkling of just how much he is beloved & how much shit she would b bringing down on herself when she opted to drag him thru the mud! Don't u know that she wishes she had never started this? Unless she's totally brain dead she has to b understanding by now just how egregious an act this was on her part to belittle, shame, & destroy his re! I've never seen anything backfire in someone's face like this horrible act has blown up in her face! She will NEVER EVER live this down! & rightfully so! She has ended any opportunity she ever had (shitty actor that she is), to have a career in Hollywood! 😂! I can't wait to see her act in B grade horror films in the future! Not that i would watch them but just knowing she's castigated to such demeaning roles will b utterly, deliciously satisfying!
Lolll😂😂😂
4:35 that poor guy is obviously lost. Who the heck asks whether he kissed her hard or soft and expect him to remember what she was wearing underneath? I mean, am I the only one who thinks the guy is probably thinking choice words to say to the cross-examiner, lol 😂
Why would a guy look to what Amber was wearing UNDER?!! That's what perverts do and you could dang well tell he wasn't gonna go just walking over to Amber and check what she's wearing under her coat. What in the f***?!!
2:20 got me ngl xD
These moments just straight up make my day
I can't stop re-watching 4:23 with the error boxes and 4:49 when Johnny's friend busts out laughing. I can't. 🤣🤣🤣
That was the best🤣
OMGGGG I AM SO HAPPY HE WON THIS CASE!!!
4:05 same bro you ain't the only one 💀
“I- I’m not understanding… anything you just did”
Me during the entire case
On the Urban dictionary:
"Amica Cream
A cream that magically makes two black eye, broken nose, and busted lips disappear immediately. So good no one will know. Endorsement by Amber Heard’s legal team."
Amazing stuff. Not to confuse with Arnica cream. That's poor people stuff the evil certain aquaman starlet doesn't use. 😂
I thought you were joking so I had to look. So funny. I wonder if the Turd Herd knows they look foolish. LMAO
I wonder if the makers of ARNICA cream will run an ad saying "Arnica... its ARNICA people!"
@@barbara75214 and Johnny should be in that campaign ad. Lol Maybe Milani cosmetics would hire him too.
@@barbara75214 I’ve been sitting here yelling arnica every time I see that clip lmao. Just goes to show that Amber has never actually used it and they’ve all only seen the word on paper hahaha
@@thealivec4t I totally hear ya, I am doing the same: it's A R N I C A, with an "R", no "M" in ARNICA!!!
1:07 I thought this was edited in, but it’s Johnny actually laughing 😂
that bless you was so freaking pure hearted
HAHAHAHAHA 4:00 WHAT IN THE IS SHE DOING HAHAHA
I love it when he starts cracking up because of the damn Cream 🤣
sameeeeee, rewatched it like 20 times, shit has me fucking rollinggggggg
Honestly, how is he supposed to know whether amber was wearing a certain cream that day. It's ridiculous.
@@JIKitty it is arnica cream, not amica.
@@lolerie What has that to do with my comment? I wasn't using neither of the words.
"Was she wearing any amica cream?"
wtf
This trial was intended to be a joke right?
It has to be...like. It has to be.
This must be what people with too much money and too much fame do for shits and giggles
It's no a joke. Amber Heard us just a horrible person
Btw they tought it was aMica cream but it was actually aRNica cream XD
@@kitsunecorgii woow m vs rn
“slayed that” “you so did” don’t tell me i’m the only one who laughed💀💀
I had been going through some depression but watching this trial has brought me to tears of laughter and peeing my pants 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for the likes 🥰
Same 😭😭😭
hope you all get better
I too, hope you feel better friend! :]]
I hope you will get better !
I know things will get better. I don't need to know you to believe in you my friend :)
1:38 OMFG I WAS WATCHING THIS WITH MY PARENTS 💀
OH GOD 💀💀💀
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💀💀💀
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imagine johnny depp blessing you before continuing his sentence
johnny depp is such a mood lmaooo.
Ain’t he 😍😍😍
4:57 Not sorry at all😭
1:03 *pushes invisible hair to back of ear*
i just noticed that 💀
I love the guy with the beard” I’m not Europium I’m from Brooklyn” ..!
It's like they took Captain Jack Sparrow to court 😆gotta love this man..
I bet this is the most he’s ever laughed in 10 years knowing that evil 👿 woman.
At 1:28 Johnny Depp just sounds so surprised
2:41 someone needs to edit the pirates music into this clip lmaoo
I swear next she asked if he had her social security number, credit card information, address and what she did on June 6th 1992 at exactly 4:38 in the afternoon
4:15 LMAO as a French it happens all the time, in some place they start with the left cheek and others the right and it's never a biggie like lol
0:24 "good day to win the case
"U bet"
WHEEZEEE
1:40
I was controlling my laugh so hard and currently it's 11 in the night and I burst out laughing 😃
Good thing it wasn't that loud
The Amica cream response was truly legendary.
If save the Best for last was ever something, it was that.
Made my whole week
4:48 had me crying 😭😭😭😭
The guy in the end laughing his @$$ off got me dying over here
I lost it at 4:21 the windows edit is what got me😭💀
Legends has it
That loyal still doesn't know if he read that right
Johnny : “I look so good walking in here” Ben:u did”. Johnny: slayed that 😹Ben: u so did
“I’m not European. In from Brooklyn” we can tell sir. We can tell
0:38 “let’s hope so” BAHAHAHA
I love Johnny more now...This is priceless! And where did Amber get these lawyers? 🤣
0:29 + IM GONNA CRY
04:20 😂🤣😂🤣
I love how amber is just fake crying and he's just laughing and smiling😂😎
The moment they made him read that text "Is the slippery Goose I donated my juice to for a while staying there?" is the best moment in court history.
That laugh was just pure embodyment of the sentence " And you are supposed to be a lawyer "
Lawyer: Asks question
Johnny: Takes breath...
Lawyer: objection.
...
2:59 he's such a sweetheart 🥺
0:47 Imagine being blessed by Johnny himself 😭🙏
God bless you Johnny
You got to love Johnny man and his people are something else.
The sneeze set up was brilliant what a gentleman 😆
Johnny is literally just a person, like a chill person, not putting on a show and shit like A(ss)H(ole)
I feel like the judge was just having fun with this lol
"I once gave Marilyn Manson a pill so that he would.... stop talking so much." JD 2022
This court case is giving us prime JD humorous moments and also AH will finally get the reputation she deserves.
Edit: additional JD txt "Leave me fuckin' be Officer square head..."
Hahahaha this should be on judge Judy.
Love for Johnny depp💙
This was funny, good job😂
I just love his chaos like, his face when he's just done with it all tells you: I could be doing almost anything right now, even drinking a smoothie and it would be better than this bs nonsense. Also the "You did" when asked if that was him, was so sarcastic: "Well I hope you can read" was the message from those two words. 😂
Omg the subtitles of Ben and Depp talking before the trial started killed me 😂😂😂 “I slayed it”
What a freaking JOKE Amber’s lawyers are… GOOD LUCK TO ANY OF THEM TRYING TO GET A GIG AFTER THIS DISASTER!!! 🤣🤣😭💀
I love how he greeted his fan letters he won my heart😭❤
“Best of luck.”
“Best *IF* luck. ☝🏽”
“Best if luck. Thank you for the correction. 😒”
“You’re welcome. 😘”
I died when he said “you’re welcome.”
4:47 love this question and his reaction also missed spelled “wether” 😂
I love seeing the video where Johnny pulls up and everyone is freaking out, then when the Turd arrives it is pure silence
Lol the one where everyone’s shoving gifts at him and screaming, then she comes and it’s dead silence except one chick who says “you lying narcissist!” 😂
Okay, let’s be fair, it’s not pure silence, someone did yell “Why you shit in the bed?” On one of the days 😂
I love that they can make a bad situation a tiny bit more bearable 😂
3:30 a shirt. 😂