YTP - Judge Judy - Everyone is on trial

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  • Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
  • There's nothing judicial happening in this courtroom.

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  • @cwilliams7908
    @cwilliams7908 3 года назад +272

    what a stupid *&^%$#@ video...too much time on ur hands

    • @warwatch
      @warwatch 3 года назад +379

      Stay in skooks maybe you'll lul

    • @mauer594
      @mauer594 3 года назад +92

      Septic gets the joj doen

    • @P1995.
      @P1995. 3 года назад +21

      Lol

    • @P1995.
      @P1995. 3 года назад +13

      That’s the point, they’re stupid and funny 😂😂

    • @GeorgeSukFuk
      @GeorgeSukFuk 2 года назад +25

      what a stupid #$%#$% comment...too much hands on your time

  • @TellEmB290
    @TellEmB290 9 лет назад +456

    She laced her medical gauze with salt? That's fucking brutal.

    • @TellEmB290
      @TellEmB290 9 лет назад +8

      ***** Indeed, it'd sting like a bitch

    • @airtranlover
      @airtranlover 9 лет назад +29

      AND THREW A SODA THROUGH HIS WINDOW

    • @TellEmB290
      @TellEmB290 9 лет назад +47

      Some people just let it go-o-o-o...others do not.

    • @TellEmB290
      @TellEmB290 8 лет назад +8

      +Kryptids Korrek'

    • @TellEmB290
      @TellEmB290 8 лет назад +15

      +Kryptids Just tell me what you fuckin' did.

  • @wilberforce95
    @wilberforce95 8 лет назад +1469

    "how are you supporting yourself?"
    "products."

    • @halopro8958
      @halopro8958 5 лет назад +143

      Will Becker
      “You’re a fat fucker?”
      “Mhmm.”
      “Explain that.”
      “I was a casual fucker, and a full time fucker.”

    • @dragooncroft
      @dragooncroft 5 лет назад +78

      "FMLA What does that stand for?"
      "Fat Maker Lawyer Agency"

    • @thisflowerpotspeaksfreedom
      @thisflowerpotspeaksfreedom 4 года назад +42

      I felt a swift discharge...
      Just. Tell me. What you. Fucking. Did.
      *breathing* bzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    • @agumisael7533
      @agumisael7533 4 года назад +12

      hmmmmmmmmm.....

    • @thisflowerpotspeaksfreedom
      @thisflowerpotspeaksfreedom 4 года назад +29

      goodbye. Case is dismissed. That's all.

  • @Jedibob5
    @Jedibob5 8 лет назад +1641

    Stay in skooks, kids.

  • @diobb2491
    @diobb2491 8 лет назад +332

    "Hey, I'm talking." *Disgusted face* "Fuck me."
    "Ok, sure."

  • @FeatherWait
    @FeatherWait 9 лет назад +445

    I was casual fucker, and now I'm a full TIIIIIIIIME fucker.

    • @_SubX_
      @_SubX_ 9 лет назад +34

      Korrek

    • @notemiIy
      @notemiIy 9 лет назад +2

      Sub X *Korrek

    • @britishcat17
      @britishcat17 9 лет назад +10

      Feather Wait You're a fat fucker
      (I'm qouting the video btw, not being a jerk)

    • @britishcat17
      @britishcat17 9 лет назад +4

      Feather Wait mm hmm *nods head voilentley*

    • @airtranlover
      @airtranlover 9 лет назад +10

      Hey! I'm talking! Fuck me!

  • @deliusamat7705
    @deliusamat7705 4 года назад +440

    "Korrek" entered my vocabulary from the moment I first saw this video. Even 5 years later I still say it

  • @jupiter9099
    @jupiter9099 9 лет назад +782

    This is Judy the Judge.

    • @jj01221
      @jj01221 6 лет назад +44

      *Nightmare Fuel*

    • @Wendykenson
      @Wendykenson 5 лет назад +15

      Korrek

    • @VisorX17
      @VisorX17 5 лет назад +10

      Jupiter9099 This is Judge the Judy

    • @zking2929
      @zking2929 5 лет назад +5

      Love your stocking profile pic

    • @GabrielMartinez-pe6ln
      @GabrielMartinez-pe6ln 4 года назад +1

      Jupiter9099 XD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @melebula8682
    @melebula8682 9 лет назад +1213

    "How old are you?"
    "6"
    Done

  • @spleen9097
    @spleen9097 8 лет назад +519

    "you fucked your goose 10 minutes ago!"
    "I don't know what that means!"
    I fucking died

  • @scythian2138
    @scythian2138 8 лет назад +355

    Renae is suing former co-worker Crystal for her damn medical bills

  • @samwilkewitz4843
    @samwilkewitz4843 8 лет назад +236

    "Stay in skooks, stay in skooks maybe you'll lawl"
    wise words from Judge Judy

  • @airplanefreak27
    @airplanefreak27 8 лет назад +264

    "I felt a swift discharge."
    "Just tell me what you fucking did."
    "Mmm...."
    "Goodbye! Case dismissed!"

  • @captainkg5910
    @captainkg5910 9 лет назад +465

    Just tell me what you fucking did.

  • @011egis
    @011egis 8 лет назад +664

    real cakes, real peeps

    • @majin428
      @majin428 8 лет назад +27

      I heard" real cakes, real Penis"

    • @AwesomeRobot15
      @AwesomeRobot15 8 лет назад +46

      I heard "real cakes, real pizza"

    • @dressedmaniac
      @dressedmaniac 7 лет назад +10

      Mike P
      Fucking love Peep's

    • @TheSpark717
      @TheSpark717 6 лет назад +5

      juj juj

    • @emmarose4234
      @emmarose4234 6 лет назад +6

      Why didn’t it say “Real cakes. Real peeps. Judy the Judge.”?

  • @Z0MGH4X
    @Z0MGH4X 9 лет назад +414

    FMLA: Fat Maker Lawyer Agency

  • @elsmike
    @elsmike 9 лет назад +791

    Remember kids:
    Stay in skooks, maby you'll lul

  • @SuperWeaves
    @SuperWeaves 4 года назад +219

    "Do you have a family?"
    "Yes"
    "Fuck your family"
    *Violently agrees*

    • @guh967
      @guh967 Год назад +10

      I loved that

  • @TheMilitantHorse
    @TheMilitantHorse 7 лет назад +541

    This is just an accurate depiction of Judge Judy episode... Don't know why this is a YTP...

    • @henrikhyrup3995
      @henrikhyrup3995 6 лет назад +5

      It's not.

    • @RetroKingOG
      @RetroKingOG 6 лет назад +40

      Yeah man judge judy normally f**ks gooses and teaches kids bout schooks. Normal episode seems to me lol

    • @afoolsbabybear2266
      @afoolsbabybear2266 5 лет назад +12

      Henrik Høyrup r/woooosh

    • @henrikhyrup3995
      @henrikhyrup3995 5 лет назад +4

      @@afoolsbabybear2266 ​ Dylan Jackson r/whoooosh to both of you if you didn't catch the sarcasm in my comment.

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 5 лет назад +5

      @@henrikhyrup3995 It indeed is.

  • @ChaoChao0071
    @ChaoChao0071 9 лет назад +1139

    Stay in schoohcs, maybe you'll lol.

    • @mac-10candyapple52
      @mac-10candyapple52 7 лет назад +40

      Remember kids,
      stay in drugs,
      don't do school.

    • @crazjy4581
      @crazjy4581 6 лет назад +9

      stay in vegatables eat your drugs dont do school

    • @DJL3G3ND
      @DJL3G3ND 6 лет назад +6

      maybe you'll lu-ul

    • @ajboomer1347
      @ajboomer1347 5 лет назад +5

      Skooks sounds like a name for an illegal addictive substance.
      POLICE: "Hey sir, have you been doing skooks lately?"

    • @deathmorphosis
      @deathmorphosis 5 лет назад

      @@ajboomer1347Well it's fairly close to "skunk" so...

  • @tonyytonyy13
    @tonyytonyy13 8 лет назад +213

    Just tell me what you Funcken did

    • @ace-x6m
      @ace-x6m 6 лет назад +21

      tonyy lopez mmm

    • @Kairi091
      @Kairi091 4 года назад +7

      @@ace-x6m Goodbye! Case is dismissed

    • @GabrielMartinez-pe6ln
      @GabrielMartinez-pe6ln 4 года назад +5

      Real cakes, real peeps, judge Judy.

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 4 года назад

      @@GabrielMartinez-pe6ln Lolololololol

  • @Victerd1999
    @Victerd1999 9 лет назад +357

    Judy the judge: How old are you?
    Plantiff: Six
    Judy: Do you have a family?
    Plantiff: Yes!
    Judy: Fuck your family!
    Plantiff shakes and head agreeing!

  • @tyfraserweeks9216
    @tyfraserweeks9216 4 года назад +60

    "Suing for the cost to replace his c***, after she smashed it with a hammer."
    DEAD.

  • @HopefulWriter14
    @HopefulWriter14 9 лет назад +402

    Please do more judge Judy. This is literally the funniest shit, I can't breathe I am laughing so hard.

  • @zackm9287
    @zackm9287 8 лет назад +215

    "you may be seated, have a seat please" - everyone stands up... i lol'd out loud at that one

  • @sobrii9492
    @sobrii9492 8 лет назад +143

    So, what exactly does the Fat Maker Lawyer Agency do?
    Transform people into Judge Judy copies?

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 7 лет назад +14

      More like Judy the Fudge AM I RIGHT

    • @KaiZX
      @KaiZX 6 лет назад +26

      Korrek

    • @Lostmychill
      @Lostmychill Год назад +1

      @@KaiZXtheres a translation for this

  • @rangikuful
    @rangikuful 8 лет назад +451

    how old are you?
    six
    XD

  • @gweebo743
    @gweebo743 8 лет назад +337

    Korrek

    • @ThePsychosis92
      @ThePsychosis92 6 лет назад +9

      Kept scrolling til i found this comment.

    • @brendananderson9102
      @brendananderson9102 5 лет назад +1

      He's either referring to Korrek, the warrior prince of kartharta from Man-Thing or he's referring to Korrek, the Hong Kong car cleaning and polishing brand.

    • @Mannnnnnnn
      @Mannnnnnnn 4 года назад

      @@brendananderson9102 maybe he just said it

    • @brendananderson9102
      @brendananderson9102 4 года назад

      @@Mannnnnnnn ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @Arxiuz2
      @Arxiuz2 4 года назад +1

      FUCKING OW

  • @calebhorton4701
    @calebhorton4701 8 лет назад +87

    "Some people just let it goOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO!
    Others do not."

    • @hpholland
      @hpholland Год назад

      Korrek

    • @Josh-hv5ni
      @Josh-hv5ni 7 месяцев назад

      And the long and short of this KOKfrontation

  • @teamfortresspewp6453
    @teamfortresspewp6453 8 лет назад +131

    2:32 "Stay in SkookS"
    I don't feel safe going to SkookS. I had a dream that Bitch the Bully brought a gun to SkookS.

    • @samwilkewitz4843
      @samwilkewitz4843 8 лет назад +7

      +Team Fortress Poo Awesome Cooc Cat reference! :)

    • @augustofranklim5409
      @augustofranklim5409 7 лет назад +3

      Team Fortress Poo Oh,come on! You may lul if You go to SkookS.

    • @KaaneDragonShinobi
      @KaaneDragonShinobi 5 лет назад +3

      He's never safe going to SkookS. Not unless we can figure out where the strongman is.

  • @heylookitsrandy
    @heylookitsrandy 3 года назад +77

    6 years later, I still cant get over how amazingly edited and hilarious this video is. Top 5 greatest YTPs of all time, hands down.

  • @RedSimba88
    @RedSimba88 8 лет назад +120

    "The people are re-re... The cakes are final!" And that was just the warmup XD

    • @benrlego
      @benrlego 8 лет назад +3

      according to the subtitles it says "p that Pixar fight shooting the judge"

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 8 лет назад +2

      Real cakes, real petes.

    • @CJODell12
      @CJODell12 7 лет назад +9

      "This is Judy the Judge"

  • @lukefenig5029
    @lukefenig5029 Год назад +23

    "I was a medium size fucker, now i'm a full time fucker" I still called that line to this day

  • @radraygun
    @radraygun 9 лет назад +51

    "Just tell me what you fucking did"
    "Mhmmmmmmmmmmm"
    "Get out case close"

  • @grumpypoof9648
    @grumpypoof9648 9 лет назад +796

    Man, it doesn't matter what other poop channels I watch, I always just come back to re-watch yours. Your style is my favorite because it's somewhat coherent while at the same time ludicrous. You're the best man.

    • @TheSepticFoundry
      @TheSepticFoundry  9 лет назад +65

      Thanks, man. Them's some kind words! Plus, you're still the best Andy Geahan.

    • @Kakerate2
      @Kakerate2 9 лет назад +5

      TheSepticFoundry Oh man, I've watched this like 10 times and it still cracks me up.

    • @melebula8682
      @melebula8682 9 лет назад +1

      My exact thoughts too 😊

    • @platteai
      @platteai 9 лет назад +2

      Andy Geahan you're making YTP's sound like a form of art or some shit haha

    • @RustingVagina
      @RustingVagina 9 лет назад

      +Andy Geahan You deeed it

  • @FiremanPC
    @FiremanPC 9 лет назад +211

    If you stay in Skooks you will most likely lol.

  • @shanedeleon5376
    @shanedeleon5376 7 лет назад +60

    "How are you supporting yourself?"
    "...products..."

  • @TimiVision1
    @TimiVision1 9 лет назад +64

    Byrd says "you may be seated have a seat"
    Everyone stands up

  • @smooooth_
    @smooooth_ 8 лет назад +36

    "I was a casuuaaal fucker, and a full tiiime fucker"

  • @leeumlol
    @leeumlol 8 лет назад +53

    RIHGT AHP DA CUNT
    Okay
    perfect....

  • @LOLLULZLIL
    @LOLLULZLIL 6 лет назад +68

    sentece mixing ytp is best ytp hands down
    screw the earrapes showing a clip 30 times in a row and distort the video unnecessarily.

  • @m0chikim_
    @m0chikim_ 6 лет назад +54

    "FMLA, what do those letters stand for?"
    "Fat Maker Lawyer Agency"
    *proceeds to turn into Judge Judy*
    One of my favorite parts

  • @Josh-hv5ni
    @Josh-hv5ni 7 месяцев назад +8

    “Did you pull your kok as well?”
    Initially I did 😤😬🙄
    I think of this girls pissy facial expression anytime anyone says the word initially

  • @BrettFromKolob
    @BrettFromKolob 9 лет назад +63

    Just imagine for a moment being a witness and having to make a statement to the police for that ambulance incident.

  • @FerrariCarr
    @FerrariCarr 2 года назад +8

    Judge Judy: “FMLA, what do those letters stand for?”
    Plaintiff: “Fat. Maker. Lawyer. Agency.” 👩🏽‍⚖️

  • @HopefulWriter14
    @HopefulWriter14 9 лет назад +411

    please make more of these i have never laughed harder in my life.

    • @DJfireant789plus
      @DJfireant789plus 6 лет назад +8

      Ror rooooOooorr roiiIiiighhhgooirr rrrigt up the butt

    • @GabrielMartinez-pe6ln
      @GabrielMartinez-pe6ln 4 года назад +3

      DJfireant789plus I couldn’t stop laughing at that part😂

  • @ItsViHi
    @ItsViHi 5 лет назад +19

    Crush: I love horror movies. Do you like them as well?
    Me: 0:47

  • @Peter_Joshua
    @Peter_Joshua 2 года назад +7

    "Just tell me what you fookin' did?"

  • @Ryanlf999
    @Ryanlf999 8 лет назад +41

    "You F@cked your goose ten minutes ago!" "I don't know what that means" "Stay in skoox, you may lol!"

  • @kaylaedwards6583
    @kaylaedwards6583 Год назад +6

    LMAO "just tell me what you f*****g did." 😂😂😂

  • @KingRarecrazy
    @KingRarecrazy 8 лет назад +48

    "STAY IN SKOOKS MABYE YOULL LUL."
    -Juge Jugge

    • @Roger-pm1zs
      @Roger-pm1zs 5 лет назад +1

      Rarecrazy lawl

    • @KingRarecrazy
      @KingRarecrazy 4 года назад

      Gabriel Martinez bruh this comment is 4 years old you think I’m gonna come back and look to see that someone said I spelled something wrong from an old ass ytp? Because your right. But also go away.

  • @cadethecrustycreature
    @cadethecrustycreature 5 лет назад +21

    0:37 sounds like one of those guys after the ads when they talk fast

    • @Rikegile
      @Rikegile 2 месяца назад

      asdetfsrdduhbdhbdstusarafcxsjbfssatufseh

  • @scillavanilla5356
    @scillavanilla5356 7 лет назад +6

    "I felt a swift discharge..." "*JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU FUCKING DID.*" 😂😂😂😂👍🏾

  • @Jex2112
    @Jex2112 9 лет назад +41

    0:17 - Nightmare Fuel

  • @andrastrine
    @andrastrine Год назад +9

    Because of this YTP, the phrase "this is Judy the Judge" is immortalized on the wall of my high school. Before I graduated 7 years ago the seniors were all given bricks to paint their names on and decorate. I included this phrase as a friend of mine and I used to watch this religiously in our spare time. Thanks for the laughs.

  • @DmitriyPoot
    @DmitriyPoot 9 лет назад +53

    Real cakes
    Real pizzas
    Judge Judy

  • @knowwankeno1de1witdelongna85
    @knowwankeno1de1witdelongna85 9 месяцев назад +4

    “Stay in SchoochS, Maybe you’ll Lel!” 😂😂😂

  • @Rose_D
    @Rose_D 9 лет назад +67

    rest in peace me, laughter killed me.

  • @freethinker1277
    @freethinker1277 4 года назад +12

    0:20 That is legitimately terrifying.
    1:50-2:16 sounds like a low budget porno

  • @elisabethrob6304
    @elisabethrob6304 9 лет назад +11

    I was SO hoping for a Fresh Prince joke when Judge Judy said, "This is the story."

  • @TheHoIIowFox
    @TheHoIIowFox 4 года назад +8

    "I was a casual fucker, and not a full time fucker."

  • @HauntFreak13
    @HauntFreak13 Год назад +4

    “How old are you?”
    **mouth sounds**

  • @wandering_coder6356
    @wandering_coder6356 8 месяцев назад +3

    The closed captioning is HILARIOUS!

  • @Rex-xj4dj
    @Rex-xj4dj 6 лет назад +14

    The “ambulance person” 1:59

  • @yukiskyzero1313
    @yukiskyzero1313 6 лет назад +20

    0:58
    FMLA = Fat Maker Lawyer and Agency.
    I died laughing there. XD

  • @kingdestroyah
    @kingdestroyah 8 лет назад +24

    Am I on trial? Are you on trial? IS SEPTIC ON TRIAL???

  • @MainlyYeezy
    @MainlyYeezy 2 года назад +7

    I've watched this upload off & on since it came out YEARS ago. Makes me laugh so hard & wonder why there isn't more of this made this day & age.

  • @KaidudeHasanSarfaraz
    @KaidudeHasanSarfaraz 3 года назад +5

    “You may be seated”
    *everyone stands up*

  • @kaylasylver5334
    @kaylasylver5334 9 лет назад +5

    I fuckin lost it when she said "fuck me" and made that noise or whatever lmao

  • @DarkPhoenix89
    @DarkPhoenix89 9 лет назад +16

    Guy is suing for the price to replace his CoC after she smashed it with a hammer. xD!

    • @japoople
      @japoople 8 лет назад +2

      Go to schoochs.

  • @TomDeVito
    @TomDeVito 5 лет назад +12

    "How old are you?"
    "Six"
    DEAD

  • @mmill9169
    @mmill9169 Год назад +4

    Judge Judy knew she had a slim chance of throwing charges at Renee;she studied law at The Fat Maker Lawyer Agency and NOW is employed by them! Notice how quick Judge Judy was to throw the case out of court. It usually takes AT LEAST a half of a day to have a case thrown out. Even in normal circumstances,it is a very rare moment.

  • @julianvisser2566
    @julianvisser2566 8 лет назад +51

    "STAY IN SCHOOCHS MAYBE YOU'LL LOL!"

  • @AwkwardTurtle2300
    @AwkwardTurtle2300 9 лет назад +57

    STAY IN SKOOKS MAYBE YOU'LL LUL 2:33

  • @J0eyT
    @J0eyT 7 лет назад +4

    For some reason "cockfrontation" made me lol more than anything

  • @thisflowerpotspeaksfreedom
    @thisflowerpotspeaksfreedom 4 года назад +10

    Crystal laced her medical gauze with salt.
    Wannahenno.

  • @tabby53152144
    @tabby53152144 Год назад +2

    ***Nightmare fuel inducing sound effect*** 👁👄👁

  • @DatGuyWithNoName
    @DatGuyWithNoName 4 года назад +11

    2:17 Captions are very helpful

  • @crystedits4616
    @crystedits4616 7 лет назад +5

    "I feel a swift discharge"

  • @SetiI_ceng
    @SetiI_ceng 8 лет назад +22

    FMLA, what does that stand for? Fat Maker Lawyer and Agency

  • @DatamasterCorporation
    @DatamasterCorporation 3 года назад +3

    2:17
    Judge Judy: Schcock-schcoowooock-Schcs-Shesh-Shesh-Shwewsh ckoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO
    Lady: 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞
    Judge Judy: 😠😠

  • @Paylala
    @Paylala 6 лет назад +4

    "Just tell me what you fucking did...."
    "Mmmm..."
    "Goodbye. Your case is dismissed. That's all"
    Lmfao!

  • @smhpgh
    @smhpgh 7 лет назад +19

    0:36-0:38 How would you react if your friends and family started talking to you like that?

  • @notthatguy4346
    @notthatguy4346 9 лет назад +6

    "Just tell me what you fucking did"
    "Ummm--"
    "--Goodbye, case dismissed"

  • @unleashedgeek7295
    @unleashedgeek7295 6 лет назад +8

    0:00-0:03 me trying to figure out math homework
    Side note, this YTP is absolutely amazing! I've seen a lot of stupid and unfunny ones, but this has me rolling every time. Awesome work!

  • @classiccustoms2010
    @classiccustoms2010 5 лет назад +7

    1:50 Missed opportunity to have Judge Judy sing the Prince of Bel Air theme.

  • @Apomonomenos
    @Apomonomenos 3 года назад +2

    from now on when people ask me what I do i'm just gonna tell them i'm the ambulance person lmao

  • @kitkatpoetess
    @kitkatpoetess 7 лет назад +24

    These comments got me crying from laughing so hard.

  • @Dead_in__side__
    @Dead_in__side__ 4 года назад +3

    Some people just let it GOWWW, others do not 😂😂

  • @airplanegod
    @airplanegod 9 лет назад +23

    I lost it when the robot from the Delta video popped up.

  • @WiiLoveWeather7-12-16
    @WiiLoveWeather7-12-16 3 года назад +2

    0:07 "TV-G"
    Three seconds ago: NAUGHTY WORDS

  • @jamesthedragon2344
    @jamesthedragon2344 9 лет назад +47

    I CANT BREATHE

  • @nebulous3234
    @nebulous3234 4 года назад +8

    I pulled a muscle in my chest from laughing

  • @ImYourVj
    @ImYourVj 7 лет назад +12

    OMG I'm dying at work. I'm sure someone is going to report me from laughing so hard.

  • @flashlightfreek
    @flashlightfreek 7 лет назад +9

    Turn the captions on OMG This IS ONE OF THE BEST YTPS ON THE INTERNET

  • @Ivorykittenart
    @Ivorykittenart Год назад +3

    “Can we get judge Judy?”
    “We have judge Judy at home”
    Judge Judy at home:

  • @aukuse
    @aukuse 2 года назад +2

    I come back to this SPECIFICALLY for "Fat Maker Lawyer Agency" and I cannot explain why that is the funniest part to me :P

  • @mikehawk7367
    @mikehawk7367 9 лет назад +10

    I can't believe I'm finding something so ridiculous, so hilarious!

  • @GarySpatzScam
    @GarySpatzScam 8 лет назад +17

    1:08 girl on the left... ;D

  • @tocc
    @tocc 4 года назад +5

    the thumbnail sent me