Your poops are criminally under-subbed. Real quality here. Seems the age of YTP is in it's last days. It's usually in this stage of any era that the best work surfaces. These really made me laugh, thanks a bunch!
At the very end of this video, we can clearly see the source of Jesse's problem - his computer is running Windows95 and his brain is running a Dick Ritger bowling tutorial...
I think the reason that this ytp is so fucking good is because the narrators voice. its already so over the top, and the enunciation is weird, which makes it SO MUCH BETTER when it's thrown into ytp format. amazing. best ytp
I can't express how much I love this. It's like my 100th time watching and I still can't stop laughing my ass off U sir are a goddamn genius and this is a very underrated ytp....
I love Jesse Ventura Conspiracy Theory ytps and it's been a while since anyone uploaded one. So naturally it was an absolute delight to finally get a brand new Conspiracy Theory ytp. And a well crafted one at that. All your ytps are fantastic. I just wish you'd upload more often.
I can't stop laughing I literally had to pause the video to breathe jesus christ man keep making these they are the only thing that can make me laugh this hard I am in tears
dawnDreamer I have been following you for awhile and I absolutely inspired at how amazing your videos are. You deserve more recognition you are soooo good man
Need help guys! What does LSD stand for???
lit sauce doctor
Liquid Screen Display
Lolicon
Semen
Detox
Li'l Salty Dink
Liquid snake dies.
Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAKE!!!!
"You think you can Photoshop, THINK AGAIN"
Me everyday
Just the way he says "photoshop" like a robot is the best.
You think you can Blender, THINK AGAIN
@Parker Productions
Don’t worry bro I’m certain you’ll get better with practice
someone: *speaks backwards*
me: HECK, HE'S COLLUDING WITH A L I E N S
He's fat alright.
So this guy is basically F A T
Well let me tell you something else.
There’s a thing called the internet
Suspected
I mean the sound effect
Scorpio Engine yeah but did you you know this is
MAMAS THEORY
Heck, he's colluding with aliens!
Lol I read your comment right as it was said.
Me too D: weird
He's fat alright.
He's fat allright
Sneila htiw gnidulloc seh, kceh!
"Apollo moon mission is his name"
"Ron! What can i do for ya?"
lmao
Murder Doll he’s fat alright!
Ummum mowom
Heck, he's colluding with ALIENS!
Conspiracy Theory is the holy grail of YTP material. So much content, so little time.
Don't get your pennies all in a bunch! I dunno you made me remember Duke Nukem Manhattan Project xD
Did you know there's a thing called the internet
X3
WELL I DON’T BUY THAT
but...what is an internetz?
WHAT!
Well I don't buy that
0:32 "fuck I think it's stuck" lmao
3:38
“While Tyrell *shits,* I’m not waiting around. I’m meeting somebody from MySpace *who is gay.* I’m not *fucking* around.”
"I'm gay."
"A mysterious Jesse who is building his own private Playstation in Washington and maybe even in space."
I don't wanna get SHOH-OSH
I’m just a turt and this is Mama’s Theory
“Alright people, this person is basically fat”. 😂
So every time you go to wash your hands.
Cat loaf
Americans, Mexicans and Pacific Islanders constantly have this phrase running through their heads.
I have sex with cats from mexico
Jesse Van Turd, Alex Jones, and even a cameo from Dr. Antonia Johnson and Phil Donahue? Wowie!! ❤
Gotta do more Phil Donahue YTPs... I just can't find an episode with decent quality. Its the only thing thats holding me back.... depressing!
PHOTOE SHOP
THINK AGAIN!!!
I watch your videos all the time, I didnt know u like ytps
Yo sup wavy im a fellow subscriber👍
Foto Shop
That "Fuck, I think it's stuck!" editing is probably the most creative take I've seen on RUclips Pooping that intro. Fucking excellent. B-)
Heck, he's *colluding with aliens*
4:00
Top 10 Greatest Crossovers In Anime History
4:41 - A lot of people get that look when they talk to Alex Jones, I guess...
1:36 "Fuck. Jesse's got him cornered."
To expose his massive earth shattering alien 🐔
"MaMa"
~Jesse Ventura
2:21 "There's a thing called the internet."
Every reality show EVERY SINGLE ONE uses that stupid WOOOOoOoOoOo sound and dawnDreamer abused it perfectly
This channel is a goldmine.
Hi im dick ritger
"I'm not fucking around, I'm gay."
"Myspace! I knew it!" LOL xD
That's unbelievable!
That's believable!
MsuusM!
"I'm Jessie VanTurd and this is Mama's Theories" 😂
Your poops are criminally under-subbed. Real quality here. Seems the age of YTP is in it's last days. It's usually in this stage of any era that the best work surfaces. These really made me laugh, thanks a bunch!
Disagree. Good YTPs are around there.
Its
2:03 Ron: the signup has fell down
Jessie Wentura: HECK he's colluding with aliens
Good catch 👍.
@@RoyFromDetroit thx
Mr. Big never agreed to an interview.
But now he agreed to an interview.
But now Mr. Ventura never agreed to an interview.
Fuck!
🤣
“I suck at PAC-Man” I lost my shit
Heck, I’m colluding with ALIENS!
I'm surprised you didn't sentence mix someone to say ace ventura
@@larsk1161 he's fat alright
Ace ventura never agreed to an interview. Fuck!
I thought he loved Viagra
I changed the title a little... this sounds more... nuts! :)
@@dawndreamer1109 son of a bitch
Y love cats front mexicain two
“Fuck I think it’s stuck”
It’s my 31st birthday today and this is a wonderful gift to wake up to: a new upload from dawnDreamer! Thank you!
Courtney Butzko Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday 🎉
Finally some proof that YTP’s ain’t just for 13 year olds 🤙🏻
@Courtney Butzko
Extremely late happy birthday
At the very end of this video, we can clearly see the source of Jesse's problem - his computer is running Windows95 and his brain is running a Dick Ritger bowling tutorial...
Mama's Theory: the show that tells you it's time you met a nice girl and gave me grandkids.
Oh man, this is really good! Kudos to you!
Im so early it still says "Jesse Ventura loves LSD". Btw 2:18 "R.I.P."
So sad this isn't real
*WELL I DON’T BUY THAT!*
I think the reason that this ytp is so fucking good is because the narrators voice. its already so over the top, and the enunciation is weird, which makes it SO MUCH BETTER when it's thrown into ytp format. amazing. best ytp
4:28 I lost it here
I can't express how much I love this. It's like my 100th time watching and I still can't stop laughing my ass off
U sir are a goddamn genius and this is a very underrated ytp....
That's is very funny
"I've been blowing a corrupt horse"
The computer coming up with the Windows Aesthetic and the Apple startup sound had me rolling on the floor. This whole ytp is a 10/10!!
DawnDreamer was the absolute best YTP guy ever. This is fantastic. Rip.
Why RIP?
2:49 until he's done on the computer lmao!
6:36 lmfao, i laughed so hard.
"Fuck I think it's stuck"
I love Jesse Ventura Conspiracy Theory ytps and it's been a while since anyone uploaded one. So naturally it was an absolute delight to finally get a brand new Conspiracy Theory ytp. And a well crafted one at that. All your ytps are fantastic. I just wish you'd upload more often.
"The National Institute For Cake And LSD."
Can I join?
Awkward Freak and we’re researching how to bust a nut in a bizarre direction 😂
The National Institue for Cake....and LSD!!! 😂😂😂
Fucc I think it's stucc.
Here from charmx. You earned a sub and a standing ovation. Damn i've seen a llt of ytp's in my time, but this is top tier!
This is a pretty damn good ytp
Yea damndreamer makes em gr8
"There's a thing called the internet."
Jesse: *excuse me what the fuck*
WHOA! THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST YTPs EVEEEEEEER!!!!
Nice Profire Picture. I love Skullgirls
4:55 Earthworm Jim's Cow 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
this is one of the best ytps ive ever seen
JALLERBO!!
18 people never agreed to an interview.
I can't stop laughing I literally had to pause the video to breathe jesus christ man keep making these they are the only thing that can make me laugh this hard I am in tears
"I have sex with cats from Mexico"
I can relate
I'm so glad I subscribed to you.
1:13 life goals
It looks like the car came out of Alex Jones’ mouth at 4:23 lol.
RIP Dick Ritger
I hope Jesse somehow understood the message Alex Jones was trying to convey.
3:07 best scene😂😂elivebel
Lmfao yes! And 0:30
You think this YTP is outdated after 5 years? THINK AGAIN
7:15
My face while I watch this
I think this is still my favorite YTP ever.
Alex Jones and Jesse Ventura together was gold!!!!!!!
I dont wanna get shush
dawnDreamer I have been following you for awhile and I absolutely inspired at how amazing your videos are. You deserve more recognition you are soooo good man
Oh my God you are the best ytp'er ever. Your word play is amazing. I'm cracking up so bad at work. Thanks I needed it.
"I've been blown. A corrupt horse. NOT." _balls up fist angrily_
One of the funniest YTPs I've seen in a long time
Hands down, this is the best YTP that I've ever seen. You're incredible!
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Son of a bitch!
Vuvuvu grenenr vuvuv
This is the best thing I've seen in a very long time.
I just found this channel, all I can say is...
I'm mind blown
*THINK AGAIN*
jesse discovering the internet is hilarious xD
A what?
@@warwatch there's a thing called the internet
@@rickgutierrez6328 thats unbelievable
@@rickgutierrez6328 thats beleveable
@@warwatch MySpace i knew it
I’ve been watching poops for a long time, and this one made me laugh heartily. I hope you release more.
6:09 That self-satisfied “gotcha” look on Jesse’s face when he asks about the sponge 😆
So hilarous man! I love this so much
this is amazing and also feels endless, this feels like a 45 minute video
just perfect criminal documentary
06:51 Me, when I can't get a PS5.
this made my week. this is the perfect amount of DUMM. bless you for this creation
jesse ventura ytp in [the current year] makes me so happy
2:39 That siren sound kills me.
My first words to my mom 0:18
I've been a gay governor I've been Austin Powers
You're starting to rake in the subs quick now. Well deserved tho
You seriously deserve more subs, my dude.
I *_suck_* at Pac-Man.
And now i think it's time you did!
Sheksh-sheksh-sheksh.
Also, what is an internetz?
Lol Haha, this is fantastic. Great editing!
I love your channel!!!
Best YTP in quite awhile
I like the dramatic noise every time somebody says anything