YTP: The Nucular Diabeetus Bomb Conspiracy

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  • Опубликовано: 21 авг 2024
  • Jesse Ventura uncovers a terrorist plot to kill everyone and assembles a team to stop it.
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Комментарии • 65

  • @JHold101
    @JHold101 10 лет назад +43

    JESSE IS IN STEALTH MODE

    • @DRSTRANGELOVEIN
      @DRSTRANGELOVEIN 4 месяца назад

      *rest of team is sneaking around silently
      *J E S S E I S I N S T E A L T H M O D E

  • @DiomedesIsHit
    @DiomedesIsHit 9 лет назад +46

    Wilford Brimley's villainous rant was epic.

    • @DRSTRANGELOVEIN
      @DRSTRANGELOVEIN 2 месяца назад

      “I’d like to talk to you for a few minutes about diabeetus. Actually about diabeetus… and how you’re gonna die”

  • @Kwikii1
    @Kwikii1 7 лет назад +26

    Hands down one of the greatest YTPs made since their genesis. WITH AN ACTUAL, SOLID PLOT. You, Sir, deserve a goddamn medal.

  • @valerian9012
    @valerian9012 11 лет назад +11

    "The following takes place. Events occur." Well thanks for letting me know

  • @Jedibob5
    @Jedibob5 9 лет назад +29

    Lol, JC Denton casually chatting with Jesse while he runs around murdering everyone in a doctor's office.

  • @Jedibob5
    @Jedibob5 9 лет назад +22

    10:03: When I noticed that was the rock from the beginning of the video, I died

    • @Kairi091
      @Kairi091 5 лет назад +1

      RIP

    • @DRSTRANGELOVEIN
      @DRSTRANGELOVEIN 4 месяца назад

      “So if I payed you enough money, you could get me a rock??”*

  • @jakespacepiratee3740
    @jakespacepiratee3740 Год назад +6

    “When Terror fails us, we really do live in a world of due-process.”

  • @jinxed7915
    @jinxed7915 9 лет назад +26

    Classic. This would definitely make it in a top 20 YTP list if I ever bothered to make one. The way the video starts out with some obvious and childish jokes, switches through multiple, seemingly unrelated sources and somehow links them together for the climax while keeping the jokes frequent and fresh throughout the 11 minute video is brilliant. Bonus points for multiple Radicalfaith360 and DaThings1 jokes, and for the last two jokes in the video which would have been stale and old years ago, but are executed perfectly here. The mere 6,217 views for this video is criminal, and should be sitting around the 300k mark AT LEAST. I'll definitely be spreading this YTP around with my friends.

  • @Solidsnake856
    @Solidsnake856 10 лет назад +26

    "i can toss this at your head" "HOW" dude i literally peed a little, you sir are a god.

    • @flyindevil
      @flyindevil 6 лет назад +1

      "I built it and it's functional."

    • @milkmansteve1
      @milkmansteve1 5 лет назад

      [penisintheasssholeee]
      @@flyindevil

  • @MrLJWJ
    @MrLJWJ 9 лет назад +22

    0:42
    I see the CIAs gadgets and weaponry department can still produce stellar equipment for their field agents...

  • @riverscuomo7140
    @riverscuomo7140 4 года назад +5

    That Metal Gear segment was more coherent then the actual plot of Metal Gear.

  • @andrek5492
    @andrek5492 5 лет назад +5

    In 2019 this is still art....

  • @eliphas8200
    @eliphas8200 9 лет назад +14

    AHAH THE FUCKIN WRITING WAS EPIC

  • @asahitownboys
    @asahitownboys 10 лет назад +15

    And there it is again. HOH SIS

  • @Maxipandah
    @Maxipandah 10 лет назад +9

    Stephen Colbert smoking a blunt XD

  • @TiernanWilkinson
    @TiernanWilkinson 9 лет назад +11

    Started by the army, and now run by hoh sis
    xD

  • @1Nespc
    @1Nespc 8 лет назад +12

    why doesn't this have more views???

    • @LAkadian
      @LAkadian 5 лет назад +1

      Share it, numb nuts.

  • @SlumpDrunko
    @SlumpDrunko 5 лет назад +4

    This has got to be one of my favorite YTPs ever. It’s so underrated

  • @targaghjj
    @targaghjj 7 лет назад +4

    This needs a sequel

  • @LordVader89
    @LordVader89 8 лет назад +6

    This is a masterpiece.

  • @lilahdog568
    @lilahdog568 10 лет назад +9

    Greatest movie ever!

  • @Eirikasacredstones
    @Eirikasacredstones 9 лет назад +4

    This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

  • @Pathosenjoyer
    @Pathosenjoyer 9 лет назад +5

    You should make a full Deus Ex YTP.

  • @Nikolapoleon
    @Nikolapoleon 5 лет назад +2

    I'm disappointed they missed the obvious "it's a stone, Luigi; you didn't make it," gag...

  • @TheRenegadist
    @TheRenegadist 9 лет назад +7

    I lost it at the beginning with 24, you should make an entire YTP for it lol.

  • @OrangeHarrisonRB3
    @OrangeHarrisonRB3 2 месяца назад

    0:53 "It's a stone, Elwood. YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT!"

  • @valerian9012
    @valerian9012 11 лет назад +2

    That scene where Jesse Ventura got the whole team together on Plum island killed me

  • @matthewowens455
    @matthewowens455 5 лет назад +4

    lol i died at *you mean if i can pay you enough money you can produce a rock that i can throw*

  • @HavokMakerX
    @HavokMakerX 10 лет назад +16

    holy shit the cia has rocks! run for your lives

  • @yaboimysticmakashi
    @yaboimysticmakashi 8 лет назад +9

    hello im Wilford Brimley and I like to talk to you about my diabetes I love diabetes

  • @noisepuppet
    @noisepuppet Год назад +3

    OMG I did think he'd been governor 😮

  • @Tommerslappers
    @Tommerslappers Год назад

    a classic i revisit every now and then

  • @EarthboundX
    @EarthboundX 3 года назад

    Wow, a Jesse Ventura YTP I somehow missed.

  • @FleetaFleegalBuckFut
    @FleetaFleegalBuckFut 2 года назад

    This needs more views

  • @TiernanWilkinson
    @TiernanWilkinson 9 лет назад +3

    ear raep JESSIE IS IN STEALTH MODE xD

  • @Wasmachineman
    @Wasmachineman 2 года назад

    This is the greatest YTP I have ever seen.

  • @DRSTRANGELOVEIN
    @DRSTRANGELOVEIN 2 года назад

    When I realized they were going after a Nuclear Diabeetus Bomb I was praying we’d see Wilford Brimley.

  • @Circuitssmith
    @Circuitssmith 7 лет назад

    I lost my shit in 2 seconds of it starting, bravo.

  • @pthooie
    @pthooie  10 лет назад +1

    It's from Deus Ex, but it's not the same voice actor.

  • @ciara.eason13
    @ciara.eason13 Год назад

    2:09 lol

  • @Disturbed0neGaming
    @Disturbed0neGaming 10 лет назад

    FUCKING HILARIOUS!!! >_

  • @bubblt
    @bubblt 5 лет назад

    Masterpiece

  • @stabinojablonski
    @stabinojablonski 5 лет назад

    Oh yeah yeah, epic narrative.

  • @jebhampton6031
    @jebhampton6031 9 лет назад +1

    7:59 EAR RAPE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @policecarfan6954
    @policecarfan6954 9 лет назад

    Nice ytp lol

  • @TheWorldMemeDatabase
    @TheWorldMemeDatabase 10 лет назад

    Is the guy talking at 3:45 the voice actor for Bao Dur? What is the video from?

  • @8Nifon8
    @8Nifon8 11 лет назад

    Not bad.

  • @kushibambo61
    @kushibambo61 10 лет назад

    I miss 24! :(

  • @TheWorldMemeDatabase
    @TheWorldMemeDatabase 10 лет назад

    Meh, swing and a miss. Kinda like the time I thought the male character in One Missed Call was Raphael Sbarge, the voice actor for Carth Onasi. I woulda bet money on it, but I was wrong.

  • @Bassyxx
    @Bassyxx 9 лет назад

    Pill sux lmao pass it on B)

  • @CaptainTrips
    @CaptainTrips 10 лет назад

    Haha obama

  • @Noahwillwalk
    @Noahwillwalk 11 месяцев назад

    4:31 aged terrifically well. You prophesied the future through poop.

  • @Noahwillwalk
    @Noahwillwalk 11 месяцев назад

    The intro is spiritual.