“Let is not forget Anakin that you rescued me from Buzz Lightyear, and you killed Count Dooku, and you killed me, and you killed the Chancellor, and you killed the politicians. And you rescued Grevious, carrying the general unconscious on your back.” -Obi Wan
@Daddy Vladdy I just feel short changed that he can't spin people around on the floor with his staff. Being a Mair is obviously a better career option than a Sith Lord.
Obi: "I need to report to the pub" Ani: "Hold on" Obi: "I need to get drunk" Ani: "Hold on, this whole idea was your idea" Obi: "Let us not forget Anakin, you rescued me from Buzz Lightyear, AND you killed Count Dooku, AND you killed me, AND you killed the chancellor, AND you killed the politicians, AND you rescued Grievous..." quality dialog 66/10
"It wasn't the first time. Remember what you told me about your mother? Your mother cut off your arm and sold your arm to the sand people. Remember what you told me about MASTA WINDOW!?!?!?"
"Dew it" "I shouldn't" "Dew it" "it's not the jedi way" "Dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it" *does it* "why did you dew it?"
You ever hear the tragedy of Darth Tragedus the Wise? No Darth Tragedus was a Dark Lord of the Sith… You don′t say? So powerful, and so wise, he could use The Force to create … *SAND* *_Is it possible to learn this power?_* Nwooo… *:’(*
"I was expecting someone with your reputation to be a noob." "You're shorter than I expected." "Your mom is short." "Try not to get wrecked, Anakin." *I'm dying xD*
*Dooku gets killed* "I've been looking forward to this" "It is only natural, he stole your sand and you wanted revenge" Remember what you told me about your mother, your mother cut of your arm and sold your arm to the sand people"
Anakin: "Its unfair!" Mace Windu: "Hey hey you shut yo face!" Anakin: "Forgive me master" Mace Windu: ''No'' Ki Adi Mundi: "What about the droid attack on the wookies?" Mace Windu: "I don't remember asking you a damn thing!"
The Sand Menace Attack of the Sand Revenge of the Sand Sand Obi Wan Sandobi Sandor Rogue Sand A New Sand The Sand Strikes Back Return of the sand The Sandalorian Book Of Sand Asanda The Sand Awakens The Last Sand The Rise of Sand
You ever hear the tragedy of Darth Tragedous the Wise? Darth Tragedous the Wise was a dark lord of the Sith. You don't say. Darth Tragedous was so powerful and so wise, that he could use the Force to create sand. Is it possible to learn this power? No.
@2:00 - @3:10 *This is fucking IT right here.* Count Dooku doing that pointless flip and then kicking everyone around literally nearly killed me when I first saw it a few years ago. I don’t care what anyone says, the sheer stupidity and pointlessness of it just beat everything I had ever seen. One of my hardest laughs to date. It was like I had cerebral palsy because of how hard I was laughing. I was an unintelligible cackling mess for minutes.
5:47 “Oh, no, I’m not brave enough to report to the council. Besides, I gotta report to the Pub.” “Hold on-“ “I NEED to get drunk and unconscious on my back!”
"Let us not forget that you rescued me from Buzz Lightyear, and you killed Count Dooku, and you killed Me, and you killed the Chancellor, and you killed the Politicians, and you rescued Grievous carrying the General unconscious on your back." -Obi-Wan Kenobi to Anakin, Circa 19 BBY
I love how the original line is "I don't remember asking you a **GOT-DAMN** thing!" Removing GOT (god) somehow makes the line sounds smoother than the original delivery
@@spacejesus6581 I feel like there was a TV edit or something where it was removed. Idk I sure remember hearing it with just damn the first time I saw it.
"Oh no, I'm not brave enough to report to the council. Besides, I have to report to the pub. I need to get drunk and unconscious on my back." - Obi-Wan Kenobi, 2017
revenge of the sith republic peace sand racists space war crime is nationalist kleptocracy lie propaganda to kill nations. What is nation? Humans born without nationality, born without fascism, nationalization in childhood make them. False value, false enemy, false nation definition make false enemy, destroy value of life. Nationalist kleptocracy created fa, refuse value of life and human rights. Take from society, use not for society, use for golden toilet trash disease, is stealing. Reward for worsening, over reward is kleptocracy support, steal reward system. Not only artificial inflation, kill by stealing safety, cripple to death, non direct kill, they steal money, money they are printed. They not deserved golden toilets. They not have right on other life. They not deserve worship. They did nothing good. They so powerful, they are only enemy to them. They so powerful, they can create legal approved law, law by which they self must be killed. Support nationalist kleptocracy, participate in war crime. Nationalization without nation, mafia nationalist kleptocracy divide humanity by nations to cover war crime, nationalist slavery ownership, market division. Wikipedia false nation definition changed always. Commanders not kill directly, give orders and blame soldiers, soldiers forced to kill, blame generals, walking Milgram experiments. They kill for nations, they not know what nation is, nationalist kleptocracy protector, false value guard, false enemy fighter. Not can distinguish between race and nation. Sticks and rocks combat. War with shiny sticks, that can hold in hands, or throw shiny rocks with blaster. Why not use hyper engine as weapon, instead of kill cannon fodder? Why not tickle brain to lobotomy, instead move tons of rock, brainless protection? Some damned fool ten commandments crusade win with zero possibility by magic crystals. Narcologist barmen. Cantina on every planet of Universe. In lukas world all aliens are narologists barmen. Jedi walks into bar, to make children do same, or try death sticks. Lie propaganda nationalist kleptocracy. Looks great. Build small country, or huge money for special effects and orchestra. This is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause. Smuggler, contraband, mercenaries, scoundrel, scum, moron, sithhole, nitwit and other republic light side class characters. Phase 1. Steal underwear. Phase 2. ? Phase 3. Perfect society. Reward for worsening is stealing, kleptocracy. Princess queen monarchy of naboo, so good person, because she wear golden toilet, or she is walking golden toilet. Perfect life style, non direct election, vote for other voters, who vote for other voters, who vote for mafia illigal authority of nationalists kleptocracy. Good is, reward for worsening system, with republic or democracy non direct election, transfer power from citizens to slaver illigal mafia authority. Bad is, reward for worsening system, with monarchy, empire, because princess golden toilet queen of naboo say so. All princess wear golden toilet. Bandit war criminals empire worsening life for no reason. Bandit war criminals republic do same for no reason, why better? Every farmer can be spaceman and fly on golden toilet ship, zero possibility. Ten commandments crusade worship godless church temple. Kill for religion of sith peace. Nationalism, not can distinguish race, nation, species. Galaxy racism. Power come from genes chromosome. How midi chlorine can use chromosome, they are magic ten commandments creatures for voting for golden toilet? "Credit to your race" racist toydarian watto phantom menace alien. Space star galaxy Universe racists. Sithed. anykeyscrewworker kiss sith monarchy sithed butt. Does holy sith in woods? Peace of sith step in bullsith smell like piece of sith. Sither with sithhead is sithing in deep sith, take sith and eat sith. Nobody want step in sith, do not sith your pants when sith happens. Else sith will hit fan, sith creek without paddle, sith covered.
Anakin: "How can you do this? This is outrageous. Its unfair" Sam L Jackson: "AY AY AY AY!! YOU SHUT YOUR FACE!" Anakin: "forgive me master" Sam L Jackson: *"NO"*
![[YTP] Rise of Darth Sand](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gP0s1Eh5wxs/mqdefault.jpg)
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![[YTP] BONKLE: Legends of Metro City](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/TyEVeoWOaRs/mqdefault.jpg)
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“It is only natural. He stole your sand, and you wanted revenge.”
-Sheev Palpatine, 2017
Remember what you told me about master windu
Addition. Its “A fine addition”
Shit. I literally hadn’t noticed that for at least a couple of months.
A_FINE_EDITION God Dammit!!!
i'm sorry, but his palpatines actual name "sheev?"
*does a simple flip*
Palpatine: He's a Sith Lord!
SJW / Hplus / Emrys Paderau Yorath / Hilcenias EUHY EH EH EUHY YOU SHUT UR FACE
Gray Fox Tbh if I tried a frontal flip with a cape on I would probably fall over the railing and hit the floor below.
Gray Fox gorge W bush is my nan
Count Dooku I have finally found you... What? No Jango to save your ass this time?!
Coleman Trebor Hero of the republic To be frank I could have handled Mace Windu but Jango took care of him before I could.
"Is it possible to learn this power"
"Noo"
*END OF MOVIE*
@Addicted To Music Sounds like a happy ending to me.
@Addicted To Music the original trilogy either...
@@susanwatson1384 one might say: it's treason then.
@aTocan Boi the senate will decide your fate
@@thiccchungo1041 you fool! I've been trained in politics by The Senate himself!
3:49 "Your mother cut off your arm and sold your arm to the sand people."
This is now canon.
Better than Disney
@@Hahatomatofactual
"Time to abandon
*S* *M* *O* *K* *I* *N* *G* ."
- General Grievous
June 11th, 2017
Curtis LeBlanc greatest line of all time
12th*
Darth Maul: “Time to get high friend.”
I dont think he's smoking after he got his heart shot
anakin skinwalkers are our speciallities
"What about the droid attack on the wookiees?"
"I DONT REMEMBER ASKIN YOU A DAMN THING!"
Kia adi mundi: (silence)
dog kid and died
Toxic Kenobi EY EY EY YOU SHUT YOUR FACE!!!
bigshortstop “What’s your excuse?! You run outta muscle?!”
@@GalakStari was that supposed to be funny?
“Do not miss your train. That is a path to the Dark Side.”
-Grand Master Yoda, 2017
A_FINE_EDITION
😂😂😂😂
A_FINE_EDITION
*GO*
I was about to comment this and had to check first 😂👌
noice pfp
Follow the train, CJ.
"Do it."
"I shouldn't."
"Do it."
"It's not the jedi way."
*"Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it"*
Why did you do it?
Anakin didn't kill dooku because he succumbed to dark side emotions, he just knew it was the only way to get Palpatine to shut the hell up
@@marcelxd1633 Hold on, this whole operation was your idea.
It is only natural. He steal your sand, you wanted revenge
dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it DEW IT DEW IT
“Is it possible to learn this power?”
“No”
Skyguy1417 it had me dying
Dew it
That part was so funny
Neooww
Skyguy1417
Anakin: ...
“Let is not forget Anakin that you rescued me from Buzz Lightyear, and you killed Count Dooku, and you killed me, and you killed the Chancellor, and you killed the politicians. And you rescued Grevious, carrying the general unconscious on your back.”
-Obi Wan
He's a real hero, that Anakin.
A great role model, on we should all look up to.
Technically he actually did do all those things, except rescue him from Buzz Lightyear and rescue Greivous.
“I need to get drunk and unconscious on my back”
-Obi Wan
“I need to get drunk and unconscious on my back”
-Obi Wan
“You ever hear the tragedy of Darth Tragedous the wise?”
“No.”
“Darth Tragedous is a dark lord of the Sith-“
“Y o u d o n t s a y”
You wanted to see me chancellor?
naaaohhhhhh
I think it was *DARTH PLAGUEIS THE WISE* but I’m not sure
Dimi Tas 9:12
is darth plagueis
I mean he does have the word Darth in his name
6:02 What I love about this is that Anakin DID technically kill all those people in canon.
did he killed the politicians?
AlpacaHawk definitely did that foreshadowing on purpose
Dude you are a genius
“The chancellor has been kidnapped by Willy Wonkas dad and a cyborg with lung cancer”
Searing Flame lol
IM LEGIT CRYING AT THAT
@@millzo
Ok Waifu materiel
No, he was kidnapped by Saruman. I half want him to come out and say "You have chosen the path of PAIN"!
@Daddy Vladdy I just feel short changed that he can't spin people around on the floor with his staff. Being a Mair is obviously a better career option than a Sith Lord.
Mace Windu: "We grant you the rank of master."
Yoda: "No."
Mace Windu: *"We do not grant you the rank of master."*
Sarah Yasmine Mace: “Chancellor palpatine I am here to talk about the avengers initiative”
What?
HorrorMonster you stupid
@@almighty5839 Chancellor Palpatine will help kill Thanos
doppvolia lol
General grievous: coughs
“Time to abandon smoking”
I was expecting someone with your reputation to be a noob. 4:47
4:60
4:60
@@gabrielgarza2474 4:60
@@gabrielgarza2474 04:60
Paths to the dark side:
-These visions Anakin has
-death
-fear
-missing your train
Palapatine= do it
Anakin= i shouldnt
Palapatine= do it do it do it do it do it
*Anakin kills dooku*
Palapatine why did you do it?
"I've been looking forward to this"
"He was too dangerous to be dangerous"
itwontcomeout5678 "Remember what you told me about you're mother?"
Play 3:20 at 2X speed
*DO IT INTENSIFIES*
Yoshifan1219 *I LOVE IT BEST PART!!!!!!* 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wise words from Yoda:
“Do not miss your train. That is a path to the dark side.”
Rejoice for transformers. Mourn them do not, miss them do not.
By the ytp yoda, everything is pathway to the darkside
All you had to do was follow the damn train Anakin
But what if the train misses you, like in Soviet Russia?
@Master Yoda I didn't listen ;|
*"He was so powerful he could create sand"*
Anakin thinks..
*"iS It pOsSiBlE tO lEarN tHiS pOwEr ?"*
@WandaLokiStrange Do it!
Palpatine: From Jakku probably yes
DEW IT DEW IT
Palpatine- No
NOOO!
"Time to abandon smoking."
General Grievous should be a role model for all of us
I'm here just to find the time stamp for that part for my friend.
@@Dude8718 1:36 my dude
@@birddaddydetta god bless, I had thought it was further so I skipped along for it
This never get's old.
Just like the younglings.
Too soon man
this is where the fun begins
~bruuh~
And my floor is made of F L O O R
This got me good oof
Obi: "I need to report to the pub"
Ani: "Hold on"
Obi: "I need to get drunk"
Ani: "Hold on, this whole idea was your idea"
Obi: "Let us not forget Anakin, you rescued me from Buzz Lightyear, AND you killed Count Dooku, AND you killed me, AND you killed the chancellor, AND you killed the politicians, AND you rescued Grievous..."
quality dialog 66/10
I need to get drunk and unconscious on my back
Looks like he's already drunk
66 btw
Shakespeare can suck it, I’m the greatest writer now
@@a_ceiling_fan1551
I love your username lmao
I like how aggressive mace windu is for a jedi he just shuts everyone down.
He still aggressive as an goc wannabe agent
WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE? RUN OUT OF MUSCLE?
*SHUT*
@@satriadicky3732 goc?
@@osirisjohnson5165gex, the scott the woz game
Count Dooko: *Does a frontflip*
Palpatine: He's a Sith Lord O_O
2:00
Chancellor palpatine, sith lords are sith
@@davidjuhl3699 Do u have an appointment
@@davidjuhl3699 sissies* but you got the spirit
Is it possible to learn this power?
@@sleazymeezy he a little confused
"Anakin, something wonderful has happened."
"That's wonderful."
"I'm pregnant."
"LIAR! You're fat."
Cracked me up.
Y
I would never say that but it was funny
Don’t say things like that
Same XD
Her response was just don’t say things like that
"It's only natural"
"He stole your sand, and you wanted revenge"
😂
"It wasn't the first time. Remember what you told me about your mother? Your mother cut off your arm and sold your arm to the sand people. Remember what you told me about MASTA WINDOW!?!?!?"
I made my own star wars ytp
ruclips.net/video/1Jy0TtftJ5g/видео.html
Whaddya think. Plz don't dislike.
But what about the droid attack on the Wookiees?
He stole my Darude Before The Storm Album XD
Brett Phillips Grivious: time to abandon smoking!
*Gets decapitated*
"I've been looking forward to this."
Fucking brilliant dude.
DoubleOscar lol
DoubleOscar I died on that part
Probably Unkown User So did he
Didn't get it, what was the reference?
4ndr3c3s4r1n0 m8 its on the movie itself
Dooku: **backflips**
Palpatine: "He's a Sith Lord."
Chancellor sith Lord are sissy
*dooku eats shit at his next flip*
It was a front flip ackshually
" *cough cough cough* time to abandon smoking"
Cracked me up
It cracked my lungs
@@tombstonesoda9122 after reading my comment again, I'm ashamed of how cringy it is.
@@jacobstarr9010 Yeah, it's only works when I do it
General Grievous do you have covid-19 ?
@@mortalux Bronchitis **cough** **cough**
"Dew it"
"I shouldn't"
"Dew it"
"it's not the jedi way"
"Dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it"
*does it*
"why did you dew it?"
Chancellor "DEW IT" Palpatine
Dooku: "I've been looking forward to this."
Grass: (exists)
God in the morning: DEW IT
He was too dangerous to be dangerous
@@sethheusted9021 *NATURE*
You ever hear the tragedy of Darth Tragedus the Wise?
No
Darth Tragedus was a Dark Lord of the Sith…
You don′t say?
So powerful, and so wise, he could use The Force to create … *SAND*
*_Is it possible to learn this power?_*
Nwooo…
*:’(*
Sam McFrost Well written (y) :)
He could save others from sand but not himself...
Luke Skywalker how ironic
So he's basically Sith Gaara?
"Unfortunately, his apprentice took his fortune. Then his apprentice kicked him in his sleep."
I love how Mace despises Ki Adi Mundi and takes any chance he can to belittle him during the council meetings
What's your excuse?! Run out of muscle?!
@@SeanBodine what Is that from
When Mace says it in 9:59 that line is from The Incredibles.
*gets decapitated* "I've been looking forward to this."
Luke Pike He was depressed:(
Relatable
D3M0 - STP
I don't remember asking you a damn thing.
"I was expecting someone with your reputation to be a noob."
"You're shorter than I expected."
"Your mom is short."
"Try not to get wrecked, Anakin."
*I'm dying xD*
Lydia Sweeney
It's pronounced REKT
MC Chase really nigga
Lydia_02 anakin: general grievous your shorter than i expected.
Genaral grievous: your mum is short.
Anakin is shorter anyway
Hey Lydia , STAY OUT OF MY DOORWAY
Anakin Skinwalker
*Dooku gets killed*
"I've been looking forward to this"
"It is only natural, he stole your sand and you wanted revenge"
Remember what you told me about your mother, your mother cut of your arm and sold your arm to the sand people"
約翰里斯 remember what you told me about master windu? *flashback*
Omg im lmfao so hard rn xD
I love that darth tragedous really sounds like a sith lord name
“Time to abandon smoking” followed immediately by “R2, activate elevator music” is a roller coaster of emotions I wasn’t prepared for
James K time to stop smoking has a double meaning considering these two have a habit of throwing themselves right into the fire
"We grant you the rank of master"
"NO, disturbing is this move by the council"
"It's settled then"
"We do not grant you the rank of master"
TheSoloTrooper that was probably the best part
We’d only like to use you as a consultant
@@FlyingV555 What? How can you do this? This is outrageous, it's unfair!
TheSoloTrooper ay ay ay you shut your face
Forgive me, master
"I need to report to the pub. I need to get drunk, and unconscious on my back."
lmfao
qmto Going on a pub crawl with Master Windu
"Time to abandon Smoking"
qmto I
Fine, but you owe me... And not for saving your skin for the 10th time
Grievous: "Your mom is short."
Gets me every time I swear
No wonder Palpatine kept him and Anakin separate from each other during the Clone Wars.
Try not to get rekt, Anakin.
“Have you heard the tragedy of Darth trageduis the wise” I’m dying
He's a sith lord
You don’t say
what are you? awnser: the sen...
Darth sand the wise
So powerful and so wise he could use the force to create... sand
4:46
"Your mum is short."
-General Grievous, 19 BBY
Try not to get rekt Anakin
@@AlphaCodexx197 Anakin start panicin
Anakin: oh yeah? Well my mom is DEAD
"Remember what you told me about your mother? Your mother cut off your arm and sold your arm to the sand people." -The Senate, 19 BBY
9:37
"Unfortunately, his apprentice took his fortune. Then his apprentice kicked him in his sleep."
LMAO
Horrible way to die
Didn't he say forskin actually?
"So powerful and so wise, he could use the force to create sand."
Amcor09 is it possible to learn this power?
Cypher Toruk Nao!
+Cypher Toruk Nooo
Nauogh!
TEACH ME!
My powers had doubled since...
*get smashed in the corner*
Flame Phoenix lol
0 times 2 is still 0, obviously.
”He could use the force to create... SAND!”
Is it possible to learn this power??
No
thanos could do that too no biggie
That’s not how the Force works!!
...or midi-chlorians ruclips.net/video/Fv3ckdoVeiU/видео.html
I love how grievous just casually walks on to the bridge and then out of nowhere announces his intention to abandon smoking
that zoom makes him look like he lookin around like "fuccck im too high for this bullshit"
This is a galaxy where no-one can go for more than five minutes without falling over.
Anakin: "Its unfair!"
Mace Windu: "Hey hey you shut yo face!"
Anakin: "Forgive me master"
Mace Windu: ''No''
Ki Adi Mundi: "What about the droid attack on the wookies?"
Mace Windu: "I don't remember asking you a damn thing!"
OakPlaysPC xD
OakPlaysPC b-but what about t-the droid attack on THOSE MOTHER FUCKING WOOKIES
They had to know who was the fucking alpha
i control ur mouth like a pupet, ya hear me ya year me!
Mace windu is such a savage
The Sand Menace
Attack of the Sand
Revenge of the Sand
Sand
Obi Wan Sandobi
Sandor
Rogue Sand
A New Sand
The Sand Strikes Back
Return of the sand
The Sandalorian
Book Of Sand
Asanda
The Sand Awakens
The Last Sand
The Rise of Sand
since the ‘Sandalorian’ exists now, it’s safe to assume that the Sandwalkers also exist...
Ozzie comedian The Sand of Skywalker sounds better imo
What about The Sand Wars
deth, what about the droid attack on the Wookies?
🏖🏜🐚🏝
Some of the finest YTPs ever made. Anakin and Obi-wans continuous back and forth like immature idiots is priceless.
Anakin: “you’re shorter than I expected”
Grevious: “your Mum is short”
Obi-Wan: “Try not to get REKT Anakin”
That’s my favorite quote from the video, by far.
XD
I am ur 1 + 369th like
Well your dad is short grievous
Anakin Skinwalker i was expecting someone with your Reputation to be a noob
“Something wonderful has happened”
“That’s wonderful.”
Ani... I'm pregnant...
LIAR! You're fat!
@@ninjatabg5588 Don't say things like that.
@@samsaunders9487 Finally, I've been waiting so long for someone to continue that lol
@@ninjatabg5588 So, you've _been looking forwards to this_
@@lobeliaowl2482 Yeah and his powers have doubled since the last time they meant Count.
"Your mom is short"
"Try not to get rekt Anakin"
Fave part
YOU LIAR!!!!
4:44
Ashlynn Hannas mine is we’re he said lair your fat
8:21 i love how Yoda is just looking around letting Mace Windu talk shit to everyone lol
*"You're shorter than I expected"*
*"Your mom is short"*
*"Try not to get rekt, Anakin"*
One of Grievous' s best lines-
I didn't get it, lmao
Dark Lusare Anakin does not have the high ground
@@alexchen4483 that's for sure, he specializes in low ground
Easily the best line in the video along with the first part of “I would expect someone with your reputation to be a n00b
“You wanted to see me chancellor?”
“No”
*”L e a v e u s”*
Mr. Urg “mm mM MMM” 😏
written and directed by george lucas
_Freeze frame, Seinfeld theme plays_
*LIP SMACKING INTENSIFIES*
You ever hear the tragedy of Darth Tragedous the Wise? Darth Tragedous the Wise was a dark lord of the Sith.
You don't say.
Darth Tragedous was so powerful and so wise, that he could use the Force to create sand.
Is it possible to learn this power?
No.
3:15
Dew it
I shouldn't
Dew it
It's not the jedi way
Dew it X15
*anakin kills dooku*
Why did you dew it??
I've been looking forward to this...
he was too dangerous to be dangerous
ainsley harriot I shouldn’t have done that. It’s not the Jedi way.
ember ashes 😂
He was too dangerous to be dangerous
“Do not miss your train. That is a path to the dark side.” Ahhhhh the wise words of Master Yoda.
Rejoice for Transformers. Mourn them do not, miss them do not.
"Yoda will take the Avengers to reinforce the Wookiees."
That sounds like a *FREAKING AWESOME MOVIE!*
Well now the comics at Marvel are gonna have colabs
Disney owns Star Wars and Marvel...
alex bajayo yoda will have a cameo in avengers infinity wars
I WANT THAT
well if Tony Stark's mentality wasn't fucked already
"What about the droid attack on the wookies?"
"I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A DAMN THING"
That kills me every time 😂
I teared up laughing
From the Zephyr ay ay you shut your face XD
From the Zephyr he was to dangerous to be dangerous
I FUCKIN DIED WITH THAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dooku jumping off the balcony and collapsing immediately was the best part
4:47 Obi-Wan: "Try not to get rekt, Anikan" *Gets lightsaber and cuts Anikans hands off*
Anakin: *I HATE YOU*
He got rekt
@@盧핑크스 Anikine*
ohhhhhh... I heard that as "Try not to get erect, Anikan"
Pro Bot ankan*
“Death Tragedius was a dark lord of the sith”
“You don’t say?”
@Satisfying Stop motion Autocorrect lmao
Darth
Palpatine: "He could even create sand."
Anakin: "Is it possible to learn this power?"
Palpatine: "No."
Anakin: -_-
lmao
But what about the sand?
His name was Gaara. (Its a show reference)
What's the name of the song that plays in 0:42?
*"naaaaaoooo!!"
@2:00 - @3:10 *This is fucking IT right here.* Count Dooku doing that pointless flip and then kicking everyone around literally nearly killed me when I first saw it a few years ago. I don’t care what anyone says, the sheer stupidity and pointlessness of it just beat everything I had ever seen. One of my hardest laughs to date. It was like I had cerebral palsy because of how hard I was laughing. I was an unintelligible cackling mess for minutes.
This sequence wasn't funny for me until i read your comment 🤣
The whole fight is such a shit show, I revisit this YTP at least three times a year just for that sequence
You have an appointment 😂
I just cant with the pointless flip 😂
That flip is the best edit in this whole thing. Took my uninterested brother from stone-faced to hysterical laughter in less than a second.
Obi Wan: "Be careful of your friend Palpatine."
Anakin: "Be careful of what?"
Obi Wan: "Your friend Palpatine."
*I JuSt ToLd YoU*
And your pal Friendpatine.
That’s something he would actually say
"What about the droid attack on the wooki-"
"I DIDNT ASK YOU A GODAMN THING!"
Lol
I DIDN’T ASK YOU A GOD DAMN THING MR CONE HEAD DUDE!
I DON'T REMEMBER ASKIN YOU A DAMNN THING
"I concur Master Kenobi should go."
Thor's Hammer ay ay ay YOU SHUT YOUR FACE
Did Grievous just say, “time to abandon smoking,” LOL
yes 😂😂😂😂
That explains his lung problems
Cough cough
Yes I did
@@generalgrievous3731 :o
5:47
“Oh, no, I’m not brave enough to report to the council. Besides, I gotta report to the Pub.”
“Hold on-“
“I NEED to get drunk and unconscious on my back!”
Hold on
This whole idea was your idea.
Let’s us not forget Anakin, that you rescued me from Buzz Lightyear
And you killed Count Dooku. and you killed me. And you killed the politicians.
@@masonmax12 And you killed Count Dooku
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT why did you DO IT
Gegegegegegegegegege
husaan shabendri peer pressure
Give him the stick.
"Be careful of your friend Palpatine"
"Be careful of what?"
*"...your friend Palpatine"*
Based on what?
Butch Deloria 7:47
A Human “I just told you!”
66th like...
And your pal Friendpatine.
The Tragedy of Darth Tragedus the Wise
Kampfhund Darth tragedious
The plague of Wise Tragedus the Dark
1:28 When Grevious said EUGH I felt that
Palpatine: He's a Sith Lord!!
Obi Wan: Chancellor Palpatine, Sith Lords are sissies!
Dooku: **Does one flip and dies from the exertion.**
another happy landing
Swagtachi Uchiha But the shields are still up!
Swagtachi Uchiha ... you beat me to it :/
right when i hear that i see your comment
same
You wanted to see me?
No
Leave us
"Let us not forget that you rescued me from Buzz Lightyear, and you killed Count Dooku, and you killed Me, and you killed the Chancellor, and you killed the Politicians, and you rescued Grievous carrying the General unconscious on your back."
-Obi-Wan Kenobi to Anakin, Circa 19 BBY
best line
Big Disappointment I laughed so hard
He did kill all of those except the Chancellor...
@@5aus1gr0l3 he did kill the chancellor 25 years later by throwing him down a pit on the Death Star II
This whole idea was your idea
7:38 "Do not miss your train; that is a path to the Dark Side."
- Yoda
proper use of a semicolon!?!?
@@Cringe_Control_Cameron I know, right?!
“This is where the fun begins “
“Anakins ship blows up”
End credits play
Written and directed by George Lucas...lol
1:09 obi wan: *well have you noticed the shields are still shields?*
Anakin: sorry master.
Why does shields doesn't have shields?
Order 66 backwards
We got em artoo
Anakin: "I stand"
Mace: "We grant you the rank of master"
Yoda: *NO*
“i d o n t r e m e m b e r a s k i n g y o u a d a m n t h i n g .”
- Mace Windu
"I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A DAMN THING."
-Samuel L Windu
Yes but what about the droid attack on the Wookies
Pulp fiction hahaha
I love how the original line is "I don't remember asking you a **GOT-DAMN** thing!"
Removing GOT (god) somehow makes the line sounds smoother than the original delivery
@@spacejesus6581 I feel like there was a TV edit or something where it was removed. Idk I sure remember hearing it with just damn the first time I saw it.
I always come back to watch this at 2:07 when his head falls off. Kills me every time
Do u have an appointment
Did you have an appointment?
Do you have an appointment?
I love how this all connects to Avengers for absolutely no real reason.
I don’t remember asking you a goddamn thing
The REAL Guardians of the Galaxy.
"Have u ever heard the tragedy of Darth Tragedous the Wise?"
Ramiro Torres "you dont say?"
Ten times.
Yeah, I smoked his Bible once
It should have been Have you heard the plague of darth Tragedus the wise
Ramiro Torres, no but I have heard about Darth plagueis the wise!
Mace: we grant you the rank of a master
Yoda: No
Mace: It set then, we don’t grant you rank of a master
"Oh no, I'm not brave enough to report to the council. Besides, I have to report to the pub. I need to get drunk and unconscious on my back." - Obi-Wan Kenobi, 2017
revenge of the sith republic peace sand racists space war crime is nationalist kleptocracy lie propaganda to kill nations.
What is nation?
Humans born without nationality, born without fascism, nationalization in childhood make them.
False value, false enemy, false nation definition make false enemy, destroy value of life.
Nationalist kleptocracy created fa, refuse value of life and human rights.
Take from society, use not for society, use for golden toilet trash disease, is stealing.
Reward for worsening, over reward is kleptocracy support, steal reward system.
Not only artificial inflation, kill by stealing safety, cripple to death, non direct kill, they steal money, money they are printed.
They not deserved golden toilets.
They not have right on other life.
They not deserve worship.
They did nothing good.
They so powerful, they are only enemy to them.
They so powerful, they can create legal approved law, law by which they self must be killed.
Support nationalist kleptocracy, participate in war crime.
Nationalization without nation, mafia nationalist kleptocracy divide humanity by nations to cover war crime, nationalist slavery ownership, market division.
Wikipedia false nation definition changed always.
Commanders not kill directly, give orders and blame soldiers, soldiers forced to kill, blame generals, walking Milgram experiments.
They kill for nations, they not know what nation is, nationalist kleptocracy protector, false value guard, false enemy fighter.
Not can distinguish between race and nation.
Sticks and rocks combat.
War with shiny sticks, that can hold in hands, or throw shiny rocks with blaster.
Why not use hyper engine as weapon, instead of kill cannon fodder?
Why not tickle brain to lobotomy, instead move tons of rock, brainless protection?
Some damned fool ten commandments crusade win with zero possibility by magic crystals.
Narcologist barmen.
Cantina on every planet of Universe.
In lukas world all aliens are narologists barmen.
Jedi walks into bar, to make children do same, or try death sticks.
Lie propaganda nationalist kleptocracy.
Looks great.
Build small country, or huge money for special effects and orchestra.
This is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause.
Smuggler, contraband, mercenaries, scoundrel, scum, moron, sithhole, nitwit and other republic light side class characters.
Phase 1. Steal underwear.
Phase 2. ?
Phase 3. Perfect society.
Reward for worsening is stealing, kleptocracy.
Princess queen monarchy of naboo, so good person, because she wear golden toilet, or she is walking golden toilet.
Perfect life style, non direct election, vote for other voters, who vote for other voters, who vote for mafia illigal authority of nationalists kleptocracy.
Good is, reward for worsening system, with republic or democracy non direct election, transfer power from citizens to slaver illigal mafia authority.
Bad is, reward for worsening system, with monarchy, empire, because princess golden toilet queen of naboo say so.
All princess wear golden toilet.
Bandit war criminals empire worsening life for no reason.
Bandit war criminals republic do same for no reason, why better?
Every farmer can be spaceman and fly on golden toilet ship, zero possibility.
Ten commandments crusade worship godless church temple.
Kill for religion of sith peace.
Nationalism, not can distinguish race, nation, species.
Galaxy racism. Power come from genes chromosome.
How midi chlorine can use chromosome, they are magic ten commandments creatures for voting for golden toilet?
"Credit to your race" racist toydarian watto phantom menace alien.
Space star galaxy Universe racists.
Sithed.
anykeyscrewworker kiss sith monarchy sithed butt.
Does holy sith in woods? Peace of sith step in bullsith smell like piece of sith.
Sither with sithhead is sithing in deep sith, take sith and eat sith.
Nobody want step in sith, do not sith your pants when sith happens.
Else sith will hit fan, sith creek without paddle, sith covered.
5:37
mace: chancellor palatine i'm here to talk to you about the avenger initiative
"He was too dangerous to be dangerous."
-Sheev Palpatine, 19BBY
James Esterline TOO* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Too*
*dooku lands* "you have an appointment?"
willy wanka's dad
yes
7:31
"Rejoice for Transformers. Mourn them, do not."
Yoda's a true ally of the Autobots.
"Good relations with the autobots, I have"
My name is Optimus Prime, and this message is to my creators:
*I'm cumming.*
"Chancellor Palpatine, I'm here to talk to you about the avenger initiative." Lmao
Liur Is this the Marvel cinematic universe they've been talking about? XD
must be lol, they keep extending it and extending it
Palpatine is the newest avenger member
I assume the sand is dead?
This is the best YTP I have Ever seen especially the 9th 10 argument and the bit about the pub bit
I need to get drunk and unconscious on my back.
Gaming Guy lmao same. I had to pause the video so many times bc I couldn't stop laughing 😂
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that the shields are still shields?
*Sorry Master*
4:36
*coughs*
Anakin *Skin* walker
I was expecting someone with your reputation be a noob
Dewit dewit dewit dewit dewit!
screeeeechh
Why did you dewit?
ikr,XD
perfect opportunity to edit in shia lebouf
Gabriel Drake OMG yaaas! how could he missed that opportunity? nevertheless this was an amazing Ytp for ytp fans xD
I cant believe it's been 5 years since I commented this
Anakin- "master, I've dissapointed you
Obi wan- "oh I agree"!
I'm dying...
Anakin: "How can you do this? This is outrageous. Its unfair"
Sam L Jackson: "AY AY AY AY!! YOU SHUT YOUR FACE!"
Anakin: "forgive me master"
Sam L Jackson: *"NO"*
"What about the droid attack on the wookies?"
Thor's Hammer
I DONT REMEMBER ASKING YOU A DAMN THING
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*"Nervous silence"*
8:11
It is critical we send an attack group to reinforce the wookies
5:39 Mace: Chancellor Palpatine I’m here to talk to you about the avenger initiative 😂
Avengers: disembled