[YTP] Revenge of the Sand

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @a_fine_edition2746
    @a_fine_edition2746 5 лет назад +7228

    “It is only natural. He stole your sand, and you wanted revenge.”
    -Sheev Palpatine, 2017

    • @wdsa7129
      @wdsa7129 5 лет назад +142

      Remember what you told me about master windu

    • @wheatleyobix8349
      @wheatleyobix8349 5 лет назад +53

      Addition. Its “A fine addition”

    • @a_fine_edition2746
      @a_fine_edition2746 5 лет назад +14

      Shit. I literally hadn’t noticed that for at least a couple of months.

    • @wheatleyobix8349
      @wheatleyobix8349 5 лет назад +6

      A_FINE_EDITION God Dammit!!!

    • @SleepyGalileo
      @SleepyGalileo 5 лет назад +12

      i'm sorry, but his palpatines actual name "sheev?"

  • @a_fine_edition2746
    @a_fine_edition2746 5 лет назад +3246

    “Do not miss your train. That is a path to the Dark Side.”
    -Grand Master Yoda, 2017

  • @cadkls
    @cadkls 4 года назад +2262

    "I've disappointed you"
    "Oh I agree, you are a small boy, Anakin. I am strong and wise, i know everything, I am very proud of me, i have become a far greater jedi than you could ever hope to be"

    • @waffle9204
      @waffle9204 4 года назад +28

      cadkls 😞

    • @cadkls
      @cadkls 4 года назад +65

      I just loved that alpacahawk made obi wan look like a proper arrogant dick

    • @dazwalia
      @dazwalia 4 года назад +45

      Well, he was kinda right.

    • @yuuri_
      @yuuri_ 4 года назад +60

      I have taught you everything I know about trains.

    • @cadkls
      @cadkls 4 года назад +12

      @@yuuri_ Ha, trainspotting.

  • @arthropod-doctor
    @arthropod-doctor 2 года назад +1072

    3:49 "Your mother cut off your arm and sold your arm to the sand people."
    This is now canon.

    • @Hahatomato
      @Hahatomato 8 месяцев назад +30

      Better than Disney

    • @Art1sticWorm
      @Art1sticWorm 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@Hahatomatofactual

  • @curtisleblanc5897
    @curtisleblanc5897 5 лет назад +4053

    "Time to abandon
    *S* *M* *O* *K* *I* *N* *G* ."
    - General Grievous
    June 11th, 2017

    • @yankees_bass861
      @yankees_bass861 5 лет назад +55

      Curtis LeBlanc greatest line of all time

    • @detectivellama6644
      @detectivellama6644 5 лет назад +17

      12th*

    • @tywhaleshark7148
      @tywhaleshark7148 5 лет назад +18

      Darth Maul: “Time to get high friend.”

    • @Kylehappy305
      @Kylehappy305 5 лет назад +17

      I dont think he's smoking after he got his heart shot

    • @mati4181
      @mati4181 5 лет назад +8

      anakin skinwalkers are our speciallities

  • @iamzeek2000
    @iamzeek2000 7 лет назад +8624

    *does a simple flip*
    Palpatine: He's a Sith Lord!

    • @RasputinGamingPC
      @RasputinGamingPC 7 лет назад +87

      SJW / Hplus / Emrys Paderau Yorath / Hilcenias EUHY EH EH EUHY YOU SHUT UR FACE

    • @kars1567
      @kars1567 7 лет назад +238

      Gray Fox Tbh if I tried a frontal flip with a cape on I would probably fall over the railing and hit the floor below.

    • @Shrekfromthehitmovieshrek
      @Shrekfromthehitmovieshrek 7 лет назад +2

      Gray Fox gorge W bush is my nan

    • @colemantreborherooftherepu3386
      @colemantreborherooftherepu3386 7 лет назад +22

      Count Dooku I have finally found you... What? No Jango to save your ass this time?!

    • @kars1567
      @kars1567 7 лет назад +9

      Coleman Trebor Hero of the republic To be frank I could have handled Mace Windu but Jango took care of him before I could.

  • @rachelgeary7679
    @rachelgeary7679 4 года назад +2494

    “You ever hear the tragedy of Darth Tragedous the wise?”
    “No.”
    “Darth Tragedous is a dark lord of the Sith-“
    “Y o u d o n t s a y”

    • @aricgoss
      @aricgoss 4 года назад +80

      You wanted to see me chancellor?
      naaaohhhhhh

    • @vxlues
      @vxlues 4 года назад +14

      I think it was *DARTH PLAGUEIS THE WISE* but I’m not sure

    • @rachelgeary7679
      @rachelgeary7679 4 года назад +4

      Dimi Tas 9:12

    • @thatslimervlog9861
      @thatslimervlog9861 4 года назад

      is darth plagueis

    • @rangopistacho6928
      @rangopistacho6928 4 года назад +3

      I mean he does have the word Darth in his name

  • @wutguycreations
    @wutguycreations 2 года назад +1498

    "You are a small boy Anakin, and I am strong and wise. I know everything, and I am very proud of me. I have become a far greater Jedi than you could ever hope to be"
    - Obi-Wan

  • @Kriebler
    @Kriebler 4 года назад +3607

    "He was too dangerous to be dangerous."
    Seems legit

  • @ussvincent1119
    @ussvincent1119 4 года назад +1739

    “Let is not forget Anakin that you rescued me from Buzz Lightyear, and you killed Count Dooku, and you killed me, and you killed the Chancellor, and you killed the politicians. And you rescued Grevious, carrying the general unconscious on your back.”
    -Obi Wan

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 4 года назад +160

      He's a real hero, that Anakin.

    • @UnlimitedGreenWorks
      @UnlimitedGreenWorks 4 года назад +64

      A great role model, on we should all look up to.

    • @twinwoodsman
      @twinwoodsman 4 года назад +99

      Technically he actually did do all those things, except rescue him from Buzz Lightyear and rescue Greivous.

    • @notameme8708
      @notameme8708 4 года назад +63

      “I need to get drunk and unconscious on my back”
      -Obi Wan

    • @notameme8708
      @notameme8708 4 года назад +7

      “I need to get drunk and unconscious on my back”
      -Obi Wan

  • @ozziecomedian1786
    @ozziecomedian1786 4 года назад +2757

    The Sand Menace
    Attack of the Sand
    Revenge of the Sand
    Sand
    Obi Wan Sandobi
    Sandor
    Rogue Sand
    A New Sand
    The Sand Strikes Back
    Return of the sand
    The Sandalorian
    Book Of Sand
    Asanda
    Sand Crew
    The Sand Awakens
    The Last Sand
    The Rise of Sand

    • @SUSsykage
      @SUSsykage 4 года назад +233

      since the ‘Sandalorian’ exists now, it’s safe to assume that the Sandwalkers also exist...

    • @38clonewars
      @38clonewars 4 года назад +66

      Ozzie comedian The Sand of Skywalker sounds better imo

    • @deth1634
      @deth1634 4 года назад +136

      What about The Sand Wars

    • @foundouthowtochangeytnameb1997
      @foundouthowtochangeytnameb1997 4 года назад +65

      deth, what about the droid attack on the Wookies?

    • @jerry1dc
      @jerry1dc 4 года назад +4

      🏖🏜🐚🏝

  • @pacemakerdj
    @pacemakerdj 3 года назад +2216

    "Do it."
    "I shouldn't."
    "Do it."
    "It's not the jedi way."
    *"Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it"*

    • @marcelxd1633
      @marcelxd1633 3 года назад +374

      Why did you do it?

    • @0vrconfident
      @0vrconfident 3 года назад +244

      Anakin didn't kill dooku because he succumbed to dark side emotions, he just knew it was the only way to get Palpatine to shut the hell up

    • @aboldone8205
      @aboldone8205 3 года назад +90

      @@marcelxd1633 Hold on, this whole operation was your idea.

    • @yourviewyouropinion9136
      @yourviewyouropinion9136 3 года назад +58

      It is only natural. He steal your sand, you wanted revenge

    • @vantablock4126
      @vantablock4126 3 года назад +52

      dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it DEW IT DEW IT

  • @zac3906
    @zac3906 7 лет назад +8293

    Palapatine= do it
    Anakin= i shouldnt
    Palapatine= do it do it do it do it do it
    *Anakin kills dooku*
    Palapatine why did you do it?

    • @AGSFable
      @AGSFable 6 лет назад +454

      "I've been looking forward to this"

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 6 лет назад +521

      "He was too dangerous to be dangerous"

    • @starset4life175
      @starset4life175 6 лет назад +155

      itwontcomeout5678 "Remember what you told me about you're mother?"

    • @Yoshifan1219
      @Yoshifan1219 6 лет назад +157

      Play 3:20 at 2X speed
      *DO IT INTENSIFIES*

    • @ImWhyMortalsCry
      @ImWhyMortalsCry 6 лет назад +34

      Yoshifan1219 *I LOVE IT BEST PART!!!!!!* 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ahuman9113
    @ahuman9113 4 года назад +1276

    "Is it possible to learn this power"
    "Noo"
    *END OF MOVIE*

    • @lavistalimited4747
      @lavistalimited4747 4 года назад +6

      @Addicted To Music Sounds like a happy ending to me.

    • @atocanboi409
      @atocanboi409 4 года назад +1

      @Addicted To Music the original trilogy either...

    • @atocanboi409
      @atocanboi409 4 года назад +1

      @@susanwatson1384 one might say: it's treason then.

    • @thiccchungo1041
      @thiccchungo1041 4 года назад +2

      @aTocan Boi the senate will decide your fate

    • @atocanboi409
      @atocanboi409 4 года назад +1

      @@thiccchungo1041 you fool! I've been trained in politics by The Senate himself!

  • @searingflame3936
    @searingflame3936 4 года назад +3298

    “The chancellor has been kidnapped by Willy Wonkas dad and a cyborg with lung cancer”

    • @xxdarth_shadosxx1596
      @xxdarth_shadosxx1596 4 года назад +29

      Searing Flame lol

    • @millzo
      @millzo 4 года назад +108

      IM LEGIT CRYING AT THAT

    • @alwaystired2452
      @alwaystired2452 4 года назад +11

      @@millzo
      Ok Waifu materiel

    • @englishlady9797
      @englishlady9797 4 года назад +62

      No, he was kidnapped by Saruman. I half want him to come out and say "You have chosen the path of PAIN"!

    • @englishlady9797
      @englishlady9797 4 года назад +14

      @Daddy Vladdy I just feel short changed that he can't spin people around on the floor with his staff. Being a Mair is obviously a better career option than a Sith Lord.

  • @Veloziraptor111
    @Veloziraptor111 Год назад +281

    6:02 What I love about this is that Anakin DID technically kill all those people in canon.

    • @romasliv
      @romasliv Год назад

      did he killed the politicians?

    • @BortaMaga
      @BortaMaga 7 месяцев назад +16

      AlpacaHawk definitely did that foreshadowing on purpose

    • @jonathanmork27
      @jonathanmork27 4 месяца назад +8

      Dude you are a genius

  • @carcrashheart
    @carcrashheart 4 года назад +2370

    Mace Windu: "We grant you the rank of master."
    Yoda: "No."
    Mace Windu: *"We do not grant you the rank of master."*

    • @almighty5839
      @almighty5839 4 года назад +124

      Sarah Yasmine Mace: “Chancellor palpatine I am here to talk about the avengers initiative”

    • @HorrorMonster4406
      @HorrorMonster4406 4 года назад +7

      What?

    • @almighty5839
      @almighty5839 4 года назад +6

      HorrorMonster you stupid

    • @doppvolia7614
      @doppvolia7614 4 года назад +20

      @@almighty5839 Chancellor Palpatine will help kill Thanos

    • @almighty5839
      @almighty5839 4 года назад +2

      doppvolia lol

  • @reganspears8875
    @reganspears8875 4 года назад +5369

    "Anakin, something wonderful has happened."
    "That's wonderful."
    "I'm pregnant."
    "LIAR! You're fat."
    Cracked me up.

  • @BenTheBeanYT
    @BenTheBeanYT 4 года назад +2006

    “Do not miss your train, that is the path to the dark side”- *yoda* 2020

  • @stygianhoplite
    @stygianhoplite Год назад +492

    Some of the finest YTPs ever made. Anakin and Obi-wans continuous back and forth like immature idiots is priceless.

    • @3ofSpades
      @3ofSpades Месяц назад +2

      “We got em, R2.”

  • @CT-Jesse-ic7uh
    @CT-Jesse-ic7uh 5 лет назад +2247

    "Yoda will take the Avengers to assist the Wookiees on Kashyyyk."
    -Nick Windu 2005

  • @midnightmemes8597
    @midnightmemes8597 4 года назад +6667

    This never get's old.
    Just like the younglings.

  • @mryey7089
    @mryey7089 4 года назад +2586

    Wise words from Yoda:
    “Do not miss your train. That is a path to the dark side.”

    • @chorizojoe8282
      @chorizojoe8282 4 года назад +102

      Rejoice for transformers. Mourn them do not, miss them do not.

    • @guilhermef.cabral8252
      @guilhermef.cabral8252 4 года назад +55

      By the ytp yoda, everything is pathway to the darkside

    • @verycutetaco
      @verycutetaco 4 года назад +36

      All you had to do was follow the damn train Anakin

    • @Nitroblast
      @Nitroblast 4 года назад +12

      But what if the train misses you, like in Soviet Russia?

    • @AnakinSkywalker-ze6yk
      @AnakinSkywalker-ze6yk 4 года назад +9

      @Master Yoda I didn't listen ;|

  • @angvla_
    @angvla_ 3 года назад +243

    Paths to the dark side:
    -These visions Anakin has
    -death
    -fear
    -missing your train

  • @bigshortstop1931
    @bigshortstop1931 5 лет назад +1724

    "What about the droid attack on the wookiees?"
    "I DONT REMEMBER ASKIN YOU A DAMN THING!"

    • @crunchthedying5606
      @crunchthedying5606 5 лет назад +44

      Kia adi mundi: (silence)

    • @toxickenobi4390
      @toxickenobi4390 5 лет назад +7

      dog kid and died

    • @bigshortstop1931
      @bigshortstop1931 4 года назад +24

      Toxic Kenobi EY EY EY YOU SHUT YOUR FACE!!!

    • @GalakStari
      @GalakStari 4 года назад +18

      bigshortstop “What’s your excuse?! You run outta muscle?!”

    • @carterbunch6821
      @carterbunch6821 4 года назад +4

      @@GalakStari was that supposed to be funny?

  • @MVP111233
    @MVP111233 5 лет назад +3714

    "Dew it"
    "I shouldn't"
    "Dew it"
    "it's not the jedi way"
    "Dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it"
    *does it*
    "why did you dew it?"

    • @hi-tec5574
      @hi-tec5574 5 лет назад +68

      Chancellor "DEW IT" Palpatine

    • @anueutsuho7425
      @anueutsuho7425 4 года назад +49

      Dooku: "I've been looking forward to this."

    • @sethheusted9021
      @sethheusted9021 4 года назад +27

      Grass: (exists)
      God in the morning: DEW IT

    • @Changeling9000
      @Changeling9000 4 года назад +54

      He was too dangerous to be dangerous

    • @gamecarnival2024
      @gamecarnival2024 4 года назад +1

      @@sethheusted9021 *NATURE*

  • @BIGJoey-fd9op
    @BIGJoey-fd9op 4 года назад +2948

    General grievous: coughs
    “Time to abandon smoking”

  • @jaketoconnell
    @jaketoconnell 3 года назад +1205

    Count Dooko: *Does a frontflip*
    Palpatine: He's a Sith Lord O_O
    2:00

    • @davidjuhl3699
      @davidjuhl3699 3 года назад +63

      Chancellor palpatine, sith lords are sith

    • @Darth-Malgus498
      @Darth-Malgus498 3 года назад +42

      @@davidjuhl3699 Do u have an appointment

    • @sleazymeezy
      @sleazymeezy 3 года назад +49

      @@davidjuhl3699 sissies* but you got the spirit

    • @1umbreon4life
      @1umbreon4life 2 года назад +6

      Is it possible to learn this power?

    • @smallblock3505
      @smallblock3505 2 года назад +11

      Parkour...secrets only the Sith knew.

  • @Skyguy1417
    @Skyguy1417 4 года назад +898

    “Is it possible to learn this power?”
    “No”

  • @Azure_fae
    @Azure_fae 4 года назад +1163

    I like how aggressive mace windu is for a jedi he just shuts everyone down.

  • @natalianatavinden
    @natalianatavinden 4 года назад +2452

    Dooku *literally dies*
    Also Dooku:
    *I’VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS*

  • @hilacopter4023
    @hilacopter4023 3 года назад +375

    "Time to abandon smoking."
    General Grievous should be a role model for all of us

    • @Dude8718
      @Dude8718 9 месяцев назад +2

      I'm here just to find the time stamp for that part for my friend.

    • @birddaddydetta
      @birddaddydetta 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Dude8718 1:36 my dude

    • @Dude8718
      @Dude8718 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@birddaddydetta god bless, I had thought it was further so I skipped along for it

  • @catsareevil
    @catsareevil 4 года назад +1215

    Padmé: something wonderful has happened
    Anakin: *thats wonderful*

    • @generalgrievous3731
      @generalgrievous3731 4 года назад +68

      I think that's what he actually says in the movie too
      Edit: It isn't. My knowledge of the RoTS script has failed me. Into exile I must go, failed I have.

    • @generalgrievous3731
      @generalgrievous3731 4 года назад +17

      @Patrick Keegan Don't say things like that

    • @counterfeit1148
      @counterfeit1148 4 года назад

      @@generalgrievous3731 It seems cut, so I don't think so

    • @sammcdermott78
      @sammcdermott78 4 года назад

      General Grievous it isnt

    • @coachgoltzbizpro23
      @coachgoltzbizpro23 4 года назад +2

      LIAR!!!

  • @samwillford8740
    @samwillford8740 7 лет назад +422

    Dooku after dying: "I've been looking forward to this."

    • @LobsterTheKing
      @LobsterTheKing 7 лет назад +26

      Dooku???? You mean Willy Wonka's dad?

    • @bignigga2238
      @bignigga2238 6 лет назад +2

      more like the guy who played Dracula since forever

    • @bignigga2238
      @bignigga2238 6 лет назад +1

      Metalhead1997 ooops not sure how that got there seriously I don't recall doing that hmmmm strange

  • @BenTheBeanYT
    @BenTheBeanYT 4 года назад +4295

    Infinity war is the most ambitious crossover event in history: “Chancellor Palpatine, Im here to talk to you about the Avenger Initiative.”

    • @zaam5506
      @zaam5506 4 года назад +23

      I'm not creative me hev strak

    • @Chriiiss_8
      @Chriiiss_8 4 года назад +5

      You gay.

    • @MergeCorp
      @MergeCorp 4 года назад +23

      Norman Osborne is next on his list.

    • @chickengirl3025
      @chickengirl3025 4 года назад +3

      Heck yeah lol

    • @coachgoltzbizpro23
      @coachgoltzbizpro23 4 года назад +33

      Palaptine: What?
      Windu: *Pulls out lightsaber* SAY WHAT AGAIN!!!

  • @Hayden_Lummus
    @Hayden_Lummus 3 года назад +122

    I love how Mace despises Ki Adi Mundi and takes any chance he can to belittle him during the council meetings

    • @SeanBodine
      @SeanBodine 5 месяцев назад +2

      What's your excuse?! Run out of muscle?!

    • @nicholaskarageorgesirbeowu8277
      @nicholaskarageorgesirbeowu8277 4 месяца назад

      ​@@SeanBodine what Is that from

    • @SeanBodine
      @SeanBodine 4 месяца назад +3

      When Mace says it in 9:59 that line is from The Incredibles.

  • @homeschoolhd596
    @homeschoolhd596 4 года назад +4665

    Anakin: “you’re shorter than I expected”
    Grevious: “your Mum is short”
    Obi-Wan: “Try not to get REKT Anakin”

    • @HarryIndeed
      @HarryIndeed 4 года назад +131

      That’s my favorite quote from the video, by far.

    • @WakerOfTheSky
      @WakerOfTheSky 4 года назад +13

      XD

    • @weplayshit1849
      @weplayshit1849 4 года назад +4

      I am ur 1 + 369th like

    • @subin4ce
      @subin4ce 4 года назад +7

      Well your dad is short grievous

    • @DarkBlackity8631
      @DarkBlackity8631 4 года назад +63

      Anakin Skinwalker i was expecting someone with your Reputation to be a noob

  • @ETrump1500
    @ETrump1500 4 года назад +492

    *does a flip
    He’s a sith lord!
    *flips again and head falls off

  • @germain5024
    @germain5024 6 лет назад +1499

    2:04 Obi-Wan: "Sith Lord's are sissies"
    *Count Dooku Falls and dies*

  • @delt3378
    @delt3378 2 года назад +179

    Dooku: **backflips**
    Palpatine: "He's a Sith Lord."

  • @diabl2master
    @diabl2master 4 года назад +1156

    Using Jackson's lines from other movies is a masterstroke.

    • @MetaFanWing
      @MetaFanWing 4 года назад +101

      Same with Christopher Lee. “Do you have an appointment?”

    • @mikespearwood3914
      @mikespearwood3914 4 года назад +7

      @@MetaFanWing What movie is that?

    • @MetaFanWing
      @MetaFanWing 4 года назад +65

      @@mikespearwood3914
      Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Christopher Lee plays Wonka’s dad, a dentist, so Wonka Sr. says “Do you have an appointment?”

    • @sofern2681
      @sofern2681 3 года назад +30

      WHATS YOUR EXCUSE RAN OUTTA MUSCLE?

    • @shadowwolf550
      @shadowwolf550 3 года назад +7

      A stroke thats been given the rank of master?

  • @約翰里斯
    @約翰里斯 6 лет назад +409

    *Dooku gets killed*
    "I've been looking forward to this"
    "It is only natural, he stole your sand and you wanted revenge"
    Remember what you told me about your mother, your mother cut of your arm and sold your arm to the sand people"

  • @qmto
    @qmto 7 лет назад +1169

    "I need to report to the pub. I need to get drunk, and unconscious on my back."

    • @kitgusto2390
      @kitgusto2390 7 лет назад +27

      lmfao

    • @OldBeanUK
      @OldBeanUK 7 лет назад +19

      qmto Going on a pub crawl with Master Windu

    • @ElderBugGames
      @ElderBugGames 7 лет назад +48

      "Time to abandon Smoking"

    • @Dubdsy
      @Dubdsy 7 лет назад

      qmto I

    • @mazdevil1257
      @mazdevil1257 6 лет назад +7

      Fine, but you owe me... And not for saving your skin for the 10th time

  • @motazfawzi2504
    @motazfawzi2504 3 года назад +411

    9:30
    Anakin: Is it possible to learn this power?
    Palpatine: NO.
    Written and Directed by
    GEORGE LUCAS

  • @ShadowFenix
    @ShadowFenix 4 года назад +858

    Obi: "I need to report to the pub"
    Ani: "Hold on"
    Obi: "I need to get drunk"
    Ani: "Hold on, this whole idea was your idea"
    Obi: "Let us not forget Anakin, you rescued me from Buzz Lightyear, AND you killed Count Dooku, AND you killed me, AND you killed the chancellor, AND you killed the politicians, AND you rescued Grievous..."
    quality dialog 66/10

    • @Spartan086
      @Spartan086 4 года назад +35

      I need to get drunk and unconscious on my back

    • @tadasmorkunas2278
      @tadasmorkunas2278 4 года назад +11

      Looks like he's already drunk

    • @Mr_Rat_Man_725
      @Mr_Rat_Man_725 4 года назад +5

      66 btw

    • @a_ceiling_fan1551
      @a_ceiling_fan1551 4 года назад +4

      Shakespeare can suck it, I’m the greatest writer now

    • @alwaystired2452
      @alwaystired2452 4 года назад +1

      @@a_ceiling_fan1551
      I love your username lmao

  • @SamMcFrost
    @SamMcFrost 7 лет назад +508

    You ever hear the tragedy of Darth Tragedus the Wise?
    No
    Darth Tragedus was a Dark Lord of the Sith…
    You don′t say?
    So powerful, and so wise, he could use The Force to create … *SAND*
    *_Is it possible to learn this power?_*
    Nwooo…
    *:’(*

    • @jhinabloomingflower807
      @jhinabloomingflower807 7 лет назад +4

      Sam McFrost Well written (y) :)

    • @LukeSkywalker6
      @LukeSkywalker6 7 лет назад +30

      He could save others from sand but not himself...

    • @xenuii
      @xenuii 7 лет назад +8

      Luke Skywalker how ironic

    • @Gundamluverx
      @Gundamluverx 7 лет назад +4

      So he's basically Sith Gaara?

    • @jimzo1212
      @jimzo1212 7 лет назад +18

      "Unfortunately, his apprentice took his fortune. Then his apprentice kicked him in his sleep."

  • @OmegaMarioMaster
    @OmegaMarioMaster 2 года назад +170

    Grievous: "Your mom is short."
    Gets me every time I swear

  • @jamesk7449
    @jamesk7449 4 года назад +256

    “Time to abandon smoking” followed immediately by “R2, activate elevator music” is a roller coaster of emotions I wasn’t prepared for

    • @secondheaven9545
      @secondheaven9545 4 года назад +1

      James K time to stop smoking has a double meaning considering these two have a habit of throwing themselves right into the fire

  • @ItsTheMattC
    @ItsTheMattC 7 лет назад +314

    This is a galaxy where no-one can go for more than five minutes without falling over.

  • @Angel-bl9rs
    @Angel-bl9rs 4 года назад +507

    *"He was so powerful he could create sand"*
    Anakin thinks..
    *"iS It pOsSiBlE tO lEarN tHiS pOwEr ?"*

  • @clos3869
    @clos3869 2 года назад +298

    9:37
    "Unfortunately, his apprentice took his fortune. Then his apprentice kicked him in his sleep."
    LMAO

  • @brettyboi6711
    @brettyboi6711 7 лет назад +1844

    "It's only natural"
    "He stole your sand, and you wanted revenge"
    😂

    • @trollkingtem
      @trollkingtem 7 лет назад +121

      "It wasn't the first time. Remember what you told me about your mother? Your mother cut off your arm and sold your arm to the sand people. Remember what you told me about MASTA WINDOW!?!?!?"

    • @dabossak9063
      @dabossak9063 7 лет назад +7

      I made my own star wars ytp
      ruclips.net/video/1Jy0TtftJ5g/видео.html
      Whaddya think. Plz don't dislike.

    • @PHILMKD95
      @PHILMKD95 6 лет назад +2

      He stole my Darude Before The Storm Album XD

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 6 лет назад +5

      Brett Phillips Grivious: time to abandon smoking!

    • @itsthisteam5395
      @itsthisteam5395 5 лет назад +3

      Brett Phillips I want revenge of the grass

  • @MrUrg-vq4yb
    @MrUrg-vq4yb 4 года назад +2335

    “You wanted to see me chancellor?”
    “No”
    *”L e a v e u s”*

    • @danhernan7855
      @danhernan7855 4 года назад +52

      Mr. Urg “mm mM MMM” 😏

    • @aidan9990
      @aidan9990 4 года назад +31

      written and directed by george lucas

    • @rhc128
      @rhc128 4 года назад +9

      _Freeze frame, Seinfeld theme plays_

    • @glitch3818
      @glitch3818 4 года назад +12

      *LIP SMACKING INTENSIFIES*

    • @ares_bluesteel
      @ares_bluesteel 4 года назад +11

      You ever hear the tragedy of Darth Tragedous the Wise? Darth Tragedous the Wise was a dark lord of the Sith.
      You don't say.
      Darth Tragedous was so powerful and so wise, that he could use the Force to create sand.
      Is it possible to learn this power?
      No.

  • @wmantzel
    @wmantzel 6 лет назад +678

    Be careful of your friend, Palpatine.
    Be careful of what?
    Your friend, Palpatine. I just told you.

  • @James-Nobles
    @James-Nobles 2 года назад +92

    “Time to abandon smoking”
    underrated line

  • @TheSoloTrooper
    @TheSoloTrooper 4 года назад +830

    "We grant you the rank of master"
    "NO, disturbing is this move by the council"
    "It's settled then"
    "We do not grant you the rank of master"

    • @almighty5839
      @almighty5839 4 года назад +14

      TheSoloTrooper that was probably the best part

    • @FlyingV555
      @FlyingV555 4 года назад +33

      We’d only like to use you as a consultant

    • @TheSoloTrooper
      @TheSoloTrooper 4 года назад +18

      @@FlyingV555 What? How can you do this? This is outrageous, it's unfair!

    • @FlyingV555
      @FlyingV555 4 года назад +15

      TheSoloTrooper ay ay ay you shut your face

    • @TheSoloTrooper
      @TheSoloTrooper 4 года назад +13

      Forgive me, master

  • @emberashes6809
    @emberashes6809 6 лет назад +793

    3:15
    Dew it
    I shouldn't
    Dew it
    It's not the jedi way
    Dew it X15
    *anakin kills dooku*
    Why did you dew it??

  • @ultimatedom210
    @ultimatedom210 4 года назад +6000

    Padme: “I’m pregnant”
    Anakin: “LIAR, you’re fat”

    • @blend2008
      @blend2008 3 года назад +65

      @SITH Bird bruh this is probably my 27th time or something (i keep count doku with me XD)

    • @Jad3d.J
      @Jad3d.J 3 года назад +39

      LEGO Darth jar jar vs LEGO obi-wan kenobi

    • @poland8752
      @poland8752 3 года назад +23

      @@Jad3d.J all right guys go get those droids

    • @AnalogHorrorW
      @AnalogHorrorW 3 года назад +27

      Hahahahahahahhahahha i laughed so hard at that part

    • @banab6829
      @banab6829 3 года назад +74

      “Something wonderful has happened”
      “That’s wonderful”

  • @Metroidprime117
    @Metroidprime117 3 года назад +66

    I love how grievous just casually walks on to the bridge and then out of nowhere announces his intention to abandon smoking

    • @pineapple7767
      @pineapple7767 7 месяцев назад

      that zoom makes him look like he lookin around like "fuccck im too high for this bullshit"

  • @CloakerM8
    @CloakerM8 7 лет назад +302

    *Dooku Jumps over rails*
    *Head falls off*

    • @Tibis42
      @Tibis42 6 лет назад +2

      *nodding* Exactly.

  • @evrint
    @evrint 6 лет назад +405

    "Remember what you told me about your mother? Your mother cut off your arm and sold your arm to the sand people." -The Senate, 19 BBY

    • @z-leigh6554
      @z-leigh6554 Месяц назад

      Correction -Sam (I am) 19 BBY

  • @CoolHandLuke813
    @CoolHandLuke813 7 лет назад +427

    *gets decapitated* "I've been looking forward to this."

    • @NN2484
      @NN2484 7 лет назад +19

      Luke Pike He was depressed:(

    • @blackbirdprime3537
      @blackbirdprime3537 6 лет назад +7

      Relatable

    • @pvtblu1613
      @pvtblu1613 5 лет назад +3

      D3M0 - STP
      I don't remember asking you a damn thing.

  • @evilhackerokan2211
    @evilhackerokan2211 3 года назад +92

    4:58 Very advanced droid that the separatists produced to escort the important officers like Grevius etc.
    Doing just basic spin and die instantly

  • @RetroActiveGM
    @RetroActiveGM 7 лет назад +608

    Anakin: "I have disappointed you."
    Obi-Wan: "Oh, I agree. You are a small boy, Anakin. I am strong, and wise - and I know everything, and I am very proud of me. I have become a far greater Jedi than you could ever hope to be."
    *[YTP] Obi-Wan Is A Narcissist*

  • @flameballs
    @flameballs 7 лет назад +381

    My powers had doubled since...
    *get smashed in the corner*

  • @rachelgeary7679
    @rachelgeary7679 4 года назад +582

    “With all due respect Master, yOu’rE dUmB”

    • @aronsmith3417
      @aronsmith3417 4 года назад +19

      "is he not to destroy the sand and bring balance to the force"

    • @juansilva9695
      @juansilva9695 4 года назад +12

      So the prophecy says...

    • @cryptic_sans2637
      @cryptic_sans2637 4 года назад +3

      @@juansilva9695 a prophecy, misread, could have been

  • @BXEmberz0109
    @BXEmberz0109 3 года назад +116

    8:21 i love how Yoda is just looking around letting Mace Windu talk shit to everyone lol

  • @Dillon4599
    @Dillon4599 4 года назад +577

    4:46
    "Your mum is short."
    -General Grievous, 19 BBY

  • @DJDelta0
    @DJDelta0 6 лет назад +630

    2:00 *Dooku does a flip*
    HE'S A SITH LORD!!

  • @datdoodperson1296
    @datdoodperson1296 4 года назад +524

    1:09 obi wan: *well have you noticed the shields are still shields?*
    Anakin: sorry master.

    • @Harry7_1_1
      @Harry7_1_1 4 года назад +8

      Why does shields doesn't have shields?

    • @VergilTheomega
      @VergilTheomega 4 года назад +6

      Order 66 backwards

    • @ember3598
      @ember3598 4 года назад +3

      We got em artoo

  • @bumblegoot1139
    @bumblegoot1139 2 года назад +35

    I love that every character dies several deaths in horrible ways and betrays everyone on their side multiple times, and it’s hardly a chip off the shoulders of anyone involved, including the ones who die.

    • @HHopebringer
      @HHopebringer 4 месяца назад

      Friendly Fire was NOT turned off before this rather messy game of Capture the Flag- I mean, Chancellor.

  • @MrJakobinen
    @MrJakobinen 5 лет назад +1206

    ”He could use the force to create... SAND!”

  • @jacobstarr9010
    @jacobstarr9010 4 года назад +691

    " *cough cough cough* time to abandon smoking"
    Cracked me up

    • @tombstonesoda9122
      @tombstonesoda9122 4 года назад +14

      It cracked my lungs

    • @jacobstarr9010
      @jacobstarr9010 4 года назад +2

      @@tombstonesoda9122 after reading my comment again, I'm ashamed of how cringy it is.

    • @generalgrievous3731
      @generalgrievous3731 4 года назад +16

      @@jacobstarr9010 Yeah, it's only works when I do it

    • @mortalux
      @mortalux 4 года назад +6

      General Grievous do you have covid-19 ?

    • @generalgrievous3731
      @generalgrievous3731 4 года назад +6

      @@mortalux Bronchitis **cough** **cough**

  • @ritz1515
    @ritz1515 5 лет назад +2683

    “Have you heard the tragedy of Darth trageduis the wise” I’m dying

  • @MattTOB618
    @MattTOB618 3 года назад +68

    7:38 "Do not miss your train; that is a path to the Dark Side."
    - Yoda

  • @96Grayman
    @96Grayman 7 лет назад +567

    "Its unfair!"
    "AY AYAY AY YOU SHUT YOUR FACE!"
    "Forgive me master"
    "No!"
    I'm dead

    • @96Grayman
      @96Grayman 7 лет назад

      :P

    • @dylanteren
      @dylanteren 7 лет назад

      lol sorry my master lol did not get a happy landing

  • @ianmacmillan7865
    @ianmacmillan7865 5 лет назад +1352

    "Sith lords are sissies"
    Count Dooku: *Tries to do a flip but falls*
    That damn near killed me LoL!

    • @sergiopepe2210
      @sergiopepe2210 5 лет назад +27

      His Head Falls off lol

    • @ShadowKiller571
      @ShadowKiller571 5 лет назад +14

      @@sergiopepe2210 that's what got me lol

    • @dillonc7955
      @dillonc7955 4 года назад +1

      "I've been looking forward to this".

  • @leowsofficial9761
    @leowsofficial9761 3 года назад +686

    “i d o n t r e m e m b e r a s k i n g y o u a d a m n t h i n g .”
    - Mace Windu

    • @argusknight7478
      @argusknight7478 3 года назад +23

      "I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A DAMN THING."
      -Samuel L Windu

    • @strobelightgaming1559
      @strobelightgaming1559 3 года назад +6

      Yes but what about the droid attack on the Wookies

    • @Vinnicombe1
      @Vinnicombe1 3 года назад

      Pulp fiction hahaha

    • @spacejesus6581
      @spacejesus6581 3 года назад +2

      I love how the original line is "I don't remember asking you a **GOT-DAMN** thing!"
      Removing GOT (god) somehow makes the line sounds smoother than the original delivery

    • @astronichols1900
      @astronichols1900 3 года назад

      @@spacejesus6581 I feel like there was a TV edit or something where it was removed. Idk I sure remember hearing it with just damn the first time I saw it.

  • @nolsee1176
    @nolsee1176 Год назад +39

    2:00 That jump back into place really got me

  • @pizzatime8917
    @pizzatime8917 4 года назад +417

    "Chancellor, I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers initiative" DED

  • @vedji1857
    @vedji1857 4 года назад +677

    “Death Tragedius was a dark lord of the sith”
    “You don’t say?”

  • @mrcuddlesworth5769
    @mrcuddlesworth5769 5 лет назад +1076

    4:47 Obi-Wan: "Try not to get rekt, Anikan" *Gets lightsaber and cuts Anikans hands off*

  • @saltbjorn
    @saltbjorn 2 года назад +51

    Dooku jumping off the balcony and collapsing immediately was the best part

  • @johnk.7523
    @johnk.7523 5 лет назад +654

    Obi Wan: "Be careful of your friend Palpatine."
    Anakin: "Be careful of what?"
    Obi Wan: "Your friend Palpatine."

    • @ij1376
      @ij1376 5 лет назад +83

      *I JuSt ToLd YoU*

    • @E-Man5805
      @E-Man5805 5 лет назад +46

      And your pal Friendpatine.

    • @andrew_the_ok3596
      @andrew_the_ok3596 5 лет назад +3

      That’s something he would actually say

  • @beccaiskenough17
    @beccaiskenough17 4 года назад +282

    “Do not miss your train. That is a path to the dark side.” Ahhhhh the wise words of Master Yoda.

    • @ADividedSoulYT
      @ADividedSoulYT 4 года назад +7

      Rejoice for Transformers. Mourn them do not, miss them do not.

  • @n00bplayer72
    @n00bplayer72 6 лет назад +348

    Palpatine: He's a Sith Lord!!
    Obi Wan: Chancellor Palpatine, Sith Lords are sissies!
    Dooku: **Does one flip and dies from the exertion.**

  • @calthekonqueror312
    @calthekonqueror312 3 года назад +101

    1:28 When Grevious said EUGH I felt that

  • @comment9382
    @comment9382 4 года назад +576

    *"You're shorter than I expected"*
    *"Your mom is short"*
    *"Try not to get rekt, Anakin"*

    • @undyne7808
      @undyne7808 4 года назад +10

      One of Grievous' s best lines-

    • @darklusare7582
      @darklusare7582 4 года назад

      I didn't get it, lmao

    • @alexchen4483
      @alexchen4483 4 года назад

      Dark Lusare Anakin does not have the high ground

    • @darklusare7582
      @darklusare7582 4 года назад

      @@alexchen4483 that's for sure, he specializes in low ground

    • @Pr0t4t0
      @Pr0t4t0 4 года назад

      Easily the best line in the video along with the first part of “I would expect someone with your reputation to be a n00b

  • @DJ-gu1kf
    @DJ-gu1kf 5 лет назад +629

    "Chancellor palpatine, I'm here to talk to you about the avengers initiative" dead 😂

    • @silvereyz1836
      @silvereyz1836 4 года назад

      DJ lmfao 🤣

    • @TheodoreAWatts
      @TheodoreAWatts 4 года назад +2

      Is this because Nick Fury and Mace Windu are both played by Samuel L. Jackson?

    • @ashoftheburningworld7490
      @ashoftheburningworld7490 4 года назад

      He has so many parts in different movies, that you can use him to make voice lines for anything.
      I heard a little bit of Frozone in there as well.
      Then there was his role in the movie, “Jumper”

    • @starscream548
      @starscream548 4 года назад

      I swear when I first heard this it went right over my head then I'm like wait a minute and now I can't stop laughing lmao 🤣🤣🤣

  • @doubleoscar773
    @doubleoscar773 7 лет назад +485

    *Gets decapitated*
    "I've been looking forward to this."
    Fucking brilliant dude.

  • @honeybadger1810
    @honeybadger1810 2 года назад +138

    @2:00 - @3:10 *This is fucking IT right here.* Count Dooku doing that pointless flip and then kicking everyone around literally nearly killed me when I first saw it a few years ago. I don’t care what anyone says, the sheer stupidity and pointlessness of it just beat everything I had ever seen. One of my hardest laughs to date. It was like I had cerebral palsy because of how hard I was laughing. I was an unintelligible cackling mess for minutes.

    • @AshleysBrother
      @AshleysBrother Год назад +6

      This sequence wasn't funny for me until i read your comment 🤣

    • @noconsequence4486
      @noconsequence4486 Год назад +9

      The whole fight is such a shit show, I revisit this YTP at least three times a year just for that sequence

    • @Emperor.H
      @Emperor.H Год назад +2

      You have an appointment 😂

    • @pelusam79
      @pelusam79 Год назад +1

      I just cant with the pointless flip 😂

    • @BlueSkyBirdies
      @BlueSkyBirdies 7 месяцев назад +1

      That flip is the best edit in this whole thing. Took my uninterested brother from stone-faced to hysterical laughter in less than a second.

  • @neoapex4047
    @neoapex4047 4 года назад +517

    2:00 when you jump in LEGO Star Wars saga but you forget to go forward at the same time

    • @imab0t274
      @imab0t274 4 года назад +9

      Lol

    • @diamondking1857
      @diamondking1857 4 года назад +1

      People still play that wow

    • @EvanAviator
      @EvanAviator 4 года назад +25

      Diamond King of course

    • @skeratix11
      @skeratix11 4 года назад +4

      Damn that hits different 😂

    • @ifryng
      @ifryng 4 года назад +1

      @@diamondking1857 I play it, i play complete saga!

  • @natedagreat228
    @natedagreat228 4 года назад +249

    5:37
    mace: chancellor palatine i'm here to talk to you about the avenger initiative

  • @rigbygaming3627
    @rigbygaming3627 5 лет назад +780

    I’m Pregnant “LIAR” - Anakin Skin walker

  • @IcedUp
    @IcedUp 3 года назад +63

    I always come back to watch this at 2:07 when his head falls off. Kills me every time

  • @PcPilot82
    @PcPilot82 4 года назад +1694

    "Anakin Skinwalker"
    "I was expecting someone with your reputation to be a NOOB"
    "Your shorter than I expected"
    "YOUR MOM IS SHORT"
    "Try not to get reked Anakin"

    • @YIDEOUS
      @YIDEOUS 4 года назад +21

      Jordan Scarano I think skinwalker sounds better

    • @umonly5681
      @umonly5681 4 года назад

      Skinwalker creepyoastas are the best NGL

    • @bonelessbones5184
      @bonelessbones5184 4 года назад

      This sounds like 2 Xbox kids arguing

    • @kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151
      @kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151 4 года назад +1

      The Skinwalker is a rather…disturbing Native American legend though.

    • @lukeskywalker978
      @lukeskywalker978 4 года назад +1

      Anakin Skywalker dad they need to learn how to spell your last name is Skywalker not skinwalker

  • @louisg.9161
    @louisg.9161 4 года назад +350

    "Let us not forget that you rescued me from Buzz Lightyear, and you killed Count Dooku, and you killed Me, and you killed the Chancellor, and you killed the Politicians, and you rescued Grievous carrying the General unconscious on your back."
    -Obi-Wan Kenobi to Anakin, Circa 19 BBY

    • @potooderpiness4907
      @potooderpiness4907 4 года назад +9

      best line

    • @zachbrewer1373
      @zachbrewer1373 4 года назад +3

      Big Disappointment I laughed so hard

    • @5aus1gr0l3
      @5aus1gr0l3 4 года назад +4

      He did kill all of those except the Chancellor...

    • @goldensun2787
      @goldensun2787 4 года назад +14

      @@5aus1gr0l3 he did kill the chancellor 25 years later by throwing him down a pit on the Death Star II

    • @froakie1404
      @froakie1404 4 года назад +6

      This whole idea was your idea

  • @unhelpfulrevelations7989
    @unhelpfulrevelations7989 6 лет назад +1773

    Do not miss your train. That is a path to the dark side.
    Thanks Yoda.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 6 лет назад +36

      Victor Marinelli he taught master Kenobi everything he knows about trains

    • @Gigidag77
      @Gigidag77 6 лет назад +59

      ALL YOU TO DO HAD, FOLLOW THE TRAIN WAS, ANAKIN!

    • @dutchvanderlinde1277
      @dutchvanderlinde1277 6 лет назад +7

      Gigidag77 shoot those dame drones, Obi-Wan

    • @taciokikuchi181
      @taciokikuchi181 6 лет назад +10

      GO

    • @XescoPicas
      @XescoPicas 6 лет назад +3

      If that's true I'm stronger in the Dark Side than Sheev, Plagueis and Vader combined

  • @GabeTheEndermidget1997
    @GabeTheEndermidget1997 2 года назад +267

    5:47
    “Oh, no, I’m not brave enough to report to the council. Besides, I gotta report to the Pub.”
    “Hold on-“
    “I NEED to get drunk and unconscious on my back!”

    • @semicolonizer
      @semicolonizer 2 года назад +19

      Hold on

    • @myleswelnetz6700
      @myleswelnetz6700 Год назад +23

      This whole idea was your idea.

    • @masonmax12
      @masonmax12 Год назад +25

      Let’s us not forget Anakin, that you rescued me from Buzz Lightyear

    • @GabeTheEndermidget1997
      @GabeTheEndermidget1997 Год назад

      And you killed Count Dooku. and you killed me. And you killed the politicians.

    • @semicolonizer
      @semicolonizer Год назад +15

      @@masonmax12 And you killed Count Dooku

  • @jack0fgrants775
    @jack0fgrants775 7 лет назад +777

    Anakin: "Its unfair!"
    Mace Windu: "Hey hey you shut yo face!"
    Anakin: "Forgive me master"
    Mace Windu: ''No''
    Ki Adi Mundi: "What about the droid attack on the wookies?"
    Mace Windu: "I don't remember asking you a damn thing!"

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 7 лет назад +6

      OakPlaysPC xD

    • @leontrotsky9268
      @leontrotsky9268 7 лет назад +18

      OakPlaysPC b-but what about t-the droid attack on THOSE MOTHER FUCKING WOOKIES

    • @miguelpereira9859
      @miguelpereira9859 7 лет назад +4

      They had to know who was the fucking alpha

    • @lachied2126
      @lachied2126 7 лет назад +1

      i control ur mouth like a pupet, ya hear me ya year me!

    • @michaeld9226
      @michaeld9226 7 лет назад +2

      Mace windu is such a savage