[YTP] The Tragedy of Darth Sand
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
- The end of an era is at hand. Having succumbed to the temptations of sand, Anakin goes postal on younglings and continues to lose his hearing. Obi-Wan tracks him down to the Mufasa System to have a heated argument. Meanwhile, Yoda attempts to twist Darth Idiot so he cannot control the pub or rule the galaxy.
The final chapter of the Revenge of the Sand trilogy has arrived and will make a fine addition to my collection. It has taken a while, but I have worked hard on this and I hope that it has paid off. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)
The reason for the delay was, yet again, technical issues. I had actually finished the video a little while ago. Aside from taking a holiday, I have been trying to export the video and even had to remake it twice! I wanted to keep it at original quality. However, despite my efforts, the only way I could complete the video is by doing the double export of the project like I did with 'Nero Fires Everything' and 'Obi-Wan Drinks Qui-Gon's Gin', due to issues with the project being too big. It does mean that the quality is reduced, but I think it's good enough that you can still see what's going on.
From now on, I will be doing shorter videos. This will avoid these issues and also means videos won't take as long to make. Win-win.
Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
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...or should I call you darth idiot?
...or should I call you darth arthur?
...or should I call you darth darthious?
Darth Arthur's good, thanks.
You will not stop me, you will stop me
Darth Vader will DEW IT more than either of us.
Faith in transformers misplaced may be.
As is your faith in your faith
Your blind master Yoda
**dead, lifeless children on the floor**
Obi wan : “Hello there”
-Hi there- *Hello there*
@@obi-wankenobi5360 *You underestimate my power*
@@anakinskywalker8245 Don't try it
@@obi-wankenobi5360 *SIKE*
Lol
“Only a Sith deals in absolutes.”
“What did you say?”
“Only a Sith deals in absolutes.”
“Then you’re the Sith Lord.”
“Oh dear, you’re right!”
Only a sith deals in absolutes
Are you sure?
Absolutely....... *w a i t*
*Uno reverse card*
Lol
I hate it when he does that!
See Obi-Wan is evil and the jedi are evil
4:04-4:09 “I am more powerful than the chancellor. I can throw him across the galaxy” I’m dying 💀
💀
I mean...he did end up throwing him. just not across the galaxy
@@Foxplayer091 he meant he could throw him when they were across the galaxy.
He probably could, actually.
🤣🤣🤣
*Obi-Wan looks on corpses of massacred children*
"Hello there".
GTA police be like
Norton logan paul in a nutshell
Not again, Obi-Wan is going to kill me
your profile picture XD
LilYosh who's profile pic?
“If into the security recordings you go, only security recordings will you find.”
- Yoda is so wise.
“If into the Comment Section you go, only comments will you find.”
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Grandmaster Yoda the wise?
Yeah I know😉
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes
"This is outrageous. It's unfair. How can you be a sith Lord and not have legs?"
Ask Maul.
david merriam best part imo
TheDarthDestruktor Not only does he not have legs, he doesn't have a waist, a dick, or any internal organs below his waist!
Shawn Fields Now, he don't have anything cause that Nigga dead.
*I Love The High Ground!*
6:42
''You survived, you've won the prize!''
''A Prize?''
''nOH''
Gets me every time
You will not stop me…
@@WolfTrooperRexYou will stop me. Darth Vader will _dew it_ more than either of us!
@@Djay_B your faith in transformers. Misplaced it may be. as is your faith in your faith
@@Djay_B He isn’t wrong.
@@Djay_B Fath in transformers, misplace maybe as is your fath in your fath.
"you're breaking my heart"
"LIAR"
"i'm breaking your neck"
WOAH
*I died in "I'm breaking your neck"*
PWNED
quackson those guys should get an Oscar award for that scene
*wòąh*
*Anakin kicks all the younglings*
“Not again, Obi Wan’s gonna kill me”
Oof
Keywords: Not again
@@funnyvalentine6360 even more key word: "Again"
*kicks*
Akchually ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What Anakin has brought to his new empire:
-PEACE,
-FREEDOM,
-PEACE,
-SECURITY,
-JUSTICE,
-FREEDOM,
-PEACE,
-AND FREE *sand*
France: “Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité.”
America: “Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness
Anakin’s New Empire: “PEACE, FREEDOM, PEACE, SECURITY, JUSTICE, FREEDOM, PEACE, AND FREE *sand* “
why would he allow his own weakness to be accessed so easily?
Can't enjoy a galactic empire if I don't have free sand
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
@@thorshammer7883 then you're the Sith Lord
“You will not stop me”
*ignites lightsaber*
“You will stop me”
😂😂😂
Lord Vader will DEW IT more than EITHER OF US!
@@WolfTrooperRexfaith in transformers misplaced me be as is your faith in your faith
" Or should i call you *Darth* *Idiot* . "
- Yoda
"Or should I call you Darth Arthur."
"What did you say?"
Hello there
Or should I call you Darth Darthious
@@YodaIMayJustBe General Kenobi
"You're breaking my heart!"
"LIAR! -I'm breaking your neck!"
XD
Obi wan: woa
Anakin: not again obi wan's gonna kill me
You have done that yourself!
Uno reverse card
@@hillwoop9101 you turned her against me! ×6
You have done that yourself! ×5
I am the 1.1k like
When Obi Wan was watching the security videos, he should have said:
"I hate it when he does that."
King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England
or: "So uncivilized".
Omgg your so right that wouldve been hilarious 😂
Or, "you seem a little on edge"
Luke M And you do not.
That is why you fail.
Bobber the Wise No, he should say that when Anakin says “You turned her against me!”
"Darth Vader will DEW IT more than either of us"
-Darth Idiot
faith in transformers misplased maybe as in your faith in your faith
@BlueS8 Or... should we call him... Darth Darthius?
@@Bowling4986 You're blind, master Yoda...
@@victornoel36 Surprised?
@@TheOracle342 Now you will experience the full power of-
*force push
UUAAAGH!!
"Only a Sith deals in absolutes."
"Then you're a Sith."
"Oh dear, you're right."
So you're the sith lord*
kek
@Jim Johnson KOTOR and other Legends material showed most people actually can't see the difference. Really, their ideologies are rather similar (Jedi believe in removing the Id in favour of obeying the Force, Sith become dependant on the Force for more POWER).
I saw this comment while watching the part of it in the video I swear!
As is the faith in your. ...faith!
"I cannot kick Anakin"
"He is my MOTHER"
2 Hours Later
*Kicks Anakin multiple times*
*Twisted that is*
Optimal foreshadowing is optimal.
Obi-wan: "LOL"
Kicking younglings
spinosaurus tricycloplots twisted that is
"Goodbye, Iron Man. Goodbye, Captain America. Miss you, I will."
Yoda saw Endgame.
That makes so much sense
@@hm-sg9sm r/wooosh
@@grandmasteryoda6312 ?
@@grandmasteryoda6312 ?
@@hm-sg9sm I think it's the name lmao, grandmaster yoda has committed hateful crimes against this reply section
"Senator Organa, I need help" "Nope." perfect encapsulation of Bail Organa's character
There you go 100th like
*Literally slaughters a bunch of innocent, defenceless children*
“Not again...Obi-Wan’s gonna kill me”
That means this happened before.
What
Sand people
kicks*
Remember the tuskan raiders?
he kicked them he never killed them
“Darth idiot” Sickest burn in the entire galaxy
A burn only beaten by Anakin's
Darth Arthur killed me 😀😀😀🤭
"Better have a burn heal!"
I don't care what universe you're from, that's got to hurt
Well it’s ethier get burned or get thrown across the galaxy by anakin
Anakin: "Don't make me kick you..."
Obi-Wan: "Anakin, my allegiance is to the pub, and to your MUM!"
"Only a Sith deals in absolutes."
“What did you say?”
“Only a sith deals in absolutes.”
"Then you're a Sith Lord!"
“Oh dear, you’re right!”
"Darth Vader will DO IT more than either of us."
That's actually very true.
*Yoda and Palpatine Looking at anakin:*
*Padme and Anakin smugly looking at each other with raised eyebrows:*
Yoda: "Hate you we do. a loser you are"
“Faith in Transformers, misplaced may be. As is your faith in your faith.”
Not necessarily. Rey and Grogu exist.
*DEW IT
“Only a Sith deals in absolutes”
“Then you’re a Sith!”
“Oh dear, you’re right!”
he should have edited the lightsaber red when obi-wan pull it out
noname mcloven aka mr.n i was kinda expecting that lol
Omnisprime lol no wonder the sith win blackjack all the time
6:24
I like the number of likes here ... sorry for no liking this coment 😂
It's over, Anakin! I don’t die in this movie!
Galaxy Ghost Up shut You should
Galaxy Ghost *Anakin
You underestimate me?!
@@blackheartedbronymerc7209 Don't try it!
@@SpeedWeed261 I shouldn't
"the attempt on my life has left me scarred...but I assure you, I AM THE SENATE!"
So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.
I actually expected a text like this when I first watched this YTP. I was not disappointed.
*AUDIENCE INTENSIFIES*
So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause.
Speech 100
5:10 when the fighting game characters only have a few lines of dialogue.
5:25 when you skip the cutscene and the villain's monologue
7:32 The final boss in the cutscene
YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME!
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗛𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗗𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥𝗦𝗘𝗟𝗙!
@@AsgardianQueenYOU HAVE DONE THAT YOURSELF
"It's over, Anakin. I don't die this movie."
"You underestimate ME."
"Don't try it."
"I shouldn't."
Palpatine out of nowhere: "DEW IT."
I will try!
DON'T TRY IT
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The Joker JEW IT
*What did you say?*
Jongo Phett WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY GEORGE LUCAS
The dark side of the force is a power you shall never achieve besides the high ground
DEMOCRACY
AAAAAY JONGO!!!
Jongo Phett, i said I luv you vids and when is next funny moments coming out?
Pop up ads in a nutshell 6:42
"You have won the prize."
"A prize?"
"No"
**virus zap**
Especially the I Phone ones 😂
*insert J Jonah Jameson’s laugh here*
Poor yoda seemed genuinely surprised by the prize ;)
LOL!
@@The_Alpha_and_the_Omega0 IPHONES ARE GARBAGE!!! SMARTPHONES ARE BETTER!!!
Okay but Obi Wan saying “Hello There” to each twin as they’re born is pretty wholesome.
and saying "Hello there" to a room of dead padawans XD
@@typo1345 idk if that's wholesome lol
Separatist leader about to get slaughtered: "Nooo, nOoooOo"
Anakin: "Alright, but you owe me one"
Ned 9 that’s Lot Dodd btw
AdzmeenGamerZ yeah
well technically in the words of Lot Dodd:
The trade federation is not allied with the separatists
"is this legal?"
Later on he helped me cover up my slaughter of a Sand Dealer.
“You’re breaking my heart!”
“LIAR! I’m breaking your neck” 🤣
Obi Wan: .....Woah....
Not again, Obi wan is going to kill me
easily the best part
You turned her against me
You have done that yourself
“It’s unfair, how can you be a Sith Lord and not have legs?”
Lol i saw your comment right when that moment came.
Just be darth mual that's how
@@anakinskywalker418 he has robot legs now
I love the high ground
@@Lauradelatorre9138
*I-I-I H-H-A-A-A-T-T-E-E Y-Y-O-O-O-U-U*
The idea that Palpatine was just stood in the background egging Anakin on to jump to at Obi Wan cracks me up everytime.
In my mind its canon. Sideous wanted anakin weak and dependant. So he egged anakin on knowing he was gonna get effed up.
@@TheChopstyx'Darth Vader will become more powerful than either of us'
@@СтасШмелёв-з1я Dew it
“You’ve won a prize”
“Really?”
“No”
Imagine how sad Yoda must have been when he realized that he didn’t win a prize
Da one an only Daniel 10:09 is his confirmed exact reaction
Proceeds to be abused by yoda
I love democracy
"A PRIZE?"
He must've been shocked lol
Mr Demopan if it works ;)
“You’ve survived. You’ve won the prize!”
“A prize?”
*”NO”*
**Gets electrocuted**
Electrocution was his prize
@@generalgrievous3731 You're shorter then I expected.
Ur mum is short
Try not to get rekted, Anakin.
*SAD ANAKIN NOISES*
“I am more powerful than the chancellor. I can throw him across the galaxy” 💀
That part killed me lol
Wow, you have ears that hear too?!?!?!
How to success :
1) Quote a sentence from the video
2) Put an emoji
3)...
4) Got 1k likes
.....or just throw him in a ventilation shaft.....
Bernie Lomax that has to be the dumbest comment I’ve ever read...
5:32 “-Emperor. Or, should I call you Darth Idiot? Or, should I call you Darth Arthur? Or, should I call you Darth Darthious?”
*-Yoda, Grandmaster of Roasting*
"You're Blind, Master Yoda...."
"Surprised?"
@@hobomike6935 "Now you will experience the full power of-- *gets pushed to the chair* AAAAAH!!!"
Darth Arthur is the most powerful Darth of all time
Obi Wan: padme turn around
Padme: *moves*
Anakin: You Turned Her Against me!
You have done that yourself!
You turned her Against Me
You turned her Against Me
N1njaHawks Second channel you have done to yourself!
You turned her against me
“Senator Organa, I need help!”
“no”
*End of Transmission*
Negotiations were short.
@@dafasamudra6398 you beat me to it
@@dafasamudra6398 lmaooo
A communications disruption can mean only one thing, invasion!
I laughed too hard at that
Yoda: "To twist this Lord Idiot, strong enough you are not."
Obi-Wan: "He is my mother."
Yoda: "Twisted, *that* is,"
Josh Francis 💀💀
F
For some reason Sidious falling back over his chair gets funnier every time for me
Yoda and Sidious interrupting eachother with force pushes and lightning had me rolling! Haha :D
The Unusual Suspect You're here too?! That part also had me crying of laughter.
Zack Spindler Your revenge of the Sith review is also pretty hilarious
What did you say?
Ross/suspect
When is you're next review video? You entertain me when I get bored.
The Unusual Suspect that's jedi academy in a nutshell.
Padme:"your breaking my hearth"
Anakin:"LIAR""I'M BREAKING YOUR NECK"
Obi-Wan:"Woah"
Well crap went from 13 to 84 real quick
Not again obi Wons gonna kill me
stupid comment
LOL, that really got me. 😆
He is actually correct. It’s not “you’re”
“You’re” is actually “you are”
*Yoda:* "Killed not by clones this padawan. By young Skywalker he was."
*Obi-Wan: "Who could have done this?!"*
The Admiral Obi-Wan: *“Hello there”*
The Admiral Yoda: Seriously?
The senate
"I love HighGround"
Thats me in the mornin'
6:42 At this point, I'm starting to think Yoda and Sidious are just trolling one another...
“I will not kick Anakin. He is my mother.”
“Twisted, that is.”
I’m weak 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Edit: Thank you to those who corrected me. At first I thought he said “kill”, but going back and listening, I do hear “kick”. 😂
3:20
Tho, it is. Why laughing, you are?
@Obi Wan Kenobi Fan I love the Republic
I will not *kick Anakin
Let's be realistic. Every single one of us has kicked our mother at some point.
Padme: “You’re breaking my heart”
Anakin: “Liar, I’m breaking your neck”
4:40
Obi-Wan: W O W
not again obi wans gonna kill me
You turned her against me!!
You have done that yourself!
@@songpunk1275 You turned her against me!!
“I can overpower the chancler, I can throw him across the galaxy” lol
Mint Brisk it’s like being a pitcher in baseball
Mint Brisk my fav 😂
Mint Brisk should have been the reactor shaft
That spelling though
@@pleaseimjustahuman You Turned Her Against Me!!
10:05 Yoda’s exit plan was flawless
(6:16) "Don't make *ME* kick you..."
"Anakin my alligence is to the *pub* and to your *MUM!"*
"Only a Sith deals in absolutes."
"What did you say?"
"Only a Sith deals in absolutes."
"Then your the Sith Lord."
"Oh dear you're right!"
M U M
*jumps, overshoots his target.* “AHHHHHHHHH”
The way he says M U M kills me.
@@lenakarlsson2404 mUUm
@@lenakarlsson2404 he would say ''i'm doing your MUM''
“Stop! Nooo!”
“Alright. But you owe me one!”
LMAOOO
Balooney? Is that you? My goodness, you've grown.
@@generalgrievous3731 General Grievous. You're shorter than I expected
Darth Vader did you ever wipe the sink
Englisch lernen danke
After I killed the seperatists I cleaned their dirty sink
“Killed not by clones this Padawan but by young skywalker.”
“Who could of done this.”
Yeah who could have done this?
Anakin Skywalker too bad yoda didn’t tell obi wan
-_-
Hate to be that guy, but...
*could have
Lixyy GòDzíllà yoda: *mike wazowski face
"I have a new hearing aid Emperor, Or should I call you Darth Idiot" I just died when hearing this 😂
Or should I call you Darth Arthur
Or should I call you Darth Darthius?
You’re blind Master Yoda
@@derek___gomez Surprised?
Now you will experience the full power of- *gets force-pushed into a chair*
"Master Skywalker, there are two of them!"
"This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!"
"Impossible."
Liar!
What did you say?
Hello there
internet drone Obi-Wans going to Kick me
Beware the most powerful Sith Lord to ever live...
*_Darth Darthius_*
I thought hes name was Darth Arthur? No
Darth Idiot.
Darth tragedious
Darth Darth binks
Darth Senate is the most powerful Sith Lord.
“It’s over anakin” “I don’t die this movie”
"You underestimate MEEEE!"
@Ludimeel Sorbo same
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
@@HeskeyBoy21 "Don't try it!"
"I shouldn't..."
"Do it!"
"I will try!"
"Don't try it!"
@@АлександрДадукевич "do it, do it, do it, do it..."
6:42
"You survived. You've won the prize."
"A prize?"
"No!" *Shoots force lightening at Yoda*
Me: 🤣🤣🤣
“You will not stop me”
*pulls out lightsaber*
“You will stop me”
Thats something new he right " he is weak"
Darth vader with dew it not either of us
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Your faith in transformers misplaced it is as is your faith in your faith
Darth Vader will *DEW IT* more than either of us!
“My allegiance is to the pub, to your mom” -Obi Wan
But Obi Wan earlier said "Anakin is my mother."
@@anakinskinwalker1724 So he means his grandmother
@@inlegend2129 Whoa
Earlier:
- The jedi have tried to overthrow the pub. I saw master Kenobi attempt to get wasted myself.
Makes sense
@@samueliaho8193
Wow
So civilised
“Senator Organa, I need help.”
“No.” (Fades away).
Lmao.
i see you everywhere. big fan of your ytp's bro
@@sauldownbadman876 Ha thanks! What can men do against such reckless Theoden?
@@iforgot87872 forget his spoon
“My allegiance to the pub, and your MUM.” Caught me completely off-guard and after watching it for the 100,000th time I still can’t get over it
99,000th time.
@@lorddraugr3138 100,000 time.
@@Noname-xr4ql “Anakin, let’s be fair-“
"I am more powerful than the Chancellor. I-I can throw him across the galaxy."
Foreshadowing 100
@@generalgrievous3731 HELLO THERE
@@ericcampese4570 General Kenobi, you are a bold one. Hehehehe. Kill him. **magna guards get crushed** BACK AWAY, I will deal with this Jedi myself.
Little did they know..
Padme: LIAR!!!
I love how consistent these parody characters are.
Alcoholic Obi-Wan: "My allegiance is to the pub."
"And to YOUR MUM"
"...and to your *MUM* "
And to your MUM!
And anakin who can't hear
“And to your mum!”
“Only a sith deals in absolutes”
“What did you say?”
“Only a sith deals in absolutes”
“Then you’re the Sith Lord!”
“Oh dear, you’re right”
- Only a sith deals in absolutes. - Absolutely, master Kenobi!
Bantha Fodder that battle droid owned anakin
1:22
Padme: “What’s happening?”
Anakin: “The Jedi have tried to overthrow the *PUB!”*
Padme: “I can’t believe that!”
Anakin: “I saw Master *KENOBI* attempt to get *W A S T E D* myself!”
Me: "Mom can we go see Revenge of the Sith?"
Mom: "We have Revenge of the Sith at home."
Revenge of the Sith at home:
This is even better than Revenge of the Sith.
Matthew Williams I dunno why you wanna go see Revenge of the Sith I mean the one at home is so amazing
(I’m the 69th like)
@@reddeath5791 I know, it's no different, I was just making a joke is all, it wasn't supposed to make sense.
Matthew Williams I know, I was following up the joke
@@reddeath5791 Ah ok lol so many people whoosh I just assumed you did sorry
Obi Wan: “Don’t try it!”
Anakin: “I shouldn’t.”
Palpitine: “Do it!”
Anakin: “I will try!”
Palpitine: “Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it”
That killed me 😂.
**Palpatine enters the chat room**
DO IT
*Dew it
LIKE IT DEW IT! DEW IT! DEW IT! DEW IT! DEW IT!
Mountain dew it
Where's thus
"If into the security recordings you go only security recordings you will find"
JBagasas hmm, yes, the floor here is made of floor
sounds about right
“If into the Comment Section you go, only comments will you find.”
I mean... he’s not wrong
*YOU DON'T SAY*
3:32 I remember hearing somewhere that the reason Ewan MacGregor covered his mouth was to hide his laughter because he thought the phrase "killing younglings" sounded ridiculous.
I remember that too
Tbf it would be kinda awkward saying that with a serious face
George Lucas is a hack.
George Lucas is a hack.
"I cannot watch any more."
keeps watching
"I will not watch any more."
keeps watching
”You won a prize”
”A prize?”
”No.”
*TOP 10 ANIME BETRAYALS*
Lol
😂
😂
I love how yoda actually seems exited about the prize
I died at that part
Yoda: "Killed not by clones. This padawan, by young Skywalker he was."
Obi-wan: "Who could've done this?"
Yoda: bruh.
Bruh moment, this is.
Obi-Wan is literally internet explorer
@@liamdawes-forster9818 obi wan explorer
@@dasherunstoppable5529 Dora the explorer
Not how it was but okay..
"The attempt on my life has left me scarred, but I assure you...I AM THE SENATE."
- Darth Idiot, 19 BBY
"Your faith in transformers, misplaced may be. As is your faith in your faith."
- Yoda, 19 BBY.
"I have brought Peace, Freedom, Peace, Security, Justice, Freedom, Peace and Free Sand to my new Empire."
- Darth Sand, 19 BBY.
"Anakin, my allegiance is to the Pub, to YOUR MUM!"
- Obi Wan Kenobi, 19 BBY.
Also, Padmé cucking Anakin for Obi Wan is not being appreciated enough. 😂
King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England
#canon
"At last, the Jedi are Jedi!"
21st century philosophers
King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England What is BBY?
KingChickenwing "Before the Battle of Yavin."
It's how dates work in Star Wars. Similar to how we identify years by how far apart it is from the birth of Christ.
Virgin banking clan member: "No, Nooo!"
Chad Anakin: "Alright, but you owe me one"
Fucking fantastic
Trade Federation, actually. The Intergalactic Banking Clan was run by Muuns, not Neimoidians. Still funny nontheless.
That’s Rune Haako of the Trade Federation
Anakin: “This is outrageous. It’s unfair. How can you be a Sith Lord and not have legs?”
Darth Maul: “First time?”
Underrated comment
Yes, and they were cut off by my brother, as well.
*He loved me.*
Obi wan: chopping sith legs is my specialty
@@phoenixgray9231
*YOU TURNED THEM AGAINST ME!*
@@thedacenorpes3681 wrong you are his mother
6:42
Palpatine: "You survived you've won the prize."
Yoda: "A prize??"
Palpatine: *"NOO!"*
*Force push following the laughter* your rule is at a end
Nobel prize, Palpatine, Nobel prize.
the prize was force lightning to the face
Hahahahahah ahhhhhh
That's the best part 😂
5:56
"I have brought peace,freedom,peace,security,justice,freedom,peace and free sand to my new empire!"
Sounds like a good place to live in lol
Your new empire?
@@kyyojr7317 Don't make me Ki-k you
@@kyyojr7317 Democracy
But I don’t want free sand because it is coarse, rough, and irritating and it gets everywhere
Just ignore Darth Darthious falling from his chair
11:31 Anakin owing to the Imperial March as he burns is funnier than it has any right to be. 🔥 😂
Palpatine: “you will not stop me.”
Yoda: takes out his lightsaber.
Palpatine: “you will stop me.”
7:32
Darth Vader will DEW IT more than either of us!
Zecka RizQ faith in transformers may be misplaced, as is your faith in your faith
Shiftier Void YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME!
Marlbartony YOU HAVE DONE THAT YOURSELF
@@Pinhoof YOU TURN HER AGAINST ME
The most notorious sith lord of all time: Darth Darthious
"Darth idiot"
and Darth Arthur are the only sith remaining after newest trylogy, they wanted to go with the rule of 2 but they thought Darth Arthur is a really cool guy and let him join the Sith so they changed to to rule of 3
You're all forgetting Darth Tragedous the wise from the first part of the trilogy.
Darth Darthious sounds like something George Lucas had in case Sideous didn't work
He has to much faith in his faith but his new apprentice will do it more then anyone
Emperor: You will not stop me.
*Yoda turns on lightsaber*
Emperor: You will stop me.
I found this amazing.
*turns light saber on*
Keelan Thompson Darth Vader will Do It more than either of us.
Joey Taylor Faith in transformers is misplaced may be, as is your faith in your faith.
I found this funny too
This part is very funny 😂
Perfect ending..
"Lord Vader...can you hear me?"
"What did you say" 🤣🤣
“What’s happening”
“The Jedi have tried overthrow the pub”
“I can’t believe that”
“I saw Master Kenobi attempt to get wasted myself”
Timestamp plz
Rick 1:22
That moment when Anakin rolled in lava is Pure Gold
ow ow ow ow ow-ow ow ow-ow
Flippy flippy flippy lava lava lava lava lavaaaaaa!
Anybody know what that's from? Looks like a parody.
That was one of the funniest parts of the video
@gnbman Jimmy Fallon made a parody of Obi-Wan vs Anakin, where the finale was him doing those flips and overshooting the platform.
Brutally murders countless children and his pregnant wife:
Not again, obi-wan’s gonna kill me!
69 LIKES
He didn’t kill Padme
Anyone curious why he says not AGAIN
@@MAC-xl5dn HOHO
@@MAC-xl5dn oh wait he killed sand ppl I guess
I like how this entire series details anakin's friendly fire and obi wan's alcoholism.
"You’ve survived, you’ve won the prize.”
"A prize?”
"No”
*sith lightning*
@@grandarmyoftherupublicofgr7446 Fuck off
Local Local that’s a lotta ducks
Nobel Prize
(INTENSE WHEEZING)
(Gets force pushed into a chair)
More like *NAW!*
After Endgame :
*_"Goodbye, Iron Man, goodbye, Captain America. Miss you, I will."_*
doesth mother know you weareth her drapes?
@@jalpro7997 Are we done, here ?
Jalepeno Videos doth*
@@ToxicSkull0 JALAPENO*
LEGEND SAYS THAT PALPATINE IS STILL BEING THROWN ACROSS THE GALAXY
but legends isn't canon...
*credits*
-My lord. Is that caaanon?
-I will make it canon.
And in The Rise of Skywalker, we'll probably find this to be true.
8:54 palpatine’s face just keeps making me laugh 😂
Obi wan: Anakin is my mother
Yoda: twisted, that is
Qui Adi Mundi: what about the droid attack on the Wookies?
@@levinwisser2472 *Mace Windu's Ghost:* I don't remember asking you a damn thing!
This comment section is beautiful.
*breaks her neck*
Anakin: *Not again obi-one is gonna kill me*
Obi Wan: Woah.
Obi-two
Not to mention. ..
....
(*CLANG)
....
(*CLANK)
....
(*CLANG)
YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME
Obi-Twelve
* Y O U T U R N E D H E R A G A I N S T M E ? *
YOU HAVE DONE THAT YOURSELF!
YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME
YOU HAVE DONE THAT YOURSELF
Y O U T U R N E D H E R A G A I N S T M E ? !
Y O U H A V E D O N E T H A T Y O U R S E L F
0:58 Best plot-twist ever !
Darth Arthur, most powerful sith...
I found Waldo!
Darth Darthius?
Darth Arthur, the most powerful shit.
Or, should I call you, Darth Idiot?
What did you say?
Fourth wall:
obi-wan:"IT' OVER ANAKIN, I DON'T DIE IN THIS MOVIE"
Anakin:LIAR!!
"You underestimate *ME* !"
“Don’t try it!”
“I shouldn’t.”
“DEW IT.”
“I WILL try.”
“Don’t try it!”
“DEW IT DEW IT DEW IT DEW IT DEW IT DEW IT DEW IT DEW IT DEW IT-”
“AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa-”
“You turned her against me!”
“You have done that yourself”
“You turned her against me!”
“You have done that yourself”
“You turned her against me!”
“.....you have done that yourself”
Your not wrong( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I love sand
The Lorax WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST!
You turned her against me!
@@EliteKnightHelm You have done that yourself!
This is so deep.
How padme sees the monster anakin has become and immediately falls in love with obi wan which enrages anakin and makes him break her heart, but there comes the plot twist, because he was actually breaking her neck.
And Obi wan is so shocked the only thing he can say is "wow"
Then they engage in a brutal argument, however obi wan's argument backfires, which reveals he was a Sith Lord all along.
So now they fight through a lava world.
But ultimately obi wan gets the high the high the high AaAaAaAa aaaaaaaaa *the high ground.exe has stopped responding* and kicks anakin to death