Best Of... The Emperor | Robot Chicken: Star Wars | Adult Swim
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- Опубликовано: 3 дек 2015
- With Star Wars: Episode VII round the corner we figure it's time to look back at some of the best moments from the Robot Chicken: Star Wars specials. Next up is the walnut-faced top dog of the Empire, it's Emperor Palpatine.
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The phone call is my favorite sketch of all time XD
+Psnowdog7 What do you mean they blew up the Death Star?!!!!
+TheDominator25 ate you shitting me ?
+Psnowdog7 What the hell is an aluminum falcon!?
+Psnowdog7 yup 1:52 FTW
The Emperor is probably the highlight of these specials. They really out their a game behind anything with him.
The skit where Vader calls him about the Death Star exploding is one of the funniest things to ever.
Go for daddy Palpatine
What the hell is an aluminum falcon?! lol
to ever what?
@@j-money1354 to ever brah, its just to ever...don't over think it, its just "to ever" lol
The first time I ever saw it I laughed so hard I could barely breathe for 5 minutes straight after him butchering Padme's name.
The idea of Alfonzo being the only person Palpatine has a non-toxic relationship with is really funny to me.
You find a good barber you treat them right.
As far as I'm concerned, this is now canon unless otherwise specified.
@@jeremytung1632 gotta be nice to people who hold blades close to your face
@@LevyafanJust like people who make your food...
I want a story about Palpatine's personal chef.
You know he had one... probably somebody who's been with him since he was senator of Naboo.
@@ImaPseudonym-go6oy I believe it 😊
Some fans might counter that Palpatine's Empire was adamantly anti-alien and human supremacist, so a character like Alphonso couldn't exist...
Truth is, the idea of the Empire as human supremacist is largely a creation of EU/Legends books and stories. It is never brought up in the movies, and only touched on occasionally in other canon works.
The prequels show a number of aliens in Palpatine's inner circle...and later canon novels confirm that they remained in high stations within the Empire.
The actual head of the Imperial government in the practical sense was Grand Vizier Mas Amedda, a Chagrian (the blue guy with the horns).
I suspect the only real reason there weren't more aliens working with the Empire in the OT was simply budget constraints: it was pre-CGI, and practical alien costumes/makeup are expensive.
Human supremacy WAS, to an extent, an aspect of the Empire...
But based on the evidence, I think Palpatine merely encouraged pro-human, and anti-alien sentiment because it was politically advantageous.
I don't think he had any personal objections to non-humans (his own Sith Master was an alien, as was his first apprentice), I think he just gave lip service to human supremacy in order to gain support.
There was already a good deal of pro-human sentiment within the Republic...it just wasn't talked about. After all, humans were the single most abundant sentient species in the Galaxy. They controlled the most planets and had hundreds of separate cultures.
It's not that they were superior to other species, it's just that most alien races were content to stick to their homeworlds while humans loved to explore and expand their influence.
Point is, Palpatine knew that tapping into the unofficial human supremacist movement would increase his power and influence within the Republic, and pave the way for the Empire...
But that doesn't mean he bought their rhetoric:
More than a few high ranking officials within Nazi Germany actually had no problem with Jews and no belief in Aryan supremacy, they just followed Hitler's lead for the sake of power and position.
“You look so tiny down there, like a little… mean.. pepper shaker!”
Of all the vulgarity and profanity throughout by Palpatine, this somehow makes the top of the list for best of his insults in my mind! 🤣
"I bet your knee is starting to hurt down there!"
The comment I was looking for. 😄😆 Wanted to make sure I wasn't the only one that loved that part
Every SW fan can at least agree that this Palpatine is great.
Palpatine dressed up in Death Star gift shop swag still makes me laugh!
This actually made me like Palpatine and his scrotum face.
He sounds like a british quagmire
This Palpatine is CANON lol he's just pretending to be all menacing to look good
Better palpatine than ROS
I love how Palpatine was gonna offer his barber a position in the Sith for giving him the bounty hunter idea. The trust between a barber and their customer is sacred.
Mahanandin would like to disagree.
I can vouch for Palpitations.
If it weren't for upjumped barbers, we wouldn't have such hits as Wild Wild West's big ass spider, or the superman movie that was never made, that Nicholas Cage still got 25 million for... featuring a big ass spider.
JJJ would agree
Always two, there are. No more. No less. A client and a barber.
When Emperor Palpatine said "What the heck is a aluminum falcon?!" 😂😂😂
an iconic line.
Emperor Palpatine: What the hell is an aluminum falcon?
What do you mean they blow it UP!!
I would really love to see Vader’s side of “The Emperors Phone Call”. I can just picture him stopping at a gas station on an asteroid, filling up his TIE Fighter, walking up to a pay phone and taking a big sigh to prepare himself for the verbal beat down Palpatine would inevitably give him.
Don't forget dropping the quarter again
YAAAASSSS! We must have this! Make it so, Mr. McFarlane!
And him crying
Palpatine saying “love you too” to Vader made me die laughing
Aww he still care about him 😂
So dead you managed to comment? 💩
So you died? Are you one of those blue ghost things?
My boss never says it back
@@SynthswaggerYT I said that to mine and I got fired! Now shes pressing charges.
Damn.
3:44 - Oh how I would LOVE to hear Ian McDiarmid deliver that line himself. 😆
My favorite part 😂😂😂
Palpatine singing what the other orders before Order 66 is honestly one of the most creative songs ever. Seth MacFarlane singing all that without messing up a lyric is just pure talent
The Emperor's phone call from Vader will always be my favorite scene of the entire show 🤣
"Who's they!?!?!" best line ever
Do you have any idea what this is going to do to my credit that thing wasn’t even fully paid of yet
“Oh geez he’s crying” 😭😂
@@bobafett6174 You know you’re hot shit when you treat the Death Star destruction like a car loan you forgot to pay off!
"Huh? what do you mean they blew up the Death Star???" 😂😂😂😂
"WHO'S THEY?! WHAT THE HELL IS A ALUMINUM FALCON?!?!" MY favorite bit of the robot chicken bits here 😂
I love how Gary just straight up goes to ask The Emperor himself for a raise.
I'm going to be honest, Seth MacFarlane as the Emperor makes me laugh harder than any of his characters on Family Guy or American Dad has.
I think it's because he's putting more effort into more than than the shows.
i thought his voice sounded familiar lmao
Family guy and american dad are straight garbage, though, so that's a very low bar to clear.
I'll agree to that, but you set the bar so low that it might as well be a tripping hazard
Not the highest bar to clear.
"Hey Crayola, help me shut this vent! Yeah, reach up their with your staff of Ra, and- "
Had me in tears
Sameeeeeeee😂😂😂😂😂
"Hey wanna see me tempt Fate, CoUlD tHiS dAy GeT AnY wOrSe?!
I did it ironically so I think I'm safe." Then an hour later gets chucked down the shaft 🤣🤣
Palpatine dressed up like a SoundCloud rapper is one of my favorite things
😂😂😂
Crayola is such a random nickname but it’s also so funny.
I love to imagine that despite all of Palpatine’s power the one thing he still has to deal with like everyone else is airport security, praying to the force his luggage doesn’t somehow get lost.
"Fuck you stripey bag!"
“That stripey bag is mocking me”
"F**k you stripey bag."
5:50 "You look so tiny down there like a little, mean pepper shaker."
That got me rolling.
"I don't tell you how to...threaten your blonde kids" kills me every time! 🤣
I liked the sit and spin comment.
Is anyone gonna get around the fact that the guy's name is Rey?
😂😂😂
@@iangraham5097 probably Ray
@@DaLatinKnight yeah probably
Gary is such a wholesome character. He deserves that raise.
It's 1 1 2... Eat my ass!
Agreed.
I think mr saltine is pretty cool
@@cheangizzzhitting the up button aggressively: come on, come on, come on
Your last name gives me soap opera (All My Children) flashbacks.
“No speak-o, minimum wage-o.” Never thought I see the Emperor afraid of the construction men.
"Reach up there with your staff of Ra" always gets me!
The idea of Palpatine getting along with his stylist and no one else is amazing yet such a fun character trait he could have
I really would love to see Palpatine doing mundane administration tasks for the Empire. Until then, this will be canon to me,
Robot Chicken Star Wars is still more Canon than Episodes 7 - 9
@@Ben-jl2rh ditto.
@@Ben-jl2rh Doesn’t mean Canon’s any better.
@@nickter745thebold8 Bruh Ep 7 - 9 is dog water. What are you talking about?
@@Ben-jl2rh That’s not what I said. I said Star Wars canon as a whole sucks.
"Little mean pepper shaker" always makes me lose it. 😂
I'll never NOT love "What the hell is an aluminum falcon?" at 2:33
I was looking for this comment
For me this is cannon Palpatine, I can fully see him being like this behind the scenes!
The Aluminum Falcon always gets me.
*canon
@@thribs
Grammar-Sith!
4:17
Palpatine saying “I love you too” to Vader like a kid saying that to their mom is hilarious.
The elevator scene with the squids was by far the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
Should I be proud or ashamed of the fact I can recite these word for word?
Proud
proud
Proud
Even the 65 orders song?
Shame
Hats off to the emporer for giving Shiela's husband a chance.
And one of the most lethal too. Right up there with Boba and Bossk.
@@Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K who are you talking about?
@@matteocdt5214 dengar
Great last name
@keanemorrissey5478 Heck yeah! Morrisseys unite!
I loved when villains act like actual people stressing out on reasonable bullshit. Having a quite normal interaction between their people; you know these are bad guys, but you can't help feeling relatable to them because most of the time we just have shitty week.
8:46 My favorite bit.
12:33 this might be the funniest joke RC has ever made. A regular Storm Trooper, covered in Ewok blood, just casually strolling in to ask the Emperor of the entire galaxy for a raise like he's his boss at a normal job never fails to make me smile. Gary is my favorite character, hands down.
I never realized that was Ewok blood. 🤣🤣
@@haydenberends3905 yeah it’s from the bit with the speeder bike
Now I can't watch the originals without having these lines playing in my head
Robot chicken Star Wars IS canon 😂
@@dawsynlarson696 you read my mind
@@earthlyanodyne yes
Wait a second, how can I be the father of this kid if this knobjob says I killed my pregnant wife? It's a madhouse, A MADHOUSE!
*Procedes to love palatine to death*
@@dawsynlarson696 At least half of it.
The character choice of Palpatine’s hairdresser is perfect.
I love the cut between Vader throwing Palpatine while trying to bring back "Wizard" and Palpatine falling down the chasm. Perfect transition.
I love how Lego Star Wars: The Sky Walker Saga used the same Order 67 joke.
Goes to show the level of impact that Robot Chicken Star Wars has had on the franchise.
@@obitwokenobi9808 Definitely. Robot Chicken basically set the tone for it.
Palpating interrupted by contractors working had me crying 😂😂😂
It is funny, however I bet the death of the smartass guy would be faster than a thought
Dude same I can’t stop laughing at that part
Palpatine is no match for a union foreman
The jerking off gesture The Emperor makes at 4:09 after he says "I didn't mean to snap" is gold.
5:30 Lmao, I like the fact that the scene directly after this shows Palps checking out his fresh cut.
“Wanna see me tempt fate? Could this day get any worse?!”
I like to imagine the force or whatever it is that rules the universe allowed Vader to kill Palpatine just for that one line
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
But he did it ironically 😹
He should have been at least half safe
@@thechrisman1345 that's why he somehow returned 😂
the force was gonna let it slide before he said he was doing it ironically so he should've been safe
12:25
"Is he gonna try and kiss me?"
"Is my dad gonna kiss The Emperor?"
"Oh my god. This is happening! STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU IDIOT!!!"
This is how Rey was born
@@darkneon5637 ha ha ha really 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hey listen. I don't mean to be a pain, but I'm gonna have to ask for a raise.
@@korbyntaylor8089 "What are you doing? P-Put me down!"
@@antoniogirgenti9738 you're busy. I'll come back later.
‘Now get your 7’2” ASTHMATIC ASS BACK HERE-‘
Me: **dying of laughter**
That phone call between darth Vader and emperor palpatine is very funny 😂😂😂
15:23, let's be honest. This is the true way Palpatine somehow returned
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Love the 2001 reference
There's something about palp slowly turning to flip off the audience, then full crash zoom in on his still face, that just cracks me up every time
I love how Palpatine is a genuinely great guy in Robot Chicken who reacts reasonably to stuff unlike actual Palpatine in the movies
That escalator scene had me rolling 😭😭😭”wassssssuuuuppppp”
Yoda: No. Try not, Do or do not there is no try
Palpatine: 5:44
Glenn Quagmire as emperor palpy is crazy
Now I'm starting to realize he does sound exactly like Quagmire 🤣
@@jakobfos2904 Well it is Seth Mcfarlene doing the voices lol.
That's because it's the same guy.
When I realize it at first, Holy Shit 🤣🤣🤣
@@theoutlawking9123J
Anakin's lack of concern over Palpatine's face is hilarious. Also, Lando's "You might wanna try a little manscaping down there!" really hits me . . . right there.
I love the scene with the Emperor on the phone, putting in a lunch order. It makes the scene feel more grounded in reality. Honestly something big movies could consider. Acknowledging the human aspects of their characters.
Gary has some balls to close the elevator on Palpatine and I respect that 😂
I'm sure that trooper is turk from scrubs
Jar Jar with an evil laugh confirms the dark jar jar theory for me and nobody can convince me other wise.
It is true, it should been something but they scratched it. Jar Jar is a secret sith lord, why in some of the movies precisely the early movies, you can see him use the force but he plays it off as being clumsy.
@@caitlinspry6278 it’s just a meme.
It's not a meme Lucas confirmed jar jar was supposed to be a sith lord either plagius himself OR his master.
The problem is the reception of jar jar in the first movie wasn't very good. So they scrapped it
@@obsidianfrost9514 recites?
@@drnobody418 just looked up George Lucas on jar jar binks. It was in the middle of a huge interview thing he was doing. It's also why some of the comics from the clone wars saga he was oddly competent at times but still eventually had a pretty bad end
The escalator skit will always be my favorite. Palpatine getting more and more angry to just say "Go F*** Yourself" at every passing Stormtrooper makes me die laughing.
I agree😂
9:25
"Hows is that my kid if this knob job said i killed my pregnant wife" is the wildest sentence.
14:42 "somehow palpatine returned" so thaaaats-
Palpatine is one of the few Robot Chicken skits that still makes me laugh to this very day. Sure, the other Robot Chicken segments are funny too, but for the most part, I don't laugh as much when rewatching those clips. Palpatine on the other hand almost always makes me laugh and I hope it stays that way.
The song he sings when Vader asks him about the first 65 orders had me singing along because it's just that good as well being just freaking hilarious!
Here's the Lyrics to this song:
🎶OOOOOOOOOH, Capture me a wookie, kick a princess in the cookie, sabotage the espionage of a Bothan spy!🎶
🎶Activate the trash compactor, let's protect the main reactor, stab a smuggler in the jugular and watch him die!🎶
🎶Corrupt a teeeen, from Tattoiiiine, manipulate a Gungan and kill Naboo's queen. Trap a Mon Calamari, take a Tauntaun on Safari, hit a topless bar on Mustafar with artist Ralph Macquarie!🎶
🎶OOOOOOOOOH, Number thirteen: find investors, Number 14: make a Death Star, while you're at it, draw some plans up for my Death Star 2!🎶
🎶Unmask a dirty Jawa, prank call General Dodona, clone a load of cannon fodder out on Kamino!🎶
The time stamp is 1:12 - 1:46
"Listen saltine, I don't tell you how to... threaten your blonde kid..." is one of my favorite lines.
Seth Mc Farland played the role perfect
That explains why I hear quagmire
@@DarkVileScream Nah it’s definitely Stewie
@@dylanmurdoch5746 Are you on drugs it's a mixture of Brian and Quagmire.
@@xycmiguel6957 nonono its stewie and quagmire my friend
@@aTomFX1 Where do you here Stewie? When he says "Oh My God" it doesn't Sound like Stewie at all.
"padamame or Panda bear" 😂😂
Seth MacFarlane did an amazing job at voicing Palpatine. XD
2:30 The emperor discovers about the death star destruction is priceless
I think you meant 2:21-2:29 😂
8:49 9:03 9:18 9:29 14:40 15:24
7:50 this one broke me.
In my headcannon this is Palpatine’s personality.
7:23: "Welp my suit case is gone. Sacrificed to the airport gods." 😂
Robot Chicken Palpatine is best Palpatine
Totally agree with you.
I mean he is the most powerful being in the galaxy
5:39 Hilarious that this is cut in a way that the Emperor is still admiring his haircut from the last sketch lmao
Y'know what Vader, that WAS pretty wizard.
Until Kathleen Kennedy came along and ruined everything that they built in the original trilogy
I love that I can hear Quagmire in his voice, and a little bit of Stewie. Gotta love Seth
8:09 is anyone going to mention the fact he suddenly has robes again?
No. It would be stupid to do that to a comedy skit.
"so I threw the Senate at him ! The whole senate!" 🤣
Whole*
So he threw himself at him?
@@haydenyoung166 thx for the correction
@@rjfrost7090 imagine that ! 😅
True story.
12:30 “Omg this is happening, stay away from me you idiot” 🤣
Yeah that's right Vader go for that kiss😂
@@darkneon5637 Rey Palpatine Skywalker
Even better how Luke also thought his dad was gonna kiss Palpatine.
“Hey listen! I don’t mean to be a pain, but I’m gonna have to ask for a raise.”
I just realized all these Robot Chicken Wars clips tell a coherent story, and I'd love to see where it goes.
11:40 this scene is "what if star wars had anime style inner monologues
🤮🤮
“What do you mean they blew up the Death Star”
Will always be apart of my head cannon
I love the idea that despite the Empire generally being human supremecist and the Death Star 2 being such a secret that people would be excecuted on the suspicion that they may have possibly heard a tiny bit of information regarding the fact that it existed at all, the Emperor has an alien barber and talks to him about everything, including casually revealing the existence of the Death Star 2. Palpatine knows, if there's a single person you can trust in the galaxy, it's your barber. And then at the start of the next clip, Palpatine is there just admiring his newly styled hair.
We all need a guy like Alphonso
I love the look Alphonso gives after Palpatine asks "what's your midiclorian count?". He's thinking "those are the guys Palpatine just killed did I just eff myself I'm genuinely trying to help"
Alphonso is too good for Palpatine
Whenever my kids ring me, I always answer, “Go for Papa Palpatine…”
Creative 😂👍🏻
I think he said call for papa Palatine?
7:19 lol
"You're gonna be mad Alfonso" 😂
13:26 I love the fact he's sunbathing in a reactor shaft
He's probably dead.
"My lord."
"GOOOOOO! FUUUUUUUCK! YOOOOOOUSEEEEEEELF!"
"ah."
I could work... for a short period
"I bet that knee is starting to hurt" is sooo goddamn mean lmfaooo
“ Do you have any idea what this is gonna do to my credit?” 😂😂😂
I work as a teacher and constantly walk down floors with several students in a row greeting me. It has cost inhuman discipline over the last years to not go "Stormtrooper - Stormtrooper - Stormtrooper" with a dignified nod while walking down the central hall.
I would like to point out that palpatine would probably tell you “do it”
just go "student - student - student"
Then immediately go to "eyy" and "Go f*ck yourself" and "WAZZUUP"
🤣🤣🤣
Do it. The ones that get the joke will love you for it.
I see the palpatine falling scene as canon since PALPATINE SOMEHOW RETURNED
"So I threw the Senate at him, the whole Senate! True story."
"What the hell is an aluminum falcon?!" Pure gold, cracks me up every time.
7:15 mocking bag
8:12 "It's 11-42, EAT MY A**!"
8:32 "I'd rather my robes didn't smell like a filet-o-fish all day, thanks."
I laughed aloud on those.
“You look so tiny down there, like a little mean pepper shaker.” 😂
that "WHAAAZZUUUUUP" caught me off guard 😂😂
7:21 Welp, my suitcase is gone!
Sacrifice to the airport guards!
Now I'm here for two f**king weeks with with one f**king robe. Alright now it's sticking to me like a wet Kleenex. *Sees surfboard* wow, for real?
Gods ** 😂😂😂
“So I threw the Senate at him” imagine Yoda recalling how he dodged the whole Senate being thrown at him. All the more impressive.
3:44
"7'2 asthmatic ass" killed me--
" 💀 Panda bear"
I love how he calls the royal guard a crayola 7:51
Emperor on the escalator always gets me😂
somehow this has a more solid continuation than the last 3 movies 😂
That's more depressing than funny
"How come no one says wizard anymore?"
Mando: 😏😏😏😏
Wizard
Wizard. I said that too.
Is my dad gonna kiss the Emporer?!?
15:24 Only after Disney sequel trilogy you finally understand the depth of these words of wisdom.