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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 5 лет назад +3863

    I don't know why, but the fact that the video jumps between all 3 films out of chronological order makes it all the funnier.

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 5 лет назад +182

      This is the canon story line

    • @xvaderxkiller5190
      @xvaderxkiller5190 5 лет назад +91

      And it seems to make sense

    • @ApolloSniperman
      @ApolloSniperman 5 лет назад +72

      What are you talking about? This is original director’s cut, but it was too epic to take it all in, so they split it into three movie and changed a few scenes
      -TheMoreYouKnow

    • @markreyes7454
      @markreyes7454 5 лет назад +7

      Right? I wasn't actually expecting for that to happen, lololol.

    • @watchmeyodel
      @watchmeyodel День назад

      That bipolar relationship with Ms Branch and Peter was hilarious

  • @upyoursdotcom
    @upyoursdotcom 5 лет назад +5256

    "And when she kissed me, it was just like she used to kiss me. That taste... BREAD AND BUTTER."

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 5 лет назад +92

      Killed me the first time I heard that line xD

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 4 года назад +10

      Red butter

    • @spankkkybeast3989
      @spankkkybeast3989 4 года назад +11

      Came back just for that scene

    • @silverrain99205
      @silverrain99205 4 года назад +7

      Nunovia Gottdamnedbizzness that’s awful lol

    • @mahfoudseraf5995
      @mahfoudseraf5995 4 года назад +6

      @@silverrain99205 not as awful as your awful childhood...

  • @Marvellite
    @Marvellite 7 лет назад +8725

    I can't believe Penis Parker is movie canon now.

    • @taliakellegg5978
      @taliakellegg5978 7 лет назад +142

      Dixon Cider I know right right right

    • @F0XHunter
      @F0XHunter 7 лет назад +33

      Nerd Toy Reviews wot?

    • @themarvelanddcfan9015
      @themarvelanddcfan9015 7 лет назад +284

      BlackStar 458 Watch Spider-Man Homecoming

    • @SAMSARALIVEEEEEE
      @SAMSARALIVEEEEEE 7 лет назад +15

      The Marvel And DC Fan what about it.

    • @jerrygodeep4787
      @jerrygodeep4787 7 лет назад +65

      RUclips dosen't let me change my name. There are penis Parker references in there

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +3380

    Osborne: "You killed my father"
    Peter: "I missed the part where that's my problem"

  • @purpleshirtfish
    @purpleshirtfish 6 лет назад +3418

    In Homecoming there was a party scene where they call Spider-Man Penis Parker. Coincidence? This all leads up to my final conclusion:
    *Harry's still got the moves*

    • @southpaw117
      @southpaw117 6 лет назад +86

      You got my name wrong!
      It's Pizza Parker.

    • @kowsikreigns3216
      @kowsikreigns3216 6 лет назад +9

      And the penis as well

    • @hereswolfy6918
      @hereswolfy6918 6 лет назад +5

      @britishsteamgam3r YT psycho mantis?

    • @hereswolfy6918
      @hereswolfy6918 6 лет назад +5

      @britishsteamgam3r YT *nanomachines, son!*

    • @daedalus6433
      @daedalus6433 5 лет назад +2

      @britishsteamgam3r YT WHAT... WHERE'S YOUR DATA? WHERE IS IT SAVED?

  • @lieutenantprick2770
    @lieutenantprick2770 9 лет назад +2142

    That creep is my creepy father, alright, if I'm lucky I'll be half as creepy as he is LMAO

  • @Ryanam709
    @Ryanam709 6 лет назад +2188

    Legend has it that Harry’s still got the moves

    • @valentinvlog7152
      @valentinvlog7152 6 лет назад +9

      Boy

    • @145plays
      @145plays 6 лет назад +11

      Oh boi yeahh 🤣🤣

    • @daedalus6433
      @daedalus6433 5 лет назад +5

      @ʏᴇʟʟᴏᴡ ғʟᴀsʜ Pack your things. Get out of my building. YOU'RE FIRED!
      Also, get the hell out of here, Denton.

    • @alphyishere
      @alphyishere 5 лет назад +4

      But he's dead.

    • @mannyoommen2768
      @mannyoommen2768 5 лет назад +3

      yea

  • @sheepastley
    @sheepastley 4 года назад +2115

    "I'm Peter Parker"
    "Yes, I can see that"
    "I'm a photographer"
    "Yes, I can see that"
    "I'm Spider-Man"
    "Go away"

  • @ThecrazyJH96
    @ThecrazyJH96 7 лет назад +5078

    Doc “I’ll eat your pizza”
    Peter: “NOOOO”

  • @Cactusdanny
    @Cactusdanny 7 лет назад +2217

    *"I'm spiderman"*
    *"Go Away"*

  • @wwe52891
    @wwe52891 5 лет назад +2351

    "If im lucky enough I'll become half the creep my father is"
    That one had me dying.

  • @xenulus5282
    @xenulus5282 4 года назад +1273

    7:46 I was not expecting that omelet to smack him in the face, throw him across the table, and then explode in the fire, LOL. *BRA-VO!*

    • @Jejking
      @Jejking 4 года назад +16

      Idk why I never spotted it earlier but holy shit cannonballs that was well-executed 😂😂😂 Crying my eyeballs out here, amazing.

    • @glenwicks4976
      @glenwicks4976 4 года назад +10

      @PiK *Splat* MMMMMMMMM

    • @Rex-xj4dj
      @Rex-xj4dj 3 года назад +12

      It was the best part

    • @Tempusverum
      @Tempusverum 3 года назад +5

      @@glenwicks4976 🍳 🥚 of doom

    • @bartolo2054
      @bartolo2054 3 года назад +2

      Why did i look into the comment section

  • @Notsonorm
    @Notsonorm 7 лет назад +707

    I love how penis Parker is real in homecoming

  • @venomfoxgames
    @venomfoxgames 5 лет назад +2821

    "That *CREEP* is my *CREEPY* father!" 😂

  • @77ELCREADOR
    @77ELCREADOR 5 лет назад +2040

    I'm Penis Parker
    *Stares at his pants*
    "Yes, I can see that"
    XD...

    • @ultimatepaine6401
      @ultimatepaine6401 5 лет назад +52

      I’m just your friendly neighborhood, well you know.

    • @s.m4125
      @s.m4125 5 лет назад +13

      You can also his penis through his spidey suit

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 5 лет назад +13

      “I’m a photographer.”

    • @ImThePerson0
      @ImThePerson0 5 лет назад +11

      He’s gonna park that penis up that ass

    • @ethanhill851
      @ethanhill851 5 лет назад +3

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @jamesrichards2720
    @jamesrichards2720 3 года назад +517

    1:57 this "still got the moves" segment is the funniest I have ever seen.

    • @flappyblock
      @flappyblock 3 года назад +16

      I liked how he throws Harry.

    • @Noopteen
      @Noopteen 3 года назад +27

      Throws a grenade at harry "still got the moves!"

    • @lolstuffenjoy9880
      @lolstuffenjoy9880 3 года назад +12

      2:05 had me dead

  • @reyesaxe8523
    @reyesaxe8523 7 лет назад +2602

    Still got the moves!!!!

  • @kavakahn9387
    @kavakahn9387 5 лет назад +3545

    -I'll peel the flesh off her bones
    -whatever
    -I'll blow up the city
    -whatever
    -I'll eat your pizza
    -NOOOOOOOOO

    • @prospect6821
      @prospect6821 5 лет назад +108

      I thought he said I'll leak your pictures. Idk why 😂😂

    • @InternetMouse
      @InternetMouse 5 лет назад +77

      Now that's an avengers level threat.

    • @wrongtime9097
      @wrongtime9097 5 лет назад +37

      Spider-Man is a Ninja Turtle confirmed

    • @Sarah_Kinz
      @Sarah_Kinz 4 года назад +38

      @@InternetMouse he's going to put some dirt in his eye for eating his pizza

    • @BabuBabu-ip6oh
      @BabuBabu-ip6oh 4 года назад +5

      @@prospect6821 nah that would be for ProJared

  • @misterkaos.357
    @misterkaos.357 6 лет назад +4768

    "I'll peel the flesh off her bones!"
    "Whatever"
    "I'll blow up the city."
    "Whatever"
    "I'll eat your pizza!"
    "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

  • @TheOfficialDjProduct
    @TheOfficialDjProduct 4 года назад +315

    "hit my head"
    "Yeah, guess I had something to do with that."
    lol

    • @ojroche5217
      @ojroche5217 4 года назад +16

      I'm gonna kick you little assss...

    • @txmptxtions8769
      @txmptxtions8769 4 года назад +7

      Bert oooo

    • @mrmcecheese1456
      @mrmcecheese1456 3 года назад +2

      My uncle Ben would be proud

    • @Nothing12452
      @Nothing12452 3 года назад

      @@mrmcecheese1456 Ben Parker ! .. brilliant, but lazy .

  • @Ender_Rock
    @Ender_Rock 5 лет назад +5971

    All memes aside, the SM trilogy was actually really entertaining.

    • @BigGamingBossMan
      @BigGamingBossMan 5 лет назад +167

      Ender Rock facts

    • @johnvincent1823
      @johnvincent1823 5 лет назад +552

      More than just entertaining it was great. Perfect balance of funny and dark. Yeah the ending was kinda rushed but the first 2 movies were godly.

    • @ApolloSniperman
      @ApolloSniperman 5 лет назад +181

      I agree, and this not just nostalgia talking

    • @GamerDisturbed
      @GamerDisturbed 5 лет назад +138

      When something in life is so memeable you start realizing how good it actually is...
      No joke.
      Godlike material bro.

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 5 лет назад +85

      The first two are masterpieces, but the third one is kinda weak in comparison to its predecessors. However... it’s a goldmine for memes

  • @wgdetective7034
    @wgdetective7034 6 лет назад +1204

    That creep is my creepy father alright? If I'm lucky I'll become half as creepy as he is!

    • @retardo545
      @retardo545 6 лет назад +8

      Didn't get as many likes as the other guy did you 😏

    • @retardo545
      @retardo545 6 лет назад +4

      @@Bugz you are right there bro

    • @atk534
      @atk534 6 лет назад +1

      😂😂

    • @Basea15
      @Basea15 6 лет назад +6

      So kepp your mouth shut about things you dont understand

    • @retardo545
      @retardo545 5 лет назад

      @Tom nah likes don't matter to me I'm not in it for clout

  • @npsalonen
    @npsalonen 6 лет назад +545

    -Oh boy yeah
    -Oh boy yeah what?
    -Oooohhhh bbbbooooyyyy yyyyeeeeaaaahhhh
    -Oooohhhh bbbbooooyyyy yyyyeeeeaaaahhh wwwwhhhhaaaatttt????
    -Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh bbbbbbbbbbbbooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
    -I’m seeing someone

  • @littlechick5517
    @littlechick5517 4 года назад +475

    "I liked seeing you tonight, Peter."
    "Oh boy yeah."
    "Oh boy yeah, what?"
    "Oh boy yeah."
    "Oh boy yeah, what?"
    "Oh boy yeah."
    "I'm seeing somebody now."
    "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

  • @HamanKarn567
    @HamanKarn567 9 лет назад +2575

    Those are difficult choices. I would choose pizza time though.

    • @happyexpress
      @happyexpress  9 лет назад +97

      HamanKarn567You never know when you might need a car

    • @HamanKarn567
      @HamanKarn567 9 лет назад +55

      happyexpress True but walking is good for my health.

    • @gamingvampire1604
      @gamingvampire1604 9 лет назад +27

      I would choose pizza time too

    • @StarJedi951
      @StarJedi951 9 лет назад +17

      HamanKarn567 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 pizza time! ;) 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

    • @TofuSG98
      @TofuSG98 9 лет назад +3

      Star Jedi 951 I'll eat your pizza

  • @nightlordnorris4446
    @nightlordnorris4446 5 лет назад +789

    2:49
    *OHH BOY, YEAH*
    i'm seeing someone
    *NOO*

    • @luisperezv.6868
      @luisperezv.6868 5 лет назад +9

      Brandon Norris LoOol

    • @ToreetoProdz
      @ToreetoProdz 5 лет назад +8

      Brandon Norris 3:06 Oooooooohhhhhh bbbooooooooiiiiiiii yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh 🤤😩💦

    • @whiskyGerman
      @whiskyGerman 5 лет назад

      JAJAJJA

  • @isaaccooper862
    @isaaccooper862 5 лет назад +1479

    7:47 The omelette hit Peter with so much force he flew over the table, my sides hurt 😂😂😂

    • @farizrasheed1650
      @farizrasheed1650 4 года назад +75

      That was the best part of the whole video lol :D

    • @Tempusverum
      @Tempusverum 4 года назад +52

      Harry: “Hey, check this out”
      Spiderman: Obliterated by the super-omelette 🍳 of 💀

    • @omarfigueroa1691
      @omarfigueroa1691 4 года назад +55

      Peter's muffled sounding scream made it 10 times more epic 💀💀

    • @christianbarbosa1746
      @christianbarbosa1746 4 года назад +9

      Harry and MJ team up to defeat Peter

    • @jjuicy_wee_wee3800
      @jjuicy_wee_wee3800 4 года назад +4

      @@christianbarbosa1746 but all MJ did was give harry time to heal.

  • @young_tmateo76
    @young_tmateo76 4 года назад +69

    "That creep is my creepy father, one day I'll become half as creepy as him." I feel you.

  • @vadamsvengeance3219
    @vadamsvengeance3219 5 лет назад +498

    "If I'm lucky i'll only be half as creepy as he is" LMAFO!!!

  • @kwloy
    @kwloy 7 лет назад +704

    Flash Thompson watched these before homecoming.

    • @Jerbius
      @Jerbius 7 лет назад +11

      kwloy ikr

    • @lukef6969
      @lukef6969 7 лет назад

      kwloy so true

    • @mixxur
      @mixxur 7 лет назад +6

      I forget, what do I say when he says "penis"?

    • @Kibblekicks
      @Kibblekicks 7 лет назад +3

      Mixed Serpent Parker

    • @nostalgia2431
      @nostalgia2431 7 лет назад +1

      Mixed Serpent PARRKKKEERRR

  • @_PrimetimePranks
    @_PrimetimePranks 9 лет назад +1051

    I sacrificed fruitcake.

    • @megatronsroyalemissary382
      @megatronsroyalemissary382 9 лет назад +57

      I sacrificed my son!

    • @mar88014
      @mar88014 9 лет назад +68

      +Batman he even sacrificed his sacrifice

    • @064razor
      @064razor 9 лет назад +35

      +mar88014 And worse of all, the penis that he loved.

    • @mar88014
      @mar88014 9 лет назад +2

      064razor rip penis parker

    • @chrisl.3116
      @chrisl.3116 9 лет назад +22

      +Primetime Pranks I sacrificed my sacrifiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  • @Zikeal-d4l
    @Zikeal-d4l 4 года назад +180

    5:50 That situation was so awkward that it's actually realistic 😂

    • @YungMedin
      @YungMedin 3 года назад +20

      That jump scare tho 😔😳

    • @jinx1987
      @jinx1987 3 года назад

      @@YungMedin thanks for the heads up

    • @YungMedin
      @YungMedin 3 года назад +7

      @@jinx1987 6:16

    • @IDHLEB
      @IDHLEB 3 года назад +5

      @@jinx1987 whoa, heads up!

  • @user-rf5px3gh3p
    @user-rf5px3gh3p 6 лет назад +1812

    7:47 is the best fucking part I almost choked from laughter

    • @LazyStar
      @LazyStar 6 лет назад +136

      John holy fuck almost died at that part

    • @stefannotchev7209
      @stefannotchev7209 6 лет назад +38

      John same lmao

    • @isaiahcatano6667
      @isaiahcatano6667 6 лет назад +87

      ~Flips omlette and lands on Penis Parker's face and flys through window~ LMAO lol

    • @Arthur-ex4yj
      @Arthur-ex4yj 6 лет назад +11

      John yea it was pretty funny 😂

    • @yourboijoey5650
      @yourboijoey5650 6 лет назад +7

      Lol

  • @HimboFrankenstein
    @HimboFrankenstein 8 лет назад +500

    "That creep is my creepy father"

  • @supermovies4625
    @supermovies4625 9 лет назад +2707

    I SACRIFICED...

  • @caelenselke-minogue
    @caelenselke-minogue 3 года назад +108

    2:22 Harry: "i'M gOnNa KiCk YoUr LiTtLe AsS."
    MJ *looks excited*

  • @six2811
    @six2811 5 лет назад +693

    7:47 his scream is actually muffled 😂

  • @QV33N1
    @QV33N1 6 лет назад +325

    I was so close to not laughing till the omelette fell on his face

  • @xHeadxShotxx
    @xHeadxShotxx 9 лет назад +560

    "Im penis parker"
    *Looks down*
    "Yes i can see that"
    Died laughing! thanks

  • @matt_bv
    @matt_bv 4 года назад +427

    2:22-I like how he says “I’m gonna kick your little as” when he’s on a hospital bed 😂😂

    • @gigachad2434
      @gigachad2434 4 года назад +24

      Its like Harry remenber what appen and Want his revenge by kicking his little ass but the editing was perfect 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @vesha6274
      @vesha6274 4 года назад +17

      Saying it whilst smiling

    • @Chimichinking
      @Chimichinking 3 года назад +2

      “Heh, wow 😅”

  • @UzayrKader
    @UzayrKader 6 лет назад +1402

    I feel so bad that the Sam Raimi films are just straight memes now 😂😂😂😂 they were quality for the *most* part

  • @doggy8385
    @doggy8385 7 лет назад +411

    That cyclops aunt may scared the shit outta me

  • @Mr20Batmanfan
    @Mr20Batmanfan 9 лет назад +503

    I laughed at the part when Harry throws the omelette at Penis Parker lol!!!!!

  • @grimmy2313
    @grimmy2313 3 года назад +58

    1:10 Freaking genius editing of having J.J. Jameson acting like he's the head of Oscorp and literally firing Norman for not killing Spiderman. XD

  • @sportifymedia
    @sportifymedia 8 лет назад +353

    I'm watching this at night, I tried my best to not wake the house up

  • @brownbronco6465
    @brownbronco6465 8 лет назад +305

    Am i the only one that lost it at omelette to the face with a muffled "NOOOOOOOO!!!!"😂😂😂

  • @4_free73
    @4_free73 6 лет назад +270

    “I SACRIFICED MY SACRIFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII”

  • @TheOriginalEwan
    @TheOriginalEwan 3 года назад +57

    This trilogy is basically just Peter and Harry simping for MJ.

    • @VengefulPolititron
      @VengefulPolititron 3 года назад +12

      Harry didn't respect the bro-code.
      alot of movies though...
      Batman two-face for the girl
      ninja turtles like the girl
      pirates of the Caribbean jack will
      Tarzan vs Clayton for the girl
      geston vs beast for belle
      Aladin vs Jafar
      twilight
      Luke and Han solo.. at first...

  • @jacobharwood2998
    @jacobharwood2998 6 лет назад +394

    I SACRIFICED MY SACRIFAAAAAA

  • @LasherAF
    @LasherAF 6 лет назад +725

    When she kissed me, it was just like she used to kiss me
    That taste...
    *Bread and Butter*

  • @estebangomez7955
    @estebangomez7955 6 лет назад +261

    When she kissed me, it's just like she used to kiss me. The taste...bread and butter

  • @ashjar2703
    @ashjar2703 4 года назад +46

    I like how Harry and Peter seem to be fighting as like a secret partner nighttime activity and he offers to get some food

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Год назад

      Harry was actually just a hallucination of Peter's, brought about by the stress of his job at the NTSB and his dissatisfaction with his perceived emasculation living in a relatively safe modern metropolitan community.

    • @ashjar2703
      @ashjar2703 Год назад +1

      @@DistractedGlobeGuy and then they start a club. A special certain secret club. The kind with a special rule I can't talk about.

  • @MyNameIsEthan
    @MyNameIsEthan 5 лет назад +486

    1:41 I SACRIFICED MY SACRIF *IIIIIIIII*
    Everyone heard that creep.
    *AaAaAAaAA*

    • @shehroz.4117
      @shehroz.4117 5 лет назад +33

      That *Creep* is my *Creep-E* Father

    • @danzigz
      @danzigz 5 лет назад +1

      I heard "my penis" at first-

    • @MyNameIsEthan
      @MyNameIsEthan 4 года назад

      saddxst My penis My balls

    • @UltimateMemerSus
      @UltimateMemerSus 3 месяца назад

      1:50 he definitely surpassed his creepness

  • @TriggerBearswag
    @TriggerBearswag 6 лет назад +3501

    MJ: “Kiss me.”
    Peter: “No thanks.”
    MJ: “Kiss me.”
    Peter: “No.”
    MJ: *tries to kiss him*
    Peter: “AAAAAAAA” *throws MJ on the ground*

    • @daedalus6433
      @daedalus6433 5 лет назад +17

      @ʏᴇʟʟᴏᴡ ғʟᴀsʜ Get the hell out of here, Denton.

    • @lilvantasfan834
      @lilvantasfan834 5 лет назад +14

      *_AAAAAAAAA_*

    • @luisangel444
      @luisangel444 5 лет назад +48

      I see you watched the video too

    • @daedalus6433
      @daedalus6433 5 лет назад +7

      Damn, i guess Denton DID get the hell out of here.

    • @titus7859
      @titus7859 5 лет назад +5

      Wehre does he throw michael jordan

  • @archiecollins453
    @archiecollins453 6 лет назад +598

    This deserves an oscar

    • @Lost_idiot223
      @Lost_idiot223 6 лет назад +20

      arc 453 f*ck that!! give this a Nobel Prize

    • @steezburger609
      @steezburger609 6 лет назад +10

      Nobel prize Otto, Nobel prize

    • @Twocoolman115
      @Twocoolman115 6 лет назад +7

      Gifford Metz and we’ll all be rich.

  • @mrmcecheese1456
    @mrmcecheese1456 3 года назад +37

    1:49 “if I’m lucky I’ll become half as creepy as he is” 🤣😂😂🤣 I’m gone XD

  • @AP-se2zs
    @AP-se2zs 6 лет назад +361

    “That taste... bread and butter”!! Hahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @Rocket-qg5jw
    @Rocket-qg5jw 6 лет назад +411

    -This is an amazing YTP!
    Me: Yes. I can see that.

    • @scott4978
      @scott4978 6 лет назад

      @@justarandomneedleinthesun.5825 Go Away

    • @MrFTW733
      @MrFTW733 6 лет назад

      Rocket 205 - Oh booooooyyy yeeaaaaahhh

  • @xGalaxyGameingx
    @xGalaxyGameingx 7 лет назад +237

    *O H B O Y Y E A*

  • @gurnoorwithag
    @gurnoorwithag 4 года назад +48

    Spiderman: *exists*
    Omelette: *no i dont think you will*

  • @scarynonsense7869
    @scarynonsense7869 6 лет назад +1771

    7:46 lol I’m crying of laughter 😂🤣😂

  • @aaronhutchison5850
    @aaronhutchison5850 5 лет назад +113

    "Strong focus on what I want"
    *jumps off building*
    "What do I want?"

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 5 лет назад +10

      “Pizza Time. Mary Jane Watson. Some money to buy a car...”

    • @tofugamer2082
      @tofugamer2082 5 лет назад +12

      @@Howlingburd19 I don't really know.

    • @alliumcepa936
      @alliumcepa936 5 лет назад +7

      @@tofugamer2082 *falls down and slams head on the cars*

  • @pbrn2533
    @pbrn2533 5 лет назад +678

    **throws literal grenade at his face*
    STILL GOT THE MOVES.

  • @goldiful9439
    @goldiful9439 4 года назад +457

    Psychologist: Cyclops aunt May isn't real,she can't hurt you
    Cyclops aunt May:
    6:17

    • @noahkeays3447
      @noahkeays3447 4 года назад +35

      That actually scared me

    • @IDHLEB
      @IDHLEB 4 года назад +4

      @Paola Ramirez Sonic.exe laugh

    • @solisimperium1203
      @solisimperium1203 4 года назад +7

      @@IDHLEB kefka laugh*

    • @yyny0
      @yyny0 4 года назад +5

      Aunt May is the scariest villain of all spiderman movies

    • @tokyohanamura
      @tokyohanamura 4 года назад +2

      @@IDHLEB Sonic.exe used it cause it’s a creepy laugh, but it originates for Kefka in FFVI. It was also used for that character in Chrono Trigger (the floating face who hosts the doppelgänger minigame)

  • @portatil8676
    @portatil8676 5 лет назад +192

    "I'll blow up the city."
    "Whatever."

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 4 года назад +15

      “I’ll eat your pizza.”

    • @leonardohernandez5018
      @leonardohernandez5018 4 года назад +14

      AAAAHHHHHH!

    • @raybrunken9707
      @raybrunken9707 4 года назад +3

      It’s funny because he cares more about a pizza that like millions of people

    • @アクセル-d4v
      @アクセル-d4v 4 года назад +1

      @@raybrunken9707 I missed the part where that's my probleme

  • @Paulog2003
    @Paulog2003 7 лет назад +420

    It's awesome how in Spider Man Homecoming the name Penis Parker is kind of a joke between everybody in Pete's class. Did Sony watch your videos or something?

  • @fadi_playz4373
    @fadi_playz4373 6 лет назад +1709

    7:46 he fliped the omlete on his face 😆😆😆😆😆😂😂

    • @jayjansen9086
      @jayjansen9086 5 лет назад +69

      Lmao... omelette time

    • @TheEmpressNyx
      @TheEmpressNyx 5 лет назад +78

      HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOST MY SHIT AT THAT PART 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and then he flew back and exploded lmaaaooo

    • @duckturkeygoose3723
      @duckturkeygoose3723 5 лет назад +23

      Harry used omelette! Penis parker fainted

    • @FH4Player6397
      @FH4Player6397 5 лет назад +14

      Holly shit I died of laughter! XD

    • @kroneproductions129
      @kroneproductions129 5 лет назад +5

      😂😂😂💀💀💀!!!!!

  • @lamapukas
    @lamapukas 4 года назад +25

    Harry Osborne: You killed my father.
    Peter Parker: Spider-man killed him, I have nothing to do with it!
    Died

  • @GabrielSantos-rg5rl
    @GabrielSantos-rg5rl 5 лет назад +728

    7:46 that's the deadliest attack i ever see 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jonnymcmurra1651
    @jonnymcmurra1651 7 лет назад +222

    Flash in spider man homecoming must of watched these.

  • @morbiid7733
    @morbiid7733 7 лет назад +364

    7:46 Im gonna cry.

    • @NightmareXS5
      @NightmareXS5 6 лет назад +16

      😂😂😂

    • @Imperialstorm03
      @Imperialstorm03 6 лет назад +12

      Morbiid I cried laughing omfg

    • @jevetts
      @jevetts 6 лет назад +1

      Same man😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AlastorTheNPDemon
      @AlastorTheNPDemon 6 лет назад +5

      Best part! I just about dribbled in my pants.

    • @Ztrength
      @Ztrength 6 лет назад +5

      Hahahaha the muffled scream

  • @Shane_SCW
    @Shane_SCW 4 года назад +50

    1:30 is my favorite part 😂

  • @ben7196
    @ben7196 5 лет назад +344

    1:27 “Gimme a violin”+(*JJ’s laugh*) Bro I’m Dead🤣🤣🤣

    • @supermariokid6428
      @supermariokid6428 4 года назад +23

      Thank You Bye Bye

    • @ben7196
      @ben7196 4 года назад +4

      SuperMarioKid 64 😂

    • @madgepereira2891
      @madgepereira2891 4 года назад +3

      Give me a violin 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @Lauradelatorre9138
      @Lauradelatorre9138 4 года назад +14

      YA KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!?!?! I SACRIFICED!! MY FRUITCAKE I SACRIFICED!! MY SON I SACRIFICED!! MY PENIS I SACRIFICED!! MY NORMAN EXE has stopped working 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jordanhorr
      @jordanhorr 4 года назад +5

      I SACRIFICED MY SACRIFICE!!

  • @rinhanzo08
    @rinhanzo08 5 лет назад +445

    6:36
    On a date with himself?
    Uhhhhh
    Still got the moves? Lmao

    • @hammskie05
      @hammskie05 5 лет назад +19

      I like to imagine after every sentence he just changes seats

    • @rinhanzo08
      @rinhanzo08 5 лет назад +4

      @@hammskie05 that's a good one lmao

    • @hammskie05
      @hammskie05 5 лет назад +4

      @@rinhanzo08 ya lol

    • @2lazy4username34
      @2lazy4username34 4 года назад +2

      I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye

    • @rinhanzo08
      @rinhanzo08 4 года назад +1

      @@2lazy4username34 "I'm the sheriff around these p a r t s." Lmao

  • @KillerWailz
    @KillerWailz 7 лет назад +377

    foreshadowing at its finest

  • @kylevidetto1115
    @kylevidetto1115 2 года назад +6

    3:30 Mr. J.J. Jameson's assistant: "Black...Ass... Spiderman" I died of laughter 😁 😆🤣🤣🤣

  • @Haylex98
    @Haylex98 5 лет назад +529

    How many times did Peter parker knock Mary Jane down 😂😂😂

  • @theguy4542
    @theguy4542 5 лет назад +190

    "I'll peel the flesh from her bones"
    "Whatever..."
    "I'll blow up the city"
    "Whatever..."
    "I'll eat your pizza"
    "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

    • @ramgraphite6311
      @ramgraphite6311 3 года назад +3

      Haha best part ngl

    • @indepth9930
      @indepth9930 3 года назад +3

      Bully Maguire:You can hurt MJ, you can blow up the city, but when you mess with my Pizza time, that’s when I get furious!

  • @geoffrey111995
    @geoffrey111995 9 лет назад +184

    7:46 How to not die of laughter when seeing that? XDXDDD

  • @paulovns20
    @paulovns20 4 года назад +51

    7:47 Harry: “I’m about to do what’s called a pro-chef move.”

  • @Spartan11117777
    @Spartan11117777 5 лет назад +140

    5:20
    Bikini Bottom Police Officers: “Calm Down Son, It’s Just A Drawing.”

  • @gono7209
    @gono7209 6 лет назад +127

    So this is where Flash got Peter’s nickname

  • @biggerbadderbobby
    @biggerbadderbobby 8 лет назад +108

    Where has this shit been all my life...

  • @franoj2489
    @franoj2489 4 года назад +10

    I love how this video is basically random clips from the movie stuck together so they actually make sense

  • @gamingvampire1604
    @gamingvampire1604 9 лет назад +269

    Doctor Octopus: I'll peel the flesh off her bones
    Peter: Whatever
    Doctor Octopus: I'll blow up the city
    Peter: Whatever
    Doctor Octopus: I'll eat your pizza
    Peter: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!
    Lol. It looks like Peter really cares about his pizza

    • @passivegiant2708
      @passivegiant2708 7 лет назад +23

      Penis Parkers pizza time is not something that can be messed with

    • @Jackboy019
      @Jackboy019 7 лет назад +11

      GamingVampire NOT THE PIZZA!!!

  • @fabioj-
    @fabioj- 5 лет назад +457

    And this is why Toby Maguire Spider-Man is the best.

    • @V_For_Vigilante
      @V_For_Vigilante 5 лет назад +40

      Fact

    • @johnathanrodriguez445
      @johnathanrodriguez445 5 лет назад +1

      Nope

    • @V_For_Vigilante
      @V_For_Vigilante 5 лет назад +21

      @Michael Fernandez
      Stfu idiot tom is the worst robin ever and tobey is the best SPIDER-MAN

    • @carlothegamer907
      @carlothegamer907 5 лет назад +2

      Tobey in these 3 movies is a cringey fuck.

    • @carlothegamer907
      @carlothegamer907 5 лет назад +1

      Michael Garcia No it's not. Peter is supposed to nerd and not very cool in school. They really nailed those two things down but the dialogue is just so cringey and atrocious.

  • @user-wv1jc6pt4j
    @user-wv1jc6pt4j 8 лет назад +58

    -YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SACRIFICE
    -gonna cry?

  • @Allys20.
    @Allys20. 3 года назад +34

    4:26 he’s so powerful he knocked her into different clothes 😂

  • @robloxunspacecommand1935
    @robloxunspacecommand1935 5 лет назад +571

    5:09 “I’ll eat your pizza”
    “NOOOOOOO” 😭😂

    • @jacobstarr9010
      @jacobstarr9010 4 года назад +7

      Understandable

    • @robloxunspacecommand1935
      @robloxunspacecommand1935 4 года назад +1

      @@jacobstarr9010 Master Chief, you mind telling me what you’re doing on that ship

    • @yoitzchris8708
      @yoitzchris8708 4 года назад +5

      I heard aaahhhhhhhhhhh

    • @Tempusverum
      @Tempusverum 3 года назад +2

      If there’s no pizza, there can be no pizza time. 🍕

    • @1MCElias
      @1MCElias 3 года назад +3

      I though he said "I'll leak your pictures." 😂🤣

  • @mrworldwidesucc3774
    @mrworldwidesucc3774 7 лет назад +85

    "Still Got The Moves"

  • @sir_plesious
    @sir_plesious 6 лет назад +771

    Me: I'm gonna watch "Peter Parker refuses to eat his vegetables"
    RUclips: I'm sorry, this content is age restricted
    Me: Okay, how about Penis Parker?
    RUclips: sure, why not?
    Also me: ?!?!?!?!

  • @mannydestine2994
    @mannydestine2994 4 года назад +57

    6:30 LMAO especially when it freezes on Peter smiling after he says spiderman killed MJ lol

  • @OTristian
    @OTristian 5 лет назад +512

    8:18 "Hey, don't push me."
    "Norman, listen to me... I didn't push your son!"
    (Green goblin/Norman angrily tries to hit peter, peter dodges.)
    "Harry tried to push me, he pushed himself!"

    • @theorangemaster6807
      @theorangemaster6807 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @kevvy4517
      @kevvy4517 4 года назад +13

      S H U T UUUUUUP!!!!

    • @maxthedoge6927
      @maxthedoge6927 3 года назад

      @@kevvy4517 no u

    • @sergefiedyt
      @sergefiedyt 3 года назад +2

      I love how they're fighting to the death but all that Harry could complain about is him being pushed 😂😂😂

  • @Nukity
    @Nukity 9 лет назад +394

    Oooohhhh bbbbooooyyyyyy yyyyeeeeaahhhhh...

  • @LuchoCastle_11
    @LuchoCastle_11 5 лет назад +410

    4:43 - 5:12 that scene is genius.

  • @hypnoticskull6342
    @hypnoticskull6342 4 года назад +6

    I like the idea of JJJ being a he boss of everything. Not even the mayor, governor, or president, he’s just the boss XD

  • @ssk1916
    @ssk1916 6 лет назад +161

    *HARRY'S STILL GOT THE MOVES*

  • @GhostOfSparta
    @GhostOfSparta 6 лет назад +1502

    If I'm lucky I'll become half the creep he is 1:47 😂😂

  • @Cristopher.C
    @Cristopher.C 5 лет назад +439

    That creep is my creepy father! >:(

    • @rainbowstalin594
      @rainbowstalin594 5 лет назад +62

      If i'm lucky i'll become as half as creppy as he is so keep your mouth shut about stuff you don't understand! >:(

    • @PoorDog69
      @PoorDog69 5 лет назад +2

      @None 0fyourebiz Oh, heads up.

    • @idkurav2689
      @idkurav2689 5 лет назад

      Dang ur channel is old

    • @PoorDog69
      @PoorDog69 5 лет назад

      @@idkurav2689 mine?

    • @idkurav2689
      @idkurav2689 5 лет назад

      @@PoorDog69 yeah you but also look at Christopher